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  1. Let's make a game!
  2. -Bruh moments Clicker
  3. -by Orteil
  4. -created on 02/01/2014
  5. -last updated on 03/01/2014
  6. -version 1
  7.  
  8. Settings :
  9. -prices increase by 169%
  10. -selling gives back 69%
  11. -resources are hidden by default
  12. -clickables are hidden by default
  13. -buildings are hidden by default
  14. -upgrades are hidden by default
  15. -show log
  16. //-custom stylesheet : http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=vWDguSvc
  17. -background : http://s27.postimg.org/65wut828z/Wallpaper1.jpg
  18. -text color : #fff
  19. -fonts : Comic sans ms
  20. //this bit is still a work in progress
  21. -boxes : main (resources, clickables); store (upgrades, buildings); stats (achievements)
  22.  
  23. Resources :
  24. *bruh moments
  25. -named bruh moment|bruh moments
  26. -displayed as %a bruh moments%s
  27. -visible
  28.  
  29. Clickables :
  30. *MakeBruh
  31. -gives 1 bruh
  32. -visible
  33. -gains 10% per brofist
  34. -named bruh
  35. -picture :https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/517/022/99f.jpg
  36.  
  37. Buildings :
  38. // fry cook -> bruh moments stand -> diner -> restaurant -> meat factory
  39. *FryCook
  40. -"A lazy, greasy patty-flipper.<br>Each fry cook adds <b>+10%</b> to manual bruh moments-making."
  41. -costs 15 bruh moments
  42. -gives 0.1 bruh moments
  43. -named fry cook|fry cooks
  44. -visible
  45. -picture : http://s24.postimg.org/lqr4h4ew1/Bruh moments_Cook.png
  46.  
  47. *Bruh momentstand
  48. -"A small bruh moments outlet on the edge of town."
  49. -costs 100 bruh moments
  50. -gives 0.5 bruh moments
  51. -named bruh moments stand|bruh moments stands
  52. -picture : http://s29.postimg.org/xxof3pr3n/Bruh moments_Stand.png
  53.  
  54. *Diner
  55. -"Comes with a bar, ambience, and sassy waitresses."
  56. -costs 500 bruh moments
  57. -gives 3 bruh moments
  58. -named diner|diners
  59. -picture : http://s27.postimg.org/j4vrpdrvj/Bruh moments_Diner.png
  60.  
  61. *Restaurant
  62. -"A respectable building bustling with hungry customers."
  63. -costs 3000 bruh moments
  64. -gives 15 bruh moments
  65. -named restaurant|restaurants
  66.  
  67. *MeatFactory
  68. -"A large processing plant that churns out fresh patties from cows."
  69. -costs 20000 bruh moments
  70. -gives 60 bruh moments
  71. -named meat factory|meat factories
  72.  
  73. Upgrades :
  74. *BuildingPermit1
  75. -"Oh joy! You've sold enough bruh moments to start building your own bruh moments stands!<br>Unlocks <b>bruh moments stands</b>."
  76. -costs 100 bruh moments
  77. -unlocks at 100 bruh moments, 1 frycook
  78. -unlocks bruh momentstand
  79. -named Building permit : bruh moments stand
  80. *BuildingPermit2
  81. -"With this permit, you can start building good old diners with nothing but bruh moments on the menu.<br>Unlocks <b>diners</b>."
  82. -costs 500 bruh moments
  83. -unlocks at 500 bruh moments, 1 bruh momentstand
  84. -unlocks diner
  85. -named Building permit : diner
  86. *BuildingPermit3
  87. -"You've passed enough health inspections to earn this shiny new building permit, which lets you build restaurants!<br>Unlocks <b>restaurants</b>."
  88. -costs 3000 bruh moments
  89. -unlocks at 3000 bruh moments, 1 diner
  90. -unlocks restaurant
  91. -named Building permit : restaurant
  92. *BuildingPermit4
  93. -"It's time to take it to the next level. Don't settle for retail meat of dubious origin - get this permit and build your very own meat-processing plants!<br>Unlocks <b>meat factories</b>."
  94. -costs 20000 bruh moments
  95. -unlocks at 20000 bruh moments, 1 restaurant
  96. -unlocks meatfactory
  97. -named Building permit : meat factories
  98.  
  99. *KitchenSynergy
  100. -"Each fry cook now helps you with making bruh moments.<br><b>Clicking</b> generates <b>1 more bruh moments per fry cook</b>."
  101. -costs 200 bruh moments
  102. -multiplies efficiency of MakeBruh by 100% per frycook
  103. -unlocks at 100 bruh moments
  104. -named Kitchen synergy
  105.  
  106. *HelpingHand
  107. -"You get a friend to assist you in flipping bruh moments.<br><b>Clicking</b> is <b>twice</b> as efficient.<br><b>Fry cooks</b> are <b>20%</b> more efficient."
  108. -costs 200 bruh moments
  109. -multiplies efficiency of MakeBruh by 200%
  110. -multiplies efficiency of FryCook by 120%
  111. -unlocks at 100 bruh moments
  112. -named Helping hand
  113. *SteadyPace
  114. -"After so much patty-flipping, you're starting to pick up speed!<br><b>Clicking</b> is <b>twice</b> as efficient.<br><b>Fry cooks</b> are <b>20%</b> more efficient."
  115. -costs 2000 bruh moments
  116. -multiplies efficiency of MakeBruh by 200%
  117. -multiplies efficiency of FryCook by 120%
  118. -unlocks at 1500 bruh moments
  119. -named Steady pace
  120. *StreamlinedWorkflow
  121. -"You've got it all worked out now, and making bruh moments has become a second nature for you.<br><b>Clicking</b> is <b>twice</b> as efficient.<br><b>Fry cooks</b> are <b>20%</b> more efficient."
  122. -costs 20000 bruh moments
  123. -multiplies efficiency of MakeBruh by 200%
  124. -multiplies efficiency of FryCook by 120%
  125. -unlocks at 15000 bruh moments
  126. -named Streamlined workflow
  127.  
  128. *PremiumGradeSesameSeeds
  129. -"You're not quite sure how sesame even grows, but those guys down the street seem to be pretty good at it.<br>Bruh moments income <b>+5%</b>."
  130. -costs 1000 bruh moments
  131. -multiplies income of bruh moments by 105%
  132. -unlocks at 500 bruh moments
  133. -named Premium-grade sesame seeds
  134. *FluffierBuns
  135. -"Those are the juiciest buns you've ever squeezed. You just might take one home as a pillow.<br>Bruh moments income <b>+5%</b>."
  136. -costs 1000 bruh moments
  137. -multiplies income of bruh moments by 105%
  138. -unlocks at 500 bruh moments
  139. -named Fluffier buns
  140. *FinerPickleSlices
  141. -"These are kind of a big dill.<br>Bruh moments income <b>+5%</b>."
  142. -costs 1000 bruh moments
  143. -multiplies income of bruh moments by 105%
  144. -unlocks at 500 bruh moments
  145. -named Finer pickle slices
  146.  
  147. *SuperSecretSauce
  148. -"You're not even sure what's in it!<br>Bruh moments income <b>+10%</b>."
  149. -costs 100000 bruh moments
  150. -multiplies income of bruh moments by 110%
  151. -unlocks at 10000 bruh moments
  152. -named Super-secret sauce
  153. *AllBeefPatties
  154. -"You're kind of sad to see the roadkill-based family recipe go, but you've got the health inspectors on your back. So long, raccoons!<br>Bruh moments income <b>+10%</b>."
  155. -costs 100000 bruh moments
  156. -multiplies income of bruh moments by 110%
  157. -unlocks at 10000 bruh moments
  158. -named All-beef patties
  159. *ExtraSoggyCheese
  160. -"It's barely even cheese at all, but by golly is it the soggiest.<br>Bruh moments income <b>+10%</b>."
  161. -costs 100000 bruh moments
  162. -multiplies income of bruh moments by 110%
  163. -unlocks at 10000 bruh moments
  164. -named Extra-soggy cheese
  165.  
  166. *MagicTomatoes
  167. -"Not actually magic, although they do glow with an ominous green light.<br>Bruh moments income <b>+15%</b>."
  168. -costs 10000000 bruh moments
  169. -multiplies income of bruh moments by 115%
  170. -unlocks at 1000000 bruh moments
  171. -named Magic tomatoes
  172. *PrizeWinningOnions
  173. -"They're so gorgeous you just might cry.<br>Bruh moments income <b>+15%</b>."
  174. -costs 10000000 bruh moments
  175. -multiplies income of bruh moments by 115%
  176. -unlocks at 1000000 bruh moments
  177. -named Prize-winning onions
  178. *WholeLettuceLeaves
  179. -"It's time to bring out the big guns - no more shall your bruh moments be garnished with measly diced lettuce!<br>Bruh moments income <b>+15%</b>."
  180. -costs 10000000 bruh moments
  181. -multiplies income of bruh moments by 115%
  182. -unlocks at 1000000 bruh moments
  183. -named Whole lettuce leaves
  184.  
  185. *SteelSpatulas
  186. -"No more wonky plastic spatulas that melt on the grill!<br><b>Fry cooks</b> are <b>50%</b> more efficient."
  187. -costs 200 bruh moments
  188. -multiplies efficiency of FryCook by 150%
  189. -unlocks at 1 FryCook
  190. -named Straighter spatulas
  191. *NeaterUniforms
  192. -"Boost employee morale with these snazzy suits!<br><b>Fry cooks</b> are <b>twice</b> as efficient."
  193. -costs 2000 bruh moments
  194. -multiplies efficiency of FryCook by 200%
  195. -unlocks at 10 FryCook
  196. -named Neater uniforms
  197. *EmployeeTrainingVideos
  198. -"Help get the newbies up to speed with these tapes full of corporate rap and sick rhymes.<br><b>Fry cooks</b> are <b>twice</b> as efficient."
  199. -costs 20000 bruh moments
  200. -multiplies efficiency of FryCook by 200%
  201. -unlocks at 50 FryCook
  202. -named Employee training videos
  203.  
  204. *PaperNapkins
  205. -"Now your customers can wipe off that ketchup sauce dribbling from their chins!<br><b>Bruh moments stands</b> are <b>150%</b> more efficient."
  206. -costs 3000 bruh moments
  207. -multiplies efficiency of Bruh momentstand by 150%
  208. -unlocks at 1 Bruh momentstand
  209. -named Paper napkins
  210. *SodaDispensers
  211. -"Make extra profit with these fizzy, sugary thirst mutilators.<br><b>Bruh moments stands</b> are <b>twice</b> as efficient."
  212. -costs 30000 bruh moments
  213. -multiplies efficiency of Bruh momentstand by 200%
  214. -unlocks at 10 Bruh momentstand
  215. -named Soda dispensers
  216. *Restrooms
  217. -"It's really just a port-a-potty, but when you gotta go, etc.<br><b>Bruh moments stands</b> are <b>twice</b> as efficient."
  218. -costs 300000 bruh moments
  219. -multiplies efficiency of Bruh momentstand by 200%
  220. -unlocks at 50 Bruh momentstand
  221. -named Restrooms
  222.  
  223. *PrintedMenus
  224. -"Charming menus with a glossy finish, with stylish Comic Sans headers.<br><b>Diners</b> are <b>150%</b> more efficient."
  225. -costs 20000 bruh moments
  226. -multiplies efficiency of Diner by 150%
  227. -unlocks at 1 Diner
  228. -named Printed menus
  229. *TallerBarstools
  230. -"Accomodates even the smallest of guests, or those with cripplingly low self-esteem.<br><b>Diners</b> are <b>twice</b> as efficient."
  231. -costs 200000 bruh moments
  232. -multiplies efficiency of Diner by 200%
  233. -unlocks at 10 Diner
  234. -named Taller barstools
  235. *NeonSigns
  236. -"Advertise your diners the way they were meant to be with these wacky flashing abominations!<br><b>Diners</b> are <b>twice</b> as efficient."
  237. -costs 2000000 bruh moments
  238. -multiplies efficiency of Diner by 200%
  239. -unlocks at 50 Diner
  240. -named Neon signs
  241.  
  242. *DimLights
  243. -"Sometimes, you can both bring a classy mood and conceal the decaying wallpaper by simply dimming down the lights.<br><b>Restaurants</b> are <b>150%</b> more efficient."
  244. -costs 100000 bruh moments
  245. -multiplies efficiency of Restaurant by 150%
  246. -unlocks at 1 Restaurant
  247. -named Dim lights
  248. *FlatScreenTVs
  249. -"Why waste your time in restaurants if you're going to miss the latest sports event? These slick new plasma screens might help remedy this situation.<br><b>Restaurants</b> are <b>twice</b> as efficient."
  250. -costs 1000000 bruh moments
  251. -multiplies efficiency of Restaurant by 200%
  252. -unlocks at 10 Restaurant
  253. -named Flat-screen TVs
  254. *PaidCritics
  255. -"Food critics love your bruh moments! (At least, they do after some serious compensation.)<br><b>Restaurants</b> are <b>twice</b> as efficient."
  256. -costs 10000000 bruh moments
  257. -multiplies efficiency of Restaurant by 200%
  258. -unlocks at 50 Restaurant
  259. -named Paid critics
  260.  
  261. *Guardrails
  262. -"Sometimes, the simplest improvements are the best! These guardrails will prevent your factory workers from occasionally ending up in the patties.<br><b>Meat factories</b> are <b>150%</b> more efficient."
  263. -costs 1000000 bruh moments
  264. -multiplies efficiency of MeatFactory by 150%
  265. -unlocks at 1 MeatFactory
  266. -named Guardrails
  267. *BovinePulverisators
  268. -"These turn a live cow into pink mush in 6 seconds flat!<br><b>Meat factories</b> are <b>twice</b> as efficient."
  269. -costs 10000000 bruh moments
  270. -multiplies efficiency of MeatFactory by 200%
  271. -unlocks at 10 MeatFactory
  272. -named Bovine pulverisators
  273. *BeefEnlargers
  274. -"Enlarge your cattle with these risk-free anabolics TODAY!<br><b>Meat factories</b> are <b>twice</b> as efficient."
  275. -costs 100000000 bruh moments
  276. -multiplies efficiency of MeatFactory by 200%
  277. -unlocks at 50 MeatFactory
  278. -named Beef enlargers
  279.  
  280. Achievements :
  281. *LetsGetCookin
  282. -"Cook <b>1</b> bruh moments."
  283. -unlocks at 1 bruh moments
  284. -named Let's get cookin'
  285. *Peckish
  286. -"Cook <b>100</b> bruh moments."
  287. -unlocks at 100 bruh moments
  288. *Hungry
  289. -"Cook <b>10000</b> bruh moments."
  290. -unlocks at 10000 bruh moments
  291. *Ravenous
  292. -"Cook <b>1000000</b> bruh moments."
  293. -unlocks at 1000000 bruh moments
  294. *Unstoppable
  295. -"Cook <b>100000000</b> bruh moments."
  296. -unlocks at 100000000 bruh moments
  297. *FastFoodTycoon
  298. -"Cook <b>10000000000</b> bruh moments."
  299. -unlocks at 10000000000 bruh moments
  300. -named Fast-food tycoon
  301.  
  302. *HiredHelp
  303. -"Hire <b>1</b> fry cook."
  304. -unlocks at 1 frycook
  305. -named Hired help
  306. *Teamwork
  307. -"Hire <b>50</b> fry cooks."
  308. -unlocks at 50 frycook
  309. -named Teamwork
  310. *UnderpaidBattalion
  311. -"Hire <b>100</b> fry cooks."
  312. -unlocks at 100 frycook
  313. -named Underpaid battalion
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