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  1. 5'6 | balding | senile | american accent | standard civillian outfit | always smiling for some reason | dumb look on his face | shitty moustache.
  2.  
  3. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN CITY 8!?"
  4. [LOOC] David Conway: Not like last time.
  5. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Well."
  6. ** [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] gets up.
  7. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman taps on the window
  8. George W. Box says "We're going to have some fun with you."
  9. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] yells "YOU'RE GONNA' PUT ME OUTTA' MY MISERY."
  10. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Hey you lazy bastard."
  11. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] yells "AT LEAST I WON'T PUT UP WITH BEING BULLIED AROUND ANYMORE."
  12. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "You like Huey Lewis and the News?"
  13. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "WHAT!?"
  14. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "George go get the radio."
  15. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "WHOSE THAT!?"
  16. George W. Box says "ok."
  17. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "It's a great little rock and pop band"
  18. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman puts the cassete into the radio
  19. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "I don't know who they are...."
  20. ** Huey Lewis and the News - "Hip to be square" starts play
  21. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman starts to dance
  22. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I always dance when this song comes on"
  23. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman sings along
  24. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Wha-?"
  25. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Oh yeah you're here."
  26. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Whats your name *countines to dance*"
  27. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "What?"
  28. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Your new name, Is now Pau- HIP TO BE SQUARE!"
  29. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "What point is there in living anymore?"
  30. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I love that part!"
  31. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I could listen to this song all day!"
  32. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "What fucking point is there, in living."
  33. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "When everything just kicks you down."
  34. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Don't be a whiny little bitch, Paul."
  35. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "I did absolutely nothing to deserve this.l"
  36. Screenshot Requested
  37. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Oh shut up you."
  38. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Fuck you."
  39. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Kill me."
  40. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "True American values come in all forms."
  41. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Put me out of this nightmare."
  42. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Reagan said that at least."
  43. ** the radio starts getting louder and louder
  44. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Then we got Clinton."
  45. ** [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] covers his ears.
  46. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Say who did you vote for in 2016? before the invasion?"
  47. [AU Co-Owner]CPG]Woodyfriedt has connected to the server.
  48. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I voted for Donald, good man he was."
  49. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Trump."
  50. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I liked that stick it to 'em personality."
  51. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Yeah you liked him too?"
  52. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Yep."
  53. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "What was your favorite policy?"
  54. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I liked when he kicked those niggers out."
  55. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Those blow-themself-up ones."
  56. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Islam was always for the crazy folk."
  57. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "I couldn'- trust them."
  58. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Me neither."
  59. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Say do you want some coffee?"
  60. Greywolf has disconnected from the server.
  61. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "I don't think I deserve it."
  62. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "George go get the coffee maker."
  63. George W. Box says "Ok"
  64. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "If I'm being held accountible for killing someone."
  65. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Make a batch."
  66. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "There's no point in having coffee."
  67. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "What? You didn't kill anybody."
  68. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "That man-"
  69. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Thats my job."
  70. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Who?"
  71. ** George W. Box gets coffee maker out of the bin
  72. [OOC] Charles Magnus: he left
  73. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Beat the livin' shit outta' me for "killing" his "brother" and "cousin"."
  74. ** George W. Box sets it on the table
  75. ** George W. Box starts to make coffee
  76. [OOC] David Conway: oh.
  77. George W. Box says "It'll be done in 10 minutes."
  78. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "To live, to live a straight forward life."
  79. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Ha, A good life is always well, A good life."
  80. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Without any interruptions."
  81. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I wonder if those damn police will SHUT THE FUCK UP."
  82. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman yells "GEORGE GO GET THE FLASHLIGHT"
  83. George W. Box says "ok"
  84. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman yells "YOU STUPID BITCH."
  85. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "End up in this shithole city 17 industrial."
  86. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Sorry, I had to check, my pager."
  87. ** George W. Box gets a broken flashlight out of the dumpster and puts some batteries in it
  88. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Motoroa makes some great pagers."
  89. George W. Box says "I've got it."
  90. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "My time is up."
  91. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Thanks."
  92. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Isn't it?"
  93. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman picks up the flashlight
  94. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman tries to shine it in the person face
  95. ** it doesn't work
  96. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "The fuck?"
  97. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Go get some batteries George."
  98. George W. Box says "I put batteries in it."
  99. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman slaps the flashlight
  100. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Go find new ones you FUCKING IDIOT."
  101. George W. Box says "Fuck you too."
  102. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "HEY IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I'LL MURDER YOU"
  103. ** George W. Box gets a package of batteries out of the cabinet
  104. George W. Box says "Alright, alright."
  105. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Hey buddy, Not's the time to sleep."
  106. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Get up."
  107. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "When and how did it get to this point?"
  108. ** George W. Box gives pat the batteries
  109. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Or what that rapper fellow said"
  110. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says ""Raise up""
  111. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Hey."
  112. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I don't like degenerate music."
  113. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Do you want my flashlight?"
  114. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I like Huey Lewis and the News."
  115. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "No this flashlight is uh"
  116. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Red."
  117. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Yours is black."
  118. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Uh so I guess I really aren't colorblind."
  119. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "See, us two pals here, finding out I'm not colorblind."
  120. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Here I was gonna murder you but I seem to be attached to you."
  121. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "You're like a pet."
  122. TheMetalGamer has connected to the server.
  123. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "But lazy, rude and not very nice."
  124. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "You're right."
  125. Eject Balisong has connected to the server.
  126. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I use to own a dog."
  127. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "It died."
  128. George W. Box says "hold on there's a lizard in the kitchen."
  129. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I don't know how."
  130. ** George W. Box kicks the lizard out of the door
  131. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Help me on this Albert."
  132. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "No."
  133. George W. Box says "Huh"
  134. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "George is our coffee ready for our guest?"
  135. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "I don't know how either."
  136. George W. Box says "Nearly."
  137. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "I don't deserve coffee."
  138. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I swear George, I got a fucking hatchet in my jacket, if you FUCK THIS UP TOO."
  139. ** George W. Box turns off the coffee maker and pours a cup of coffee
  140. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "If I'm "lazy" "rude" and "not very nice""
  141. George W. Box says "Yeah yeah."
  142. EeveE ObsessioN has connected to the server.
  143. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Then what point is there in rewarding that kind of behavior?"
  144. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Say, have you ever heard the definition of insanity?"
  145. ** George W. Box holds out the cup of piping hot coffee
  146. George W. Box says "Here."
  147. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "It's uh"
  148. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman pulls out a dictonary
  149. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says ""When you do something over and over, and expect the same results""
  150. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "The book's wrong probably anyway"
  151. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman throws it out
  152. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman picks up the coffee
  153. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman takes a sip
  154. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Sitting there, losing your fucking mind, when everything you see comes to shit, when everything you do turns to an ugly mess."
  155. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman spits it out on George
  156. George W. Box yells "OW WHAT THE FUCK"
  157. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "What fucking flavor is this George?"
  158. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "That's a definition of insanity."
  159. George W. Box says "It's black."
  160. George W. Box says "ffffuck."
  161. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "This is not my favorite Pecan flavor-"
  162. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "YOU STUPID FUCK GEORGE"
  163. George W. Box says "We were all out"
  164. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman pours out the entire glass on george
  165. George W. Box yells "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
  166. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "GO FIND SOME MORE PECAN FLAVORING"
  167. [OOC] Austin Greene: YO PEEPS
  168. ** George W. Box rolld on the floor holding his face because he got 2nd degree burns from the fucking coffee
  169. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "This is my fate."
  170. [LOOC] George W. Box: *rolls
  171. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Oh go put some gause on it."
  172. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "You decide what happens next."
  173. [OOC] Austin Greene: I WANT ALL THESE HOES TO KNOW
  174. George W. Box yells "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
  175. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Thats what my mom use to say you know?"
  176. [OOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: That a real nigga just hit the floor
  177. [OOC] Austin Greene: THAT A REAL NIGGA JUST HIT THE DO
  178. [OOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: YOU STOLE MY FUCKIN THUNDERMANG
  179. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Say there's alot of ash on the window, I can't see your face, can you wipe it for me?"
  180. ** George W. Box goes over to the waterhole
  181. ** George W. Box jumps in
  182. EeveE ObsessioN has connected to the server.
  183. [HTML] http://forums.buttsixteen.com/js/xenforo/xenforo.js?_v=073095e7:170: Uncaught TypeError: Property 'group' of object #<error> is not a function
  184. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "When life betrays your interests, when it brings an anvil on your self-esteem. When all you can do is sit in a chair, and SHIT yourself until you're a vegetable."
  185. [HTML] http://forums.buttsixteen.com/js/xenforo/xenforo.js?_v=073095e7:170: Uncaught TypeError: Property 'group' of object #<error> is not a function
  186. [HTML] http://mymaplist.com/js/vendor/TweenLite.min.js:1: Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token <
  187. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Oh! I almost forgot."
  188. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman chuckles
  189. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "IS that what insanity is?"
  190. [HTML] http://mymaplist.com/js/vendor/TweenLite.min.js:1: Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token <
  191. [HTML] http://forums.buttsixteen.com/js/xenforo/xenforo.js?_v=073095e7:170: Uncaught TypeError: Property 'group' of object #<error> is not a function
  192. [OOC] Austin Greene: Young metro dont trust you..
  193. [HTML] http://mymaplist.com/js/vendor/TweenLite.min.js:1: Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token <
  194. [HTML] http://forums.buttsixteen.com/js/xenforo/xenforo.js?_v=073095e7:170: Uncaught TypeError: Property 'group' of object #<error> is not a function
  195. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "You have a limited amount of oxeygen in there."
  196. [OOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: Im gone shoot
  197. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Doors sealed."
  198. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "It's a gas chamber filling with methane, are you having any trouble breathing?"
  199. [OOC] Austin Greene: thinkin of other songs
  200. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I tried to be a doctor but I found out being a lawyer better suited me"
  201. [HTML] http://forums.buttsixteen.com/js/xenforo/xenforo.js?_v=073095e7:170: Uncaught TypeError: Property 'group' of object #<error> is not a function
  202. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Smells like it."
  203. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman points to his nice suit
  204. [OOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: BIGGE SMALL THE MILLIONARE
  205. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Suited? Get it?"
  206. [OOC] George W. Box: biggie is dead
  207. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman bursts out into laughter
  208. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "I like it."
  209. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I also have this raincoat."
  210. [OOC] Austin Greene: RIP
  211. [OOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: He will always live on...in my heart...
  212. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Wait, why do I have a fucking raincoat?"
  213. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "B-b"
  214. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "PAUL? WHY DO I HAVE A RAINCOAT?"
  215. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "This feels."
  216. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I'm getting pretty heated in here, I'm gonna step outside and get some air, be back."
  217. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Hey."
  218. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Paul?"
  219. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Is that your name?"
  220. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman walks back around the corner with a can of petrol
  221. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Holy fuck."
  222. [OOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: #neverforgetB.I.B
  223. George W. Box says "No, that's his nickname for you."
  224. EeveE ObsessioN has connected to the server.
  225. [OOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: B.I.G*
  226. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman pushes george out of the way
  227. George W. Box says "Since he doesn't know yours."
  228. George W. Box says "Ow what the fuck"
  229. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Say do you know where my car is?"
  230. George W. Box says "No."
  231. [OOC] Austin Greene: the fat hoe
  232. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I have this petrol here and it's full."
  233. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Pour it in."
  234. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I NEED TO FILL UP MY CAR."
  235. George W. Box says "You don't have a car."
  236. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER."
  237. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Pour it in this room instead."
  238. George W. Box says "What"
  239. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "You have a match, right?"
  240. George W. Box says "Yep."
  241. George W. Box says "Not wasting it on you though."
  242. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Life doesn't matter anymore."
  243. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman opens the can and pours it all over the room
  244. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "You know what to do."
  245. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "THIS BETTER NOT GET ON MY SHOES"
  246. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "You have it all set in your mind."
  247. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Do it."
  248. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman throws the can with it being half full
  249. [LOOC] George W. Box: it rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
  250. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Oh no it's spilling."
  251. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "A SPILL."
  252. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I should make a product to fix that."
  253. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Did it get on your shoes?"
  254. [OOC] Austin Greene: ware is u guys
  255. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "What should I call it?"
  256. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Oh no I'm not wearing shoes."
  257. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Good question."
  258. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Oilclean."
  259. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Oilclean? Great idea."
  260. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Oil-clean sounds good enough."
  261. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "This is a business place, a think tank if you will."
  262. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "My next propossed idea."
  263. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I'm gonna burn you into ashes."
  264. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Goodbye."
  265. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "And then smoke your ashes with a bong."
  266. [OOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: All I want is booty, Big booty bitches.- Biggie Small
  267. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "And gain your... LIFE FORCE."
  268. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Whatever you want, life's got it out for me."
  269. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "It's bad luck."
  270. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "My body, my life, it's bad luck."
  271. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "It's all bad luck."
  272. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "No, your life force is being a cute little creature."
  273. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Nope."
  274. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Look at it George its so cute."
  275. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "It's bad luck."
  276. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Say, Play some more Huey Lewis and the News George."
  277. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Should someone consume my body in some way. It's bad luck for you, and for whoever consumes, or inhales me."
  278. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Play "Power of love""
  279. George W. Box says "Ok."
  280. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "It's next to the Elvis albums."
  281. ** George W. Box puts on 'power of love' on the radio.
  282. EmitSound: volume out of bounds = -0.990000
  283. EmitSound: volume out of bounds = -0.990000
  284. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "That's my second favorite artist if you know."
  285. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Nice."
  286. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Say how's the methane getting you?"
  287. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "You don't seem bothered by it"
  288. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Oh silly me, I didn't activate the gas"
  289. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Hehe-ha."
  290. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Goodbye."
  291. ** [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] pTSD kicks in.
  292. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman goes to the keypad and activates the methane.
  293. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] yells "HAAAAA"
  294. ** fissing noise
  295. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Ah there's the methane."
  296. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "No point."
  297. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Haha."
  298. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Should take about... 30 minutes before you get knocked out?"
  299. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "I was already fucked."
  300. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Just enough to learn how to play Chess."
  301. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "My destination was set for me, hehe."
  302. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "You know how to play Chess right?"
  303. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Is there a god?"
  304. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Ch-"
  305. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Check."
  306. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I am your god."
  307. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "For now at least."
  308. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "So cut me down."
  309. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "You're god."
  310. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "All those different beliefs."
  311. ** [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] presses face against glass.
  312. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "The Christians think there's one god"
  313. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Cut me down."
  314. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "You have the power, in your hands."
  315. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Cut me down."
  316. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "The Hindus thinks there's many"
  317. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Cut me down into an abyss."
  318. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "CUT."
  319. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "MEEEe."
  320. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I never was an expert on Western Culture you know that?"
  321. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "DOWWWWWwwwwwn."
  322. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "aahaha"
  323. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I love history but was never an expert"
  324. [LOOC] George W. Box: soon the sun will set
  325. [LOOC] George W. Box: a day of work behind
  326. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Lemme burn."
  327. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Say you heard my new nickname? I want to now be called, Johnny Rocket"
  328. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman yells "BOOM"
  329. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "What point is there?"
  330. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "How do you think of that?"
  331. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "No."
  332. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "I think we can do better than that."
  333. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Alright summit your ideas."
  334. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "John Lennon."
  335. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Ah, I love that guy."
  336. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "He was a great producer you know that?"
  337. ** some trash falls down the chute
  338. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Oh look."
  339. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "He blew his mind out in a caaaaar."
  340. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman picks up a newspaper
  341. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman goes back to the window and reads it
  342. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says ""Earth surrenders"?"
  343. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman throws the newspaper
  344. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "That's what it says."
  345. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Earth Surrenders."
  346. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Wow, These media outlets these days."
  347. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "I surrendered."
  348. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "At some point."
  349. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman checks his non-existant watch
  350. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Sayeheheh"
  351. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "It's been about 20 minutes."
  352. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "It's time, right?"
  353. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "How are you feeling bud?"
  354. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Aaaalriiiiight."
  355. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "You sound tired."
  356. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "You got 8 hours of sleep?"
  357. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Thats what the doctors say is normal hours."
  358. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "Even 8 hours of sleep won't save me."
  359. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "I guess my STUPID BITCH mom was RIGHT AGAIN."
  360. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "So why wait?"
  361. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman yells "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?"
  362. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman yells "YOU THERE."
  363. [23 Years of Age, Five...] yells "ooc ignore me pls"
  364. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman yells "GET THE FUCK OUT"
  365. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Oh, must've been my mind playin' tricks on me"
  366. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman hums a song to himself
  367. ** [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] hums along.
  368. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "You know the song too?"
  369. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Great song."
  370. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Right?"
  371. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "I should enjoy the last minutes of my life."
  372. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "RIGHT?"
  373. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "THAT'S RIGHT!"
  374. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "CAN YOU HEAR ME?"
  375. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] yells "YUP! DEFINITELY!"
  376. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Say, My great great grandfather was in the American Civil war"
  377. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "He once wrote in his diary."
  378. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "The difference of an explosive cannon ball."
  379. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "And a shrapnel one."
  380. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] says "What."
  381. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 yells "<:: Hold it right there!"
  382. [LOOC] George W. Box: is this still ooc
  383. [LOOC] George W. Box: no
  384. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman presses the button
  385. George W. Box says "Shit"
  386. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 says "<:: y shit"
  387. Nope Man has connected to the server.
  388. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 yells "<:: Shit!"
  389. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Wall"
  390. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Now"
  391. George W. Box yells "PATRICK RUN"
  392. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Face the wall"
  393. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Hold it right there!"
  394. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: fear-rp
  395. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: have a gun to ur head
  396. George W. Box says "shit shit shit"
  397. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: dont pull shit
  398. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 yells "<:: Face the wall."
  399. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Wall"
  400. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Go to the wall"
  401. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Right now"
  402. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Touch it"
  403. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 would attempt to tie the citizen up
  404. ** George W. Box would resist
  405. ** George W. Box has rolled 56 out of 100.
  406. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: thats not how u rp
  407. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman punches the wall with his fist
  408. [LOOC] George W. Box: ok
  409. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: fear-rp
  410. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: I have an smg to your head
  411. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: if you want to resist
  412. David Conway has been brought to Kyle Freeman's location.
  413. [LOOC] George W. Box: but my character ain't no wimp
  414. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: you get pk
  415. TheMetalGamer has disconnected from the server.
  416. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: dont powergame
  417. [LOOC] George W. Box: well shit
  418. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: so re-do your /me
  419. [LOOC] George W. Box: ok/
  420. Nope Man has disconnected from the server.
  421. EeveE ObsessioN has disconnected from the server.
  422. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman is still carrying the body with his one hand
  423. ** Patrick "Doubles" Bateman drops the body
  424. ** MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 lifts the gun up, the barrel training on the man's head.
  425. [LOOC] George W. Box: this is confusing as fuck with 2 cps
  426. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: just go along with it..
  427. EeveE ObsessioN has connected to the server.
  428. [LOOC] George W. Box: uh huh
  429. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Copy."
  430. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Citizen."
  431. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Suspect prepare to receive civil judgement!"
  432. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 would raise his stunstick and attempt to hit the citizen with it
  433. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: ur tied up rn also so
  434. [LOOC] George W. Box: uh huh
  435. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: react
  436. ** George W. Box would sit there.
  437. Kyle Freeman has gone to MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060's location.
  438. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: Im holding a gun at him and yelling.
  439. [23 Years of Age, Five...] says "hi bud"
  440. [23 Years of Age, Five...] says "fear rp"
  441. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: He's cracking jokes
  442. [23 Years of Age, Five...] says "comply please"
  443. [LOOC] Patrick "Doubles" Bateman: im ic trying to be insane dude
  444. [LOOC] George W. Box: he's patrick bateman ffs
  445. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: :/
  446. [LOOC] Kyle Freeman: k risk amputation if you want
  447. [LOOC] Patrick "Doubles" Bateman: after all I just killed a man
  448. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: amputation will be pk
  449. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: btw
  450. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: so rip
  451. [LOOC] Patrick "Doubles" Bateman: sure
  452. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 says "<:: Orders?"
  453. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Amputate."
  454. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: 10-103m"
  455. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  456. [LOOC] Patrick "Doubles" Bateman: this char was good enough just for 1 sitting lol
  457. Ruby Rose (Sir Lagsalot V) (admin) has connected to the server.
  458. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: 03 cant call amputation but k
  459. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: hes 10-103m
  460. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: and killed a civ
  461. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: wtf r u gonna do
  462. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Amuptation? You know that use to be a common medical tool"
  463. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Fucking kill him!"
  464. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Bullshit"
  465. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Up until the late 19th ceuntry."
  466. George W. Box says "You can't kill a fucking god."
  467. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "When better and more advanced techs came along."
  468. Patrick "Doubles" Bateman says "Speaking of tech, have you seen the new "laptops" they call them?"
  469. ** MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 closes his eyes, his hands shaking, He'd pull the trigger eight times, the bullets flying toward the man's chest. He'd look down at his gun dropping it, walking back slowly.
  470. [LOOC] Patrick "Doubles" Bateman: lol
  471. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 emits "<:: Reporting two 647e's at trash disposal, one dead citizen, burned to death."
  472. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 emits "<:: Reporting two 647e's at trash disposal, one dead citizen, burned to death."
  473. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 radios in "<:: Reporting two 647e's at trash disposal, one dead citizen, burned to death."
  474. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 says "<:: ...."
  475. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 emits "<:: One going in for interrorgation"
  476. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 emits "<:: One going in for interrorgation"
  477. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 radios in "<:: One going in for interrorgation"
  478. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: First time always the best"
  479. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 would wink
  480. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 says "<:: ..."
  481. ** George W. Box laughs to himself
  482. ** MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 slowly reaches over, picking up the 9mm, climbing up the ladder.
  483. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 emits "<:: One 647e bringing back for interrorgation, JUDGE online?"
  484. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 emits "<:: One 647e bringing back for interrorgation, JUDGE online?"
  485. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 radios in "<:: One 647e bringing back for interrorgation, JUDGE online?"
  486. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: 03 u happy?
  487. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: not happy ic
  488. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: a little sad since 03
  489. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: nonoon
  490. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: 05 should be throwing up
  491. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: and crying
  492. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: ik
  493. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: i was about say
  494. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: ah
  495. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: I feel sick
  496. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 says "<:: I-I..feel sick."
  497. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Copy."
  498. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Grid!"
  499. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.DvL.15664: omg, we could have two people. Dude, we even face this problem if we are down in the detainment bay
  500. MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195 says "<:: Hi."
  501. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: One 647e"
  502. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: detainment center has the terminal facing the prisoner though
  503. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Requesting permission to interrorgate"
  504. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: DvL?"
  505. [OOC] Joysirf Balgada: im gonna go bye
  506. Seafood Special has disconnected from the server.
  507. [OOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: See ya later.
  508. MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195 says "<:: Doesn't JUDGE to interrogation?"
  509. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: do*
  510. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: No JUDGE have taken the request"
  511. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: So I may request "
  512. [LOOC] Kyle Freeman: judge is being removed anyways
  513. [LOOC] Kyle Freeman: so just do it
  514. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: what
  515. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: no
  516. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: no
  517. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: dont remove judge no
  518. [LOOC] Kyle Freeman: its being merged with union
  519. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: no
  520. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: makes union mroe useful
  521. `[LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: We should just use a elite union
  522. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: its an unnecessary division
  523. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: Like every other server
  524. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: IT will piss off the old timers
  525. [LOOC] Kyle Freeman: this isnt every other server
  526. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: But k
  527. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: actually
  528. ** MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 looks towards the ground, his shoulders becoming tense, He'd lean against the railing, holstering his gun, tears dripping down his cheeks.
  529. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: openaura never had JUDGE
  530. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: One server
  531. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: it was something clockwork communities brought in
  532. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: Ah..
  533. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: gtfo admin
  534. George W. Box says "Yeah, keep fucking crying baby."
  535. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: flying dude
  536. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: Eh.. I like judge
  537. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: But whatever..
  538. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: Maybe merge HELIX with JUDGE
  539. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: they realistically shouldnt leave the nexus if they're just interrogators
  540. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: Since helix doesn't do much
  541. Kyle Freeman set MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060's model to models/dpfilms/metropolice/urban_police.mdl.
  542. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: HELIX is the medical units
  543. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: cool dogs
  544. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: Helix is the most boring unit
  545. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: ever
  546. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: that's just because you dont like medRP
  547. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: there's plenty of people who do
  548. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: Eh... on bigger servers yeah.
  549. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: they also do augmentations
  550. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: GRID and HELIX I beileve.
  551. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: they're in charge of everything biomechanical
  552. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: grid just does mechanical and electrical
  553. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 says "<:: 03....W-Where are the bathrooms...?"
  554. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: I've done an augmentation as a GRID
  555. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Copy."
  556. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Go eh.."
  557. [LOOC] MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195: it's supposed to be done by medical
  558. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: To the medbay"
  559. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Near the armory"
  560. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: the ota 1?
  561. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: ye
  562. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 emits "<:: is 10-8"
  563. MPF.C17-GRID.DvL.15664 emits "<:: is 10-8"
  564. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 emits "<:: is 10-8"
  565. MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195 emits "<:: is 10-8"
  566. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 emits "<:: rodger that"
  567. MPF.C17-GRID.DvL.15664 emits "<:: rodger that"
  568. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 emits "<:: rodger that"
  569. MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195 emits "<:: rodger that"
  570. MPF.C17-GRID.05.62195 radios in "<:: Rodger that!"
  571. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 emits "<:: interrorgation of 647e in progress, feel free to watch copy"
  572. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 radios in "<:: interrorgation of 647e in progress, feel free to watch copy"
  573. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 emits "<:: Copy. Inbound."
  574. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Get up."
  575. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Citizen."
  576. George W. Box says "What's this?"
  577. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: What were you doing, killing a man"
  578. George W. Box says "Am I on TV?"
  579. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Your friend is dead"
  580. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: You will be too"
  581. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  582. George W. Box says "Nah, I'm sure he'll be fiiine."
  583. George W. Box says "Me too."
  584. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: He's dead."
  585. George W. Box says "Lies."
  586. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: He was gunned down"
  587. George W. Box says "There is no evidence."
  588. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: You rping as mentally insecure or being mingy? lol
  589. [LOOC] George W. Box: insane-o retard-o
  590. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: ok, but dont be a minge fgt
  591. [LOOC] George W. Box: ok fgt
  592. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: fgt
  593. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Hm."
  594. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Funny."
  595. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: His body was burned too"
  596. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  597. George W. Box says "Well that sucks for me then, I guess I'll just have to go find him again."
  598. You cannot use that when you are tied!
  599. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: His ashes."
  600. George W. Box says "He can't POSSIBLY die."
  601. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: He already has"
  602. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: A horrible death"
  603. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  604. Failed to load sound "buttons\button20.wav", file probably missing from disk/repository
  605. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: I think we'll just toture you until you die of having all your limbs cut off"
  606. George W. Box says "Well that's a shame, I'll talk to him in hell then."
  607. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  608. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: You like having eyes?"
  609. George W. Box says "Can we get this over with? I don't have all day."
  610. George W. Box says "Yeah sure, whatever."
  611. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  612. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Let's cut the crap"
  613. George W. Box says "Man, It's pitch black in here."
  614. George W. Box says "Can we get some LIGHTS"
  615. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Why did you kill the citizen?"
  616. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: What the fuck were you doing?"
  617. George W. Box says "Because he was calling us mean names."
  618. George W. Box says "We were trying to convince him not to."
  619. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: And somehow that led to you guys burning him alive?"
  620. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: How did you get in?"
  621. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: The trash room"
  622. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: In the fucking first place"
  623. George W. Box says "Well sometimes you have to crack a few eggs to make an omelette"
  624. George W. Box says "I don't know about ol' pat, but I dook the garbage chute from the upper apartments."
  625. [LOOC] George W. Box: *took
  626. [LOOC] George W. Box: shit
  627. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  628. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Ol'pat, the daed one"
  629. George W. Box says "Dead my butt."
  630. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  631. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: He had it easy"
  632. George W. Box says "Yeah he did, he was filthy RICH"
  633. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: I think we'll ehm, neuter you, cut your eyes out, cut your arms off, and then throw you on the streets"
  634. [OOC] MPF.C17-UNION.01.98598: Anyone gettin dat lag
  635. TheJiggaBean has connected to the server.
  636. MPF.C17-UNION.01.98598 says "<:: ..."
  637. George W. Box says "I was castrated in vietnam."
  638. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: 2 sick 5 me
  639. ** [5 ft 9 in slim white ...] walks away
  640. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  641. George W. Box says "Too late for you."
  642. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: That will be a dream"
  643. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Compared to this"
  644. ** MPF.C17-UNION.01.98598 raises his stunstick and flicks it on medium voltage.
  645. ** MPF.C17-UNION.01.98598 hits the citizen infront of him with his stunstick.
  646. George W. Box says "Oh is someone else having a party over there?"
  647. ** MPF.C17-UNION.01.98598 turns off his stunstick and lowers it.
  648. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  649. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Yes.."
  650. George W. Box says "Can I come"
  651. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Negative"
  652. George W. Box says "Affirmative."
  653. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: So let's go from here"
  654. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: How many people have you killed that way?"
  655. George W. Box says "Uhhh... I want to say 14 but I'm not counting"
  656. George W. Box says "Pat is the one who counts."
  657. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Ah.."
  658. ** MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060's Jaw fucking drops.
  659. [OOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: Kyleff did you PK pat?
  660. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: hm.."
  661. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Fourteen."
  662. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Yikes"
  663. [LOOC] George W. Box: >malnourished cp lol
  664. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: his old desc
  665. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: havent changed that yet lol
  666. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 emits "<:: old desc"
  667. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 emits "<:: old desc"
  668. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 radios in "<:: old desc"
  669. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: dont judge him
  670. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: old desc
  671. [LOOC] George W. Box: nice rp
  672. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: mhm
  673. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 would raise his stunstick up in voltage
  674. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Come a little closer"
  675. George W. Box says "I can't there's a table there."
  676. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Scoot in"
  677. George W. Box says "I don't want to ruin the table."
  678. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Don't be shy"
  679. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: I won't bite"
  680. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  681. George W. Box says "But the table."
  682. George W. Box says "It's so nice."
  683. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: It is.. of course"
  684. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 would hit the citizen in the hand, breaking his thumb
  685. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  686. George W. Box yells "OW fuck."
  687. ▲Clutch▲ (operator) has connected to the server.
  688. George W. Box says "I am bleeding"
  689. George W. Box says "That makes me the victor"
  690. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 would flinch showing a sign of weakness but bring his posture back up
  691. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  692. George W. Box says "You can try all you like but I'll win in the end."
  693. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: You like your face?"
  694. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Your nose?"
  695. George W. Box says "No it's ugly."
  696. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: I'll fix it for you"
  697. George W. Box says "I broke my nose already."
  698. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 would hit the man in his nose, breaking it again.
  699. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  700. George W. Box says "OW."
  701. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 would gag from the blood dropping out, and let out a small yelp
  702. ** George W. Box now talks in a nasaly voice
  703. ** MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 cringes at the sight, letting out a small groan, tapping his left foot.
  704. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 emits "<:: 10-8"
  705. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 emits "<:: 10-8"
  706. ** George W. Box wipes the blood off of his mouth
  707. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 would couch
  708. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 cough
  709. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: couch k
  710. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  711. [LOOC] George W. Box: lol
  712. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: So"
  713. George W. Box says "Hold on one moment."
  714. ** MPF.C17-UNION.01.98598 clips his stunstick it to the belt.
  715. ** George W. Box vomits on the floor
  716. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Aw"
  717. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Cute"
  718. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: How many did you kill again?"
  719. George W. Box says "14 my man.."
  720. George W. Box says "fourteen..."
  721. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Ah.."
  722. ** George W. Box coughs up blood
  723. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: How did you get in again?"
  724. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: You only cough blood if you have internal bledding
  725. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: bleeding*
  726. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: he has internal bleeding
  727. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: ;)
  728. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: OH
  729. George W. Box says "I took the ye olde chute which what that trash goes down"
  730. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Ah.."
  731. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: From the upper apartments?"
  732. [LOOC] George W. Box: like coughing up mucus but blood instead
  733. George W. Box says "Yessir"
  734. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Come in a little closer.."
  735. [LOOC] George W. Box: not an aneurysm
  736. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: I want to give you a present for your hard work"
  737. George W. Box says "I've said before, I can't"
  738. George W. Box says "There's this table here..."
  739. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  740. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 would hit the citizen in his hand again, breaking his ring finger and the bone would appear to crack out
  741. George W. Box yells "AH FUCK"
  742. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 would gag and look over showing weakness, but posture himself back up
  743. ** [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] chases after.
  744. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 would clear his throat and before to mumble
  745. George W. Box yells "GOOD THING I WASN'T MARRIED. AHHHH HAHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
  746. ** MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 lets out a gag, looking down at the ground, tapping his foot rapidly.
  747. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Citizen."
  748. George W. Box yells "WHAT"
  749. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: What rebels were you working with"
  750. TheJiggaBean has disconnected from the server.
  751. George W. Box yells "THERE WERE NO REBELS! IT WAS ME AND PAT! WE TOOK DOWN 14 PEOPLE ON OUR OWNSOME"
  752. George W. Box yells "HOW'S THAT FOR AN ACHIVEMENT?"
  753. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Well done."
  754. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Look where it has led you"
  755. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 says "<:: Y-You..sick fuck..."
  756. stultus (operator) has connected to the server.
  757. George W. Box says "Yeah, I got to talk to you nice people"
  758. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Copy."
  759. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  760. George W. Box says "Too bad my FUCKING HAND IS FUCKED"
  761. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Too bad."
  762. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: 03
  763. ** George W. Box screams
  764. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: you broke his jo hand
  765. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060: lol
  766. [LOOC] George W. Box: lol
  767. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Ya know... you're sick"
  768. George W. Box says "No I'm not, I'm perfectly healthy"
  769. MPF.C17-UNION.01.98598 says "<:: Union!"
  770. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 says "<:: Copy."
  771. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: You have no friends, no wife, no reasons to live"
  772. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 emits "<:: 10-8"
  773. MPF.C17-UNION.01.98598 says "<:: Attach to me, we're going to move a few crates to the storage room."
  774. George W. Box says "No, I have friends."
  775. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 emits "<:: 10-4"
  776. MPF.C17-UNION.05.98060 says "<:: 10-2."
  777. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Your friends are dead"
  778. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  779. George W. Box says "I've gor 2 here with me right now man."
  780. [LOOC] George W. Box: *got
  781. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Ghosts?"
  782. George W. Box says "Nah, They're in my head with me."
  783. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: A."
  784. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Ah.."
  785. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Anything else you can tell me?"
  786. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: About your sick group?"
  787. [OOC] MPF.i17-GRID.05.88750: Nice, GRID bay...
  788. George W. Box says "Well, unless you want to talk about world war 2, then no."
  789. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Mh... any rebels you know of?"
  790. George W. Box yells " SHUT THE FUCK UP GERALD"
  791. George W. Box says "no."
  792. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Mh.."
  793. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 would run behind the citizen and attempt to knock him out swiftly
  794. ** George W. Box would get knocked out because he's too busy bleeding to pay attention
  795. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 emits "<:: Permission to amputate?"
  796. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 radios in "<:: Permission to amputate?"
  797. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 emits "<:: Copy"
  798. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 radios in "<:: Copy."
  799. Water + Potassium has connected to the server.
  800. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  801. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Look where this has led you"
  802. ** George W. Box snores obnoxiously
  803. Kyle Freeman has gone to MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816's location.
  804. George W. Box says "Huh"
  805. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Haha."
  806. [LOOC] Kyle Freeman: why pk
  807. George W. Box says "Oh hey i'm back here"
  808. [5'10 | Early 30s | Ca...] yells "ALIVE!"
  809. George W. Box says "Where's the keyad"
  810. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: was burning a citizen, dramatic death
  811. [LOOC] George W. Box: *keypad
  812. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: askelelon rules
  813. [LOOC] Kyle Freeman: oh this guy?
  814. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: ye
  815. [LOOC] Kyle Freeman: lol sure
  816. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: in the burning room
  817. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: geroge w box
  818. [LOOC] Kyle Freeman: ignite this hoe
  819. MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 says "<:: Any last words"
  820. George W. Box says "Yeah."
  821. George W. Box says "Hold on let me get the paper out of my pocket."
  822. George W. Box says "I wrote them down."
  823. [LOOC] David Conway: RP related I woke up in hospice?
  824. [LOOC] Kyle Freeman: you sure you want pk?
  825. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: ye
  826. [LOOC] George W. Box: n0
  827. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: wait
  828. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: george
  829. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: roll
  830. You cannot do this action at the moment!
  831. ** George W. Box has rolled 26 out of 100.
  832. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: just for the hell of it
  833. Kyle Freeman permanently killed the character 'George W. Box'.
  834. ** MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816 has rolled 22 out of 100.
  835. [LOOC] George W. Box: gg
  836. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: oh wait
  837. [LOOC] MPF.C17-UNION.03.69816: lol
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