* DoubleRaised floats i-
<DoubleRaised> woah.
<DoubleRaised> everybody2 dead.
<DoubleRaised> .............
* DoubleRaised sneaks into boss's room
<DoubleRaised> ii alway2 wanted two do thii2.
* DoubleRaised gets out a spraypaint can
* DoubleRaised FSSSSSS, makes a huge mural insulting said boss
* DoubleRaised "2ollux wa2 here biitche2"
* DoubleRaised then into cutter's room
* DoubleRaised finds her cards
* DoubleRaised inserts hunk rump cards randomly
* DoubleRaised 2nrk
* ~puppet_mistress pffffffffffffffffffft
* DoubleRaised goes to the cabinet and opens
* DoubleRaised shifty eyes
* DoubleRaised suddenly
* DoubleRaised no alcohol
* DoubleRaised at all
* DoubleRaised vodka, gin, whiskey, everything
* Megamaw (cgiirc@Rizon-5B7759B7.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #MidnightWarehouse
* ChanServ sets mode: +h Megamaw
* A-ric (~A-ric@Rizon-72E05117.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) has joined #MidnightWarehouse
* ChanServ sets mode: +h A-ric
* Midna (~midna.mid@Rizon-33AAEFB1.hvc.res.rr.com) has joined #MidnightWarehouse
* DoubleRaised thinks
<DoubleRaised> what el2e...
<DoubleRaised> ...ii got iit!
* DoubleRaised sneaks into the room of
* DoubleRaised wild
* DoubleRaised OH GOD
<DoubleRaised> ..meh.
<DoubleRaised> not a2 bad a2 ii expected.
* DoubleRaised chillax's on bed sewn with skin
* DoubleRaised starts snapping MLP dvd's in half
* DoubleRaised gets up and decides to check straightspades' room
* DoubleRaised opens the d-
<DoubleRaised> OH GOD
<DoubleRaised> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
* DoubleRaised just pukes
* DoubleRaised closes door
* DoubleRaised holds self and shudders
<DoubleRaised> never agaiin.
* DoubleRaised migrates to criplingkicker's room
* DoubleRaised uses his shower to take a cold shower.
* %A-ric hmm, bring back his old shadow character, or newest one.
* DoubleRaised shreds the plushy toys he had up
* DoubleRaised makes a towel
* DoubleRaised towels off and cleans up
<DoubleRaised> man thii2 ii2 cool
<DoubleRaised> everybody2 dead.
<DoubleRaised> ii can do what ii want now.
* Jaredissimo is now known as BluffingAir
* DoubleRaised checks off kicker on the list
* DoubleRaised heads into nepeta's room
* @BluffingAir pokes his head in
* DoubleRaised starts messing up her ships
<@BluffingAir> were not dead$
* DoubleRaised changing EVERYTHING to crack pairi- oh god damn it
* ~puppet_mistress yes you are
<DoubleRaised> .............hii.
* ~puppet_mistress the old iterations are
* ~puppet_mistress hAW HAW
* ~puppet_mistress the nslep
<DoubleRaised> uh.
<DoubleRaised> thii2 ii2 awkward.
<@BluffingAir> were just having awesome offscreen adventures that you're missing out on!
* puppet_mistress is now known as puppet_mistress|away
<DoubleRaised> oh.
<DoubleRaised> meh.
* DoubleRaised shrugs
<DoubleRaised> iim haviing fun adventure2 here.
<DoubleRaised> al2o ii tra2hed your room.
<DoubleRaised> have fun cleaniing off the mural.
<@BluffingAir> aww :(
* DoubleRaised 2miirk
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<DoubleRaised> alriight.
* %Megamaw what does maw find in raised's room
* DoubleDown pokes head in after air.
<DoubleRaised> already pranked cutter.
<DoubleDown> Sup?
<DoubleRaised> oh hey down.
<DoubleRaised> ju2t prankiing everyone becau2e everyone forgot we exii2ted.
<@BluffingAir> sollux thought we were dead and trashed all our rooms.
<DoubleDown> Pfft.
<DoubleRaised> yup.
<DoubleRaised> iim bored.
* DoubleRaised shrug
* %Megamaw hey
<DoubleRaised> and drunk.
* %Megamaw hey what does maw find in raised's room
<DoubleDown> Me)(.
<DoubleDown> Like )(e could really get my room.
<@BluffingAir> oh wait are you the old raised?
<DoubleRaised> al2o you miiiiiight want to 2tear clear of cutter, ii many or may not have put hunk rump card2 wiith her normal card2.
<DoubleRaised> ye2, ye2 ii am.
<DoubleDown> )(u)(.
<@BluffingAir> oh. ok!
* @BluffingAir leaved
* BluffingAir is now known as Jaredissimo
* DoubleRaised in raised room is
<DoubleDown> Listen, I got a party going, soooo.
<DoubleDown> Yea)(.
* DoubleRaised a lot of alcohol
<DoubleDown> Later!
<DoubleRaised> later2.
* DoubleDown leaves.
* DoubleDown (~A-ric@Rizon-72E05117.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) has left #MidnightWarehouse
<DoubleRaised> dont let the davey crockett2 shoot.
* DoubleRaised goes into blind's room
* DoubleRaised colors everything brown
* DoubleRaised instead of red
* %A-ric You find.
* %A-ric Scalemates hung, corpses everywhere, body parts strewn about.
* %A-ric And chalk/
* %Megamaw walks over with raised's most expensive drinks and down's spare undergarments.
* %A-ric Lots and lots of chalk.
* %Megamaw is wearing the garments on his head.
* DoubleRaised replaces chalk with paint, lead paint
* %Megamaw also a lampshade.
* DoubleRaised and replaces plushy's with action figures
<DoubleRaised> hmmmmm..
<%Megamaw> lookit me i'm mr. earth.
<%Megamaw> check my girth
<DoubleRaised> maw get outta here.
* %Megamaw points to the undergarments.
* %Megamaw stretched them out.
<DoubleRaised> maw
<DoubleRaised> out
* DoubleRaised points
<DoubleRaised> hmm, now what two do two beater2 room.
* DoubleRaised thinks
<DoubleRaised> ....ehehehe.
* DoubleRaised puts up paintings of a centaur slayer
<%Megamaw> the lot of youuuu.
<DoubleRaised> MAW
<DoubleRaised> OUT!
* %Megamaw swigs a drink.
* DoubleRaised crackles
<%Megamaw> killed a jade.
<%Megamaw> can't have that.
* %Megamaw smashes the bottle on a table.
<DoubleRaised> ok that2 iit.
<DoubleRaised> maw.
<DoubleRaised> eiither get out
<DoubleRaised> or help me do 2hiit.
<%Megamaw> ....
* %Megamaw sticks the bottle in Raised.
* DoubleRaised nope
* DoubleRaised just uses psionics
* DoubleRaised neck snap
* DoubleRaised bums rush
* %Megamaw maw's neck?
* DoubleRaised yup
* %Megamaw is dead.
* DoubleRaised also puts a SUPER HAPPY GUY in wild's room.
* %Megamaw the corpse floats out.
* DoubleRaised gets out spraypaint and heads to draw's room.
<DoubleRaised> nooobooody looove2 yoouuuuuuu.
* DoubleRaised spells that out with the paint on the walls
* DoubleRaised replaces his ammo with blanks
* DoubleRaised takes the favorite pistol and changes it out with a pistol that has a "BANG" flag.
<DoubleRaised> cant waiit tiil NEXT mii22iion.
<DoubleRaised> ..iif there ever ii2 one.
* DoubleRaised wanders about some more
<DoubleRaised> ..damn down you got a 2tocked friidge.
* %A-ric Not only a stocked fridge.
* DoubleRaised chills out in down's room
* %A-ric Stocked fridges.
* DoubleRaised just starts eating all her food
* DoubleRaised as in
* %A-ric With stolen sattalite.
* DoubleRaised take a bite of one thing and tosses the rest out hte window
* DoubleRaised with all the food
* DoubleRaised just one bite
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* DoubleRaised so wasteful
* DoubleDown you hear the sound of a train.
<DoubleRaised> ..
<DoubleRaised> god damn iit.
* DoubleDown BOOSH
<DoubleDown> ALRIG)(T.
<DoubleRaised> cant ii be the la2t 2hadow troll iin peace?
<DoubleDown> W)(O TOOK MY FOOD?!
<DoubleRaised> 2up down.
* DoubleRaised smooch
<DoubleDown> ....
* DoubleRaised then
<DoubleDown> ...damnit.
* DoubleRaised suddenly
* DoubleRaised no raised
<DoubleDown> ...damn )(im.
* DoubleRaised "ehehehehehe"
<DoubleDown> )(e got away t)(is time.
<DoubleDown> N---EXT TIM---E RAIS---ED!
* DoubleRaised goes to rose's room
* DoubleRaised hmm
* DoubleRaised shouts from there "HEY DOWN!"
* DoubleDown headcrane.
* DoubleDown turns.
* DoubleDown walks.
* DoubleRaised pokes head out
<DoubleDown> A)(em.
<DoubleRaised> where the fuck ii2 dave?
* DoubleRaised has a key to rose's room
<DoubleDown> I dunno.
* DoubleRaised best way to prank her is let dave do it.
<DoubleRaised> al2o ju2t yell at me now.
<DoubleDown> W)(y?
<DoubleDown> W)(y did you take my food?
<DoubleRaised> ii diidnt even get all the way through the 2econd friidge.
<DoubleRaised> and ii thought you were all dead.
<DoubleDown> You know )(ow I am.
<DoubleRaised> place ha2 been empty for month2.
<DoubleRaised> iim doiing thii2 2hiit two everybody.
<DoubleDown> Because I was out partying!
<DoubleRaised> everybody
<DoubleRaised> everybody ii2 gone
<DoubleRaised> be2iide2.
<DoubleDown> You don't just walk away from parties!
<DoubleRaised> ii came back after beiing kiilled by davey crockett
<DoubleRaised> what can any of you guy2 do?
<DoubleDown> .....eat.
<DoubleRaised> but then who would you get your lii2piing quota from?
* DoubleRaised starts towards dave's room
<DoubleRaised> walk wiith me.
<DoubleDown> I don't know.
* DoubleDown does so.
* DoubleRaised checks his idea list
<DoubleRaised> ..oh god be2t iidea ever.
<DoubleDown> Go on a party spree?! 38D
<DoubleRaised> next two that.
<DoubleRaised> you have a walkiie talkiie?
<DoubleDown> One sec.
* DoubleDown COUGH COUGH
* DoubleDown coughs up a walkie talkie.
<DoubleDown> Yep.
* DoubleRaised takes and starts tinkering
* DoubleRaised eventually finishes
<DoubleRaised> ju2t iin2talled a 2peaker 2y2tem in dave2 room.
<DoubleDown> Cool.
<DoubleRaised> giiviing the number two acce22 iit to ro2e.
<DoubleRaised> 2he can p2ychoanalyze hiim any tiime now.
<DoubleRaised> not even hii2 room ii2 2afe.
<DoubleDown> )(e)(.
<DoubleDown> Nice.
<DoubleRaised> thank2.
* DoubleRaised then gets out a pickaxe
* %Megamaw runs in wearing panties and a bra on his head.
* DoubleRaised interception!
* %Megamaw slaps the pickaxe away.
* DoubleRaised pickaxe through maw's head
* DoubleRaised when he was in midrun
* %Megamaw slides under.
<DoubleRaised> fuck.
<DoubleRaised> down you can eat hiim.
* %Megamaw slaps the color out of Raised.
<%Megamaw> pickaxes.
<%Megamaw> that's my bit
* DoubleRaised didn't even have color
* DoubleRaised shadowtroll
<DoubleDown> Ok!
* DoubleRaised gets out a crowbar too
<%Megamaw> wait no that's gross no no
* DoubleRaised pries open a power station
* DoubleDown grabs Maw.
<DoubleRaised> one
<%Megamaw> nonononono
<DoubleRaised> two
<DoubleRaised> three!
* DoubleDown devours.
* DoubleRaised smashes pickaxe into a certain part
<DoubleRaised> 2ay bye bye two power jade.
<%Megamaw> HELP
<%Megamaw> SHE FORGOT TO CHEW.
<DoubleRaised> look2 liike 2ciience can waiit.
<DoubleRaised> ehehehehe.
* DoubleDown nom nom nom.
* %Megamaw dies.
* DoubleDown licks her fingers.
<DoubleDown> A)(.
<DoubleDown> Good.
<DoubleRaised> ok down.
<DoubleRaised> iill need your help for thii2.
<DoubleDown> Alrig)(t.
<DoubleDown> W)(at do I need to do?
<DoubleRaised> remember all tho2e book2 ii made you eat?
<DoubleDown> Yea)(?
<DoubleRaised> iit2 fiinally goiing two have purpo2e
* DoubleRaised puts hands on her shoulders
<DoubleRaised> were puttiing a liibrary iin herpalu2' room.
<DoubleDown> Alrig)(t!
<DoubleRaised> fuck ye2.
<DoubleRaised> be2t prank yet.
<DoubleRaised> ....other than hunk rump in cutter2 deck.
<DoubleDown> Of course.
<DoubleDown> But s)(e's off being.....Cutter.
<DoubleRaised> yup.
* Megamaw is now known as thirdBaseman
* DoubleRaised turns herpalus' room into a college study
<DoubleRaised> 2tock the liibrary
* %thirdBaseman >Down: What's in the cellar making so much noise?
* %thirdBaseman ...
<DoubleDown> .....ffffffffffffff.
<DoubleDown> T)(ird.
<DoubleRaised> who?
<DoubleDown> Just some, kid.
<DoubleRaised> k iill do the liibrary 2hiit my2elf.
<DoubleDown> Alrig)(t.
* DoubleDown COUGH COUGH
<DoubleRaised> waiit are you the old down or new one?
* DoubleDown hacks up all the books.
<DoubleDown> Old.
<DoubleRaised> huh.
<DoubleRaised> iit2 much ea2iier out of the 2potliight.
<DoubleRaised> but hell they cant keep me down.
<DoubleRaised> puttiing iin tho2e new guy2 ju2t kiilled the thiing.
* DoubleRaised shrug
<DoubleRaised> iill 2top before ii 2liip up and thiing2 get meta- fuck.
* DoubleRaised facepalm
* DoubleRaised just starts
<Midna> A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT
* DoubleRaised putting opposite of derpiness in herpalus' room
* Midna stares from behind fourth wall
<DoubleRaised> 2hut up.
<DoubleRaised> do ii need two get dave?
<DoubleRaised> he doe2nt u2e the forth wall he can fuck you up.
<Midna> :(
<DoubleRaised> anywho!
* DoubleRaised keeps wandering around
* DoubleRaised finds a mouse hole
* DoubleRaised ...
<DoubleRaised> ..hoardiingace2 you were my only friiend.
<DoubleRaised> other than my other friiend2 but they are liike
<DoubleRaised> dead now almo2t.
<DoubleRaised> 2o who care2 about them.
* DoubleDown shrug.
* DoubleRaised cuddles shadow imamouse
<DoubleDown> [[Bluh brb.]]
* DoubleRaised gives him cheese and sets him loose again
<DoubleRaised> hmmmm.
<DoubleRaised> oh oh iidea.
* DoubleRaised heads to the, well, warehouse part of the warehouse
* DoubleRaised pulls a sheet off of some old equipment
<DoubleRaised> hell yeah ii knew ii kept thii2 2tuff for a rea2on.
* DoubleRaised gets in a FORKLIFT
* DoubleRaised starts driving it the hell around messing around
* DoubleRaised drives at top speeds then jumps off
* DoubleRaised watches ad the ends impale into a wall and the thing explodes
<DoubleRaised> hell2 yeah.
* DoubleRaised then gets a crane
* DoubleRaised small one
* DoubleRaised starts arranging boxes into his symbol
* DoubleRaised well, more like entire shipping crates
* DoubleRaised gets a huge oil drum and breaks it open pouring it over the top of them
* DoubleRaised hops out and goes up to one
* DoubleRaised pulls out a lighter and FSHHHH
* DoubleRaised flaming gemini symbol
* DoubleDown underps.
<DoubleDown> Glub!
* %thirdBaseman you hear a BANG.
* %thirdBaseman and a window shattering.
<DoubleDown> ...
* DoubleDown sigh.
* DoubleDown heads to the noise.
* DoubleRaised gets another forklift and drives it in places it shouldnt even go
* %thirdBaseman up the cellar?
* DoubleRaised stops at a staircase
* DoubleRaised ........
<DoubleRaised> ..nah
<DoubleRaised> dave warned me about the 2taiir2.
* DoubleRaised hops out next to down
<DoubleRaised> 2up.
* %thirdBaseman are you going into the cellar, then?
* DoubleRaised tosses an apple down
<DoubleRaised> 2up.
* %thirdBaseman are you going into the cellar, then?
* DoubleRaised tosses an apple down
* DoubleRaised to the cellar
* %thirdBaseman attic, whatever
* %thirdBaseman it's upstairs
* %thirdBaseman derp
* DoubleRaised tosses an apple UP to the ATTIC
* %thirdBaseman BANG
* %thirdBaseman it falls down with a bullet hole in it.
<DoubleDown> ...
* DoubleDown facepalm.
* DoubleRaised sigh
* Fraud (cgiirc@Rizon-46241367.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #MidnightWarehouse
* Fraud wants to bring in wild
* Fraud but cant
* Fraud :(
<DoubleRaised> ((you can if you want, just hold on i'll make a log of what happened))