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- > wake up on beach
- > wander
- > meet some guys dressed up in trash holding AK-47s
- > "HEY YOU, NAKED"
- > I come
- > "Follow us, you're our prisoner now"
- > They bring me to a base with a crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
- > They bring me into their base
- > "SING FOR US"
- > I don't say anything
- > "well you're ♥♥♥♥ing useless aren't you"
- > "bring him in the thunderdome"
- > waitwhat
- > they bring me into a prison with another naked
- > "NOW FIGHT!"
- > me and the naked fight intensely with rocks
- > I kill him, everyone is screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR" in bad middle-eastern accents
- > they bring me outside for a break
- > one ISIS member leaves the base, and I run outside while the door is open
- > being shot at by AK-47's while zigzagging
- > I escape into the desert
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