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Session 1E-2: More Bandits, Still Everywhere

Bigwood Jul 18th, 2011 149 Never
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  1. [00:31:48] * Terri keeps running compass east, fairly fast.
  2. [00:32:33] * Raven darts eastward as well with Maki at her side, rifle clutched and loaded.
  3. [00:33:39] * Henry jogs along slowly, but steadily, having returned Herbert and Bernard.
  4. [00:33:42] <@Paradox> Raven, Terri, Henry, and Rylan the musician run east towards the farmlands.
  5. [00:34:45] <@Paradox> When they arrive at the Jansen ranch, the mareep pens have already been smashed open, and six geodude are carying off two helpless sheep each.
  6. [00:35:03] <@Paradox> "Boss, villagers incoming," you hear one of the bandits cry out as you approach.
  7. [00:35:07] <Terri> "BAD ROCKS! BAD!"
  8. [00:35:34] <Henry> "Geodudes, eh? Excellent."
  9. [00:36:45] * Raven kneels down, readies her aim, and deftly puts her scanner over her eye. "Put those sheep down, and get the hell out of my town, shitheads."
  10. [00:37:13] <@Paradox> A large man dressed in bronze armor and a horned iron helm, with a large bronze axe on one shoulder steps up.
  11. [00:38:54] <@Paradox> "I don't think so. Me an' my men are hungry, you see? And we'll take what we please. Did they only send little girls and skinny boymen to run off Chief Bronzestone?"
  12. [00:39:32] * Terri is 6' 3" and weighs more than Submission.
  13. [00:39:45] <Henry> "We'll see about that, knave."
  14. [00:40:23] * Raven glares at the man. "I just see a bunch of mad dogs waiting to be put down." She readies a round, cla-chink
  15. [00:40:30] * Henry looses Herbert.
  16. [00:40:47] <Terri> "AM NO GIRLY"
  17. [00:40:50] <Raven> "Maki, you have full permission to do your worst."
  18. [00:42:37] <Terri> "LET GO OF FLUFFIES!"
  19. [00:43:06] <@Paradox> "No girl, aye, but an idiot.""
  20. [00:43:36] <Terri> "I NOT IDIOT!"
  21. [00:43:48] <@Paradox> "Boys, we're gonna show this lot what's what."
  22. [00:44:09] <@Paradox> Five more geodude appear from apricorn balls as the other bandits gather their weapons.
  23. [00:44:12] <Henry> Dex 5, Speed 4.
  24. [00:44:14] * Terri just runs into battle angrily.
  25. [00:44:17] <Henry> Herbert is my pokemon.
  26. [00:44:24] <Terri> Dex 23 SPD 7
  27. [00:44:40] <Raven> DEX 22, speed 10
  28. [00:45:16] <Raven> "Put your money where your mouth is, dickhead."
  29. [00:46:23] <@Paradox> Chief Bronzestone scoffs, and lets out a Gurdurr.
  30. [00:46:51] * Henry frowns a bit at the language, but gets ready.
  31. [00:48:38] * Raven thinks she's being quite mild, considering the truely wonderful curse words she learned during basic training!
  32. [00:52:10] <@Paradox> (also, Arawn is here too~)
  33. [00:52:25] <Raven> "Nice of you to join us, Mr. Riagan."
  34. [00:52:47] <@Paradox> (Dex & Speed, Arawn?)
  35. [00:55:15] <Arawn> (14 DEX, 10 Speed Spring)
  36. [01:04:40] <@Paradox> The bandit leader let sout a mighty battlecry, swinging his axe overhead.
  37. [01:04:44] <@Paradox> Terri's turn.
  38. [01:05:17] * Terri shouts a battlecry (Kiai Focus), and starts rushing towards the bandit leader.
  39. [01:06:14] <Raven> Raven steadies her aim at Bronzestone, and pulls the trigger. BLAM!
  40. [01:06:47] <Raven> 1d20 accuracy
  41. [01:06:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, accuracy: 9 [1d20=9]
  42. [01:06:54] <Raven> (ac 6.)
  43. [01:07:51] <@Paradox> (hits)
  44. [01:08:02] <Raven> 4d20+6 damage
  45. [01:08:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, damage: 41 [4d20=9,4,3,19]
  46. [01:10:41] * Arawn battlecries with Terri, although it's far less enthusiastic.  But he doesn't matter; he's heading right towards the supporting bandits, taking a swing at whichever he can reach first
  47. [01:10:41] <Arawn> 1d20 AC6
  48. [01:10:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, AC6: 2 [1d20=2]
  49. [01:11:27] <Arawn> (...or not D: )
  50. [01:11:31] <@Paradox> The Bandit chief dodges, evading Arawn's scythe.
  51. [01:11:44] * Arawn wasn't going after their leader but alright
  52. [01:11:44] <@Paradox> (... er, not chief)
  53. [01:12:01] <@Paradox> The bard begins to ... play his lute? Well okay
  54. [01:12:04] <@Paradox> Henry's turn
  55. [01:12:10] * Henry concentrates. "Focus on the power within, Herbert. You SHALL strike true. Focus..." Voltage Freeze! Hidden Power gains reliable for 4 turns!
  56. [01:14:32] <@Paradox> The bandits rush forth to attack!
  57. [01:14:44] <@Paradox> 1d20 The one Arawn attacked attacks after having dodged
  58. [01:14:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, The one Arawn attacked attacks after having dodged: 7 [1d20=7]
  59. [01:15:06] <@Paradox> Aaand barely misses.
  60. [01:15:12] <@Paradox> 1d20 Raven is charged by another one
  61. [01:15:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Raven is charged by another one: 2 [1d20=2]
  62. [01:16:26] <@Paradox> 1d20 Arawn
  63. [01:16:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Arawn: 2 [1d20=2]
  64. [01:16:37] <@Paradox> 1d20 Terri
  65. [01:16:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Terri: 18 [1d20=18]
  66. [01:16:52] <@Paradox> 2d20+10
  67. [01:16:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2d20+10: 26 [2d20=7,9]
  68. [01:17:13] <@Paradox> 1d20 Henry
  69. [01:17:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Henry: 3 [1d20=3]
  70. [01:17:23] <@Paradox> The bandits are not... very good it seems. :B
  71. [01:17:26] * Terri takes the hit and barely notices.
  72. [01:17:31] <Henry> Even Henry can dodge that sloppy attack!
  73. [01:17:31] <@Paradox> Only Terri is hit by an attack at all!
  74. [01:17:36] <@Paradox> Spring, gogo!
  75. [01:17:51] <Raven> Raven grunts. "That's what I thought."
  76. [01:18:41] <Arawn> Spring is here, bitches; it's his damn festival and he announces it by launching a grenade at the Geodudes
  77. [01:18:54] <Arawn> 1d20 Seed Bomb (2m burst; it's aiming at wherever it could hit the most)
  78. [01:18:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, Seed Bomb (2m burst: 7 [1d20=7]
  79. [01:19:51] <@Paradox> (AC?)
  80. [01:20:07] <Arawn> (AC is 2; not sure how many I am able to hit)
  81. [01:20:15] <@Paradox> Hits one!
  82. [01:20:19] <Arawn> ((Er, 2m blast, technically)
  83. [01:20:33] <@Paradox> (hits one AND his owner)
  84. [01:20:36] <@Paradox> (roll damage)
  85. [01:20:42] <Arawn> 5d10+1d6+6 On Geodudes?  That's, what, 4x damage :3c
  86. [01:20:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, On Geodudes?  That's, what, 4x damage :3c: 49 [5d10=6,7,10,10,4; 1d6=6]
  87. [01:21:03] <@Paradox> BOOM
  88. [01:21:11] <Arawn> SPRING IS HERE BITCHES
  89. [01:22:20] <Raven> "Maki! Put that 'alpha dog' DOWN." As she releases the spent shell and nods at Bronzestone.  Maki charges forward, THRAAASH!
  90. [01:22:31] <Raven> 1d20 accuracy, ac2
  91. [01:22:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, accuracy, ac2: 4 [1d20=4]
  92. [01:23:28] <Paradox> Misses
  93. [01:23:53] <Terri> Boris flies along side terry, and...
  94. [01:23:59] <Terri> 1d20 PECK on Gurrdurr
  95. [01:24:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Terri, PECK on Gurrdurr: 11 [1d20=11]
  96. [01:24:12] <Terri> 2d10+10
  97. [01:24:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Terri, 2d10+10: 26 [2d10=9,7]
  98. [01:24:34] <Terri> ac2 btw
  99. [01:25:40] <Paradox> BONK
  100. [01:25:47] <Paradox> The Gurdurr looks quite hurt from the strong hit
  101. [01:25:51] <Henry> "Now, unleash the POWER!"
  102. [01:26:13] <Henry> 1d20 AC 2 Hidden Power Ground on as many enemies as I can get in a 3 meter blast.
  103. [01:26:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, AC 2 Hidden Power Ground on as many enemies as I can get in a 3 meter blast.: 5 [1d20=5]
  104. [01:26:29] <Raven> (the fuck dicemaid)
  105. [01:26:44] <Henry> (These would have to be some pretty tanky geodudes)
  106. [01:26:53] <Henry> (Anyway, special attack)
  107. [01:26:56] <Raven> (either way all these ac2 moves getting so bad rolls)
  108. [01:27:19] <Henry> 3d10+10 since I assume that's a hit.
  109. [01:27:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, since I assume that's a hit.: 27 [3d10=4,7,6]
  110. [01:29:01] <Paradox> (That hits, yeah ... hits the bandit next to 'em, too)
  111. [01:29:59] <Henry> Henry unleashes ZA POWER, throwing out a ball of light that erupts into a quake as it strikes the ground!
  112. [01:31:32] <Paradox> That geodude is KO'd too
  113. [01:31:54] <Arawn> (Shouldn't it be 2, considering I kind of exploded one?)
  114. [01:32:10] <Raven> (I think he's counting one as the gurrdurr?)
  115. [01:32:37] <Arawn> (There were still only four at the start of the match also yeah the Gurdurr isn't on there o.o; )
  116. [01:32:46] <Paradox> (oh err, there should have been 5 to start with. I thought I said 5? huh)
  117. [01:32:55] <Raven> (you did.)
  118. [01:33:01] <Henry> (You did say 5, and there's no Gurrdurr listed)
  119. [01:33:53] <Paradox> 3#1d20 Maki/Boris/Herbert
  120. [01:33:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Maki/Boris/Herbert: 4 [1d20=4], 13 [1d20=13], 1 [1d20=1]
  121. [01:33:58] <Paradox> (fff)
  122. [01:34:05] <Raven> (ac/move?)
  123. [01:34:09] <Terri> ac2 btw6
  124. [01:34:14] <Terri> ffff
  125. [01:34:22] <Terri> Yeah, Ac/move?
  126. [01:34:23] <Paradox> (AC4)
  127. [01:34:27] <Terri> hit on Boris
  128. [01:34:28] <Raven> (ah, nope.jpg)
  129. [01:34:31] <Terri> what move?
  130. [01:34:42] <Paradox> 4d6+10 rock throw
  131. [01:34:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, rock throw: 25 [4d6=2,4,4,5]
  132. [01:34:52] <Terri> D:
  133. [01:35:04] <Henry> As one of the Geodude tosses a rock at Herbert, the shot goes wide. Perhaps it noticed his brilliant shoes and wishes it had feet too.
  134. [01:35:15] <Raven> Maki eat rock :B
  135. [01:35:28] <Terri> Boris is down.
  136. [01:35:43] <Terri> "YOU HURT BORIS! GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
  137. [01:36:01] <Henry> (Welcome to the Farfetch'd cycle)
  138. [01:38:02] <Raven> "Well...shit.  Make sure to take it out on them, Terri!"
  139. [01:39:23] <Paradox> The Bandit Chief charges Terri
  140. [01:39:26] <Paradox> 1d20
  141. [01:39:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  142. [01:39:38] <Paradox> 7d10+20
  143. [01:39:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 7d10+20: 54 [7d10=3,5,3,8,5,1,9]
  144. [01:40:00] <Paradox> Terri's turn
  145. [01:40:19] * Terri retaliates in kind
  146. [01:40:20] <Terri> 1d20
  147. [01:40:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Terri, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  148. [01:40:25] <Terri> HAHAHAHHa
  149. [01:40:40] <Terri> dem identical rolls
  150. [01:40:48] <Terri> AXE attack btw
  151. [01:40:50] <Terri> ac2
  152. [01:41:07] * Raven watches as the two axe men go at it. "Uh..."
  153. [01:41:09] <Terri> 7d10+5+5+6
  154. [01:41:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Terri, 7d10+5+5+6: 56 [7d10=4,3,1,8,10,4,10]
  155. [01:41:53] <Paradox> (hahaha)
  156. [01:42:00] * Raven loads another round, and takes aim at the gurrdurr. "Well then...since you got him covered."
  157. [01:42:05] <Paradox> (really pretty close to identical)
  158. [01:42:09] <Terri> ^
  159. [01:42:16] <Raven> 1d20 accuracy, ac6 BLAM
  160. [01:42:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, accuracy, ac6 BLAM: 2 [1d20=2]
  161. [01:42:19] <Raven> (fff)
  162. [01:42:36] <Raven> and...misses.
  163. [01:42:53] <Paradox> Arawn!
  164. [01:43:13] <Terri> (Also, question. With MA's improved combat, do I add my strength twice? If so, Add in another 5 damage.)
  165. [01:43:25] <Paradox> (yes you do)
  166. [01:43:25] <Raven> (yes, you do.)
  167. [01:43:30] <Paradox> (and noted)
  168. [01:43:48] <Arawn> 1d20 continuing combat with mooks
  169. [01:43:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, continuing combat with mooks: 16 [1d20=16]
  170. [01:44:31] <Terri> (OH whoops. I forgot to add in my tough skin, I have more HP than I thought.)
  171. [01:44:37] <Arawn> 2d20+1d10+4 Now that's better
  172. [01:44:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, Now that's better: 27 [2d20=13,2; 1d10=8]
  173. [01:44:57] <Terri> (Strong guy doesnt affect Tough skin, does it?)
  174. [01:45:05] * Arawn starts shedding some blood in the middle of the mess, watching his back to hopefully keep dodging these bandits' amateur assaults
  175. [01:45:06] <Raven> (no.)
  176. [01:45:07] <Paradox> (no Terri)
  177. [01:45:17] <Terri> (k)
  178. [01:45:24] <Paradox> Arawn takes down the bandit that he'd seeded earlier.
  179. [01:45:41] * Henry draws a pocketwatch out of his breast pocket and whips out at the bandit who tried to cut him earlier, striking with the gilded chain.
  180. [01:45:44] <Paradox> Rylan continues playing music!
  181. [01:45:49] <Henry> 1d20 AC 6
  182. [01:45:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, AC 6: 19 [1d20=19]
  183. [01:45:55] <Henry> 1d10+4
  184. [01:45:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, 1d10+4: 6 [1d10=2]
  185. [01:46:22] <Henry> (better than nothing)
  186. [01:46:24] <Paradox> 1d20 Sing
  187. [01:46:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Sing: 8 [1d20=8]
  188. [01:46:33] <Henry> (And whoops, sorry for going out of turn, Dox)
  189. [01:46:34] <Paradox> One of the bandits falls asleep :O
  190. [01:46:46] <Henry> (Forgot about our bard friend)
  191. [01:47:28] * Henry regards Rylan's skill for a moment.
  192. [01:47:32] <Henry> "...Impressive."
  193. [01:48:50] <Paradox> 4#1d20 Henry/Raven/Maki/Arawn
  194. [01:48:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Henry/Raven/Maki/Arawn: 7 [1d20=7], 17 [1d20=17], 8 [1d20=8], 2 [1d20=2]
  195. [01:49:01] * Henry is struck!
  196. [01:49:16] <Paradox> 2d20+10 to those hit by AC6
  197. [01:49:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, to those hit by AC6: 31 [2d20=1,20]
  198. [01:49:24] * Arawn styles on these guys
  199. [01:49:27] <Terri> (Haha oh wow.)
  200. [01:50:01] <Raven> Raven gets clobbered, very slightly. "Pht, pussy."
  201. [01:50:15] * Henry takes a worse sort of hit, but frowns. He can take more.
  202. [01:51:29] <Paradox> Spring's turn~
  203. [01:52:21] <Henry> "Drat. It's a good thing I wear a red shirt. Bloodstains are terrible coming out of the wash."
  204. [01:52:57] <Arawn> Spring fires some danmaku at a Geodude - and by that we mean a Stun Spore
  205. [01:53:01] <Arawn> 1d20 AC11; 1m Blast effect
  206. [01:53:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, AC11: 13 [1d20=13]; Blast effect: 1 []
  207. [01:54:21] <Paradox> sreepydude
  208. [01:55:03] <Raven> Maki goes to bite the bronze bastard!
  209. [01:55:08] <Raven> 1d20 ac2
  210. [01:55:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, ac2: 6 [1d20=6]
  211. [01:55:20] <Raven> 3d10+11 dark damage
  212. [01:55:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, dark damage: 24 [3d10=6,6,1]
  213. [01:55:54] <Paradox> The Gurdurr runs up and punches Maki!
  214. [01:55:55] <Paradox> 1d20
  215. [01:55:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  216. [01:56:02] <Terri> nope.avi
  217. [01:56:07] <Paradox> And misses utterly!
  218. [01:56:11] <Paradox> Was he even looking?
  219. [01:56:22] <Paradox> Everyone stops the fight for a moment to remind Gurdurr that he is bad and should feel bad
  220. [01:56:29] <Paradox> Herbert's turn
  221. [01:56:30] <Henry> Haha
  222. [01:56:30] <Terri> lol
  223. [01:56:37] <Henry> "Herbert, I'm in need of a little assistance please."
  224. [01:56:44] <Henry> 1d20 Secret Power on the bandit attacking me.
  225. [01:56:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, Secret Power on the bandit attacking me.: 9 [1d20=9]
  226. [01:57:09] <Henry> 2d20+10
  227. [01:57:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, 2d20+10: 36 [2d20=15,11]
  228. [01:57:15] <Henry> (AC 2)
  229. [01:58:06] <Paradox> Henry sprays leaves and dirt at the bandit, driving him back a bit.
  230. [01:58:39] * Henry does not spray leaves and dirt, Herbert does. :3c
  231. [01:58:49] <Paradox> 3#1d20 Herbert/Maki/Raven tackles
  232. [01:58:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Herbert/Maki/Raven tackles: 5 [1d20=5], 13 [1d20=13], 6 [1d20=6]
  233. [01:58:53] <Henry> "My regards!"
  234. [01:59:18] <Paradox> 2d10+8 if AC3 hits
  235. [01:59:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, if AC3 hits: 21 [2d10=9,4]
  236. [01:59:32] <Henry> Ties, so it JUST hits.
  237. [01:59:51] <Henry> But Herbert doesn't seem too fazed with a combination of massive defense and regenerator. His wounds seal off fairly quick.
  238. [02:00:24] <Paradox> Bronzestone swings his axe once more!
  239. [02:00:29] <Paradox> 1d20 Teeeerrrrri
  240. [02:00:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Teeeerrrrri: 19 [1d20=19]
  241. [02:00:30] <Raven> Maki doesn't seem that bothered. He's more interested in biting bronzeman.
  242. [02:00:33] <Terri> D:
  243. [02:00:35] <Raven> (oshi)
  244. [02:00:52] <Paradox> 7d10+20 BANDIT SMASH
  245. [02:00:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, BANDIT SMASH: 61 [7d10=1,4,6,8,9,3,10]
  246. [02:01:31] <Terri> "Gaaaaaagh!"
  247. [02:01:39] <Henry> "Oh dear."
  248. [02:02:03] <Terri> (How's Bronze looking, btw?)
  249. [02:02:40] <Paradox> ANGRY
  250. [02:03:02] <Terri> I meant hurt-wise.
  251. [02:03:48] <Terri> screw it, terri's angry to
  252. [02:03:49] <Terri> o
  253. [02:03:52] <Terri> AXEATTACK
  254. [02:03:53] <Terri> 1d20
  255. [02:03:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Terri, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  256. [02:04:02] <Terri> knew that was a bad idea...
  257. [02:04:05] <Paradox> Terri's swing misses :O
  258. [02:04:18] <Paradox> Raven's turn!
  259. [02:04:23] <Raven> Raven takes another shot at the Gurrdurr...
  260. [02:04:25] <Raven> 1d20 ac6
  261. [02:04:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, ac6: 8 [1d20=8]
  262. [02:04:59] * Terri breathes heavily.
  263. [02:05:30] <Raven> 4d20+6 that probably missed but ffff damage roll.
  264. [02:05:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, that probably missed but ffff damage roll.: 41 [4d20=18,5,6,6]
  265. [02:05:56] <Paradox> (no that hits)
  266. [02:06:08] <Paradox> Arawn!
  267. [02:07:43] <Arawn> 1d20 Next on the chopping block: Another bandit!
  268. [02:07:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, Next on the chopping block: Another bandit!: 11 [1d20=11]
  269. [02:09:07] <Arawn> 2d20+1d10+4
  270. [02:09:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, 2d20+1d10+4: 24 [2d20=13,5; 1d10=2]
  271. [02:10:31] <Paradox> 1d20 siiiing
  272. [02:10:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, siiiing: 19 [1d20=19]
  273. [02:10:41] <Paradox> Henry's turn!
  274. [02:10:43] <Henry> "Bernard, if you could trade places with Herbert for a moment? That lout over there needs a lesson. The one with the axe. ...The one with the axe, and the armor, and is also leading the bandits. Much appreciated."
  275. [02:10:52] <Henry> Sending Bernard out, speed 5.
  276. [02:11:14] <Paradox> < My, what an uncouth fellow >
  277. [02:11:24] <Paradox> 2#1d20 sreepychecks
  278. [02:11:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, sreepychecks: 17 [1d20=17], 3 [1d20=3]
  279. [02:11:50] <Paradox> 3#1d20 Raven/Henry/Arawn
  280. [02:11:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Raven/Henry/Arawn: 16 [1d20=16], 20 [1d20=20], 8 [1d20=8]
  281. [02:12:00] <Paradox> 2d20+10 if hit by AC6
  282. [02:12:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, if hit by AC6: 45 [2d20=19,16]
  283. [02:12:06] <Paradox> (50 max for Henry D:)
  284. [02:12:31] * Henry grits his teeth.
  285. [02:12:36] <Raven> "hm. that hit a bit harder."
  286. [02:12:46] <Henry> "You sir, are a savage."
  287. [02:13:04] * Henry grips his chest in pain.
  288. [02:13:33] <Paradox> "RAAAAARGHDHKSAH!"
  289. [02:13:37] <Arawn> Arawn fails to style when it apparently counts the most, and takes a serious wound to his left shoulder.  Fine, he'll do this one-handed.
  290. [02:13:38] <Paradox> is the bandit's response to Henry.
  291. [02:13:57] <Paradox> Spring's turn~
  292. [02:17:13] <Arawn> Spring has prepared another grenade.  Fireworks time!
  293. [02:17:20] <Arawn> 1d20 Seed Bomb AC2 on a Geodude and possibly more
  294. [02:17:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, Seed Bomb AC2 on a Geodude and possibly more: 7 [1d20=7]
  295. [02:17:27] <Arawn> 5d10+1d6+6 KABOOM
  296. [02:17:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, KABOOM: 44 [5d10=10,6,5,2,10; 1d6=5]
  297. [02:17:53] <Paradox> BOOM goes the Hoppip
  298. [02:18:11] <Paradox> and the Geodude and Bandit explode :<
  299. [02:18:16] <Paradox> Maki's turn~
  300. [02:18:19] <Raven> Maki continues to bite the bronzeman!
  301. [02:18:21] <Raven> 1d20 ac2
  302. [02:18:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, ac2: 10 [1d20=10]
  303. [02:18:26] <Raven> 3d10+11 dark damage
  304. [02:18:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, dark damage: 25 [3d10=10,2,2]
  305. [02:19:32] <Paradox> The Bronze man does not seem to notice
  306. [02:19:42] <Raven> "hmm..."
  307. [02:20:03] <Paradox> The Gurdurr looks extremely weary
  308. [02:20:32] <Paradox> 1d20 Rock Throw
  309. [02:20:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Rock Throw: 18 [1d20=18]
  310. [02:20:44] <Paradox> 4d6+14 on Maki
  311. [02:20:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, on Maki: 27 [4d6=4,4,3,2]
  312. [02:21:08] <Henry> "Sweep his feet ouf from under him, Bernard!"
  313. [02:21:10] <Raven> annnd Maki goes down.
  314. [02:21:17] <Raven> "Hm, good job though, buddy..."
  315. [02:21:17] <Henry> 1d20 Low Kick on Bronzestone
  316. [02:21:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, Low Kick on Bronzestone: 12 [1d20=12]
  317. [02:21:37] <Henry> How's the weight class on this guy?
  318. [02:21:59] <Paradox> 5
  319. [02:22:22] <Henry> 4d20+12+1d6
  320. [02:22:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, 4d20+12+1d6: 54 [4d20=19,1,3,15; 1d6=4]
  321. [02:22:31] <Henry> (Diiiicemaid)
  322. [02:22:51] <Henry> Bernard rushes the giant man and performs a kick at his legs!
  323. [02:22:52] <Terri> (OH I forgot Stab on that peck ages ago. fffff)
  324. [02:23:22] <Paradox> The Gurdurr suddenly seems to notice he's too hurt to fight
  325. [02:23:27] <Paradox> (he's literally at 2HP <:3c )
  326. [02:23:33] <Terri> (haha.)
  327. [02:23:40] <Paradox> It collapses next to Maki.
  328. [02:23:44] <Terri> (Im at 1. D: I wish I had an Equilizer right now...)
  329. [02:23:51] <Paradox> 1d20 paralyze
  330. [02:23:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, paralyze: 15 [1d20=15]
  331. [02:23:54] <Raven> (terrriiii)
  332. [02:24:13] <Paradox> 2#1d20 tackle on Raven/Henry
  333. [02:24:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, tackle on Raven/Henry: 17 [1d20=17], 4 [1d20=4]
  334. [02:24:30] * Henry is hit due to TERRIBLE FOOTWORK
  335. [02:24:37] <Paradox> 2d10+10 damage!
  336. [02:24:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, damage!: 16 [2d10=2,4]
  337. [02:24:54] * Henry stumbles backwards, breathing hard and seeing double. He can't take much more.
  338. [02:25:21] <Raven> Raven coughs up some blood but doesn't seem really worried.
  339. [02:26:50] <Paradox> Chief Bronstone raises his axe high, and shouts.
  340. [02:26:58] <Paradox> Terri's turn
  341. [02:27:05] <Terri> "GAAAAAAAAAAH"
  342. [02:27:06] <Terri> 1d20 AXE
  343. [02:27:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Terri, AXE: 14 [1d20=14]
  344. [02:27:14] <Terri> bah, 3 short of crit
  345. [02:27:28] <Terri> 7d10+5+5+5+6
  346. [02:27:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Terri, 7d10+5+5+5+6: 55 [7d10=2,2,7,8,2,7,6]
  347. [02:27:53] <Paradox> Raven!
  348. [02:28:00] * Raven turns to shoot bronzeboy
  349. [02:28:03] <Raven> 1d20 ac6
  350. [02:28:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, ac6: 4 [1d20=4]
  351. [02:28:08] <Raven> (ffff)
  352. [02:28:22] <Henry> (I know what Henry's taking next level)
  353. [02:28:32] <Terri> (Oh?)
  354. [02:28:36] <Henry> (Special Ring)
  355. [02:28:49] <Paradox> Arawn
  356. [02:28:57] <Arawn> 1d20 Not going down without taking someone with me D:<
  357. [02:28:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, Not going down without taking someone with me D:<: 10 [1d20=10]
  358. [02:29:17] <Arawn> 2d20+1d10+4
  359. [02:29:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, 2d20+1d10+4: 34 [2d20=12,15; 1d10=3]
  360. [02:30:05] <Paradox> Rylan does a thingy!
  361. [02:30:07] <Paradox> 1d20
  362. [02:30:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  363. [02:30:16] <Paradox> He sure is good at lullabys.
  364. [02:30:18] <Paradox> HENRY
  365. [02:31:45] * Henry baps another bandit, the weariest looking one he can find, before fleeing like a little girl behind the others.
  366. [02:31:48] <Henry> 1d20
  367. [02:31:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  368. [02:31:54] <Henry> 1d10+4
  369. [02:31:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, 1d10+4: 11 [1d10=7]
  370. [02:32:27] <Paradox> Bonk.
  371. [02:32:37] <Paradox> 2#1d20 sreep
  372. [02:32:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, sreep: 10 [1d20=10], 12 [1d20=12]
  373. [02:32:43] <Paradox> sosreepy
  374. [02:33:50] <Paradox> 1d20 Raven
  375. [02:33:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Raven: 13 [1d20=13]
  376. [02:33:56] <Paradox> 2d20+10 damage
  377. [02:33:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, damage: 32 [2d20=11,11]
  378. [02:34:04] <Paradox> Spring's turn, Arawn~
  379. [02:34:15] <Raven> Raven uses Protect! Losing next turn.
  380. [02:34:40] <Arawn> 1d20 Stun Spore the last Geodude (Since I think one is still paralyzed)
  381. [02:34:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, Stun Spore the last Geodude (Since I think one is still paralyzed): 14 [1d20=14]
  382. [02:36:15] <Henry> Oh
  383. [02:36:18] <Henry> Bernard's turn again?
  384. [02:36:21] <Henry> Uhh
  385. [02:36:27] <Paradox> (yep)
  386. [02:36:37] <Raven> (yeah Maki's ko'd)
  387. [02:37:03] <Henry> Faint Attack on a Dude I guess.
  388. [02:37:04] <Henry> 1d20 crit
  389. [02:37:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, crit: 12 [1d20=12]
  390. [02:37:10] <Henry> 3d10+12+1d6
  391. [02:37:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, 3d10+12+1d6: 33 [3d10=1,6,9; 1d6=5]
  392. [02:37:25] <Henry> Bernard rushes over and shows a Geodude his fisticuffs.
  393. [02:39:05] <Paradox> BONK
  394. [02:39:21] <Paradox> Only one left D:
  395. [02:39:24] <Paradox> 1d20 paralyz
  396. [02:39:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, paralyz: 16 [1d20=16]
  397. [02:39:38] <Paradox> GRAAAH GEODUDE ANGRY
  398. [02:39:48] <Paradox> 1d20 Rock Throw Henry
  399. [02:39:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Rock Throw Henry: 10 [1d20=10]
  400. [02:39:59] <Paradox> 4d6+1d6+10
  401. [02:40:00] <Henry> (Aiming at just us trainers. ;_;)
  402. [02:40:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4d6+1d6+10: 31 [4d6=4,2,6,4; 1d6=5]
  403. [02:40:26] * Henry collapses to the ground as he's beaned, muttering, "Bernard..."
  404. [02:41:23] <Raven> "Shit," swears Raven.  "This is bad."
  405. [02:42:54] <Paradox> 1d20 Raven
  406. [02:42:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Raven: 17 [1d20=17]
  407. [02:43:46] <Paradox> 3d12+22 damage
  408. [02:43:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, damage: 42 [3d12=4,11,5]
  409. [02:44:06] <Paradox> Chief Bronzestone grabs a throwing axe from his belt, flinging it at Raven.
  410. [02:44:28] <Raven> Raven uses her OTHER Protect! (daily/10, free action.)
  411. [02:44:56] <Paradox> Terri's turn
  412. [02:45:11] * Terri aims for the chief's head
  413. [02:45:12] <Terri> 1d20
  414. [02:45:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Terri, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  415. [02:45:17] <Terri> NOPE
  416. [02:45:20] <Terri> FfffffffffFFFf
  417. [02:45:44] <Raven> Raven...takes aim at the chief.
  418. [02:45:51] <Raven> 1d20 ac6 stop it dicemaid this isn't funny.
  419. [02:45:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, ac6 stop it dicemaid this isn't funny.: 8 [1d20=8]
  420. [02:46:12] <Raven> 4d20+6 blam?
  421. [02:46:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, blam?: 40 [4d20=11,7,15,1]
  422. [02:47:28] <Paradox> The Chief dodges :I
  423. [02:47:33] <Paradox> Arawn
  424. [02:48:10] <Arawn> 1d20 If I do not take down one of these goddamn bandits after three hits
  425. [02:48:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, If I do not take down one of these goddamn bandits after three hits: 1 [1d20=1]
  426. [02:48:19] <Terri> srsly?
  427. [02:48:54] <Arawn> ( :| )
  428. [02:48:54] * Arawn is not doing as well having to wield his scythe with one arm
  429. [02:49:17] <Paradox> 1d20 siiing
  430. [02:49:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, siiing: 6 [1d20=6]
  431. [02:49:21] <Paradox> noep
  432. [02:49:32] <Paradox> Spring's turn
  433. [02:50:16] <Arawn> 1d20 Fuck your shit Bronzestone have some goddamn fireworks to the face
  434. [02:50:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Arawn, Fuck your shit Bronzestone have some goddamn fireworks to the face: 4 [1d20=4]
  435. [02:50:23] <Arawn> (...AC2)
  436. [02:50:42] <Raven> (that's a miss then.)
  437. [02:50:56] <Paradox> Bernard!
  438. [02:50:58] <Barkeep> (Dicemaid... please don't kill their party)
  439. [02:51:16] <Henry> AS USUAL, it looks like it's up to Bernard to save the day. How dull.
  440. [02:51:30] <Henry> He rushes Chiselbeef
  441. [02:51:31] <Henry> 1d20 LOW KICK
  442. [02:51:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, LOW KICK: 16 [1d20=16]
  443. [02:51:41] <Henry> 4d20+12+1d6
  444. [02:51:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Henry, 4d20+12+1d6: 59 [4d20=15,10,5,16; 1d6=1]
  445. [02:52:08] <Paradox> CRASH
  446. [02:52:14] <Paradox> "Goddamnit!"
  447. [02:52:29] <Paradox> He's looking weary now.
  448. [02:52:34] <Henry> <Lose some weight, ruffian.>
  449. [02:52:42] <Paradox> 1d20
  450. [02:52:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  451. [02:53:05] <Paradox> "Hmph. Well, time for me to take my leave, I think!"
  452. [02:53:30] <Paradox> He starts sprinting away :B
  453. [02:53:52] <Terri> AXE TOSS
  454. [02:53:52] <Raven> Raven takes aim one last time..."Come on..."
  455. [02:53:58] <Terri> 1d20
  456. [02:53:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Terri, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  457. [02:54:07] <Terri> What sort of damage would that be?
  458. [02:54:09] <Raven> 1d20 ac6 stop it dicemaiiiid
  459. [02:54:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, ac6 stop it dicemaiiiid: 17 [1d20=17]
  460. [02:54:15] <Raven> 4d20+6 blam.
  461. [02:54:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Raven, blam.: 39 [4d20=3,17,12,1]
  462. [02:54:18] <Paradox> (unless you have throwing weapon stuff)
  463. [02:54:22] <Terri> actually wait
  464. [02:54:29] <Terri> He'd have to run past me, right?
  465. [02:54:41] <Terri> meaning, I could just SMACK HIM without throwing, right?
  466. [02:54:58] <Paradox> (no attacks of opportunity in PTA sadly)
  467. [02:55:13] <Terri> (Oh, I know, but I could catch up to him this round, but he'd escape me next round?)
  468. [02:55:33] <Terri> (Meaning, I can just chop him rather than throwing?)
  469. [02:55:36] <Paradox> Raven's shot does hit though it's not to bring him down.
  470. [02:56:18] <Paradox> (but he's not running away from you, and was right next to you to begin with? so you'd have to throw)
  471. [02:56:33] <Terri> (Damn. Regular throwing damage then?)
  472. [02:57:12] <Henry> (Unfortunately)
  473. [02:57:44] <Terri> 1d8+???
  474. [02:57:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Terri, 1d8+???: 1 [1d8=1]
  475. [02:57:56] <Barkeep> (Int I think)
  476. [02:58:12] <Terri> OH GOD
  477. [02:58:13] <Raven> (he's a ma though so he'd add his other stuff anyway.)
  478. [02:58:25] <Terri> if it was int....
  479. [02:58:26] <Paradox> Terri feebly throws his axe at the running man.
  480. [02:58:29] <Terri> I just did -4 damage
  481. [02:58:37] <Botherer> ( So it'd be like 1-6+6+STRmod or something I think )
  482. [02:58:53] <Terri> oh. then uh
  483. [02:59:06] <Terri> 1+5+6+5-5
  484. [02:59:11] <Terri> or something
  485. [02:59:19] <Terri> either way, probably doesnt bypass dr so 1 damage.
  486. [02:59:30] * Terri runs after his axe.
  487. [02:59:47] <Raven> Raven...looks around, what's left?
  488. [03:00:12] <Raven> "...hoping the others fared better then we are."
  489. [03:00:14] <Paradox> Five sleeping or KO'd bandits, and 5 KO'd or paralyzed geodudes.
  490. [03:00:16] <Paradox> Combat over~
  491. [03:00:27] * Terri goes to get his axe.
  492. [03:00:47] <Terri> "DONT COME BACK, BADMAN!"
  493. [03:00:54] * Raven returns Maki, "sorry boy..."
  494. [03:01:21] <Henry> Bernard is the slightest bit smug, but eventually heads over to check on Henry.
  495. [03:01:21] * Terri then goes to Boris and picks him up.
  496. [03:01:24] <Terri> and hugs him.
  497. [03:01:29] <Raven> She hobbles over to Henry, and tries to pick him up.  "Let's...get to the daycare. could use that medic's help."
  498. [03:01:41] * Henry is extremely light.
  499. [03:01:44] <Terri> "Wheres healing man?"
  500. [03:01:55] * Arawn stumbles back a little, then takes a look around at the others.  And heads over to Raven and Henry.  "Here, I'll take him.  You take care of the bandits, alright?"
  501. [03:02:00] <Raven> "Follow me, Terri."
  502. [03:02:07] <Raven> "Good job by the way, you're handy with an axe."
  503. [03:02:43] <Terri> "No. I fail. Badman still live."
  504. [03:02:48] <Raven> Raven turns to Aarawn, "That's...a lot of bandits.  We're going to need some serious tugging power to drag them all back."
  505. [03:04:16] <Raven> Raven restrains all their sorry asses anyway with her styler!
  506. [03:04:18] <Paradox> (Are geodude materials just ... rocks? This seems odd)
  507. [03:04:24] <Paradox> (I guess that goes for all rock types)
  508. [03:04:48] <Paradox> (but yeah, level 10 geodudes, Arawn)
  509. [03:05:01] <Arawn> (Okay)
  510. [03:05:05] <Raven> "Would be quicker if we could just kill them," she half jokingly mutters.
  511. [03:05:14] <Terri> "Ok."
  512. [03:05:26] * Terri takes his axe out.
  513. [03:05:35] <Arawn> "I'll be back.  Just... make sure they're tied up and stuff.  I'll bring back some extra hands... assuming everything's okay"
  514. [03:05:46] <Raven> "that, was a joke, Terri."
  515. [03:05:54] <Terri> "Huh?"
  516. [03:06:03] <Raven> "Don't chop them."
  517. [03:06:07] <Raven> "Just help me drag them back."
  518. [03:06:13] <Raven> "We'll discuss chopping later!"
  519. [03:06:23] * Arawn has - with Raven's help - gotten unconscious Henry onto his back, although he looks a little pained from his wound himself.
  520. [03:06:23] <Terri> "Oh. No choppy badmen today."
  521. [03:06:46] * Terri helps drag the bandits back to town, dispite his injuries. also BODY FOCUS
  522. [03:07:58] <Paradox> </sesshun>
  523.  
  524. [03:03:04] <~Paradox> East group also gets 2k~
  525. [03:03:10] <~Paradox> and I will do episode rewards for everyone tomorrow!
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