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- 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:36,494
- <i>♪ Can't believe
- I love someone so cruel ♪</i>
- 2
- 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,749
- <i>♪ I've made up my mind ♪</i>
- 3
- 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:47,297
- <i>♪ Out of my mind over you ♪</i>
- 4
- 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:50,550
- <i>♪ I just can't believe ♪</i>
- 5
- 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:54,512
- <i>♪ Can't believe you ♪</i>
- 6
- 00:00:54,596 --> 00:01:00,310
- <i>♪ My deep blue love ♪</i>
- 7
- 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,936
- <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>
- 8
- 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:09,486
- <i>♪ We've had
- some good times ♪</i>
- 9
- 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:14,324
- <i>♪ We've had some bad ♪</i>
- 10
- 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,160
- <i>♪ But I've never saved,
- I've never saved ♪</i>
- 11
- 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:23,917
- <i>♪ I've never saved
- a single moment ♪</i>
- 12
- 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,961
- <i>♪ You're my special kind
- of broken heart ♪</i>
- 13
- 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:31,591
- <i>♪ Can you break it in two? ♪</i>
- 14
- 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,885
- <i>♪ You live like
- no tomorrow ♪</i>
- 15
- 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:39,307
- <i>♪ Wanna spend tomorrow
- with you ♪</i>
- 16
- 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:45,855
- <i>♪ From fuss to fight,
- from wrong to right ♪</i>
- 17
- 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:50,527
- <i>♪ From rush of day
- to sleepless night ♪</i>
- 18
- 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:54,197
- <i>♪ Please don't ever stop
- breaking my heart ♪</i>
- 19
- 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,786
- <i>♪ Can't believe
- I love someone... ♪♪</i>
- 20
- 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,007
- <i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
- 21
- 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,342
- <i>we hope you had
- a pleasant flight,</i>
- 22
- 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,844
- <i>and welcome to Iceland.</i>
- 23
- 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:49,044
- <i>Halló. Ertu leigubíl...</i>
- 24
- 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,755
- Uh... I speak English,
- you know.
- 25
- 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,923
- - Most of us do.
- - Okay. Thank God.
- 26
- 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,884
- - Um, are you working?
- - Uh, yes, sir.
- 27
- 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,470
- Where do you wanna go?
- Um...
- 28
- 00:02:58,553 --> 00:02:59,804
- Where do people go?
- 29
- 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,389
- Uh, what do you mean?
- 30
- 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:04,309
- Like when they, uh, fly in,
- where do most people go?
- 31
- 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:08,021
- Uh, most people go to the capital,
- you know, Reykjavik.
- 32
- 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:10,732
- - Okay.
- - Yeah, to their hotels and...
- 33
- 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,859
- - Okay, cool, yeah, let's do that.
- - All right.
- 34
- 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:14,778
- Uh, do you have
- any bags or...
- 35
- 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,005
- No, I didn't
- really plan this trip.
- 36
- 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,490
- I just had to get away.
- 37
- 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,536
- Uh, your name, sir?
- 38
- 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,288
- Benny M-Miller.
- 39
- 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,540
- How many guests
- will be staying in your room?
- 40
- 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,085
- Just one.
- 41
- 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:33,213
- Also want to mention that our
- water is geothermally heated.
- 42
- 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:36,800
- Many guests are asking why
- it smells like sulfur.
- 43
- 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,761
- - So, it's normal, heh.
- - Okay.
- 44
- 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,333
- Goddamn it. Ugh!
- 45
- 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,381
- Fuck.
- 46
- 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,145
- Yeah, it smells like farts.
- 47
- 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:40,405
- <i>♪ Can't believe
- I love someone so cruel... ♪</i>
- 48
- 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,365
- Ahem.
- 49
- 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,285
- <i>♪ Cuando cali... ♪</i>
- 50
- 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:50,999
- <i>♪ Cuando calienta el sol
- aquí en la playa ♪♪</i>
- 51
- 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,543
- Baby, you promised
- we could go to Iceland.
- 52
- 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,712
- Oh, yeah?
- Tastes like... lipstick.
- 53
- 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,797
- Oh, my God.
- No, it doesn't.
- 54
- 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,049
- It's gum.
- 55
- 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,967
- - Okay, come here.
- - Mmm.
- 56
- 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:20,005
- What the fuck
- am I doing here?
- 57
- 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,489
- Loftur.
- 58
- 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:49,993
- Folktales about magic in
- Iceland go back a thousand years
- 59
- 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,203
- to the first Viking settlers.
- 60
- 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:55,415
- And while we enjoy
- the freedom of religion today,
- 61
- 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,292
- many have been burned
- at the stake
- 62
- 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:00,003
- for their belief in sorcery
- in the past.
- 63
- 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,756
- Now, most of the magic used
- by everyday people
- 64
- 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,050
- were simple symbols,
- or staves,
- 65
- 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:08,845
- but some stories talk about
- mysterious black spells.
- 66
- 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,056
- One of the most famous
- Icelandic stories
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- 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,516
- is about a magic student
- named Loftur,
- 68
- 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,353
- who craved to know
- all the spells he could.
- 69
- 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,272
- And after he exhausted
- the knowledge of the day,
- 70
- 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:22,150
- Loftur decided he wanted
- to learn ancient secrets
- 71
- 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,987
- by raising someone
- from the dead.
- 72
- 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,948
- He performed a powerful
- and complicated spell,
- 73
- 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,867
- now known as Loftur's Spell,
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- 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,578
- which was said to contain
- magic so strong
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- 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:36,164
- he could control Satan himself.
- 76
- 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:39,376
- He chanted and drew runes
- in the blood of a murdered man.
- 77
- 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,127
- He carved a stave
- on his chest.
- 78
- 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,837
- And many of us say...
- 79
- 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:46,633
- ...he will one day return
- and complete his spell.
- 80
- 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,760
- Sir? Sir?
- 81
- 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,346
- Are you
- all right, sir?
- 82
- 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:54,224
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
- 83
- 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:58,269
- Uh, yeah, I just have
- this, uh, condition.
- 84
- 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:01,523
- Uh, sorry.
- I'm gonna find a... pharmacy.
- 85
- 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,487
- <i>I think I found Loftur.</i>
- 86
- 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,574
- So, as I was saying...
- 87
- 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,416
- This is, uh, Benny Miller
- calling for Dr. Haskell.
- 88
- 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,435
- If you can give me a call back,
- that would be great.
- 89
- 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,211
- Um, they're not renewing
- my prescription,
- 90
- 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:27,257
- which is frustrating 'cause my OCD
- is getting a bit out of control.
- 91
- 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,925
- And I'm in Iceland,
- which should make
- 92
- 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,885
- this whole process
- infinitely harder.
- 93
- 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,595
- Thanks.
- 94
- 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:40,186
- What's the, uh, Icelandic term
- for self-medicating?
- 95
- 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,188
- I don’t know...
- 96
- 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:45,859
- Yeah.
- Here's to that.
- 97
- 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,782
- Yeah, man, you don't
- wanna mess with diabetes
- 98
- 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,535
- 'cause that'll, like, go through
- your whole family, yo.
- 99
- 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,288
- Ah!
- 100
- 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,540
- Excuse me.
- 101
- 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:01,541
- I’m so sorry.
- 102
- 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,585
- Oh, sorry, I don't speak,
- uh, Icelandic.
- 103
- 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:04,961
- Oh, okay.
- 104
- 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,254
- I was just saying
- I'm sorry.
- 105
- 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,839
- We've been yelling
- in your ear
- 106
- 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,174
- and now I'm spilling
- your drink.
- 107
- 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,800
- - I'm so sorry.
- - Oh, no. It's okay.
- 108
- 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,194
- - Let us buy you a drink.
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 109
- 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,136
- - We'll buy you a drink.
- - No.
- 110
- 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,471
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
- 111
- 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,948
- We were about to have
- a round of Landi.
- 112
- 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,265
- Yeah, it's like real...
- "Lanthy"?
- 113
- 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:21,186
- Landi... it's like real
- Icelandic moonshine.
- 114
- 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,646
- - I mean, sure.
- - Yeah, let's do it.
- 115
- 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,315
- All right.
- 116
- 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,691
- <i>Skal.</i>
- 117
- 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,485
- <i>Skal! Skal!</i>
- 118
- 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,028
- <i>Skal!</i>
- 119
- 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,865
- Holy shit!
- 120
- 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,242
- Was that poison?
- That was terrible!
- 121
- 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,660
- What?
- You didn't like it?
- 122
- 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,828
- No!
- 123
- 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,663
- Oh!
- 124
- 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,748
- Let's do some more!
- 125
- 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,667
- <i>Yeah! Skal!
- Skal!</i>
- 126
- 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:44,751
- <i>Skal!</i>
- 127
- 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,002
- Okay, okay.
- 128
- 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,963
- - It's Björn, Hildur...
- - Yeah.
- 129
- 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,341
- Vagn and Inga...
- 130
- 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,181
- So, what are you
- doing here?
- 131
- 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,516
- Um, I don't know.
- 132
- 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,601
- Just hanging out
- in the city, I guess.
- 133
- 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,186
- He should go
- with Steindór, of course.
- 134
- 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:06,022
- Yeah!
- What is a "Stink door"?
- 135
- 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,899
- "Steindór."
- 136
- 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,984
- He's this crazy old man.
- 137
- 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,028
- He gives private tours
- to tourists
- 138
- 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,864
- and shows you shit
- no tourists ever get to see.
- 139
- 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,491
- You'll love it.
- Love it.
- 140
- 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,702
- - Do it in the morning!
- - No!
- 141
- 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:22,288
- He has a seriously cool cabin
- by a waterfall.
- 142
- 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,126
- You know what? I'll email him,
- just right now.
- 143
- 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,210
- No, hold on.
- 144
- 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,337
- Wait, no.
- I don't know if I...
- 145
- 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,922
- Do it! Come on.
- 146
- 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,132
- Do it.
- 147
- 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,262
- Fuck it. I'm in.
- 148
- 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,805
- - To Steindór!
- - Yeah, Steindór!
- 149
- 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:39,928
- - Steindór!
- - There you go!
- 150
- 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,691
- Yeah.
- 151
- 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,359
- Guys!
- 152
- 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,569
- Shall we go?
- 153
- 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,862
- Okay.
- 154
- 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,089
- I’m going to stay.
- 155
- 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,113
- With this guy?
- 156
- 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,908
- What’s with you tonight?
- You’re acting all weird.
- 157
- 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,994
- Just go, alright? I’m fine.
- 158
- 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,245
- Is everything okay?
- Huh?
- 159
- 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,080
- Yeah, yeah,
- they're just leaving.
- 160
- 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,331
- - Okay.
- - All right.
- 161
- 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,916
- Bye.
- - All right, we'll see you.
- 162
- 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,544
- - Are you gonna go or...
- - We have to finish our game, right?
- 163
- 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:10,627
- Okay.
- 164
- 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,465
- Oh, now that you've
- stolen my guy.
- 165
- 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,508
- - And... yup.
- - You're a thief.
- 166
- 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:18,094
- - And now he died.
- - Yeah, so you lose.
- 167
- 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,139
- Okay, that's fair.
- 168
- 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,152
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
- 169
- 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,198
- We should take a walk.
- All right?
- 170
- 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,825
- Okay... okay.
- 171
- 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,789
- You're sure?
- 172
- 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,541
- I swear Björn is not
- a serial killer.
- 173
- 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,085
- Those glasses are so bad.
- 174
- 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,795
- I know.
- 175
- 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,296
- Hey, you got
- any tattoos?
- 176
- 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,090
- Uh, yeah,
- I have seven.
- 177
- 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:56,174
- What?
- 178
- 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,069
- Yeah, but they're all where
- you can't see them.
- 179
- 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,469
- Oh, okay.
- 180
- 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,513
- Well, now I have
- a new goal in life.
- 181
- 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,390
- Do you think I was
- giving you a challenge?
- 182
- 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,058
- Yes.
- Oh, my God.
- 183
- 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,018
- You Americans
- are so confident.
- 184
- 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,979
- - How many do you have?
- - None.
- 185
- 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,272
- - Ohh.
- - Yeah.
- 186
- 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,066
- I've never liked one
- enough to get it.
- 187
- 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,943
- Oh...
- 188
- 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:17,278
- Well, how about this?
- 189
- 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,865
- If you get one
- right here, right now,
- 190
- 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,284
- I will show you
- one of mine.
- 191
- 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,123
- Do I get to pick
- which tattoo?
- 192
- 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,541
- - No.
- - Okay.
- 193
- 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:30,875
- Then I'm gonna
- need to see
- 194
- 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,919
- at least five
- of your tattoos.
- 195
- 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,796
- Ah... three.
- 196
- 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:38,049
- Three is not enough.
- 197
- 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,968
- - 31/2.
- - Yeah? 31/2?
- 198
- 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:40,885
- Yeah.
- 199
- 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:41,803
- Let's get me
- a goddamn tattoo.
- 200
- 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:42,886
- Oh, my God.
- Okay.
- 201
- 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,691
- I mean, the skull
- Viking, right?
- 202
- 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,526
- Yeah.
- 203
- 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,778
- These are really popular
- with the tourists.
- 204
- 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:01,448
- Oh, well, I don't want that.
- I don't want a tourist one.
- 205
- 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,908
- I might as well get
- a barbed wire tattoo.
- 206
- 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:08,038
- Um, I know...
- I know what you should get.
- 207
- 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,330
- - What?
- - I have something
- 208
- 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,499
- that I was just looking at
- the other day.
- 209
- 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,419
- It's like
- old-school Icelandic.
- 210
- 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,421
- Let me show you.
- This.
- 211
- 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,704
- - Oh, cool.
- - Have you seen it?
- 212
- 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,591
- Yeah, what are they?
- What are they?
- 213
- 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,176
- It's called staves.
- 214
- 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,528
- Oh, yeah.
- I saw these at the...
- 215
- 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,512
- uh, this magic museum
- I went in yesterday.
- 216
- 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,556
- Oh, yeah?
- They all mean stuff, right?
- 217
- 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,391
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
- just different stuff.
- 218
- 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,394
- This is, like,
- to reveal a thief.
- 219
- 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,355
- This is, like, to...
- 220
- 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:36,566
- to keep your cow's milk
- from curses.
- 221
- 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,360
- Yeah, I don't want
- cursed cow milk.
- 222
- 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,819
- I should probably
- do that one.
- 223
- 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,821
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.
- Go back.
- 224
- 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,281
- That one.
- 225
- 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,825
- That one?
- Why?
- 226
- 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,828
- I don't know. It just kinda
- speaks to me.
- 227
- 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,622
- What does it mean?
- 228
- 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:54,084
- Um...
- it's for good luck.
- 229
- 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,293
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 230
- 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,504
- Okay, done.
- Let's do it.
- 231
- 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,172
- Is this gonna hurt?
- 232
- 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,757
- <i>Nei.</i>
- 233
- 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,054
- Aah!
- 234
- 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,394
- Does he know what that means?
- 235
- 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:16,064
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yup, of course he knows.
- 236
- 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,900
- - All right.
- - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
- 237
- 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,110
- Aah!
- 238
- 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,200
- Hey, so when does it stop,
- uh, hurting so bad?
- 239
- 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,410
- Just soon.
- 240
- 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,120
- Yeah, well,
- I'm not afraid to tell you
- 241
- 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,538
- that sucked
- and I hated it.
- 242
- 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:32,455
- Oh, geez.
- 243
- 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,499
- - I couldn't tell.
- - Hey, um...
- 244
- 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,293
- - Pay up.
- - What?
- 245
- 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,504
- 31/2 tattoos.
- Pay up.
- 246
- 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,464
- Right here? Now?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 247
- 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,301
- All right,
- you get one.
- 248
- 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,886
- Okay, I'll take it.
- 249
- 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,643
- Well, come over. I'm not gonna
- show it to the whole town.
- 250
- 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,187
- Sorry. Yeah.
- 251
- 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,398
- That's a good one.
- 252
- 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:10,910
- Oh, my God!
- Holy shit!
- 253
- 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,622
- - Sorry.
- - It's okay.
- 254
- 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,875
- Um, can we go
- to your place?
- 255
- 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,669
- I have a roommate.
- 256
- 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,547
- Yes. Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 257
- 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,258
- Um, yeah, we can go
- to my hotel.
- 258
- 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,427
- I have no idea
- where it is.
- 259
- 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,686
- Shut up.
- 260
- 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,522
- Okay.
- Here it is.
- 261
- 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,025
- Um, I need to pee,
- so...
- 262
- 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,445
- Oh, yeah, it's... it's the room,
- uh, without a bed in it.
- 263
- 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:46,905
- Right.
- 264
- 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,536
- Shit.
- Uh, hey!
- 265
- 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,957
- I just realized, um,
- I don't have a condom.
- 266
- 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:02,003
- Uh, not that I was assuming
- I'd need one.
- 267
- 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:05,632
- It's just, um...
- yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 268
- 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,426
- I just didn't expect
- to meet anybody,
- 269
- 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:13,473
- although I'm glad I did,
- because, um...
- 270
- 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:17,102
- you're very hot
- and pretty and nice and...
- 271
- 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,064
- ...your accent's cool.
- 272
- 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,069
- So, I have one.
- 273
- 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,113
- Oh, that's good.
- Yeah.
- 274
- 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,823
- How fortunate.
- 275
- 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,248
- Do you have
- any good playlists?
- 276
- 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,042
- Yeah, I have
- a million of 'em.
- 277
- 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,919
- Mmm.
- 278
- 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,754
- Let's see...
- 279
- 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,819
- All right.
- 280
- 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,637
- Oh, I see where
- you're going.
- 281
- 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,848
- You are wearing
- so many clothes.
- 282
- 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:58,184
- We should probably take off
- a lot of these clothes.
- 283
- 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,103
- Yeah.
- 284
- 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,813
- Could be dangerous.
- 285
- 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,541
- There are those tattoos
- I keep hearing about.
- 286
- 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,984
- You talk a lot.
- 287
- 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,277
- I'm sorry.
- 288
- 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,112
- I talk so much.
- 289
- 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,905
- Wait, no.
- 290
- 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,782
- I want these on.
- 291
- 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,035
- - You sure?
- - Yeah.
- 292
- 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,747
- Wait. Sorry. Hold on.
- 293
- 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,959
- Wait. Here.
- 294
- 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,171
- <i>♪ This song has a message ♪</i>
- 295
- 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:30,508
- <i>♪ And the words
- really rhyme... ♪♪</i>
- 296
- 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:41,554
- <i>♪ Can't believe
- I love someone so cruel ♪</i>
- 297
- 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:46,483
- <i>♪ I've made up my mind,
- out of my mind... ♪♪</i>
- 298
- 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,276
- Are you okay?
- 299
- 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,487
- Yeah. Sorry.
- 300
- 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,946
- I've been drinking,
- I guess.
- 301
- 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,991
- Yeah, I know.
- It's... It's okay.
- 302
- 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,746
- It's all right if I,
- uh, change this song?
- 303
- 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,123
- Yeah.
- 304
- 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,753
- I don't know why
- I put it on.
- 305
- 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:19,224
- It was my, uh...
- fiancée and I's song.
- 306
- 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,852
- Are you engaged?
- 307
- 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,190
- Yeah.
- 308
- 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,359
- No.
- No, sorry.
- 309
- 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,152
- We, uh...
- 310
- 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,321
- She passed away
- a few months ago.
- 311
- 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,783
- - Wow, I'm so sorry.
- - No.
- 312
- 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:40,954
- No, no, I am.
- It's...
- 313
- 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,665
- No, I fucked up.
- I'm fucking this all up.
- 314
- 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,920
- I don't know
- what the fuck I'm doing.
- 315
- 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:52,132
- I carry her ring around.
- I, uh...
- 316
- 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,969
- No, this is, uh...
- 317
- 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,888
- I'm sorry. I think this might be
- a mistake, you know?
- 318
- 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,473
- - I think, um...
- - Please, come here.
- 319
- 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,017
- Hey.
- 320
- 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,021
- I'm not gonna bite.
- 321
- 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:09,816
- I mean, I was, but...
- I'm not going to.
- 322
- 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,529
- Please, come.
- Come here.
- 323
- 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,656
- It's okay.
- 324
- 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,829
- Really.
- 325
- 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,044
- Um...
- 326
- 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,381
- All right, so...
- 327
- 00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:36,593
- You know...
- 328
- 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,346
- Think of her, okay?
- 329
- 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:42,557
- Close your eyes.
- 330
- 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,351
- What was her name?
- 331
- 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,272
- Jess.
- 332
- 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:56,356
- <i>♪ I just can't believe,
- can't believe you ♪</i>
- 333
- 00:19:56,863 --> 00:20:01,451
- <i>♪ My deep blue love... ♪</i>
- 334
- 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:05,038
- This is fuckin'...
- Oh, fuck.
- 335
- 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:11,127
- <i>♪ We had some good times ♪</i>
- 336
- 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,921
- <i>♪ We had some bad... ♪</i>
- 337
- 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:15,173
- Ah! Ah!
- 338
- 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,177
- <i>♪ But I never take,
- I never take ♪</i>
- 339
- 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:22,972
- <i>♪ I never take
- a single moment... ♪</i>
- 340
- 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,230
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry.
- 341
- 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,357
- - I'll get a towel.
- - No, no, no, I'll go.
- 342
- 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,025
- - You lay there.
- - No.
- 343
- 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,989
- Hey, that...
- that was good.
- 344
- 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,158
- Thank you.
- 345
- 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,370
- Just good?
- 346
- 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:50,250
- It was a little
- better than good.
- 347
- 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,751
- Can I return the favor?
- 348
- 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,670
- Uh, what?
- 349
- 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,089
- You know,
- can I go down on you?
- 350
- 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,674
- Ah, no, I'm good.
- Thank you.
- 351
- 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,676
- No, I want to, please.
- I'd like to.
- 352
- 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,344
- I want to.
- All right.
- 353
- 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:05,390
- Thank you for offering,
- but, really, I'm good.
- 354
- 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,017
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 355
- 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,520
- Well, you're welcome.
- I'm a real hero.
- 356
- 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:19,529
- <i>♪ I just can't believe ♪</i>
- 357
- 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:23,616
- <i>♪ Can't believe you ♪</i>
- 358
- 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,368
- <i>♪ My deep blue... ♪♪</i>
- 359
- 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,298
- Oh, God.
- 360
- 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:42,552
- I should have drank
- more water.
- 361
- 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,387
- How are you feeling?
- 362
- 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,226
- Inga?
- 363
- 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,441
- Inga?
- 364
- 00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,322
- I feel so used.
- 365
- 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,950
- Oh, God.
- 366
- 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:23,927
- Who takes
- an empty pill bottle?
- 367
- 00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:44,572
- What?!
- 368
- 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:00,880
- She took the ring.
- 369
- 00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:40,879
- Hey, man.
- Uh, Steindór?
- 370
- 00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:44,632
- - Do you have any gloves?
- - Uh, no. What?
- 371
- 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:46,760
- Do you have a hat?
- 372
- 00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,261
- No. Shit.
- 373
- 00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:50,597
- It's at the store.
- Shit!
- 374
- 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,432
- Is this your only jacket?
- 375
- 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,144
- Yes, I just got it.
- 376
- 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,105
- There was a whole thing
- with teenagers and ketchup.
- 377
- 00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:01,941
- I don't...
- I'm having a rough day.
- 378
- 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:05,862
- Okay.
- Get in the truck.
- 379
- 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,089
- Okay, here's
- the thing, though.
- 380
- 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,866
- I got your name
- from a woman named Inga,
- 381
- 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,659
- and she told me to meet you,
- 382
- 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,953
- and she also turned out
- to be this psychopath
- 383
- 00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:16,164
- who stole a bunch
- of important shit from me.
- 384
- 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:20,001
- And so, all I need to know
- from you is if you know Inga.
- 385
- 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:21,586
- Yes, I know her.
- 386
- 00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:24,923
- Inga can be... impulsive.
- 387
- 00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:27,717
- Yeah. No shit.
- 388
- 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:30,720
- Um, can I please get
- her phone number from you?
- 389
- 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,807
- I will talk to her. She will return
- what she took from you.
- 390
- 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:37,936
- Okay, good.
- Good. Thank you.
- 391
- 00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:39,688
- When do you think
- this will happen?
- 392
- 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:42,065
- When I'm back from this trip.
- Few days.
- 393
- 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,484
- Okay, but I don't need
- to go on the trip now,
- 394
- 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:46,736
- so we can...
- we can do it now, though.
- 395
- 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,863
- I'm going with
- or without you.
- 396
- 00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:51,866
- But you should go.
- See the island.
- 397
- 00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:54,536
- No one has ever
- regretted it.
- 398
- 00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:56,079
- Then we will return.
- 399
- 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:58,498
- You will get
- your things back.
- 400
- 00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:04,629
- Where do you go?
- 401
- 00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:06,923
- - North.
- - Yeah?
- 402
- 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,926
- You eat what I make,
- sleep when I say.
- 403
- 00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,761
- And what do you see?
- 404
- 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:13,638
- Beautiful things.
- 405
- 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:18,351
- I mean, is it cool?
- 406
- 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:21,354
- Very cool.
- 407
- 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:29,612
- Ohh... okay.
- 408
- 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,031
- Fuck it.
- 409
- 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:48,631
- Hey, can we listen
- to some music?
- 410
- 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:54,304
- Are we getting out?
- 411
- 00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,767
- I guess we're getting out.
- 412
- 00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,812
- Be very careful.
- 413
- 00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:04,647
- Okay, don't go too far.
- 414
- 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,649
- You'll fall.
- 415
- 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,318
- What is this place?
- 416
- 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:12,739
- This is actually
- the old parliament.
- 417
- 00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:13,990
- Althingi.
- 418
- 00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:16,576
- The old clans,
- the families came
- 419
- 00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:20,538
- from the country
- to this place once a year.
- 420
- 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,082
- Eh, it's just
- a bunch of flies now.
- 421
- 00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:24,292
- Stupid Americans.
- 422
- 00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:26,753
- - Hmm?
- - Nothing. Let's go.
- 423
- 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:37,472
- So, is it just
- gonna be mainly
- 424
- 00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:41,351
- just driving around,
- looking at stuff?
- 425
- 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:43,228
- I mean, that sounds cool,
- I guess,
- 426
- 00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:47,315
- but maybe not
- that interesting, for me.
- 427
- 00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:49,359
- I just... I don't know.
- 428
- 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:52,654
- I feel like maybe
- if there was bungee-jumping
- 429
- 00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:56,908
- or parasailing or something,
- that sounds fun,
- 430
- 00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:59,869
- but... I don't know.
- 431
- 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:02,789
- Nature might not
- do it for me.
- 432
- 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:08,211
- - Yeah! Ha ha!
- - Don't get too close.
- 433
- 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:11,423
- Be careful.
- Very dangerous.
- 434
- 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,885
- Here, take a photo of me
- in front of it.
- 435
- 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,114
- Why would you want to ruin
- a photo of something beautiful
- 436
- 00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:19,889
- by placing your fat head
- in front of it?
- 437
- 00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:23,143
- Okay, well,
- "A," ouch.
- 438
- 00:27:23,226 --> 00:27:25,520
- And "B,"
- because it's fun.
- 439
- 00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:28,773
- Have you... Have you
- experienced this feeling before?
- 440
- 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:29,899
- Fun?
- 441
- 00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:31,651
- I have fun.
- 442
- 00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,194
- Doing what?
- 443
- 00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:34,571
- Making money.
- 444
- 00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:39,993
- Okay, I will pay you
- 1,000 kronors
- 445
- 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:42,620
- for each picture
- you take of me, all right?
- 446
- 00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:47,625
- Now I'm having fun.
- 447
- 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:48,877
- Do it when I jump.
- 448
- 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,755
- Ready?
- 449
- 00:27:53,548 --> 00:27:54,674
- Yeah.
- 450
- 00:27:54,758 --> 00:27:55,675
- Did you get it?
- 451
- 00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:57,719
- Yeah.
- 452
- 00:27:57,802 --> 00:27:59,596
- You get it?
- 453
- 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:01,306
- - Again.
- - Okay, one, two, three!
- 454
- 00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:03,725
- Yeah.
- 455
- 00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:05,018
- - You get it?
- - Got it.
- 456
- 00:28:15,278 --> 00:28:16,946
- How'd it come out?
- 457
- 00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:20,992
- Ah, this is so gross!
- 458
- 00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:22,952
- One picture of them.
- 459
- 00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:24,412
- - No.
- - Please.
- 460
- 00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:26,164
- - No.
- - They're birds, man.
- 461
- 00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:28,208
- - They're just...
- - No, no.
- 462
- 00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:30,001
- Shit!
- 463
- 00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:31,461
- Steindór!
- 464
- 00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:35,799
- Steindór, what am I
- doing wrong?!
- 465
- 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:39,969
- Hey, take a picture of me
- on top of this thing.
- 466
- 00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:42,681
- - No.
- - Why not?
- 467
- 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:45,308
- Not everything is to be climbed,
- to be mocked.
- 468
- 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:47,018
- This is a sacred stone.
- 469
- 00:28:47,102 --> 00:28:49,813
- This is a runestone.
- 470
- 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:51,064
- Sorry.
- 471
- 00:28:51,147 --> 00:28:53,817
- Didn't mean
- to, uh, offend.
- 472
- 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,735
- What's a runestone?
- 473
- 00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:56,820
- Ancient writings.
- 474
- 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:59,489
- Oh, yeah, Inga was
- showing me those.
- 475
- 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:01,825
- It tells the story of those
- who lived here.
- 476
- 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:04,202
- Died here.
- 477
- 00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:08,998
- It's marked by magic.
- 478
- 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:11,793
- It's powerful.
- 479
- 00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:13,545
- Yeah?
- 480
- 00:29:13,628 --> 00:29:15,130
- You believe
- all that stuff?
- 481
- 00:29:15,213 --> 00:29:16,840
- Magic?
- 482
- 00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:20,635
- Of course I do.
- 483
- 00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,149
- How does it work?
- 484
- 00:29:34,232 --> 00:29:36,192
- How does what work?
- 485
- 00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:38,611
- Magic.
- 486
- 00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:41,072
- Like, where does
- the power come from?
- 487
- 00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:43,867
- Is it, uh, God?
- 488
- 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:45,577
- Or spirits?
- 489
- 00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:48,747
- Or, uh,
- I don't know, the moon?
- 490
- 00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:52,959
- Haven't you heard
- of Einstein?
- 491
- 00:29:53,043 --> 00:29:54,878
- Yeah, I've heard
- of Einstein.
- 492
- 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:57,630
- "B" equals MC squared.
- 493
- 00:29:57,714 --> 00:30:02,886
- Physical mass is just energy
- in another state.
- 494
- 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:06,556
- We are made of energy.
- 495
- 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:07,891
- That's it?
- 496
- 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:11,269
- That's kind of, like,
- simplifying the whole thing.
- 497
- 00:30:11,353 --> 00:30:12,729
- I had to dumb it down
- for you.
- 498
- 00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:16,566
- How does you being
- way over there,
- 499
- 00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,735
- say something,
- and then me,
- 500
- 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:23,198
- an autonomous person
- way over here, do it?
- 501
- 00:30:23,281 --> 00:30:25,992
- Where does that power...
- How does that work?
- 502
- 00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:33,249
- If I do a spell,
- right now, and it works,
- 503
- 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:37,128
- will you shut up
- for the next hour or so?
- 504
- 00:30:37,212 --> 00:30:39,506
- Yeah. Yes.
- 505
- 00:30:39,589 --> 00:30:42,092
- Abracadabra,
- hocus pocus,
- 506
- 00:30:42,175 --> 00:30:47,681
- you will imagine a spider
- crawling through your hair.
- 507
- 00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:48,932
- Okay.
- 508
- 00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:54,312
- So dumb.
- It's so dumb.
- 509
- 00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:56,106
- But here's the thing.
- It's only working
- 510
- 00:30:56,189 --> 00:30:57,816
- because you put that
- in my head.
- 511
- 00:30:57,899 --> 00:31:01,486
- And that's how
- magic works.
- 512
- 00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:04,155
- Now shut up.
- Let's go.
- 513
- 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:13,998
- So, we're sleeping
- in there?
- 514
- 00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:16,126
- Like, both of us?
- 515
- 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:17,711
- Yup.
- 516
- 00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:20,880
- Or you can sleep
- in the tent.
- 517
- 00:31:28,555 --> 00:31:33,560
- "Or you can sleep in the
- tent. Or you can sleep in the tent."
- 518
- 00:31:50,785 --> 00:31:56,249
- <i>♪ Can't believe
- I love someone so cruel ♪</i>
- 519
- 00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:58,793
- <i>♪ I've made up my mind ♪</i>
- 520
- 00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:03,465
- <i>♪ Out of my mind over you... ♪♪</i>
- 521
- 00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:07,886
- We're leaving.
- 522
- 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,596
- Dress warm.
- 523
- 00:32:11,681 --> 00:32:14,559
- I don't have
- any warm clothes.
- 524
- 00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:24,027
- So, this is a glacier?
- 525
- 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:26,363
- - What do you think it is?
- - I don't know.
- 526
- 00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:29,532
- Looks like snow and ice.
- 527
- 00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:32,160
- What do you think
- a glacier is made out of?
- 528
- 00:32:34,454 --> 00:32:37,040
- You know, you're like the
- least-friendly tour guide ever.
- 529
- 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:40,377
- Most of them are polite
- and kind to their clients.
- 530
- 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,212
- They don't just
- growl at them
- 531
- 00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:44,381
- with foreboding eyes.
- 532
- 00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:47,425
- Come on.
- Just climb.
- 533
- 00:32:50,553 --> 00:32:54,015
- Be careful.
- Don't fall in.
- 534
- 00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:55,809
- Don't fall into what?
- 535
- 00:32:55,892 --> 00:32:57,811
- Don't find out.
- 536
- 00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:07,737
- It's amazing.
- 537
- 00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:08,964
- I mean, I don't know
- what the difference
- 538
- 00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:11,658
- between ice
- and a glacier is.
- 539
- 00:33:11,741 --> 00:33:16,413
- A glacier is ice that moves
- under its own weight.
- 540
- 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:18,540
- It's unstoppable.
- 541
- 00:33:24,629 --> 00:33:27,507
- Yeah, this is weird.
- 542
- 00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:34,097
- I have these...
- compulsions.
- 543
- 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:37,100
- They used to be okay,
- but then they got worse,
- 544
- 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:40,437
- um, a while ago.
- 545
- 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,565
- Now they get worse even more
- 546
- 00:33:43,648 --> 00:33:47,777
- when I'm off my medication
- and stressed.
- 547
- 00:33:47,861 --> 00:33:50,572
- Which sucks 'cause...
- they're hard to control.
- 548
- 00:33:55,035 --> 00:33:56,745
- Then don't.
- 549
- 00:33:57,996 --> 00:34:01,624
- Then don't what?
- Don't control 'em?
- 550
- 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:03,084
- That's great.
- 551
- 00:34:03,168 --> 00:34:05,920
- Then just walk around
- looking like a freak?
- 552
- 00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:07,547
- That's good.
- 553
- 00:34:10,592 --> 00:34:11,861
- You don't know what
- you're talking about.
- 554
- 00:34:14,304 --> 00:34:16,639
- "That's good."
- 555
- 00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:19,558
- Fuck you.
- 556
- 00:34:23,313 --> 00:34:24,647
- Every ten fucking minutes,
- 557
- 00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:26,441
- I have this thought
- that pops into my head.
- 558
- 00:34:26,524 --> 00:34:30,153
- "Hey, stick something
- in your ear.
- 559
- 00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:34,324
- "Find something long,
- and sharp,
- 560
- 00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:37,494
- "and stick it an inch and a half
- in your left ear.
- 561
- 00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:40,914
- And do it! Do it now!
- Do it!"
- 562
- 00:34:40,997 --> 00:34:44,668
- I have to willingly push
- this thought away,
- 563
- 00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:47,545
- and then, ten minutes later,
- it comes back!
- 564
- 00:34:53,718 --> 00:34:58,139
- It's okay.
- It's okay.
- 565
- 00:34:58,223 --> 00:35:02,310
- Come here.
- I want to show you something.
- 566
- 00:35:02,394 --> 00:35:03,978
- Put your fingers
- in the snow.
- 567
- 00:35:04,062 --> 00:35:05,522
- For what?
- 568
- 00:35:05,605 --> 00:35:08,817
- Humor me.
- 569
- 00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:20,620
- Don't control them.
- 570
- 00:35:34,884 --> 00:35:36,344
- Look.
- 571
- 00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:41,099
- What the fuck
- is that?
- 572
- 00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:44,894
- This has been with my
- family for centuries.
- 573
- 00:35:44,978 --> 00:35:49,691
- My father gave it to me,
- and his father gave it to him.
- 574
- 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,579
- What good is it
- to stand up to a glacier?
- 575
- 00:36:02,662 --> 00:36:06,082
- It will go where it pleases.
- 576
- 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:12,005
- A mountain can stand in its way
- with all its might...
- 577
- 00:36:12,088 --> 00:36:15,592
- but if a glacier wants...
- 578
- 00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:18,678
- it will break that mountain.
- 579
- 00:36:20,513 --> 00:36:23,558
- You cannot control something.
- 580
- 00:36:23,641 --> 00:36:25,268
- You can only destroy it.
- 581
- 00:36:54,506 --> 00:36:56,424
- Jess!
- 582
- 00:37:04,224 --> 00:37:06,184
- Jess?
- 583
- 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:14,442
- Jess... Jess!
- 584
- 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:20,407
- Hey, hey!
- 585
- 00:37:20,490 --> 00:37:23,159
- Uhh! Hey! Hey, hey!
- 586
- 00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:30,166
- You're okay.
- You're okay.
- 587
- 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:32,127
- Hey!
- 588
- 00:38:14,794 --> 00:38:17,297
- What?
- 589
- 00:38:19,424 --> 00:38:20,424
- Nothing.
- 590
- 00:38:22,385 --> 00:38:24,054
- What?
- 591
- 00:38:24,137 --> 00:38:27,057
- What are you drawing?
- 592
- 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,934
- Oh, it's just
- something for work.
- 593
- 00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:33,813
- I've seen it before.
- 594
- 00:38:35,398 --> 00:38:37,317
- You've seen this?
- 595
- 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:41,279
- That's Stumpy.
- From "Psketti"?
- 596
- 00:38:41,363 --> 00:38:42,739
- You know "Psketti"?
- 597
- 00:38:42,822 --> 00:38:44,074
- Of course I know Psketti,
- 598
- 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:46,076
- and his little dog, Ketchup.
- 599
- 00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:49,287
- Yeah, man,
- I draw "Psketti."
- 600
- 00:38:49,371 --> 00:38:51,998
- No, no, no.
- That's drawn by Glen Bean.
- 601
- 00:38:52,082 --> 00:38:54,209
- No, Glen Bean died
- 20 years ago,
- 602
- 00:38:54,292 --> 00:38:55,835
- and then his son
- started drawing it,
- 603
- 00:38:55,919 --> 00:38:57,337
- but then he died
- of diabetes,
- 604
- 00:38:57,420 --> 00:38:59,089
- and then it was
- this lady, Diane Ketchup,
- 605
- 00:38:59,172 --> 00:39:01,591
- strangely enough, but she
- couldn't draw for shit,
- 606
- 00:39:01,675 --> 00:39:03,343
- so now I draw "Psketti."
- 607
- 00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:07,806
- Glen Bean is dead?
- 608
- 00:39:07,889 --> 00:39:10,600
- From diabetes, actually.
- I guess it's genetic.
- 609
- 00:39:10,684 --> 00:39:12,811
- So, now I just
- copy his style
- 610
- 00:39:12,894 --> 00:39:15,605
- and do his characters
- and make dumb jokes.
- 611
- 00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:19,609
- It's... It's sad.
- 612
- 00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:21,778
- I'm very impressed.
- 613
- 00:39:21,861 --> 00:39:23,446
- We didn't know this
- about you.
- 614
- 00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:26,616
- Who's we? What?
- 615
- 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,493
- Uh, Icelanders.
- 616
- 00:39:28,576 --> 00:39:30,870
- That it's not Glen Bean.
- 617
- 00:39:30,954 --> 00:39:34,124
- Uh, I mean,
- I don't know,
- 618
- 00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:36,376
- I think it's
- actually pathetic.
- 619
- 00:39:36,459 --> 00:39:37,961
- I'm a grown man.
- 620
- 00:39:38,044 --> 00:39:39,921
- I should be drawing
- my own comic strip.
- 621
- 00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:41,840
- No, I should be
- drawing my own comic book.
- 622
- 00:39:41,923 --> 00:39:43,299
- That's what I wanna do.
- 623
- 00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:44,703
- That's what Jess
- said I should do,
- 624
- 00:39:44,759 --> 00:39:46,636
- but... I don't know.
- 625
- 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,972
- I don't think
- I'm good enough.
- 626
- 00:39:49,055 --> 00:39:51,391
- So, here I am copying
- 627
- 00:39:51,474 --> 00:39:54,394
- a dead man's style.
- 628
- 00:39:54,477 --> 00:39:57,605
- No, this is
- a beautiful thing.
- 629
- 00:39:57,689 --> 00:39:59,524
- A man wants greatness,
- 630
- 00:39:59,607 --> 00:40:03,653
- so he completes the work
- of another great man.
- 631
- 00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:06,781
- I mean...
- 632
- 00:40:06,865 --> 00:40:08,575
- I don't know if I'd call
- this greatness,
- 633
- 00:40:08,658 --> 00:40:11,286
- but... thank you so much.
- 634
- 00:40:13,913 --> 00:40:16,499
- This is right.
- 635
- 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:17,792
- What are you
- talking about?
- 636
- 00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:19,753
- Nothing.
- 637
- 00:40:19,836 --> 00:40:23,214
- We're almost here.
- 638
- 00:40:28,345 --> 00:40:29,929
- Hey, man...
- 639
- 00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:33,516
- I don't think I can do
- another long-ass hike today.
- 640
- 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,895
- It'll be the last one,
- I promise you.
- 641
- 00:40:46,237 --> 00:40:47,864
- Oh, we're going in.
- 642
- 00:40:47,947 --> 00:40:49,199
- Come on.
- 643
- 00:40:49,282 --> 00:40:54,204
- I didn't bring a bathing
- suit or anything.
- 644
- 00:40:54,287 --> 00:40:56,581
- You didn't
- bring one either.
- 645
- 00:40:56,664 --> 00:40:58,083
- Come on.
- 646
- 00:40:58,166 --> 00:41:00,210
- Stop being
- so American.
- 647
- 00:41:02,962 --> 00:41:05,590
- This is gonna be
- straight-up gross.
- 648
- 00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:19,561
- Gah!
- 649
- 00:41:22,982 --> 00:41:25,360
- I think three rocks
- just went inside me.
- 650
- 00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:33,034
- Yeah...
- 651
- 00:41:33,118 --> 00:41:35,620
- I'm sitting
- in a hot springs...
- 652
- 00:41:35,704 --> 00:41:38,998
- in Iceland... naked...
- 653
- 00:41:39,082 --> 00:41:42,752
- with a creepy old man
- drinking vodka.
- 654
- 00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:46,089
- This is... very weird.
- 655
- 00:41:46,172 --> 00:41:48,341
- But nice, yes?
- 656
- 00:41:48,425 --> 00:41:49,843
- It is nice.
- 657
- 00:41:49,926 --> 00:41:51,803
- Skal!
- 658
- 00:41:51,886 --> 00:41:53,513
- Where did you get that?
- 659
- 00:41:53,596 --> 00:41:54,931
- Hmm?
- 660
- 00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:56,933
- Oh, this.
- 661
- 00:41:57,017 --> 00:41:58,977
- This was a gift
- from Inga.
- 662
- 00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:00,645
- Did she choose it?
- 663
- 00:42:00,729 --> 00:42:02,230
- Mm-mm.
- 664
- 00:42:02,313 --> 00:42:03,499
- She showed me
- a bunch of designs,
- 665
- 00:42:03,523 --> 00:42:05,567
- and I liked it,
- so I chose it.
- 666
- 00:42:05,650 --> 00:42:09,070
- Let me guess.
- It doesn't mean "good luck"?
- 667
- 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:26,129
- What is that?
- 668
- 00:42:26,212 --> 00:42:28,965
- This is Loftur's stave.
- 669
- 00:42:29,049 --> 00:42:33,094
- She made me get
- the magic guy's secret stave?
- 670
- 00:42:33,178 --> 00:42:35,972
- You just said you chose it.
- 671
- 00:42:36,056 --> 00:42:38,141
- Well, then she steered me
- into it or something.
- 672
- 00:42:38,224 --> 00:42:40,518
- No, you chose it
- on purpose.
- 673
- 00:42:40,602 --> 00:42:41,978
- Oh, I did?
- 674
- 00:42:42,062 --> 00:42:43,229
- Part of you did.
- 675
- 00:42:43,313 --> 00:42:45,648
- Okay, explain to me
- how that works.
- 676
- 00:42:45,732 --> 00:42:49,110
- How part of my brain
- could know secret knowledge
- 677
- 00:42:49,194 --> 00:42:50,862
- that the rest of me
- doesn't know?
- 678
- 00:42:50,945 --> 00:42:53,823
- How does a baby,
- knowing nothing,
- 679
- 00:42:53,907 --> 00:42:55,742
- look for her
- mother's nipple?
- 680
- 00:42:55,825 --> 00:42:57,327
- That's instinct.
- 681
- 00:42:57,410 --> 00:42:58,721
- That's... that's
- the subconscious.
- 682
- 00:42:58,745 --> 00:42:59,954
- That's different.
- 683
- 00:43:00,038 --> 00:43:01,182
- You're the one
- with a powerful stave
- 684
- 00:43:01,206 --> 00:43:02,374
- written on his chest,
- 685
- 00:43:02,457 --> 00:43:03,667
- whose fingers
- are tracing out
- 686
- 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:05,585
- a language
- he doesn't understand.
- 687
- 00:43:05,669 --> 00:43:07,962
- Okay.
- 688
- 00:43:08,046 --> 00:43:10,632
- But I am not choosing
- to do any of this.
- 689
- 00:43:10,715 --> 00:43:12,842
- No, you're too busy
- controlling.
- 690
- 00:43:12,926 --> 00:43:15,637
- You refuse to choose.
- 691
- 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:19,683
- We must keep
- doing it for you.
- 692
- 00:43:19,766 --> 00:43:23,186
- What are you
- talking about?
- 693
- 00:43:23,269 --> 00:43:26,147
- You sound crazy.
- 694
- 00:43:26,231 --> 00:43:28,525
- But this is
- the last time.
- 695
- 00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:33,321
- Okay. Relax.
- 696
- 00:43:33,405 --> 00:43:35,949
- Come on, I don't want
- whatever this is.
- 697
- 00:43:36,032 --> 00:43:39,953
- Stop... stop!
- Hey, stop!
- 698
- 00:43:40,036 --> 00:43:42,414
- Stop! Come on!
- 699
- 00:43:45,959 --> 00:43:47,419
- Choose!
- 700
- 00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:51,589
- Choose!
- 701
- 00:43:51,673 --> 00:43:53,883
- Choose! Unh!
- 702
- 00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:56,886
- Aah!
- I'll fuckin' hit you!
- 703
- 00:43:56,970 --> 00:43:58,471
- I'll fuckin' hit you!
- 704
- 00:43:58,555 --> 00:44:00,765
- Come on! Shit!
- 705
- 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,395
- Aaagh! Stop!
- 706
- 00:44:05,478 --> 00:44:06,396
- Uhh!
- 707
- 00:44:06,479 --> 00:44:07,856
- Ahh!
- 708
- 00:44:10,525 --> 00:44:13,069
- Stop! Stop it!
- 709
- 00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:15,071
- Stop!
- Back off!
- 710
- 00:44:15,155 --> 00:44:16,364
- Stop it!
- 711
- 00:44:16,448 --> 00:44:18,491
- Stop it!
- 712
- 00:44:19,534 --> 00:44:20,534
- Stop it!
- 713
- 00:44:20,577 --> 00:44:22,037
- Stop!
- 714
- 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,080
- Stop it!
- 715
- 00:44:24,164 --> 00:44:25,373
- Stop it!
- 716
- 00:44:25,457 --> 00:44:26,541
- Stop it!
- 717
- 00:44:30,503 --> 00:44:32,630
- Stop it!
- 718
- 00:44:32,714 --> 00:44:34,841
- Stop it!
- 719
- 00:44:38,428 --> 00:44:41,514
- Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, fuck.
- 720
- 00:44:41,598 --> 00:44:43,016
- Fuck. Okay.
- 721
- 00:44:43,099 --> 00:44:46,102
- Um... fuck.
- 722
- 00:44:46,186 --> 00:44:49,814
- Um... ahh... fuck.
- 723
- 00:44:49,898 --> 00:44:52,984
- Oh, fuck.
- 724
- 00:44:53,068 --> 00:44:56,112
- Hey!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 725
- 00:44:56,196 --> 00:44:57,947
- Fuck, fuck, fuck.
- 726
- 00:44:58,031 --> 00:44:59,366
- Move!
- 727
- 00:45:00,867 --> 00:45:02,744
- Where the fuck
- did you come from?
- 728
- 00:45:02,827 --> 00:45:04,120
- Uh, I think
- he's got, like...
- 729
- 00:45:04,204 --> 00:45:05,747
- Steindór!
- Steindór!
- 730
- 00:45:05,830 --> 00:45:07,350
- I think he has, like water
- in his lungs or something.
- 731
- 00:45:07,374 --> 00:45:09,334
- He, uh, we're, uh...
- 732
- 00:45:09,417 --> 00:45:11,503
- He's down there
- and he came at me,
- 733
- 00:45:11,586 --> 00:45:12,712
- and fuck!
- 734
- 00:45:12,796 --> 00:45:13,814
- Did you bring everything?
- 735
- 00:45:13,838 --> 00:45:15,507
- Steindór, Steindór!
- Hey, hey!
- 736
- 00:45:15,590 --> 00:45:17,967
- What are you doing?
- What...
- 737
- 00:45:21,054 --> 00:45:22,198
- - Are you all right, man?
- - Back off!
- 738
- 00:45:22,222 --> 00:45:23,139
- Hey, are you
- all right?
- 739
- 00:45:23,223 --> 00:45:24,641
- Okay...
- 740
- 00:45:24,724 --> 00:45:25,975
- It’s all ready.
- 741
- 00:45:29,354 --> 00:45:31,231
- Dude, that's
- my fucking hair!
- 742
- 00:45:31,314 --> 00:45:32,399
- What the... Why is...
- 743
- 00:45:32,482 --> 00:45:33,817
- Is that
- my fucking jizz?!
- 744
- 00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:35,276
- Hey!
- Come on! What?!
- 745
- 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,278
- Stop! No! Fuck!
- 746
- 00:45:37,362 --> 00:45:38,988
- What the fuck
- is happening, man?
- 747
- 00:45:42,617 --> 00:45:44,494
- What the fuck
- is happening?!
- 748
- 00:45:44,577 --> 00:45:46,496
- Listen, okay, listen,
- 749
- 00:45:46,579 --> 00:45:48,081
- I don't know what
- you people want,
- 750
- 00:45:48,164 --> 00:45:49,374
- or what the fuck
- you're doing,
- 751
- 00:45:49,457 --> 00:45:51,126
- but I just want to
- go home, okay?
- 752
- 00:45:51,209 --> 00:45:53,294
- - Shut up!
- - I just wanna go home!
- 753
- 00:45:53,378 --> 00:45:55,880
- This is food
- and this is a fetch.
- 754
- 00:45:55,964 --> 00:45:58,550
- Something for you to put
- your intentions into.
- 755
- 00:45:58,633 --> 00:46:00,510
- We have prepared it
- for you.
- 756
- 00:46:00,593 --> 00:46:02,929
- Why? What? Why?
- What do you two want?!
- 757
- 00:46:03,013 --> 00:46:04,180
- For you to finally see.
- 758
- 00:46:04,264 --> 00:46:07,976
- You are
- Loftur, are you not?
- 759
- 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:13,690
- We've been waiting for you
- a very long time.
- 760
- 00:46:13,773 --> 00:46:15,066
- Heh.
- 761
- 00:46:15,150 --> 00:46:16,860
- We've done
- everything we could.
- 762
- 00:46:16,943 --> 00:46:18,987
- Now the rest is on you.
- 763
- 00:46:19,070 --> 00:46:21,114
- Your answers
- lie that way.
- 764
- 00:46:21,197 --> 00:46:24,409
- Follow the runestones.
- 765
- 00:46:24,492 --> 00:46:26,870
- I'm not gonna go anywhere
- with you people.
- 766
- 00:46:26,953 --> 00:46:28,788
- We know.
- 767
- 00:46:28,872 --> 00:46:30,790
- Good luck, Loftur.
- 768
- 00:46:38,465 --> 00:46:41,217
- No, wait!
- 769
- 00:46:41,301 --> 00:46:43,720
- No, wait, come on!
- 770
- 00:46:43,803 --> 00:46:45,347
- Come on!
- 771
- 00:46:45,430 --> 00:46:47,724
- What is happening?!
- 772
- 00:46:47,807 --> 00:46:49,517
- What is happening?!
- 773
- 00:46:49,601 --> 00:46:52,896
- What is happening?!
- 774
- 00:47:07,535 --> 00:47:11,790
- ♪ Dear one ♪
- 775
- 00:47:11,873 --> 00:47:18,004
- ♪ Is there anything
- you need? ♪
- 776
- 00:47:21,549 --> 00:47:26,513
- ♪ Dear one ♪
- 777
- 00:47:26,596 --> 00:47:32,727
- ♪ Tell me your dream ♪
- 778
- 00:47:35,188 --> 00:47:38,316
- ♪ Somewhere there waits ♪
- 779
- 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,070
- ♪ A golden day ♪
- 780
- 00:47:42,153 --> 00:47:45,115
- ♪ Somewhere there waits ♪
- 781
- 00:47:45,198 --> 00:47:48,952
- ♪ An infallibility ♪
- 782
- 00:47:49,035 --> 00:47:53,998
- ♪ Dear one ♪
- 783
- 00:47:54,082 --> 00:47:59,045
- ♪ Tell me your dream ♪♪
- 784
- 00:48:04,217 --> 00:48:06,970
- Hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!
- 785
- 00:48:07,053 --> 00:48:09,180
- Yeah! Okay, yeah.
- 786
- 00:48:12,183 --> 00:48:13,893
- Hi.
- 787
- 00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,605
- Hey!
- 788
- 00:48:17,689 --> 00:48:19,899
- Oh, sorry,
- so you speak English?
- 789
- 00:48:19,983 --> 00:48:22,318
- Uh, small, little.
- 790
- 00:48:22,402 --> 00:48:24,362
- Okay, I wanna go
- to Reykjavik.
- 791
- 00:48:24,446 --> 00:48:25,989
- Are you
- going to Reykjavik?
- 792
- 00:48:26,072 --> 00:48:27,157
- Reykjavik, yes.
- 793
- 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:28,867
- - Yeah, south?
- - Yes.
- 794
- 00:48:28,950 --> 00:48:30,994
- - To the airport?
- - Airport, yes.
- 795
- 00:48:31,077 --> 00:48:33,079
- Okay, great,
- thank you.
- 796
- 00:48:49,471 --> 00:48:51,056
- Your answers
- lie that way.
- 797
- 00:48:51,139 --> 00:48:52,139
- North.
- 798
- 00:48:57,228 --> 00:48:59,356
- Wait, wait!
- Fuck!
- 799
- 00:48:59,439 --> 00:49:00,774
- I need to go north.
- 800
- 00:49:00,857 --> 00:49:01,775
- North?
- 801
- 00:49:01,858 --> 00:49:04,778
- There’s nothing
- back that way - just rocks.
- 802
- 00:49:05,028 --> 00:49:06,488
- Um, yeah, I... Sorry.
- 803
- 00:49:06,571 --> 00:49:08,239
- I need to...
- I need to go north.
- 804
- 00:49:08,323 --> 00:49:10,367
- Thank you.
- 805
- 00:49:10,450 --> 00:49:11,951
- Ohh.
- 806
- 00:49:19,459 --> 00:49:20,794
- Benny.
- 807
- 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,630
- Benny.
- 808
- 00:49:39,062 --> 00:49:42,816
- Well, they...
- both go north.
- 809
- 00:49:45,318 --> 00:49:48,113
- They couldn't have given me
- a magical map?
- 810
- 00:49:53,993 --> 00:49:55,203
- Okay.
- 811
- 00:49:55,286 --> 00:49:58,081
- Okay, okay.
- 812
- 00:49:58,164 --> 00:50:00,583
- "Fish," I go right.
- 813
- 00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:04,504
- "Ancient sea god,"
- I go left.
- 814
- 00:50:09,592 --> 00:50:11,011
- I go right.
- 815
- 00:50:13,388 --> 00:50:14,639
- I go right.
- 816
- 00:51:05,065 --> 00:51:06,316
- Okay.
- 817
- 00:51:06,399 --> 00:51:09,194
- There's four sides.
- 818
- 00:51:09,277 --> 00:51:11,738
- There's four directions.
- 819
- 00:51:11,821 --> 00:51:12,906
- One of these sides
- 820
- 00:51:12,989 --> 00:51:15,742
- is the direction
- that I need to go.
- 821
- 00:51:37,013 --> 00:51:39,224
- Argh!
- 822
- 00:51:46,189 --> 00:51:48,108
- Shit.
- 823
- 00:51:52,696 --> 00:51:55,031
- Ohh...
- 824
- 00:51:56,116 --> 00:51:58,535
- Unh! Aah!
- 825
- 00:51:58,618 --> 00:52:00,787
- Ahh.
- 826
- 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,767
- Okay, don't control it.
- 827
- 00:52:35,405 --> 00:52:37,741
- So if this means "water"
- and this means...
- 828
- 00:52:37,824 --> 00:52:40,326
- then I walk that way.
- 829
- 00:52:48,335 --> 00:52:51,421
- Ahh!
- 830
- 00:52:51,504 --> 00:52:54,758
- Yeah! Yes! Yes!
- 831
- 00:52:54,841 --> 00:52:56,801
- Fuck you!
- 832
- 00:53:13,026 --> 00:53:17,906
- ♪ You're the torturing kind ♪
- 833
- 00:53:17,989 --> 00:53:21,451
- ♪ Dancing through
- my mind ♪
- 834
- 00:53:21,534 --> 00:53:26,122
- ♪ I can't escape you ♪
- 835
- 00:53:26,206 --> 00:53:29,918
- ♪ Now I find
- I'm in a twirl ♪
- 836
- 00:53:30,001 --> 00:53:31,628
- I'm getting good.
- 837
- 00:53:31,711 --> 00:53:34,631
- ♪ Falling through
- this world ♪
- 838
- 00:53:34,714 --> 00:53:36,675
- ♪ I can't escape you ♪
- 839
- 00:53:36,758 --> 00:53:38,843
- ♪ I can't escape you ♪
- 840
- 00:53:38,927 --> 00:53:41,304
- ♪ What can I do? ♪
- 841
- 00:53:41,388 --> 00:53:43,515
- ♪ What can I do? ♪
- 842
- 00:53:43,598 --> 00:53:45,809
- ♪ I can't escape you ♪
- 843
- 00:53:45,892 --> 00:53:48,019
- ♪ I can't escape you ♪
- 844
- 00:54:18,842 --> 00:54:21,261
- Mmm!
- 845
- 00:54:21,344 --> 00:54:25,348
- Mmm! Mmm!
- 846
- 00:54:25,432 --> 00:54:28,059
- Do you know
- what I mean?
- 847
- 00:54:28,143 --> 00:54:30,562
- - No, I never know what you mean.
- - Ohh!
- 848
- 00:54:30,645 --> 00:54:31,688
- - I know.
- - Honestly.
- 849
- 00:54:31,771 --> 00:54:33,732
- I know. Fuck off.
- 850
- 00:54:33,815 --> 00:54:35,525
- That was really good.
- 851
- 00:54:35,608 --> 00:54:36,693
- The margarita's
- really good!
- 852
- 00:54:36,776 --> 00:54:38,028
- - Okay, okay.
- - Thank you.
- 853
- 00:54:38,111 --> 00:54:39,487
- Okay.
- Sorry.
- 854
- 00:54:39,571 --> 00:54:42,866
- Wow wow wow wow!
- 855
- 00:54:42,949 --> 00:54:44,534
- You know
- when a cup goes...
- 856
- 00:54:44,617 --> 00:54:46,327
- - Wow...
- - Okay, shh!
- 857
- 00:54:50,415 --> 00:54:51,809
- Um, can I get you
- anything else to drink?
- 858
- 00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:53,144
- - I think just the check.
- - Okay, great.
- 859
- 00:54:53,168 --> 00:54:54,728
- Can we also get...
- Can we get the check,
- 860
- 00:54:54,753 --> 00:54:55,837
- for sure,
- I do hear that,
- 861
- 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,422
- but one more shot
- of tequila
- 862
- 00:54:57,505 --> 00:55:00,675
- and one more, um,
- margarita with whatever...
- 863
- 00:55:00,759 --> 00:55:02,052
- whatever
- you've been making.
- 864
- 00:55:02,135 --> 00:55:03,279
- - It's good.
- - Yeah, of course. You got it.
- 865
- 00:55:03,303 --> 00:55:04,387
- Whoo!
- 866
- 00:55:04,471 --> 00:55:05,740
- - Here's your margarita.
- - Thank you.
- 867
- 00:55:05,764 --> 00:55:07,307
- Of course, enjoy.
- 868
- 00:55:07,390 --> 00:55:09,768
- Oh, my goodness.
- Compliments to the chef!
- 869
- 00:55:09,851 --> 00:55:13,146
- Okay, that's gonna be
- like your sixth drink.
- 870
- 00:55:13,229 --> 00:55:14,647
- I'm...
- 871
- 00:55:14,731 --> 00:55:16,816
- What is your
- fucking problem?
- 872
- 00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:18,777
- What is your
- fucking problem?
- 873
- 00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:21,613
- I am having a really
- nice time.
- 874
- 00:55:21,696 --> 00:55:25,700
- Or I was having
- a fucking nice time.
- 875
- 00:55:25,784 --> 00:55:28,161
- Trying to. Sorry!
- 876
- 00:55:28,244 --> 00:55:30,372
- Don't bring your kids
- to a fuckin'...
- 877
- 00:55:30,455 --> 00:55:31,748
- It's 12:00 at night.
- 878
- 00:55:31,831 --> 00:55:33,541
- Put your fuckin'
- kid in bed.
- 879
- 00:55:33,625 --> 00:55:35,311
- - So sorry for being so loud.
- - No, come on, stop.
- 880
- 00:55:35,335 --> 00:55:37,253
- This must've been such
- a nightmare for you guys.
- 881
- 00:55:37,337 --> 00:55:39,089
- Thank you for my
- delicious drinks, Pete.
- 882
- 00:55:39,172 --> 00:55:40,590
- I don't fuckin'
- know his name.
- 883
- 00:55:40,674 --> 00:55:43,134
- And, um, fuck this.
- 884
- 00:56:17,752 --> 00:56:19,921
- Okey-dokey.
- 885
- 00:56:24,968 --> 00:56:26,970
- Well, we have entered
- 886
- 00:56:27,053 --> 00:56:31,307
- the Mordor part
- of the island now.
- 887
- 00:56:31,391 --> 00:56:34,477
- Ever tell you
- I was raised very Christian?
- 888
- 00:56:34,561 --> 00:56:36,396
- Yeah, I told you that.
- You know that.
- 889
- 00:56:36,479 --> 00:56:38,148
- Ahem!
- 890
- 00:56:38,231 --> 00:56:40,316
- Which means I never learned
- how to draw
- 891
- 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,819
- a woman's body.
- 892
- 00:56:42,902 --> 00:56:45,488
- It was shameful.
- 893
- 00:56:45,572 --> 00:56:46,656
- I was always embarrassed,
- 894
- 00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:48,742
- so I decided, hey,
- 895
- 00:56:48,825 --> 00:56:50,660
- I'm a professional artist.
- 896
- 00:56:50,744 --> 00:56:52,162
- And a grownup.
- 897
- 00:56:52,245 --> 00:56:53,997
- I should learn this.
- I should know this.
- 898
- 00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:57,042
- So I took
- this life drawing class...
- 899
- 00:56:57,125 --> 00:57:00,628
- where, you know,
- people draw a nude model.
- 900
- 00:57:00,712 --> 00:57:03,214
- So I go in, and I'm...
- 901
- 00:57:03,298 --> 00:57:05,550
- excited...
- 902
- 00:57:05,633 --> 00:57:08,887
- to finally be doing this
- and see a nude model.
- 903
- 00:57:08,970 --> 00:57:11,765
- And then out comes
- this man.
- 904
- 00:57:11,848 --> 00:57:13,850
- Like a middle age man.
- 905
- 00:57:13,933 --> 00:57:15,769
- Like, he could've been...
- 906
- 00:57:15,852 --> 00:57:19,856
- Looked like the manager
- of a TJ Maxx.
- 907
- 00:57:19,939 --> 00:57:22,942
- And he got naked
- and he sat down.
- 908
- 00:57:23,026 --> 00:57:25,653
- Oh, and he just
- opened his legs, and...
- 909
- 00:57:25,737 --> 00:57:26,988
- all I could see was his balls.
- 910
- 00:57:27,072 --> 00:57:28,698
- There were many balls,
- so much balls.
- 911
- 00:57:28,782 --> 00:57:30,784
- There was this
- little girl next to me,
- 912
- 00:57:30,867 --> 00:57:32,202
- she's just smiling
- and drawing it.
- 913
- 00:57:32,285 --> 00:57:34,120
- So I was like,
- "Oh, I wanna do this."
- 914
- 00:57:34,204 --> 00:57:37,374
- Ah, so I drew his balls.
- 915
- 00:57:37,457 --> 00:57:40,293
- It was so bad.
- 916
- 00:57:40,377 --> 00:57:42,003
- And they go, "Hey, we're
- taking a break.
- 917
- 00:57:42,087 --> 00:57:43,421
- We'll change positions."
- 918
- 00:57:43,505 --> 00:57:44,982
- So I got up, I moved to
- the other side of the room
- 919
- 00:57:45,006 --> 00:57:46,549
- and she followed me.
- 920
- 00:57:46,633 --> 00:57:49,928
- And then the guy came back,
- and he rotated
- 921
- 00:57:50,011 --> 00:57:51,888
- and aimed his balls
- at me again!
- 922
- 00:57:51,971 --> 00:57:54,265
- I can't draw his balls.
- 923
- 00:57:54,349 --> 00:57:56,726
- I look over
- and she's just laughing.
- 924
- 00:57:56,810 --> 00:58:00,814
- Gives me a wink, and I said,
- "Fuck it, I'm in."
- 925
- 00:58:00,897 --> 00:58:03,733
- And I fully embraced
- his balls, just drawing 'em.
- 926
- 00:58:03,817 --> 00:58:06,403
- Going to town.
- Oh, my God, it was so freeing.
- 927
- 00:58:06,486 --> 00:58:08,655
- Just drew balls for the next
- hour and a half.
- 928
- 00:58:08,738 --> 00:58:10,990
- Just staring right into the sun
- and drawing it.
- 929
- 00:58:11,074 --> 00:58:14,160
- Ahh...
- Best $40 I ever spent.
- 930
- 00:58:16,329 --> 00:58:18,456
- And that was how
- I met Jess.
- 931
- 00:58:21,459 --> 00:58:22,877
- Yeah, she would
- always do that.
- 932
- 00:58:22,961 --> 00:58:25,088
- She would make me
- so uncomfortable.
- 933
- 00:58:25,171 --> 00:58:27,757
- Oh, my God,
- and I loved it.
- 934
- 00:58:27,841 --> 00:58:29,926
- I hated it, but I loved it.
- 935
- 00:58:30,010 --> 00:58:31,553
- Yeah.
- 936
- 00:58:35,849 --> 00:58:38,893
- I think we were supposed to
- take more classes after that,
- 937
- 00:58:38,977 --> 00:58:41,187
- but we didn't.
- 938
- 00:58:44,149 --> 00:58:46,985
- I guess she didn't want to.
- 939
- 00:58:48,278 --> 00:58:50,613
- Or at least
- she chose not to.
- 940
- 00:59:40,038 --> 00:59:42,665
- We just want to
- make sure that all her things
- 941
- 00:59:42,749 --> 00:59:43,833
- stay with the family.
- 942
- 00:59:43,917 --> 00:59:45,251
- Sorry, son.
- 943
- 00:59:48,463 --> 00:59:50,632
- Now, I went down to
- the medical examiner's office.
- 944
- 00:59:50,715 --> 00:59:53,176
- They released Jess's
- personal effects.
- 945
- 00:59:53,259 --> 00:59:57,430
- This is the jewelry...
- 946
- 00:59:57,514 --> 01:00:01,351
- that Jess was wearing
- when she passed.
- 947
- 01:00:01,434 --> 01:00:02,828
- Have you thought about
- what you're gonna do
- 948
- 01:00:02,852 --> 01:00:04,813
- with Jess's body?
- 949
- 01:00:04,896 --> 01:00:06,731
- We should call
- the funeral home
- 950
- 01:00:06,815 --> 01:00:08,525
- about embalming.
- 951
- 01:00:08,608 --> 01:00:12,696
- There's a family plot
- in Sacramento.
- 952
- 01:00:12,779 --> 01:00:15,365
- She can be buried
- with her grandparents there.
- 953
- 01:00:15,448 --> 01:00:16,908
- There should be
- a Christian service.
- 954
- 01:00:16,991 --> 01:00:18,368
- I'm sure Reverend Green
- 955
- 01:00:18,451 --> 01:00:20,262
- from Holy Baptist Church
- will be happy to do it.
- 956
- 01:00:20,286 --> 01:00:21,746
- I don't know
- this Reverend Green.
- 957
- 01:00:21,830 --> 01:00:24,624
- Well, I can assure you
- that he would do a lovely job.
- 958
- 01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:26,209
- No.
- 959
- 01:00:26,292 --> 01:00:27,627
- Excuse me?
- 960
- 01:00:27,711 --> 01:00:29,129
- No.
- 961
- 01:00:29,212 --> 01:00:32,382
- I mean,
- a Christian funeral?
- 962
- 01:00:32,465 --> 01:00:35,051
- She's a practicing
- Buddhist.
- 963
- 01:00:35,135 --> 01:00:36,261
- You know how
- she dabbles...
- 964
- 01:00:36,344 --> 01:00:37,554
- She wanted to be cremated.
- 965
- 01:00:37,637 --> 01:00:39,556
- She told you that
- three separate times.
- 966
- 01:00:39,639 --> 01:00:43,059
- Benny, I know this is
- an emotional time for everyone.
- 967
- 01:00:43,143 --> 01:00:45,770
- And, Jesus Christ,
- embalming?
- 968
- 01:00:45,854 --> 01:00:47,230
- She's a vegan!
- 969
- 01:00:47,313 --> 01:00:48,732
- She only ate
- fucking organic,
- 970
- 01:00:48,815 --> 01:00:52,068
- and you're telling me
- that Jess's last wish
- 971
- 01:00:52,152 --> 01:00:53,832
- is for somebody to put her
- on a metal table
- 972
- 01:00:53,903 --> 01:00:57,907
- and then fill her veins
- with formaldehyde?
- 973
- 01:00:57,991 --> 01:00:59,784
- I mean...
- 974
- 01:00:59,868 --> 01:01:02,454
- Yeah, you people.
- 975
- 01:01:02,537 --> 01:01:04,706
- You can take
- whatever you want,
- 976
- 01:01:04,789 --> 01:01:07,292
- but don't pretend
- that you knew her.
- 977
- 01:01:41,534 --> 01:01:42,534
- One.
- 978
- 01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:47,707
- One.
- 979
- 01:01:50,001 --> 01:01:51,002
- One.
- 980
- 01:01:51,086 --> 01:01:53,963
- And one...
- One Republic.
- 981
- 01:01:54,047 --> 01:01:56,758
- Then you got U2.
- 982
- 01:01:56,841 --> 01:01:58,677
- Uh, Three Doors Down.
- 983
- 01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,095
- Four...
- 984
- 01:02:00,178 --> 01:02:01,805
- Four Tops.
- 985
- 01:02:01,888 --> 01:02:03,139
- Jackson 5.
- 986
- 01:02:03,223 --> 01:02:04,307
- Eve 6.
- 987
- 01:02:04,391 --> 01:02:06,643
- Avenged Sevenfold.
- 988
- 01:02:06,726 --> 01:02:08,728
- Eight is, um...
- 989
- 01:02:08,812 --> 01:02:10,772
- Eight... Oh, shit!
- 990
- 01:02:10,855 --> 01:02:12,857
- Oh, shit.
- 991
- 01:02:15,944 --> 01:02:17,904
- Ohh!
- 992
- 01:02:25,745 --> 01:02:28,998
- Aww!
- 993
- 01:02:29,082 --> 01:02:31,835
- Come on!
- 994
- 01:02:31,918 --> 01:02:33,086
- Okay.
- 995
- 01:02:33,169 --> 01:02:34,879
- Okay, okay, okay.
- 996
- 01:02:38,299 --> 01:02:40,635
- I can do this.
- 997
- 01:02:40,719 --> 01:02:42,053
- I can do this.
- 998
- 01:02:49,185 --> 01:02:50,395
- Okay.
- 999
- 01:02:55,275 --> 01:02:56,609
- Oh! Shit!
- 1000
- 01:02:58,153 --> 01:02:59,362
- Okay...
- 1001
- 01:03:03,199 --> 01:03:04,784
- Unh!
- 1002
- 01:03:29,976 --> 01:03:31,227
- Oh, I'm done.
- 1003
- 01:03:32,354 --> 01:03:34,356
- Oh, I'm done.
- 1004
- 01:03:36,816 --> 01:03:38,276
- Yeah, you hear me?
- 1005
- 01:03:42,113 --> 01:03:44,908
- Agh, I'm not gonna do your
- treasure map anymore.
- 1006
- 01:03:46,451 --> 01:03:47,827
- Just so you know.
- 1007
- 01:03:47,911 --> 01:03:49,287
- Ohh.
- 1008
- 01:03:49,371 --> 01:03:51,664
- I'm not gonna...
- not gonna do a fucking...
- 1009
- 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:56,294
- I'm not chasing
- any more runestones!
- 1010
- 01:03:56,378 --> 01:03:58,505
- Aaaargh!
- 1011
- 01:03:58,588 --> 01:04:01,925
- I'm not gonna do your
- goddamn spell anymore!
- 1012
- 01:04:02,008 --> 01:04:05,095
- My name is not Loftur!
- My name is Benny Miller!
- 1013
- 01:04:05,178 --> 01:04:06,596
- My name
- is Benny Miller!
- 1014
- 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:09,099
- My name is Benny Miller!
- 1015
- 01:04:09,182 --> 01:04:12,102
- My name
- is Benny Miller!
- 1016
- 01:04:12,185 --> 01:04:14,896
- My name is Benny...
- 1017
- 01:04:14,979 --> 01:04:15,980
- My name is...
- 1018
- 01:04:17,357 --> 01:04:18,942
- My name is Benny...
- 1019
- 01:04:19,025 --> 01:04:21,569
- My name is Benny.
- My name is Benny.
- 1020
- 01:04:21,653 --> 01:04:23,947
- My name is Benny...
- 1021
- 01:04:45,844 --> 01:04:47,721
- Oh, no, no, no.
- 1022
- 01:04:47,804 --> 01:04:50,849
- No! No!
- 1023
- 01:04:50,932 --> 01:04:52,517
- Which side...
- 1024
- 01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:54,894
- Which side were you on?
- 1025
- 01:04:56,354 --> 01:04:59,065
- Where, which side?
- 1026
- 01:04:59,149 --> 01:05:00,984
- I don't know
- which direction!
- 1027
- 01:05:08,408 --> 01:05:10,326
- Yeah. Huh?
- 1028
- 01:05:10,410 --> 01:05:12,537
- Do it.
- Come on, that's it.
- 1029
- 01:06:03,254 --> 01:06:04,547
- You win.
- 1030
- 01:08:33,947 --> 01:08:34,947
- Oh...
- 1031
- 01:09:37,969 --> 01:09:40,013
- You want some tea?
- 1032
- 01:09:41,681 --> 01:09:43,641
- I can get it.
- 1033
- 01:09:43,725 --> 01:09:45,435
- The mugs are on
- the second one.
- 1034
- 01:09:45,518 --> 01:09:47,062
- Okay.
- 1035
- 01:09:49,731 --> 01:09:52,859
- The tea is in
- the little... thing.
- 1036
- 01:09:55,028 --> 01:09:58,114
- Oh, we only have
- chamomile... sorry.
- 1037
- 01:09:58,198 --> 01:09:59,449
- That's fine.
- 1038
- 01:09:59,532 --> 01:10:01,284
- You like chamomile now?
- 1039
- 01:10:01,368 --> 01:10:03,620
- No.
- 1040
- 01:10:03,703 --> 01:10:06,122
- There's hot water
- on the stove.
- 1041
- 01:10:06,206 --> 01:10:08,375
- Thanks.
- 1042
- 01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:11,252
- There's sugar in the back
- by the tea box.
- 1043
- 01:10:17,676 --> 01:10:20,762
- So, what the fuck
- is happening right now?
- 1044
- 01:10:23,807 --> 01:10:26,267
- You tell me.
- 1045
- 01:10:27,894 --> 01:10:30,563
- Are you...
- 1046
- 01:10:30,647 --> 01:10:33,441
- Is this real?
- 1047
- 01:10:41,533 --> 01:10:43,785
- It feels pretty real.
- 1048
- 01:10:50,125 --> 01:10:52,669
- You know, the only thing
- people eat in this country
- 1049
- 01:10:52,752 --> 01:10:54,254
- is lamb and pickled fish?
- 1050
- 01:10:54,337 --> 01:10:56,464
- I mean, a vegan
- would just starve.
- 1051
- 01:10:56,548 --> 01:10:58,008
- Are you okay?
- 1052
- 01:11:00,010 --> 01:11:02,554
- I'm better than I was.
- 1053
- 01:11:02,637 --> 01:11:05,181
- Did it hurt?
- 1054
- 01:11:06,391 --> 01:11:08,268
- It didn't feel good.
- 1055
- 01:11:10,562 --> 01:11:12,897
- It was cold, I guess.
- 1056
- 01:11:14,315 --> 01:11:17,235
- It was...
- can we not talk about it?
- 1057
- 01:11:17,318 --> 01:11:18,945
- Sorry.
- 1058
- 01:11:22,615 --> 01:11:24,451
- I don't know what to say.
- 1059
- 01:11:26,119 --> 01:11:27,704
- Maybe start with "hi"?
- 1060
- 01:11:29,622 --> 01:11:33,001
- That's good.
- Okay.
- 1061
- 01:11:33,084 --> 01:11:35,378
- Hi.
- 1062
- 01:11:35,462 --> 01:11:37,505
- Hi.
- 1063
- 01:11:37,589 --> 01:11:39,924
- I've missed you.
- 1064
- 01:11:40,008 --> 01:11:42,427
- I missed you too, buddy.
- 1065
- 01:11:42,510 --> 01:11:45,263
- Can I... can I kiss you?
- 1066
- 01:11:45,347 --> 01:11:47,223
- Why wouldn't you?
- 1067
- 01:11:47,307 --> 01:11:50,810
- I don't know what the fuck
- is happening right now.
- 1068
- 01:12:02,447 --> 01:12:03,740
- You smell really good.
- 1069
- 01:12:03,823 --> 01:12:05,742
- Thank you.
- 1070
- 01:12:05,825 --> 01:12:07,869
- You're really here, huh?
- 1071
- 01:12:08,828 --> 01:12:11,456
- I am.
- 1072
- 01:12:11,539 --> 01:12:13,667
- So, what do we do now?
- 1073
- 01:12:13,750 --> 01:12:14,918
- You wanna fuck?
- 1074
- 01:12:15,001 --> 01:12:16,211
- No.
- 1075
- 01:12:16,294 --> 01:12:17,128
- What? Why?
- 1076
- 01:12:17,212 --> 01:12:18,672
- No, I mean,
- of course I do, yes.
- 1077
- 01:12:18,755 --> 01:12:19,923
- Okay, so okay.
- 1078
- 01:12:20,006 --> 01:12:21,400
- It's just, can we do it
- in a little while?
- 1079
- 01:12:21,424 --> 01:12:22,967
- - 'Cause this is a lot to...
- - Yeah.
- 1080
- 01:12:23,051 --> 01:12:24,636
- ...wrap my head around.
- I... totally.
- 1081
- 01:12:24,719 --> 01:12:25,970
- Also, you've never
- been dirtier.
- 1082
- 01:12:26,054 --> 01:12:28,306
- - Oh, right? No, I'm disgusting.
- - So filthy!
- 1083
- 01:12:28,390 --> 01:12:30,270
- And plus, all the showers
- here smell like farts.
- 1084
- 01:12:30,350 --> 01:12:32,102
- Oh, wait, this is
- an island surrounded
- 1085
- 01:12:32,185 --> 01:12:33,603
- by fart water,
- the whole thing.
- 1086
- 01:12:33,687 --> 01:12:35,563
- What is wrong
- with these people?
- 1087
- 01:12:35,647 --> 01:12:36,481
- I don't know.
- 1088
- 01:12:36,564 --> 01:12:38,858
- Hey, can we, um...
- maybe sit?
- 1089
- 01:12:38,942 --> 01:12:41,653
- I've just been
- running around all day
- 1090
- 01:12:41,736 --> 01:12:43,446
- licking rocks.
- 1091
- 01:12:43,530 --> 01:12:44,739
- Oh, you're still licking?
- 1092
- 01:12:44,823 --> 01:12:46,741
- Yeah.
- 1093
- 01:12:46,825 --> 01:12:49,077
- So, what's new?
- 1094
- 01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:52,872
- Oh, uh... well,
- I can do magic now.
- 1095
- 01:12:52,956 --> 01:12:54,040
- Wait, I saw that.
- 1096
- 01:12:54,124 --> 01:12:55,644
- - What is going on with that?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1097
- 01:12:55,709 --> 01:13:00,839
- You are looking at an ancient
- Icelandic wizard named Loftur.
- 1098
- 01:13:00,922 --> 01:13:01,840
- I am?
- 1099
- 01:13:01,923 --> 01:13:03,091
- Or possibly his protégé.
- 1100
- 01:13:03,174 --> 01:13:04,968
- It is not quite clear.
- 1101
- 01:13:05,051 --> 01:13:06,678
- Oh, just so fancy!
- 1102
- 01:13:06,761 --> 01:13:07,887
- Oh, it's
- very fancy, yes.
- 1103
- 01:13:07,971 --> 01:13:09,472
- Oh, okay.
- 1104
- 01:13:09,556 --> 01:13:11,242
- I mean, that does
- make sense for you, though.
- 1105
- 01:13:11,266 --> 01:13:12,666
- It goes with
- all your control stuff.
- 1106
- 01:13:12,726 --> 01:13:14,019
- Oh, God, Jess...
- 1107
- 01:13:14,102 --> 01:13:15,812
- It does, because
- you are a person
- 1108
- 01:13:15,895 --> 01:13:17,188
- who loves to control stuff,
- 1109
- 01:13:17,272 --> 01:13:19,816
- and now you can control
- sort of, you know,
- 1110
- 01:13:19,899 --> 01:13:22,277
- mysterious powers.
- 1111
- 01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:23,360
- Okay.
- 1112
- 01:13:26,906 --> 01:13:28,658
- Are you ready to fuck yet?
- 1113
- 01:13:28,742 --> 01:13:33,246
- I'd say I'm
- 45 to 50% there.
- 1114
- 01:13:33,329 --> 01:13:35,623
- Jesus, what's a girl
- gotta do?
- 1115
- 01:13:35,707 --> 01:13:38,543
- All right, well, I got
- a good idea in the meantime.
- 1116
- 01:13:38,626 --> 01:13:40,170
- Yeah?
- 1117
- 01:13:40,253 --> 01:13:44,841
- Ben Folds Five plus
- One Direction equals what?
- 1118
- 01:13:44,924 --> 01:13:46,301
- Sixpence None the Richer.
- 1119
- 01:13:46,384 --> 01:13:48,178
- Oh, it's not even fun.
- You're too good at it!
- 1120
- 01:13:48,261 --> 01:13:50,698
- Yeah, I've had literally nothing
- else to do but think of these.
- 1121
- 01:13:50,722 --> 01:13:51,765
- Okay, you want one?
- 1122
- 01:13:51,848 --> 01:13:52,974
- Yeah, give me one.
- 1123
- 01:13:53,058 --> 01:13:54,100
- Okay, 2 Live Crew...
- 1124
- 01:13:54,184 --> 01:13:57,687
- - Uh-huh.
- - ...times Powerman 5000.
- 1125
- 01:13:57,771 --> 01:13:59,856
- 10,000 Maniacs!
- 1126
- 01:13:59,939 --> 01:14:01,042
- - I got good at this!
- - That's my girl.
- 1127
- 01:14:01,066 --> 01:14:02,484
- - There she is.
- - Yes!
- 1128
- 01:14:02,567 --> 01:14:04,277
- You remember when, um...
- 1129
- 01:14:04,361 --> 01:14:07,322
- when we were in Ojai,
- and we got in that huge fight
- 1130
- 01:14:07,405 --> 01:14:11,368
- about whether Seven Mary Three
- was 10 or 73?
- 1131
- 01:14:11,451 --> 01:14:12,451
- Yes, I remember.
- 1132
- 01:14:12,494 --> 01:14:14,287
- That's when you broke
- that window.
- 1133
- 01:14:16,790 --> 01:14:18,708
- What window?
- 1134
- 01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:20,043
- The window.
- 1135
- 01:14:20,126 --> 01:14:22,045
- When you, uh, got drunk
- and did your thing
- 1136
- 01:14:22,128 --> 01:14:25,757
- and broke the giant window
- in the front?
- 1137
- 01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:27,258
- Hmm.
- 1138
- 01:14:28,176 --> 01:14:29,803
- What do you mean
- "did my thing"?
- 1139
- 01:14:29,886 --> 01:14:31,554
- So what does that
- even mean?
- 1140
- 01:14:34,140 --> 01:14:35,642
- You did your thing,
- the Jess thing,
- 1141
- 01:14:35,725 --> 01:14:39,187
- where you'd, uh...
- drink or take pills
- 1142
- 01:14:39,270 --> 01:14:41,981
- and then...
- go out of your mind
- 1143
- 01:14:42,065 --> 01:14:44,818
- and turn into this tornado.
- 1144
- 01:14:44,901 --> 01:14:46,903
- Until you'd passed out.
- 1145
- 01:14:46,986 --> 01:14:49,614
- You know... the thing.
- 1146
- 01:14:57,330 --> 01:15:00,250
- That's how
- you remember me?
- 1147
- 01:15:01,418 --> 01:15:05,588
- That is... that's
- part of it. Yeah.
- 1148
- 01:15:05,672 --> 01:15:07,382
- Hmm.
- 1149
- 01:15:10,343 --> 01:15:11,343
- Hmm.
- 1150
- 01:15:11,386 --> 01:15:13,304
- Well, that doesn't
- seem very fair.
- 1151
- 01:15:19,644 --> 01:15:21,438
- How is that not fair?
- 1152
- 01:15:25,525 --> 01:15:27,277
- Hmm?
- 1153
- 01:15:28,194 --> 01:15:29,654
- You would
- do those things.
- 1154
- 01:15:29,738 --> 01:15:31,448
- All the time.
- 1155
- 01:15:33,324 --> 01:15:35,201
- I know.
- 1156
- 01:15:36,077 --> 01:15:37,203
- Then what?
- 1157
- 01:15:37,287 --> 01:15:39,497
- Fine, then,
- "Jess the Fuck-up."
- 1158
- 01:15:39,581 --> 01:15:41,958
- There's a million ways
- I've always ruined everything.
- 1159
- 01:15:42,042 --> 01:15:44,419
- No, that is not
- what I was saying.
- 1160
- 01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:49,132
- I'm sorry, Benny.
- 1161
- 01:15:49,215 --> 01:15:52,344
- I had no control, okay?
- I'm an addict.
- 1162
- 01:15:52,427 --> 01:15:54,137
- No...
- 1163
- 01:15:54,220 --> 01:15:56,139
- You can't use that.
- 1164
- 01:15:56,222 --> 01:15:58,892
- You can't
- use that anymore.
- 1165
- 01:15:58,975 --> 01:16:00,894
- - Use what?
- - The addict card.
- 1166
- 01:16:00,977 --> 01:16:06,358
- God, you would always use that
- to get out of everything.
- 1167
- 01:16:06,441 --> 01:16:08,109
- "Hey, Jess,
- you wrecked the car."
- 1168
- 01:16:08,193 --> 01:16:10,320
- "Ah, don't yell at me.
- I'm an addict."
- 1169
- 01:16:10,403 --> 01:16:11,946
- - I never said that.
- - "Hey, Jess,
- 1170
- 01:16:12,030 --> 01:16:14,949
- my boss caught you stealing
- his oxy at the dinner party."
- 1171
- 01:16:15,033 --> 01:16:16,177
- "Hey, it's not my fault.
- I'm an addict."
- 1172
- 01:16:16,201 --> 01:16:17,494
- Why are you saying this?
- 1173
- 01:16:17,577 --> 01:16:20,121
- Because ya stomped
- on my life!
- 1174
- 01:16:20,205 --> 01:16:21,539
- On <i>our</i> life!
- 1175
- 01:16:21,623 --> 01:16:23,208
- Doing whatever
- the fuck you wanted
- 1176
- 01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:25,919
- with this ironclad excuse!
- 1177
- 01:16:26,002 --> 01:16:28,338
- And I couldn't
- say shit to that!
- 1178
- 01:16:28,421 --> 01:16:31,341
- "Ah, it's a sickness.
- I'm helpless."
- 1179
- 01:16:31,424 --> 01:16:33,301
- Hey, I was
- fucking helpless!
- 1180
- 01:16:33,385 --> 01:16:35,762
- Okay? Do you think
- I'm proud of that?
- 1181
- 01:16:35,845 --> 01:16:38,473
- Do you think that
- I loved lying to you?
- 1182
- 01:16:38,556 --> 01:16:40,684
- That I enjoyed sneaking
- around and disappointing
- 1183
- 01:16:40,767 --> 01:16:44,604
- every person in the whole
- fuckin' world? My parents?
- 1184
- 01:16:45,772 --> 01:16:47,941
- Benny...
- 1185
- 01:16:48,024 --> 01:16:49,693
- Saying I'm an addict
- is an admission
- 1186
- 01:16:49,776 --> 01:16:51,152
- that I am a fuck-up!
- 1187
- 01:16:51,236 --> 01:16:53,029
- It is not an excuse!
- 1188
- 01:16:53,113 --> 01:16:54,197
- And it's <i>not</i> an excuse!
- 1189
- 01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:56,199
- Because you chose.
- 1190
- 01:16:56,282 --> 01:16:58,243
- You <i>chose</i> to leave me!
- 1191
- 01:16:59,202 --> 01:17:01,037
- Benny...
- 1192
- 01:17:01,121 --> 01:17:03,373
- What do you think
- happened that night?
- 1193
- 01:17:03,456 --> 01:17:04,958
- What do I think
- happened?
- 1194
- 01:17:05,041 --> 01:17:07,377
- You drowned.
- 1195
- 01:17:07,460 --> 01:17:09,212
- Great.
- 1196
- 01:17:09,295 --> 01:17:11,756
- But how did I drown?
- 1197
- 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:13,800
- Why are you asking me?
- 1198
- 01:17:13,883 --> 01:17:16,720
- You're the one who got fucked-up
- and walked into a pool.
- 1199
- 01:17:18,805 --> 01:17:20,223
- But why?
- 1200
- 01:17:20,306 --> 01:17:21,516
- I don't know.
- 1201
- 01:17:21,599 --> 01:17:23,643
- I don't...
- fucking know!
- 1202
- 01:17:25,311 --> 01:17:27,731
- I don't know!
- 1203
- 01:17:27,814 --> 01:17:29,733
- Why would you do that?
- 1204
- 01:17:29,816 --> 01:17:33,153
- Why would you just leave
- without giving me a note?
- 1205
- 01:17:35,530 --> 01:17:37,073
- F...
- 1206
- 01:17:37,157 --> 01:17:39,075
- Fuck you!
- 1207
- 01:17:39,159 --> 01:17:43,455
- Jess... fuck...
- you for that.
- 1208
- 01:17:55,842 --> 01:17:58,053
- I didn't mean
- to leave you, Benny.
- 1209
- 01:18:00,472 --> 01:18:02,766
- No?
- 1210
- 01:18:02,849 --> 01:18:05,393
- Then how come
- you killed yourself?
- 1211
- 01:18:06,686 --> 01:18:07,896
- I didn't.
- 1212
- 01:18:18,114 --> 01:18:20,784
- I didn't wanna die.
- 1213
- 01:18:20,867 --> 01:18:24,621
- I had
- my whole life.
- 1214
- 01:18:24,704 --> 01:18:25,705
- I had you.
- 1215
- 01:18:28,917 --> 01:18:31,419
- What are you saying to me?
- 1216
- 01:18:31,503 --> 01:18:36,007
- That...
- that it was an accident?
- 1217
- 01:18:36,091 --> 01:18:37,801
- Yeah.
- 1218
- 01:18:38,927 --> 01:18:40,553
- No, it was.
- 1219
- 01:18:40,637 --> 01:18:44,933
- I know...
- that... I left you,
- 1220
- 01:18:45,016 --> 01:18:47,310
- and I know,
- and I'm so sorry.
- 1221
- 01:18:47,394 --> 01:18:48,746
- No, baby, I'm sorry.
- And I'm so sorry.
- 1222
- 01:18:48,770 --> 01:18:50,290
- - No, I am. I'm sorry.
- - No, I'm sorry.
- 1223
- 01:18:50,355 --> 01:18:51,606
- No, I'm so stupid.
- 1224
- 01:18:51,690 --> 01:18:53,376
- I'm so stupid and I
- fuckin' ruined everything.
- 1225
- 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:54,693
- No, shut up with that.
- Shut up.
- 1226
- 01:18:54,776 --> 01:18:56,986
- - I'm such a fuckin' idiot.
- - No, don't say that.
- 1227
- 01:18:57,070 --> 01:18:59,489
- - Hmm...
- - It doesn't matter, okay?
- 1228
- 01:18:59,572 --> 01:19:01,449
- None of that matters,
- right?
- 1229
- 01:19:03,034 --> 01:19:04,077
- 'Cause we can
- go home now.
- 1230
- 01:19:05,787 --> 01:19:07,372
- Benny, go home?
- 1231
- 01:19:11,876 --> 01:19:13,712
- We can go home?
- 1232
- 01:19:13,795 --> 01:19:14,963
- You're back.
- 1233
- 01:19:15,046 --> 01:19:17,549
- Come on.
- What do you think this is?
- 1234
- 01:19:17,632 --> 01:19:18,925
- I did this spell.
- I did...
- 1235
- 01:19:19,009 --> 01:19:21,261
- I did Loftur's spell,
- and you're back now.
- 1236
- 01:19:21,344 --> 01:19:22,971
- What?! Oh, fuck!
- 1237
- 01:19:23,054 --> 01:19:25,056
- Oh.
- 1238
- 01:19:25,140 --> 01:19:28,184
- You thought that
- was gonna be enough?
- 1239
- 01:19:28,268 --> 01:19:31,021
- And the two struggled
- against each other for hours,
- 1240
- 01:19:31,104 --> 01:19:34,357
- until the very church around
- them crumbled to the ground.
- 1241
- 01:19:34,441 --> 01:19:37,235
- Loftur knew he was not powerful
- enough to take control.
- 1242
- 01:19:38,611 --> 01:19:40,238
- Loftur fled to the ocean.
- 1243
- 01:19:40,321 --> 01:19:41,656
- Benny...
- 1244
- 01:19:43,116 --> 01:19:44,868
- Benny. Benny.
- 1245
- 01:19:44,951 --> 01:19:47,662
- Oh, my God, I'm gonna
- lose you again.
- 1246
- 01:19:47,746 --> 01:19:49,873
- Benny, your ear.
- 1247
- 01:19:49,956 --> 01:19:52,792
- You don't have to go, okay?
- You can stay if you want.
- 1248
- 01:19:52,876 --> 01:19:55,170
- You don't have to go.
- You can stay!
- 1249
- 01:19:55,253 --> 01:19:57,881
- Did it work? Did you see her?
- 1250
- 01:20:00,967 --> 01:20:02,969
- The spell isn't finished.
- 1251
- 01:20:04,346 --> 01:20:06,222
- You cannot control something.
- 1252
- 01:20:06,306 --> 01:20:08,183
- You can only destroy it.
- 1253
- 01:20:08,266 --> 01:20:10,435
- Did you finish it?
- 1254
- 01:20:12,103 --> 01:20:14,230
- Are you him?
- 1255
- 01:21:56,082 --> 01:21:57,459
- You're so close.
- 1256
- 01:21:59,461 --> 01:22:01,838
- Go the water.
- 1257
- 01:22:01,921 --> 01:22:03,590
- Finish the spell.
- 1258
- 01:22:05,592 --> 01:22:07,719
- <i>Hello, we're not available now.</i>
- 1259
- 01:22:07,802 --> 01:22:11,181
- <i>Please leave your name and
- phone number after the beep,</i>
- 1260
- 01:22:11,264 --> 01:22:12,891
- <i>and we'll return your call.</i>
- 1261
- 01:22:13,933 --> 01:22:15,560
- <i>Mr. Miller,</i>
- 1262
- 01:22:15,643 --> 01:22:17,604
- <i>this is Dr. Haskell
- returning your call.</i>
- 1263
- 01:22:17,687 --> 01:22:19,165
- <i>Yes, of course I can
- forward your prescription</i>
- 1264
- 01:22:19,189 --> 01:22:20,231
- <i>to a pharmacy.</i>
- 1265
- 01:22:20,315 --> 01:22:21,691
- <i>Just have them
- call my office</i>
- 1266
- 01:22:21,775 --> 01:22:23,485
- <i>and we'll get that
- sorted out for you.</i>
- 1267
- 01:22:23,568 --> 01:22:25,236
- <i>I want to stress
- you do this soon.</i>
- 1268
- 01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:26,863
- <i>Today, if possible.</i>
- 1269
- 01:22:26,946 --> 01:22:29,199
- <i>I have you on six milligrams
- of Risperdal a day,</i>
- 1270
- 01:22:29,282 --> 01:22:33,036
- <i>and this isn't something
- you want go off of cold turkey.</i>
- 1271
- 01:22:33,119 --> 01:22:35,789
- <i>We've talked about the chance
- of your symptoms increasing,</i>
- 1272
- 01:22:35,872 --> 01:22:37,957
- <i>but I'm worried about
- possible side effects,</i>
- 1273
- 01:22:38,041 --> 01:22:41,878
- <i>so do me a favor
- and stay on top of this.</i>
- 1274
- 01:22:41,961 --> 01:22:45,298
- <i>In the meantime, just try
- to avoid stressful situations,</i>
- 1275
- 01:22:45,382 --> 01:22:48,051
- <i>but I imagine that shouldn't
- be a problem in Iceland...</i>
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