Okay so a lot of these boys out here have been talking to me about Dark Souls 2 saying it's not a good one.
Well let me tell you something Brother Bear.

There's nobody in this world who can tell me that the Slang Sword and the Cryptmaster 2000 is not viable.
And to say Chark Magic, not even real anymore? Uhhh, I got news for you buddy. Chyromancies. You can do it. It's alive, it's alive and well.

Now, you say, oh Megula is not as good as Firedink Tine. Well, okay, maybe so, maybe not, but Catapults and Chameleons, doesn't make a difference. Dumb idiot.
And if you think I'm gonna give you permission to tell me that, uh, okay. Okay, I will, but it comes with a compromise.
The Dark Sword, Dark Armor, Dark Blade is reserved for people who are actually a positive thinker, and people who won't make fun of me at the doorway.
And I understand that's hard to think about. That's hard to imagine. That's hard to see, hard to feel, hard to think.
But we gotta move forwards we gotta move backwards.

And I gotta tell you this has really been disappointing me for a while now.
I've been seeing these few boys talking about Dark Souls 2 saying it's not mine, it's not yours, it belongs to the people.
Well let's get it straight right here. Who is Dark Souls 2?
Who is it?
Is it you?
Is it Tony?
Is it Tony?
Is it Tony?
Is Dark Souls 2 t-
Is Tony Dark Souls 2?

Now we got that over with, let's talk about Shivering Isles.
Nope, not doing that.
Not doing that.
Not doing that.

Next thing we're gonna talk about is the Absolut Vodka brand in relation to Dark Souls 2.
It's not in Dark Souls 2.
It has nothing to do with Dark Souls 2.
Do I care? No. Do I care? Yes.
And that's all you need to know, that's all you will ever know. That's all you want to know.

And next thing I wanna talk about is Dark Souls 2.
So in Dark Souls 2 you play as Alan Rickman and you have to go downtown, get all around down up and down.
And you got the Brang Sword and you got your Hang Sword and yeah, don't even...
Don't even start that one buddy.
You ohhh you're so sly and clever. Ohoho yes.
That's understandable.
Understandable, but not valid!

Okay let's go through let's take a look at this scenario. I'm paying you 3 dollar to an hour and you're saying "So-" and I'm just not dealing with it.
And I could, I could close the door, I could open the door. There's so many different possibilites and different ways I could approach the situation.
I could say here it is, let's talk about that now.
Let's talk about Dark Souls let's talk about Hickydrondron.
I'm not particularly certain, about you, about me, about that, about this one.

You see this? You see what I'm doing right now? Absolutely nothing. There's nothing involved with it.
And I could tell you every day, for the next three years. That someone's coming to get you. Someone's gonna say:
"Hey. Chunjo. You care? Do you care about me? I don't care about you.
There's a large force moving in on my location and I'm just getting ready to call it in.
Gonna phone it in, gonna phone it out. Gonna cut my dargon in and out.
Gonna travel there, gonna travel low, gonna travel under the trees, under the treeline. There's trees there it's a canopy.
It's... like a jungle except there's not as much wet."

So uhh, in Dark Souls 2 you encounter three bluemoon avatars.
One of them is named Sergen, the other one's named Tat, and the other one's named Fint.
And your job is to teach them first grade mathematics and everything that I've ever loved.
And 57 seconds ago that wasn't even a problem. Now it is. Now it's real. And now you gotta deal with it.
You life is no longer a game of childish games.
You have to do adult desicisions, and you have to think about things in a critical and positive-thinking critical way. With red banners.
Red banners and a picture of John Dewart, from the gameshow.

And it's sad and it's unpresentable, but you can transcribe this entire thing in three minutes, and tell me about it.
I could believe that. I could believe you'd do this for me. It would help me out. It would help me do what I wanna do with my life.
And that's, you know, looks like they came to play today lads. And that's just a new way to do it. That's just a new way to say things that I don't wanna say about the crumbling towers and the walls fell.
You know? That's and that's just what my team says to me, they say "Hey Kunngarr, what are you doing up there?" and I'm just like "Oh nothing, just reading a book about it."
Just touching ringers and bringers and making loud noise and trying to dodge all of it.

I mean there's a mistake that I made. The mistake that I made so long ago was the mistake of believing that the Playmobile Castle Set was better than the one for the Spaceboys.
Like honestly, do you think I'm gonna believe that? You think I'm gonna read something like that, that even says those words to me?
Well, okay, Lego-set Lego-upset, think about it.

And I mean there's a time and a place for everything and that time is now and that place is you. And yesterday. And quarters, quarters are what you used to use to play the videogame.
I could teel you Cheebus. You could say Cheebus did it. I can tell you nothing that you would ever think about.
And there's Siege Weaponry, and it's just going real big and boys.
And you know, when your dad's out fishing you gotta ask yourself "Is this worth it? Is this worth my time?" and I think it is. I personally think it is.
And the next thing you're gonna do is you're gonna quit.

This is Dark Souls 2 community hello. I got a couple of things to say about it. Just gotta just we've gotta get I had a lot of feelings that I had up in size. But I- I've gotta make it public for those who wanna read. I got this scbrbrsn suscrition that a lot of people, they're inexperienced with it. Are passing their malformed judgement of as bi-bi- as biblical. Charts, that's not right.

And I'm here to show you that if you don't think that the depth in player vs player scr- scratchmatch is not there, then I wanna refer to- I want you to refer to page 2, 5 and 9 in the guidebook, it clearly states that's where you find the crystal skull, and crystal magic weap- weaponry. It's there, just take a look at it, take a gander, mhnhnmn.

And this is gonna be a followup, and you made a lot of good points, I completely agree but I do not agree with you. And you going on saying that you are the whoooo people are persecuting me as being a boy that spreads nis- nisinformations, that's not what I'm saying. I just think that you've got a lot of good points, but have you considered this? Fffffire boy. Where do you find them? Check the guidebook, buy it on chamazon.com for 25 cents. That's the taxes you've gotta pay but if you really wanna buy those it's gonna cost a lot more. It's gonna cost some sensibility. And practice. And double blades.

Now double blades are something that intimidate a lot of new nnnn new players, it's okay though. Not something to ridicule, and if they do you tell me, because fffbuddy that's that's not gonna fly. Take that home it's not gonna fly. And I I'm an experienced guy, you know I put a lot of drywall innnn in the secret drywall locations. I wrote the book. My name's in the credit page, look it up. I'm not gonna say what my name is, that's that's personal chinformations, I'm not giving that out.

WHhwhhowever if you wanna stick around and check out some other secrets check it out. Check this out: 24 hours played. Wanna hear something interesting? Alright. So the date is March 7th 2014 and I'm at McDonald's, and taking pictures of this chubby boy near the window. It's with a Gamebody Camera. He see's me doing it, and he tells me to stop, but I'm not stopping. I do not stop. He keeps- He keeps whining- He keeps whining about it, he tells me to stop. IIIIII'm not gonna stop, there's nothing he can do to stop me. I'm unstoppable. I just took- I just took another picture of him. I bet his name is Duncan. I could be wrong but I'm not.

Excuse me, I gotta wet the whistle.

Okay that's better.
Okay so you're talking the the pvsvppgp pffff IIiii don't wanna hear about that from you.
You know, PC release is coming on april 252105896 and I don't wanna hear any complaining because I. Am. There. I am on top of the mountain. I will go back.

I will take my swordswordceries. Aand my cracklewand. It's plus- it's plus 7 2- ... It's enchanted. It's all you needed to know. It's pre it's a big deal.

And Iii a lot of people come into the world secretl they think I don't see 'em. I see 'em. And let me tell you they're not a threat. Cuz I got I told you I got the wand.
And they're scaared and they're saying oh you trr Chingny. Chingny. That's my name by the way that's my real uhh check my birth certificate.
Mr Chingny your magic's too strong.
Nnnn I don't care idiot. You're dead. And they don't say anything to me after that because bloodstains don't talk to me. If you're a bloodstain yyyyou don't you don't speak.

And that's that's just the that's just the gist of the situation buddy.
You think you think you're all that in a bag of chips wha what brand?
That's the question I'm prr I'm prro I'm prosing. What brand? Yeah 99 cents? Get outta town.
Two d- two dollars? Alright two dollars this is good you come on you can come on in and you can drink my wine drink my bread, I don't care about it.

But you will. In time. In time the people will understand.
At first they'll realize that I've lied to them.
They'll realize that I am a construct of darkness, that I can't control it.

But in time they'll, they'll thank me.
Because it's a blessing in disguise that fff I can duel wield krikritranas.
Especially the kritranas with uhhh uhhh the tip poisoned sword.
You find it in the chest in the water zone.

Now the water zone is whooooohoohoooohooohooo it's pretty intimidating.
They launch they launch laser guided missiles. But I got an ECM jammer I don't care.

You pick it up at the trader in the hut in the skripper in the in shrimpers point
That's the starting it's the starting area you got no excuse, here you are Indiana Jones hat wearing hehehehehehehe you got no excuse.
I don't wanna hear it anymore.
That's ONE thing you chalk it up to experience you go that's what I said back in the video go back to 0.07 of the video I talk about the crystal skull.
If you don't wanna hear about the crystal skull, I'm sorry, you gotta close out on the stream.
Don't look at the chat or something I don't I don't know.
You don't like it that's your problem that's your perogative. But you know what you shouldn't make a video about it every day saying that you don't understand. It is your choice not to understand. If you're a construct. Dude you got a you got a free pass but you're not. You're NOT.

I'm blaring the theme the themes of Simon Brelmont. It gives me power physics I'm in school for it I pay 30 thousand dollars to to to learn to learn uhm to learn about triangulation physic and it taught me a lot about Dark Soul.
Now I'm gonna get into a review about Dark Soul. 1 2 over the course the you know a thousand hours that I've sunken into this game I can say without a doubt that this game is the most informative game on the market ever that educated the player about deadly- deadly toxins, you know, I put toxins in toxins in my brother's food so he'll never leave the house and he'll always be here.

My brother's name is Davin. Davin Gasken. And he belongs to me. You can't take him from me.
No you can't. Hah. You best believe, you can't.
I hurt him when people try to look at him ooohhh that's right I pull really hard on his penis and stick it full of pins.
He doesn't like it but he has no choice, he's gotta stay.
There is no choice for him.
He must stay in his prison, that I created.
It's a prison in- It's a prison in his mind, it's not a real one.

So okay next thing I'm gonna talk about is Drark Souls. This is my favorite game of 2015 and the years after it. I've played the sequel after that and, I screamed. So in conclusion, I gotta say