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  1. You earned an S on Rengar
  2. º Corvus º: ryze
  3. º Corvus º: ur
  4. HOG Zwuji left the lobby
  5. º Corvus º: just
  6. TheCosmosWand: big lol
  7. º Corvus º: a wonderful player
  8. HJG Observer
  9. $9998
  10. : vel koz
  11. º Corvus º: and honestly
  12. º Corvus º: if u get camped that hard
  13. º Corvus º: and still lose to jax
  14. HJG Observer
  15. $9998
  16. : killed the game
  17. º Corvus º: on ryze
  18. º Corvus º: i should have expected
  19. º Corvus º: that u were that shit
  20. º Corvus º: honestly
  21. º Corvus º: ^_^
  22. tianpu: huh
  23. nijer: tbh
  24. Loloho: big port
  25. º Corvus º: this jax
  26. tianpu: i played so good this game
  27. nijer: better jg always wins
  28. tianpu: 4head
  29. TheCosmosWand: and thats why i muted you
  30. º Corvus º: and thats why
  31. º Corvus º: ur gonna be hardstuck
  32. March 30th 2018 left the lobby
  33. º Corvus º: like the trash can that you are
  34. º Corvus º: HAHA
  35. tianpu: whats ur main
  36. tianpu: what rank*
  37. º Corvus º: why does it matter
  38. º Corvus º: bring anyone
  39. tianpu: im just curious
  40. º Corvus º: bring a fucking challenger
  41. Loloho left the lobby
  42. TheCosmosWand: your still plat
  43. º Corvus º: and this ryze would still lose
  44. º Corvus º: hes so
  45. º Corvus º: shit
  46. tianpu: lol
  47. º Corvus º: LOL
  48. TheCosmosWand: so dont talk shit
  49. º Corvus º: i dont know
  50. HJG Observer left the lobby
  51. º Corvus º: im plat
  52. nijer: wait
  53. CJ Hero
  54. UDog*
  55. : ryze stfu
  56. tianpu: o
  57. nijer: how are u flaming ryze
  58. º Corvus º: because this is a new account?
  59. CJ Hero
  60. UDog*
  61. : jesus christ
  62. nijer: when ur bot
  63. nijer: is 3/26
  64. º Corvus º: my bot
  65. º Corvus º: at least
  66. º Corvus º: did damage
  67. º Corvus º: and my lux
  68. nijer: how is ryze the target
  69. TheCosmosWand: new account nice excuse
  70. nijer: LOL
  71. º Corvus º: shielded
  72. º Corvus º: idk
  73. CJ Hero
  74. UDog*
  75. : Ryze dude
  76. º Corvus º: ryze
  77. º Corvus º: ur mental
  78. º Corvus º: i cant just
  79. CJ Hero
  80. UDog*
  81. : we literally
  82. º Corvus º: start a anew account
  83. º Corvus º: bam
  84. CJ Hero
  85. UDog*
  86. : had the game
  87. º Corvus º: grandmaster
  88. º Corvus º: XD
  89. CJ Hero
  90. UDog*
  91. : for free
  92. º Corvus º: ur fucking stupid as shit
  93. º Corvus º: for thinking that
  94. º Corvus º: absolute
  95. CJ Hero
  96. UDog*
  97. : becasue rengo hyper carry
  98. º Corvus º: monkey
  99. CJ Hero
  100. UDog*
  101. : the only way we lose
  102. tianpu left the lobby
  103. CJ Hero
  104. UDog*
  105. : is by u doing
  106. CJ Hero
  107. UDog*
  108. : that dumbass play
  109. º Corvus º: not even that one dumbass play
  110. º Corvus º: all game
  111. º Corvus º: ur fucking
  112. º Corvus º: not matching jax
  113. TheCosmosWand: your not even good
  114. º Corvus º: letting himi get free shit
  115. º Corvus º: really?
  116. CJ Hero
  117. UDog*
  118. : lmaooooo
  119. º Corvus º: you're fucking trash bro
  120. CJ Hero
  121. UDog*
  122. : gg
  123. TheCosmosWand: your platinum
  124. CJ Hero left the lobby
  125. º Corvus º: and i have a fucking 70+% winrate
  126. º Corvus º: raping these players
  127. º Corvus º: except i have u
  128. º Corvus º: shooting me from the back
  129. º Corvus º: fucktard
  130. TheCosmosWand: i have 70 percent wr idc
  131. º Corvus º: please
  132. º Corvus º: use ur brain
  133. TheCosmosWand: people go on winstreaks m8
  134. º Corvus º: and just think
  135. TheCosmosWand: its not hard
  136. nijer: wait
  137. TheCosmosWand: anyone can do that
  138. nijer: LOL
  139. nijer: ok but
  140. º Corvus º: if u think
  141. º Corvus º: that
  142. nijer: 70% wr in 100 games
  143. º Corvus º: my winrate
  144. nijer: isnt just streak
  145. º Corvus º: doesnt prove my fucking skill
  146. º Corvus º: then nothing will
  147. TheCosmosWand: you just need some good luck
  148. º Corvus º: u delusional fuck
  149. º Corvus º: https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  150. º Corvus º: https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  151. º Corvus º: https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  152. º Corvus º: https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  153. º Corvus º: https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  154. nijer: loooooooooooooooooooooool
  155. º Corvus º: https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  156. º Corvus º: 30 games
  157. TheCosmosWand: win some coinflips
  158. º Corvus º: already
  159. º Corvus º: 50% winrate
  160. TheCosmosWand: im not impressed
  161. º Corvus º: u must be
  162. º Corvus º: absolutely
  163. º Corvus º: delusional
  164. º Corvus º: and mentally
  165. º Corvus º: disabled
  166. º Corvus º: right?
  167. º Corvus º: pyke
  168. º Corvus º: im not alone on this
  169. nijer: yea
  170. nijer: LMFAO
  171. TheCosmosWand: i have you know'
  172. nijer: you right
  173. º Corvus º: "scientific hypothesis"
  174. nijer: it just
  175. nijer: be liek that
  176. TheCosmosWand: i got diamond last season ez
  177. º Corvus º: dagfhuiygfdjg
  178. º Corvus º: HAHHAHHA
  179. nijer: LOL
  180. nijer: HJAHASDOUHASODJ
  181. Lustress: wow nice
  182. TheCosmosWand: i just havent played in like a month
  183. Lustress: very cool
  184. TheCosmosWand: im rusty
  185. TheCosmosWand: thats it
  186. º Corvus º: ur gameplay
  187. º Corvus º: or ur brain?
  188. º Corvus º: i dont think brain
  189. º Corvus º: can gather rust bro
  190. TheCosmosWand: mr im on a smurf but stil plat
  191. º Corvus º: that shit just doesnt chemically react
  192. º Corvus º: you do realize
  193. º Corvus º: that the extra chromosome
  194. Lustress: it can if he's a bot
  195. º Corvus º: could be a fair reasoning
  196. Lustress: metal brain
  197. nijer: bro this is hella
  198. nijer: funny
  199. nijer: ryzes arguments
  200. nijer: he doesnt
  201. nijer: realize
  202. nijer: LOL
  203. TheCosmosWand: you are legit a mediocre rengar who had a good game
  204. nijer: loooooool
  205. º Corvus º: MEDIOCRE
  206. º Corvus º: ROFL
  207. TheCosmosWand: why are you even talking shit
  208. Lustress: and what does that make u lol
  209. Lustress: u threw this game
  210. Lustress: several times
  211. Lustress: so hard
  212. TheCosmosWand: you press r then q combo any gold player can do that
  213. º Corvus º: anked Solo
  214. 7 minutes ago
  215. Defeat
  216. 36m 10s
  217. Rengar
  218. Smite
  219. Flash
  220. Electrocute
  221. Sorcery
  222. Rengar
  223. 32 / 8 / 5
  224. 4.63:1 KDA
  225. Double Kill ACE
  226. Level18
  227. 211 (5.8) CS
  228. P/Kill 80%
  229. Tier Average
  230. Platinum 1
  231. The Black Clea
  232. º Corvus º: anked Solo
  233. 7 minutes ago
  234. Defeat
  235. 36m 10s
  236. Rengar
  237. Smite
  238. Flash
  239. Electrocute
  240. Sorcery
  241. Rengar
  242. 32 / 8 / 5
  243. 4.63:1 KDA
  244. Double Kill ACE
  245. Level18
  246. 211 (5.8) CS
  247. P/Kill 80%
  248. Tier Average
  249. Platinum 1
  250. The Black Clea
  251. º Corvus º: anked Solo
  252. 7 minutes ago
  253. Defeat
  254. 36m 10s
  255. Rengar
  256. Smite
  257. Flash
  258. Electrocute
  259. Sorcery
  260. Rengar
  261. 32 / 8 / 5
  262. 4.63:1 KDA
  263. Double Kill ACE
  264. Level18
  265. 211 (5.8) CS
  266. P/Kill 80%
  267. Tier Average
  268. Platinum 1
  269. The Black Clea
  270. º Corvus º: anked Solo
  271. 7 minutes ago
  272. Defeat
  273. 36m 10s
  274. Rengar
  275. Smite
  276. Flash
  277. Electrocute
  278. Sorcery
  279. Rengar
  280. 32 / 8 / 5
  281. 4.63:1 KDA
  282. Double Kill ACE
  283. Level18
  284. 211 (5.8) CS
  285. P/Kill 80%
  286. Tier Average
  287. Platinum 1
  288. The Black Clea
  289. º Corvus º: anked Solo
  290. 7 minutes ago
  291. Defeat
  292. 36m 10s
  293. Rengar
  294. Smite
  295. Flash
  296. Electrocute
  297. Sorcery
  298. Rengar
  299. 32 / 8 / 5
  300. 4.63:1 KDA
  301. Double Kill ACE
  302. Level18
  303. 211 (5.8) CS
  304. P/Kill 80%
  305. Tier Average
  306. Platinum 1
  307. The Black Clea
  308. º Corvus º: anked Solo
  309. 7 minutes ago
  310. Defeat
  311. 36m 10s
  312. Rengar
  313. Smite
  314. Flash
  315. Electrocute
  316. Sorcery
  317. Rengar
  318. 32 / 8 / 5
  319. 4.63:1 KDA
  320. Double Kill ACE
  321. Level18
  322. 211 (5.8) CS
  323. P/Kill 80%
  324. Tier Average
  325. Platinum 1
  326. The Black Clea
  327. º Corvus º: anked Solo
  328. 7 minutes ago
  329. Defeat
  330. 36m 10s
  331. Rengar
  332. Smite
  333. Flash
  334. Electrocute
  335. Sorcery
  336. Rengar
  337. 32 / 8 / 5
  338. 4.63:1 KDA
  339. Double Kill ACE
  340. Level18
  341. 211 (5.8) CS
  342. P/Kill 80%
  343. Tier Average
  344. Platinum 1
  345. The Black Clea
  346. TheCosmosWand: not impressed
  347. TheCosmosWand: thats shit
  348. TheCosmosWand: plat 1
  349. º Corvus º: ROFL
  350. º Corvus º: im just
  351. º Corvus º: actually
  352. TheCosmosWand: your rank is literally plat 1
  353. TheCosmosWand: and you are flexing
  354. TheCosmosWand: lol
  355. nijer: bro
  356. nijer: rank
  357. nijer: legit
  358. nijer: doesnt
  359. nijer: show
  360. º Corvus º: https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=fear
  361. nijer: like
  362. º Corvus º: here
  363. º Corvus º: theres my main
  364. nijer: how nutty ppl are
  365. º Corvus º: im challenger
  366. º Corvus º: heres ur flex
  367. º Corvus º: go ahead
  368. º Corvus º: stare at it
  369. º Corvus º: with ur disabled brain
  370. º Corvus º: since all u can read
  371. º Corvus º: is a rank
  372. º Corvus º: and go
  373. º Corvus º: HUADHFUDHAH GOOD PLAYER HUAEHHU CHALLENGER
  374. TheCosmosWand: your not challenger
  375. º Corvus º: UDSIOHAGIAD BAD PLAYER CAJHGUDAFJO PLAT 1
  376. º Corvus º: fucking idiot
  377. º Corvus º: ryze
  378. º Corvus º: let me just
  379. TheCosmosWand: anyone can bring up a random ass challenger acc
  380. nijer: looooooooooool
  381. º Corvus º: consult
  382. TheCosmosWand: dummy
  383. º Corvus º: ur magnificent brain
  384. º Corvus º: ok
  385. º Corvus º: so what
  386. º Corvus º: can prove
  387. nijer: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
  388. º Corvus º: my skill
  389. º Corvus º: besides idk
  390. TheCosmosWand: playing well
  391. º Corvus º: the winrate
  392. º Corvus º: the gameplay
  393. º Corvus º: asE7UHI8FOJVTKRQ;L
  394. º Corvus º: so ur saying i didnt play well this game
  395. º Corvus º: ?
  396. nijer: 70% wr in p1 doesnt
  397. nijer: mean hes p1
  398. º Corvus º: hey ryze
  399. º Corvus º: u know what
  400. º Corvus º: its probably
  401. º Corvus º: right
  402. º Corvus º: im living in like
  403. TheCosmosWand: 70 percent wr just means he got luckier than most
  404. º Corvus º: a fucking dream rn
  405. TheCosmosWand: same
  406. º Corvus º: therse no way
  407. º Corvus º: a real human being
  408. º Corvus º: is this
  409. º Corvus º: uneducated
  410. nijer: looooooooooooooooooooooooool
  411. TheCosmosWand: uneducated what do you even mean by that
  412. nijer: bro he hit dia last season
  413. nijer: dont
  414. nijer: roast him
  415. TheCosmosWand: we are playing league of legends we dont need a college phd
  416. º Corvus º: true
  417. º Corvus º: ur
  418. º Corvus º: diamond last season
  419. º Corvus º: u mus tbe
  420. º Corvus º: fucking
  421. º Corvus º: magnificent
  422. º Corvus º: just
  423. º Corvus º: 30000000 iq PEWWW
  424. Lustress: skt t1 ryze player, galaxy brain
  425. º Corvus º: right off the roof
  426. º Corvus º: LMFAO
  427. TheCosmosWand: I hit diamond last season i have you know
  428. TheCosmosWand: your still plat
  429. º Corvus º: yeah true
  430. º Corvus º: thats just
  431. º Corvus º: unfortunate
  432. TheCosmosWand: just saying
  433. º Corvus º: i need a few more lucky games
  434. º Corvus º: to get that
  435. º Corvus º: rank
  436. º Corvus º: up
  437. º Corvus º: adjogi
  438. º Corvus º: :)
  439. nijer: ROFL
  440. TheCosmosWand: you do need luck
  441. TheCosmosWand: im pure skill
  442. nijer: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  443. Lustress: idk why ur talking ur still plat 3
  444. º Corvus º: yeah true
  445. Lustress: right now
  446. Lustress: on opgg
  447. TheCosmosWand: all my wins 100 percent me
  448. º Corvus º: fuck me
  449. º Corvus º: in the ass
  450. TheCosmosWand: your wins are just getting carried
  451. º Corvus º: his logic
  452. º Corvus º: is just
  453. º Corvus º: mind blowing
  454. nijer: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  455. TheCosmosWand: my logic is too much for your pea brain to handle
  456. Lustress: 3 / 9 / 8
  457. 2 / 5 / 2
  458. 3 / 5 / 3
  459. 1 / 7 / 3
  460. 0 / 1 / 0
  461. 0 / 4 / 3
  462. Lustress: nice carries bro
  463. TheCosmosWand: k/d/a doesnt mean shit
  464. º Corvus º: alright
  465. º Corvus º: then
  466. Lustress: oh really
  467. º Corvus º: how do u prove
  468. TheCosmosWand: i put in the work where it matters
  469. º Corvus º: how good u are
  470. º Corvus º: if ur kda
  471. º Corvus º: doesnt show
  472. TheCosmosWand: i dont need proof
  473. º Corvus º: what shows
  474. º Corvus º: ?
  475. º Corvus º: not
  476. º Corvus º: kda
  477. º Corvus º: not
  478. TheCosmosWand: i know im good
  479. º Corvus º: win rate
  480. º Corvus º: so what
  481. TheCosmosWand: im not insecure like you
  482. Lustress: so ur delusional
  483. Lustress: got it
  484. TheCosmosWand: and need to smurf
  485. TheCosmosWand: so i dont get rammed in plat 1
  486. nijer: brooooooooooooooooo
  487. TheCosmosWand: you were legit afraid of pyke
  488. º Corvus º: yeah u right tbh
  489. TheCosmosWand: a support
  490. º Corvus º: mhm
  491. º Corvus º: yeah
  492. º Corvus º: thats right
  493. TheCosmosWand: like how are you afraid a support will oneshot anything
  494. º Corvus º: *which did more damage*
  495. º Corvus º: *btw*
  496. º Corvus º: *not that u can even process statistics with ur fucking binary brain*
  497. º Corvus º: ^_^
  498. TheCosmosWand: statistics are for cowards
  499. Lustress: u should go back to shen
  500. Lustress: and press r on players like reng
  501. TheCosmosWand: who need graphs to hide behind
  502. º Corvus º: u should go back to
  503. Lustress: maybe u will win some games
  504. º Corvus º: the sewer
  505. º Corvus º: and just
  506. TheCosmosWand: stats dont show the whole game
  507. º Corvus º: stay homeless bro
  508. º Corvus º: who let
  509. º Corvus º: a homeless guy
  510. º Corvus º: into the library
  511. º Corvus º: and let him have wifi
  512. º Corvus º: to play league
  513. º Corvus º: just
  514. º Corvus º: who
  515. º Corvus º: does that
  516. º Corvus º: most homeless people reads news
  517. º Corvus º: not this guy
  518. º Corvus º: hes flexing his skill and intelligence
  519. TheCosmosWand: if im homeless then you are literally the shit in the street i took
  520. TheCosmosWand: garbage
  521. TheCosmosWand: stay hardstuck plat 1
  522. nijer: thats
  523. nijer: kinda not
  524. TheCosmosWand: probably cant even reach diamond
  525. nijer: the definition
  526. º Corvus º: hardstuck
  527. º Corvus º: hm
  528. nijer: of hardstuck
  529. TheCosmosWand: solo
  530. nijer: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  531. º Corvus º: i legit
  532. º Corvus º: sigh
  533. º Corvus º: i dont even know
  534. º Corvus º: how to convey this information
  535. º Corvus º: with my
  536. º Corvus º: 150 wpm
  537. º Corvus º: like
  538. º Corvus º: who can educate this man
  539. º Corvus º: just who
  540. TheCosmosWand: wtf does wpm stand for
  541. Lustress: LOL
  542. nijer: oh no
  543. º Corvus º: oIJDIOGADG
  544. º Corvus º: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  545. TheCosmosWand: fuck you i dont need to know every abbreviation
  546. º Corvus º: yo
  547. º Corvus º: ryze
  548. º Corvus º: whats
  549. º Corvus º: us
  550. º Corvus º: stand for?
  551. º Corvus º: bro?
  552. º Corvus º: u know what us is?
  553. º Corvus º: U.S.
  554. º Corvus º: if u want the formal way
  555. TheCosmosWand: U.S stands for fucking united states
  556. TheCosmosWand: im not that retarded
  557. º Corvus º: XD
  558. º Corvus º: whats
  559. º Corvus º: DNA
  560. º Corvus º: then
  561. º Corvus º: bro
  562. º Corvus º: if u went to
  563. º Corvus º: middle school
  564. º Corvus º: u would know
  565. º Corvus º: btw
  566. º Corvus º: ;)
  567. TheCosmosWand: no one uses wpm
  568. TheCosmosWand: for anything
  569. TheCosmosWand: dna is used commonly so is us
  570. Lustress: but what does it mean
  571. TheCosmosWand: i have never once seen wpm as an abbreviation
  572. Lustress: educate us faker-senpai
  573. º Corvus º: WHAT DOES
  574. º Corvus º: DNA
  575. º Corvus º: MEAN
  576. º Corvus º: THEN
  577. º Corvus º: XD
  578. º Corvus º: if it's so
  579. º Corvus º: common
  580. º Corvus º: :)
  581. TheCosmosWand: ITS THE FUCKING SPINNY THINGS WHEN THEY EXPLAIN GENES AND SHIT
  582. TheCosmosWand: FUCK OFF
  583. nijer: google.com
  584. Lustress: LOLLLLOOOLOLOLOLLLOLOLL
  585. nijer: what does dna stand for
  586. TheCosmosWand: using google is cheating
  587. Lustress: ok then what does dna mean
  588. TheCosmosWand: i dont know the expact fucking word for it but i know what it means
  589. Lustress: so you dont know what it means
  590. Lustress: is what
  591. Lustress: ur saying
  592. TheCosmosWand: i do you brainlet
  593. º Corvus º: LOL
  594. º Corvus º: x
  595. º Corvus º: d
  596. Lustress: actually i just realized
  597. Lustress: if u dont even know what wpm means
  598. Lustress: why the fuck are you playing ryze
  599. Lustress: LOL
  600. nijer: what does mph stand for
  601. º Corvus º: i was kinda tilted
  602. º Corvus º: not anymore
  603. º Corvus º: since
  604. º Corvus º: i lost
  605. º Corvus º: cuz of this
  606. TheCosmosWand: miles per hour
  607. º Corvus º: excuse of a piece of shit
  608. º Corvus º: so at least
  609. TheCosmosWand: words per minute
  610. nijer: what does wpm stand for
  611. º Corvus º: i dont feel like i did bad
  612. º Corvus º: :0
  613. º Corvus º: lOKIOFDB
  614. TheCosmosWand: im fucking retarded
  615. º Corvus º: HE FOUND IT
  616. TheCosmosWand: fuck you guys
  617. TheCosmosWand: you could of legit just told me
  618. Lustress: google is cheating
  619. Lustress: remember
  620. TheCosmosWand: ya well i cheated fuck you
  621. Lustress: JKLADSFKLP ASJDPFOI;A
  622. TheCosmosWand: fuck this test
  623. nijer: now this feels like bullying D:
  624. º Corvus º: im just
  625. º Corvus º: baffled
  626. º Corvus º: by
  627. º Corvus º: ur
  628. º Corvus º: conspicuous
  629. º Corvus º: intelligence
  630. º Corvus º: my guy
  631. º Corvus º: https://imgflip.com/i/31wts2
  632. º Corvus º: :)
  633. TheCosmosWand: man my intelligence at least average
  634. Lustress: LOL
  635. TheCosmosWand: easily
  636. TheCosmosWand: fuck off
  637. nijer: ROFL
  638. º Corvus º: wooo
  639. Lustress: post this on twitter lol
  640. TheCosmosWand: you legit took time to make that shitty fucking wojak meme
  641. º Corvus º: wojak?
  642. º Corvus º: its group retards
  643. º Corvus º: dipshit
  644. º Corvus º: since ur last brain cells
  645. º Corvus º: are a group of
  646. º Corvus º: retards
  647. º Corvus º: get it?
  648. º Corvus º: HAHAH
  649. TheCosmosWand: i get it
  650. º Corvus º: ok cool bro :)
  651. TheCosmosWand: you can fucking photoshop shit
  652. TheCosmosWand: doesnt mean your good
  653. TheCosmosWand: your still trash and im 99% sure im better than you
  654. º Corvus º: oh wait
  655. º Corvus º: YEAH UR RIGHT
  656. TheCosmosWand: what
  657. TheCosmosWand: i am right ez
  658. º Corvus º: hm
  659. º Corvus º: true
  660. º Corvus º: i agree
  661. º Corvus º: ur a better player
  662. TheCosmosWand: ty ty
  663. TheCosmosWand: im glad you finally understand
  664. TheCosmosWand: ill ez get challenger just to shit on your supposed alt account too
  665. º Corvus º: hmmm
  666. º Corvus º: bro r u done
  667. º Corvus º: time to go to bed
  668. TheCosmosWand: ya
  669. º Corvus º: night night bro ^_^
  670. TheCosmosWand: cya
  671. º Corvus º: fucking retard
  672. º Corvus º: pls
  673. TheCosmosWand: fuck you too
  674. TheCosmosWand: i hope you have nightmares
  675. TheCosmosWand: cunt
  676. Lustress: D:
  677. Lustress: so scary
  678. º Corvus º: i hav enightmares
  679. º Corvus º: of
  680. º Corvus º: your 6 braincells
  681. º Corvus º: haunting me
  682. º Corvus º: and dragging down my iq
  683. º Corvus º: my guy
  684. º Corvus º: jesus
  685. TheCosmosWand: i hope you have a nightmare of me legit fucking your mom
  686. TheCosmosWand: fuck you
  687. TheCosmosWand: you suck
  688. nijer: one day he gonna lay down a little too hard and lose half his remaining brain cells oh no
  689. º Corvus º: lOL
  690. º Corvus º: u
  691. TheCosmosWand: i could lost half my braincells and still have more than you\
  692. º Corvus º: fucking my mom?
  693. º Corvus º: with ur nonexistent penis?
  694. º Corvus º: liusten ryze
  695. º Corvus º: the fact that
  696. º Corvus º: u dont get how
  697. º Corvus º: "6 brain cells" is a symbolic term
  698. º Corvus º: is just
  699. º Corvus º: conveying ur stupidity
  700. º Corvus º: brain cells are approximately equivalent in every human being
  701. TheCosmosWand: man you probably have a double digit iq
  702. º Corvus º: unless u legit are missing a chunk because of a physical injury
  703. º Corvus º: and you?
  704. TheCosmosWand: idk never took an iq test
  705. º Corvus º: you have the iq of a piece of frozen broccoli on mars bro shut the fuck up ^_^
  706. TheCosmosWand: so im just assuming im like 150
  707. TheCosmosWand: you have a negative iq
  708. º Corvus º: iq
  709. º Corvus º: cant be
  710. º Corvus º: negative...
  711. º Corvus º: sigh...
  712. TheCosmosWand: go to bed
  713. º Corvus º: thats like saying theres negative mass
  714. º Corvus º: dipshit
  715. º Corvus º: that doesnt fucking apply to reality
  716. º Corvus º: "genius"
  717. TheCosmosWand: the sleep depreivation is making you stupid
  718. º Corvus º: i mean thats a good reason
  719. º Corvus º: but whats urs
  720. º Corvus º: again
  721. º Corvus º: the extra chromosome?
  722. TheCosmosWand: im not even autistic
  723. º Corvus º: huh
  724. º Corvus º: the extra chromosome
  725. TheCosmosWand: i've been tested and i passed
  726. º Corvus º: means u have trisomy 21
  727. TheCosmosWand: easily
  728. º Corvus º: thats down syndrome
  729. º Corvus º: not autism
  730. º Corvus º: LOOOOOL
  731. º Corvus º: so yeah ur def not autistic
  732. º Corvus º: ur diagnosed as a downy brother
  733. Lustress: you needed to be tested for autism??
  734. Lustress: cant relate
  735. TheCosmosWand: fuck off my older brother has autism
  736. nijer: homies with extra chromies
  737. TheCosmosWand: so i also got tested
  738. TheCosmosWand: when i was like 5
  739. º Corvus º: and
  740. º Corvus º: im surprised
  741. º Corvus º: that they didnt tell u u had downs
  742. º Corvus º: but said that u didnt have autism
  743. º Corvus º: hmmm
  744. TheCosmosWand: you have the downs
  745. º Corvus º: seems like they're hiding something from you
  746. º Corvus º: im perfectly fine bro
  747. º Corvus º: btw
  748. º Corvus º: how many chromosomes do you have?
  749. TheCosmosWand: idk like 48
  750. TheCosmosWand: fuck off
  751. Lustress: ajFJPAOSDFJPASDF
  752. º Corvus º: LJFDASIOJBFDSJBFDA
  753. º Corvus º: HAHAHAHA
  754. º Corvus º: i cant
  755. TheCosmosWand: stop just smashing your keyboard cause you cant type
  756. º Corvus º: no im just
  757. º Corvus º: "speechless"
  758. º Corvus º: :)
  759. TheCosmosWand: by fucking what
  760. TheCosmosWand: you vague fucks
  761. º Corvus º: ur inteligence of course :)
  762. º Corvus º: its getting to me
  763. º Corvus º: im being
  764. º Corvus º: educated by u
  765. º Corvus º: :)
  766. TheCosmosWand: im way smarter than you
  767. TheCosmosWand: fuck off
  768. º Corvus º: yeah ofc
  769. TheCosmosWand: you probably dropped out of highschool or some dumbshit fuck you
  770. TheCosmosWand: you have a GPA of like 2
  771. º Corvus º: 2?
  772. º Corvus º: so let me ask u this
  773. º Corvus º: what grades
  774. º Corvus º: gives u a flat 2
  775. º Corvus º: gpa
  776. º Corvus º: no ap classes :)
  777. º Corvus º: we'll give u the easy way out
  778. TheCosmosWand: like D's
  779. º Corvus º: ap classes and having that 5.0 average
  780. º Corvus º: might thro u off
  781. TheCosmosWand: you are a braindead nobody who probably failed a math class
  782. º Corvus º: ?
  783. º Corvus º: u know what
  784. TheCosmosWand: what
  785. º Corvus º: even riemann and his fucking infinite sums couldnt approximate ur intelligence
  786. º Corvus º: its just
  787. º Corvus º: shooting off
  788. º Corvus º: into indeterminate form
  789. º Corvus º: inf^inf
  790. º Corvus º: my guy
  791. º Corvus º: it takes
  792. º Corvus º: at least
  793. º Corvus º: 3 integrals
  794. º Corvus º: 3 path integrals*
  795. º Corvus º: to calculate ur train of thought
  796. º Corvus º: u intellectual :)
  797. º Corvus º: that shit just doesnt come off normally
  798. º Corvus º: its like
  799. TheCosmosWand: im unpredicatable that is legit just a compliment
  800. º Corvus º: an abnormal electron during positron decay
  801. º Corvus º: yeah dude
  802. TheCosmosWand: you are actually out of insults
  803. º Corvus º: exactl
  804. TheCosmosWand: and are just complimenting me now
  805. º Corvus º: how can i insult u
  806. º Corvus º: when ur
  807. º Corvus º: that smart
  808. º Corvus º: no
  809. º Corvus º: im just
  810. º Corvus º: admitting that
  811. º Corvus º: ur a superior being bro
  812. º Corvus º: dont worry about it
  813. TheCosmosWand: you probably play fortnite
  814. TheCosmosWand: just saying
  815. º Corvus º: legit
  816. º Corvus º: dont have fortnite
  817. º Corvus º: even on my pc
  818. º Corvus º: bro
  819. º Corvus º: ..
  820. TheCosmosWand: same
  821. º Corvus º: yikes
  822. Lustress: whats fortnite
  823. º Corvus º: did u uninstall it
  824. º Corvus º: after
  825. º Corvus º: u lost in it
  826. º Corvus º: to 12 year olds?
  827. º Corvus º: i mean ur too smart for them anyway theres no point
  828. TheCosmosWand: no i dont play shitty battle royale games
  829. º Corvus º: oh ok got it
  830. TheCosmosWand: i only play shitty mobas
  831. º Corvus º: ur judgment is right
  832. º Corvus º: :)
  833. TheCosmosWand: ur prob ugly irl
  834. º Corvus º: hm
  835. º Corvus º: u right
  836. º Corvus º: u must be
  837. TheCosmosWand: same
  838. º Corvus º: fucking
  839. º Corvus º: zac efron bro
  840. º Corvus º: 6 pack poppin off
  841. TheCosmosWand: who even is zac efron
  842. º Corvus º: like ur ulti at the end of that game
  843. TheCosmosWand: my ultimate was a SLIGHT lapse of judgement
  844. TheCosmosWand: it happens to everyone at least once in like 1000 games
  845. º Corvus º: to you
  846. º Corvus º: once in 30..
  847. º Corvus º: i suppose
  848. º Corvus º: obviously not questioning ur intelligence or anything i mean ur superior
  849. º Corvus º: just
  850. º Corvus º: throwing out an educated opinion
  851. TheCosmosWand: your educated opinion is like that of a preschoolers
  852. TheCosmosWand: its shit
  853. TheCosmosWand: shouldnt even be considered educated
  854. TheCosmosWand: just an opinion
  855. TheCosmosWand: a shitty opinion
  856. TheCosmosWand: from a bad player
  857. º Corvus º: u cranking out dead facts man i cant even refute
  858. TheCosmosWand: you are legit more obnoxious when you just agree
  859. TheCosmosWand: cause it just comes off as smug
  860. º Corvus º: hm
  861. º Corvus º: idk
  862. TheCosmosWand: and you acting as if your better than me
  863. º Corvus º: what i should do then
  864. º Corvus º: but i mean
  865. º Corvus º: if it took u this long
  866. º Corvus º: to realize
  867. º Corvus º: im mocking you
  868. TheCosmosWand: when we are both legit playing fucking league of legends in plat elo
  869. º Corvus º: for how retarded and delusional you are
  870. º Corvus º: theres no point in arguing
  871. º Corvus º: with someone like you
  872. TheCosmosWand: go to bed
  873. º Corvus º: It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.
  874. nijer: its been 40 minutes since the games ended
  875. TheCosmosWand: you dont need to win an argument
  876. TheCosmosWand: just let bigons be bigons
  877. TheCosmosWand: fag
  878. Lustress: bigons
  879. Lustress: whats that
  880. TheCosmosWand: bygones
  881. TheCosmosWand: im retarded
  882. TheCosmosWand: actually fucking cant spell
  883. TheCosmosWand: wtf
  884. º Corvus º: IM DEAD
  885. Lustress: the fact that you misspelled it twice
  886. Lustress: the same way
  887. Lustress: without noticing
  888. TheCosmosWand: I WAS TRYING TO DO THE SAYING
  889. TheCosmosWand: SO I DIDNT REALIZE IT FUCK OFF
  890. TheCosmosWand: YOU GIANT LOSER
  891. Lustress: hey that hurt my feelings
  892. Lustress: take it back
  893. TheCosmosWand: okay
  894. TheCosmosWand: im sorry
  895. Lustress: thanks
  896. TheCosmosWand: sike fuck you
  897. TheCosmosWand: you suck
  898. Lustress: D:
  899. º Corvus º: xP
  900. TheCosmosWand: you probably have 49 chromosomes
  901. TheCosmosWand: downy
  902. º Corvus º: oof
  903. º Corvus º: dead insult
  904. º Corvus º: pretty sure
  905. º Corvus º: chromosomes come in pairs
  906. º Corvus º: odds are hard to come by if u have pairs..
  907. TheCosmosWand: you have an extra one
  908. º Corvus º: hmmm
  909. º Corvus º: yeah but
  910. º Corvus º: chromosomes
  911. º Corvus º: can grow
  912. º Corvus º: but the other one is affected as well
  913. º Corvus º: so it literally HAS to be paired
  914. º Corvus º: cuz its from ur parents
  915. º Corvus º: unless u have one parent
  916. TheCosmosWand: fine you have 50
  917. TheCosmosWand: then
  918. º Corvus º: asexual reproduction?
  919. º Corvus º: no judgment there bud
  920. TheCosmosWand: you legit look like a big toe
  921. nijer: ROFL
  922. nijer: @corvus you legit look like a big toe
  923. º Corvus º: so if im tyler1
  924. TheCosmosWand: you have no redeeming qualities
  925. º Corvus º: that means i make hella bank
  926. º Corvus º: sweeeeet
  927. TheCosmosWand: your also a manlet
  928. º Corvus º: i mean
  929. TheCosmosWand: then
  930. º Corvus º: at least i have a house to live in
  931. º Corvus º: so
  932. º Corvus º: ryze
  933. º Corvus º: u do realize
  934. º Corvus º: all of this is
  935. º Corvus º: recorded on stream
  936. º Corvus º: ur streaming ur retardedness
  937. º Corvus º: to 1200 ppl
  938. º Corvus º: im legit
  939. º Corvus º: blocking ur name
  940. º Corvus º: so u dont get
  941. º Corvus º: ppl adding u
  942. º Corvus º: and fucking tearing ur life apart
  943. TheCosmosWand: i aint a pussy
  944. º Corvus º: and ddosing u
  945. TheCosmosWand: i dont care how many braindead losers watch a mediocre rengar
  946. TheCosmosWand: link stream
  947. TheCosmosWand: otherwise you are full of shit
  948. º Corvus º: https://www.twitch.tv/scrubnoob
  949. TheCosmosWand: i knew it
  950. TheCosmosWand: you are full shit
  951. º Corvus º: what
  952. º Corvus º: thats legit my stream
  953. º Corvus º: ;)
  954. TheCosmosWand: and im faker
  955. º Corvus º: with that ryze ulti
  956. º Corvus º: definitely
  957. º Corvus º: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owe7hoR1XGQ
  958. º Corvus º: this is u
  959. º Corvus º: watch first clip
  960. º Corvus º: :0
  961. TheCosmosWand: actually faker wished he was me
  962. º Corvus º: faker
  963. º Corvus º: is legit
  964. º Corvus º: copying ur playstyle
  965. º Corvus º: in that clip
  966. º Corvus º: bro
  967. TheCosmosWand: see everyone has a fuckup like that
  968. TheCosmosWand: while playing ryze
  969. º Corvus º: mhm
  970. TheCosmosWand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHI31ccrCtY
  971. TheCosmosWand: that might help you
  972. º Corvus º: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JihUdxTSTiQ
  973. º Corvus º: her
  974. º Corvus º: this one will
  975. º Corvus º: give u some
  976. º Corvus º: self expression
  977. TheCosmosWand: cheeky cunt
  978. TheCosmosWand: this conversation has gone on
  979. TheCosmosWand: for far too fucking long
  980. º Corvus º: u werent gonna win anyways
  981. º Corvus º: so
  982. º Corvus º: w/e
  983. TheCosmosWand: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIN THIS
  984. º Corvus º: ?
  985. TheCosmosWand: winning an argument just depends on your outlook of how it went
  986. TheCosmosWand: if you think you lost you lost if you think you won you won
  987. º Corvus º: totally
  988. TheCosmosWand: unless there is a judge or some shit
  989. º Corvus º: its not like
  990. º Corvus º: rhetoric
  991. º Corvus º: and logic
  992. º Corvus º: exists
  993. TheCosmosWand: my logic is sound
  994. TheCosmosWand: so i win
  995. TheCosmosWand: ez
  996. º Corvus º: hm
  997. º Corvus º: u right
  998. TheCosmosWand: anyone can say that they have perfect logic
  999. TheCosmosWand: that doesnt make it true
  1000. º Corvus º: yeah dude
  1001. º Corvus º: ur righ
  1002. º Corvus º: right
  1003. TheCosmosWand: you know what who won this argument pyke
  1004. TheCosmosWand: you be the judge who has the bigger brain
  1005. º Corvus º: dont even ask him
  1006. º Corvus º: jus
  1007. º Corvus º: u won
  1008. º Corvus º: ok
  1009. º Corvus º: ur brain
  1010. º Corvus º: boom
  1011. º Corvus º: gigantesco
  1012. TheCosmosWand: nah coming from a 3 iq brainlet that mean nothing
  1013. TheCosmosWand: i want a spectators opinion not your shitty fucking preschool one
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