Harpy Girlfriend Takes Care of You, a Sick Neko

*knock on door SFX*

Hmm. He usually answers the door when I knock...

*knock on door SFX*

Hey, sweetheart, I got food! Come on out so we can eat!

*knock on door SFX*

Hey, dipshit! I have keys, I'm coming in if you don't get your ass up and open this damn door!

*door opens SFX*

Oh my god, hun, you look like death, are you okay?

You're sick? Well, I mean, I can see that. Why are you up and about though? Clearly, you need to be in bed right now.

Yes, I know we said we were going out to eat lunch together, but not in your state. Right now you need to be lying down so you can get some rest. We can go out some other time. Right now, I want to take care of whatever is ailing you right now.

Oh yes, I will. Don't fight me on this. You're not gonna win. I am going to make sure you're feeling better by the time I'm done, now, get back in bed.

I'm not kidding, get back in bed, now.

That's a good boy; now, do you have enough tissues? Are you feeling nauseous? Do you need me to get you a bucket in case you throw up? Is there anything else I can get you: crackers, ginger ale, anything?

I am *not* mothering you... Fine, maybe a little, but hush, you're sick and I'm your girlfriend, of course, I'm going to pamper you; I pamper you even when you *aren't* sick cause you're my special little angel. Now, let's get some blankets on you so you don't get cold, it's freezing outside.

There we go, nice and warm. Now, let me feel your forehead... Hmmm, you don't have a fever, that's good. How are you feeling?

Yea, I know you feel like shit, but like what specifically? I want to go get some medication to make your suffering a little bit more bearable.

Headache, sniffles, your face looks a little swollen. Oh, hun, that's awful. Colds are the worst. Have you taken anything for it yet?

Of course, you haven't. You try to do things without medication because You're "tough" and "can get through it on your own". Of course, your girlfriend has to be the one to look after you to make sure you're not completely miserable. *Sigh* I think I have some ibuprofen and Nyquil in my room, give me a minute. In the meantime just snuggle up underneath your covers okay, sweetheart?

*pause*

Okay, I got some stuff for you, and some water for you to drink. So, here's the ibuprofen and the water... Good. And now time for the Nyquil.

Yes, I know it's going to taste nasty, but you gotta drink it. [sing song] It'll make you feel better.

Come on, you big baby, it'll just be 5 seconds and it'll be over. Just close your eyes and take it like a shot. I've seen you drink shitty acetone vodka, you can take some children's medication.

That's a good boy. Now, we're going to lay down together so I can pamper you properly.

Oh, hush, I don't care if I get sick, I want to make sure you're happy and warm. Besides, I know you love it when I wrap my wings around you. Can hear you purr *so* softly~

No, not having it; now scooch, I'm going to wrap you up tightly.

*sheet ruffling SFX*

Mmm, there we go, and for the wings to go around you, come on, roll a little to the left, lift yourself up, and now for the right wing, and now we're in a feathery fun fest with a kitten burrito to boot~

Oh, shush, you're not crushing my wing, you're so light it doesn't feel like anything. I think you're just trying to make an excuse to get me to leave; not going to trick me that easily. You're not going to get out of my snuggles, you need some love right now you little baby.

Here, let's give your ears some attention-- wait are your ears feeling okay? Not any congestion in them?

Alright, I'm gonna give you some scritchies then.

*scritching SFX*

Shh, shh, stop resisting. You and I both know how much you love getting some TLC. Besides, you're pushing into my hands as if you want even more~

Oh yes, how embarrassing, a neko who likes head scritchies and attention from their girlfriend, now that's completely unheard of. Seriously, hun, are you really that against getting attention while you're sick? It's not making you feel *any* better?

Aw, are you blushing? Gosh, you really do embarrass easily. I'd pinch your cheeks if they weren't so swollen.

*sigh* your ears are all matted, now; you haven't been grooming yourself recently have you? Probably not cause you've been sick, would you like me to brush some of those knots out?

Okay, let me go find a brush.

Here we are, now, stay still.

*brushing hair SFX*

There we go, got them all smooth again, do they feel better? Anything else you would like me to brush out for you?

Okay, I'll brush your arms out, too.

*more brushing SFX*

And the other arm.

*even more brushing SFX*

There we go, now you're looking all cute and fluffy again. Besides the whole "sick" thing you're going through.

Aw, you're yawning now, you feeling a little sleepy? Yea, that's the Nyquil starting to kick in. How would you like to sleep? Do you want to stay where you are or would you like to sleep on my chest and have me wrap you up with my wings again?

Of course, I would do that; I'd do anything for my little pumpkin.

You want to sleep on my chest? Okay, let me shift myself so you can lay on top of me. *shuffling*

There you go... Shhh, no talking. You need rest, remember?

You're welcome, sweetheart, just lay your head down and listen to my heartbeat.