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Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker

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  1. Harry Potter:
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  3. Expelliarmus, you're prepared to be disarmed
  4. Experience is what after this battle I'll have farmed
  5. Your puny lightsaber couldnt beat the infinite power of my wand
  6. I was taught by Dumbledore, you were taught by Obi-wan!
  7. With ron and hermione, you could never beat me
  8. Your actor was a nobody until came along disney
  9. Come on you bugger, fight if you wanna
  10. But come any closer and I'll go AVADA KEDAVRA
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  12. Luke Skywalker:
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  14. Alright little orphan, let me show you the force
  15. Take off your parents and my lightsaber will run its course
  16. With chewbacca, han, and leia on my side
  17. You'll be like scabbers, wanting to hide
  18. You should have been killed as baby when voldy gave you that scar
  19. With hermione well man you didnt get very far
  20. You ended up with ginny, ron's little sis
  21. Your 8th book was a total miss!
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  23. Harry Potter:
  24. At least I didnt end up kissing my sister
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  26. Luke Skywalker:
  27. Your car almost got wrecked in a tree like a twister
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  29. Harry Potter:
  30. If darth vader wasnt your daddy, you'd be a quitter
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  32. Luke Skywalker:
  33. Well at least like umbridge I am not bitter
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  35. WHO WON?
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  37. WHO'S NEXT
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  39. YOU DECIDE!!
  40.  
  41. ANDROID'S RAP BATTLES!
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