Running `puppet master --compile` on your laptop.
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This is all highly sketchy. No, really. It's a pile of hacks. IMPROVE ME.

 1. copy the below puppet.conf to ~/.puppet and configure it accordingly
 1. copy all of the gathered fact data off a master so you have data to compile against. So /var/lib/puppet/ to ~/.puppet/var . This is a hack.
 1. In the root of your modules, `export RUBYLIB=\`find . -name lib | xargs echo | sed -e 's/ /:/g'\`` so the puppet master can autoload all the things.
 1. You might need to nuke the iptables providers. Add the below hack provider.
 1. Run `puppet master --confdir /Users/YOURUSERNAME/.puppet --compile metis.puppetlabs.lan`
 1. ???
 1. PROFIT!