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  10. Ah. It's a nice crisp morning. Time for the news, ya nigs.
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  12. House Judiciary Committee Report: President Can Be Impeached for ‘Motives’ Without Breaking Law
  13. Norm Eisen and Jerry Nadler (Brendan Smialowski / AFP / Getty)
  14. The House Judiciary Committee released a report Saturday in which it argued that a president may be impeached for “illegitimate motives” even if his actions are “legally permissible.”
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  16. Exclusive–Ortiz: Democrats Ignore Constituents by Obsessing over Impeachment Instead of Passing Bipartisan Legislation like USMCA
  17. Dems Ignore Constituents by Obsessing Over Impeachment — Instead Passing USMCA
  18. ALFREDO ORTIZ
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  20. Rep. Mike Rogers: Nancy Pelosi Knows Impeachment Will Cost Dems Majority in 2020
  21. Democrat: Pelosi Knows Impeachment Will Cost Dems Majority in 2020
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  23. White House’s Grisham: ‘We’re Not Going to Legitimize’ Impeachment Hearing with Our Participation
  24. WH: ‘Not Going to Legitimize’ Impeachment Hearing with Our Participation
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  26. Joe Biden Refuses to Explain What He Meant by ‘Roaches’ in 2017 Video
  27. Did Biden Use Another Racial Slur?


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  29. The Problematic History of ‘Roaches’


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  31. Campaign Silent
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  33. Report: Saudi Student Used Handgun in Pensacola Attack
  34. …Report: Used Handgun…
  35. AWR HAWKINS
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  37. …Authorities Dig into Motive…
  38. AP
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  40. Ron DeSantis: Saudi Arabia Owes a Debt to Victims of Pensacola Naval Shooting
  41. …DeSantis: Saudis Owes Debt to Victims
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  43. Report: Pensacola Attacker Hosted Party to Watch Videos of Mass Shootings
  44. …Report: Gunman Hosted Party to Watch Mass Shooting Videos Before Attack…
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  46. 6 Saudis Detained After Pensacola Shooting
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  48. 3 Caught Filming Attack
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  50. Gunman Called USA ‘evil’
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  52. 3 Dead, Shooter Mohammed Saeed Alshamrani Killed
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  54. Possible Terror…
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  56. 4 Major Ties between Impeachment Con and Russia Hoax
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  58. Clyburn: I ‘Expect to Lose Some’ Democrats on Impeachment Vote
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  61. 🔥America Created 266,000 Jobs in November🔥
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  63. Expectations Smashed
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  65. Sept, Oct Revised Up
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  67. Brooks: Pelosi Saying She Doesn't Hate Trump 'a Beautiful Moment'
  68. Brooks: Pelosi Saying She Doesn't Hate Trump 'a Beautiful Moment'
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  70. House Judiciary Committee Report: 'Motives' Impeachable
  71. House Judiciary Committee Report: 'Motives' Impeachable
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  73. Obamas Officially Purchase $11.75 Million Mansion in Martha's Vineyard
  74. Obamas Officially Purchase $11.75 Million Mansion in Martha's Vineyard
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  76. Nashville Nogger Arrested for Brutal Rape and Murder of White Female Counselor
  77. Charles Martel
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  79. She didn't even know him.
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  82. Two Suspooks Who Killed White Man Outside a Papa John’s Restaurant Appear in Court
  83. Charles Martel
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  86. DNA Evidence Links Deceased Ape to Rape and Murder of 15-Year-Old White Girl in 1984
  87. Charles Martel
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  90. Paris: Soft Sentences Handed to Pack of “Youths” Who Tried to Burn Two Police Officers Alive in Their Vehicle
  91. Charles Martel
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  94. South Africa: Black Burglars Tie Up White Farmer in His Home and Cut Off His Ear
  95. Charles Martel
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  98. Jig Arrested for Shooting White Man Multiple Times at Near Point-Blank Range
  99. Charles Martel
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  102. Negro Serial Felon Kills White Female Bank Worker During Armed Robbery
  103. Charles Martel
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  105. ........ God dammit........... Weather.
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  107. DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
  108. TODAY
  109. DEC 8
  110. Partly Cloudy
  111. 49°37°
  112. 0%
  113. SSE 8 mph 55%
  114. MON
  115. DEC 9
  116. Rain
  117. 56°54°
  118. 90%
  119. S 10 mph 87%
  120. TUE
  121. DEC 10
  122. Rain
  123. 63°34°
  124. 80%
  125. WSW 11 mph 78%
  126. WED
  127. DEC 11
  128. AM Snow
  129. 43°26°
  130. 80%
  131. WNW 9 mph 65%
  132. THU
  133. DEC 12
  134. Sunny
  135. 35°26°
  136. 0%
  137. NNE 8 mph 45%
  138. FRI
  139. DEC 13
  140. Showers
  141. 46°41°
  142. 40%
  143. ENE 7 mph 75%
  144. SAT
  145. DEC 14
  146. Showers
  147. 51°42°
  148. 60%
  149. ENE 8 mph 85%
  150. SUN
  151. DEC 15
  152. AM Showers
  153. 50°38°
  154. 40%
  155. WNW 10 mph 69%
  156. MON
  157. DEC 16
  158. Partly Cloudy
  159. 50°37°
  160. 10%
  161. W 9 mph 66%
  162. TUE
  163. DEC 17
  164. Partly Cloudy
  165. 44°31°
  166. 20%
  167. NW 11 mph 59%
  168. WED
  169. DEC 18
  170. Partly Cloudy
  171. 42°30°
  172. 20%
  173. NW 10 mph 53%
  174. THU
  175. DEC 19
  176. PM Showers
  177. 43°35°
  178. 30%
  179. W 8 mph 51%
  180. FRI
  181. DEC 20
  182. AM Rain/Snow Showers
  183. 46°35°
  184. 40%
  185. NW 8 mph 62%
  186. SAT
  187. DEC 21
  188. Showers
  189. 46°33°
  190. 40%
  191. NW 8 mph 62%
  192. SUN
  193. DEC 22
  194. Rain/Snow Showers
  195. 45°32°
  196. 40%
  197. WNW 10 mph 62%
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  201. Current threat: The abominable snowman. ⛄️
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  205. Dragon Cave
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  207. Dragon Cave is a conspiracy to glue all the teenage girls on the Internets to something other than their webcams, run by a complete drama whore who goes by the name of Theodore J. Lipscomb (TJ).
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  209. Elite Dragon Cave players have permanent PMS. Almost all of them have raging hardons for TJ and gladly suck his e-penis whenever he whips it out in front of them (which is frequently). Time not spent sucking E-Penis is spent roleplaying out awesome dragon roleplay characters notable for having zero physical descriptions and almost always the same personalities.
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  211. It’s not really a game so much as it's just staring vacantly at a screen, clicking madly on little pixel eggs while your soul is sucked into the void.
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  213. And TJ is not so much a moderator as the Queen Twat, but who gives a shit about semantics anyway?
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  216. (( PRECIOUS PIXELS ))
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  224. Dustin Brown (born 8 December 1984) is a Jamaican-German professional tennis player. He rose to fame after beating Rafael Nadal in the 2014 Halle Open and the 2015 Wimbledon Championships, and is known for his technique, speed and entertaining playing style.
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  226. This picture of Brown was taken during the third round of the 2015 Wimbledon qualifying tournament. Having earned himself a place in the main championships, he caused a major upset in the second round by defeating Nadal, who had won the men's singles title on two previous occasions, but was beaten by Viktor Troicki in the third round.
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  228. Photograph credit: David Iliff
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  234. Bye. I'm gonna go have sex with a ninja. Or a nigga. I don't remember...... It's a ninja.
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