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- You: ASL
- You: no but for real
- You: sup
- Stranger: Hah, not much. Just made a new friend on here. We actually talked for over an hour, and now we're facebook friends. Weird, huh?
- You: I had a time on here like that once but the chick turned out to be
- You: let's see
- You: like 14?
- You: Yeah so that didn't last long after that
- Stranger: Well this guy started out pretending to be a 12 year old Russian girl. And then was like "Okay no, you're actually cool."
- You: for some reason i have a feeling both you and your friends sense of humor would not be enjoyable to me
- Stranger: Hah, probably not? What sort of stuff do you find funny?
- You: the things your stereotypical stoner / dropout / druggie would find humurous - probably
- Stranger: Aha. Hm, yeah,..tangential to my humor but not quite on the same path.
- You: plus i see you're very keen on the punctuation which also sets off the red alarm in my pet peeve section of my mind
- You: I can see putting forth some effort to look adequate but don't overkill it man
- Stranger: Haha, it just comes naturally. I mean...I heart semicolons. It's weird, I know.
- You: Well here's my advice man
- You: Take 2-3 ecstasy bombers, get laid, and then think really hard about life and the word happiness.
- You: take care man
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