A kid's dad adopts the kid of a dying man that saved him. Actually, the man that saved him was trying to rob him and the robbing went bad. This adopted kid was named Dio. The blood kid was named Joseph Joestar. Papa Joestar is a rich tycoon, and needs to leave the family to someone. Dio wheels and deals him to steal the family fortune, while being a dick to Joseph the entire time. Shortly after Papa Joestar's death (which was actually caused by Dio feeding him poison and calling it medicine), Dio tries to kill off Joseph, to ensure any loose ties are tied. Along the way he finds a mask that stabs faces. He tests it on a random homeless guy to make sure it works how he thinks it does. It turns the guy into a vampire. Dio decides to become a vampire instead. Then Jojo kills Dio. Then Dio comes back to life. Then Jojo is punched in the stomach by some random guy in a cool outfit so hard he gains super powers, and heals all his injuries. Then the two go to Dio's castle to kill him. Then they kill Dio. Then Jojo and his wife move to the USA to leave their horrible past with Dio behind. Then oh no! Dio was actually still alive, kills Jojo, steals his body, then gets trapped in a coffin under the sea for 8 years.