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- Welcome back, a cappella enthusiasts.
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- My name is John Smith,
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- and sitting here to my left
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- is Gail Abernathy-McCadden-Feinberger.
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- Oh, this one's gonna stick, John.
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- - Well, you saved the Jew for last.
- - I did. I did.
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- You're listening to Let's Talk-Appella,
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- the world's premiere downloadable
- a cappella podcast.
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- We are coming to you live
- from the nation's capital,
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- where the Barden University Bellas are
- about to rock the historic Kennedy Center.
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- Boy, these girls have broken down
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- every single barrier in their path,
- haven't they, Gail?
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- Absolutely, John.
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- The first all-female group
- to win a national title,
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- three-time defending champs,
- and now, here they are,
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- performing for the President
- of the United States on his birthday.
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- 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,420
- Wow! What an inspiration
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- to girls all over the country
- who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.
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- Here's Beca Mitchell,
- leader of the group.
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- Look at these sequins and sparkles.
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- Oh, my! Their feet
- just don't stop moving.
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- Florencia Fuentes just earned
- her green card, John.
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- She may have to do that backflip
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- right back over the fence into Mexico.
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- I think she's Guatemalan.
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- Oh, none of that matters.
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- There is so much happening on stage,
- I don't even know where to look.
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- Back in my day, we put on
- our blazers and we just sang.
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- We maybe snapped our fingers
- if we were feeling frisky.
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- Whoa! Another surprise!
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- An overweight girl
- dangling from the ceiling.
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- - Who hasn't had that dream?
- - Lots of us.
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- No!
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- - Okay, she has no underwear on.
- - Oh, my God.
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- We have a commando situation.
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- There is a commando situation on stage!
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- Who is on top of this?
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- - What kind of person...
- - Holy cow!
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- - Take her back up. She's turning.
- - Pull her up already!
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- - She's turning. Brace yourselves.
- - No.
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- She's coming. She's coming!
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- Avert your eyes, or take it all in!
- Make your choice!
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- Not the front!
- Nobody wants to see the front!
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- Oh, no!
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- Happy birthday, Mr. President.
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- The Australian singer
- who calls herself "Fat Amy"
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- gave the President a birthday gift
- from down under
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- during last night's celebration held
- at the historic Kennedy Center.
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- In case you're wondering what I mean
- by "down under," Chip,
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- I'm talking about her...
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- She showed her... to the President.
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- All eyes were on the a cappella
- singers, the Barden Bellas.
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- ...three-time defending
- a cappella national champions,
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- which is a real thing, apparently.
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- Although authorities have ruled out
- terrorism as a motive,
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- the Bellas claim the mishap
- was merely an accident
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- and issued an apology.
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- I am deeply sorry for the upset
- that I have caused.
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- I feel that I have already received
- punishment enough
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- in the form of silk burn.
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- Exhibit C.
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- No, no, no!
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- It's filth.
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- Women who sing are just another example
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- of cultural decay, due to loose morals.
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- Not wearing underwear
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- - seems kind of intentional to me.
- - Mmm.
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- Yeah, you either choose to wear underwear,
- or you don't wear underwear.
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- It's a choice I make every day.
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- You know, until today,
- I thought singing a cappella
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- was the most embarrassing thing
- you could do.
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- Normally, that group is on point,
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- and last night, they were off-point,
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- off-key, and then on the floor.
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- It's a national disgrace.
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- Yeah, but I'd rather be in that
- limo ride home with the President.
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- Cut to the real President, he'd be like,
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- "That... was off the hook!"
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- Chloe, chill out. It was a mistake.
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- They're not gonna
- burn us for witchcraft.
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- No, but the National
- A Cappella Association
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- is in there talking to the dean about us,
- and who knows what's gonna happen?
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- We won three championships.
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- Whatever happens in there,
- we're gonna be fine.
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- Maybe it's time to
- think about other stuff.
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- What other stuff?
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- You know, school, jobs, life.
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- This group is my life.
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- I've intentionally failed
- Russian Lit three times
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- so I could be a Bella.
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- This is the worst thing
- that's ever happened to us. Ever.
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- You know, before coming to Barden,
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- I had diarrhea for seven years.
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- But yes, this is terrible.
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- The dean is ready for you tramps.
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- Oh, jeez.
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- Ladies,
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- you have dragged the good name
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- of Barden University into the gutter.
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- And you've really upset these people
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- whose names I've already forgotten.
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- Your little southern exposure
- in front of our Commander-in-Chief
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- has irreparably damaged
- the entire institution of a cappella.
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- Just blew it up.
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- Funding is drying up,
- sponsors are pulling out.
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- - Mmm-hmm.
- - Unfortunately, an example must be made.
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- It is the decision
- of this governing body
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- that the Bellas are hereby suspended
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- - from competing at the collegiate level.
- - What?
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- The terms of your suspension
- are laid out in this document.
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- - I'm sorry, but it's over.
- - Hi.
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- Okay, can we be reasonable?
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- Fat Amy apologized.
- This was an accident.
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- Was it?
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- You're taking us off
- of our victory tour?
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- Who's gonna sing the national anthem
- at the Puppy Bowl?
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- You're being replaced
- by the European champions.
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- A German group of total professionals.
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- In other words, they're gonna
- keep their pants on.
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- So we can't defend our title
- and we can't tour?
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- And you can't hold any auditions.
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- We don't need your ranks
- to grow like a fungus.
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- Oh, so that's it, then?
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- So, basically, the Bellas are over?
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- Look, ladies,
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- I'm sorry that this disciplinary action
- has shocked you.
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- Especially since you're all seniors.
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- But the truth is, you're just women.
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- No.
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- - And you'll all be pregnant soon.
- - Mmm.
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- Mom, I'm late.
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- It's orientation. You gotta let me go.
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- Oh, I can't.
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- I just can't do it.
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- Mom, you can do it.
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- My only daughter, leaving the nest.
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- If you leave me now
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- You'll take away the biggest part of me
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- - Mom.
- - You want me to stop?
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- Or I could keep singing!
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- No, I don't know how I'm gonna get by
- without your spontaneous singing.
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- Oh, honey, you're gonna love this place.
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- Just promise you'll call.
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- Oh, and, honey, don't be afraid
- to express yourself.
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- And not with those weird buttons
- they wear in their earlobes.
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- - Unless you're gonna get a job...
- - Mom, slow down.
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- I'm not gonna do anything crazy.
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- I'm just gonna write my songs
- and join an a cappella group.
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- Not just any a cappella group.
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- The Bellas are an institution.
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- My days as a Bella were the best...
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- Best days of your life.
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- I know. And I can't wait to be one.
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- Unless they don't take me, Mom.
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- Oh, no, honey, they're gonna take you.
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- Thanks to me, you were born into it.
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- And then I'm gonna be your mother...
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- And your sister
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- Gross. Okay.
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- All right, the next phase of my life
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- begins.
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- Hold on.
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- There is nothing in here
- that strips us of our national title.
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- And if we're still reigning champs,
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- then we are automatically invited
- to represent America
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- at the World Championships this spring.
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- Ah, yes, the World
- Championships of A Cappella,
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- where, every four years,
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- groups from around the globe compete
- for world domination.
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- I'm sorry. I just feel like I always
- have to be on, you know.
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- Yeah. Yeah. Well, look, ladies,
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- we can't stop you from going
- to the Worlds competition.
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- It's not gonna help your case here.
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- Not at all.
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- What if we win it?
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- What if you win it?
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- Like, you...
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- You out-perform the other groups?
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- How do you fit such big dreams
- in such a small body?
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- What if you win it?
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- Never.
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- What if you win it?
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- - Yeah. If we win, will you reinstate us?
- - Sure.
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- But no American team has ever won.
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- That's because they hate us.
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- The whole world.
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- The whole world hates us.
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- Hate us.
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- Hello, fresh-persons!
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- Welcome to Barden University!
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- Okay! The Barden Knight.
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- Okay, get off the stage.
- No one cares about you. All right.
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- You have made a great choice,
- and a cheap one.
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- Yay, Barden!
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- We have a very special performance
- for you guys today.
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- The pride and joy of Barden University,
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- the Treblamakers!
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- Thank you! Thank you, thank you.
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- We are the Treblemakers.
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- I'm Jesse, and this is a cappella.
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- Let's do this!
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- Hey yo, Trebles!
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- Someone drop some bass.
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- Now I need some baritone.
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- All right!
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- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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- - Chloe, don't blame yourself.
- - Oh, my God!
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- You're a ginger.
- That's punishment enough.
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- This is not all your fault.
- This is on all of us.
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- 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,860
- So, if we don't win the Worlds,
- then what are we?
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- Just a bunch of girls that hang out?
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- What's wrong with that?
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- If we don't win, the Bellas are over.
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- This is the biggest challenge
- that any of us have ever faced.
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- When I was nine years old, my brother
- tried to sell me for a chicken, so...
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- Well, I will do whoever it takes
- in order for us to get back to the top.
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- You mean "whatever" it takes.
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- Yeah, I'll do that, too.
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- That's great news. Yes.
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- No, I can start Monday.
- I would be stoked to start on...
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- Sorry, I don't say "stoked."
- I don't say stuff like that.
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- I'm, like, I'm pretty cool.
- You're gonna like me.
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- That was bad, too.
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- We need to attack this problem head-on.
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- I want 100% commitment
- and laser focus, right?
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- Great! I will see you Monday.
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- Beca out!
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- - Beca.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,245
- Hey, ladies. Wanna come to a party?
- 230
- 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,140
- It's a tiki party. You guys
- don't even have to wear shoes.
- 231
- 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,651
- It's the best kind of party.
- 232
- 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,891
- - Here you go.
- - Sure.
- 233
- 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,820
- Hey, great job, Trebles.
- You guys killed it.
- 234
- 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:54,921
- Oh, thank you.
- 235
- 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,844
- - You like a cappella?
- - Oh, yeah.
- 236
- 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,322
- I've got my heart set on being a Bella.
- 237
- 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,380
- It's actually at the very top
- of all my dream boards.
- 238
- 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,660
- Did I hear mention of dreams?
- 239
- 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,331
- Hi. Benjamin Applebaum
- at your service. Hello.
- 240
- 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,770
- I just have to say,
- you are so spirited. I...
- 241
- 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,127
- I just wanna put you in a box
- and saw you in half.
- 242
- 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,681
- For magic.
- 243
- 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,441
- As a part of a trick. He does magic.
- 244
- 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,980
- - Right.
- - It's only weird if you don't embrace it.
- 245
- 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,540
- Dude, explain yourself.
- 246
- 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,860
- I'll be honest, I completely
- blacked out. How'd I do, man?
- 247
- 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,580
- Honestly? I've seen you do worse.
- 248
- 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,806
- Awesome.
- 249
- 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,964
- It's been months
- and we're still getting hate mail?
- 250
- 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,060
- Sucks!
- 251
- 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,969
- "For your hairy situation"?
- 252
- 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,367
- Oh.
- 253
- 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,380
- Okay, we are officially registered.
- 254
- 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,740
- Update your passports, ladies,
- because we are going
- 255
- 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:47,767
- to the very sunny,
- very beautiful, Copenhagen!
- 256
- 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,729
- - Yeah! Nice!
- - Yes!
- 257
- 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,361
- Oh.
- 258
- 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,220
- Where is that?
- 259
- 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,970
- I don't know. I failed Maps.
- 260
- 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,100
- It looks like the competition
- has been dominated
- 261
- 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,220
- by that stupid German group
- that took over our tour.
- 262
- 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,460
- - You mean "stole" our tour.
- - Word.
- 263
- 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,340
- We need to scout those Deutsche-bags.
- 264
- 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,441
- Yes.
- 265
- 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,220
- But how good can they be?
- 266
- 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,971
- Germany hasn't produced
- a good singer since David Hasselhoff.
- 267
- 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,565
- We're gonna crush them.
- 268
- 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:12,780
- And when we do,
- 269
- 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:16,300
- we can stick it to these chumps
- who send us all this hate mail, like,
- 270
- 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,448
- "Sonia Sotomayor."
- 271
- 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,370
- Judgy bitch.
- 272
- 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,606
- The Bellas are back!
- 273
- 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,446
- - Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
- - Yeah! We're back.
- 274
- 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,660
- Has anyone talked to Beca today?
- 275
- 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,740
- So?
- 276
- 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:29,887
- Any first-day jitters?
- 277
- 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,660
- No, no. You know, I'm just gonna
- 278
- 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,460
- be moody and distant. Artists love that.
- 279
- 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,561
- I know I love that.
- 280
- 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,300
- Here you go.
- 281
- 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,526
- Okay.
- 282
- 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,420
- Dude, why do I feel so guilty?
- 283
- 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,980
- I've given a lot to the Bellas, right?
- 284
- 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,420
- It's, like, three years of my life.
- 285
- 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,820
- Yeah, Bec, you should not feel guilty
- at all about taking your shot.
- 286
- 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:47,980
- This is a big deal, right?
- 287
- 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,208
- - Yes, it's a very big deal.
- - Okay.
- 288
- 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,724
- - Go.
- - All right.
- 289
- 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,364
- Nothing's gonna stop my girl!
- 290
- 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,740
- I don't know him!
- 291
- 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,100
- Becs in effects, y'all!
- 292
- 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,725
- You can go!
- 293
- 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,041
- Are you ready, or...
- 294
- 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,604
- Okay, everybody, huddle up.
- 295
- 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,500
- Let's go, let's go, let's go! Get up!
- 296
- 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,660
- Come on! To the table, please!
- To the table!
- 297
- 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,500
- Last one at this table has to help Frank
- watch YouTube videos
- 298
- 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,100
- to find the next Justin Bieber.
- 299
- 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,820
- Hey, so, I'm turning 25 next week,
- 300
- 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,922
- if anybody wants to
- get some drinks, celebrate.
- 301
- 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,122
- Frank, buddy, less talk.
- 302
- 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,820
- Thank you so much.
- 303
- 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,002
- Okay, my people, check it out.
- 304
- 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,491
- That...
- 305
- 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,769
- This... Dax, the tech guy.
- Did you call the tech guy?
- 306
- 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,180
- Yeah, I talked to him.
- 307
- 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,443
- Do you understand that
- everything else in my life works?
- 308
- 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,860
- Uh-huh.
- 309
- 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,644
- So, I just need everything here
- to work, too, okay?
- 310
- 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,848
- - Well, he said he was gonna call me back.
- - Oh, my God.
- 311
- 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:17,801
- You want me to call him now?
- 312
- 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,883
- Don't do it now.
- 313
- 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,241
- Okay.
- 314
- 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,801
- There we go.
- 315
- 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,887
- That is the Lion himself.
- 316
- 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:29,380
- That is the legendary Snoop D-O-Double-G
- 317
- 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,100
- singing White Christmas
- at a tree-lighting ceremony in Moscow.
- 318
- 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,260
- And he was so moved
- by the power of music
- 319
- 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,020
- to unite the world or some shit,
- 320
- 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,521
- that now he wants to drop
- his own cool Christmas album.
- 321
- 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,808
- And because I sleep on a bed of Grammys,
- 322
- 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,340
- he has decided to hire me
- to produce it. Now...
- 323
- 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,420
- But Snoop Dogg already dropped
- a Christmas album.
- 324
- 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,540
- If you had listened to
- the album like I did,
- 325
- 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:51,770
- stranded in the air with T.I.
- on a golden hang glider,
- 326
- 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:55,202
- then you would have known that none
- of the songs were the classics.
- 327
- 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,170
- I've had to listen to that album
- on two separate occasions.
- 328
- 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,860
- Hang glider with T. I.
- 329
- 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,486
- And also a rocket ship
- that Eminem has built.
- 330
- 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,443
- It doesn't go anywhere,
- 331
- 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,460
- but he's got dreams for it, okay?
- 332
- 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,166
- So I need you to close your mouth.
- 333
- 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,163
- Herein lies the problem, everybody.
- 334
- 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,300
- Last time I checked, there are
- over a million Christmas albums
- 335
- 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,926
- with the same 10 damn songs on them.
- 336
- 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,764
- So, guys, I'm telling you, man,
- 337
- 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,002
- I need all hands on deck right now
- 338
- 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,180
- to come up with ideas on how
- to make this one stand out.
- 339
- 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,725
- Okay? You got it?
- 340
- 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,890
- Fire when ready. I want to hear ideas.
- 341
- 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,680
- Anything.
- 342
- 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,500
- Anybody.
- 343
- 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,620
- Anybody right now would be great.
- 344
- 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,260
- - Anybody to talk...
- - What if we got those dogs...
- 345
- 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,850
- Anybody but you.
- 346
- 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,900
- What if we got those dogs
- that bark Jingle Bells to back him up?
- 347
- 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,620
- And let me, let me,
- let me guess, let me guess.
- 348
- 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,900
- You want those dogs to back him up
- because he's "Snoop Dogg"?
- 349
- 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:44,940
- Yeah!
- 350
- 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,940
- That is a really great example
- 351
- 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,804
- of a horrible idea.
- 352
- 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,641
- Take a lap.
- 353
- 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,500
- - What?
- - Take a lap.
- 354
- 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,980
- But I'm wearing skinny jeans.
- 355
- 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,060
- I don't care.
- 356
- 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,420
- Go. Go.
- 357
- 00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,726
- Let's go. I wanna see knees up.
- 358
- 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,891
- Knees up, please.
- 359
- 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,860
- Guys, I should give you
- a little more time.
- 360
- 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,860
- A minute. You got
- one minute. 60 seconds.
- 361
- 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,500
- My time is like a toddler
- in a tiara, okay? Precious and short.
- 362
- 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,490
- I need really great ideas.
- Snoop is coming!
- 363
- 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,660
- Oh. Sorry, my boobs are all crazy.
- I was just jumping.
- 364
- 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:33,020
- I just came from auditions.
- You guys weren't there.
- 365
- 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,009
- I was hoping for the chance
- to sing for you.
- 366
- 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,860
- No, can't help you. We're not allowed
- to take anyone else new.
- 367
- 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,260
- Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait!
- 368
- 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,940
- I'm a Junk!
- 369
- 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,485
- What'd you say about your junk?
- 370
- 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,645
- I'm Emily Junk.
- 371
- 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,660
- I know, it's weird.
- It's my mom's last name.
- 372
- 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,524
- My dad's last name is Hardon, so...
- 373
- 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,361
- Um...
- 374
- 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,766
- I'm a Legacy.
- 375
- 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,326
- Junk. Junk.
- 376
- 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,124
- My mom was a Bella.
- 377
- 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,340
- Your mother is Katherine Junk?
- 378
- 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,420
- Who?
- 379
- 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,140
- Only the top bitch of the 1981 Bellas.
- 380
- 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,447
- She pioneered
- the syncopated booty shake.
- 381
- 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,961
- And word is she has
- a five-octave vocal range.
- 382
- 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,121
- Yep, still does.
- 383
- 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,180
- You do not want to hear that woman
- doing it with my dad. Whew.
- 384
- 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,140
- What an odd thing to say.
- 385
- 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,207
- True.
- 386
- 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,641
- If a Legacy wants to audition,
- we have to let her.
- 387
- 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,841
- Okay, um...
- 388
- 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,860
- Show us what you got.
- 389
- 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,645
- Right now? Right here?
- Right here, right now.
- 390
- 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,047
- Yeah.
- 391
- 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:33,380
- Okay, um, I'd like to perform an
- original song that I've been working on.
- 392
- 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,881
- I'm not quite finished with it though,
- 393
- 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,845
- so let's not be dicks about it.
- 394
- 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,580
- Sorry, that was crass, wasn't it?
- 395
- 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,409
- Fat Amy, you have a lovely vagina.
- 396
- 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,369
- Thank you. Proceed.
- 397
- 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:51,004
- When tomorrow comes I'll be on my own
- 398
- 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:55,245
- Feeling frightened of
- the things that I don't know
- 399
- 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:59,366
- When tomorrow comes When tomorrow comes
- 400
- 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,525
- When tomorrow comes
- 401
- 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,082
- And though the road is long
- I look up to the sky
- 402
- 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,740
- Darkness all around...
- 403
- 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,180
- No. That one, I'm not... I'm still
- kind of tinkering with that verse.
- 404
- 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,521
- So it's not... Nothing's
- really completely set.
- 405
- 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,571
- I got all I need when I got you and I
- 406
- 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,883
- 'Cause I look around me
- and see a sweet life
- 407
- 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,771
- I'm stuck in the dark
- but you're my flashlight
- 408
- 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,367
- You're getting me, getting me
- through the night
- 409
- 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:34,808
- You are my flashlight
- 410
- 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,647
- Would you excuse us for just one second?
- 411
- 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,900
- She's pretty good. Can't we take her?
- 412
- 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,731
- What do you expect us to say?
- She's standing right there.
- 413
- 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,620
- - She's definitely not a soloist.
- - No.
- 414
- 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,700
- Technically, she came to us,
- so really we're not breaking any rules.
- 415
- 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,260
- Yeah, it's the perfect loophole.
- 416
- 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,980
- You know, it's always good
- to have an extra body.
- 417
- 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,500
- Just in case one of us
- gets kidnapped for ransom,
- 418
- 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,140
- is thrown into a shipping container,
- 419
- 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,180
- and is made to eat
- only leaves and gas receipts.
- 420
- 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,460
- Mmm, I agree. We need new blood.
- 421
- 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,927
- I don't think we should
- decide anything without Beca.
- 422
- 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,288
- I keep a penny under my tongue.
- 423
- 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,060
- Did anyone else think it was creepy
- 424
- 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,140
- that she never really opened
- her eyes the whole time?
- 425
- 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,060
- Again, we're talking about her
- 426
- 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,900
- - and she's standing right there.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 427
- 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,124
- But if we're gonna talk negatives,
- let's start with the giraffe legs.
- 428
- 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,660
- Okay, let's take a vote on it.
- 429
- 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,260
- Anyone who wants her in, sing a G-sharp.
- 430
- 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,700
- Anyone who doesn't, sing an E-flat.
- 431
- 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,609
- - Okay.
- - One, two...
- 432
- 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,126
- I like your shirt.
- 433
- 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,340
- Welcome to the Bellas!
- 434
- 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,523
- O-M-a-ca-G! Whoo!
- 435
- 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,660
- - Oh. Stop, girl, stop.
- - Yeah, stop, stop it.
- 436
- 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,285
- - Girl, stop.
- - Sorry.
- 437
- 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,020
- So, when does initiation start?
- 438
- 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,260
- Tell you what, I'll go back to my dorm
- and pretend to be surprised
- 439
- 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,620
- when you throw the hood over my head
- and make me solve a Rubik's Cube
- 440
- 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,290
- while sucking vodka from a maxi pad.
- 441
- 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,020
- That's what my mom said happened.
- 442
- 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,060
- Mmm, no can do.
- 443
- 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,420
- Well, look around.
- 444
- 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,940
- We don't exactly have
- a maxi pad to spare, so...
- 445
- 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,220
- All right, grab your guts, ladies!
- It's party time!
- 446
- 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,800
- We've got tickets to Copenhagen
- and a brand new Bella!
- 447
- 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,765
- - Let's go!
- - All right.
- 448
- 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,580
- - Should I...
- - Come on, girl!
- 449
- 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,170
- I'm gonna just leave my bag here.
- 450
- 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,488
- Let's go get into treble!
- 451
- 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,300
- Has this bush always been here?
- 452
- 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,460
- Oh! Watch this.
- 453
- 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,686
- You know there's a gate, right?
- 454
- 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,281
- Wow.
- 455
- 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,323
- My first college party.
- 456
- 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,000
- Yeah, well, this isn't
- just any college party.
- 457
- 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,766
- This is a cappella only! Yeah.
- 458
- 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,820
- So, get prepared to meet
- a lot of sexually confused men.
- 459
- 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,380
- Bellas! Welcome, welcome, welcome!
- 460
- 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,380
- Jesse! Where is Beca? I thought
- she was gonna be with you tonight.
- 461
- 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,881
- I thought she was with you.
- 462
- 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,725
- Hey! Benji, right?
- 463
- 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,444
- Those aren't...
- Okay, those aren't words.
- 464
- 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,924
- I'm sorry?
- 465
- 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,206
- ...the movies?
- 466
- 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,521
- Are you asking me out?
- 467
- 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,041
- - Yes.
- - Yeah?
- 468
- 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,249
- Oh. That's so sweet.
- 469
- 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,770
- It's just, my...
- It's my first day. Um...
- 470
- 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,601
- I wasn't really planning on
- rushing in on anything.
- 471
- 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,060
- - Hey! Oh.
- - Hey! You made it!
- 472
- 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,925
- Yeah, I couldn't miss
- our last Hood Night party.
- 473
- 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,371
- - Oh.
- - So?
- 474
- 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,460
- How was the internship?
- 475
- 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,980
- Eye-opening.
- Yeah, they do not mess around.
- 476
- 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,923
- Hey, Chloe asked where you were.
- 477
- 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,526
- Why didn't you tell her?
- 478
- 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,250
- Oh. She's just...
- 479
- 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,700
- She's locked into the Worlds right now
- and I'm looking for the right time.
- 480
- 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,926
- I'll tell her.
- 481
- 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:03,971
- Bumper's back!
- 482
- 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,241
- Whoo!
- 483
- 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,020
- Campus security!
- 484
- 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,248
- Bumper! Bumper!
- 485
- 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,260
- Fat Amy's back!
- 486
- 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,860
- 'Cause I never left
- 'cause I'm still here.
- 487
- 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,601
- Whoo! But I'm back, so it's a big deal
- because I've arrived again!
- 488
- 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,460
- You know, for someone
- who left school years ago,
- 489
- 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,164
- you're harder to shake than mono.
- 490
- 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,260
- I've got some pretty big news.
- 491
- 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,340
- What?
- 492
- 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:32,060
- I have been hand-plucked
- to be put on a waiting list
- 493
- 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:37,020
- to be put on a very well-known
- TV singing competition.
- 494
- 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,100
- - Really?
- - Yep.
- 495
- 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,220
- I know what you're thinking.
- 496
- 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,380
- "Oh, Bumper.
- 497
- 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,980
- "You shut your face
- and kiss me, Bumper."
- 498
- 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,180
- No.
- 499
- 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,420
- "Bumper, please, just shut your trap."
- 500
- 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,780
- That is not how I talk.
- 501
- 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,980
- - You talk exactly like this.
- - Do not.
- 502
- 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,127
- Yes, you do.
- 503
- 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,121
- I don't.
- 504
- 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,370
- - So shut up.
- - You shut up.
- 505
- 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,900
- Hi!
- 506
- 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:08,980
- Hi.
- 507
- 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,140
- I am so excited to meet the woman
- 508
- 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,580
- who single-handedly
- created the Bella sound.
- 509
- 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:14,841
- We're sisters!
- 510
- 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,365
- I can't believe we're sisters!
- 511
- 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:17,940
- - Oh! Yeah, hi!
- - Hi!
- 512
- 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,460
- Chloe texted me we added a Legacy.
- 513
- 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,005
- I didn't even know that was a thing.
- 514
- 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,081
- Shh.
- 515
- 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,780
- Remind me again why
- we are at a car show.
- 516
- 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,460
- We're here for one reason
- and one reason only.
- 517
- 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,740
- To scout the competition.
- 518
- 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,611
- It's totally gonna help us win the Worlds
- if we know what we're up against.
- 519
- 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,380
- All right.
- 520
- 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,660
- Now, where are those tour thieves?
- 521
- 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,761
- Stacie!
- 522
- 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,780
- Keep it in your pants, maybe.
- 523
- 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,405
- - Stacie!
- - What?
- 524
- 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,565
- What the...
- 525
- 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,322
- This all should have been ours!
- 526
- 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,563
- I hate these Germans.
- 527
- 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,009
- Holy a-ca-mole!
- 528
- 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,300
- Okay, the cars moved.
- Nothing else happened yet.
- 529
- 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,961
- But they're moving backwards.
- With ghosts driving them.
- 530
- 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,380
- We are Das Sound Machine.
- 531
- 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:51,900
- A German collective, operating
- in concert to create sonic mastery.
- 532
- 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,846
- What better way to appreciate
- automotive perfection?
- 533
- 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,100
- Man, they massive!
- 534
- 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,140
- How are we gonna compete
- with a group that size?
- 535
- 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,651
- They're so freakin' in sync.
- 536
- 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,500
- Do we clap?
- 537
- 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,601
- Do we clap? Do we clap?
- 538
- 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,721
- Politely clap.
- 539
- 00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,408
- Barden Bellas. You came here to see us?
- 540
- 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:04,726
- Is it because you are...
- What do the American kids say, "Jelly"?
- 541
- 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,247
- We are so not "jelly."
- 542
- 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,700
- We should really thank you
- for making this tour a reality,
- 543
- 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,121
- you know, with your bumbling ineptitude.
- 544
- 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,540
- We should send them something.
- Fruit basket?
- 545
- 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,846
- Yum, yum.
- 546
- 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,380
- Or would you prefer mini-muffins?
- 547
- 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,820
- Okay, we didn't come here
- to start something with you guys.
- 548
- 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,684
- We just wanted to check you out
- before the Worlds,
- 549
- 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,165
- where we're gonna kick your ass.
- 550
- 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,130
- - What?
- - That's right.
- 551
- 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,086
- You?
- 552
- 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,328
- You are the kicker of ass?
- 553
- 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,321
- Yeah.
- 554
- 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,324
- You are so tiny.
- 555
- 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,641
- Like an elf.
- 556
- 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,286
- Or is it a fairy? Sprite?
- 557
- 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:41,940
- "Troll."
- 558
- 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,122
- That's it. You are like a troll.
- 559
- 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:45,801
- You
- 560
- 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,620
- are physically flawless.
- 561
- 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:49,660
- Thank you.
- 562
- 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,967
- But it doesn't mean I like you.
- 563
- 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,660
- We are not scared about the Worlds,
- 564
- 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,420
- because when the Bellas hit the stage,
- we are gonna blow minds.
- 565
- 00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,500
- With what?
- 566
- 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,300
- More of Flabby Abby's baby chute?
- 567
- 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,540
- That's not my name.
- 568
- 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:04,780
- I don't know your name.
- 569
- 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:05,860
- Could be anything.
- 570
- 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,726
- Obese Denise,
- Inflexible Tina, Lazy Susan.
- 571
- 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:15,180
- Mein name ist Fat Amy,
- und I eat krauts like you for lunch.
- 572
- 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:19,365
- Your team is like a...
- How do you say that? A heated mess.
- 573
- 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,540
- You know, a mess where
- heat is applied to it,
- 574
- 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,406
- so what once was a little messy
- is now even messier.
- 575
- 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,128
- Darlings, please take my advice.
- 576
- 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,020
- Don't try to beat us.
- 577
- 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,380
- You can't.
- 578
- 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,766
- We're the best.
- 579
- 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,322
- And now I really must go rest my neck.
- 580
- 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,928
- It is sore from looking down on you.
- 581
- 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,041
- Okay,
- 582
- 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,060
- just because you're making me
- very sexually confused,
- 583
- 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,140
- does not mean that you are intimidating.
- 584
- 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,980
- We have nothing to lose.
- 585
- 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,060
- - We have literally nothing!
- - Okay.
- 586
- 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,060
- A-ca wiedersehen, bitches!
- 587
- 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,766
- Oh, what is happening?
- I am using my hands so much.
- 588
- 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,765
- All right, ladies, focus up.
- 589
- 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,740
- We need to beat those German dummkopfs.
- 590
- 00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,220
- - Yes!
- - Yeah.
- 591
- 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,368
- Okay, we're gonna beat DSM
- at their own game.
- 592
- 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,020
- Do what they do, just better.
- 593
- 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,020
- And we're about to do
- a full skills assessment
- 594
- 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,088
- to blow out our choreography to match.
- 595
- 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,608
- But the important thing
- is that we have fun, right?
- 596
- 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,580
- Uh, Legacy, don't take
- this the wrong way,
- 597
- 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,489
- but you're the dumbest person alive.
- 598
- 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,600
- And you're a cat!
- 599
- 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,120
- And one...
- 600
- 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,282
- Okay, Lilly, that's really scaring me.
- 601
- 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,729
- That just looks weird.
- 602
- 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,565
- People are not birds.
- 603
- 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,010
- Cartwheel. And roll!
- Amy, that wasn't a roll.
- 604
- 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,041
- Again.
- 605
- 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,526
- Is it weird that we never
- got around to singing today?
- 606
- 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,220
- Uh, well, it's kind of
- hard to start singing
- 607
- 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,140
- without arrangements, and that's on me.
- 608
- 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,651
- So thank you for reminding me.
- 609
- 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,260
- Yeah, Bec, we're gonna need that ASAP
- 610
- 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:21,900
- so we can start nailing down
- our choreography.
- 611
- 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,660
- - Right on top of that, Chlo.
- - Awes!
- 612
- 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,761
- Yeah, awes.
- 613
- 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,251
- So I just wanted to let you know
- that I've been working really hard
- 614
- 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,780
- on, you know, calming my nerves
- and keeping my eyes open.
- 615
- 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,340
- I was wondering if you could
- give me some pointers, maybe.
- 616
- 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,380
- And, you know, with the singing...
- 617
- 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,700
- I don't know exactly where you're gonna
- put me in the songs, but I...
- 618
- 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,644
- I don't mean to be rude.
- I just have somewhere that I need to be.
- 619
- 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:40,820
- Um...
- 620
- 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,020
- You did great today.
- 621
- 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,121
- Thanks.
- 622
- 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,762
- Wait, hold up.
- Just hold up for a second.
- 623
- 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,206
- "Wait, hold up"?
- 624
- 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,641
- Man, I sound awesome right now.
- What are you talking about?
- 625
- 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,460
- Nah! It's not you, it's a tech thing.
- So just you go ahead and take five.
- 626
- 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,483
- It better be a tech thing,
- 627
- 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,281
- 'cause the way I sound
- in my eardrums, this is immaculate, man.
- 628
- 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,847
- This song, there's nothing,
- nothing special about it yet.
- 629
- 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,530
- Do you know what I mean?
- 630
- 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,180
- Any ideas? Because I...
- 631
- 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,420
- All right, um, hear me out.
- 632
- 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,500
- Please, Dax. Please...
- 633
- 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,860
- We could remove the sleigh bells
- 634
- 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,486
- and put in kalimba.
- 635
- 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,660
- You know, the finger thing.
- 636
- 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:47,481
- I know what a kalimba does.
- I know how it's operated, okay?
- 637
- 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,491
- - Kalimba...
- - Don't say it again.
- 638
- 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,251
- Go in the corner.
- Go eat your lunch in the corner.
- 639
- 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,420
- But what am I gonna do with my sriracha?
- 640
- 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,060
- Say one more hipster thing,
- 641
- 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,540
- and I'm gonna shove you
- in your vintage bassoon case.
- 642
- 00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,641
- Okay?
- 643
- 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,801
- Turn.
- 644
- 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,804
- Aim higher, people. Okay?
- 645
- 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,700
- And be very careful
- what you pitch to me next.
- 646
- 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,690
- Um, just have him
- sing it again, the same way.
- 647
- 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,687
- Who are you?
- 648
- 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,326
- Nobody. Literally nobody.
- I just had a thought.
- 649
- 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,531
- No, okay, okay.
- 650
- 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,041
- Sure.
- 651
- 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,646
- Nobody else has an idea.
- 652
- 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,802
- Let's, uh, do it exactly the same way.
- 653
- 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,200
- Again.
- 654
- 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,211
- Will do, nephew.
- 655
- 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,260
- Or it can be something different.
- It can...
- 656
- 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,600
- Okay.
- 657
- 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:45,960
- That was amazing, Snoop.
- 658
- 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,660
- Thank you so very much.
- 659
- 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,100
- You can take a small break, man.
- 660
- 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,680
- Everything, perfection. Perfection.
- 661
- 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,809
- Groovy like a drive-in movie.
- 662
- 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,720
- You can sing.
- 663
- 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,964
- Um, yeah, I'm a three-time collegiate
- a cappella champion, so...
- 664
- 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,700
- We're both huge successes in our fields.
- 665
- 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,820
- Yeah.
- 666
- 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,490
- Yeah, let's say that.
- 667
- 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,165
- Uh, what do you do here?
- 668
- 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,886
- I just get coffee
- and burritos and stuff.
- 669
- 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:15,460
- I wanna produce music.
- 670
- 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,380
- Dax? Can you do me a favor?
- 671
- 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,051
- Turn around right now,
- and watch this exchange.
- 672
- 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,005
- That's "value added." Okay?
- 673
- 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,851
- If you have any demos you'd like me
- to listen to, I'll make the time.
- 674
- 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:27,900
- Oh, seriously?
- 675
- 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,340
- - Mmm-hmm. Seriously, yeah.
- - Oh!
- 676
- 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,090
- Dax, did you see what happened there?
- 677
- 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,260
- - Uh-huh.
- - She did something that was helpful.
- 678
- 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,580
- And now I'm going to reward her
- by listening to her demos.
- 679
- 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:37,806
- Turn back around.
- 680
- 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,805
- Now! Turn around, please.
- 681
- 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,580
- So, Snoop, uh, buddy, we've got an idea.
- 682
- 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,700
- Me, too.
- 683
- 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,940
- Water skis, but for dry land.
- 684
- 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,460
- Real playa. You know what
- I'm talking about?
- 685
- 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,641
- Brilliant.
- 686
- 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,500
- Fo shizzle, dizzle.
- 687
- 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:53,580
- I'll write that down.
- 688
- 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:54,841
- Yeah, please.
- 689
- 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,281
- What am I looking at?
- 690
- 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,540
- We're pillow fighting!
- 691
- 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:21,641
- Aah!
- 692
- 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:24,860
- You know this sets women back,
- like, 30 years?
- 693
- 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,580
- We're just relieving some stress.
- 694
- 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,205
- This was on the porch.
- 695
- 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:29,561
- Ooh.
- 696
- 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,407
- What is that? Looks fancy.
- 697
- 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,380
- Looks like we've been invited to sing
- at some kind of a party.
- 698
- 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,527
- We're going to sing?
- 699
- 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,780
- Finally!
- 700
- 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,980
- Well, there's just
- an address and a password.
- 701
- 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,889
- - How sexy and mysterious.
- - Yeah.
- 702
- 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,449
- Like how all my teeth
- are from other people.
- 703
- 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:56,681
- Ow!
- 704
- 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:03,980
- Anyone else scared?
- 705
- 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,845
- Not really. I already lived
- longer than I expected.
- 706
- 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:11,967
- Password.
- 707
- 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,926
- Fart noise.
- 708
- 00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,768
- Did you not see the parentheses?
- 709
- 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,163
- Bellas! I'm so glad
- you all came. Come on in.
- 710
- 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,700
- Standing in front of you, ladies,
- 711
- 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:38,700
- happens to be the world's
- biggest a cappella fan.
- 712
- 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,900
- We found you!
- 713
- 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,060
- Hello. Here I am.
- 714
- 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,660
- What can we do for you?
- 715
- 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,380
- So, last week when I was having
- a tinkle, it occurred to me...
- 716
- 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,891
- Do not, do not!
- 717
- 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,761
- Sorry.
- 718
- 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:49,980
- That was rude.
- 719
- 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,209
- You do not come to a gentleman's house
- and touch his goose.
- 720
- 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,322
- So are we early, or...
- 721
- 00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,451
- Actually, you're pretty late.
- Come on, let's go!
- 722
- 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,008
- This is the big time.
- 723
- 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,003
- Das Sound Machine, two o'clock.
- 724
- 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,846
- Tiny Mouse! We meet again.
- 725
- 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,843
- Another verbal beatdown.
- 726
- 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,650
- Highlight of my day.
- 727
- 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,648
- So, have you abandoned your
- foolish plans to face us at the Worlds?
- 728
- 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,966
- You wish, you gorgeous specimen.
- 729
- 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,420
- She's really in my head.
- 730
- 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,681
- Very well.
- 731
- 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,047
- I'll be happy to send you there.
- 732
- 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,531
- I'll mail you.
- 733
- 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,887
- Large envelope costs nothing.
- 734
- 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,883
- Well, it will cost more than nothing.
- 735
- 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:52,380
- But still cheaper than shipping, like,
- a horse, or perhaps an adult moose.
- 736
- 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,180
- Did you ever think maybe you're too big?
- 737
- 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,060
- - It would cost a fortune to mail you.
- - Easy.
- 738
- 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,491
- You're enormous!
- 739
- 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,580
- Okay.
- 740
- 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,900
- I think we should change
- her name to "Feisty Mouse."
- 741
- 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,001
- Yeah.
- 742
- 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,500
- Just need to find, like,
- a taller pair of shoes.
- 743
- 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:05,601
- - Wasn't a big deal.
- - Hey!
- 744
- 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:07,900
- Hey! What are you doing here?
- What is going on?
- 745
- 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,740
- - Welcome!
- - I guess I gotta go.
- 746
- 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,410
- - No. Why?
- - I don't know.
- 747
- 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,540
- Welcome to the first ever showdown
- 748
- 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:22,569
- of the National A Cappella
- Laser Ninja Dragon League!
- 749
- 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,923
- Can you dig it?
- 750
- 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,402
- Okay, let's meet our teams.
- 751
- 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,220
- First we have The Treblemakers!
- 752
- 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,890
- Yeah!
- 753
- 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,369
- Okay. We have the Barden Bellas.
- 754
- 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,250
- We have the Tone Hangers!
- 755
- 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,365
- - Sorbet
- - Sorbet
- 756
- 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,170
- - Sorbet
- - Sorbet
- 757
- 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,046
- And a cherry on top
- 758
- 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,580
- And taking a break
- from their national tour,
- 759
- 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,500
- Das Sound Machine!
- 760
- 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:02,660
- - DSM!
- - Ja!
- 761
- 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,780
- - DSM!
- - Ja!
- 762
- 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,291
- - DSM!
- - Ja!
- 763
- 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,924
- And the pride of Wisconsin,
- the Green Bay Packers!
- 764
- 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,124
- Let's go! Here we go, baby!
- 765
- 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,568
- - Let's go!
- - What?
- 766
- 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,967
- I'd like to be the brisket
- in that man-sandwich.
- 767
- 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,804
- Well, here's how this is gonna work.
- 768
- 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,089
- When I point to you, you sing a song
- 769
- 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,806
- from one of the categories that's gonna
- appear up there on the big board.
- 770
- 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,540
- There's only one rule.
- 771
- 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,291
- You have to meet the beat.
- Here, come here.
- 772
- 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,806
- But you have to do it
- "Follow the Leader" style.
- 773
- 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,900
- Oh, boy!
- 774
- 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,525
- Oh, goodness.
- 775
- 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,130
- That was fun.
- 776
- 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:14,840
- Now, if you can't carry the tune,
- the whole team's out.
- 777
- 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,322
- As in, you gone! And then...
- 778
- 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,211
- Cornelius, this is too heavy.
- I told you before.
- 779
- 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,522
- Because I hurt my arm saluting the flag.
- 780
- 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:25,841
- Okay, sorry.
- 781
- 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:29,487
- Now, the winners will get
- 782
- 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,691
- epic bragging rights!
- 783
- 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,820
- - What?
- - That's it?
- 784
- 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,729
- Oh. And I'm sorry.
- Did I not mention this?
- 785
- 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:40,561
- A $42,000 gift card
- to Dave and Buster's!
- 786
- 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,889
- I was going there anyway.
- I was going there anyway.
- 787
- 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,282
- I know Clay Matthews wants it.
- 788
- 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,580
- Okay. All right,
- let's get this thing started.
- 789
- 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,648
- Let's take a look at the first category.
- 790
- 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,005
- Ooh. Songs about butts.
- 791
- 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,441
- Okay.
- 792
- 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,700
- - Anything on the radio, basically, right?
- - Right.
- 793
- 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,484
- Think about what you're gonna sing.
- 794
- 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,843
- Let's start with Das Sound Machine!
- 795
- 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,540
- Girl, I love that butt
- 796
- 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,540
- But the butt's not what matters
- You know what does?
- 797
- 00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,540
- Courtship and chivalry
- I'll take you to a nice hot meal
- 798
- 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,165
- And I'll tip the waiter
- 799
- 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,163
- Oh, my God, stop! Stop!
- 800
- 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,004
- What was that, yo?
- 801
- 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,807
- Not how we play the game.
- 802
- 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,369
- You think you're a better lyricist
- than Sir Mix-a-Lot,
- 803
- 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,300
- a man who was knighted by Queen?
- 804
- 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,402
- - You know the band Queen?
- - Yes.
- 805
- 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,620
- No, sir, I do not.
- I just... I couldn't help it.
- 806
- 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,722
- I caught a glimpse of an angel.
- 807
- 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,140
- I got inspired.
- 808
- 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,740
- Well, you're going to hell.
- 809
- 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,491
- Because, Treblemakers, you gone!
- 810
- 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,723
- You gone!
- 811
- 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,247
- - Bye-bye.
- - Sorry.
- 812
- 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,004
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- 813
- 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,380
- Four left.
- 814
- 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:14,086
- Let's take a look at the next category!
- 815
- 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,060
- Oh. Country love!
- 816
- 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,180
- Oh! Oh, oh! I am all about this!
- 817
- 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,300
- Nobody in this room has loved
- more tender than I have.
- 818
- 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,380
- Please pick us.
- 819
- 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:22,540
- Let me have it.
- 820
- 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,220
- - Let us have it. Let the world have it.
- - Yeah!
- 821
- 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,540
- I would give it to him.
- 822
- 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,700
- All right, then.
- Well, why don't we start with you?
- 823
- 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,380
- Tone Hangers, you're up. You're up.
- 824
- 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,420
- What?
- 825
- 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,887
- All right, I got this.
- I got this. I got this.
- 826
- 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,620
- This is my jam!
- 827
- 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:36,980
- How about them Cowboys?
- 828
- 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,606
- Come on, man.
- 829
- 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,125
- - I got nothing.
- - Come on!
- 830
- 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:22,660
- God damn it! I got nothing, guys!
- 831
- 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,091
- What?
- 832
- 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,700
- - I'm sorry.
- - You blew it.
- 833
- 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,540
- Man, you are such a dis-a-ca-pointment.
- 834
- 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,580
- Reginald Wilson Moncrieff Matthews IV,
- 835
- 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,286
- what on God's green one are you doing?
- 836
- 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:42,126
- I had my mind on those
- 42 G's at D and B's.
- 837
- 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,886
- - I'm afraid you've kissed that goodbye.
- - No!
- 838
- 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,690
- - Green Bay Packers...
- - No, no, no!
- 839
- 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:48,211
- - ...you gone!
- - No!
- 840
- 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,447
- Let's see what the next category is!
- 841
- 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,441
- Oh.
- 842
- 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,161
- Yes! Oh!
- 843
- 00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,280
- Oh, I was his personal assistant!
- 844
- 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:00,540
- - Unfair!
- - Come on.
- 845
- 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:01,940
- - Yes, yep.
- - We got this.
- 846
- 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,451
- Yeah, we got this. Get in there.
- 847
- 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,762
- Okay, then why don't we start
- with you, Das Sound Machine?
- 848
- 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,528
- Is that John Mayer?
- 849
- 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,691
- That doesn't deserve a "boo."
- 850
- 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,610
- I killed that!
- 851
- 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,884
- Explain for everyone,
- 852
- 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,122
- because it sounds like you're implying
- 853
- 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:19,180
- that John Mayer and
- Tina Turner are having...
- 854
- 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,281
- Oh, yeah.
- 855
- 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,369
- Get them out! Get them out!
- 856
- 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:23,980
- I don't know if I believe him.
- 857
- 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,241
- I'm telling the truth!
- 858
- 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,691
- Tone Hangers,
- 859
- 00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:28,721
- you gone!
- 860
- 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,403
- Two! We have our final two!
- 861
- 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,682
- Now we have a showdown!
- 862
- 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,245
- All right, come on in.
- 863
- 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,846
- Let's do this face-off style. Okay.
- 864
- 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,890
- Let's take a look,
- see what your final category is.
- 865
- 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,882
- '90s hip-hop jams!
- 866
- 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,560
- Okay, y'all, take a second
- to think about it.
- 867
- 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,166
- Time's up! Go!
- 868
- 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,763
- I got all I need when I got you and I
- 869
- 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,287
- 'Cause I look around me
- and see a sweet life
- 870
- 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,780
- I'm stuck in the dark
- but you're my flashlight
- 871
- 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,860
- What?
- 872
- 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,486
- You're getting me,
- getting me through the night
- 873
- 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,609
- I'm sorry.
- 874
- 00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:05,290
- What '90s hip-hop jam is that again?
- 875
- 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,441
- Um...
- 876
- 00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:11,002
- More like a 21 st century jam.
- 877
- 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,481
- That's it. Yeah. I wrote it.
- 878
- 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,845
- Just stay calm.
- 879
- 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,248
- You're saying it's an original?
- 880
- 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,044
- Yes, I'm saying it's an original.
- 881
- 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,362
- Boo!
- 882
- 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,610
- Go home, little girl!
- 883
- 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,645
- Our jam is covers!
- 884
- 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,290
- We spit on originals!
- 885
- 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,604
- What is your name?
- 886
- 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,081
- Emily.
- 887
- 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:43,765
- I hate you.
- 888
- 00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,810
- In light of this embarrassing
- 889
- 00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,967
- and unprofessional information,
- 890
- 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:56,100
- I am forced to declare...
- 891
- 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,140
- I'm sorry, guys.
- 892
- 00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:00,926
- - ...Das Sound Machine is the winner!
- - Yeah!
- 893
- 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,321
- Whoo!
- 894
- 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,284
- Yeah! Yeah!
- 895
- 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:06,761
- Oh.
- 896
- 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,740
- Hey, did you really write that?
- 897
- 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,700
- You shouldn't have done that, Emily.
- 898
- 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,820
- Now DSM thinks that
- they have the drop on us.
- 899
- 00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,140
- I'm sorry. I panicked.
- 900
- 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:28,580
- I understand if you want me
- to crawl under a rock and die.
- 901
- 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,780
- Hey, we don't want...
- 902
- 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,041
- Hey, we don't want that.
- 903
- 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,660
- Hey, Becs,
- 904
- 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,410
- - let's go meet the Green Bay Packers.
- - Okay.
- 905
- 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:45,721
- Whew.
- 906
- 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,320
- Boo!
- 907
- 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,540
- I'm just kidding.
- Would you like to have sex later?
- 908
- 00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:54,721
- No!
- 909
- 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,580
- So that's a "no," then?
- 910
- 00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,205
- Because with the wink,
- and that's what...
- 911
- 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:00,810
- It's 100% no!
- 912
- 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:20,600
- I want it! Give me!
- 913
- 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,620
- Dax. I swear, if this kid
- was not my nephew...
- 914
- 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:33,180
- Hey, I know you're crazy busy,
- 915
- 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,820
- but have you had a chance
- to check out those demos?
- 916
- 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,844
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I did.
- 917
- 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,521
- This dead air between us is a good sign.
- 918
- 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,485
- Look,
- 919
- 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:46,980
- you got a great ear,
- 920
- 00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,300
- you proved that in the booth,
- 921
- 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,340
- and I was super excited
- to hear what else you had
- 922
- 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,649
- and what you gave me was more mash-ups.
- 923
- 00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,689
- That's sort of what I do.
- 924
- 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,162
- Listen, Reggie. Is it "Reggie"?
- 925
- 00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,970
- "Beca."
- 926
- 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,300
- Um, that happens a lot, though.
- You'd be surprised.
- 927
- 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:03,380
- Okay.
- 928
- 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:04,860
- Here's the thing.
- 929
- 00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,740
- Um, any kid with ears
- and a laptop can do that.
- 930
- 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,365
- Dax can do that.
- 931
- 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,580
- - All right?
- - Right.
- 932
- 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,140
- So that's fine if you want a career
- 933
- 00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:14,820
- deejaying raves out in the desert.
- 934
- 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,020
- But if you want to write "music producer"
- on your tax forms someday,
- 935
- 00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,100
- then you've gotta have an original voice.
- Do you understand?
- 936
- 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,300
- You've gotta show me what you have.
- 937
- 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,060
- Right now, what I have
- is a demo with mash-ups on it.
- 938
- 00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,241
- Yeah, yeah.
- 939
- 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:28,660
- I got lots of stuff to say.
- I'm just saving it all up.
- 940
- 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:29,807
- Look...
- 941
- 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,121
- Uh...
- 942
- 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,060
- - What is it? "Beca"?
- - Beca.
- 943
- 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,161
- Okay, yeah.
- 944
- 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:37,660
- So, you're an intern,
- 945
- 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,660
- and everybody else in here is an intern.
- 946
- 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,923
- You're talented, everybody else
- in here is talented.
- 947
- 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,340
- So what the hell makes you special?
- Do you know what I mean?
- 948
- 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:47,900
- That's good.
- 949
- 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,780
- So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
- give you one more shot
- 950
- 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:56,060
- to show me who you are
- as an artist. Okay?
- 951
- 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,571
- Do not waste it.
- 952
- 00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,882
- No, sir, will not waste it.
- 953
- 00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,100
- I really hope you don't, for your sake.
- 954
- 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,380
- 'Cause I would hate to think
- 955
- 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,801
- that singing covers in an
- a cappella group is all you can do.
- 956
- 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,885
- Please replace the paper towels.
- 957
- 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,760
- Hey, it's Jesse. Text me.
- 958
- 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,889
- Hey, it's me. Um...
- 959
- 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,802
- Hey, so you might not be able
- to hear this message,
- 960
- 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:38,003
- because, it turns out,
- I have nothing to say.
- 961
- 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,080
- Um...
- 962
- 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,170
- That's music industry speak
- for "I suck."
- 963
- 00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,609
- You're definitely asleep right now.
- 964
- 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,849
- That's cool.
- 965
- 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,050
- Text me when you're up.
- 966
- 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:52,241
- Hey.
- 967
- 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,567
- What?
- 968
- 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:58,288
- A girl can't say she's going to grab
- a smoothie and return 14 hours later?
- 969
- 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,169
- There's nothing suspicious about that.
- 970
- 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,531
- Why are you up so late anyways?
- 971
- 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,681
- Um, I was just figuring some stuff out.
- 972
- 00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,370
- You're working on the set?
- 973
- 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:10,801
- Um...
- 974
- 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,460
- I'm not working on the set.
- I'm just, like...
- 975
- 00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,607
- What?
- 976
- 00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,208
- Nothing. Doesn't matter.
- 977
- 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:26,564
- If you did wanna
- share something with me,
- 978
- 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:28,171
- your best friend,
- 979
- 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,448
- I'm a great keeper of secrets.
- 980
- 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,443
- I'm like a safe that locks,
- 981
- 00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:34,321
- with a key,
- 982
- 00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:37,529
- and the key is stashed
- up my bum. Because...
- 983
- 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,842
- It's fine. Forget it. It's all good.
- 984
- 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:43,100
- So this has nothing to do with that
- internship that you sneak off to?
- 985
- 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,531
- What?
- 986
- 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,440
- - Um...
- - Come on, Beca.
- 987
- 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,500
- You know how we do
- that thing every month
- 988
- 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,809
- where I take $20 out of your purse
- and you pretend not to notice?
- 989
- 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,327
- I saw your ID badge in your bag.
- 990
- 00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:56,045
- Don't be mad.
- 991
- 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,964
- I'm not mad, actually.
- 992
- 00:56:58,280 --> 00:56:59,566
- About the badge.
- 993
- 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,882
- The money, I wanna come back to.
- 994
- 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,001
- Shh.
- 995
- 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,647
- Let's just focus on your lie.
- 996
- 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,161
- Beca,
- 997
- 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,010
- why didn't you tell us?
- 998
- 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,525
- Or at least Chloe.
- 999
- 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:14,650
- I don't know. Just...
- 'Cause it's just easier.
- 1000
- 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,460
- There's, like, so much going on,
- and Chloe would lose her mind
- 1001
- 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,848
- if she thought my sole focus
- wasn't winning Worlds.
- 1002
- 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,883
- Sorry, it's just now I'm freaking out,
- 1003
- 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,220
- because it turns out, like, I'm totally
- 1004
- 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,180
- not good enough to be a music producer.
- 1005
- 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,602
- Which is cool and fun to know
- as I enter the rest of my life.
- 1006
- 00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,451
- Okay, I'm just gonna
- stop you right there.
- 1007
- 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,900
- You're the most
- talented person that I know,
- 1008
- 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,002
- and I've met three of The Wiggles.
- 1009
- 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:39,726
- Intimately.
- 1010
- 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,100
- Oh.
- 1011
- 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,965
- Beca, do you know how awesome you are?
- 1012
- 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:45,924
- You're Beca effing Mitchell.
- 1013
- 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,140
- Okay?
- 1014
- 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,685
- You're "The Big B.M."
- 1015
- 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:49,940
- That's you.
- 1016
- 00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:51,280
- And you're awesome!
- 1017
- 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,300
- Do you need some of my confidence?
- 1018
- 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,323
- 'Cause I could maybe
- tone mine down a notch.
- 1019
- 00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,460
- Yeah, okay.
- 1020
- 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,562
- Then let me rub some out.
- 1021
- 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:03,300
- Oh, okay.
- 1022
- 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,460
- Wait. Think you need a bit more.
- 1023
- 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,641
- It comes from there?
- 1024
- 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,260
- - Okay. Thank you.
- - You just need that.
- 1025
- 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,180
- I'm gonna get you the good stuff now.
- 1026
- 00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,460
- No, I don't want butt confidence.
- 1027
- 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,140
- I don't want your butt confidence!
- 1028
- 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,366
- No! I have enough!
- 1029
- 00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:17,244
- I have enough! I have enough!
- 1030
- 00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:29,280
- I believe in you, Beca.
- 1031
- 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,450
- Come on.
- 1032
- 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,366
- Whoa. Candles, cloth napkins,
- 1033
- 00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,611
- - foods other than salsa.
- - Yep.
- 1034
- 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,860
- This is a little classier
- than our typical hook-ups.
- 1035
- 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:01,580
- Is it? Huh.
- 1036
- 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,860
- I have a patisserie,
- 1037
- 00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,740
- some charcuterie,
- 1038
- 00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:10,740
- and a huge bowl of exotic capers.
- 1039
- 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:13,923
- I didn't know what those were,
- but they're like salty peas.
- 1040
- 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,885
- So,
- 1041
- 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,520
- I don't know if you've
- seen the news lately,
- 1042
- 00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:23,251
- but there's a war.
- 1043
- 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:26,563
- And also, the economy
- 1044
- 00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,411
- is dipping and ebbing and flowing.
- 1045
- 00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:33,684
- Bumper, what's going on?
- 1046
- 00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:35,564
- Now you're kind of creeping me out.
- 1047
- 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,087
- Okay, I guess I'll just
- lay it all out there.
- 1048
- 00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:41,364
- The reason that I
- brought you here tonight
- 1049
- 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,648
- was because I was thinking that
- 1050
- 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,326
- maybe, perhaps,
- 1051
- 00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:48,204
- if you're interested...
- 1052
- 00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,843
- This is harder than
- I thought it was gonna be.
- 1053
- 00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:54,405
- I wanna date you.
- 1054
- 00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,085
- That's what I want.
- 1055
- 00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:59,285
- Like for real. Like a real couple.
- 1056
- 01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:03,940
- Where we, like,
- go out in public and hold hands
- 1057
- 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,220
- and ride bikes together.
- 1058
- 01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,688
- Or we, like, go to
- an orchard and pick apples.
- 1059
- 01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,580
- Or we, like, do one of those, like,
- 1060
- 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,220
- Build-A-Bear Workshops together,
- 1061
- 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,540
- and we build bears,
- 1062
- 01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,980
- and you name one "Bumper"
- and I'll name one "Fat Amy,"
- 1063
- 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,900
- and yours will be bigger than mine
- and it'll be cute,
- 1064
- 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,083
- and we can put them on
- our bed that we share.
- 1065
- 01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:25,444
- What do you say?
- 1066
- 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,246
- No.
- 1067
- 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:32,606
- I don't...
- 1068
- 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,206
- I don't do that.
- 1069
- 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,530
- Yeah, that's cool.
- 1070
- 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:38,940
- - It was a...
- - Cool.
- 1071
- 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:40,300
- - It was a stupid idea anyways.
- - Yeah.
- 1072
- 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,324
- Obviously, we shouldn't do that.
- We should just
- 1073
- 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,527
- go back to how things used to be
- 1074
- 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,340
- and just go at it on top of all
- this expensive food that I bought.
- 1075
- 01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:51,566
- Are you crying?
- 1076
- 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:55,540
- Nope.
- 1077
- 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:56,721
- No, I'm not.
- 1078
- 01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:57,841
- Bumper!
- 1079
- 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,162
- Come on, you can't be serious.
- 1080
- 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,020
- I can't be tied down by anything.
- 1081
- 01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:04,260
- I'm on a walkabout.
- 1082
- 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,284
- I'm a free-range pony
- that can't be tamed.
- 1083
- 01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:11,161
- You know.
- 1084
- 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,209
- - Okay.
- - I'm like a firework.
- 1085
- 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,530
- - I can't be tied down.
- - Okay.
- 1086
- 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:18,842
- Then that's it. Then I
- guess that's it, right?
- 1087
- 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,731
- Because I'm not gonna
- keep going on like this.
- 1088
- 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,285
- - Well...
- - Fine.
- 1089
- 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,940
- Fine, if that's how you feel,
- then I think we're done.
- 1090
- 01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:27,166
- I think it's over.
- 1091
- 01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:29,010
- - That's it?
- - That's it, then.
- 1092
- 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,620
- So it's over, then.
- 1093
- 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:34,926
- Fine. Then it's over.
- 1094
- 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,241
- Fine, then.
- 1095
- 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,001
- No!
- 1096
- 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,288
- Too late. You're too late!
- 1097
- 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,900
- I figured when we
- didn't do the serenade,
- 1098
- 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,420
- the back-up plan
- should be to play her off.
- 1099
- 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:50,646
- Turn around. Go back.
- 1100
- 01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,410
- I don't wanna hear another peep!
- 1101
- 01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:54,770
- Trebles for life
- 1102
- 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,331
- - Benji!
- - I'm sorry.
- 1103
- 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,608
- Hey, guys, it's my first performance.
- 1104
- 01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:05,604
- Calm down. It's just a chance
- for us to rehearse for Worlds.
- 1105
- 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,331
- As far as I can tell,
- it's just for a bunch of old people.
- 1106
- 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,364
- There's a full house out there.
- 1107
- 01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:22,090
- How did we get this gig again?
- 1108
- 01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:23,526
- They called us.
- 1109
- 01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,681
- You know what, guys?
- 1110
- 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,500
- I know we're trying a lot of new stuff,
- but I feel like we're gonna get out there
- 1111
- 01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,580
- and we're gonna feel the energy
- and we are just gonna nail all of it!
- 1112
- 01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,060
- Sorry, these braids are so tight.
- 1113
- 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,060
- You know what?
- I don't know. I don't know.
- 1114
- 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:35,620
- I have many, many doubts,
- 1115
- 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,980
- because if we fail this,
- then we won't win the Worlds,
- 1116
- 01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:39,780
- and if we don't win the Worlds,
- there will be no more Bellas,
- 1117
- 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:40,881
- and without the Bellas,
- 1118
- 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,844
- then my life would have had no...
- 1119
- 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,411
- "Malaria."
- 1120
- 01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:50,322
- "Meaning," Flo.
- 1121
- 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,481
- Three, two...
- 1122
- 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,180
- Hey, everybody.
- Welcome back to Let's Talk-Appella,
- 1123
- 01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,260
- the portable podcast edition.
- 1124
- 01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:00,860
- We are following the story
- of the embattled Barden Bellas
- 1125
- 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:02,724
- on their road to redemption.
- 1126
- 01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:05,844
- Trying to crawl their way back
- into the public's affection.
- 1127
- 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,606
- And if they can just hold off
- 1128
- 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:11,522
- showing us any more of their genitalia,
- 1129
- 01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,847
- they may make it to
- the World Championship.
- 1130
- 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,260
- Well, I can't un-see it.
- 1131
- 01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:16,860
- It's haunted me ever since.
- 1132
- 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,060
- Well, there's a picture
- of it right here.
- 1133
- 01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:20,128
- No. This should not be
- your screensaver, John.
- 1134
- 01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,923
- Stepping onto the stage,
- the Barden Bellas.
- 1135
- 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,365
- - Whoa!
- - All right!
- 1136
- 01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:00,648
- - This is some exciting stuff.
- - So sassy!
- 1137
- 01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:29,540
- Wow. A lot going on up there.
- 1138
- 01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:30,900
- I think this sounds good.
- 1139
- 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,321
- Honestly, my senses
- are overwhelmed here, John.
- 1140
- 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,202
- They might wanna
- tone down the theatrics.
- 1141
- 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:37,646
- Let's hope there are no props.
- 1142
- 01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:39,660
- Oh, they brought the props out, John.
- 1143
- 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,700
- And there are the props.
- 1144
- 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,020
- This is more of a circus act
- than an a cappella performance.
- 1145
- 01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:45,700
- Gail, it's as if the Barden Bellas
- 1146
- 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,325
- just don't know who they are anymore.
- 1147
- 01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,483
- Whoa!
- 1148
- 01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:00,766
- Look at this!
- 1149
- 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,809
- She's on fire! She's on fire!
- 1150
- 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,380
- - Oh, my God! I'm on fire!
- - Now they lit one on fire.
- 1151
- 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,500
- - Good day! Good heavens!
- - Oh.
- 1152
- 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,364
- - Incoming!
- - Oh, my God, I can't breathe!
- 1153
- 01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:12,568
- I can't breathe, girl!
- Fat Amy, I can't breathe!
- 1154
- 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:15,820
- Beating DSM seems
- impossible for this team.
- 1155
- 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,900
- Even these common people can see
- 1156
- 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,660
- that the Barden Bellas
- have no shot at reinstatement.
- 1157
- 01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:22,410
- They are an embarrassment
- 1158
- 01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,660
- to a cappella
- and all that it stands for.
- 1159
- 01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:28,321
- This is what happens
- when you send girls to college.
- 1160
- 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,081
- Is it?
- 1161
- 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,084
- Is that for a class?
- 1162
- 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:43,300
- No, it's just when I get stressed,
- words sort of flow right out of me
- 1163
- 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:44,845
- and I try and channel them
- in my songwriting...
- 1164
- 01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:47,860
- Are we just gonna ignore
- what happened back there?
- 1165
- 01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:48,940
- Guys, hello?
- 1166
- 01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:50,724
- The Worlds are right around the corner
- 1167
- 01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:53,420
- and you guys are acting like we
- didn't just eat a big bag of... Ahhh!
- 1168
- 01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:54,601
- Why are you yelling at me?
- 1169
- 01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,020
- I almost burned to death
- because of you a-ca-bitches.
- 1170
- 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,860
- If you almost died, it was only because
- you were standing in the wrong spot.
- 1171
- 01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:01,620
- No! Flo flipped into me!
- 1172
- 01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:03,768
- Sure. Blame the minority.
- 1173
- 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,651
- I'm black, gay, and a woman.
- 1174
- 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,802
- I'm not pointing the finger at anybody.
- 1175
- 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:10,200
- It was Legacy's fault.
- 1176
- 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:11,460
- Me? Wait, I didn't...
- 1177
- 01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:14,006
- Obviously, we're not gonna
- beat Das Sound Machine at their game.
- 1178
- 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,561
- So we need a new plan. Like, now.
- 1179
- 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:21,601
- At times like these,
- there's only one thing for us to do.
- 1180
- 01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:24,684
- - Fake your own death and flee the country.
- - Close.
- 1181
- 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,730
- We're going on a retreat.
- 1182
- 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,806
- Look, I think the retreat
- will be a good thing.
- 1183
- 01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,645
- You girls need to bond
- heading into Worlds.
- 1184
- 01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:35,820
- It'll be so much fun.
- 1185
- 01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,100
- I don't know. No, Mom, it's bad. It's...
- 1186
- 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,646
- - The girls are yelling at each other.
- - Oh, big deal.
- 1187
- 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:42,580
- I remember putting your godmother,
- 1188
- 01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:44,409
- Maggie Pistol, in a choke hold,
- 1189
- 01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,727
- because she insisted
- that George Michael was gay.
- 1190
- 01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:48,850
- - Who?
- - Oh.
- 1191
- 01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:52,460
- I'm just worried that
- my entire Bella career
- 1192
- 01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:54,767
- will be that one terrible performance.
- 1193
- 01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:58,009
- And I'll never get to solo
- at Lincoln Center, you know?
- 1194
- 01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,850
- But you're gonna get to go to Europe.
- 1195
- 01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:02,930
- That would have been
- the highlight of my college career.
- 1196
- 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:04,610
- And you girls can win it.
- 1197
- 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,125
- You have to win it.
- 1198
- 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:09,011
- You just made being a Bella
- sound so amazing.
- 1199
- 01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:10,770
- And it is amazing.
- 1200
- 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:14,561
- It's a sisterhood that is gonna
- support you for the rest of your life.
- 1201
- 01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:16,604
- I know you're not feeling it,
- 1202
- 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,006
- but you will.
- 1203
- 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,726
- This won't be the end of the Bellas.
- 1204
- 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,211
- Hey, Benji.
- 1205
- 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,481
- Emily!
- 1206
- 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:40,601
- - Listen, I think you're missing a word here.
- - What's that?
- 1207
- 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:44,300
- Oh, God. No. That's not...
- That isn't what I meant. I just...
- 1208
- 01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:45,380
- I didn't think so.
- 1209
- 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:46,820
- - That's really embarrassing.
- - No, it looks...
- 1210
- 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:47,940
- Syntax is usually my forte,
- 1211
- 01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:49,660
- - so I don't know how that happened.
- - Well, it looks great.
- 1212
- 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:51,330
- Thank you. That's really sweet...
- 1213
- 01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:53,681
- Um...
- 1214
- 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,681
- When my hands
- aren't covered in glitter paint,
- 1215
- 01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:00,087
- do you think maybe
- we could try that again?
- 1216
- 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,924
- Yeah. Sure.
- 1217
- 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,651
- All right. Okay. Well...
- 1218
- 01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:10,369
- I'll look forward to that.
- 1219
- 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:11,561
- Just, you know,
- 1220
- 01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:14,580
- - let me know when they're clean.
- - That's...
- 1221
- 01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:15,740
- - I will.
- - All right.
- 1222
- 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:16,900
- - You bet.
- - Okay.
- 1223
- 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,684
- All right. Have a good one.
- 1224
- 01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:24,009
- Okay, girls! Everyone, in the bus.
- 1225
- 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,060
- Go, go, go!
- 1226
- 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,220
- - Let's go.
- - Okay.
- 1227
- 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,420
- Seatbelts!
- 1228
- 01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:31,244
- Good luck, Benji!
- 1229
- 01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,487
- This place is sweet!
- 1230
- 01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:47,401
- It's nice, right?
- 1231
- 01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:49,329
- I need to find somewhere
- to charge my laptop.
- 1232
- 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:51,321
- How'd you hear about this place?
- 1233
- 01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:53,010
- From yours truly.
- 1234
- 01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:54,687
- Hello, Bellas.
- 1235
- 01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:56,046
- Aubrey!
- 1236
- 01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,367
- - Aubrey!
- - Aubrey!
- 1237
- 01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:01,780
- Okay, girls.
- 1238
- 01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:03,211
- Oh, wow. Hi! You must be Emily.
- 1239
- 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,540
- - Hey, hey.
- - Hey. Hi.
- 1240
- 01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:08,380
- Welcome to The Lodge at Fallen Leaves,
- 1241
- 01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:10,180
- where Fortune 500 companies send
- 1242
- 01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:11,964
- their employees to
- build teamwork skills.
- 1243
- 01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:13,804
- You run this whole place?
- 1244
- 01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:17,420
- You know, I realized I had a knack for
- barking orders and bending people's will.
- 1245
- 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,602
- So I made a career out of it.
- 1246
- 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,220
- Which reminds me,
- 1247
- 01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:23,980
- fall in line, Bellas!
- 1248
- 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:25,100
- She ain't changed.
- 1249
- 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:27,140
- No slouching! No straggling!
- 1250
- 01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:29,083
- I see you, Jessica.
- 1251
- 01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:33,485
- It is with great sorrow and regret
- 1252
- 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:37,691
- that I had to watch
- our once proud organization
- 1253
- 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,923
- become a national disgrace!
- 1254
- 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,460
- Can I have the keys to the minibar?
- 1255
- 01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:46,005
- Zip it.
- 1256
- 01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:50,367
- The Worlds signifies
- a shot at redemption.
- 1257
- 01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:54,441
- You don't have a chance at winning
- until you find your sound again.
- 1258
- 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:57,251
- You have totally lost your harmony!
- 1259
- 01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,051
- So, for the next two days,
- 1260
- 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:03,886
- you will be doing everything together
- until you regain it.
- 1261
- 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:07,164
- Ladies, get ready to be transformed.
- 1262
- 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:11,088
- You are surrounded with the strength
- of your fellow Bellas
- 1263
- 01:10:11,480 --> 01:10:15,201
- and the support of
- a proud female tradition.
- 1264
- 01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:17,220
- And a few dozen bear traps.
- 1265
- 01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:18,651
- So don't stray too far
- from the marked paths.
- 1266
- 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,860
- - Okay, great, let's go!
- - All right.
- 1267
- 01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,460
- Well, maybe I'll just
- start with a hot shower,
- 1268
- 01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:24,766
- maybe a little foot rub.
- 1269
- 01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:27,764
- Fat Amy, there are no
- guest rooms for you.
- 1270
- 01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:29,928
- Then where are we staying?
- 1271
- 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:39,650
- I don't understand camping.
- 1272
- 01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,121
- We're voluntarily living like dogs.
- 1273
- 01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:45,406
- This is the worst.
- 1274
- 01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:48,325
- The air we're breathing right now
- is at least 90% fart.
- 1275
- 01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:51,340
- That reminds me,
- 1276
- 01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:53,283
- I need to see a man about a horse.
- 1277
- 01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:56,921
- Oh!
- 1278
- 01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:00,805
- Did anyone happen to pack
- a spare roll of toilet paper?
- 1279
- 01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:02,685
- - Or a moist towelette?
- - Nope.
- 1280
- 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:06,289
- Anyone have a T-shirt, size extra-small?
- 1281
- 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:09,366
- Okay. Side of the tent it is.
- 1282
- 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:15,020
- What are we doing here?
- 1283
- 01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:16,220
- We're bonding.
- 1284
- 01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:18,260
- You seem so tense.
- Do you need a back rub?
- 1285
- 01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:20,580
- Several body parts are rubbing
- my back right now, thank you.
- 1286
- 01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,100
- You know, Beca, we're very close,
- 1287
- 01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,860
- but I feel like this retreat
- is really gonna let us
- 1288
- 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,580
- discover everything about each other.
- 1289
- 01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:26,681
- Is that right?
- 1290
- 01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:29,500
- You know, one of my biggest regrets
- 1291
- 01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,331
- is that I didn't do enough
- experimenting in college.
- 1292
- 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,020
- You're so weird.
- 1293
- 01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:35,201
- Thanks.
- 1294
- 01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:36,846
- I wanna go home.
- 1295
- 01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:43,807
- I hope the sun never comes up.
- 1296
- 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:48,327
- Why do I get the travel pillow?
- 1297
- 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,570
- Were you touching my goodies?
- 1298
- 01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:52,841
- Yes.
- 1299
- 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:58,167
- Oh, guys, I've got a little...
- It won't...
- 1300
- 01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:00,482
- I just need some help getting it out.
- 1301
- 01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:02,244
- Can you sing something?
- 1302
- 01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:04,249
- The pipe's a bit blocked.
- 1303
- 01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:09,721
- Thanks, Chloe.
- 1304
- 01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:15,209
- What kind of white shit is this?
- 1305
- 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:20,321
- Coming out like froyo now.
- 1306
- 01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:31,851
- Up and at 'em, Bellas!
- Come on! Let's go!
- 1307
- 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,526
- Let's go! Let's wake up! Let's do this!
- 1308
- 01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:36,284
- Come on! Pick up the pace, girls!
- 1309
- 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:37,441
- Come on!
- 1310
- 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,980
- Today we are going back to the basics
- 1311
- 01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:41,500
- to re-learn how to sing as a group,
- 1312
- 01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:44,809
- while also enduring death-defying
- team-building trust exercises.
- 1313
- 01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:46,126
- What a great idea!
- 1314
- 01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:48,402
- Okay, so let's begin.
- 1315
- 01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:55,140
- Come on.
- 1316
- 01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:15,441
- Trust your team!
- 1317
- 01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:19,967
- - Careful, Fat Amy!
- - Turn me over!
- 1318
- 01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:22,121
- Come on, lunch!
- 1319
- 01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:36,209
- She says she's Asian Jesus.
- 1320
- 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:24,881
- Great.
- 1321
- 01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:28,567
- Okay, that was two steps away
- from being almost fine.
- 1322
- 01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,006
- Sorry, what are we doing?
- 1323
- 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,100
- We're rediscovering our sound.
- 1324
- 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:33,201
- Are we?
- 1325
- 01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:36,251
- 'Cause it feels like we're just singing
- songs that would never go in our set.
- 1326
- 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:37,380
- Beca, come on.
- 1327
- 01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:39,050
- No, none of us know
- how to beat Das Sound Machine,
- 1328
- 01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:40,969
- but I know it's not
- gonna be by doing this.
- 1329
- 01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:43,890
- This is just an exercise
- in finding harmony, Beca.
- 1330
- 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,887
- Sometimes you have to break things down
- before you can build them back up again.
- 1331
- 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,140
- I've got more important things to do!
- 1332
- 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:50,820
- What could be more important than this?
- 1333
- 01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:52,206
- Nothing. Forget it.
- 1334
- 01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:54,300
- No, you don't think
- that we haven't all realized
- 1335
- 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:55,980
- you've been a little checked-out lately?
- 1336
- 01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:57,525
- Come on, Beca, just tell her.
- 1337
- 01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:58,921
- I heard that.
- 1338
- 01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:00,161
- Tell me what?
- 1339
- 01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:02,922
- Oh, you misunderstood me.
- I clearly said...
- 1340
- 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,500
- Listen, I don't want you guys to fight.
- 1341
- 01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:11,340
- You're Beca and Chloe.
- Together you're "Bloe."
- 1342
- 01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,044
- And everyone loves a good bloe.
- 1343
- 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:14,820
- So...
- 1344
- 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:16,160
- Okay.
- 1345
- 01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:18,340
- I've been interning
- at a recording studio
- 1346
- 01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:19,980
- and a legit music producer
- wants to hear my work.
- 1347
- 01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:22,100
- God forbid I have something
- going on outside this group.
- 1348
- 01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:23,201
- Okay.
- 1349
- 01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:25,140
- So why would you keep
- something like that from us?
- 1350
- 01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:27,049
- 'Cause you're obsessed! You all are.
- 1351
- 01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:30,620
- We're graduating, and the only person
- thinking about life after the Bellas is me.
- 1352
- 01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:33,121
- What is so wrong
- with being focused on the Bellas?
- 1353
- 01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:35,601
- This has been my family for seven years.
- 1354
- 01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:37,420
- Yeah, 'cause you're too scared to leave!
- 1355
- 01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:38,700
- Sack up, dude!
- 1356
- 01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,020
- Girl fight!
- 1357
- 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,420
- Okay, so you've been lying
- to us for the entire year
- 1358
- 01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:43,521
- and now you're just gonna flake out?
- 1359
- 01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:46,300
- Now you're gonna flake out when the
- Worlds is, like, right after graduation?
- 1360
- 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:48,780
- Oh, my God!
- Enough about the Worlds! I...
- 1361
- 01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:50,140
- I'm out of here.
- 1362
- 01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:51,540
- Oh, okay, you're just gonna leave now?
- 1363
- 01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:52,700
- We all have to, eventually, Chloe!
- 1364
- 01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,380
- It might as well be now!
- 1365
- 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:55,500
- Wait, Beca...
- 1366
- 01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:57,060
- If you all knew what was good
- for you, you'd follow me.
- 1367
- 01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:58,446
- Beca, the sign!
- 1368
- 01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:01,540
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- 1369
- 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:02,660
- Oh, no, Beca! Beca!
- 1370
- 01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:04,700
- What the hell? I'm stuck!
- 1371
- 01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:06,820
- I'm stuck! I'm seeing spots!
- I'm seeing spots!
- 1372
- 01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:08,700
- Well, well, well.
- 1373
- 01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:10,220
- Look who needs our help.
- 1374
- 01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,700
- Not cool, guys!
- 1375
- 01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:15,220
- No, what's not cool is you taking out
- your frustrations on us!
- 1376
- 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:17,220
- Really? That's what you're gonna
- say to me right now?
- 1377
- 01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:19,482
- Help me! I'm dying! I'm dying!
- 1378
- 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,241
- We need to get her down!
- We need a ladder!
- 1379
- 01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:25,700
- - No, we don't believe in ladders.
- - What?
- 1380
- 01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:27,180
- They suggest a corporate hierarchy
- 1381
- 01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,408
- that is counter-productive
- to my team-building program.
- 1382
- 01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:32,380
- What kind of operation
- are you running here?
- 1383
- 01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:35,380
- Seriously, this whole place is,
- like, full of booby traps!
- 1384
- 01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:36,580
- And guess what?
- 1385
- 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:38,967
- Boobs should never be trapped!
- 1386
- 01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:41,846
- Unless it's for support
- if you have lower back issues.
- 1387
- 01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:44,580
- Okay! If I'm about to die, I'm sorry!
- 1388
- 01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:46,260
- I didn't mean any of that stuff I said!
- 1389
- 01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:48,100
- I love all of you!
- I love all of you awesome nerds,
- 1390
- 01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,567
- and I love being a Bella. I'm just so
- stressed out right now...
- 1391
- 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,580
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh, my gosh!
- 1392
- 01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,460
- Jessica and Ashley, I don't actually
- know which one of you is which.
- 1393
- 01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:57,100
- - I'm Jessica!
- - I'm Jessica!
- 1394
- 01:16:57,200 --> 01:16:59,460
- Don't worry, we're gonna
- get you down! Focus up.
- 1395
- 01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:01,260
- - Get in formation, we can do this. Flo, get up.
- - Okay.
- 1396
- 01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:02,566
- - Fat Amy, come on!
- - Yes!
- 1397
- 01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:04,780
- Let's focus. Work together as a team.
- 1398
- 01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:06,006
- Don't worry, Beca, we got...
- 1399
- 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:12,606
- She's alive.
- 1400
- 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:16,409
- I sleep upside down like a bat.
- 1401
- 01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:25,420
- It's just everything's changing so fast
- 1402
- 01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:28,060
- and I'm putting all this pressure
- on myself, you know?
- 1403
- 01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:29,700
- I don't wanna fail.
- 1404
- 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,500
- But if you just would
- have said something...
- 1405
- 01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:34,260
- Yeah, I know.
- But I'm weird about that stuff.
- 1406
- 01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:37,284
- I thought I could figure it out
- on my own, and I can't.
- 1407
- 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:40,646
- Maybe I don't have
- anything original to say.
- 1408
- 01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:43,488
- I wish I could do what you do.
- 1409
- 01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:47,164
- Well, I feel the same way about you.
- 1410
- 01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:49,601
- You're so good, it's intimidating.
- 1411
- 01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:53,162
- All I've ever wanted
- is to be one of you.
- 1412
- 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,241
- Not a Legacy, but a Bella.
- 1413
- 01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:58,410
- - You are a real Bella.
- - Of course you're a Bella.
- 1414
- 01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:01,609
- You are one of us.
- You paid the registration fee.
- 1415
- 01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:04,443
- That's for life, dude.
- 1416
- 01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:08,123
- Do you wanna collaborate on something?
- 1417
- 01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:11,930
- Wait. Are you being serious?
- 1418
- 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,601
- Yeah.
- 1419
- 01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:15,281
- Yeah!
- 1420
- 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:16,441
- Wow!
- 1421
- 01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:20,601
- Man! Yes! Who else feels
- like a winner tonight?
- 1422
- 01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:26,727
- I know it doesn't seem like it,
- 1423
- 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,450
- but I'm afraid, too.
- 1424
- 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,406
- To move on, to graduate.
- 1425
- 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,884
- It's really scary.
- 1426
- 01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:36,020
- Yeah, it actually does seem like it,
- 1427
- 01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:38,043
- because you're barely
- holding it together.
- 1428
- 01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:40,807
- Well, it doesn't
- have to be scary, Chloe.
- 1429
- 01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:43,486
- When I was graduating,
- I never pictured myself
- 1430
- 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:47,122
- running a retreat in
- the middle of the woods,
- 1431
- 01:18:47,440 --> 01:18:49,124
- but here I am.
- 1432
- 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:54,088
- Take it from someone who has dealt
- with some serious control issues.
- 1433
- 01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:57,244
- Like my dad always said,
- 1434
- 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,650
- in the minefield of life,
- 1435
- 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,171
- you must be prepared to lose both feet.
- 1436
- 01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:06,767
- And I think you all know what I mean.
- 1437
- 01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:08,321
- I don't.
- 1438
- 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,445
- Then it's decided.
- 1439
- 01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:12,688
- This year I will graduate.
- 1440
- 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,128
- The Worlds will be my swan song.
- 1441
- 01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:17,966
- I mean it. I'll pursue my passion.
- 1442
- 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,327
- I'll teach underprivileged children
- how to sing,
- 1443
- 01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:22,363
- or I'll dance exotically.
- 1444
- 01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:24,921
- Whatever offers the most money.
- 1445
- 01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:28,651
- Yo, check this out.
- 1446
- 01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:31,207
- I'm moving to Maine to get hitched.
- 1447
- 01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:32,540
- And all y'all can come.
- 1448
- 01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:34,220
- Everybody's invited.
- 1449
- 01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:36,448
- Yes, yes, yes.
- 1450
- 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:41,200
- Okay, okay, guys.
- Stop asking. I'll tell you.
- 1451
- 01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:46,288
- So, after I graduate there's a chance
- I will be deported.
- 1452
- 01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:48,340
- I will try to re-enter this country,
- 1453
- 01:19:48,440 --> 01:19:50,363
- but I will probably die at sea.
- 1454
- 01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:53,449
- So, let's live for tonight! Yes!
- 1455
- 01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:54,700
- Yeah!
- 1456
- 01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:56,609
- - Yes!
- - All right.
- 1457
- 01:19:57,920 --> 01:19:59,445
- Lilly, any plans?
- 1458
- 01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:02,210
- Just gonna travel through time.
- 1459
- 01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:07,365
- You know, when I look back on this,
- 1460
- 01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:09,540
- I won't remember
- performing and competing.
- 1461
- 01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:11,290
- I'm gonna remember you weirdos.
- 1462
- 01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:14,140
- It makes me really sad to think
- 1463
- 01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:16,083
- it won't ever be like this again.
- 1464
- 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:18,485
- I'm gonna miss you guys.
- 1465
- 01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,722
- - Me, too.
- - Me, too.
- 1466
- 01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:23,122
- Yeah. Me, too.
- 1467
- 01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:19,808
- Did we just find our sound?
- 1468
- 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:21,770
- I think we did.
- 1469
- 01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:25,763
- My work here is done.
- 1470
- 01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:28,441
- Thank you.
- 1471
- 01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:32,540
- Fat Amy, you never told us what you
- were gonna do after graduation.
- 1472
- 01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:33,641
- Oh. Well...
- 1473
- 01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:34,881
- Mmm.
- 1474
- 01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:36,700
- No, I don't have any plans.
- 1475
- 01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:40,168
- 'Cause you guys know me,
- I just love living in the moment.
- 1476
- 01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:42,220
- Ashley, what are you gonna do after...
- 1477
- 01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:43,321
- Actually, though,
- 1478
- 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,923
- if we were to stop and really think,
- 1479
- 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:48,971
- "What could Fat Amy
- be capable of in the future?"
- 1480
- 01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:50,845
- I'll tell you guys.
- 1481
- 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:54,607
- I'd be living somewhere, like,
- sick, like Tulsa or Little Rock.
- 1482
- 01:21:55,160 --> 01:22:00,007
- By day, I'm a professional jelly
- wrestler for corporate events.
- 1483
- 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:02,448
- And then, every night,
- 1484
- 01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:06,486
- it's just me cuddled up
- with my fiancé, Bumper, and...
- 1485
- 01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:08,681
- Oh, wait.
- 1486
- 01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:13,740
- I'm in love with Bumper.
- 1487
- 01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:14,841
- - Mmm-hmm.
- - Yeah.
- 1488
- 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,844
- Okay, I've done something terrible,
- 1489
- 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,288
- and I'm not talking about crop-dusting
- Chloe and Beca right now.
- 1490
- 01:22:21,440 --> 01:22:22,601
- Apologize for that.
- 1491
- 01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:25,969
- You guys, I need to go right now.
- 1492
- 01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:27,963
- And I need to win back my man!
- 1493
- 01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:29,580
- Screw your judgments!
- 1494
- 01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:32,524
- Go get him, Fat Amy!
- 1495
- 01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:37,881
- Guys, what happened?
- 1496
- 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,180
- Shake it off, Amy.
- 1497
- 01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:40,340
- That was bad.
- 1498
- 01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:42,204
- Somebody bring a s'more.
- 1499
- 01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:44,884
- I give you our next album cover.
- 1500
- 01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:46,371
- Look at him!
- 1501
- 01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:48,460
- I did it all myself today.
- 1502
- 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:50,460
- Now, I know that I only have one vote...
- 1503
- 01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:52,244
- You got no votes, man.
- You're not in the group, so...
- 1504
- 01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,620
- Okay, well, that hurts my feelings.
- 1505
- 01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:54,780
- It's just the truth, is the thing.
- 1506
- 01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:55,940
- Well, that hurts my feelings.
- 1507
- 01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:58,964
- With my vote, I vote "no" to the pig
- 1508
- 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:01,340
- and "yes" to this gloriousness.
- 1509
- 01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:03,363
- - Yeah, it's great. We'll put it to a vote.
- - No.
- 1510
- 01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:05,249
- Bumper, I'm coming!
- 1511
- 01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:46,810
- Nope! Turn it around!
- 1512
- 01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:00,140
- I don't wanna see you!
- 1513
- 01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:10,242
- Whew. Really misjudged
- the size of this lake.
- 1514
- 01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:12,602
- Why didn't she just
- walk around the lake?
- 1515
- 01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:14,285
- Fat Amy doesn't do anything small.
- 1516
- 01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:16,562
- Yes, I've been using my shower shoes.
- 1517
- 01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:18,485
- Okay, I love you, too. Here she is.
- 1518
- 01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:22,766
- What up, Mrs. Junk?
- 1519
- 01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:41,321
- Go!
- 1520
- 01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:45,770
- Well, what are you doing?
- 1521
- 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:48,241
- I'm soloing, here!
- 1522
- 01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:50,170
- Whatever!
- 1523
- 01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:01,780
- No!
- 1524
- 01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:07,241
- Well, all right.
- 1525
- 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:12,561
- All right, let's go. Into the house.
- 1526
- 01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:14,685
- Give me that neck.
- 1527
- 01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:17,731
- I mean, we can do... Do you want it...
- 1528
- 01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:20,531
- Do you feel like you'd want
- to layer a bunch of voices?
- 1529
- 01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:24,500
- I think in the beginning
- it could definitely build.
- 1530
- 01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:26,443
- I think it starts out light, though.
- 1531
- 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:28,660
- Get your cute butt in the studio, then.
- 1532
- 01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:30,660
- Don't tell my boss that
- we were in here, by the way.
- 1533
- 01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:32,140
- I got all I need when I got you and I
- 1534
- 01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:35,687
- 'Cause I look around me
- and see a sweet life
- 1535
- 01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:37,121
- This is... Wow!
- 1536
- 01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:39,660
- It's the real deal.
- 1537
- 01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:40,966
- Yeah, don't touch anything, Legacy.
- 1538
- 01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:42,610
- You're very pretty, but you seem clumsy.
- 1539
- 01:26:43,280 --> 01:26:44,406
- Great.
- 1540
- 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:45,561
- Okay.
- 1541
- 01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:48,260
- Can't lie it's a sweet life
- 1542
- 01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:52,700
- I'm stuck in the dark
- but you're my flashlight
- 1543
- 01:26:52,800 --> 01:26:55,690
- You're getting me
- Getting me through the night
- 1544
- 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:00,086
- You're my flashlight
- 1545
- 01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:03,606
- You're my flashlight
- 1546
- 01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:07,330
- You're my flashlight
- 1547
- 01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:15,166
- Okay, so you produced this?
- 1548
- 01:27:15,440 --> 01:27:16,965
- Uh, yes. Emily wrote it.
- 1549
- 01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:18,801
- - Mmm-hmm. Who's Emily?
- - I am.
- 1550
- 01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:21,486
- - This tall drink of water, right there.
- - Hey. Emily.
- 1551
- 01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:23,126
- Well...
- 1552
- 01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:25,242
- Um...
- 1553
- 01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:27,323
- I don't... I don't... I don't like it.
- 1554
- 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:32,244
- What it is, is I don't like it
- when people can do what I can do.
- 1555
- 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,606
- You know, in a manner of speaking,
- it's threatening.
- 1556
- 01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:38,002
- But, you just did it.
- 1557
- 01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:40,684
- And I have a...
- 1558
- 01:27:42,160 --> 01:27:44,640
- I have a few notes that I assume
- that you're open to.
- 1559
- 01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:46,802
- - Yes.
- - Um, but this is a solid demo,
- 1560
- 01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:48,924
- with real potential.
- 1561
- 01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:52,010
- Yeah, I look forward
- to working together.
- 1562
- 01:27:52,120 --> 01:27:53,220
- It's nice to meet you.
- 1563
- 01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:55,049
- - What is it? Elizabeth?
- - Emily.
- 1564
- 01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:56,260
- - Emily.
- - Elizabeth? What?
- 1565
- 01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:58,362
- - Emily. Thank you.
- - Thank you.
- 1566
- 01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:00,848
- - Oh.
- - I gotta jump on a call.
- 1567
- 01:28:00,960 --> 01:28:03,580
- Yeah, no. No, get it in there.
- Get it in there. Attagirl.
- 1568
- 01:28:03,680 --> 01:28:04,980
- - You want one of these?
- - Oh, hey.
- 1569
- 01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:07,128
- You want one of those?
- There you go. Attagirl.
- 1570
- 01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:08,841
- Good job, Reggie.
- 1571
- 01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:10,201
- I'm Reggie.
- 1572
- 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:12,966
- Oh, my God, I was so nervous
- I didn't know what to say!
- 1573
- 01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:14,220
- Oh, my God!
- 1574
- 01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:15,367
- You're all sweaty.
- 1575
- 01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:16,860
- We're gonna be late!
- 1576
- 01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:18,724
- We're taking the photo
- with or without you.
- 1577
- 01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:21,167
- We're taking the photo
- with or without you!
- 1578
- 01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:23,687
- Everybody get together.
- No, no, no, together.
- 1579
- 01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:27,724
- One, two, three! Bellas for life!
- 1580
- 01:28:47,560 --> 01:28:50,060
- Okay. So, is there
- a restaurant in this town
- 1581
- 01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:51,300
- that serves something other than fish?
- 1582
- 01:28:51,400 --> 01:28:52,820
- I did see a KFC back there.
- 1583
- 01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:54,140
- Nope. All fish. I checked.
- 1584
- 01:28:54,240 --> 01:28:56,402
- Guys, over here. Come this way.
- 1585
- 01:28:56,760 --> 01:28:58,524
- Oh, Chloe, I'm coming for ya!
- 1586
- 01:29:00,320 --> 01:29:03,608
- Whoo-hoo. College graduates!
- Spreading my wings, y'all!
- 1587
- 01:29:04,080 --> 01:29:06,162
- There are so many fresh Danishes here.
- 1588
- 01:29:06,360 --> 01:29:08,567
- I swear, if I wasn't
- recently locked down,
- 1589
- 01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:11,087
- I would tear a hole through this city!
- 1590
- 01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:14,043
- This place is so smelly and rainy.
- 1591
- 01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:16,402
- Why do Americans ever leave America?
- 1592
- 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:19,040
- Culture, design, history.
- 1593
- 01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:22,445
- I'm not copen-hating this place.
- 1594
- 01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:23,540
- I'm starving.
- 1595
- 01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:26,260
- Yeah, why don't we go visit
- Hayden Christian Andersen's house?
- 1596
- 01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:30,081
- That guy? But he was pretty crap
- in the Star Wars prequels.
- 1597
- 01:29:36,960 --> 01:29:39,645
- Well, here we are.
- 1598
- 01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:41,848
- Do you think the stage is big enough
- for what we want to do?
- 1599
- 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:44,446
- You're kidding, right? It's huge.
- 1600
- 01:29:44,840 --> 01:29:46,080
- You guys think it'll work?
- 1601
- 01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:48,686
- It'll work for us. That's what matters.
- 1602
- 01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:51,290
- Let's go!
- 1603
- 01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:55,483
- Let's do this thing!
- 1604
- 01:29:56,440 --> 01:29:57,441
- Whoo!
- 1605
- 01:29:57,640 --> 01:29:58,971
- Everyone knows where to meet, right?
- 1606
- 01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:01,322
- Yeah, we know.
- 1607
- 01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:03,482
- All right. Safety first, Flo.
- 1608
- 01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:31,646
- Here it is, folks.
- The granddaddy of them all.
- 1609
- 01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:34,407
- The World Championship of A Cappella!
- 1610
- 01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:36,801
- Tonight, groups from
- around the globe duke it out
- 1611
- 01:30:36,960 --> 01:30:38,849
- for the title of A-ca World Champion.
- 1612
- 01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:42,686
- And, of course, representing America,
- the embattled Barden Bellas.
- 1613
- 01:30:42,840 --> 01:30:46,401
- The Bellas, making one last attempt
- to repair a damaged legacy
- 1614
- 01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:49,211
- by becoming the first American team
- to claim the title.
- 1615
- 01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:50,407
- Can they do it, John?
- 1616
- 01:30:50,560 --> 01:30:52,528
- Theoretically, yes, Gail.
- 1617
- 01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:56,207
- Realistically, absolutely not.
- Those girls are dead to me.
- 1618
- 01:30:56,360 --> 01:30:58,488
- So many countries represented
- here tonight, John.
- 1619
- 01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:01,729
- We saw in rehearsal an incredible group
- from the Philippines.
- 1620
- 01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:03,041
- What were they called?
- 1621
- 01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:04,690
- "The Ladyboys."
- 1622
- 01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:06,524
- That wasn't the name
- of the group, I don't think.
- 1623
- 01:31:06,680 --> 01:31:08,045
- I think that's how
- they described themselves.
- 1624
- 01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:09,820
- That's right. They're "Manila Envy."
- 1625
- 01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:10,900
- Manila Envy.
- 1626
- 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,460
- You know, I spent some time with
- 1627
- 01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:15,460
- some ladyboys, uh,
- in the Philippines myself.
- 1628
- 01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:16,561
- Not surprising.
- 1629
- 01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:18,609
- Very interesting young men.
- 1630
- 01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:20,728
- Doing amazing things
- with their mouths, I presume.
- 1631
- 01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:23,884
- When we go back to the stage,
- I'll do a few for you here.
- 1632
- 01:31:24,080 --> 01:31:26,380
- - Uh, you know, we can get to it, I think.
- - Okay.
- 1633
- 01:31:26,480 --> 01:31:28,300
- You know, maybe when
- the Koreans are out there,
- 1634
- 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:30,767
- because no one cares
- about the Korean group.
- 1635
- 01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:32,530
- Love that barbeque.
- 1636
- 01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:40,965
- What are you doing here?
- 1637
- 01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:42,121
- Oh, you...
- 1638
- 01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:44,402
- You know, anything
- to support the Bellas.
- 1639
- 01:31:44,880 --> 01:31:45,881
- Wow. I...
- 1640
- 01:31:48,440 --> 01:31:49,740
- Now I'm the one who can't speak.
- 1641
- 01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:52,100
- I'm just so freaking nervous.
- 1642
- 01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:53,201
- Oh, my God. Don't be.
- 1643
- 01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:54,447
- You'll be great.
- 1644
- 01:31:54,600 --> 01:31:56,602
- I mean, we heard you guys
- rehearsing, like, 24/7.
- 1645
- 01:31:57,640 --> 01:31:59,608
- So I'll... I should
- probably go find my seat.
- 1646
- 01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:01,491
- Yeah.
- 1647
- 01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:03,768
- But before I go, I just...
- 1648
- 01:32:04,160 --> 01:32:05,605
- I have something for you.
- 1649
- 01:32:09,520 --> 01:32:10,521
- Oh...
- 1650
- 01:32:14,760 --> 01:32:17,020
- I'm so sorry. I thought that
- that was going in a different direction.
- 1651
- 01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:19,020
- - That's my bad.
- - No, no, I liked it.
- 1652
- 01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:20,121
- Em, you ready?
- 1653
- 01:32:21,480 --> 01:32:23,642
- Yeah. Yeah, I'll be right there.
- 1654
- 01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:25,290
- Benji.
- 1655
- 01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:28,086
- Okay. Well, break a leg.
- 1656
- 01:33:55,480 --> 01:33:57,721
- DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
- 1657
- 01:34:10,720 --> 01:34:16,921
- DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
- 1658
- 01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:18,570
- DSM! Ja!
- 1659
- 01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:29,761
- - Ooh!
- - Well done!
- 1660
- 01:34:29,920 --> 01:34:33,140
- There they go, the Indian group,
- the Naan-Stops,
- 1661
- 01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:36,323
- running off stage to take
- a few more of our jobs.
- 1662
- 01:34:36,480 --> 01:34:38,482
- I thought the little one was spicy!
- 1663
- 01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:44,047
- DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
- 1664
- 01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:46,242
- And coming up next, Das Sound Machine.
- 1665
- 01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:47,447
- A crowd favorite, John.
- 1666
- 01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:50,660
- DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!
- 1667
- 01:34:50,760 --> 01:34:51,761
- Hear that?
- 1668
- 01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:54,487
- They chant. For us.
- 1669
- 01:34:54,920 --> 01:34:57,491
- Now, don't cry too hard
- when you lose, huh?
- 1670
- 01:34:57,640 --> 01:34:59,165
- Makes eyes puffy.
- 1671
- 01:34:59,320 --> 01:35:00,924
- Your hands are so soft.
- 1672
- 01:35:01,080 --> 01:35:03,447
- I'm sorry, I don't speak "loser."
- What did you say?
- 1673
- 01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:05,420
- She actually speaks eight languages,
- 1674
- 01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:07,363
- but "loser" is not one of them.
- 1675
- 01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:09,090
- Everything must come to an end.
- 1676
- 01:35:09,240 --> 01:35:10,446
- Even the Bellas.
- 1677
- 01:35:10,640 --> 01:35:11,926
- Take care and lose nice.
- 1678
- 01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:15,660
- Huh, your sweat smells like cinnamon.
- 1679
- 01:35:15,760 --> 01:35:16,761
- Damn it!
- 1680
- 01:35:23,720 --> 01:35:27,122
- ...Das Sound Machine!
- 1681
- 01:35:42,240 --> 01:35:43,241
- DSM!
- 1682
- 01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:33,882
- They've got the crowd going wild!
- 1683
- 01:37:34,040 --> 01:37:35,166
- Okay, shake it off.
- 1684
- 01:37:35,320 --> 01:37:38,164
- DSM! DSM!
- 1685
- 01:37:38,320 --> 01:37:39,460
- Das Sound Machine.
- 1686
- 01:37:39,560 --> 01:37:42,882
- An incredible performance once again
- from the German group.
- 1687
- 01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:44,340
- I'm telling you, Gail, though,
- 1688
- 01:37:44,440 --> 01:37:46,340
- if the Bellas of old show up tonight,
- 1689
- 01:37:46,440 --> 01:37:49,500
- this could be the most
- significant conflict
- 1690
- 01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:52,649
- between America and Germany in history.
- 1691
- 01:37:52,840 --> 01:37:54,126
- Crack a book, John.
- 1692
- 01:37:57,960 --> 01:38:01,089
- Pass one down to your friends.
- Here you go. Thank you.
- 1693
- 01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:02,850
- All right, here you go, buddy.
- 1694
- 01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:04,060
- Thanks, man.
- 1695
- 01:38:04,160 --> 01:38:05,525
- Where have you been?
- 1696
- 01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:07,649
- You have no idea, dude.
- 1697
- 01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:09,325
- Final performance, guys.
- 1698
- 01:38:09,480 --> 01:38:11,801
- We need to get out there and beat DSM.
- 1699
- 01:38:12,320 --> 01:38:14,084
- This one's for us.
- 1700
- 01:38:14,240 --> 01:38:16,242
- Guys, there's gonna be
- some haters out there.
- 1701
- 01:38:16,680 --> 01:38:19,700
- They're gonna look at us, Team USA,
- 1702
- 01:38:19,800 --> 01:38:22,644
- and be like, "Why is the most
- talented one Australian?"
- 1703
- 01:38:23,960 --> 01:38:27,442
- Well, guess what. I am fat.
- So that is close enough.
- 1704
- 01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:30,922
- We are gonna show them who we are.
- 1705
- 01:38:31,080 --> 01:38:33,082
- A bunch of ethnically diverse,
- 1706
- 01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:35,322
- for the most part feminine,
- 1707
- 01:38:35,480 --> 01:38:37,420
- amazing singers!
- 1708
- 01:38:37,520 --> 01:38:38,580
- Yeah!
- 1709
- 01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:40,340
- Let's just go out there
- and ac' the world!
- 1710
- 01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:41,601
- Yes!
- 1711
- 01:38:41,760 --> 01:38:42,841
- - Yeah!
- - Yes!
- 1712
- 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:44,980
- John, it's possible we are watching
- 1713
- 01:38:45,080 --> 01:38:47,020
- the last hurrah of the Barden Bellas.
- 1714
- 01:38:47,120 --> 01:38:49,248
- It's going to be very
- hard to pull this off,
- 1715
- 01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:50,820
- and if they don't,
- 1716
- 01:38:50,920 --> 01:38:54,060
- they are out of business
- as an a cappella group.
- 1717
- 01:38:54,160 --> 01:38:55,286
- It is over.
- 1718
- 01:38:55,920 --> 01:38:58,161
- All right! Let's do this!
- 1719
- 01:38:59,360 --> 01:39:01,681
- ...Barden University's Bellas!
- 1720
- 01:39:04,480 --> 01:39:05,891
- - Yes!
- - Whoo!
- 1721
- 01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:07,331
- That's my girl!
- 1722
- 01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:09,005
- Beca!
- 1723
- 01:41:16,160 --> 01:41:17,900
- When tomorrow comes
- 1724
- 01:41:18,000 --> 01:41:19,331
- I'll be on my own
- 1725
- 01:41:19,480 --> 01:41:22,484
- Feeling frightened of
- The things that I don't know
- 1726
- 01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:29,006
- When tomorrow comes
- 1727
- 01:41:29,160 --> 01:41:31,925
- And though the road is long
- I look up to the sky
- 1728
- 01:41:32,080 --> 01:41:34,700
- Is it possible the Barden Bellas
- 1729
- 01:41:34,800 --> 01:41:36,848
- are doing an original song?
- 1730
- 01:41:37,120 --> 01:41:38,610
- Then I sing along
- 1731
- 01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:42,287
- Then I sing along
- 1732
- 01:41:42,520 --> 01:41:45,260
- I got all I need when I got you and I
- 1733
- 01:41:45,360 --> 01:41:48,364
- 'Cause I look around me
- and see your sweet life
- 1734
- 01:41:48,520 --> 01:41:51,524
- I'm stuck in the darkness
- You're my flashlight
- 1735
- 01:41:51,680 --> 01:41:54,524
- You're gettin' me gettin' me
- through the night
- 1736
- 01:41:54,760 --> 01:41:57,843
- You kick start my heart
- when you shine it in my eyes
- 1737
- 01:41:58,000 --> 01:41:59,161
- I can't lie
- 1738
- 01:41:59,360 --> 01:42:00,964
- it's a sweet life
- 1739
- 01:42:01,120 --> 01:42:04,169
- I'm stuck in the dark
- but you're my flashlight
- 1740
- 01:42:04,320 --> 01:42:06,971
- You're gettin' me through the night
- 1741
- 01:42:13,520 --> 01:42:14,460
- Look at this!
- 1742
- 01:42:14,560 --> 01:42:16,289
- It looks like
- the Barden Bellas are being
- 1743
- 01:42:16,400 --> 01:42:18,940
- joined on stage by
- generations of Bellas,
- 1744
- 01:42:19,040 --> 01:42:21,042
- going all the way back to the beginning.
- 1745
- 01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:27,367
- 'Cause you're my flashlight
- 1746
- 01:42:27,520 --> 01:42:29,300
- You're my flashlight
- 1747
- 01:42:29,400 --> 01:42:32,404
- You're gettin' me through the night
- 1748
- 01:42:32,560 --> 01:42:35,245
- I got all I need when I got you and I
- 1749
- 01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:38,404
- 'Cause I look around me
- and see your sweet life
- 1750
- 01:42:38,560 --> 01:42:41,564
- I'm stuck in the dark
- but you're my flashlight
- 1751
- 01:42:41,720 --> 01:42:44,724
- You're getting me through the night
- 1752
- 01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:47,924
- Kick start my heart
- when you shine it in my eyes
- 1753
- 01:42:48,080 --> 01:42:51,084
- I can't lie, It's a sweet life
- 1754
- 01:42:51,240 --> 01:42:54,050
- I'm stuck in the dark
- but you're my flashlight
- 1755
- 01:42:54,200 --> 01:42:56,180
- You're gettin' me through the night
- 1756
- 01:42:56,280 --> 01:42:58,248
- We belong
- 1757
- 01:42:58,600 --> 01:42:59,980
- 'Cause you're my flashlight
- 1758
- 01:43:00,080 --> 01:43:01,445
- 'Cause you are
- 1759
- 01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:04,763
- 'Cause you're my flashlight
- 1760
- 01:43:04,960 --> 01:43:06,610
- I'm your flashlight
- 1761
- 01:43:06,760 --> 01:43:09,604
- You're gettin' me through the night
- 1762
- 01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:14,011
- 'Cause you're my flashlight
- 1763
- 01:43:14,160 --> 01:43:16,242
- 'Cause you're my
- 1764
- 01:43:19,280 --> 01:43:21,169
- Gettin' me through the
- 1765
- 01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:23,800
- Night
- 1766
- 01:43:28,160 --> 01:43:29,161
- Whoo!
- 1767
- 01:43:40,680 --> 01:43:44,162
- "Simple," "raw,"
- "vulnerable," "exposed."
- 1768
- 01:43:44,360 --> 01:43:47,580
- I've been called a lot of things, Gail.
- But let me add one more.
- 1769
- 01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:48,860
- I'm impressed.
- 1770
- 01:43:48,960 --> 01:43:50,962
- I thought you were gonna say "gay."
- 1771
- 01:43:51,480 --> 01:43:52,481
- - Emily!
- - Yeah!
- 1772
- 01:43:53,120 --> 01:43:54,201
- Emily!
- 1773
- 01:43:54,360 --> 01:43:56,522
- Emily! Emily!
- 1774
- 01:43:58,800 --> 01:44:00,768
- Whoo! Whoo!
- 1775
- 01:44:01,640 --> 01:44:03,768
- Bellas! Bellas! Bellas!
- 1776
- 01:44:07,320 --> 01:44:10,688
- Bellas! Bellas! Bellas!
- 1777
- 01:44:10,840 --> 01:44:14,020
- Oh. They have touched every person here.
- 1778
- 01:44:14,120 --> 01:44:16,282
- They've touched me, John.
- 1779
- 01:44:16,440 --> 01:44:18,727
- Well, everyone has touched you, Gail,
- 1780
- 01:44:18,880 --> 01:44:21,008
- but this is something else.
- 1781
- 01:44:39,520 --> 01:44:40,580
- It's ceremonial,
- 1782
- 01:44:40,680 --> 01:44:43,580
- and you should definitely not drink
- it 'cause it is essentially poison.
- 1783
- 01:44:43,680 --> 01:44:44,900
- - Terrible for you.
- - Okay.
- 1784
- 01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:46,365
- - Okay.
- - Great.
- 1785
- 01:44:47,360 --> 01:44:49,840
- Ooh. It smells like
- cherries and vanilla.
- 1786
- 01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:51,047
- Okay, repeat after me.
- 1787
- 01:44:51,200 --> 01:44:52,884
- "I..." Sing your name.
- 1788
- 01:44:53,320 --> 01:44:54,260
- I...
- 1789
- 01:44:54,360 --> 01:44:55,420
- Emily...
- 1790
- 01:44:55,520 --> 01:44:56,660
- Okay.
- 1791
- 01:44:56,760 --> 01:44:59,684
- "Promise to uphold the ideals
- of a Bella woman forever."
- 1792
- 01:44:59,840 --> 01:45:02,411
- Promise to uphold the ideals
- of a Bella woman forever.
- 1793
- 01:45:02,560 --> 01:45:04,085
- And that's it.
- That's the end of the speech.
- 1794
- 01:45:04,240 --> 01:45:06,561
- Nothing weird happens after that.
- 1795
- 01:45:06,720 --> 01:45:07,881
- These are for you.
- 1796
- 01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:09,565
- Don't go in the basement, it's haunted.
- 1797
- 01:45:10,040 --> 01:45:10,980
- Wait!
- 1798
- 01:45:11,080 --> 01:45:12,491
- One last thing.
- 1799
- 01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:14,529
- Yes, every Bella must christen the house
- 1800
- 01:45:14,680 --> 01:45:16,409
- by sliding down the staircase.
- 1801
- 01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:19,201
- Seriously?
- 1802
- 01:45:19,360 --> 01:45:20,964
- - It's tradition.
- - Yeah.
- 1803
- 01:45:21,120 --> 01:45:23,088
- Don't worry. I'll show you.
- 1804
- 01:45:25,560 --> 01:45:27,210
- Behold!
- 1805
- 01:45:35,400 --> 01:45:37,084
- Crushed it.
- 1806
- 01:45:37,560 --> 01:45:38,607
- Good form.
- 1807
- 01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:41,250
- Now I'm ready to move on.
- 1808
- 01:45:42,800 --> 01:45:44,245
- Legacy, you're up.
- 1809
- 01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:49,361
- All right, I'm ready.
- 1810
- 01:45:50,280 --> 01:45:51,441
- Let's do this!
- 1811
- 01:48:25,200 --> 01:48:26,140
- Yes!
- 1812
- 01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:34,980
- You can't!
- 1813
- 01:48:35,080 --> 01:48:38,084
- You can't turn back around.
- That's not part of the rules! That's not...
- 1814
- 01:48:38,760 --> 01:48:39,761
- That bad?
- 1815
- 01:48:49,760 --> 01:48:50,761
- Thank you so much, Pharrell.
- 1816
- 01:49:00,440 --> 01:49:01,805
- Adam, turn around!
- 1817
- 01:49:01,960 --> 01:49:04,122
- Everybody's doing it, baby!
- They love me!
- 1818
- 01:49:04,280 --> 01:49:06,442
- America loves me!
- 1819
- 01:49:15,800 --> 01:49:17,370
- And I give myself to you!
- 1820
- 01:49:17,480 --> 01:49:20,006
- And you! And you! And you!
- 1821
- 01:49:20,160 --> 01:49:21,525
- And you, America!
- 1822
- 01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:24,401
- Whoo!
- 1823
- 01:49:30,480 --> 01:49:31,940
- - Hey, man.
- - Yes. Yes, Blake.
- 1824
- 01:49:32,040 --> 01:49:33,166
- What's your name, brother?
- 1825
- 01:49:33,360 --> 01:49:36,060
- I don't even know right now!
- 1826
- 01:49:36,160 --> 01:49:37,380
- Hey, just do me a favor, man.
- 1827
- 01:49:37,480 --> 01:49:41,371
- Please, under no circumstances,
- choose me for your coach.
- 1828
- 01:49:41,480 --> 01:49:43,608
- - I just want to put that out there.
- - Okay.
- 1829
- 01:49:43,720 --> 01:49:47,167
- So, you have a lot of personality.
- And I love that.
- 1830
- 01:49:47,520 --> 01:49:48,806
- Thank you.
- 1831
- 01:49:48,960 --> 01:49:51,850
- You're interesting,
- and I can work with interesting.
- 1832
- 01:49:53,800 --> 01:49:56,690
- All of the coaches at my disposal,
- 1833
- 01:49:56,840 --> 01:49:59,260
- I'm gonna have to choose
- 1834
- 01:49:59,360 --> 01:50:00,361
- Christina!
- 1835
- 01:50:00,920 --> 01:50:01,921
- Whoo!
- 1836
- 01:50:03,000 --> 01:50:04,001
- Yay!
- 1837
- 01:50:05,320 --> 01:50:06,380
- This is awesome!
- 1838
- 01:50:06,480 --> 01:50:07,580
- - Thank you so much.
- - You're welcome.
- 1839
- 01:50:07,680 --> 01:50:09,091
- Oh, my God.
- 1840
- 01:50:09,560 --> 01:50:11,540
- Whoa! Okay, okay, okay.
- 1841
- 01:50:11,640 --> 01:50:13,210
- - Thank you.
- - Okay.
- 1842
- 01:50:13,840 --> 01:50:15,569
- Thank you so much.
- 1843
- 01:50:15,800 --> 01:50:17,723
- Aah! Besties!
- 1844
- 01:50:17,920 --> 01:50:20,002
- Hey, Mom! Hey.
- 1845
- 01:50:20,160 --> 01:50:21,525
- Hey, Amy!
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