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- (Notes: All content originates from: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007327
- For transcripts of the other three flash games in A6I3: http://pastebin.com/u/zenithalgaze
- Worth noting that the flash itself is /only color coded/ and does not feature the names of the characters before their dialogue! However this also means this transcript will be easy to search -- if you look up "NAME:" for any particular character, you will be able to find all of their lines, even embedded in the absurd, beautiful clusterfuck that is this flash.
- Happy End of Act 6 Intermission 3!!!)
- [S] [A613] MINISTRIFE!!!
- STRIFE!
- MEENAH: H-EY YOU! serket lookin girl
- MEENAH: wanna join my army
- VRISKA: Oh, I see. It's the Peixes wanna8e. So you're the one raising this army. That's hilarious.
- VRISKA: Sorry, I can't join your dum8 army. I'm 8usy pursuing a much more intelligent strategy.
- MEENAH: who da fuck you callin a wannabe?? lousy pants wearin smart mouth aranea ripoff
- MEENAH: now get in my army fore i poke you up beeyotch
- VRISKA: Not gonna happen!!!!!!!! I am however looking for a large num8er of recruits to follow me on my treasure hunting expedition.
- MEENAH: wut
- VRISKA: I need an enormous mo8 of ghosts following me around to get that asshole's attention, so he can wreck more empty space and help me find the treasure! You want in?
- MEENAH: that makes no fuckin sense at all
- MEENAH: anemoneway i dont recall giving anyone clearance for a whalenormous treasure hunt
- MEENAH: as the rightful heiress that sorta noise has to go through me yo!!!
- VRISKA: Haha! Wow, I had no idea the Peixes twin was such a riot! At least, I HOPE you were trying to 8e funny with that remark.
- VRISKA: John! Tavros! Stop goofing off over there and come get a load of this chick!!!!!!!!
- TAVROS: uHH, wHAT? wHAT AM i ACTUALLY GETTING A LOAD OF,
- JOHN: oh, it's you! i remember you.
- MEENAH: ITS BLU-E BOY!!! hahaha i forgot about this dumb nerd
- JOHN: hey... what are you doing with that...
- JOHN: no, please put the pokey thing down!
- MEENAH: H-EY BLU-E BOY!!! CATC)(!!!!!!
- JOHN: AUGH, NOT AGAIN!!!
- TAVROS: oH, yES, eHEHEHEHEHEH,
- VRISKA: Oh no. You did NOT just fork-vanish my alt universe ex 8oyfriend. No you DIDN'T!!!!!!!!
- MEENAH: guess u could say i made him
- disaSP-EAR 38)
- VRISKA: Who do you think you are? Some sort of 8ad girl? Please, that's o8viously my turf.
- 8ut you clearly want to rum8le, so who am I to deny you the 8eatdown you're angling for?
- MEENAH: angling?? hey stick to spider puns or whatever if youre gonna talk smack
- FIS)( PUNS AR-E MY TURF!!!
- or i guess i mean... surf 38?
- VRISKA: Yeah, uh, I don't really DO puns? Mainly 8ecause I'm not a lame wiggler.
- Anyway you sure like to wave that trident around while running your mouth. I wonder if you had any intention of engaging in any actual com8at?
- Guess it's up to me to get this party started, as usual. Watch and learn!!!!!!!!
- MEENAH: aw man is this what were doin now
- changing into our bullshit god rags?
- VRISKA: Your move, punk! :::;)
- MEENAH: but these jams are so ugly
- bleh fine here goes nofin
- -E-E-E-E-E------EUUUG)(
- i look like hell... all beige and shit
- how can you even stand these grody ass thief duds
- VRIKSA: Wow, unreal. What a prima donna! Tavros, can you 8elieve this girl?
- Hey, what are you doing? Stop fidgeting around! Are you looking for something?
- TAVROS: (mUst fINd, my pReciOUs,,,)
- MEENAH: i was thinkin of modding ma peejays to look a little snazzier
- water you think of...
- MEENAH: this?
- VRISKA: Uh........
- MEENAH: or this? or maybe...
- VRISKA: ::::|
- MEENAH: wait how bout
- MEENAH: yea???
- VRISKA: ????????
- VRISKA: Oh my god. Will you stop????????
- You don't like your gear, just do what I do. Take it to the next level! Check it.
- MEENAH: da fuuuuck
- come on girl i aint got no dice or fancy pirate threads this is like my top shellf battle mode here
- MEENAH: but i CAN call for backup
- my homies can help teach you to show your royalty a lil respect
- ARANEA: Hey, what's going on here?! Meenah, are you fighting with my dancestor? This is so counterproductive!
- MEENAH: original recipe serket. quit yer glubbin and go god tier already theres a rumble goin down in the hood
- ARANEA: Oh, fine. 8ut I am not participating in this fight!!!!!!!!
- VRISKA: Hey there, dorky teen Marquise! Nice of you to join us.
- Your friend seems to think she's the only one who can call for 8ackup.
- As if I don't have god tier pals w8ting in the wings too!
- ARADIA: huh? what is happening here... wait
- is this a party? oh goodness i think it is OuO
- this is like a fun costume party for ghosts isnt it! whats the occasion?
- VRISKA: Nothing, Megido. Just a run of the mill afterlife smackdown. You're on my team.
- ARADIA: oh but im not doing any fighting
- ARANEA: Neither am I!
- VRISKA: God dammit, Aradia.
- MEENAH: scrod clammit aranea
- MEENAH: aight we need some non pacifisht chumps on the scene pronto
- E-Y ANYON-E IN TH-E G)(OST VICINITY G-ET Y-ER TAIL OV-ER )(-ER-E S)(IT IS GOING DOWN
- VRISKA: YEAH!!!!!!!!
- LATULA: wooooo, 4w y34h grlz, h34rd you w3r3 st4rt1ng 4 p4rty ov3r h3r3??? >XD
- MEENAH: no its not a party its...
- KANKRI: Hm. I see s9me9ne has ch9sen t9 dress as a pirate f9r this party, in spite 9f the negative ass9ciati9ns that the 9ld marauding classes have with vi9lent a6use, 9ppressi9n, n9t even t9 menti9n
- MEENAH: ARRRRRGH DUD-E GTFO
- LATULA: yo porr1m! n1c3 costum3! w4y to ch4ng3 1nto som3th1ng on such short not1c3. H1 F1V3!!!!
- PORRIM: What? No+, this isn't a co+stume. It's just what I was wearing. I came o+ver here to+ see what all the co+mmo+tio+n was abo+ut.
- LATULA: d4mn grl you just look1ng f1n3 for th3 h3ll of 1t th3n! GRL POWER!!!
- PORRIM: Uh... sure. So+ this is a party? So+unds like fun!
- MEENAH: noooooo its not a party gfd 38(
- ARADIABOT:1: lets annihilate them
- ARADIABOT:2: yes lets. i am in the m00d t0 ruin s0meb0dy
- VRISKA: Right on! I knew I could count on you crazy metal 8roads for some mayhem.
- SOLLUX: hey aradia, uh... y0ur rob0 clones l0ok like they're ab0ut to flip the fuck 0ut. they're making me nervous, eheheh. can you try talking s0me sense into them?
- ARADIA: sorry sollux my robotic duplicates have always been free agents totally exempt from my influence and better judgment
- equius do you think you can calm them down?
- EQUIUS: D --> They are persnickety devices
- D --> Often sweat seeps into their circuitry and causes them to behave more erratically
- D --> Which unfortunately only causes me to sweat even more profusely, I am afraid
- ARADIA: equius weve never talked about it but im not sure how comfortable i am with you um... courting such a great plurality of my mechanical doubles
- EQUIUS: D --> On a scale of 1 to 100, how depraved would you say you find my behavior?
- D --> (please be 100, please be 100...)
- ARADIA: i never should have kissed you that time it was such a mistake :(
- EQUIUS: D --> (I NEED A TOWEL)
- D --> (A NEW ONE I MEAN)
- MITUNA: HA7H 4NYW0NG 533N MY H4ML37
- KURLOZ: :o)
- MITUNA: OOOH H3YWH04 N1C3 C0THUM3 8UDDY
- KURLOZ: :o)
- CRONUS: (be quiet. by saying anything, youre really making a horrible impression on people we should be trying to impress here.)
- MITUNA: 1M 50RRY
- CRONUS: (ill forgivwe you, but this is the last time i evwer do. im at my vwits end with you.)
- MITUNA: 1M 50RRY PL3453 PL3453 FORG1V3 M3 4G41N
- FEFERI: GLUB! (whoops, i mean glub. oh gosh, it's my ancestor!)
- (i'm so nervous, i can't let her notice me. she's so unbubblievably cool! *swoonami*)
- MEENAH: aw snap its my ancestor. wish i didnt notice her)
- (must... supress... urge... to murder her for royal supremacy omg)
- MEULIN: (^・ω・^) < 333333333!!!!!!!!!
- NEPETA: :33 < 333333333!!!!!!!!!
- MEULIN: (^・o・^)ノ < 333333333!!!!!!!!!
- NEPETA: :33 < 333333333!!!!!!!!!
- MEULIN: (=^ω^=) < 333333333!!!!!!!!!
- ERIDAN: wwhoa man could you maybe stop bumpin me wwith your codpiece
- CRONUS: sorry chief, honest mistake. so are you doing anything later?
- ERIDAN: wwait are you actually seriously hittin on me
- wwoww dude evven i think youre trash
- CRONUS: im a cool enough cat if you get to know me. you didnt ansvwer the question.
- ERIDAN: sigh fine lets go out on a date i guess. flippin amazin this tragic scenarios wwhat i been reduced to
- MEENAH: H-EY! everyone stay on the right goddamn sides. cronus im lookin at you
- VRISKA: Yeah! Nepeta, 8ack in line. You people need to start taking this 8rawl more seriously.
- RUFIOH: yo my gangstas! d1d 1 hear you were go1ng off to f1ght a ghost k1ll1ng demon...
- m1nd 1f 1 tag along... 1've been hop1ng for a chance to put an end to my cruel joke of an ex1stence... haha... bangarang.
- VRISKA: Hell yes! On this team I have a MAJOR need for expenda8le people.
- MEULIN: (^・o・^) < HORSEBODY!RUFIOH, DON'T BE SUCH A DOWNER! DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEWOMO? THIS IS NOT A CATFIGHT, IT'S A COSTUME PURRTY!!!
- MEENAH: no no it really is a catfight. or i mean a regular fight... urrgh
- KANKRI: Meulin, it w9uld 6e great if y9u didn't use this party as a platf9rm t9 engage in suicide shaming. I think Rufi9h is triggered en9ugh as it is having t9 live with the hein9us 69dy of a metal h9rse.
- DAMARA: これは何ですか?ハロウィーンの乱交?
- VRISKA: Are you fuckers deaf???????? This 8n't a party!
- MEULIN: (^・_・^) < ...
- PORRIM: Ho+russ, yo+ur o+utfit lo+o+ks nice, but so+rry to+ say it was a false alarm. It's no+t a co+stume party.
- HORUSS: 8=D < This isn't a costume. I am literally a majestc stallion, and my appearance refle% this noble reality.
- PORRIM: Ah. Go+tcha. Hey guys, can I be o+n the o+ther team?
- KANAYA: Yes!
- MEENAH: no!!!!!!!!!!
- KARKAT: THIS GATHERING HAS COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY MY ABILITY TO TOLERATE STUPIDITY AND AWFULNESS. GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
- GOD DAMN IT. THE CROWD IS TOO THICK, I CAN'T EVEN GET AWAY FROM THIS SHIT. EVERYBODY FUCKING MOVE!!!
- TAVROS: eXCUSE ME, oTHER PEOPLE,
- wHO ARE ME, AND OTHERWISE,
- GAMZEE: honk
- TAVROS: hAVE YOU SEEN, a BEAUTIFUL TREASURE ON THE FLOOR,
- tHAT IS MORE SPECIFICALLY A RING,
- TEREZI: K4RK4T, SHUT UP TH1S 1S GR34T!
- W3 N33D TO G3T MOR3 P3OPL3 J4MM3D 1NTO TH1S SW33T F1GHTP4RTY M4SQU3R4DE! >:]
- PORRIM: I saw the cro+wd fro+m way o+ver there. Acco+rding to+ peo+ple o+n the cusp, this is so+me so+rt o+f co+stume party? LATULA: tru f4ctz grl!!! just j4m yours3lf 1n th3 p1l3, l1k3z th1s!!! MEENAH: aw fuck are people way over there still callin this a party ARADIABOT: destr0y MITUNA: S0M30N3 15 70U5H1NG M3. 7H17H N33D5 70 570P DAMARA: 誰かが私に触れている。続けてください。 KANRKI: S9ME9NE IS TRIGGERING ME. THIS NEEDS T9 63 TAGGED. PORRIM: Sho+o+sh! MITUNA: 1M 50RRY KARKAT: OH GOD, I CAN HEAR HIM WHINING FROM ALL THE WAY OVER THERE. KANAYA: Someone Over There Is Probably making The Same Observation About You KARKAT: YEAH, AND YOUR ANCESTOR IS PROBABLY CHIDING HIM MATERNALLY OVER THERE, JUST LIKE YOU ARE WITH ME. EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?? KANAYA: Im Sorry ARADIABOT: kill TAVROS: (wherE, OH, wHERe,) SOLLUX: eheheheh, thii2 party ii2 a fuckiing JOKE. ERIDAN: no its a shitty battle royale pass it on you dirtscrapin sack of honey dijon rubbish SOLLUX: niice dress fiin face, olol. TAVROS: (iS, my PReCIouS,) VRISKA: Tavros, stop crawling around under everyone's feet! You're 8eing so weird. TEREZI: Y34H, W3 C4N 4LL H34R YOU WH1SP3R1NG TO YOURS3LF. PR3TTY W31RD BRO. >:\ TAVROS: (none of Them, can uNderstAnd,) ARADIABOT: destr0y
- RUFIOH: haha, yo 1 th1nk 1 can hear my young ancestor wh1sper1ng all the way from over here... about something prec1ous... sh*t 1s crazy! TAVROS: (tHe beAUTY, of my PrEcious,) HORUSS: 8=D < It reminds me of when I was similarly sm*tten, and searched everywhere for the perfect snout ring for you, to FORTIFY out commitment. Do you remember, Rufioh? RUFIOH: whoa, yeah! heh, those were the days... (hey doll, m1nd if we talk for a b1t? 1 ma1nly want to look d1stracted... so the guy w1th the ponyta1l leaves me alone... you d1g?) ARADIABOT: death t0 all RUFIOH: ahaha... d*mn. so much l1ke the real th1ng 1t's... freaky }:o ARADIABOT: like what real thing RUFIOH: uh... you know, l1ke... ARADIABOT: if y0u say like alive aradia i will make y0u BEG f0r a h0rse b0dy RUFIOH: no, l1ke someone else!!! d*mn... uncanny... ARADIABOT: 0h 0k RUFIOH: hey, you're pretty cool babe... want to... like... if you aren't doing anything... EQUIUS: D --> E%cuse me, what is going on over here RUFIOH: (man... not another zahhak! haha, this is f***in' crazy...) ARADIABOT: this guy with the m0hawk was flirting with me and i was being fully receptive t0 his advances RUFIOH: whoa you were? EQUIUS: D --> I see. Aradiabot #100502, why must you devastate my pump biscuit so? NEPETA: :33 < *the pouncellor astutely pawbserves the exchange and updates her shipping grid with startling developments of the heart!* EQUIUS: D --> Nepeta, stop NEPETA: :33 < no! EQUIUS: D --> Yes NEPETA: :33 < no EQUIUS: D --> Yes NEPETA: :33 < no GAMZEE: HONK. TEREZI: MOR3!!! MOR3 1 SAY! 4444H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!!!!!
- TAVROS: (I FOUND IT!!!) (THE RING!!!) MEULIN: ~(=^‥^) < WOW. THAT WHISPER WAS SO LOUD, I THINK EVEN I HEARD IT??? TAVROS: (nO, waIt, this iSn't IT,) CRONUS: hey there sport, i think thats my ring you havwe there. ivwe been looking all over for it. TAVROS: oH, oKAY, hERE YOU GO, CRONUS: thank you friend. thank you so vwery, vwery, vwery much. TAVROS: wOW, oH WOW,,, tHIS HUG IS LASTING, wAAAAAY TOO LONG, VRISKA: Hey, sketchier Ampora! If you touch him again, I will fucking kill you! ERIDAN: owwned KARKAT: I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE AFTERLIFE I HATE THE
- MEENAH: serket deuce is this bullcrap as aggravatin to you as it is to me
- VRISKA: At least as much. Probably a lot more.
- MEENAH: like seariously its so crowded now our faces are literally touching
- dat cant be right
- VRISKA: I know. It's getting pretty awkward.
- MEENAH: lets back these asshats up and get on with our fight
- VRISKA: Agreed.
- ARANEA: Listen to me, 8oth of you! This duel is incredi8ly pointless! Surely there is a way for you 8oth to pursue your o8jectives without conflict.
- In any case, I don't have time to moderate your ridiculous fight! I have a cheru8 to find!!!!!!!!
- VRISKA: I couldn't agree more! Making him think we're all looking for the cheru8 is a very important part of the plan! I guess gr8 minds think alike.
- ARANEA: No, 8ut I REALLY AM looking for her!
- VRISKA: All the 8etter then! That'll really help sell the ruse.
- ARANEA: It's not a ruse!!!!!!!!
- MEENAH: classic flavor serket is right tho we are sorta wastin time here
- lets hurry this up and make it simple
- if i win then all these dorkwads join my army including you
- if you win then you get all the spoils and go hunt for treasure
- ARANEA: And if luck should conspire to make it a draw? ::::)
- MEENAH: i dunno man
- then i guess we combine all our plans into one huge clusterfuck plan???
- like this whole thing aint one big clusterfuck already
- VRISKA: I will agree to those terms. This is going to 8e almost too easy.
- MEENAH: serket the sequel shut your cocky mouth and fight me
- CALLIE: stop, yoU gUys!
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