The below is a parody of Taio Cruz' song "Dynamite."

I clicked on spam, spam, spam, spam,
Was on Facebook 'cause that's my plans, plans, plans, plans,
I'm wearing zero pairs of pants, pants, pants, pants:
Status update for all my friends, friends, friends, friends.
Yeah, yeah.

But it loads on and on and on,
And it loads on and on and on, yeah,

I throw my laptop down the stairs sometimes,
Saying ay-oh, fuckin' screen froze.
I want my PC safe and sound at night,
Saying ay-oh, it won't run slow,
'Cause we gon' fix these bugs,
We gon' scan all night,
We gon' surf the Web,
'Cause of Malwarebytes.
'Cause Norton's a dunce,
Now Avast's not nice,
We can surf the Web,
'Cause of Malwarebytes,

Finals week soon, soon, soon, soon,
One night until my project's due, due, due, due,
Clicked on a link to get those nudes, nudes, nudes, nudes,
But then my screen just went all blue, blue, blue, blue,
Yeah, yeah,

But it loads on and on and on,
And it loads on and on and on, yeah,

I throw my laptop down the stairs sometimes,
Saying ay-oh, fuckin' screen froze.
I want my PC safe and sound at night,
Saying ay-oh, it won't run slow,
'Cause we gon' fix these bugs,
We gon' scan all night,
We gon' surf the Web,
'Cause of Malwarebytes,
'Cause Norton's a dunce,
Now Avast's not nice,
We can surf the Web,
'Cause of Malwarebytes.

I'm gonna make the call, 'cause
I want easier virus-scanning,
I'll show the world, 'cause
I want scans not resource-demanding,
'Cause I, I, I believe it,
And I, I, I, I should go install,
I should go install,
I'm gonna get my Windows repaired,
Win-Windows repaired,
Get your Windows repaired-aired-aired-aired-aired...

I throw my laptop down the stairs sometimes,
Saying ay-oh, fuckin' screen froze.
I want my PC safe and sound at night,
Saying ay-oh, it won't run slow,
'Cause we gon' fix these bugs,
We gon' scan all night,
We gon' surf the Web,
'Cause of Malwarebytes.
'Cause Norton's a dunce,
Now Avast's not nice,
We can surf the Web,
'Cause of Malwarebytes.