Shax's Stuff!

You've been adventuring a while. So here is your stuff! It's yours. Don't share it.

Too much gold!

You can shoot lasers! Thoguh they are more like laser points. Slightly stings, could probably do a lot of damage to eyes.
You can summon weird glowy birds! They explode for moderate damage. Targeted bombs?

Bracelet of Blinding Strike! You can get hasted temporarily.
Mask of being huge! Become giant!
A Belt of Ogre Strength! And you can teleport.
An Oversized Sword! It is near indestructible from a magical enchantment, and weighs a lot.
Power Bracelet! It lets you pick heavy things up. But it doesn't make you any stronger.
Holy Sword! It lets you smite evil once per day. It has '+2' carved into the hilt.
Chalice of True Seeing! Sippin' this lets you ignore illusions for a long while.
Fire Resistant Cape! More like fire-proof. You don't know how hot it has to get before you take damage.
Several pairs of comfy boots! Never leave home without them!
A formal outfit: Crisp white blouse, argyle vest, and black dress pants. Charisma bonus.
A complimentary grappling hook.

You got some Divine Feats too!
>Summon Glimmering Guardian Group - You can summon four huge crystal turtles to help defeat your enemies! Their existence is permanent, but they cannot travel far from their summoning spot. They can shoot lasers.
>Summon Mossy Habitat - You can create a cave structure filled with sweet glowing moss. This moss can feed you and any other goblinoid for at least a few months. This cave structure is made out of crystal. It is pretty conspicuous, but you can make a base near instantly with it.
>Create Crystalline Spear - You can make a massive lance of crystal and launch it at a target.
>Super Scrying Glass - You can create a crystal orb that will let you check out a place far away. Only one place though. A place you're thinking about when you make the orb.
>Blindness - If something can see, you can blind it.
>Summon Stone Lizard Servant! These thin stone servants are excellent scouts and information gatherers. Maybe you can even figure out how to make them assassins? They're super quiet.
>Summon Glarestone! You can make a giant super bright crystal. You're not sure what you'll use it for, but it is incredibly aggrivating.