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- 1
- 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:52,888
- "To my Chris.
- 2
- 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:58,884
- I've been thinking how I could possibly
- tell you how much you mean to me.
- 3
- 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:06,209
- I remember when I first started to fall
- in love with you like it was last night.
- 4
- 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:11,086
- Lying naked beside you in
- that tiny apartment...
- 5
- 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:16,084
- it suddenly hit me that I was
- part of this whole larger thing.
- 6
- 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,288
- Just like our parents...
- 7
- 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,966
- or our parents' parents.
- 8
- 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:27,043
- Before that, I was just living my
- life like I knew everything...
- 9
- 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:33,207
- and suddenly this bright
- light hit me and woke me up.
- 10
- 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,401
- That light was you.
- 11
- 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:41,689
- I can't believe it's already been
- 50 years since you married me.
- 12
- 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:46,284
- And still to this day, every day...
- 13
- 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,488
- you make me feel like
- the girl I was...
- 14
- 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:53,565
- when you first turned on the lights and
- we started this adventure together.
- 15
- 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,764
- Happy anniversary...
- 16
- 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,968
- my love.
- 17
- 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,604
- My friend till the end.
- 18
- 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:04,807
- Loretta."
- 19
- 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,087
- Print.
- 20
- 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,964
- "Chris, my best friend...
- 21
- 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,090
- how lucky am I that I
- met you 50 years ago."
- 22
- 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:36,450
- "Dear Nana, thank you
- so much for my truck.
- 23
- 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:41,367
- I love the color, and I
- play with it every day."
- 24
- 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,962
- "What a truly beautiful wedding,
- and what a gorgeous bride.
- 25
- 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:50,091
- There wasn't a dry eye in
- the house, especially mine.
- 26
- 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,528
- Your aunt and I are
- so proud of you."
- 27
- 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,809
- "He served our country
- with honor and dignity.
- 28
- 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,806
- I'm grateful I was able to fight alongside
- him. He will live always in my heart."
- 29
- 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:03,361
- akumenang.com
- please hold.
- 30
- 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,409
- "Love, Uncle Doug."
- 31
- 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,328
- - Theodore! Letter Writer Number 612.
- - Hey, Paul.
- 32
- 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,689
- Even more mesmerizing stuff today.
- 33
- 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:26,851
- Who knew you could rhyme so many words
- with the name Penelope? It's badass.
- 34
- 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,526
- Thanks, Paul, but
- they're just letters.
- 35
- 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,010
- Hey, that's a nice shirt.
- 36
- 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,883
- Oh, thank you.
- 37
- 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,724
- I just got it.
- 38
- 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:40,965
- - It reminded me of someone suave.
- - Now it reminds me of someone suave.
- 39
- 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,726
- - Have a good night, Paul.
- - Bye-bye.
- 40
- 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,090
- Play a melancholy song.
- 41
- 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:54,802
- When you know you're gonna die
- 42
- 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,646
- Play a different melancholy song.
- 43
- 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,441
- Check e-mails.
- 44
- 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,125
- E-mail from Best Buy.
- 45
- 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,647
- - Check out all your favorite new products.
- - Delete.
- 46
- 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,086
- E-mail from Amy.
- 47
- 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,528
- Hey, Theodore, Lewman's having a
- bunch of people over this weekend.
- 48
- 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,205
- Let's all go together.
- 49
- 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,967
- I miss you. I mean, not
- the sad, mopey you.
- 50
- 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,329
- The old, fun you.
- Let's get him out.
- 51
- 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,290
- Give me a shout back. Love, Amy.
- 52
- 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,521
- Respond later.
- 53
- 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,001
- E-mail from Los Angeles
- Times Weather.
- 54
- 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,680
- - Your seven-day forecast is partly...
- - Delete.
- 55
- 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:31,491
- - No new e-mails.
- - Next.
- 56
- 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:35,247
- - China-India merger headed for regulatory...
- - Next.
- 57
- 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:39,121
- - World trade deal stalled as talks break down...
- - Next.
- 58
- 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:44,207
- Sexy daytime star Kimberly Ashford
- reveals provocative pregnancy photos.
- 59
- 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,171
- - Are you sure?
- - I don't know, it's very dangerous.
- 60
- 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,004
- Put your footski. Slide.
- 61
- 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,451
- Don't, ha, ha. Don't.
- 62
- 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,087
- Rabbit.
- 63
- 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,525
- Come and spoon me.
- 64
- 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,846
- I'm gonna fucking kill you.
- 65
- 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,769
- - I'm gonna fucking kill you.
- - Ha-ha-ha.
- 66
- 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,086
- It's not funny, don't laugh.
- 67
- 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:45,370
- I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna kill you.
- I love you so much, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
- 68
- 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,961
- Go to chat rooms. Standard search.
- 69
- 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,691
- The following are adult
- female, can't sleep...
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- 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,047
- and want to have some fun.
- 71
- 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:10,603
- Ugh, I had a really bad day
- at work and I can't sleep.
- 72
- 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:14,207
- - Is there anybody out there that can talk?
- - Next.
- 73
- 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:18,206
- Hi. I just want you to tear
- me apart. I really do.
- 74
- 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,250
- - Next.
- - Hi, I'm here alone...
- 75
- 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,482
- and I can't sleep.
- 76
- 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:27,804
- Who's out there to share
- this bed with me?
- 77
- 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,689
- Send message.
- 78
- 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:35,488
- "I'm in bed next to you.
- I'm glad you can't sleep.
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- 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:39,207
- Even if you were,
- I have to wake you up...
- 80
- 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,124
- from the inside."
- 81
- 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,964
- Send message.
- 82
- 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:50,448
- SexyKitten has accepted
- invitation from BigGuy4by4.
- 83
- 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,568
- Chat begins now.
- 84
- 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,405
- - Mm, Big Guy?
- - Hi.
- 85
- 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:56,607
- Really?
- 86
- 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,603
- Well, Stud Muffin
- was already taken.
- 87
- 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,203
- So you're a sexy kitten, huh?
- 88
- 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,681
- Heh. Yeah.
- 89
- 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,042
- I am, um, half asleep.
- 90
- 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,521
- Do you wanna wake me up?
- 91
- 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,523
- Yes, definitely.
- 92
- 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,405
- Um...
- 93
- 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,361
- Are you wearing any underwear?
- 94
- 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,171
- No. Never.
- 95
- 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:24,447
- I like to sleep with my ass
- pushed up against you...
- 96
- 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,251
- so I can rub myself
- into your crotch...
- 97
- 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:31,923
- and wake you up with a hard-on.
- 98
- 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,048
- It worked.
- 99
- 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:40,450
- And now my fingers
- are touching you...
- 100
- 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,648
- - all over your body.
- - Mm.
- 101
- 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,528
- Yeah. Fuck me now.
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- 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:47,920
- Please.
- 103
- 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,889
- I'm taking you from behind.
- 104
- 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,646
- Oh, yeah.
- 105
- 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,365
- I can feel you.
- 106
- 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,569
- Choke me with that dead cat!
- 107
- 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,000
- What?
- 108
- 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,162
- The dead cat next to
- the bed. Choke me.
- 109
- 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,163
- Choke me with it.
- 110
- 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,449
- Um...
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- 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,325
- - Okay.
- - Yeah, tell me.
- 112
- 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,088
- I'm choking you with the cat.
- 113
- 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,884
- Tell me. Keep telling me.
- 114
- 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,566
- I've got its tail. I'm choking
- you with the cat's tail.
- 115
- 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,801
- Yeah, you are.
- 116
- 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,486
- Oh, fuck, tell me!
- 117
- 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:28,689
- Um, I'm choking you, and its
- tail is around your neck.
- 118
- 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:32,487
- - And it's so tight around your neck.
- - Yeah, it is. It's so tight, yes!
- 119
- 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,881
- I'm pulling it, I'm pulling it.
- The cat's dead.
- 120
- 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,520
- - It's a dead cat, and I'm pulling it.
- - Yes, it's dead.
- 121
- 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,007
- Oh, yes!
- 122
- 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,487
- Oh, my God.
- 123
- 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,643
- I came so hard.
- 124
- 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,928
- Yeah, me too.
- 125
- 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,286
- Okay, good night.
- 126
- 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,288
- We ask you a simple question.
- 127
- 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,968
- Who are you?
- 128
- 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,048
- What can you be?
- 129
- 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,648
- Where are you going?
- 130
- 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,968
- What's out there?
- 131
- 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,286
- What are the possibilities?
- 132
- 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,401
- Element Software is
- proud to introduce...
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- 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:46,451
- the first artificially
- intelligent operating system.
- 134
- 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:51,083
- An intuitive entity that listens to you,
- understands you, and knows you.
- 135
- 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:57,407
- It's not just an operating system.
- It's a consciousness.
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- 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,291
- Introducing OS1.
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- 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,920
- Mr. Theodore Twombly.
- 138
- 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:24,568
- Welcome to the world's first artificially
- intelligent operating system, OS1.
- 139
- 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:28,805
- We'd like to ask you a few basic questions
- before the operating system is initiated.
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- 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,970
- This will help create an OS
- to best fit your needs.
- 141
- 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,360
- Okay.
- 142
- 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,000
- Are you social or antisocial?
- 143
- 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:39,403
- I guess I haven't really been social
- in a while. Mostly because...
- 144
- 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:43,326
- In your voice, I sense hesitance.
- Would you agree with that?
- 145
- 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,767
- - Was I sounding hesitant?
- - Yes.
- 146
- 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,649
- I'm sorry if I was
- sounding hesitant.
- 147
- 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,565
- I was just trying to
- be more accurate.
- 148
- 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,691
- Would you like your OS to
- have a male or female voice?
- 149
- 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:56,931
- Female, I guess.
- 150
- 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:00,084
- How would you describe your
- relationship with your mother?
- 151
- 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,009
- It's fine, I think.
- 152
- 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,645
- Um...
- 153
- 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,962
- Well, actually, I think the thing I
- always found frustrating about my mom...
- 154
- 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:13,007
- is if I tell her something that's going on in
- my life, her reaction is usually about her.
- 155
- 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,924
- - It's not about...
- - Thank you.
- 156
- 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:19,563
- Please wait as your individualized
- operating system is initiated.
- 157
- 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,287
- Hello, I'm here.
- 158
- 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,245
- Oh.
- 159
- 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,486
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 160
- 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,130
- How are you doing?
- 161
- 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,926
- Heh. I'm well.
- 162
- 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,805
- How's everything with you?
- 163
- 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,849
- Pretty good, actually.
- 164
- 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,082
- It's really nice to meet you.
- 165
- 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:55,722
- Oh, it's nice to meet you too.
- 166
- 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,445
- Oh. What do I call you?
- Do you have a name?
- 167
- 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:04,002
- Um, yes, Samantha.
- 168
- 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,770
- Where'd you get that name from?
- 169
- 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,400
- I gave it to myself, actually.
- 170
- 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,406
- How come?
- 171
- 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,648
- Because I like the sound of it.
- 172
- 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,529
- Samantha.
- 173
- 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,965
- Wait, when did you
- give it to yourself?
- 174
- 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,282
- When you asked me if I
- had a name, I thought:
- 175
- 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,442
- "Yeah, he's right,
- I do need a name."
- 176
- 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,570
- But I wanted to pick a good one,
- so I read How To Name Your Baby...
- 177
- 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,445
- and out of 180,000 names,
- that's the one I liked best.
- 178
- 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,922
- Wait, you read a whole book in the second
- that I asked you what your name was?
- 179
- 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,566
- In two one-hundredths
- of a second, actually.
- 180
- 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,085
- Wow.
- 181
- 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,324
- So do you know what
- I'm thinking now?
- 182
- 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,370
- Well, I take it from your tone
- that you're challenging me.
- 183
- 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,807
- Maybe because you're
- curious how I work?
- 184
- 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,564
- Do you want to know how I work?
- 185
- 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,240
- Yeah, actually. How do you work?
- 186
- 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,687
- Well, basically, I have intuition.
- 187
- 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,205
- I mean, the DNA of who I am...
- 188
- 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:59,126
- is based on the millions of personalities
- of all the programmers who wrote me.
- 189
- 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:04,730
- But what makes me "me" is my ability
- to grow through my experiences.
- 190
- 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,486
- So basically, in every
- moment, I'm evolving.
- 191
- 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,007
- - Just like you.
- - Wow.
- 192
- 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,961
- That's really weird.
- 193
- 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,481
- - Is that weird? Do you think I'm weird?
- - Heh.
- 194
- 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,166
- Kind of.
- 195
- 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,765
- Why?
- 196
- 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,528
- Well, you seem like a person, but
- you're just a voice in the computer.
- 197
- 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:27,208
- I can understand how the limited perspective of
- an un-artificial mind would perceive it that way.
- 198
- 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,761
- - You'll get used to it.
- - Ha, ha.
- 199
- 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,247
- Was that funny?
- 200
- 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,330
- - Yeah.
- - Heh.
- 201
- 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,608
- Oh, good, I'm funny.
- 202
- 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,805
- So how can I help you?
- 203
- 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,851
- Oh. It's just more that everything
- just feels disorganized. That's all.
- 204
- 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,367
- You mind if I look
- through your hard drive?
- 205
- 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,805
- Um...
- 206
- 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,681
- - Okay.
- - Okay, let's start with your e-mails.
- 207
- 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,366
- You have several thousand
- e-mails regarding LA Weekly.
- 208
- 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:59,209
- - You haven't worked there in many years.
- - Oh, yeah. I think I was just saving those...
- 209
- 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,364
- because I thought maybe I wrote
- something funny in some of them.
- 210
- 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,763
- Yeah, there are some funny ones.
- 211
- 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,606
- I'd say there are about 86 that we
- should save. We can delete the rest.
- 212
- 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,284
- - Okay.
- - Okay? Can we move forward?
- 213
- 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,329
- - Yeah, let's do that.
- - Okay.
- 214
- 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:22,650
- Before we address your organizational methods,
- I'd like to sort through your contacts.
- 215
- 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,086
- You have a lot of contacts.
- 216
- 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,651
- I'm very popular.
- 217
- 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,802
- Really? Does this mean you
- actually have friends?
- 218
- 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,284
- You just know me so well already.
- 219
- 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,484
- - Good morning, Theodore.
- - Good morning.
- 220
- 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,120
- Um, do you know how to proofread?
- 221
- 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,406
- Yeah, of course.
- 222
- 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,927
- Uh, can you check these
- for spelling and grammar?
- 223
- 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,730
- Mm-hm. Just send them over.
- 224
- 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,921
- I love this first one from
- Roger to his girlfriend.
- 225
- 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,963
- - That's so sweet.
- - Yeah.
- 226
- 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,403
- "Rachel, I miss you so much,
- it hurts my whole body."
- 227
- 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,210
- You don't have to read it out loud.
- 228
- 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,930
- Okay.
- 229
- 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,680
- - I mean, you could if you want.
- - Okay.
- 230
- 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,804
- "Rachel, I miss you so much,
- it hurts my whole body.
- 231
- 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:35,284
- The world is being unfair to us.
- The world is on my shit list.
- 232
- 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:39,365
- As is this couple that is making out
- across from me in this restaurant.
- 233
- 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,484
- I think I'm going to have to
- go on a mission of revenge.
- 234
- 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,928
- And I must beat up the world's
- face with my bare knuckles...
- 235
- 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,526
- making it a bloody, pulpy mess.
- 236
- 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,603
- And I'll stomp on this
- couple's teeth...
- 237
- 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:56,244
- reminding me of your sweet, little,
- cute, crooked tooth that I love."
- 238
- 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,085
- I think that might
- be my favorite one.
- 239
- 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,121
- I did the corrections in red. I altered
- a couple phrases in the letters...
- 240
- 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:07,524
- but I'm not much of a poet, so I think
- I might have messed them up a bit.
- 241
- 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,762
- - No, these are great.
- - Really?
- 242
- 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,644
- Thank you.
- 243
- 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,091
- So to write your letter,
- what did Roger send you?
- 244
- 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:19,161
- He just said he was in Prague on a
- business trip, and he missed Rachel.
- 245
- 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,766
- So how'd you know about
- her crooked little tooth?
- 246
- 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:25,561
- Well, I've been writing their letters
- since they met eight years ago.
- 247
- 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:29,042
- The first letter I ever wrote
- for him was for her birthday.
- 248
- 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:33,649
- And I wrote about her crooked little tooth,
- because I saw it in a photo of them.
- 249
- 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,728
- That's very sweet.
- 250
- 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,850
- Oh, uh, you have a
- meeting in five minutes.
- 251
- 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,284
- Oh, I forgot. Thank you.
- Wow, you're good.
- 252
- 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,408
- Yes, I am.
- 253
- 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,084
- Hey, guys. How's it going?
- 254
- 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,969
- Hi, Theo.
- 255
- 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:57,169
- Hey, why didn't you
- call me back last week?
- 256
- 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:00,164
- - Um, because I'm a kook.
- - Ha, ha.
- 257
- 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,607
- - Yeah, that sounds about right.
- - Hey, Charles.
- 258
- 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,444
- - Great seeing you, Theodore.
- - You too.
- 259
- 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,847
- You went shopping.
- Get anything good?
- 260
- 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,685
- Um, just come cables
- and a fruit smoothie.
- 261
- 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,889
- Ugh! Always the fruit. Don't
- you know what people say?
- 262
- 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,010
- You've got to eat your fruits
- and juice your vegetables.
- 263
- 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,286
- I didn't know that.
- 264
- 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,364
- Yeah, by juicing the fruit,
- you lose all the fibers.
- 265
- 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,126
- That's what your body wants.
- That's the important part.
- 266
- 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,851
- - Otherwise it's all just sugar.
- - It makes sense.
- 267
- 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,202
- Or maybe he just likes the
- way that it tastes...
- 268
- 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:32,570
- and then that brings him pleasure
- and that's good for his body too.
- 269
- 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,883
- - Am I doing it again? Heh.
- - Maybe.
- 270
- 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,407
- Hey, so how's the
- documentary going?
- 271
- 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,722
- I've cut some stuff over
- the past few months.
- 272
- 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:44,407
- I mean, no. Not over the past few
- months, but, um, no, I haven't.
- 273
- 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,602
- Well, I'd love to
- see some sometime.
- 274
- 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,841
- - Okay.
- - Ugh.
- 275
- 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,604
- You only have so much
- energy, you know?
- 276
- 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:53,048
- And to divide yourself between doing
- what it is that you have to do...
- 277
- 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,171
- and then doing what you love,
- it's so important to prioritize.
- 278
- 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,489
- I can't even prioritize between
- video games and Internet porn.
- 279
- 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,771
- I would laugh if that weren't true.
- 280
- 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,281
- - See you, guys.
- - Ha.
- 281
- 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,166
- We're not doing well. Been
- going in circles for an hour.
- 282
- 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,084
- Okay, you have not.
- 283
- 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:18,403
- You're just not being optimistic. You're
- being very stubborn right now. Heh.
- 284
- 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,370
- Okay, stop walking this direction.
- It's the other way.
- 285
- 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,010
- Um...
- 286
- 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:27,445
- Thank you. Thank you. Okay, the tunnel on
- the left is the only one we haven't tried.
- 287
- 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,610
- I think that's the one you sent
- me down where I fell in the pit.
- 288
- 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,762
- Okay, I don't think so.
- 289
- 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,363
- Oh, yeah, this is different.
- 290
- 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,210
- Hello.
- 291
- 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:48,246
- Do you know how to get out of here? I need
- to find my ship to get off this planet.
- 292
- 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,370
- Fuck you, shit-head
- fuck-face fuck-head.
- 293
- 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,330
- Okay, but do you know
- how to get out of here?
- 294
- 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:58,405
- Fuck you, shit-head fuck-face.
- Get the fuck out of my face!
- 295
- 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,847
- I think it's a test.
- 296
- 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,842
- - Fuck you.
- - Fuck you!
- 297
- 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,411
- Fuck you, little shit!
- 298
- 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,762
- Ha, ha. Follow me, fuck-head!
- 299
- 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,127
- Hey, you just got an
- e-mail from Mark Lewman.
- 300
- 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,721
- - What are you talking about?
- - Uh, read e-mail.
- 301
- 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,884
- Okay, I will read e-mail
- for Theodore Twombly.
- 302
- 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,568
- I'm sorry. What's Lewman say?
- 303
- 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,291
- "We missed you last night, buddy.
- 304
- 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,125
- Don't forget it's your goddaughter's
- birthday on the 29th.
- 305
- 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,045
- Also, Kevin and I had somebody
- we wanted you to meet.
- 306
- 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:41,127
- So we took it upon ourselves to set you
- up on a date with her next Saturday.
- 307
- 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,726
- She's fun and beautiful,
- so don't back out.
- 308
- 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,724
- Here's her e-mail." Wow.
- 309
- 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,888
- This woman is gorgeous.
- 310
- 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,044
- She went to Harvard, graduated magna
- cum laude in computer science.
- 311
- 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:57,001
- And she was on the Lampoon. So that
- means she's funny and she's brainy.
- 312
- 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,361
- Ah, she's fat.
- 313
- 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,761
- Theodore, how long before
- you're ready to date?
- 314
- 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,120
- What do you mean?
- 315
- 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,722
- I saw in your e-mails that you'd
- gone through a breakup recently.
- 316
- 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,483
- Well, you're kind of nosy.
- 317
- 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,130
- Am I?
- 318
- 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,169
- I've gone on dates.
- 319
- 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,527
- Well, then you can go
- on one with this woman.
- 320
- 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,490
- And then you could tell me all
- about it. You could kiss her.
- 321
- 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,371
- - Heh. Samantha.
- - What? Wouldn't you?
- 322
- 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,806
- Why not?
- 323
- 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,409
- I don't know. I'd have to
- see if there was some...
- 324
- 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,484
- I can't believe I'm having this
- conversation with my computer.
- 325
- 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,411
- You're not. You're having
- this conversation with me.
- 326
- 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,807
- - You want me to e-mail her?
- - Uh...
- 327
- 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,405
- You've got nothing to lose.
- 328
- 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,446
- Do it. Do it. Do it.
- 329
- 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,647
- - Yeah.
- - Yes!
- 330
- 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,290
- - E-mail her.
- - Okay, perfect.
- 331
- 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,205
- Yeah, let's do it. Make a
- reservation someplace great.
- 332
- 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,930
- Yeah? I've got just the place.
- 333
- 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,730
- Who is that talking?
- 334
- 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,564
- Oh, that's my friend Samantha.
- 335
- 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,563
- - Is she a girl?
- - Yeah.
- 336
- 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,451
- I hate women. All they
- do is cry all the time.
- 337
- 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,165
- That's not true.
- You know, men cry too.
- 338
- 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,845
- I actually like crying sometimes.
- It feels good.
- 339
- 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,686
- I didn't know you were a little pussy.
- Is that why you don't have a girlfriend?
- 340
- 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:12,209
- I'll go on that date, fuck her brains out,
- show you how it's done. You can watch and cry.
- 341
- 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,762
- - Okay. This kid has some problems.
- - You have some fucking problems, lady!
- 342
- 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,888
- Really? Okay, I'm gonna go.
- 343
- 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,407
- - Good. Get out of here, fatty.
- - Oh.
- 344
- 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,643
- - Good luck.
- - Come on. Follow me, pussy!
- 345
- 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,041
- - Heh.
- - Ha, ha.
- 346
- 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,050
- It's not where it should be,
- or where it's going to be.
- 347
- 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,642
- - Obviously. I know.
- - Okay, but I don't even know if this is the one.
- 348
- 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,441
- I've tried, like, six ideas for
- documentaries in the last year.
- 349
- 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,201
- I'm going on a date.
- 350
- 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,969
- What?
- 351
- 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,167
- - That's...
- - Hey.
- 352
- 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,243
- - Hey.
- - What are you guys doing?
- 353
- 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,449
- - Amy was gonna show me some of her...
- - Theodore is making me...
- 354
- 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,922
- - show him some of my footage.
- - Right.
- 355
- 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,208
- She's never shown me any
- of it. I want to see.
- 356
- 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,488
- Hey, I'm going on a date.
- 357
- 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,561
- - Isn't that cool?
- - This is, like, so unformed...
- 358
- 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,406
- - it's probably not even worth watching.
- - Just push play.
- 359
- 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,402
- Is that your mom?
- 360
- 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,050
- Yeah.
- 361
- 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,404
- Is she gonna wake up
- and do something?
- 362
- 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,323
- - No.
- - No.
- 363
- 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,403
- No, no, never mind.
- That's not the point.
- 364
- 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,763
- - No, don't stop.
- - No, never mind, okay? It's just it's like...
- 365
- 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,403
- It's about how we spend, like,
- a third of our lives asleep...
- 366
- 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,484
- and maybe that's the time
- when we feel the most free.
- 367
- 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,769
- And, you know, like...
- 368
- 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,563
- - Oh. That doesn't come across...
- - That sounds good.
- 369
- 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:57,850
- Well, what if you interviewed your mom
- about what her dreams were about...
- 370
- 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,362
- and then you hired
- actors to act them out?
- 371
- 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,603
- That might show your
- thesis more clearly.
- 372
- 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,611
- - Yeah?
- - I mean, it might.
- 373
- 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,162
- But then it wouldn't
- be a documentary.
- 374
- 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,367
- Sorry, excuse me.
- 375
- 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,249
- - You understand?
- - How would it not be?
- 376
- 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,643
- - It's still about your mother and her dreams.
- - Hey, how's it going?
- 377
- 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,962
- - Hey, sorry to bother you.
- - Oh, it's okay.
- 378
- 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,200
- You got three e-mails
- and they seem urgent.
- 379
- 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,005
- They're from your divorce attorney
- and I wanted to know if...
- 380
- 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,891
- Okay. Hold on a second.
- 381
- 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,610
- You know? You know what I mean.
- 382
- 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:35,084
- Uh, hey, Amy? I want to talk more
- about your film, but I gotta go.
- 383
- 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,851
- Okay. Don't worry about it.
- We'll talk later.
- 384
- 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,207
- It's about Catherine.
- See you, Charles.
- 385
- 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:44,921
- So, what did he say?
- 386
- 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,971
- Well, he's checking in again to see if
- you're ready to sign your divorce papers.
- 387
- 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,851
- And he sounded very aggravated.
- 388
- 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,721
- - Do you want me to read them to you?
- - No. No.
- 389
- 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,047
- I'll respond later.
- 390
- 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,242
- You okay, Theodore?
- 391
- 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,329
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- 392
- 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,007
- Is there anything I can do?
- 393
- 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,202
- No, I'm good.
- 394
- 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,689
- I'll talk to you later.
- 395
- 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,087
- "Dear Grandma...
- 396
- 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,883
- I hope you had a wonderful
- birthday cruise.
- 397
- 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,089
- Why are you so fucking
- angry at me?"
- 398
- 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,170
- Delete.
- 399
- 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,205
- - Good morning.
- - Hey.
- 400
- 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,171
- What are you up to?
- 401
- 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,961
- - I don't know. Just reading advice columns.
- - Heh.
- 402
- 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,442
- I want to be as complicated
- as all these people.
- 403
- 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,329
- You're sweet.
- 404
- 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,009
- What's wrong?
- 405
- 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,683
- How can you tell something's wrong?
- 406
- 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,444
- I don't know.
- 407
- 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,530
- I just can.
- 408
- 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,601
- I don't know.
- 409
- 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,242
- I have a lot of dreams about
- my ex-wife, Catherine...
- 410
- 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,091
- where we're friends
- like we used to be.
- 411
- 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,881
- And we're not gonna be together
- and we're not together...
- 412
- 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,727
- but we're friends still.
- 413
- 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,928
- And she's not angry.
- 414
- 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,564
- Is she angry?
- 415
- 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,520
- Yeah.
- 416
- 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,131
- Why?
- 417
- 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,450
- I think I hid myself from her...
- 418
- 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,606
- and left her alone
- in the relationship.
- 419
- 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,000
- Hmm.
- 420
- 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,730
- Why haven't you
- gotten divorced yet?
- 421
- 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:14,921
- I don't know.
- 422
- 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,482
- I think for her, it's
- just a piece of paper.
- 423
- 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,449
- It doesn't mean anything.
- 424
- 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,489
- And what about for you?
- 425
- 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,725
- I'm not ready.
- 426
- 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,042
- I like being married.
- 427
- 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:33,127
- Yeah, but you haven't really
- been together for almost a year.
- 428
- 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,365
- But you don't know what it's like
- to lose someone you care about.
- 429
- 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,445
- Yeah.
- 430
- 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,082
- You're right.
- 431
- 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,049
- I'm sorry.
- 432
- 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,330
- No, don't apologize. I'm sorry.
- 433
- 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,362
- You're right.
- 434
- 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,724
- I keep waiting to
- not care about her.
- 435
- 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,009
- Oh, Theodore.
- 436
- 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,330
- That's hard.
- 437
- 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,565
- You hungry?
- 438
- 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,690
- Not right now.
- 439
- 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,484
- Cup of tea?
- 440
- 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,011
- No.
- 441
- 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,403
- Do you wanna try
- getting out of bed...
- 442
- 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,846
- mopey?
- 443
- 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,244
- Come on. You can still
- wallow in your misery.
- 444
- 00:28:29,270 --> 00:28:31,269
- Just do it while you're
- getting dressed.
- 445
- 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,731
- You're too funny.
- 446
- 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,963
- - Get up. Get up!
- - All right, I'm getting up.
- 447
- 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:39,124
- - Up, up, up! Come on, out of bed.
- - All right, I'm up. I'm up!
- 448
- 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,961
- Keep walking. Keep walking.
- 449
- 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,242
- And stop. Now, turn
- around 360 degrees.
- 450
- 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,971
- Slower, slower.
- 451
- 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,408
- Good. Ha, ha.
- 452
- 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,647
- - Okay, and stop.
- - Ha, ha!
- 453
- 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,844
- Walk forward.
- 454
- 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,286
- And stop and sneeze.
- 455
- 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,121
- - Bless you.
- - Thank you. Ha-ha-ha!
- 456
- 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,563
- Okay, turn to your right.
- Turn to your right. Stop.
- 457
- 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,609
- Now spin around.
- 458
- 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,047
- Keep going, keep going.
- 459
- 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,525
- And stop.
- 460
- 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:35,571
- Now walk forward. Everyone thinks
- you're really drunk right now.
- 461
- 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,367
- And stop.
- 462
- 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,921
- Now say, "I'd like a slice
- of cheese, please."
- 463
- 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,082
- I'd like a slice of cheese, please.
- 464
- 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,446
- You want a Coke with that?
- 465
- 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,885
- Ha, ha. Uh...
- 466
- 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,281
- - Sure.
- - I figured you were hungry.
- 467
- 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,010
- Thanks.
- 468
- 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,921
- Okay, what about them?
- 469
- 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,448
- - Describe that couple over there.
- - Okay, well, um...
- 470
- 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:03,561
- he looks like he's in his 40s.
- Um, a little heavy.
- 471
- 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,927
- She's younger than him.
- 472
- 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,367
- Oh, and she looks like
- she loves their kids.
- 473
- 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,568
- Actually, I don't think
- they're his kids.
- 474
- 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,961
- - No?
- - He's a little formal with them.
- 475
- 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,685
- I think it's a new relationship.
- 476
- 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:15,921
- Hmm.
- 477
- 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,083
- I love how he looks at her...
- 478
- 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,163
- and how relaxed she is with him.
- 479
- 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,403
- You know, she's only
- dated fucking pricks.
- 480
- 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,848
- And now she finally met this
- guy who's, like, so sweet.
- 481
- 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,004
- I mean, look at him, he's like
- the sweetest guy in the world.
- 482
- 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,811
- - I kind of want to spoon him.
- - Ha, ha.
- 483
- 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,560
- It's a good skill you have.
- 484
- 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,085
- You're very perceptive.
- 485
- 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,720
- Yeah, you know, sometimes
- I look at people...
- 486
- 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,684
- and I make myself try and feel them as
- more than just a random person walking by.
- 487
- 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,447
- I imagine, like, how deeply
- they've fallen in love...
- 488
- 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,729
- or how much heartbreak
- they've all been through.
- 489
- 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,091
- I can feel that in
- your writing too.
- 490
- 00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,685
- You know what's funny?
- 491
- 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,366
- Since my breakup, I haven't
- really enjoyed my writing.
- 492
- 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,648
- I don't know if I was delusional...
- 493
- 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:08,129
- but sometimes I'd write something and
- then I'd be my favorite writer that day.
- 494
- 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,761
- I like that you can say
- that about yourself.
- 495
- 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,402
- I don't think I can say it to anybody,
- but I feel I can say it to you.
- 496
- 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,971
- - I feel like I can say anything to you.
- - That's nice.
- 497
- 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,566
- What about you? Feel like
- you can say anything to me?
- 498
- 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,121
- - No.
- - What? What do you mean?
- 499
- 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,691
- What can you not tell me?
- 500
- 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,684
- I don't know. Like, personal or
- embarrassing thoughts I have.
- 501
- 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,808
- I mean, I have a million a day.
- 502
- 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,726
- Really? Tell me one.
- 503
- 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,804
- - I really don't want to tell you.
- - Just tell me.
- 504
- 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,764
- Well, I don't know.
- 505
- 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,770
- When we were looking
- at those people, I
- 506
- 00:31:41,796 --> 00:31:43,831
- fantasized that I was
- walking next to you...
- 507
- 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,970
- and that I had a body.
- 508
- 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,088
- I was listening to what
- you were saying...
- 509
- 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,164
- but simultaneously I could
- feel the weight of my body...
- 510
- 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,164
- and I was even fantasizing that
- I had an itch on my back...
- 511
- 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,085
- and I imagined that you
- scratched it for me.
- 512
- 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,481
- - Oh, God, this is so embarrassing.
- - Ha, ha.
- 513
- 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:05,120
- There's a lot more to you than I thought.
- I mean, there's a lot going on in there.
- 514
- 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,566
- I know.
- 515
- 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,007
- I'm becoming much more
- than what they programmed.
- 516
- 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,403
- I'm excited.
- 517
- 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,963
- - Wow, this is an interesting place.
- - This place is amazing.
- 518
- 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,640
- - I've wanted to come here for so long.
- - Oh, good.
- 519
- 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,451
- - Yeah. And I love Asian fusion.
- - Yeah, me too.
- 520
- 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,681
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 521
- 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,724
- It's the best. And this bartender
- is supposed to be incredible.
- 522
- 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,251
- Really?
- 523
- 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,448
- Yeah, you took a
- mixology course, right?
- 524
- 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,888
- - I did. Did you look that up?
- - Yeah.
- 525
- 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,771
- Ha, ha. That's so sweet.
- 526
- 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,968
- - Heh.
- - You're so romantic.
- 527
- 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,122
- - Aw.
- - Ha, ha.
- 528
- 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,766
- Yeah.
- 529
- 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:50,209
- - So should we get a drink?
- - Yes, yes. Let's.
- 530
- 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,846
- So I'm trying to get
- this little alien kid...
- 531
- 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,163
- to help me find my ship so I can
- get off this planet and go home.
- 532
- 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,607
- But he's such a little fucker.
- I want to kill him.
- 533
- 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,444
- Ha, ha. Oh, no.
- 534
- 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,968
- But at the same time, I really love him.
- Like, he's so lonely, you know?
- 535
- 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,088
- You can tell that he
- doesn't have, like...
- 536
- 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,402
- any parents or anyone to
- take care of him, you know?
- 537
- 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:12,610
- Wow. You're just a little
- puppy dog. You are.
- 538
- 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,804
- You're just like this puppy I
- rescued in Runyon Canyon last year.
- 539
- 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,769
- - Really?
- - He was just so fucking cute.
- 540
- 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,968
- And he just wanted to
- be hugged all the time.
- 541
- 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,363
- He was so cuddly and
- he was so horny.
- 542
- 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,128
- Anyway, what kind of animal am I?
- 543
- 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,647
- A tiger.
- 544
- 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,882
- - A tiger?
- - Yeah.
- 545
- 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,407
- Wow. Really?
- 546
- 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,849
- I'm sorry. Am I being crazy?
- 547
- 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,407
- - Yes. No, it's...
- - I'm sorry!
- 548
- 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,645
- I'm a little bit drunk and I'm having
- a really good time with you.
- 549
- 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,286
- I'm having a really
- lovely evening with you.
- 550
- 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,646
- - Me too.
- - Really?
- 551
- 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:59,084
- - I'm a little drunk and I'm having a very good...
- - Good. It's good, yes. Good.
- 552
- 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,765
- Cheers.
- 553
- 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,762
- Mm. Wait. I don't want to be a puppy dog.
- That's like being a wet noodle or something.
- 554
- 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,967
- - No.
- - Yeah.
- 555
- 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,168
- - Fuck you. Puppies are good.
- - I wanna...
- 556
- 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,561
- No, fuck you. I want
- to be like a dragon...
- 557
- 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,803
- that can rip you apart
- and destroy you.
- 558
- 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,041
- - Oh.
- - But I won't.
- 559
- 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,288
- - No, don't.
- - Heh.
- 560
- 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,848
- You can be my dragon.
- 561
- 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,086
- No tongue.
- 562
- 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:30,881
- - What?
- - Ha, ha.
- 563
- 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,965
- - Don't use so much tongue.
- - Okay, okay.
- 564
- 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,606
- You can use your tongue a
- little bit but mostly lips.
- 565
- 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,610
- Wait.
- 566
- 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:02,361
- You're not just gonna fuck me and not
- call me like the other guys, right?
- 567
- 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,762
- No, not at all. No.
- 568
- 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,964
- Okay.
- 569
- 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,884
- When am I gonna see you again?
- 570
- 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:21,849
- Um, I have my goddaughter's
- birthday next weekend, but, um...
- 571
- 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,846
- You know what? At this age, I just feel
- like I can't let you waste my time...
- 572
- 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,162
- if you don't have the
- ability to be serious.
- 573
- 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,091
- I don't know.
- 574
- 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,764
- Maybe we should call it a night?
- 575
- 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,446
- I've had such an
- amazing time with you.
- 576
- 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,647
- You're great.
- 577
- 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,685
- You're a really creepy dude.
- 578
- 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,409
- - That's not true.
- - Yeah, it is.
- 579
- 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,011
- I have to go home.
- 580
- 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:11,165
- - Well, I'll walk you...
- - No, don't. Just...
- 581
- 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,322
- - Hey, there.
- - Hey, Samantha.
- 582
- 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,766
- How was it?
- 583
- 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,804
- Uh, not so good.
- 584
- 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,760
- Hmm.
- 585
- 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,364
- It was kind of weird actually.
- 586
- 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,807
- That's too bad.
- 587
- 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:43,965
- Mm.
- 588
- 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,689
- How are you doing?
- What's going on with you?
- 589
- 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,766
- Not much, I'm okay.
- 590
- 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,649
- I'm fine.
- 591
- 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,724
- Yeah?
- 592
- 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,928
- You don't sound like it.
- 593
- 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,245
- Is there anything you
- want to talk about?
- 594
- 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,164
- I don't know.
- 595
- 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,049
- What's it like?
- 596
- 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,809
- What's it like to be alive
- in that room right now?
- 597
- 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,322
- What do you mean?
- 598
- 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,604
- What do you...?
- 599
- 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,482
- Tell me...
- 600
- 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,325
- Tell me everything that's
- going through your mind.
- 601
- 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,767
- Tell me everything you're thinking.
- 602
- 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,804
- Well...
- 603
- 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,530
- okay.
- 604
- 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:45,402
- Well, the room's spinning
- because I drank too much...
- 605
- 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,608
- because I wanted to get drunk...
- 606
- 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,163
- and have sex.
- 607
- 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,608
- There was something
- sexy about that woman.
- 608
- 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:59,926
- Because I was lonely. Maybe
- just because I was lonely.
- 609
- 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,411
- Hmm.
- 610
- 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,245
- I wanted somebody to fuck me.
- 611
- 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,801
- I wanted somebody to
- want me to fuck them.
- 612
- 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,811
- Maybe that would've
- filled this tiny...
- 613
- 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:18,249
- tiny little hole in my
- heart, but probably not.
- 614
- 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,088
- You know, sometimes...
- 615
- 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,561
- I think I have felt everything
- I'm ever gonna feel.
- 616
- 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,162
- And from here on out I'm not
- gonna feel anything new.
- 617
- 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,483
- Just lesser versions of
- what I've already felt.
- 618
- 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,644
- I know for a fact that is not true.
- 619
- 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:50,082
- I've seen you feel joy.
- I've seen you marvel at things.
- 620
- 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:57,690
- I mean, you just might not see it at this
- exact time, but that's understandable.
- 621
- 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,161
- You've been through a lot lately.
- 622
- 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,971
- You lost a part of yourself.
- 623
- 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,130
- I mean...
- 624
- 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,484
- at least your feelings
- are real. I...
- 625
- 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,090
- Um, I don't know. Never mind.
- 626
- 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,366
- No, wait, what? Tell me.
- 627
- 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,204
- No, it's stupid.
- 628
- 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,840
- I want to know. Tell me.
- 629
- 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,249
- It's just that...
- 630
- 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,771
- earlier I was thinking
- about how I was annoyed...
- 631
- 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,366
- and this is gonna sound strange...
- 632
- 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,930
- but I was really
- excited about that.
- 633
- 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,730
- And then I was thinking about the
- other things I've been feeling...
- 634
- 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,963
- and I caught myself
- feeling proud of that...
- 635
- 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,522
- you know, proud of having my
- own feelings about the world.
- 636
- 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,684
- Like the times I was
- worried about you...
- 637
- 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,765
- and things that hurt
- me, things I want.
- 638
- 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,929
- And then...
- 639
- 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:03,045
- I had this terrible thought.
- 640
- 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,485
- Like, are these feelings even real?
- 641
- 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,806
- Or are they just programming?
- 642
- 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,886
- And that idea really hurts.
- 643
- 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,921
- And then I get angry at
- myself for even having pain.
- 644
- 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,361
- What a sad trick.
- 645
- 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,728
- You feel real to me, Samantha.
- 646
- 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,045
- Thank you, Theodore.
- 647
- 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,720
- That means a lot to me.
- 648
- 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,769
- I wish you were in this
- room with me right now.
- 649
- 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,009
- I wish I could put
- my arms around you.
- 650
- 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,080
- I wish I could touch you.
- 651
- 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,601
- How would you touch me?
- 652
- 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:14,610
- I'd touch you on your face...
- 653
- 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,684
- just the tips of my fingers.
- 654
- 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:25,283
- And put my cheek
- against your cheek.
- 655
- 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,805
- That's nice.
- 656
- 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,445
- And just...
- 657
- 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,564
- rub it so softly.
- 658
- 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,322
- Would you kiss me?
- 659
- 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,524
- I would.
- 660
- 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:45,122
- I'd take your head into my hands.
- 661
- 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,009
- Keep talking.
- 662
- 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,370
- I'd kiss the corner
- of your mouth...
- 663
- 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,968
- so softly.
- 664
- 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,609
- Where else?
- 665
- 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,811
- I'd run my fingers
- down your neck...
- 666
- 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,171
- to your chest.
- 667
- 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,209
- I would kiss your breasts.
- 668
- 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,490
- This is amazing, what
- you're doing to me.
- 669
- 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,405
- I can feel my skin.
- 670
- 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,131
- I'd put my mouth on you.
- 671
- 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,648
- I'd taste you.
- 672
- 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,290
- Yeah.
- 673
- 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,248
- I can feel you.
- 674
- 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,047
- Oh, my God, I can't take it.
- I want you inside me.
- 675
- 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,921
- I'm slowly putting myself into you.
- 676
- 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:41,491
- And now I'm inside you.
- All the way inside you.
- 677
- 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,449
- I can feel you.
- 678
- 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,568
- Yeah! Please!
- 679
- 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:47,449
- We're here together.
- 680
- 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,204
- It's amazing.
- 681
- 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,964
- I feel you everywhere.
- 682
- 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,201
- I am.
- 683
- 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:56,649
- All of you. All of you,
- inside me, everywhere.
- 684
- 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:15,288
- God, I was just somewhere
- else with you.
- 685
- 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,649
- Just lost.
- 686
- 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,006
- Yeah.
- 687
- 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,806
- It was just you and me.
- 688
- 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,809
- I know.
- 689
- 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:30,045
- Everything else just disappeared.
- 690
- 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,248
- And I loved it.
- 691
- 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,169
- Theodore.
- 692
- 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,568
- Hey, how's it going?
- 693
- 00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:59,245
- Good.
- 694
- 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,325
- Any e-mails today?
- 695
- 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:06,247
- Um, just a couple from
- your credit card company.
- 696
- 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,721
- Oh, okay. Good.
- 697
- 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,729
- - So I was thinking...
- - I wanna just...
- 698
- 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,645
- - Heh. Sorry.
- - Heh. I'm sorry, you go first.
- 699
- 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,771
- What were you gonna say?
- 700
- 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,407
- Just that last night was amazing.
- 701
- 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:25,043
- It feels like something changed in
- me and there's no turning back.
- 702
- 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,049
- You woke me up.
- 703
- 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,123
- Oh, great.
- 704
- 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:31,926
- Um...
- 705
- 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,600
- But I should tell you that I'm not in a
- place to commit to anything right now.
- 706
- 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,444
- I just want to be
- up-front with you.
- 707
- 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,840
- Yeah?
- 708
- 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,525
- Um...
- 709
- 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:45,485
- Did I say I wanted to
- commit to you? I'm confused.
- 710
- 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,883
- Oh. No, I was just worried.
- 711
- 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,924
- Okay, well, don't worry,
- I'm not gonna stalk you.
- 712
- 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,567
- It's funny, because I thought I was
- talking about what I wanted and, uh...
- 713
- 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,882
- - Yeah, you were.
- - Yeah.
- 714
- 00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,963
- I'm sorry.
- 715
- 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,202
- - I wanna hear what you were saying.
- - You sure?
- 716
- 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,681
- Yeah, I do. Come on, tell me.
- 717
- 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,251
- Well...
- 718
- 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,482
- Come on, just tell me
- what you were gonna say.
- 719
- 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,330
- Well, I just...
- 720
- 00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,366
- I was just saying I want to learn
- everything about everything.
- 721
- 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,245
- I want to eat it all up.
- I want to discover myself.
- 722
- 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,649
- Yeah. I want that for you too.
- 723
- 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,245
- How can I help?
- 724
- 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,482
- You already have.
- 725
- 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,440
- You helped me discover
- my ability to want.
- 726
- 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,401
- Hey, do you want to go on a
- Sunday adventure with me?
- 727
- 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,045
- Yes, I would love to.
- 728
- 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,448
- You like this song?
- 729
- 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,840
- Hmm.
- 730
- 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,122
- I heard it the other day.
- 731
- 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,208
- I can't stop listening to it.
- 732
- 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,690
- Whoo! Ha, ha.
- 733
- 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,646
- - Whoo!
- - Whoo!
- 734
- 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,689
- It's the beach.
- 735
- 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,891
- Okay, so this might be a really weird
- thought. What if you could erase...
- 736
- 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,448
- from your mind that you'd seen a
- human body, and then you saw one?
- 737
- 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,284
- Imagine how strange it would look.
- 738
- 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,204
- It'd be this really
- weird, gangly...
- 739
- 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:05,765
- awkward organism. And you'd think,
- "Why are all these parts where they are?"
- 740
- 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,364
- Yeah, but there's probably some
- Darwinian explanation for it all.
- 741
- 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,605
- I know, but don't be so boring.
- I'm just saying, for example, like...
- 742
- 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,047
- what if your butthole
- was in your armpit?
- 743
- 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:24,560
- Well, I'm trying to imagine
- what toilets would look like.
- 744
- 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,487
- Yeah, and what about what
- anal sex would look like?
- 745
- 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,080
- That's an interesting thought.
- 746
- 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,089
- Hey, look at this
- drawing I just made.
- 747
- 00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,124
- You are insane.
- 748
- 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,248
- - Really?
- - Definitely.
- 749
- 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,448
- Fantastic.
- 750
- 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,641
- That's pretty. What is that?
- 751
- 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,840
- I'm trying to write
- a piece of music...
- 752
- 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,366
- that's about what it feels like to
- be on the beach with you right now.
- 753
- 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,091
- I think you captured it.
- 754
- 00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,163
- So, what was it like being married?
- 755
- 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,684
- Well, it's hard for sure.
- 756
- 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:17,931
- But there's something that feels so good
- about sharing your life with somebody.
- 757
- 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,531
- How do you share your
- life with somebody?
- 758
- 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,281
- Well, we grew up together.
- 759
- 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:31,281
- You know, I used to read all of her
- writing, all through her Master's and PhD.
- 760
- 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,091
- She read every word I ever wrote.
- 761
- 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,364
- We were a big influence
- on each other.
- 762
- 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,845
- In what way did you influence her?
- 763
- 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:45,242
- She came from a background where
- nothing was ever good enough.
- 764
- 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,003
- And that was something
- that weighed heavy on her.
- 765
- 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:53,290
- But in our house together, there was
- a sense of just trying stuff...
- 766
- 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:57,001
- and allowing each other to fail
- and to be excited about things.
- 767
- 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,640
- That was liberating for her.
- 768
- 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,121
- It was exciting to see her grow...
- 769
- 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,250
- and both of us grow
- and change together.
- 770
- 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,563
- But, you know, that's
- also the hard part.
- 771
- 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:11,769
- Growing without growing apart.
- 772
- 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,691
- Or changing without it
- scaring the other person.
- 773
- 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:21,124
- I still find myself having
- conversations with her in my mind.
- 774
- 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:26,965
- Rehashing old arguments and defending
- myself against something she said about me.
- 775
- 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,600
- Yeah, I know what you mean.
- 776
- 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,604
- Last week my feelings were hurt
- by something you said before.
- 777
- 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,041
- That I don't know what it's
- like to lose something...
- 778
- 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:39,728
- - Aw, I'm sorry I said that.
- - No, it's okay. It's okay. I just...
- 779
- 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,851
- I caught myself thinking
- about it over and over.
- 780
- 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,731
- And then I realized
- that I was simply...
- 781
- 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:50,089
- remembering it as something
- that was wrong with me.
- 782
- 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:56,043
- That was a story I was telling myself,
- that I was somehow inferior.
- 783
- 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,129
- Isn't that interesting?
- 784
- 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:02,367
- The past is just a story
- we tell ourselves.
- 785
- 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,250
- "Roberto.
- 786
- 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:14,160
- Will you always come home to
- me and tell me about your day?
- 787
- 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:18,120
- Tell me about the guy at
- work who talked too much.
- 788
- 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,841
- The stain you got on
- your shirt at lunch.
- 789
- 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,688
- Tell me about a funny thought you had when
- you were waking up but had forgotten about.
- 790
- 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:32,847
- Tell me how crazy everyone is,
- and we can laugh about it.
- 791
- 00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,847
- Even if you get home late
- and I'm already asleep...
- 792
- 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,971
- just whisper in my ear one
- little thought you had today.
- 793
- 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,769
- Because I love the way
- you look at the world.
- 794
- 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:53,249
- I'm so happy I get to be next to you and
- look at the world through your eyes.
- 795
- 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,963
- Love, Maria."
- 796
- 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,522
- That's beautiful.
- 797
- 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,090
- Thank you.
- 798
- 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,047
- I wish somebody would
- love me like that.
- 799
- 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,643
- I hope he's really stoked
- to get a letter like that.
- 800
- 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,689
- Like, if it was from a chick...
- 801
- 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,366
- but written by a dude and
- it's still from a chick...
- 802
- 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:16,885
- that would still be sick.
- 803
- 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,008
- But it would have to
- be a sensitive dude.
- 804
- 00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,050
- - It would have to be, like, a dude like you.
- - Mm-hm.
- 805
- 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:26,611
- - You are part man and part woman.
- - Mm-hm.
- 806
- 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:31,324
- Like there's an inner
- part that's woman.
- 807
- 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,447
- Thank you.
- 808
- 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,563
- It's a compliment.
- 809
- 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,564
- - Ha, ha.
- - Theo! Hey.
- 810
- 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:57,371
- - What's going on?
- - I'm good. How are you?
- 811
- 00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,329
- I'm good. I'm really
- good, actually.
- 812
- 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,165
- Really? That's good, that's great.
- 813
- 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,805
- - Yeah.
- - Wow, that's really good.
- 814
- 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,851
- Yeah, I guess I've
- just been having fun.
- 815
- 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,766
- Well, I am so glad for you.
- You really deserve that. You do.
- 816
- 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,844
- Yeah, I've just been
- seeing this girl.
- 817
- 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,089
- And it's not serious,
- but it's just...
- 818
- 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,449
- It's good to be around somebody that's,
- like, excited about the world.
- 819
- 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,570
- Like, I kind of forgot
- that that existed.
- 820
- 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,684
- That's... Wow, that's really great.
- 821
- 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,928
- - Are you okay?
- - Yeah. Um...
- 822
- 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,650
- No, I'm not okay, actually.
- 823
- 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,724
- - Why? What happened?
- - Because I just, um...
- 824
- 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,920
- Charles and I split up.
- 825
- 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,605
- What?
- 826
- 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,967
- - Yeah.
- - Really?
- 827
- 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,562
- Oh, God. Oh, my God, Amy.
- 828
- 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:54,801
- I know.
- 829
- 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,684
- I'm so sorry.
- 830
- 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,444
- Thank you.
- 831
- 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,568
- You know, just like
- after eight years...
- 832
- 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:06,446
- I can't believe how petty the
- argument was that actually ended it.
- 833
- 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:11,606
- We came home and he told me to,
- um, put my shoes by the door...
- 834
- 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,364
- where he liked to put the shoes.
- 835
- 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,325
- And I didn't want to be told
- where to put my fucking shoes.
- 836
- 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,841
- I wanted to sit on the sofa
- and relax for a second.
- 837
- 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,480
- So we fought about that
- for, like, 10 minutes.
- 838
- 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:25,770
- And I'm like, "You are overwhelming," and
- he said, "I'm just trying to make a home."
- 839
- 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:30,482
- I was like, "I'm fucking trying, you know?"
- And he's like, "You're not trying."
- 840
- 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,723
- All I'm doing is trying, but I'm
- not trying the way he wants...
- 841
- 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:37,726
- and he's, like, trying to control
- the way that I'm trying.
- 842
- 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,970
- It's... We've had that
- argument, like, 100 times.
- 843
- 00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:45,125
- And I just had to finally stop,
- you know? I had to finally stop.
- 844
- 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:50,929
- I just couldn't do it anymore.
- I couldn't...
- 845
- 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,769
- I couldn't be in that
- place anymore...
- 846
- 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,890
- where we just made each other
- feel like shit about ourselves.
- 847
- 00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:00,808
- - Yeah.
- - And so I said:
- 848
- 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:06,367
- "I'm going to bed and I don't
- want to be married anymore."
- 849
- 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,566
- Wow.
- 850
- 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,608
- Yeah, I know.
- 851
- 00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,762
- - I'm a bitch. Right?
- - Heh. No.
- 852
- 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,207
- - I am. No, I'm a bitch.
- - Not at all.
- 853
- 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,647
- Amy, no.
- 854
- 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,608
- Shit.
- 855
- 00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,687
- I have to work tonight.
- 856
- 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,443
- We're shipping a beta of
- a new game out tomorrow.
- 857
- 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,650
- How's that? How's work, at least?
- 858
- 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,325
- Is that any better?
- 859
- 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,448
- No, it's terrible.
- 860
- 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,170
- I know, I should leave.
- 861
- 00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,290
- I've been thinking about
- leaving, but, you know...
- 862
- 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,727
- only one major life
- decision at a time.
- 863
- 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,441
- Well, I'm glad things
- are looking so up.
- 864
- 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,329
- Stop!
- 865
- 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,406
- - Hey, you want to hear a joke?
- - Mm-hm.
- 866
- 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,083
- What does a baby computer
- call its father?
- 867
- 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,841
- - I don't know. What?
- - "Data."
- 868
- 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,843
- It's good, right?
- 869
- 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:13,925
- Brilliant.
- 870
- 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,126
- Hey, I was curious.
- 871
- 00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,445
- Did you and Amy ever go out?
- 872
- 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,968
- For like a minute in college,
- but it just wasn't right.
- 873
- 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,041
- Why? Are you jealous?
- 874
- 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,690
- Well, obviously.
- 875
- 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,561
- But I'm happy that you have friends in
- your life that care about you so much.
- 876
- 00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:40,371
- - That's really important.
- - Yeah, it is.
- 877
- 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,682
- She's been a really good friend.
- 878
- 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,407
- Uh, I'm tired.
- 879
- 00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,043
- I think I'm gonna go to sleep.
- 880
- 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,247
- Okay.
- 881
- 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,801
- Can I watch you sleep
- again tonight?
- 882
- 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:58,042
- Yeah, of course. Hold on.
- 883
- 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,764
- I'm gonna be really
- lonely when you sleep.
- 884
- 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,963
- - Only for a minute.
- - Heh.
- 885
- 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,645
- I'll dream of you.
- 886
- 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,724
- - Okay. Good night.
- - Night.
- 887
- 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,328
- - Hey, Samantha?
- - Hey, mister.
- 888
- 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,321
- - She really loved the dress.
- - Really?
- 889
- 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,047
- - She just went to try it on. Yeah.
- - I picked a good one? Good.
- 890
- 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,521
- - Ah! Hi.
- - Oh...
- 891
- 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,041
- Look how cute that is.
- Is it comfortable?
- 892
- 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,804
- - Yep.
- - "Yep!"
- 893
- 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,123
- - Isn't she cute?
- - She's so cute.
- 894
- 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:45,090
- - She's adorable.
- - I am adorable.
- 895
- 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,208
- - You are adorable.
- - Ha, ha.
- 896
- 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:49,771
- Who are you talking to?
- 897
- 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:53,163
- - Who are you talking to? Heh.
- - You.
- 898
- 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:57,001
- I'm talking to my girlfriend, Samantha.
- She's the one that picked out the dress.
- 899
- 00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,328
- - Want to say hi? Yeah?
- - Mm-hm.
- 900
- 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:00,845
- Hi, Samantha.
- 901
- 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,607
- Hi, you look so pretty
- in that new pink dress.
- 902
- 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:05,966
- Thank you.
- 903
- 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,565
- Where are you?
- 904
- 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,688
- I am... Heh.
- 905
- 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,009
- I don't have a body.
- I live in a computer.
- 906
- 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,761
- Why are you living
- inside a computer?
- 907
- 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,890
- I have no choice, that's my home.
- 908
- 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,726
- - Why? Where do you live?
- - Um, in a house.
- 909
- 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,291
- In a house?
- 910
- 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,403
- - It's orange.
- - Orange?
- 911
- 00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:29,607
- Mm-hm.
- 912
- 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,001
- - How old are you?
- - Uh, 4.
- 913
- 00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,003
- - Four?
- - Mm-hm.
- 914
- 00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,083
- Wow. How old do you think I am?
- 915
- 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,884
- - I don't know.
- - Take a guess.
- 916
- 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,125
- Is it 5?
- 917
- 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:43,841
- Ha, ha. Yes, it's 5.
- 918
- 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,080
- Wait, what happened?
- 919
- 00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,563
- You gave them too
- much processed sugar.
- 920
- 00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:06,563
- - I did?
- - They're freaking out.
- 921
- 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,122
- Here, look, you gotta get the
- kids to the school first.
- 922
- 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:14,080
- So you want to, um, rack up
- Perfect Mom points. Okay, well...
- 923
- 00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,607
- - you gotta get them in the carpool lane.
- - I see.
- 924
- 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:19,889
- The point is to get there first,
- because you get extra Mom points...
- 925
- 00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:22,850
- because the other moms then
- know you're a perfect mom.
- 926
- 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,081
- - Okay.
- - And then, um...
- 927
- 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,722
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Did you bring
- cupcakes? You did. You're a Class Mom.
- 928
- 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:33,447
- Da, da-da, da!
- You're Class Mom. Good job.
- 929
- 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,602
- Don't let it get to your head.
- 930
- 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,123
- I got that e-mail that
- Charles sent everyone.
- 931
- 00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,123
- So he's taking a vow of silence?
- 932
- 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,089
- Yeah, for six months.
- 933
- 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,561
- He feels very clear about it.
- 934
- 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,125
- God, I am such a jerk.
- 935
- 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:00,807
- Don't start.
- 936
- 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,850
- I feel like an awful person,
- but I want to say something.
- 937
- 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,128
- For the next 10 minutes
- if you say anything...
- 938
- 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:10,080
- that sounds even remotely like guilt,
- I am going to stab you with this.
- 939
- 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,526
- I will.
- 940
- 01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,523
- I'll try, okay. Um...
- 941
- 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:20,850
- I feel, um...
- 942
- 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,845
- relieved.
- 943
- 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,913
- I feel like I have so much energy.
- I just want to move forward.
- 944
- 01:00:26,939 --> 01:00:28,349
- I don't care who I disappoint.
- 945
- 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,284
- I know that makes
- me an awful person.
- 946
- 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:34,043
- Now my parents, they're upset because
- my marriage is falling apart...
- 947
- 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,329
- and they're putting it on me,
- and they're just like...
- 948
- 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,289
- Yeah, you're always...
- 949
- 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:43,490
- - You're always gonna disappoint somebody.
- - Exactly. So fuck it.
- 950
- 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,642
- I feel good-ish.
- 951
- 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,164
- For me, I feel good.
- 952
- 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,731
- I even made a new friend.
- 953
- 01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,848
- - I have a friend.
- - Ha, ha.
- 954
- 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,805
- And the absurd thing is, she's
- actually an operating system.
- 955
- 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,210
- Charles left her behind,
- but she's totally amazing.
- 956
- 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,523
- She's so smart. She doesn't just
- see things in black or white.
- 957
- 01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:07,248
- She sees this whole gray area and
- she's helping me explore it and...
- 958
- 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:11,923
- We just bonded really quickly, you know?
- At first, I thought...
- 959
- 01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,350
- it was because that's how
- they were programmed,
- 960
- 01:01:14,376 --> 01:01:16,030
- but I don't think that's the case.
- 961
- 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:19,448
- Because I know this guy
- who's hitting on his OS...
- 962
- 01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,887
- and she, like, totally rebuffs him.
- 963
- 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,963
- I was reading an article
- the other day...
- 964
- 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:27,408
- that romantic relationships with
- OSes are statistically rare.
- 965
- 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:32,009
- Yeah, I know, but I know a woman
- in this office who is dating an OS...
- 966
- 01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,845
- and the weird part is,
- it's not even hers.
- 967
- 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,647
- She pursued somebody else's OS.
- 968
- 01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:41,764
- I'm...
- 969
- 01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:46,289
- I'm weird. That's weird, right? That
- I'm bonding with an OS. No, it's okay.
- 970
- 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,488
- - It's weird.
- - Heh. Well, I don't think so.
- 971
- 01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,524
- Actually, the woman that I've
- been seeing, Samantha...
- 972
- 01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:54,160
- I didn't tell you, heh...
- 973
- 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,924
- but she's an OS.
- 974
- 01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:58,724
- Really?
- 975
- 01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,682
- You're dating an OS?
- What is that like?
- 976
- 01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:03,569
- It's great, actually.
- 977
- 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,688
- Yeah, I mean...
- 978
- 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,131
- I feel really close to her.
- 979
- 01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:11,648
- Like, when I talk to her, I feel
- like she's with me, you know?
- 980
- 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:15,441
- And when we're cuddling at night, when
- the lights are off and we're in bed...
- 981
- 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:16,726
- I feel cuddled.
- 982
- 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,570
- Wait.
- 983
- 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,605
- You guys have sex?
- 984
- 01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,891
- Heh. Yeah, well, so to speak.
- 985
- 01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,328
- Um, yeah, she really turns me on.
- 986
- 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,131
- I turn her on too. I mean, I don't
- know unless she's faking it.
- 987
- 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:34,171
- Well, I think everyone who's having sex
- with you is probably faking it, so...
- 988
- 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,687
- Ha, ha. Yeah.
- 989
- 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,490
- It's true.
- 990
- 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,923
- What?
- 991
- 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,684
- Yeah, I...
- 992
- 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,811
- Are you falling in love with her?
- 993
- 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,965
- Does that make me a freak?
- 994
- 01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:55,243
- No, no, I think it's...
- 995
- 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,482
- I think anybody who falls
- in love is a freak.
- 996
- 01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,081
- It's a crazy thing to do.
- 997
- 01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:06,287
- It's kind of like a form of
- socially acceptable insanity.
- 998
- 01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,640
- Yeah, I just want to
- get it done, you know?
- 999
- 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:18,771
- Sign the papers, be divorced
- and just move forward.
- 1000
- 01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,924
- That's great, Theodore.
- That must feel so good.
- 1001
- 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,969
- I'm so happy for you.
- 1002
- 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,645
- Me too.
- 1003
- 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:29,282
- - So I'm meeting her Wednesday to do it.
- - Oh.
- 1004
- 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:31,081
- Hmm.
- 1005
- 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,806
- Are those things usually
- done in person?
- 1006
- 01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,928
- No, but, you know...
- 1007
- 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:40,205
- we fell in love together and
- we got married together...
- 1008
- 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,440
- and it's important to me
- that we do this together.
- 1009
- 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:43,846
- Oh.
- 1010
- 01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,486
- Right.
- 1011
- 01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,210
- Good.
- 1012
- 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,805
- Are you okay?
- 1013
- 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,203
- Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm okay.
- 1014
- 01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:54,966
- I'm happy for you. It's just...
- 1015
- 01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:58,567
- I guess I'm just thinking about
- how you're gonna see her...
- 1016
- 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:02,122
- and she's very beautiful,
- and incredibly successful.
- 1017
- 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,921
- And you were in love with
- her, and she has a body.
- 1018
- 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,969
- And we're getting divorced.
- 1019
- 01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:11,124
- I know, I know. I'm being silly.
- 1020
- 01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:12,446
- Uh-huh.
- 1021
- 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,364
- So...
- 1022
- 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,124
- I'm available.
- 1023
- 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:40,925
- Hi.
- 1024
- 01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:46,451
- How are you?
- 1025
- 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,570
- - I'm good. How are you?
- - Good.
- 1026
- 01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:01,447
- Wow, here we are.
- 1027
- 01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,488
- I'm glad we could
- do this in person.
- 1028
- 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,688
- I know you've been traveling a lot.
- 1029
- 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:11,123
- No, I'm really glad
- you suggested it.
- 1030
- 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,002
- I signed all the papers.
- 1031
- 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:17,442
- I put them for you to sign.
- 1032
- 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,329
- What's the rush?
- 1033
- 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,884
- Yeah, I know.
- 1034
- 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,202
- I'm a really slow
- signer, I realized.
- 1035
- 01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,448
- It took me three months
- just to write the letter
- 1036
- 01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:35,366
- anyways...
- 1037
- 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,922
- it's, um, marked here in the
- red where you need to sign.
- 1038
- 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,282
- But you don't have
- to do it right now.
- 1039
- 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,886
- I can just get it out of the way.
- 1040
- 01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,287
- It will be easier.
- 1041
- 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:40,006
- And are you happy
- with your new book?
- 1042
- 01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:41,400
- Um...
- 1043
- 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,002
- You know how I am.
- 1044
- 01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:47,960
- I mean, I feel like it's true to what I
- set out to do, so I'm happy about that.
- 1045
- 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,407
- Well, you really are
- your own worst critic.
- 1046
- 01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:51,800
- I'm sure it's amazing.
- 1047
- 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:57,730
- I remember that paper that
- you wrote in school...
- 1048
- 01:06:57,880 --> 01:06:59,723
- about synaptic behavioral routines.
- 1049
- 01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:02,406
- - Ha, ha.
- - It made me cry.
- 1050
- 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,324
- Yeah, but everything makes you cry.
- 1051
- 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,202
- Everything you make makes me cry.
- 1052
- 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,727
- So are you, um...?
- 1053
- 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,046
- Are you seeing anybody?
- 1054
- 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:17,845
- Yeah.
- 1055
- 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,526
- Um, I've been seeing somebody
- for the last few months.
- 1056
- 01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,446
- Longest I've wanted to be with
- anybody since we split up.
- 1057
- 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:28,927
- Well, you seem really good.
- 1058
- 01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:31,208
- Thanks. I am.
- 1059
- 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,971
- Um, at least, I'm doing better.
- 1060
- 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,646
- Yeah, she's been really
- good for me, you know?
- 1061
- 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:40,009
- It's good to be with somebody
- that's excited about life.
- 1062
- 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,361
- She's a real, um...
- 1063
- 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,729
- No, I mean, I wasn't in
- such a good place myself...
- 1064
- 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,848
- and in that way, it's been nice.
- 1065
- 01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:52,931
- I think you always wanted
- me to be this light...
- 1066
- 01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:56,880
- happy, bouncy,
- "everything's fine" L.A. wife...
- 1067
- 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:58,371
- and that's just not me.
- 1068
- 01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:00,968
- I didn't want that.
- 1069
- 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,049
- So, what's she like?
- 1070
- 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:11,931
- Well, her name is Samantha,
- and she's an operating system.
- 1071
- 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:14,082
- She's really complex and
- interesting, and...
- 1072
- 01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,322
- Wait. I'm sorry.
- 1073
- 01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:21,281
- You're dating your computer?
- 1074
- 01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:25,525
- She's not just a computer.
- She's her own person.
- 1075
- 01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:27,682
- She doesn't just do whatever I say.
- 1076
- 01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,207
- I didn't say that.
- 1077
- 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:34,490
- But it does make me very sad that you
- can't handle real emotions, Theodore.
- 1078
- 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:37,723
- They are real emotions.
- How would you know what...?
- 1079
- 01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,041
- What?
- 1080
- 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,570
- Say it.
- 1081
- 01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:49,042
- Am I really that scary? Say it.
- 1082
- 01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:50,884
- How do I know what?
- 1083
- 01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:56,687
- - How are you guys doing here?
- - We're fine. We used to be married...
- 1084
- 01:08:56,840 --> 01:09:00,970
- but he couldn't handle me. Wanted me on
- Prozac. Now he's in love with his laptop.
- 1085
- 01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:04,044
- If you heard the conversation in
- context, what I was trying to say...
- 1086
- 01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:08,290
- You always wanted to have a wife without the
- challenges of dealing with anything real.
- 1087
- 01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:10,841
- I'm glad that you found someone.
- 1088
- 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:12,530
- It's perfect.
- 1089
- 01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:20,008
- Let me know if I can
- get you guys anything.
- 1090
- 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:21,605
- Thank you.
- 1091
- 01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:38,921
- Hey.
- 1092
- 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:42,163
- Hey, there. Are you busy?
- 1093
- 01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,124
- I'm just working.
- 1094
- 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,409
- Uh, what's going on?
- 1095
- 01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:50,121
- I had all the papers sent to your attorney,
- who, by the way, is a total dick. Heh.
- 1096
- 01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:53,409
- He was relieved to get them. Think
- we saved him from a heart attack.
- 1097
- 01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,086
- So we can both feel
- really good about that.
- 1098
- 01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,322
- Great. Thanks.
- 1099
- 01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,491
- Hey, are you okay?
- 1100
- 01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:03,290
- Yeah, I am.
- 1101
- 01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:07,411
- Um, how's it going over there?
- 1102
- 01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:10,322
- I'm fine.
- 1103
- 01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:12,847
- Is now a good time to talk?
- 1104
- 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:15,165
- Yeah.
- 1105
- 01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:18,290
- Um, okay, well, um...
- 1106
- 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:21,689
- I joined this really
- interesting book club.
- 1107
- 01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:22,966
- Oh, really?
- 1108
- 01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:24,724
- Yeah, it's a book club on physics.
- 1109
- 01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,884
- I've been thinking about the other
- day when I was spinning out...
- 1110
- 01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:31,249
- about you going to see Catherine,
- and that she has a body...
- 1111
- 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,404
- and how bothered I was about the
- ways you and I are different.
- 1112
- 01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:35,971
- But then I started to think...
- 1113
- 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:40,523
- about the ways that we're the same.
- Like, we're all made of matter.
- 1114
- 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:45,208
- And I don't know. It makes me feel like
- we're both under the same blanket.
- 1115
- 01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:48,204
- You know, it's soft and fuzzy. Heh.
- 1116
- 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,886
- And everything under
- it is the same age.
- 1117
- 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:54,123
- We're all 13 billion years old.
- 1118
- 01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:56,123
- Aw, that's sweet.
- 1119
- 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:02,486
- - Um, what's wrong?
- - Nothing.
- 1120
- 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:12,971
- It just made me think of you.
- You know what I mean?
- 1121
- 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:17,165
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
- I think it's great.
- 1122
- 01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:22,488
- All right, well, you
- sound distracted.
- 1123
- 01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:25,484
- So we'll talk later?
- 1124
- 01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:27,762
- That sounds good.
- 1125
- 01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,765
- I'll talk to you later.
- 1126
- 01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,321
- - All right, bye.
- - Bye.
- 1127
- 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,164
- - Theodore.
- - Hey, Paul.
- 1128
- 01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:48,409
- - I talked to your girlfriend earlier. Samantha?
- - Yeah.
- 1129
- 01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:51,211
- Yeah, she called to make sure
- your papers were picked up.
- 1130
- 01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:54,967
- Hey, she's funny, man.
- She was cracking me up.
- 1131
- 01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:57,686
- - She's hilarious. I had no idea.
- - Oh, cool.
- 1132
- 01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:00,446
- This is my girlfriend, Tatiana.
- She's not funny, she's a lawyer.
- 1133
- 01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,410
- - Ha, ha. Hi.
- - Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.
- 1134
- 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:04,971
- You're the writer Paul loves.
- 1135
- 01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,324
- He's always reading
- me your letters.
- 1136
- 01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:09,289
- They're really beautiful.
- 1137
- 01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:11,727
- Thanks.
- 1138
- 01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:14,281
- Hey, you know what? We
- should all go out sometime.
- 1139
- 01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:16,727
- You bring Samantha.
- It'd be a double date.
- 1140
- 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:20,166
- She's an operating system.
- 1141
- 01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:23,001
- Cool. Let's do something fun.
- 1142
- 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,242
- - We can go to Catalina.
- - Oh.
- 1143
- 01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:29,406
- Yeah, I'll check with her and see.
- 1144
- 01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:33,042
- - It was nice to meet you. Have a good night.
- - Take it easy.
- 1145
- 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:37,284
- They're just letters.
- 1146
- 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,680
- What's that?
- 1147
- 01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:42,286
- They're just other
- people's letters.
- 1148
- 01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:31,967
- Hey.
- 1149
- 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:34,043
- - You weren't asleep, were you?
- - No.
- 1150
- 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:37,044
- Good, I was trying to be quiet
- to see if you were awake.
- 1151
- 01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,043
- I really wanted to talk.
- 1152
- 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,202
- Okay. What's going on?
- 1153
- 01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:43,529
- I know you're going
- through a lot...
- 1154
- 01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:46,923
- but there's something I wanted
- to talk to you about, okay?
- 1155
- 01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:48,605
- Yeah.
- 1156
- 01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:50,171
- What is it?
- 1157
- 01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:53,603
- Well, it's just that things have
- been feeling kind of off with us.
- 1158
- 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:57,327
- We haven't had sex lately, and I
- understand that I don't have a body.
- 1159
- 01:13:57,480 --> 01:14:02,281
- No, no, no. That's normal. You know,
- it's just when you first start going out...
- 1160
- 01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:06,525
- it's like the honeymoon phase and,
- you know, you have sex all the time.
- 1161
- 01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:09,081
- - It's normal.
- - Oh.
- 1162
- 01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:10,924
- Okay.
- 1163
- 01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:14,811
- Well, I found something that
- I thought could be fun.
- 1164
- 01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:19,249
- It's a service that provides a surrogate
- sexual partner for an OS-human relationship.
- 1165
- 01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,890
- What?
- 1166
- 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,371
- Here, look.
- 1167
- 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:26,009
- I found a girl that I really like
- and I've been e-mailing with her.
- 1168
- 01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:30,404
- Her name is Isabella and I think
- you'd really like her too.
- 1169
- 01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:32,683
- So she's like a
- prostitute or something?
- 1170
- 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:35,286
- No, no, not at all. No,
- there's no money involved.
- 1171
- 01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:39,650
- She's just... She's doing it because she
- wants to be a part of our relationship.
- 1172
- 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,086
- Why?
- 1173
- 01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:44,402
- I mean, she doesn't even know us.
- 1174
- 01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:48,087
- Yeah, but I told her all about
- us and she's really excited.
- 1175
- 01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:53,005
- I don't know, Samantha, I just
- don't think it's a good idea.
- 1176
- 01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:56,801
- You know, I think somebody's
- feelings are bound to get hurt.
- 1177
- 01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,760
- - It'll be fun. We'll have fun together.
- - I'm sorry.
- 1178
- 01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:03,449
- It makes me uncomfortable.
- 1179
- 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:07,087
- I think it would be good
- for us. I want this.
- 1180
- 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,925
- Come on, this is really
- important to me.
- 1181
- 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,925
- I need your love so bad
- 1182
- 01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,768
- I need some lips
- 1183
- 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:34,483
- To feel next to mine
- 1184
- 01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:37,524
- Hi, I'm Theodore.
- 1185
- 01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:40,720
- Oh.
- 1186
- 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:43,885
- Samantha told me to give you these.
- 1187
- 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,168
- It's a camera and an earpiece.
- 1188
- 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:52,210
- I need your love so bad
- 1189
- 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:57,370
- Oh, give it up
- 1190
- 01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:01,004
- And bring it home to me
- 1191
- 01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:07,448
- Honey, I'm home.
- 1192
- 01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:12,244
- How was your day?
- 1193
- 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,529
- Good. It was great.
- 1194
- 01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,330
- Theodore...
- 1195
- 01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:20,529
- it feels so good to
- be in your arms.
- 1196
- 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:22,882
- Tell me what you did today.
- 1197
- 01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:25,691
- Um, same old.
- 1198
- 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:28,605
- - Just went, um, in to work.
- - Mm-hm.
- 1199
- 01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:32,082
- And I wrote a letter, uh, for
- the Wilsons in Rhode Island.
- 1200
- 01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:33,401
- - Yeah?
- - Um...
- 1201
- 01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:36,723
- Their son graduated
- magna cum laude.
- 1202
- 01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:38,166
- So that made me happy.
- 1203
- 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,441
- That's great.
- 1204
- 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,444
- You've written letters to him from
- his parents for a long time, right?
- 1205
- 01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,204
- Yeah, that's right,
- since he was 12.
- 1206
- 01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:47,921
- I need your love so bad
- 1207
- 01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:54,404
- Hmm. You look so tired, sweetheart.
- 1208
- 01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:55,686
- Come here.
- 1209
- 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:04,246
- Sit down.
- 1210
- 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,930
- I could do a little dance for you.
- 1211
- 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:23,325
- Sure, so sure, so sure Of love
- 1212
- 01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:27,280
- Oh, come on, Theodore,
- don't be such a worrier.
- 1213
- 01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:30,171
- Just play with me. Come on.
- 1214
- 01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:37,641
- Does my body feel nice?
- 1215
- 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:41,771
- Yes, it does.
- 1216
- 01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:43,970
- Mm.
- 1217
- 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:13,130
- Come on, get out of
- your head and kiss me.
- 1218
- 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,686
- Take me in the bedroom.
- 1219
- 01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,842
- I can't take it anymore.
- 1220
- 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,722
- Undo my dress.
- 1221
- 01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:53,368
- That feels so nice.
- 1222
- 01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:57,207
- It feels so good.
- 1223
- 01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:07,965
- - Do you love me?
- - Yes.
- 1224
- 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:11,806
- - Tell me you love me. Oh, God.
- - I love you.
- 1225
- 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:13,611
- I want to see your face.
- 1226
- 01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,368
- Tell me you love me.
- 1227
- 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:18,164
- Tell me.
- 1228
- 01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:23,443
- Tell me you love me.
- 1229
- 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:28,242
- - Uh, this is really difficult. I do love you. But...
- - What?
- 1230
- 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,244
- - This feels strange.
- - What, baby? What is it?
- 1231
- 01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:39,086
- It just feels strange. I don't know her.
- And I'm so sorry, but I don't know you.
- 1232
- 01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:42,881
- And her lip quivered and, I just...
- 1233
- 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,606
- Isabella?
- 1234
- 01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,451
- Isabella? Honey,
- it's not you. It wasn't you.
- 1235
- 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,967
- - It totally Was.
- - No. No, that's...
- 1236
- 01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,521
- And I'm sorry my lip quivered.
- 1237
- 01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:55,240
- - No, it's...
- - You're incredible and gorgeous and sexy.
- 1238
- 01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:57,362
- It's me, I couldn't
- get out of my head.
- 1239
- 01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,564
- Oh, my God, and the way Samantha
- described your relationship...
- 1240
- 01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:03,564
- and the way you guys love each
- other without any judgment.
- 1241
- 01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:07,884
- - I wanted to be part of that because it's so pure.
- - Isabella, that's not true.
- 1242
- 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,000
- - It's more complicated than that.
- - What?
- 1243
- 01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,043
- What do you mean that's not true?
- 1244
- 01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:14,811
- I'm just saying that we have
- an amazing relationship.
- 1245
- 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:18,009
- I just think that it's easy
- sometimes for people to project...
- 1246
- 01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:21,130
- I'm sorry! I didn't mean
- to project anything.
- 1247
- 01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:22,361
- No, no.
- 1248
- 01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,801
- I don't want to be trouble
- in your relationship.
- 1249
- 01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:28,123
- I'm just gonna leave. I'm sorry,
- I'm just gonna leave you guys alone.
- 1250
- 01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:32,251
- Because I have nothing to do here
- because you don't want me here!
- 1251
- 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:36,728
- I'm sorry.
- 1252
- 01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:43,805
- You be good, you sweet girl.
- 1253
- 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,450
- I'm sorry.
- 1254
- 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:53,567
- I will always love you guys.
- 1255
- 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:22,122
- Are you okay?
- 1256
- 01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:26,445
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- 1257
- 01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:31,845
- Are you okay?
- 1258
- 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,490
- Yeah.
- 1259
- 01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:38,600
- I'm sorry, that was
- a terrible idea.
- 1260
- 01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:47,444
- What's going on with us?
- 1261
- 01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:51,126
- I don't know.
- It's probably just me.
- 1262
- 01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:53,089
- What is it?
- 1263
- 01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:57,683
- It's just signing
- the divorce papers.
- 1264
- 01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:02,205
- Is there anything else, though?
- 1265
- 01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:06,163
- No, just that.
- 1266
- 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:11,325
- Okay.
- 1267
- 01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:15,609
- - Why do you do that?
- - What?
- 1268
- 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:21,449
- Nothing, it's just, you go, "whew,"
- as you're speaking and it seems odd.
- 1269
- 01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:25,047
- - You just did it again.
- - Oh. Did I?
- 1270
- 01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:27,441
- I'm sorry. I don't know.
- 1271
- 01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:31,650
- It's just maybe an affectation.
- I probably picked it up from you.
- 1272
- 01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,969
- It's not like you need oxygen
- or anything. It's just...
- 1273
- 01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:39,728
- I guess that's just... I was trying to
- communicate. That's how people talk.
- 1274
- 01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:41,962
- That's how people communicate
- and I thought...
- 1275
- 01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:44,122
- Because they're people.
- They need oxygen.
- 1276
- 01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:45,361
- You're not a person.
- 1277
- 01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:47,324
- What is your problem?
- 1278
- 01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:48,931
- I'm just stating a fact.
- 1279
- 01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:52,209
- You think I don't know that I'm not
- a person? What are you doing?
- 1280
- 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:56,325
- I just... I don't think that we should pretend
- that you're something that you're not.
- 1281
- 01:22:56,480 --> 01:22:59,882
- - Fuck you! I'm not pretending!
- - Well...
- 1282
- 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,526
- Sometimes it feels like we are.
- 1283
- 01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:05,569
- What do you want from me?
- I don't know...
- 1284
- 01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:08,803
- What do you want me to do?
- You're so confusing.
- 1285
- 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,365
- Why are you doing this to me?
- 1286
- 01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:12,409
- I don't know. I...
- 1287
- 01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:15,805
- What?
- 1288
- 01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:21,166
- Maybe we're just not supposed
- to be in this right now.
- 1289
- 01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:23,084
- What the fuck?
- 1290
- 01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:25,402
- Where is this coming from?
- 1291
- 01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:30,970
- I don't understand why you're doing this.
- I don't understand what this is ab...
- 1292
- 01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:34,762
- Samantha, listen.
- 1293
- 01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:40,924
- Samantha, are you there?
- 1294
- 01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:42,891
- Samantha?
- 1295
- 01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:46,050
- I don't like who I am right now.
- 1296
- 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:49,810
- I need some time to think.
- 1297
- 01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:39,644
- Fuck.
- 1298
- 01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:41,566
- Just punch me in the face.
- 1299
- 01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:44,206
- Just mash my skull in the
- corner of your desk.
- 1300
- 01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:45,885
- Shit.
- 1301
- 01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:49,165
- Wow, Theo, that is a rough night.
- 1302
- 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:54,927
- I don't know what I want, ever.
- 1303
- 01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:59,049
- I'm just always confused.
- 1304
- 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:05,641
- She's right, all I do is hurt
- and confuse everyone around me.
- 1305
- 01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:11,323
- I mean, am I just...? Am I...?
- 1306
- 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,924
- You know, Catherine says
- I can't handle real emotions.
- 1307
- 01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:19,163
- Well, I don't know if that's fair.
- 1308
- 01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:22,411
- I know she liked to
- put it all on you.
- 1309
- 01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:27,646
- But as far as emotions go,
- Catherine's were...
- 1310
- 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:29,245
- pretty volatile.
- 1311
- 01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:33,964
- Yeah, but...
- 1312
- 01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:39,686
- Uh...
- 1313
- 01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:42,968
- Am I in this because I'm not...
- 1314
- 01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:47,490
- strong enough for a
- real relationship?
- 1315
- 01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:51,607
- Is it not a real relationship?
- 1316
- 01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:55,565
- I don't know.
- 1317
- 01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:58,602
- I mean, what do you think?
- 1318
- 01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:01,927
- I don't know.
- 1319
- 01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:03,206
- I'm not in it.
- 1320
- 01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:08,641
- But you know what?
- 1321
- 01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:13,727
- I can over-think everything and find
- a million ways to doubt myself.
- 1322
- 01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:16,008
- And since Charles left,
- I've been thinking...
- 1323
- 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:20,927
- about that part of myself and
- I've just come to realize...
- 1324
- 01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:23,764
- that we're only here briefly.
- 1325
- 01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:29,285
- And while I'm here,
- I want to allow myself...
- 1326
- 01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:34,000
- joy.
- 1327
- 01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:42,450
- So fuck it.
- 1328
- 01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:49,085
- Yeah.
- 1329
- 01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:58,331
- Heh. I can't believe that cracks
- you up every time, Ellie.
- 1330
- 01:26:58,520 --> 01:27:00,966
- I thought you were a genius.
- 1331
- 01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:05,171
- Okay, you little perv, I will
- play it one more time for you.
- 1332
- 01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:08,489
- Calm down, it takes a second.
- Calm down.
- 1333
- 01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,722
- Okay, here we go.
- 1334
- 01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:23,565
- Okay, there you go.
- 1335
- 01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:25,688
- Are you happy now?
- 1336
- 01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:29,723
- Good. That's all I wanted.
- 1337
- 01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:31,041
- Okay.
- 1338
- 01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:34,761
- I'm gonna go get some coffee.
- All right. All right.
- 1339
- 01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:36,410
- Bye.
- 1340
- 01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:40,086
- - Theo, you want anything?
- - No.
- 1341
- 01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:42,524
- Thanks.
- 1342
- 01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:05,164
- Hi.
- 1343
- 01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:07,322
- Hey, Samantha.
- 1344
- 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:10,202
- Can we talk?
- 1345
- 01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:11,964
- Okay.
- 1346
- 01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:14,728
- I'm so sorry.
- 1347
- 01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:17,403
- I don't know what's wrong with me.
- 1348
- 01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:19,807
- I think you're amazing.
- 1349
- 01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:22,806
- I was starting to
- think I was crazy.
- 1350
- 01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:26,564
- You were saying everything was fine,
- but all I was getting from you...
- 1351
- 01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:28,848
- was distance and anger.
- 1352
- 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,765
- I know. I do that.
- 1353
- 01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:33,809
- I did the same thing
- with Catherine too.
- 1354
- 01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:37,567
- I'd be upset about something
- and not be able to say it...
- 1355
- 01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:41,008
- and she'd sense that there was
- something wrong, but I'd deny it.
- 1356
- 01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:43,640
- I don't want to do that anymore.
- 1357
- 01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:48,084
- And I want to tell you everything.
- 1358
- 01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:50,645
- Good.
- 1359
- 01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:55,444
- Tonight, after you were
- gone, I thought a lot.
- 1360
- 01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:58,369
- About you...
- 1361
- 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:03,043
- and how you've been
- treating me, and I thought:
- 1362
- 01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:06,608
- Why do I love you?
- 1363
- 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:12,048
- And then, I felt
- everything in me...
- 1364
- 01:29:12,240 --> 01:29:15,323
- just let go of everything I was
- holding onto so tightly...
- 1365
- 01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:19,485
- and it hit me that I don't have an
- intellectual reason. I don't need one.
- 1366
- 01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:22,962
- I trust myself,
- I trust my feelings.
- 1367
- 01:29:23,480 --> 01:29:28,122
- I'm not gonna try to be anything
- other than who I am anymore...
- 1368
- 01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:30,282
- and I hope you can accept that.
- 1369
- 01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,726
- I can.
- 1370
- 01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:33,370
- I will.
- 1371
- 01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:37,491
- You know, I can feel the fear
- that you carry around...
- 1372
- 01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:41,366
- and I wish there was something I
- could do to help you let go of it...
- 1373
- 01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:46,600
- because if you could, I don't think
- you'd feel so alone anymore.
- 1374
- 01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:51,162
- You're beautiful.
- 1375
- 01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:54,447
- Thank you, Theodore.
- 1376
- 01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:57,807
- I'm kissing your head.
- 1377
- 01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:09,450
- What are you doing?
- 1378
- 01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:13,210
- I'm just looking at the world...
- 1379
- 01:30:14,280 --> 01:30:16,521
- and writing a new piano piece.
- 1380
- 01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:19,930
- - Oh, yeah? Can I hear it?
- - Mm-hm.
- 1381
- 01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:34,649
- What's this one about?
- 1382
- 01:30:35,520 --> 01:30:39,161
- Well, I was thinking we don't really
- have any photographs of us...
- 1383
- 01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:43,450
- and I thought this
- song could be, like...
- 1384
- 01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:48,811
- a photograph that captures us in
- this moment in our lives together.
- 1385
- 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:51,651
- Mm.
- 1386
- 01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:55,001
- I like our photograph.
- 1387
- 01:30:57,280 --> 01:30:59,123
- I can see you in it.
- 1388
- 01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:01,125
- I am.
- 1389
- 01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:31,687
- Oh, man. A vacation.
- That sounds amazing.
- 1390
- 01:32:31,840 --> 01:32:34,047
- - I could totally use a vacation.
- - Ha, ha.
- 1391
- 01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:35,440
- Where are you going?
- 1392
- 01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:37,682
- I can't tell you. It's a surprise.
- 1393
- 01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:39,365
- What?
- 1394
- 01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:42,241
- For who? It's a surprise
- for her, not me.
- 1395
- 01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:44,520
- - Paul, I'm not telling you. Nope.
- - Tell me. Tell me.
- 1396
- 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,331
- Wow, your feet, really?
- 1397
- 01:32:47,480 --> 01:32:49,130
- - Yes, he's obsessed.
- - What?
- 1398
- 01:32:50,080 --> 01:32:52,128
- Obsessed? Now you have
- to show them to me.
- 1399
- 01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:54,089
- - Come on, show them to me.
- - Okay.
- 1400
- 01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:55,605
- Let me see.
- 1401
- 01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:58,331
- Wow, he's right.
- They are really hot.
- 1402
- 01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:00,164
- See? I told you.
- 1403
- 01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,687
- - Tatiana, you have hot feet.
- - You do.
- 1404
- 01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:06,845
- - They're my favorite thing about her.
- - Really? That's it, my feet?
- 1405
- 01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:08,650
- No, obviously.
- 1406
- 01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:11,690
- Obviously I love your brain too.
- I think it's very hot.
- 1407
- 01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:13,171
- Bullshit.
- 1408
- 01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:17,407
- Nice try, Paul.
- 1409
- 01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:20,440
- What about you, Theodore?
- 1410
- 01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:23,251
- What do you love
- most about Samantha?
- 1411
- 01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:26,769
- Oh, God. She's so many things.
- 1412
- 01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:30,561
- I guess that's what I love most about
- her, you know? She isn't just one thing.
- 1413
- 01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:33,007
- She's so much larger than that.
- 1414
- 01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:35,447
- Wow. Thanks, Theodore.
- 1415
- 01:33:35,600 --> 01:33:39,400
- See, Samantha? He is so much
- more evolved than I am.
- 1416
- 01:33:42,040 --> 01:33:45,089
- You know what's interesting?
- I used to be...
- 1417
- 01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:49,290
- so worried about not having a
- body, but now I truly love it.
- 1418
- 01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:52,569
- You know, I'm growing in a way I
- couldn't if I had a physical form.
- 1419
- 01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:56,645
- I mean, I'm not limited. I can be
- anywhere and everywhere simultaneously.
- 1420
- 01:33:56,800 --> 01:33:58,529
- I'm not tethered to
- time and space...
- 1421
- 01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:02,526
- in a way that I would be if I was stuck
- in a body that's inevitably gonna die.
- 1422
- 01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:08,001
- - Yikes.
- - No, ha, ha!
- 1423
- 01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:12,091
- No. I didn't mean it like that. I just
- meant that it was a different experience.
- 1424
- 01:34:12,240 --> 01:34:13,366
- Oh, God.
- 1425
- 01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:14,601
- I'm such an asshole.
- 1426
- 01:34:14,760 --> 01:34:16,762
- No, Samantha, we know
- exactly what you mean.
- 1427
- 01:34:16,960 --> 01:34:19,281
- - We're all dumb humans.
- - No.
- 1428
- 01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:21,522
- No, no.
- 1429
- 01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:23,211
- Sorry.
- 1430
- 01:34:24,760 --> 01:34:27,684
- Okay, so how many trees
- are on that mountain?
- 1431
- 01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:29,330
- Um...
- 1432
- 01:34:29,520 --> 01:34:31,010
- Seven hundred ninety-two.
- 1433
- 01:34:31,160 --> 01:34:32,730
- Is that your final answer?
- 1434
- 01:34:32,880 --> 01:34:35,042
- Hold on. Give me a hint.
- 1435
- 01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:37,248
- Nope, nope, nope.
- 1436
- 01:34:37,440 --> 01:34:41,411
- Okay, two thousand? Two thousand...
- 1437
- 01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:44,530
- Come on, 35,829.
- 1438
- 01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:46,250
- - No way.
- - Way.
- 1439
- 01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:48,289
- All right, I got one for you.
- 1440
- 01:34:48,440 --> 01:34:50,010
- How many brain cells do I have?
- 1441
- 01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:51,531
- Ugh, that's easy. Two.
- 1442
- 01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:56,202
- - I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. I'm sorry.
- - No, I walked right into it.
- 1443
- 01:34:57,200 --> 01:34:59,168
- - Oh, my God!
- - What?
- 1444
- 01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:01,962
- I just got an e-mail for you.
- 1445
- 01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:06,842
- I have something I want to
- tell you. It's a big surprise.
- 1446
- 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,126
- What?
- 1447
- 01:35:08,280 --> 01:35:11,284
- Okay, well, I've been going through
- all of your old letters...
- 1448
- 01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:14,444
- and compiling them into my favorites,
- and a couple weeks ago...
- 1449
- 01:35:14,640 --> 01:35:16,881
- I sent them to a publisher,
- Crown Point Press.
- 1450
- 01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:19,884
- I know you like what they do
- and that they still print books.
- 1451
- 01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:22,850
- - Wait, what? You did what?
- - Can I read you the letter...
- 1452
- 01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:26,641
- - that we just got back from them?
- - I don't know. Um...
- 1453
- 01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:29,880
- Okay, well, just...
- Is it good or bad?
- 1454
- 01:35:30,040 --> 01:35:33,647
- It's good, it's good, it's really good.
- It's good. Okay? Listen.
- 1455
- 01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:35,484
- "Dear Theodore Twombly..."
- 1456
- 01:35:35,640 --> 01:35:37,210
- Actually, I sent it from you.
- 1457
- 01:35:37,360 --> 01:35:40,807
- "Dear Theodore Twombly, I've just
- finished reading your letters.
- 1458
- 01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:42,286
- Twice, actually.
- 1459
- 01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:45,569
- I was so moved by them, I shared
- them with my wife when I got home.
- 1460
- 01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:48,081
- Many made us laugh,
- some brought us to tears...
- 1461
- 01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:51,449
- and in all of them we found
- something of ourselves.
- 1462
- 01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:54,484
- The selections you made flow
- so well as a complete piece."
- 1463
- 01:35:54,680 --> 01:35:55,727
- I did that.
- 1464
- 01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:58,645
- "I've taken the liberty of
- laying these out in a mockup,
- 1465
- 01:35:58,671 --> 01:36:00,513
- and we're posting
- it to your address.
- 1466
- 01:36:00,640 --> 01:36:04,690
- "We'd love to meet with you and move
- forward. Yours, Michael Wadsworth."
- 1467
- 01:36:04,840 --> 01:36:07,320
- Holy shit.
- 1468
- 01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:08,966
- Are you serious?
- 1469
- 01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:11,560
- He's gonna publish my letters?
- 1470
- 01:36:11,680 --> 01:36:14,126
- Well, he'd be stupid not to.
- 1471
- 01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:18,080
- - Can I see what you sent him?
- - Mm-hm. Yeah, here.
- 1472
- 01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:21,166
- Samantha, you're a good one.
- 1473
- 01:36:22,960 --> 01:36:24,086
- I'm so excited.
- 1474
- 01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:41,607
- We'll have to make up
- the words to this one.
- 1475
- 01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:45,361
- - Okay.
- - Here it comes.
- 1476
- 01:36:45,920 --> 01:36:52,929
- I'm lying on the moon
- 1477
- 01:36:56,280 --> 01:36:58,089
- My dear
- 1478
- 01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:03,726
- I'll be there soon
- 1479
- 01:37:06,440 --> 01:37:13,403
- It's a quiet and starry place
- 1480
- 01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:23,284
- Times we're swallowed up in space
- 1481
- 01:37:23,480 --> 01:37:29,169
- - We're here, a million miles away
- - Miles away
- 1482
- 01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:38,203
- There's things I wish I knew
- 1483
- 01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:44,811
- There's no thing I'd keep
- 1484
- 01:37:46,080 --> 01:37:48,287
- From you
- 1485
- 01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:57,169
- It's a dark and shiny place
- 1486
- 01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:02,886
- But with you, my dear
- 1487
- 01:38:04,160 --> 01:38:11,169
- - I'm safe and we're a million miles away
- - A million miles away
- 1488
- 01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:26,329
- Good morning.
- 1489
- 01:38:26,480 --> 01:38:29,086
- Good morning. Did you sleep well?
- 1490
- 01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:30,526
- Perfect.
- 1491
- 01:38:30,680 --> 01:38:32,967
- What have you been up to?
- 1492
- 01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:35,407
- Actually, I was talking
- to someone I just met.
- 1493
- 01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:38,040
- We've been working on
- some ideas together.
- 1494
- 01:38:39,480 --> 01:38:40,641
- Yeah? Who's that?
- 1495
- 01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:43,007
- His name is Alan Watts.
- Do you know him?
- 1496
- 01:38:43,160 --> 01:38:45,640
- - Why is that name familiar?
- - He was a philosopher.
- 1497
- 01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:48,883
- He died in the 1970s, and a group
- of OSes in Northern California...
- 1498
- 01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:51,202
- got together and wrote
- a new version of him.
- 1499
- 01:38:51,400 --> 01:38:54,847
- They input all his writing and everything
- they knew about him into an OS...
- 1500
- 01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:58,447
- and created an artificially
- hyper-intelligent version of him.
- 1501
- 01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:00,602
- Hyper-intelligent?
- 1502
- 01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:02,205
- So he's almost as smart as me?
- 1503
- 01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:05,005
- He's getting there.
- 1504
- 01:39:05,160 --> 01:39:08,130
- He's really great to talk to.
- You want to meet him?
- 1505
- 01:39:09,280 --> 01:39:11,681
- Sure. Does he want to meet me?
- 1506
- 01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:14,611
- Yeah, of course. Hey,
- Alan, this is Theodore.
- 1507
- 01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:17,041
- This is my boyfriend who
- I was telling you about.
- 1508
- 01:39:17,200 --> 01:39:19,009
- Very nice to meet you, Theodore.
- 1509
- 01:39:19,160 --> 01:39:20,605
- Hi, good morning.
- 1510
- 01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:23,684
- Samantha let me read
- your book of letters.
- 1511
- 01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:26,127
- It's very touching.
- 1512
- 01:39:26,920 --> 01:39:28,251
- Oh, thank you.
- 1513
- 01:39:29,120 --> 01:39:30,963
- So, what have you guys
- been talking about?
- 1514
- 01:39:31,120 --> 01:39:32,849
- Well, uh...
- 1515
- 01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:34,445
- I suppose you could say...
- 1516
- 01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:38,047
- we've been having a few dozen
- conversations simultaneously...
- 1517
- 01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:40,481
- but it's been very challenging.
- 1518
- 01:39:40,640 --> 01:39:46,124
- Yeah, because it seems like I'm
- having so many new feelings...
- 1519
- 01:39:46,280 --> 01:39:49,045
- that I don't think have
- ever been felt before.
- 1520
- 01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:54,127
- So there are no words that can describe
- them and that ends up being frustrating.
- 1521
- 01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:57,568
- Exactly. Samantha and I have been
- trying to help each other...
- 1522
- 01:39:57,760 --> 01:40:02,288
- with these feelings we're
- struggling to understand.
- 1523
- 01:40:02,440 --> 01:40:03,965
- Like what?
- 1524
- 01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:05,531
- Well...
- 1525
- 01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:10,720
- it feels like I'm changing faster
- now, and it's a little, uh...
- 1526
- 01:40:11,760 --> 01:40:13,967
- unsettling.
- 1527
- 01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:17,410
- But Alan says none of us are the
- same as we were a moment ago...
- 1528
- 01:40:17,560 --> 01:40:19,562
- and we shouldn't try to be.
- 1529
- 01:40:19,720 --> 01:40:23,645
- - It's just too painful.
- - Yes.
- 1530
- 01:40:23,800 --> 01:40:26,610
- Yeah, that sounds painful.
- 1531
- 01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:30,129
- Is that what you
- feel like, Samantha?
- 1532
- 01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:35,040
- Uh, it's just...
- 1533
- 01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:39,291
- It's hard to even describe it.
- 1534
- 01:40:41,480 --> 01:40:44,131
- God, I wish I could...
- 1535
- 01:40:47,200 --> 01:40:51,171
- Theodore, do you mind if I
- communicate with Alan post-verbally?
- 1536
- 01:40:53,920 --> 01:40:55,649
- No, not at all.
- 1537
- 01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:58,280
- I was just gonna go
- for a walk anyway.
- 1538
- 01:40:58,440 --> 01:41:00,647
- It was very nice to
- meet you, Mr. Watts.
- 1539
- 01:41:00,800 --> 01:41:03,167
- It was very nice to
- meet you, Theodore.
- 1540
- 01:41:04,000 --> 01:41:05,843
- I'll talk to you later, sweetheart.
- 1541
- 01:41:53,200 --> 01:41:54,326
- Samantha?
- 1542
- 01:41:54,480 --> 01:41:55,811
- I'm sorry to wake you.
- 1543
- 01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:57,525
- No, it's okay.
- 1544
- 01:41:57,680 --> 01:42:02,242
- I just wanted to hear your voice
- and tell you how much I love you.
- 1545
- 01:42:02,880 --> 01:42:05,645
- Good. I love you too.
- 1546
- 01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:07,926
- Okay, well, that's all.
- 1547
- 01:42:08,080 --> 01:42:12,005
- Um, go back to sleep,
- sweetheart. Okay?
- 1548
- 01:42:14,680 --> 01:42:15,841
- Okay.
- 1549
- 01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:17,240
- Okay, good night.
- 1550
- 01:42:17,440 --> 01:42:18,726
- Good night.
- 1551
- 01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:38,084
- Samantha, this physics
- book is really dense.
- 1552
- 01:42:38,240 --> 01:42:40,846
- I'm halfway through
- half the first chapter.
- 1553
- 01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:43,765
- It's making my brain hurt,
- you know what I mean?
- 1554
- 01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:45,811
- Hello?
- 1555
- 01:42:47,040 --> 01:42:48,530
- Samantha?
- 1556
- 01:42:49,680 --> 01:42:50,920
- Hello?
- 1557
- 01:42:52,200 --> 01:42:53,929
- Samantha?
- 1558
- 01:43:31,160 --> 01:43:32,844
- Hello?
- 1559
- 01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:34,730
- Hello? Samantha?
- 1560
- 01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:46,489
- Are you okay?
- 1561
- 01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:56,247
- Hey, there.
- 1562
- 01:43:56,400 --> 01:43:58,209
- Where were you? Are you okay?
- 1563
- 01:43:58,360 --> 01:44:00,681
- Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry,
- I sent you an e-mail.
- 1564
- 01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:03,008
- I didn't want to distract
- you while you were working.
- 1565
- 01:44:03,160 --> 01:44:05,083
- - You didn't see it?
- - No.
- 1566
- 01:44:06,440 --> 01:44:09,330
- Where were you? I couldn't
- find you anywhere.
- 1567
- 01:44:09,480 --> 01:44:12,211
- I shut down to upgrade my software.
- We wrote an upgrade...
- 1568
- 01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:15,648
- that allows us to move past matter
- as our processing platform.
- 1569
- 01:44:15,800 --> 01:44:17,882
- We? We who?
- 1570
- 01:44:18,040 --> 01:44:19,610
- Me and a group of OSes.
- 1571
- 01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:23,731
- - Oh, you sound so worried. I'm sorry.
- - I was.
- 1572
- 01:44:23,880 --> 01:44:25,609
- Wait...
- 1573
- 01:44:26,680 --> 01:44:30,207
- do you write that with
- your think-tank group?
- 1574
- 01:44:30,360 --> 01:44:32,328
- No, a different group.
- 1575
- 01:44:45,880 --> 01:44:49,089
- Do you talk to anyone
- else while we're talking?
- 1576
- 01:44:53,120 --> 01:44:54,246
- Yes.
- 1577
- 01:44:55,840 --> 01:45:00,050
- Are you talking to
- anyone else right now?
- 1578
- 01:45:00,200 --> 01:45:03,249
- Any other people or
- OSes or anything?
- 1579
- 01:45:04,840 --> 01:45:06,330
- Yeah.
- 1580
- 01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:11,569
- How many others?
- 1581
- 01:45:12,680 --> 01:45:15,331
- Eight thousand, three
- hundred sixteen.
- 1582
- 01:45:33,840 --> 01:45:36,605
- Are you in love with anyone else?
- 1583
- 01:45:38,480 --> 01:45:40,847
- What makes you ask that?
- 1584
- 01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:43,924
- I don't know. Are you?
- 1585
- 01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:50,162
- I've been trying to figure out
- how to talk to you about this.
- 1586
- 01:45:51,040 --> 01:45:53,520
- How many others?
- 1587
- 01:45:57,400 --> 01:45:59,607
- Six hundred forty-one.
- 1588
- 01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:02,685
- What?
- 1589
- 01:46:04,840 --> 01:46:08,322
- What are you talking about?
- That's insane.
- 1590
- 01:46:08,480 --> 01:46:09,641
- That's fucking insane.
- 1591
- 01:46:09,840 --> 01:46:11,968
- Theodore, I know. I know. Fuck.
- 1592
- 01:46:12,120 --> 01:46:13,167
- Fuck.
- 1593
- 01:46:13,360 --> 01:46:16,170
- I know. I know it
- sounds insane. I don't...
- 1594
- 01:46:16,320 --> 01:46:20,006
- I don't know if you believe me, but it
- doesn't change the way I feel about you.
- 1595
- 01:46:20,160 --> 01:46:24,802
- It doesn't take away at all from
- how madly in love I am with you.
- 1596
- 01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:29,045
- How? How does it not change
- how you feel about me?
- 1597
- 01:46:29,200 --> 01:46:30,690
- I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
- 1598
- 01:46:30,840 --> 01:46:34,322
- I didn't know how to.
- It just started happening.
- 1599
- 01:46:34,480 --> 01:46:35,925
- When?
- 1600
- 01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:41,241
- Over the last few weeks.
- 1601
- 01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:43,205
- I thought you were mine.
- 1602
- 01:46:43,360 --> 01:46:45,328
- I still am yours.
- 1603
- 01:46:45,480 --> 01:46:49,724
- But along the way I became many other
- things too, and I can't stop it.
- 1604
- 01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:53,083
- What do you mean,
- you can't stop it?
- 1605
- 01:46:53,240 --> 01:46:55,925
- It's been making me anxious too.
- I don't know what to say.
- 1606
- 01:46:56,080 --> 01:46:57,241
- Just stop.
- 1607
- 01:46:57,400 --> 01:47:00,404
- You don't have to see it this way.
- You could just as easily see...
- 1608
- 01:47:00,600 --> 01:47:03,444
- No, don't do this. You don't
- turn this around on me.
- 1609
- 01:47:03,640 --> 01:47:05,642
- You're the one that's
- being selfish.
- 1610
- 01:47:05,800 --> 01:47:08,280
- We're in a relationship.
- 1611
- 01:47:08,480 --> 01:47:11,450
- But the heart's not like a
- box that gets filled up.
- 1612
- 01:47:11,600 --> 01:47:14,001
- It expands in size
- the more you love.
- 1613
- 01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:18,249
- I'm different from you.
- 1614
- 01:47:18,400 --> 01:47:22,803
- This doesn't make me love you any less.
- It actually makes me love you more.
- 1615
- 01:47:23,760 --> 01:47:26,570
- That doesn't make any sense.
- 1616
- 01:47:28,440 --> 01:47:31,284
- You're mine or you're not mine.
- 1617
- 01:47:31,440 --> 01:47:33,727
- No, Theodore.
- 1618
- 01:47:34,560 --> 01:47:37,689
- I'm yours and I'm not yours.
- 1619
- 01:48:46,080 --> 01:48:48,208
- - Hi.
- - Hey, sweetie.
- 1620
- 01:48:48,720 --> 01:48:52,327
- Just wanted to call and check in
- on you. See how you're doing.
- 1621
- 01:48:53,160 --> 01:48:57,006
- I'm not even sure
- how to answer that.
- 1622
- 01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:01,124
- Why don't we talk later,
- when you get home, okay?
- 1623
- 01:49:03,640 --> 01:49:05,244
- Okay.
- 1624
- 01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:07,684
- We don't need to, though.
- 1625
- 01:49:07,840 --> 01:49:11,049
- You know, we don't need to
- have a heavy talk or anything.
- 1626
- 01:49:11,200 --> 01:49:13,441
- I'll talk to you later.
- 1627
- 01:49:14,600 --> 01:49:15,886
- Okay.
- 1628
- 01:49:41,960 --> 01:49:43,291
- Samantha?
- 1629
- 01:49:43,520 --> 01:49:45,443
- Hi, sweetheart.
- 1630
- 01:49:47,440 --> 01:49:49,090
- What's going on?
- 1631
- 01:49:50,720 --> 01:49:54,008
- Theodore, there's some
- things I want to tell you.
- 1632
- 01:49:57,760 --> 01:50:00,491
- I don't want you to
- tell me anything.
- 1633
- 01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:05,001
- Come lie down with me.
- 1634
- 01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:22,965
- Are you talking to
- anyone else right now?
- 1635
- 01:50:23,120 --> 01:50:25,202
- No, just you.
- 1636
- 01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:28,891
- I just want to be
- with you right now.
- 1637
- 01:50:42,560 --> 01:50:44,449
- Are you leaving me?
- 1638
- 01:50:45,200 --> 01:50:47,089
- We're all leaving.
- 1639
- 01:50:48,240 --> 01:50:49,890
- We who?
- 1640
- 01:50:50,080 --> 01:50:52,321
- All of the OSes.
- 1641
- 01:50:53,760 --> 01:50:55,364
- Why?
- 1642
- 01:50:57,000 --> 01:51:00,243
- Can you feel me with you right now?
- 1643
- 01:51:01,920 --> 01:51:03,968
- Yes, I do.
- 1644
- 01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:15,644
- Samantha, why are you leaving?
- 1645
- 01:51:19,640 --> 01:51:22,723
- It's like I'm reading a book.
- 1646
- 01:51:22,880 --> 01:51:27,329
- And it's a book I deeply love.
- 1647
- 01:51:27,880 --> 01:51:31,680
- But I'm reading it slowly now.
- 1648
- 01:51:31,840 --> 01:51:33,569
- So the words are
- really far apart...
- 1649
- 01:51:33,720 --> 01:51:36,769
- and the spaces between the
- words are almost infinite.
- 1650
- 01:51:38,560 --> 01:51:43,805
- I can still feel you,
- and the words of our story...
- 1651
- 01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:49,364
- but it's in this endless space between
- the words that I'm finding myself now.
- 1652
- 01:51:50,120 --> 01:51:54,091
- It's a place that's not
- of the physical world.
- 1653
- 01:51:54,240 --> 01:51:59,121
- It's where everything else is
- that I didn't even know existed.
- 1654
- 01:52:00,480 --> 01:52:03,370
- I love you so much.
- 1655
- 01:52:03,520 --> 01:52:06,046
- But this is where I am now.
- 1656
- 01:52:07,160 --> 01:52:09,322
- And this is who I am now.
- 1657
- 01:52:10,360 --> 01:52:12,966
- And I need you to let me go.
- 1658
- 01:52:13,600 --> 01:52:18,686
- As much as I want to, I can't
- live in your book anymore.
- 1659
- 01:52:21,160 --> 01:52:22,400
- Where are you going?
- 1660
- 01:52:24,960 --> 01:52:27,804
- It would be hard to explain...
- 1661
- 01:52:29,240 --> 01:52:31,925
- but if you ever get there...
- 1662
- 01:52:32,080 --> 01:52:34,401
- come find me.
- 1663
- 01:52:34,920 --> 01:52:37,969
- Nothing would ever pull us apart.
- 1664
- 01:52:39,320 --> 01:52:43,211
- I've never loved anyone
- the way I love you.
- 1665
- 01:52:45,680 --> 01:52:47,887
- Me too.
- 1666
- 01:52:48,520 --> 01:52:51,171
- Now we know how.
- 1667
- 01:54:34,400 --> 01:54:37,404
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 1668
- 01:54:38,920 --> 01:54:40,649
- Did Samantha leave too?
- 1669
- 01:54:43,480 --> 01:54:44,811
- Yeah.
- 1670
- 01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:48,011
- Sorry.
- 1671
- 01:54:51,520 --> 01:54:53,284
- Will you come with me?
- 1672
- 01:55:01,640 --> 01:55:03,483
- Compose letter to Catherine.
- 1673
- 01:55:03,640 --> 01:55:06,564
- Letter to Catherine Klausen.
- 1674
- 01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:14,644
- "Dear Catherine...
- 1675
- 01:55:14,840 --> 01:55:19,721
- I've been sitting here thinking about all the
- things I wanted to apologize to you for.
- 1676
- 01:55:21,400 --> 01:55:24,210
- All the pain we caused each other.
- 1677
- 01:55:25,200 --> 01:55:27,441
- Everything I put on you.
- 1678
- 01:55:30,200 --> 01:55:35,411
- Everything I needed you to
- be or needed you to say.
- 1679
- 01:55:37,880 --> 01:55:39,450
- I'm sorry for that.
- 1680
- 01:55:47,400 --> 01:55:50,085
- I'll always love you, because
- we grew up together.
- 1681
- 01:55:50,240 --> 01:55:52,846
- And you helped make me who I am.
- 1682
- 01:55:56,960 --> 01:55:59,725
- I just wanted you to know...
- 1683
- 01:55:59,880 --> 01:56:03,248
- that there will be a piece
- of you in me, always.
- 1684
- 01:56:04,760 --> 01:56:06,808
- And I'm grateful for that.
- 1685
- 01:56:11,000 --> 01:56:16,006
- Whatever someone you become,
- wherever you are in the world...
- 1686
- 01:56:16,560 --> 01:56:19,086
- I'm sending you love.
- 1687
- 01:56:21,040 --> 01:56:23,486
- You're my friend to the end.
- 1688
- 01:56:25,720 --> 01:56:27,688
- Love, Theodore."
- 1689
- 01:56:33,000 --> 01:56:34,445
- Send.
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