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- [22:43] zef: i am biologically a pedophile
- [22:43] F1 GTR: lol
- [22:43] zef: i cant help it
- [22:43] zef: ;_;
- [22:43] * F1 GTR no, you aren't.
- [22:43] zef: yes i r
- [22:44] * F1 GTR we aren't biologically fucking anything
- [22:44] F1 GTR: >_>
- [22:44] F1 GTR: Well
- [22:44] F1 GTR: In a way we are
- [22:44] F1 GTR: but
- [22:44] zef: then why
- [22:44] zef: when i look into her eyes
- [22:44] zef: I feel like
- [22:44] * F1 GTR we do need to realize at times that no one really cares.
- [22:44] zef: im
- [22:44] zef: having a heart attaack
- [22:44] zef: and
- [22:44] zef: I want to
- [22:44] zef: hug her
- [22:44] zef: tightly
- [22:44] zef: and never let go
- [22:45] * F1 GTR you do know that I've had fantasies of having a daughter of my own, giving her a hug, and it makes me fucking happy, right?
- [22:45] F1 GTR: I can have that feeling too, and I'm not a pedophile.
- [22:45] F1 GTR: lol
- [22:45] zef: ORLY
- [22:46] zef: its just
- [22:46] zef: I want
- [22:46] * F1 GTR it isn't sexual, it's more an idea of where I want to be in the future.
- [22:46] zef: a
- [22:46] zef: waifu
- [22:46] zef: that is
- [22:46] * F1 GTR that's probably what you /are/ looking for
- [22:46] zef: just like her
- [22:46] zef: no
- [22:46] zef: I want to be
- [22:47] zef: single dad
- [22:47] zef: raising
- [22:47] F1 GTR: You realize that you won't fucking know yourself until you're older, right?
- [22:47] zef: kayla, zoey, and alice
- [22:47] * F1 GTR you won't want to be a single dad.
- [22:47] zef: yes i will
- [22:47] F1 GTR: >single parent raising 3 children
- [22:47] zef: my daughters will keep me company
- [22:47] * F1 GTR erm, yeah, no.
- [22:47] zef: u just jealous
- [22:47] * F1 GTR isn't talking about the company aspect.
- [22:48] F1 GTR: You seem to not realize how much work it takes to raise a child
- [22:48] * F1 GTR you will get no fucking sleep.
- [22:48] zef: I dont care
- [22:48] F1 GTR: you will.
- [22:48] zef: no
- [22:48] F1 GTR: you fucking /will./
- [22:49] F1 GTR: When it's 3 AM and you're changing 3 diapers
- [22:49] F1 GTR: with no one to help you.
- [22:49] F1 GTR: not to mention what you would do to them
- [22:49] * F1 GTR single parent families are shit to live in.
- [22:50] F1 GTR: Don't be a faggot to your children. S'all I'm saying.
- [22:50] F1 GTR: lol
- [22:51] zef: >implying I could be a faggot to my girls
- [22:51] * zef stabs you
- [22:51] F1 GTR: By just ditching their mother, yes
- [22:51] zef: dont need no fucking mother
- [22:51] zef: just need
- [22:51] * F1 GTR they don't care about what you need.
- [22:52] zef: to be
- [22:52] F1 GTR: I sure as fuck couldn't live without mine.
- [22:52] zef: with them
- [22:52] * F1 GTR I'm not talking about you, here.
- [22:52] zef: unless the mother was up to par with my standards for waifu
- [22:52] zef: no
- [22:52] F1 GTR: >standards
- [22:52] * F1 GTR oh god.
- [22:53] zef: yes
- [22:53] zef: pedophiles have standards
- [22:53] F1 GTR: It's not going to be as fun as you think it will.
- [22:53] F1 GTR: I mean
- [22:53] F1 GTR: I'm not saying
- [22:53] F1 GTR: it will be constant shit.
- [22:53] F1 GTR: It WILL be that good many times
- [22:53] F1 GTR: but
- [22:53] * F1 GTR it's a larger responsibility than you seem to think
- [22:53] F1 GTR: The fuck are you gonna get a job to support 4 people?
- [22:53] zef: ONLINE
- [22:53] * F1 GTR yeah, you need a job to support a family.
- [22:53] zef: MAKE DOUJINS
- [22:54] zef: ???
- [22:54] F1 GTR: what
- [22:54] zef: PROFIT
- [22:54] F1 GTR: well
- [22:54] F1 GTR: if that works
- [22:54] F1 GTR: cool
- [22:54] zef: im just saying
- [22:54] zef: if for some reason
- [22:54] zef: i ended up single
- [22:54] zef: like if
- [22:54] F1 GTR: but you need to have more options.
- [22:55] F1 GTR: ._.
- [22:55] zef: the mom was
- [22:55] zef: a retard
- [22:55] zef: and tried to fucking stab me
- [22:55] zef: or some shit
- [22:55] F1 GTR: Well shit, yeah.
- [22:55] zef: fuck her im leaving with the girls
- [22:55] zef: and
- [22:55] zef: as long as I had the girls
- [22:55] zef: I wouldnt be ronery
- [22:55] zef: ._________.
- [22:55] F1 GTR: well
- [22:56] zef: im listening to lolicore
- [22:56] zef: raeping my ears
- [22:56] zef: feels /so/ good, man.
- [22:56] * F1 GTR your whole "ditch the mother" shit doesn't sound like a good idea
- [22:56] F1 GTR: .>_>
- [22:56] F1 GTR: Your children will hate you for it.
- [22:58] zef: i never said i would ditch her
- [22:58] zef: i just said I dont NEED her to be happy
- [22:59] zef: my main goal is to get my 3 kids
- [22:59] zef: thats all i care about
- [22:59] F1 GTR: You never clarified that.
- [22:59] F1 GTR: >_>
- [22:59] zef: not for the reasons you think, eithe
- [22:59] zef: r
- [22:59] F1 GTR: what do you think I was thinking about
- [23:00] zef: BABYFUCK BABYFUCK ITS AWWWWRITE
- [23:00] zef: rite
- [23:00] * F1 GTR was thinking that you wanted 3 girls to shower with nothing but love and respect and gifts, etc.
- [23:00] zef: oh...
- [23:00] zef: :D
- [23:00] * F1 GTR no.
- [23:00] zef: yes
- [23:00] zef: you are right
- [23:00] zef: and more than that
- [23:00] F1 GTR: :3
- [23:00] zef: i want to be the one they go to
- [23:00] zef: for
- [23:00] zef: anything
- [23:00] zef: ie
- [23:00] zef: boyfriend trouble
- [23:00] zef: i fuckin cap his ass
- [23:01] F1 GTR: LOl
- [23:01] * zef srs.
- [23:01] zef: Kayla: DADDY, X CHEATED ON ME DDDD:
- Zeffy: NIGGA WHUT *loads AK-47*
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