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  1. [22:43] zef: i am biologically a pedophile
  2. [22:43] F1 GTR: lol
  3. [22:43] zef: i cant help it
  4. [22:43] zef: ;_;
  5. [22:43] * F1 GTR no, you aren't.
  6. [22:43] zef: yes i r
  7. [22:44] * F1 GTR we aren't biologically fucking anything
  8. [22:44] F1 GTR: >_>
  9. [22:44] F1 GTR: Well
  10. [22:44] F1 GTR: In a way we are
  11. [22:44] F1 GTR: but
  12. [22:44] zef: then why
  13. [22:44] zef: when i look into her eyes
  14. [22:44] zef: I feel like
  15. [22:44] * F1 GTR we do need to realize at times that no one really cares.
  16. [22:44] zef: im
  17. [22:44] zef: having a heart attaack
  18. [22:44] zef: and
  19. [22:44] zef: I want to
  20. [22:44] zef: hug her
  21. [22:44] zef: tightly
  22. [22:44] zef: and never let go
  23. [22:45] * F1 GTR you do know that I've had fantasies of having a daughter of my own, giving her a hug, and it makes me fucking happy, right?
  24. [22:45] F1 GTR: I can have that feeling too, and I'm not a pedophile.
  25. [22:45] F1 GTR: lol
  26. [22:45] zef: ORLY
  27. [22:46] zef: its just
  28. [22:46] zef: I want
  29. [22:46] * F1 GTR it isn't sexual, it's more an idea of where I want to be in the future.
  30. [22:46] zef: a
  31. [22:46] zef: waifu
  32. [22:46] zef: that is
  33. [22:46] * F1 GTR that's probably what you /are/ looking for
  34. [22:46] zef: just like her
  35. [22:46] zef: no
  36. [22:46] zef: I want to be
  37. [22:47] zef: single dad
  38. [22:47] zef: raising
  39. [22:47] F1 GTR: You realize that you won't fucking know yourself until you're older, right?
  40. [22:47] zef: kayla, zoey, and alice
  41. [22:47] * F1 GTR you won't want to be a single dad.
  42. [22:47] zef: yes i will
  43. [22:47] F1 GTR: >single parent raising 3 children
  44. [22:47] zef: my daughters will keep me company
  45. [22:47] * F1 GTR erm, yeah, no.
  46. [22:47] zef: u just jealous
  47. [22:47] * F1 GTR isn't talking about the company aspect.
  48. [22:48] F1 GTR: You seem to not realize how much work it takes to raise a child
  49. [22:48] * F1 GTR you will get no fucking sleep.
  50. [22:48] zef: I dont care
  51. [22:48] F1 GTR: you will.
  52. [22:48] zef: no
  53. [22:48] F1 GTR: you fucking /will./
  54. [22:49] F1 GTR: When it's 3 AM and you're changing 3 diapers
  55. [22:49] F1 GTR: with no one to help you.
  56. [22:49] F1 GTR: not to mention what you would do to them
  57. [22:49] * F1 GTR single parent families are shit to live in.
  58. [22:50] F1 GTR: Don't be a faggot to your children. S'all I'm saying.
  59. [22:50] F1 GTR: lol
  60. [22:51] zef: >implying I could be a faggot to my girls
  61. [22:51] * zef stabs you
  62. [22:51] F1 GTR: By just ditching their mother, yes
  63. [22:51] zef: dont need no fucking mother
  64. [22:51] zef: just need
  65. [22:51] * F1 GTR they don't care about what you need.
  66. [22:52] zef: to be
  67. [22:52] F1 GTR: I sure as fuck couldn't live without mine.
  68. [22:52] zef: with them
  69. [22:52] * F1 GTR I'm not talking about you, here.
  70. [22:52] zef: unless the mother was up to par with my standards for waifu
  71. [22:52] zef: no
  72. [22:52] F1 GTR: >standards
  73. [22:52] * F1 GTR oh god.
  74. [22:53] zef: yes
  75. [22:53] zef: pedophiles have standards
  76. [22:53] F1 GTR: It's not going to be as fun as you think it will.
  77. [22:53] F1 GTR: I mean
  78. [22:53] F1 GTR: I'm not saying
  79. [22:53] F1 GTR: it will be constant shit.
  80. [22:53] F1 GTR: It WILL be that good many times
  81. [22:53] F1 GTR: but
  82. [22:53] * F1 GTR it's a larger responsibility than you seem to think
  83. [22:53] F1 GTR: The fuck are you gonna get a job to support 4 people?
  84. [22:53] zef: ONLINE
  85. [22:53] * F1 GTR yeah, you need a job to support a family.
  86. [22:53] zef: MAKE DOUJINS
  87. [22:54] zef: ???
  88. [22:54] F1 GTR: what
  89. [22:54] zef: PROFIT
  90. [22:54] F1 GTR: well
  91. [22:54] F1 GTR: if that works
  92. [22:54] F1 GTR: cool
  93. [22:54] zef: im just saying
  94. [22:54] zef: if for some reason
  95. [22:54] zef: i ended up single
  96. [22:54] zef: like if
  97. [22:54] F1 GTR: but you need to have more options.
  98. [22:55] F1 GTR: ._.
  99. [22:55] zef: the mom was
  100. [22:55] zef: a retard
  101. [22:55] zef: and tried to fucking stab me
  102. [22:55] zef: or some shit
  103. [22:55] F1 GTR: Well shit, yeah.
  104. [22:55] zef: fuck her im leaving with the girls
  105. [22:55] zef: and
  106. [22:55] zef: as long as I had the girls
  107. [22:55] zef: I wouldnt be ronery
  108. [22:55] zef: ._________.
  109. [22:55] F1 GTR: well
  110. [22:56] zef: im listening to lolicore
  111. [22:56] zef: raeping my ears
  112. [22:56] zef: feels /so/ good, man.
  113. [22:56] * F1 GTR your whole "ditch the mother" shit doesn't sound like a good idea
  114. [22:56] F1 GTR: .>_>
  115. [22:56] F1 GTR: Your children will hate you for it.
  116. [22:58] zef: i never said i would ditch her
  117. [22:58] zef: i just said I dont NEED her to be happy
  118. [22:59] zef: my main goal is to get my 3 kids
  119. [22:59] zef: thats all i care about
  120. [22:59] F1 GTR: You never clarified that.
  121. [22:59] F1 GTR: >_>
  122. [22:59] zef: not for the reasons you think, eithe
  123. [22:59] zef: r
  124. [22:59] F1 GTR: what do you think I was thinking about
  125. [23:00] zef: BABYFUCK BABYFUCK ITS AWWWWRITE
  126. [23:00] zef: rite
  127. [23:00] * F1 GTR was thinking that you wanted 3 girls to shower with nothing but love and respect and gifts, etc.
  128. [23:00] zef: oh...
  129. [23:00] zef: :D
  130. [23:00] * F1 GTR no.
  131. [23:00] zef: yes
  132. [23:00] zef: you are right
  133. [23:00] zef: and more than that
  134. [23:00] F1 GTR: :3
  135. [23:00] zef: i want to be the one they go to
  136. [23:00] zef: for
  137. [23:00] zef: anything
  138. [23:00] zef: ie
  139. [23:00] zef: boyfriend trouble
  140. [23:00] zef: i fuckin cap his ass
  141. [23:01] F1 GTR: LOl
  142. [23:01] * zef srs.
  143. [23:01] zef: Kayla: DADDY, X CHEATED ON ME DDDD:
  144. Zeffy: NIGGA WHUT *loads AK-47*
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