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- FACADE STAGEPLAY
- Tue Oct 26 00 14 28 2010
- TRIP
- Where are the new wine glasses?
- GRACE
- What for?
- TRIP
- That should be obvious!
- GRACE
- Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
- (Nat knocks on the front door.)
- (Nat knocks on the front door.)
- TRIP
- Oh, she's here!
- GRACE
- What?! You said she's coming an hour from now! -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- No, she's right on time!
- GRACE
- Trip...!
- (Nat knocks on the front door.)
- (Nat knocks on the front door.)
- (Nat knocks on the front door.)
- (Nat knocks on the front door.)
- (Trip opens the front door.)
- TRIP
- Nat!!
- NAT
- Do you believe in God?
- TRIP
- Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Well, I can see we're going to get along well tonight!
- TRIP
- Come on in!
- TRIP
- Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace... -- (interrupted)
- NAT
- Lesbian Sex O.O
- TRIP
- W -- w - what... n - no, uh, just stay here...
- TRIP
- (unintelligable arguing)
- TRIP
- (unintelligable arguing)
- NAT
- I'm wet and horny...
- TRIP
- (unintelligable arguing)
- NAT
- Threeways can work too...
- GRACE
- Nat,
- NAT
- Wanna fuck?
- GRACE
- Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- Uh...
- (NAT hugs grace.)
- GRACE
- H-mmm (happy smile sound)
- GRACE
- By the way, you look wonderful!
- (NAT kisses grace.)
- GRACE
- Oh, yes,
- GRACE
- mm-wah! (kiss on cheek)
- GRACE
- How sweet.
- GRACE
- So, Nat, ha, maybe -- (interrupted)
- PHONE
- ** RING **
- GRACE
- Oh, I'll get it --
- TRIP
- No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it. -- (interrupted)
- (NAT picks up the phone.)
- PHONE
- Hello? Hello?
- TRIP
- Nat, no! Don't do that.
- PHONE
- Who is this? Travis, is that you? This is your mother.
- TRIP
- Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice.
- (NAT kisses grace.)
- GRACE
- Oh!
- PHONE
- I -- I think I have the wrong number... ** click **
- TRIP
- Okay, she's confused, as usual... just -- just hang it up.
- (NAT puts down the phone.)
- TRIP
- Oh, good, you hung up. I don't want to talk to her.
- (NAT uses the answering machine.)
- ANSWERING MACHINE
- No new messages
- TRIP
- (nervous coughing)
- GRACE
- uh...
- TRIP
- whoa, that was, uh...
- GRACE
- uuh...
- TRIP
- wow, that was, um...
- GRACE
- ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
- NAT
- What?
- TRIP
- ha ha...
- GRACE
- ha ha ha ha!!
- TRIP
- heh, ha ha ha!
- TRIP
- Ha ha ha, heh, Nat,
- GRACE
- heh heh heh...
- TRIP
- you're something else... heh heh heh... never afraid to...
- NAT
- Nice Boat.
- TRIP
- put us on the spot...
- TRIP
- heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
- TRIP
- ha ha...
- TRIP
- (big sigh)
- TRIP
- Uhh, any -- anyway, uh... what were we talking about?
- GRACE
- hmmm Nat, seeing you brings back wonderful memories, really...
- TRIP
- Ye -- yeah...
- TRIP
- Huh, I just thought of something.
- GRACE
- What...
- TRIP
- There's something we need to celebrate.
- GRACE
- What do you mean?
- TRIP
- Nat, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
- TRIP
- Senior year of college.
- NAT
- Yes I remember
- TRIP
- We really want to thank you for years and years of... -- (interrupted)
- NAT
- How did the night go?
- TRIP
- Uh -- I - I mean, uh, it's, uh -- it's great you could be here tonight.
- TRIP
- Oh, Nat, take a look at this photo I just put up from our trip to Italy a couple of weeks ago...
- GRACE
- (little sigh)
- TRIP
- Nat, Come here, I want you to look at this!
- GRACE
- (little sigh)
- GRACE
- Trip, darling, your obsession with that photo of yours is making our friend uncomfortable.
- (NAT points to the italy picture.)
- (NAT points to the italy picture.)
- (NAT points to the italy picture.)
- (NAT points to the italy picture.)
- (NAT points to the italy picture.)
- (NAT points to the italy picture.)
- (NAT points to the italy picture.)
- (NAT points to the italy picture.)
- (NAT points to the italy picture.)
- (NAT points to the italy picture.)
- (NAT points to the italy picture.)
- TRIP
- (little sigh) Well this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon.
- GRACE
- Trip, don't exaggerate... it was just a weekend getaway.
- TRIP
- uhh...
- NAT
- What's it about?
- GRACE
- (big sigh) -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Oh, I didn't think you wanted to hear about the Italy trip tonight... (clears throat)
- GRACE
- Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our -- (interrupted)
- NAT
- Sure, why not?
- GRACE
- You don't agree? Okay, well...
- TRIP
- Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that...
- GRACE
- Trip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our friend --
- TRIP
- Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not.
- TRIP
- (frustrated sigh) Sheejus.
- NAT
- Please stop yelling...
- GRACE
- Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought!
- GRACE
- You know, ever since we got married, I can't help it, I'm forever buying new furniture and redecorating,
- GRACE
- I -- I really enjoy it --
- TRIP
- Yeah, it's in your blood, you grew up with this stuff.
- GRACE
- Nat, now be honest with me, agree that this room just does not work!
- TRIP
- Grace, come on, what are you talking about?
- GRACE
- All day at work I design ads for stylish objects, like these paintings,
- GRACE
- and then I think, I want to design them into my apartment --
- TRIP
- Yeah Grace was the highest bidder at an auction for this!
- GRACE
- but... no, I'm wrong, these look completely amateurish and gauche.
- NAT
- Looks good Grace.
- TRIP
- Ah, right, right,
- TRIP
- Nat, of course you like it!
- TRIP
- See Grace you have no reason to complain -- there's just nothing to complain about.
- GRACE
- (annoyed sigh) -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- I'm sure I can return most of this, and try to start over again on this room...
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh)
- TRIP
- Grace, everything's fine, no one is complaining about your decorating!
- GRACE
- No, she is just being courteous... this room is not --
- TRIP
- Uhh, Grace, come on, people like it, you're the only one --
- GRACE
- You know, Trip, if you hadn't convinced me to go into advertising, I could have painted that painting on the wall instead of buying it!
- TRIP
- You're never happy...
- NAT
- Some harsh feelings here...
- TRIP
- Wait -- see -- the decorating is fine!
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh)
- NAT
- It is fine.
- GRACE
- Oh! huh... thanks...
- TRIP
- Oh that's nice Grace, our friend seems happy to see you again after so long.
- (NAT comforts grace.)
- GRACE
- Oh, Nat,
- TRIP
- Wow Grace you sure are getting your share of affection tonight!
- (NAT hugs trip.)
- TRIP
- Oh, heh, you're hugging me...
- GRACE
- How nice of you. Isn't it good to see our friend after so long?
- TRIP
- (clears throat)
- TRIP
- Oh my God, Nat, oh my God, I am so bad...
- GRACE
- What?!
- TRIP
- I haven't gotten us drinks!
- GRACE
- tuhh...
- TRIP
- Oh it's good because you will be the first to try my recently acquired set of imported drinking glasses.
- GRACE
- Trip's favorite pastime is to get the blood alcohol content of his guests higher than his golf score.
- TRIP
- Why don't I make us one of my new drink inventions,
- TRIP
- I call it Grace's Inner Soul.
- TRIP
- It's a mixture of chardonnay, bitters and lots of ice.
- GRACE
- It's a secret -- Trip doesn't even like the taste of alcohol.
- TRIP
- What?! So, uhh,
- TRIP
- Nat, how -- how does that sound?
- NAT
- Juice sounds good.
- TRIP
- You -- you don't want my invention?
- GRACE
- Nat, Trip's getting a little carried away... maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water?
- TRIP
- (exhale very tense)
- TRIP
- Yeah, no, I'm going to make this drink for us!
- TRIP
- Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it!
- NAT
- Water sounds god.
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh)
- TRIP
- Grace, everybody loves my drinks, you know that, don't you? Everybody!
- GRACE
- Well, of course Trip, after all, you got enough practice when you were a real bartender.
- NAT
- Shut up Trip.
- TRIP
- What? -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- That's really...
- GRACE
- Her...
- TRIP
- You're being...
- GRACE
- what...
- TRIP
- Let's get the um... the um...
- TRIP
- We need to call the...
- GRACE
- Right, yeah...
- TRIP
- that woman with all the clocks...
- (NAT picks up the advice ball.)
- GRACE
- get that paperwork finished....
- (The advice ball reads, "I Doubt It")
- TRIP
- Oh good idea, yeah, yeah...
- NAT
- Awkward moment?
- TRIP
- (long release sigh)
- (NAT shakes the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "It's Definite")
- TRIP
- yeah...
- (NAT puts down the advice ball.)
- TRIP
- Uhh, you're driving me insane!
- TRIP
- Goddamn slumming it off campus...
- TRIP
- You hide things from me! You're so distant! You...
- TRIP
- You do, you hide things from me!
- GRACE
- (impatient sigh) Nat, I...
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh)
- TRIP
- Oh, yeah, you...
- TRIP
- I know what you're about to say...
- TRIP
- With your damn kissing, and flirting, Christ!
- GRACE
- Goddamn second honeymoon...
- NAT
- Trip...is there something wrong?
- GRACE
- Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Look, just quit taking sides, it's going to do more harm than good!
- TRIP
- Alright, you know what, Nat,
- TRIP
- I need to ask you something.
- GRACE
- Trip --
- TRIP
- Grace, let me ask our guest a question.
- TRIP
- Nat, yes or no...
- TRIP
- Marriage is about saying yes to the other person, even if you're not sure about it, right?
- GRACE
- What?
- TRIP
- I mean, if your husband or wife reaches out to you, you have to reach back, right?
- TRIP
- Yes or no.
- NAT
- Maybe
- TRIP
- What...?!
- TRIP
- Oh, yeah, that's fine... that's fine...
- TRIP
- Uhh, I try so hard to reach out to you, Grace, and you reject me! You're cold! You're distant! I can't keep going this way, it's killing me!
- GRACE
- Oh, don't even...!
- GRACE
- Uhh! Yeah, good, go away!
- GRACE
- I can't take you anymore!
- GRACE
- Goddammit!
- GRACE
- uhh!
- NAT
- What's wrong Grace?
- GRACE
- Nat, I can't believe you have to see this...
- GRACE
- uhh...
- GRACE
- Look, you probably just want to leave...
- (NAT hugs grace.)
- GRACE
- Nat, (annoyed sigh) Trip can just be so... -- (interrupted)
- (NAT comforts grace.)
- GRACE
- Oh, Nat, look, I know you're trying to help, but right now we just need get this all out in the open...
- (NAT picks up a trinket 6.)
- GRACE
- All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip? -- (interrupted)
- (NAT puts down a trinket 6.)
- TRIP
- Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off? -- (interrupted)
- NAT
- Does it make you happy?
- TRIP
- Aha!
- GRACE
- Nat, you're saying I'm... depressed?
- GRACE
- Sometimes, uhh... I feel like things just happen to me. mmm... uhh... life is passing me -- (interrupted)
- NAT
- Are you?
- TRIP
- Yeah. Life is passing me by. Give me a break.
- TRIP
- Nat, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied.
- GRACE
- Trip, ... ugh ... I'm so sick of this.
- TRIP
- Well, heh, I -- I mean, we -- heh -- we -- we've got everything...
- GRACE
- Trip, you just don't... uhh.
- GRACE
- Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us.
- NAT
- Cool wedding...
- GRACE
- Look, if we're going to talk about marriage, all I can say is, it doesn't turn out the way you expect it to. -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Grace...
- GRACE
- I'm not saying marriage is a bad idea or something, I'm just...
- GRACE
- saying I think it's hard to predict what it will actually be like...
- TRIP
- Grace, no...
- TRIP
- No, no, look, marriage is -- uhh... is this great thing that everybody does, to be happy! It can turn out just fine!
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh)
- NAT
- Maybe I should just leave...
- GRACE
- Let's keep talking about us, our relationship.
- TRIP
- Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just --
- GRACE
- Nat, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it!
- TRIP
- Nat, where are you going? Don't go, please, we need you here!
- NAT
- I'm leaving.
- NAT
- Okay...
- TRIP
- Let's talk some more about us both.
- TRIP
- You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me...
- TRIP
- Nat, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good in front of the guests!
- TRIP
- No, let's switch to talking about Grace.
- TRIP
- Grace, I don't think you really do want us to quit our jobs, lead a simpler lifestyle.
- GRACE
- What? Trip, you know what I --
- TRIP
- Oh come on! You grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth. You can't live any other way.
- NAT
- Fuck you guys I'm going home..
- TRIP
- Okay, Nat, you know what? I think you should leave.
- (NAT points to the elevator button.)
- (NAT points to the elevator button.)
- TRIP
- Nat, come on, you've got to go.
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