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- >Twilight Sparkle and Spike were making their way to Anon's house at the edge of Everfree Forest
- >She hasn't seen Anon in two weeks and while she doesn't care much for him, she is slightly worried
- >"Ugh, Twilight why do we have to do this again? I was supposed to help Rari--"
- "Spike! Anonymous has come to the library to check out a book every other day for an entire month! Then one day he stopped! Something has to be wrong"
- >"Maybe he got tired of reading?"
- "Nobody gets tired of reading, Spike! Maybe tired of a subject..."
- >She trailed off, unable to wrap her mind around the assumption
- >They reached his house a few moments later, timberwolf howls echoing from the forest
- >Spike shivered and took a step closer to Twilight
- >"We shouldn't take too long, it's going to be night soon"
- >Twilight rolled her eyes
- "It's noon, Spike"
- >She knocks her hoof to the door, not expecting an answer
- >But to her surprise, there is some rustling from within then the door creeks open
- >Sure enough, Anon is home
- >He's wearing only sweatpants, drying off his body with a towel
- >Twilight swallowed, her thoughts a little foggy all of a sudden
- >When did he get so...tall?
- >"Hi Twilight. Spike. What brings you guys out here?"
- >Twilight was staring, a light blush creeping on her cheeks
- >Spike, on the other hand, heard another howl and grabbed Twilight's back leg
- >That snapped her out of it, at the very least
- "Ahhhhnon! I haven't seen you at the library I was worried about you!"
- >He nodded and tossed the towel over his shoulder
- >Twilight swallowed when she saw his muscles flex ever so slightly
- >"Sorry Twilight I've--"
- >Just then, Anon is pushed slightly aside and Cheerilee slowly trots through the door
- >Her mane is messy and she seems a little embarrassed when she sees Twilight and Spike
- "Ms. Cheerilee? Isn't today a schoolday?"
- >Cheerilee scratched the back of her head and chuckled nervously
- >"Twilight, funny to see you out here...oh my stars, you're right, gotta go!"
- >Cheerilee galloped off without another word
- >Spike watched Cheerilee run off then looked back to Anon
- >Was he and Ms. Cheerilee special somepo---mans?
- >"Sorry, anyhow, I've just been busy with other projects. Haven't had much time to read."
- >Twilight nodded and wiped some sweat from her brow
- >When did it get so warm out?
- "It's ok, I'm just glad everything is..."
- >She stopped when Anon was pushed roughly aside and Berry Punch found her way through the door
- >Anon smirked and swatted her rear as she left
- >She yelped and blushed, giving him bedroom eyes and licking her lips before trotting away
- >Spike, again, did a double take
- >Cheerilee AND Berry Punch!?
- "...fine"
- >Twilight cleared her throat and it was Anon's turn to blush
- "I guess this means you've moved past being a stranger around town"
- >"You could say that."
- >There was an awkward silence
- >Twilight was slightly angry, she might not have liked Anon much but she had some respect for him as a fellow bookworm
- >To think he'd been giving up reading to sleep with mares?!
- >But for all her anger, something was tugging at her instincts and causing her eyes to betray her
- >She couldn't keep her gaze focused on his face, they kept drifting lower
- >His naked torso, the leftover dampness from his shower
- >Had a Timberwolf not howled at that exact moment, her gawking would have gone a little lower
- >Spike is again startled, and this time he runs between her and Anon
- >"You scared of Timberwolves, little guy?"
- >Spike shakes his head no but he wasn't fooling anyone
- >"Don't be, you're a dragon right? Use your fire breath on them. Heck, they're more afraid of you, I bet"
- >Spike blinked and looked up to the human
- >"Really? You think they'd actually be scared of--"
- >Spike lifted from the ground and landed on Twilight's back with a thump
- "That'll be all, sorry to bother you, Anonymous!"
- >Twilight yelled as she trotted away
- >"You think he means that? You think my fire breath could beat a timberwolf?"
- "You're a dragon Spike, not a big jerk!"
- >"Wha...?"
- "How could he turn into such a sleazy, inconsiderate, tall, handsome, muscular jerk!?"
- >Spike was beyond confused now
- >Twilight didn't notice or didn't care, only continued to rant
- "When did he get so tall, Spike? Who does he think he is?!"
- * * *
- >Be Anonymous
- >Close the door and lock it tight behind you
- >Almost got caught
- >Not because of the mares either...
- "They're all gone, Ditto, you can come out"
- >Your pantry door opens and a changeling drone click-clacks out
- >He's sucking on one of Twist's peppermints
- "Not cool dude"
- >"What? Sure she's underage but love is---"
- "Not that, don't go using your hocus pocus on Twilight Sparkle!"
- >"Why not? She totally digs you!"
- "She's a basket case! Plus she's Princess Celestia's protege. You're trying NOT to get caught remember?"
- >"Oh damn, my bad..."
- >You pat him on the head and his wings buzz
- "It's alright buddy, you didn't know. Sides thanks to you--"
- >"--two mares at the same time!"
- "They were sisters too, that's like almost twins!"
- >You fistpump his hoof...thing
- >What an insane two weeks it's been
- >Once the changeling had healed up, he showed you his powers
- >After about the tenth transformation, you started calling him Ditto
- >Not a very inspired name but screw it, not like pokemon existed in Equestria
- >He eventually settled on a blue unicorn with a star for a cutie mark
- >As generic as he could make it, he told you, so nobody would really notice him
- >It was nice that he could come to town with you, and who knew he'd turn out to be the greatest wingman of all time
- >Ditto felt like he owed you a favor for helping him, and you really needed some social time, so the two of you hit up a local club
- >The last time you did this, you sat alone, the ponies seemed unnerved by you, and the cider you managed to get had to be some of the crap Flim and Flam left behind
- >With Ditto though, one pony trusting you was all it took for the rest to treat you with some respect
- >So you two chatted, drank some cider at the bar, had a good night
- >Then the strangest thing happened
- >A mare named Derpy Hooves sat next to you
- >She talked to you, laughed at your jokes, tried to give you bedroom eyes (though her attempts were arguably cuter) and was very pleasant to you
- >You chalked it up to the cider but fuck it you were a man and you knew where this was going
- >Sure enough, she accepted the invite back to your place, and you did what any guy with 10 beers in him would
- >Even the fact she was a small horse didn't bother you anymore, your body was starving for this
- >Thankfully you were out in the middle of nowhere or the entire town would have heard you both
- >Come sunrise the next day she left in a hurry, saying something about needed to deliver the mail
- >"Sorry bout that, dude"
- >Ditto was in the doorway, in his changeling form, his horn glowing green
- >Similar energy was lifting off your clothes, the sheets, anything Derpy and you had been intimate on
- >"She was a bit of a ditz but I'm not at full speed yet. But damn, this is some strong stuff! You both needed a good roll around the sheets, eh?"
- "Wait, are you saying you forced her to fuck me?"
- >"Naw dude, my magic doesn't work that way. It only amplifies what's already there. Guess she had a thing for ya. When I left went to the bathroom and gave her a 'boost' heh heh"
- >You scratch your chin and consider this
- >On one hand it seemed kinda wrong
- >But on the other...
- "How many other mares in there would have done that if you were at 100%?"
- >"Dude! All of them! They think you're like exotic or something. I never saw anything like that before!"
- "So...we could literally fuck every mare in town?"
- >"You can, I'll line 'em up, you knock 'em down, buddy!"
- >He pauses
- >"Except the lesbians, of course"
- >That was two weeks ago
- >And sure enough every night since, a different mare has come home with you
- >You'd start the night the same, bullshitting and chilling with Ditto
- >Then he'd go to use the bathroom and a mare would take his place
- >Every night since the first, the mare has gotten hotter (by pony standards anyhow) and more aggressive
- >The night before last Flitter nearly blew you right under the table, Ditto sitting right across snickering at how easy this was
- >Too easy, you told him later, and asked he spread the power out a little
- >While it was hot as fuck having a pony trying to bite your pants off, it was getting a little conspicuous and dangerous
- >He took spreading it out as "more than one mare" so last night you came home with Cheerilee and Berry Punch
- >Though part of you wondered if he even bothered casting spells on Berry and she had just tagged along for a good dicking
- >She certainly hogged it when she could, Cheerilee being more about instructing you while you used your mouth on her
- >Teacher never change
- >Which brings you back to the present
- >Seems your nightly adventures have been catching up with you in more than one way
- >Twilight coming to look wasn't even the worst of it
- >Money was getting tighter, you hadn't done an oddjob for Fluttershy or Applejack since you met Ditto, and going out every single night was expensive
- >A few of the mares have come by during the day as well, trying to win you over into a life of boring monogamy
- >At least they brought food when they did, which helped with the money problems
- >Pony cooking was hit or miss but lunch was lunch
- >Not everyone could cast a spell on a sex-stained room and get an entire days worth of energy
- >But not all the consequences were bad
- >All the sex was certainly having a good effect on your body
- >You were no slouch before but you needed a little work only continuous activity like that could bring
- >Plus it did wonders for your self esteem
- >Women fawning over you left and right was awesome, the hell with that twilight zone that said otherwise
- >"We going out tonight braw?"
- >Ditto was on his favorite spot of the couch, rubbing his belly like he just finished an entire cake
- >He healed nicely, not that you knew what a healthy changeling looked like, but his chitin was shiny and his leg hole things seemed to have shrunk considerably
- >His magic was much stronger as well, he warned you Twilight was on the way before you could even see her out the window
- >The only reason he hadn't changed into a pony was he was afraid Twilight might notice the magical burst from the house
- >But Twilight was long gone and Ditto was waiting for an answer
- >He's not gonna like what he hears
- "I don't think so, I'm broke and my hips feel like they're gonna shatter if I get tag teamed again"
- >He frowned and chittered something in his language
- >A swear of some kind, you guessed from his expression
- >"Weak man, weak. How am I supposed to eat?"
- "You've been eating pretty damned good since ya got here, buddy. You can survive one night to let the skin on my cock heal."
- >"Fine, you win. What's the plan then?"
- "Gotta work, need to fuck up some other muscles"
- >He doesn't seem all that interested but he agreed to come and use his fake unicorn magic when he could
- >Back in his unicorn form, him and you walked to Sweet Apple Acres, him making a game of looking to a mare and you guessing a number of how bad they wanna bang you from 1 to 10
- >You had just guessed wrong for BonBon when you reached AJ's stand at the market
- >You and Apple loving southern pony have a quick chat, she agrees to pay you and Ditto a bit per tree if you helped Big Mac with the East Fields
- >You both spit and shake on it, sealing the deal
- >As you walk away, you lean to Ditto and whisper "8"
- >He laughs
- >"Unless you're gonna lie and tell her you grow from an apple tree, you're at 2 with her. That's being nice. "
- "Why does that make me wanna bang her more?"
- >"I dunno, you humans have weird emotions, bro. "
- >You two get there, get the nod from Big Mac, and get to work
- >Ditto is no Twilight Sparkle but he can clear one tree at a time while you carried the buckets to a cart for Big Mac to haul
- >By sunset you made about 60 bits give or take, which should get you through the rest of the week
- >Big Mac paid up without even questioning how many trees you cleared
- >Feels nice to be trusted, especially when you're harboring a changeling in plain sight
- >Speaking of which, Ditto was eyeing the fat bag of money and nodding toward town
- >"You sure you don't wanna go out tonight? Ya know, after a hard day's work maybe Applejack will find you a little more attractive and bang! That cabin'll be a-rocking!"
- "Tomorrow, we'll do this again then I'll take my shirt off in front of her"
- >"Deal! So what are we gonna do then?"
- >You sigh
- >The other problem all the activity has gotten you was no hunting
- >You haven't had a good meal in awhile
- >And the only way you're gonna get any protein without a trip into Everfree Forest...
- "We gotta visit Fluttershy, I need to buy some eggs"
- >"Oh, good luck! I'll meet ya home, boss"
- >He gallops off
- >He's convinced Fluttershy's rabbit has him made and refuses to come with you when you go there for food
- >It was only one time since but that's all it took
- >Trudging along by yourself now, you notice something in the corner of your eye
- >Too small to be a pony, you tense a little and pick up your pace
- >It follows, keeping about 5 meters between the two of you and always darting behind an apple tree when you turn around
- >Definitely being stalked
- >You pluck an apple from a tree and start walking again
- >After a few minutes, you spin around in a hurry and hurl the apple at you potential assailant, steeling yourself for a fight once it--
- >"OW!"
- >--yelps and falls to the ground?
- "Spike?"
- >Sure enough, sprawled spread eagle on his back was the purple dragon assistant of Twilight Sparkle
- >"That hurt, Anon!"
- >You lean down and help him up, brushing some applesauce from his head
- "Why are you following me?"
- >He rubs his head
- >"I wasn't following I was trying to think of how to ask you something!"
- "Spill it, then"
- >"Oh...well I...gimme like 10 more minutes?"
- >You sigh and he chuckles nervously
- "One condition. You gotta buy a dozen eggs from Fluttershy"
- >"Huh? Why?"
- "Long story, I'll tell you on the way"
- >So you tell him about the chickens and how angel hates your friend
- >He seems stuck on one small detail though
- >"So you ATE the chickens, Anon!?"
- "I ate ONE chicken, Spike. Griffins eat fish, don't they?"
- >"Yea but...you're not a griffin. You're a....well.."
- "Exactly. Anyhow, we're here."
- >You hand him the bits and he runs off
- >What the heck could he want?
- >Twilight probably sent him to spy on you and he couldn't think of a good cover in time
- >If that's the case, better to let him spy on you and stay away from Ditto for the time being
- >Ditto eventually told you about the wedding in Canterlot so you know Twilight would be especially angry if she found out a changeling was living right under her nose
- >You were pretty peeved when he explained it
- >Sure he was your friend but trying to take over an entire country to sap love is messed up no matter how you slice it
- >Funny thing was, he said since he was injured and away from Chrysalis, he doesn't feel so compelled to do what she said
- >You guessed it was some kind of magic or pheromones or something if she really was the queen of their hive, like an insect
- >But who knew for sure?
- >As you thought about this, Spike was running back from Fluttershy's, carton of eggs in his claws along with the bits
- >Lucky break, she gave him the eggs for free!
- >But before he reaches you, he trips and the carton goes flying
- >You weren't close enough to catch it and five of the eggs meet an unfortunate end
- >"Sorry, Anon...but hey they were free right?"
- >Can't argue with that really
- >Collecting up the eggs that survived the trip, Spike starts following you to your house
- >"Fluttershy says Twilight hasn't gotten a dozen eggs since she moved in, I wish I wasn't so--"
- "Spike, what do you really want? Did Twilight send you to spy on me?"
- >"NO! She doesn't even know I'm here!"
- "Then, what is it?"
- >"Do you think maybe we could...ya know, hang out? Like you and Ditto do?"
- "Spike you're not old enough to go out--"
- >"Not like that! You guys just hang out all the time! Today you were bucking apples together! I don't...really have any friends ya know? Friends that aren't...well"
- "Chicks?"
- >"Yea, it gets old being around girls ALL THE TIME!"
- >He kicks a cloud of dirt into the air
- >You get down on your knee so you're more at his level
- >Even so, you tower a good foot over the little dragon
- "You sure you wanna be my friend? Ponies might be ok with me now but I'm still not the most liked guy out there. Wouldn't you rather hang out with like Big Mac or maybe Caramel?"
- >"Naw, they're still ponies. Everything I do with them Twilight will find out. Plus...ya know you, and me we're both..."
- "Different?"
- >"Yea"
- >You knew that feel all too well
- >You've known it ever since you arrived
- >It's probably worse for a dragon, at least humans didn't grow up to be ferocious fire breathing...wait a minute...
- >That's a pretty cool friend to have, even if he was only a little kid now
- >He'll grow up eventually right?
- >Maybe having Spike around won't be so bad after all
- "Alright you can hang out with us just don't be telling Twilight, she'll be over here with a book on peer pressure or some shit"
- >"Really? You really mean it! Thanks Anon!"
- >He lurches forward to hug you but you back up
- "Alright first rule, no hugging, we're not ponies"
- >"Right right, sorry, old habit! Gonna make sure to write down to break it"
- >He pulls out a notepad and a quill and starts scribbling
- "Just come on inside, sure I have milk or a pop or something around"
- >You unlatch the door and let yourself in, Spike following behind with his face obscured by his parchment
- >"Hey dude, ah yea you got eggs? Sweet man, save the shells for--"
- "DITTO!"
- >"What? Chickens aren't the most..."
- >Ditto is in his normal changeling form
- >Spike is speechless and wide eyed, frozen in place
- "Fuck..."
- >You quickly slam the door shut and lock it before Spike comes back to earth
- >"Why didn't you tell me you had him with you?!"
- "You said you can sense when I'm with someone!"
- >"SomePONY! My magic doesn't work on dragons!"
- "How the hell was I supposed to know that?!"
- >"I...shut up! Everyone knows that!"
- >Amid your arguing, Spike points with his quill
- >"There's a changeling, Anon!"
- "I know, Spike!"
- >"I'll get Twilight! She'll---"
- >You stand between him and the door
- >"What are you doing!? We have to tell her before...oh man! Your friend must be in trouble too! Come on, Anon! We can take him! You said my firebreath was--"
- >You shove a hand over his mouth
- >Not your brightest move if he picked right then start breathing fire but you had to risk it
- >The cat was out of the bag, so to speak, so least you can do is hope Spike was serious when he said he wanted to be friends with the two of you
- >He's not trying to scream or run so might as well let him in on the little secret
- "Show him"
- >"You sure?"
- >Ditto scratches his head and eyes Spike nervously
- "I trust him. Spike, you're a cool guy, right?"
- >Spike does his best to nod with your hands around his mouth
- >"Alright, you're the boss"
- >Ditto takes a few steps backward
- >The floor glows green and a burst of changeling magic envelops him
- >In a flash, the black looking locust pony is gone and in his place was a very generic looking blue unicorn
- >Spike gasped and muffled something through your hand
- >Right before he went limp and landed flat on his back
- "....Spike?"
- >You wave your hands and snap your fingers above his head
- >He doesn't stir
- >"...Did he just faint?"
- "I think so...he really wasn't kidding when he said he hung around women too much"
- >He's twitching a little but from what you could tell he's fine
- >At least, you hope he's fine, who the heck knows
- >Not dragon-kinds greatest moment no matter how you look at it
- >Ditto pokes his head over Spike's body, nudges him with a hoof, then looks to you with a smirk on his face
- >"Let's draw shit on him! I'll find a sharpie!"
- >You scratch your head and shrug
- "Fuck it, why not?"
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