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  1. Bailiff:
  2. Y-Your Honor, sir! That's a poison dart! We need to get him out of here!
  3.  
  4. Judge:
  5. WHAT?! Poison...? Lock down the gallery immediately! Have everyone in there frisked!
  6.  
  7. Bailiff:
  8. Y-yes sir!
  9.  
  10. Leon:
  11. (Poison?! This trial really is serious...! What's all this about?!)
  12.  
  13. Judge:
  14. The trial cannot carry on like this! We'll be forced to adjourn for the day!
  15.  
  16. *OBJECTION!*
  17.  
  18. Payne:
  19. Er, uh, er, um... can't we just get a guilty by default?
  20.  
  21. Payne:
  22. Yeah, that's right! If the trial has to be cancelled, the defense defaults, right?
  23.  
  24. Leon:
  25. (Are you role-playing, or are you honestly this stupid?)
  26.  
  27. Judge:
  28. ...The prosecution's ignorance of law aside... Court is adjourned!
  29.  
  30. *HOLD IT!*
  31.  
  32. Irons:
  33. Grrgk...Hey...
  34.  
  35. Judge:
  36. D-Detective Irons?!
  37.  
  38. Leon:
  39. (What the...?!)
  40.  
  41. Irons:
  42. Don't end... trial yet... I'm fine...
  43.  
  44. Judge:
  45. Detective... you aren't fine. Just listen to yourself!
  46.  
  47. Irons:
  48. Yeah... I know... still a little off...
  49.  
  50. Irons:
  51. Just... just let me have five minutes to wake up... and I'll be fine...
  52.  
  53. Payne:
  54. O..objection! He's clearly unfit to testify!
  55.  
  56. Judge:
  57. Overruled. If Detective Irons wishes it... then I shall give him a moment to regain his composure.
  58.  
  59. Judge:
  60. Court is adjourned!
  61.  
  62. *recess cue. not sure if I should cover anything here or this should just be skipped altogether. It just kind of made more sense this way.*
  63.  
  64. Judge:
  65. Court has reconvened for the trial of Gui Tarre.
  66.  
  67. Judge:
  68. I must regrettably note that we have failed to apprehend Detective Irons's attacker... but we shall proceed regardless.
  69.  
  70. Judge:
  71. Are the prosecution and defense ready?
  72.  
  73. Prosecution:
  74. The prosecution still thinks this is silly, but is ready nonetheless.
  75.  
  76. Leon:
  77. Ready to finish this, Your Honor.
  78.  
  79. Judge:
  80. I see... that's good, but we do have other priorities, as well.
  81.  
  82. Judge:
  83. Detective Irons, do you feel any better?
  84.  
  85. Irons:
  86. Yeah, I'm fine now. Don't worry about that.
  87.  
  88. Judge:
  89. But you were nearly killed! Are you sure you're okay?
  90.  
  91. Irons:
  92. Look, I lived, what's the big deal? It missed my jugular, I'm here to tell the tale, and that's all that matters.
  93.  
  94. Irons:
  95. Can I just show you what I found and be done with it?
  96.  
  97. Judge:
  98. ...If this is what you want, then I'm in no position to stop you.
  99.  
  100. Irons:
  101. All right. I'm not really in the mood right now, so I'm going to be a bit blunt.
  102.  
  103. (not quite sure how you want the facts you told me about presented. correct as needed.)
  104.  
  105. Irons:
  106. Here. Check this out...
  107.  
  108. Judge:
  109. ...
  110.  
  111. Judge:
  112. !!! Th-this is...
  113.  
  114. Leon:
  115. ...A report by Bayse's accountant, stating that he's 40 Million in the hole.
  116.  
  117. Judge:
  118. I didn't even know you could spend that much money!
  119.  
  120. Judge:
  121. But... what does this have to do with the case?
  122.  
  123. Flint:
  124. The defendant's debt was a possible motive for murder, as I recall.
  125.  
  126. Judge:
  127. Ah, I see...! Thank you, Mr. Flint! Mr. Prinze, you should have caught that.
  128.  
  129. Leon:
  130. (I was the one who pointed it out!)
  131.  
  132. Judge:
  133. In that case, the court will accept this into the court record!
  134.  
  135. Irons:
  136. By the way, they were about to crack down on him big time...
  137.  
  138. Irons:
  139. If his debt was still unpaid by next week, they were going to put out an arrest warrant for him.
  140.  
  141. Leon:
  142. Giving him even more of a reason to off his bandmates for the money, making the motive even stronger.
  143.  
  144. Irons:
  145. ...That's not all of it, either.
  146.  
  147. Irons:
  148. Bayse was busted recently for smuggling drugs. Have a look at this.
  149.  
  150. Judge:
  151. A-a police report?!
  152.  
  153. Leon:
  154. (Wow, the case is practically solving itself...)
  155.  
  156. Irons:
  157. You can go over the specifics if you like, but I don't think it matters too much...
  158.  
  159. Irons:
  160. The big thing is, he was pushing drugs, and got in deep for it.
  161.  
  162. Judge:
  163. Regardless, the court would like this report submitted into the Court Record.
  164.  
  165. Irons:
  166. And that's just fine by me.
  167.  
  168. Irons:
  169. There's one more thing...
  170.  
  171. Irons:
  172. I got a withdrawal slip from Bayse's bank account. It's... quite unusual.
  173.  
  174. Judge:
  175. Bayse... took 30 million out of his account?!
  176.  
  177. Leon:
  178. And didn't use it to make a payment on his debts?!
  179.  
  180. Judge:
  181. If that isn't suspicious, nothing is!
  182.  
  183. Judge:
  184. This will be added to the court record posthaste!
  185.  
  186. Leon:
  187. (Why haven't I gotten a Not Guilty yet...?)
  188.  
  189. Judge:
  190. I have to say... with all of this evidence, there's simply no way the defendant is Guilty!
  191.  
  192. Judge:
  193. Thank you for your assistance, Detective Irons. You're dismissed.
  194.  
  195. Irons:
  196. I'm glad I could help. I'll be taking my leave now.
  197.  
  198. Leon:
  199. Well, look at that. It seems like I just won.
  200.  
  201. Bayse:
  202. H-hey... I rebuke these claims... I REBUKE THESE CLAIMS!!!
  203.  
  204. Bayse:
  205. U-uh, "rebuke" is the right word here, right...?
  206.  
  207. Leon:
  208. (Ridiculous diligence aside...)
  209.  
  210. Leon:
  211. The word you want is "rebutt", but the word I want is "confess."
  212.  
  213. Bayse:
  214. Ha... HAHAHA!!! Me... confess? ME!?! CONFESS!?
  215.  
  216. Judge:
  217. Mr. Bayse! You cannot possibly deny that you look incredibly suspicious in the light of this evidence!
  218.  
  219. Bayse:
  220. GO TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES, WHY DON'TCHA?!
  221.  
  222. Bayse:
  223. I-I can explain all of that! Really!
  224.  
  225. Judge:
  226. ...I very highly doubt that, Mr. Bayse.
  227.  
  228. Judge:
  229. However... in the light of new evidence, it is only fair to give the defendant a chance to
  230. explain himself.
  231.  
  232. Leon:
  233. Like hell it does! Come on, there's no way he's innocent! The case lines up perfectly!
  234.  
  235. Judge:
  236. The witness WILL have one more chance to explain himself, Mr. Prinze! You will not challenge my ruling again!
  237.  
  238. Leon:
  239. (Senile old geezer... come on! I've seen less obvious killers in badly written detective novels!)
  240.  
  241. Judge:
  242. Well, Mr. Bayse... this better be good! What do you have to say about this evidence?
  243.  
  244. Payne:
  245. Heh, heh, heh! Don't worry! I'm sure it's good!
  246.  
  247. Judge:
  248. You're interrupting the witness, Mr. Payne! Penalty!
  249.  
  250. Payne:
  251. NYAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
  252.  
  253. Judge:
  254. Let's try that again! Last chance, Mr. Bayse!
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