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- Bailiff:
- Y-Your Honor, sir! That's a poison dart! We need to get him out of here!
- Judge:
- WHAT?! Poison...? Lock down the gallery immediately! Have everyone in there frisked!
- Bailiff:
- Y-yes sir!
- Leon:
- (Poison?! This trial really is serious...! What's all this about?!)
- Judge:
- The trial cannot carry on like this! We'll be forced to adjourn for the day!
- *OBJECTION!*
- Payne:
- Er, uh, er, um... can't we just get a guilty by default?
- Payne:
- Yeah, that's right! If the trial has to be cancelled, the defense defaults, right?
- Leon:
- (Are you role-playing, or are you honestly this stupid?)
- Judge:
- ...The prosecution's ignorance of law aside... Court is adjourned!
- *HOLD IT!*
- Irons:
- Grrgk...Hey...
- Judge:
- D-Detective Irons?!
- Leon:
- (What the...?!)
- Irons:
- Don't end... trial yet... I'm fine...
- Judge:
- Detective... you aren't fine. Just listen to yourself!
- Irons:
- Yeah... I know... still a little off...
- Irons:
- Just... just let me have five minutes to wake up... and I'll be fine...
- Payne:
- O..objection! He's clearly unfit to testify!
- Judge:
- Overruled. If Detective Irons wishes it... then I shall give him a moment to regain his composure.
- Judge:
- Court is adjourned!
- *recess cue. not sure if I should cover anything here or this should just be skipped altogether. It just kind of made more sense this way.*
- Judge:
- Court has reconvened for the trial of Gui Tarre.
- Judge:
- I must regrettably note that we have failed to apprehend Detective Irons's attacker... but we shall proceed regardless.
- Judge:
- Are the prosecution and defense ready?
- Prosecution:
- The prosecution still thinks this is silly, but is ready nonetheless.
- Leon:
- Ready to finish this, Your Honor.
- Judge:
- I see... that's good, but we do have other priorities, as well.
- Judge:
- Detective Irons, do you feel any better?
- Irons:
- Yeah, I'm fine now. Don't worry about that.
- Judge:
- But you were nearly killed! Are you sure you're okay?
- Irons:
- Look, I lived, what's the big deal? It missed my jugular, I'm here to tell the tale, and that's all that matters.
- Irons:
- Can I just show you what I found and be done with it?
- Judge:
- ...If this is what you want, then I'm in no position to stop you.
- Irons:
- All right. I'm not really in the mood right now, so I'm going to be a bit blunt.
- (not quite sure how you want the facts you told me about presented. correct as needed.)
- Irons:
- Here. Check this out...
- Judge:
- ...
- Judge:
- !!! Th-this is...
- Leon:
- ...A report by Bayse's accountant, stating that he's 40 Million in the hole.
- Judge:
- I didn't even know you could spend that much money!
- Judge:
- But... what does this have to do with the case?
- Flint:
- The defendant's debt was a possible motive for murder, as I recall.
- Judge:
- Ah, I see...! Thank you, Mr. Flint! Mr. Prinze, you should have caught that.
- Leon:
- (I was the one who pointed it out!)
- Judge:
- In that case, the court will accept this into the court record!
- Irons:
- By the way, they were about to crack down on him big time...
- Irons:
- If his debt was still unpaid by next week, they were going to put out an arrest warrant for him.
- Leon:
- Giving him even more of a reason to off his bandmates for the money, making the motive even stronger.
- Irons:
- ...That's not all of it, either.
- Irons:
- Bayse was busted recently for smuggling drugs. Have a look at this.
- Judge:
- A-a police report?!
- Leon:
- (Wow, the case is practically solving itself...)
- Irons:
- You can go over the specifics if you like, but I don't think it matters too much...
- Irons:
- The big thing is, he was pushing drugs, and got in deep for it.
- Judge:
- Regardless, the court would like this report submitted into the Court Record.
- Irons:
- And that's just fine by me.
- Irons:
- There's one more thing...
- Irons:
- I got a withdrawal slip from Bayse's bank account. It's... quite unusual.
- Judge:
- Bayse... took 30 million out of his account?!
- Leon:
- And didn't use it to make a payment on his debts?!
- Judge:
- If that isn't suspicious, nothing is!
- Judge:
- This will be added to the court record posthaste!
- Leon:
- (Why haven't I gotten a Not Guilty yet...?)
- Judge:
- I have to say... with all of this evidence, there's simply no way the defendant is Guilty!
- Judge:
- Thank you for your assistance, Detective Irons. You're dismissed.
- Irons:
- I'm glad I could help. I'll be taking my leave now.
- Leon:
- Well, look at that. It seems like I just won.
- Bayse:
- H-hey... I rebuke these claims... I REBUKE THESE CLAIMS!!!
- Bayse:
- U-uh, "rebuke" is the right word here, right...?
- Leon:
- (Ridiculous diligence aside...)
- Leon:
- The word you want is "rebutt", but the word I want is "confess."
- Bayse:
- Ha... HAHAHA!!! Me... confess? ME!?! CONFESS!?
- Judge:
- Mr. Bayse! You cannot possibly deny that you look incredibly suspicious in the light of this evidence!
- Bayse:
- GO TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES, WHY DON'TCHA?!
- Bayse:
- I-I can explain all of that! Really!
- Judge:
- ...I very highly doubt that, Mr. Bayse.
- Judge:
- However... in the light of new evidence, it is only fair to give the defendant a chance to
- explain himself.
- Leon:
- Like hell it does! Come on, there's no way he's innocent! The case lines up perfectly!
- Judge:
- The witness WILL have one more chance to explain himself, Mr. Prinze! You will not challenge my ruling again!
- Leon:
- (Senile old geezer... come on! I've seen less obvious killers in badly written detective novels!)
- Judge:
- Well, Mr. Bayse... this better be good! What do you have to say about this evidence?
- Payne:
- Heh, heh, heh! Don't worry! I'm sure it's good!
- Judge:
- You're interrupting the witness, Mr. Payne! Penalty!
- Payne:
- NYAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
- Judge:
- Let's try that again! Last chance, Mr. Bayse!
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