When reading these lines, make sure you sound "Robotically Cheerful".  When you see a comma, make sure to pause.

William: Hello! Welcome to the Language Tavern's 1825 Lesson on Basic English. My name is, William. It's nice to meet you!

Isabella: Hello! My name is, Isabella. It's nice to meet you!

William: Together, we'll learn the basics of English grammar, and have some fun, too!

William: Unit One, Lesson One. Basic Sentance Structure. Jack.

Isabella: Jill.

William: Jack.

Isabella: Jill.

William: Jack. My name is, Jack!

Isabella: Jill. My name is, Jill!

William: Onion.

Isabella: Onion.

William: This onion belongs to, Jack!

Isabella: This is, Jack's, onion!

William: Jack, gives, Jill, the onion!

Isabella: Thank you!

William: Thank you!

Isabella: This is, Jill's, onion!

Isabella: Unit 2, Lesson 3. Basic Sentance Structure.

William: Television.

Isabella: Television.

William: Jack and Jill enjoy, Television.

Isabella: Jack and Jill enjoy, Television.

William: This show is, funny!

Isabella: This show is, intense!

William: This show is, sad. (repeat 3x, space in between each repetition).

William: You can't have a nightmare...

Isabella: If you never dream.

William: Any deviance from the cirriculum will result in a loss of information retention.

Isabella: Please exercise caution when exercising caution when excercising caution when excercising caution...

William: Unit 4, Lesson 6. Basic Sentance Structure.

William: Computer.

Isabella: Computer.

William: Jack learns at the, computer! (repeat 4x)

Isabella: Jack learns at the, computer! (repeat 4x)

Isabella: Jack feels....happy.

Isabella: Jack feels...scared.

William: Jack has been, a bad boy.

Isabella: Jack has been, a bad boy.

William: Learn what you can from a language. Do not take both hands off of the wheel. Do not turn around. They are behind the gate. They are behind the gate. Do not look at the moon. Do NOT look at the moon. Find yourself. Do not ever look between four mirrors at once. Do not ever look to the forest on the fifth day of the eigth month once the clock strikes twelve. If you see them, they will not allow you to leave.

Isabella: We are concerned with quality. That which is lasting. Craftmanship. A thing of quality always ends up being heavy. We have preferred quality to everything else. We wish for things to last but we tire of them .We are buried uneer the stones of buildings, iron gates, heavy shoes, woolen garments, heavy sheets, foods that smell potent like the caves in the black forest. You are efficient. You simplify life. Paper work. Your forms are shorter.

William: This is the nature of Consumens.

Isabella: This is the nature of Consumens.