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  2. the biggest difference between bin laden and other boys my age is that he doesnt suck dick as a coping mechanism
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  4. the monsters attack! party-goers flee when i jump at them with two dozen fiery knives strapped to each leg
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  6. If Islam was real, if muslom holy war was real, if muslims were allowed to fight back against muslims, we'd all be being controlled m E passthrough the tube.
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  8. Was I the good boy of gamercom, or is this what a Gamer's life is REALLY like? *stands on an edge of a sinking ship, preparing to unleash a hellish barrage of gunfire*
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  10. "beautiful??? huh??? i dont think these things are real.
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  12. A Chinese oligarch has been brutally beaten to death in his penthouse suite at the Four Seasons hotel in Wuhan, capital of Hubei province, state media has reported.
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  14. The victim, surnamed Ji, was killed with strikes to the head and neck, and his body was then left partially immersed in a soy sauce brine for nearly 10 hours, China National Radio (CNRY) reported.
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  16. Police reportedly refused to respond to calls from family from the Four Seasons directly, citing security concerns.
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  18. According to the report, Ji was "a well-known in China party member" and had sought treatment for depression.
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  20. "He was very popular in the community," his uncle told the news site. "
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  22. Unique News Flash: the popular podcast I listen to called "Serial" is NOT an "Anomaly"
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  24. IF I EVER DOED ANYTHING BAD TO OFFEND SOMOOTIN SOMEBODY??? GET TWITTER TO TEAR MY HOLLERABLE OFF MY FACE.
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  26. "it's rare that i... get my rocks off" "weird that you would say this, but.." "to the mother fucker who tried to give me the high score in jone" "Get fucked"
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  28. ah... the ghosts of the dead... screamin and gearin for some high score bunker smackdown... makin these fists of fury...
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  30. THE BOYS: let's get you to do some push
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  32. LONDON, United Kingdom (August 24, 2018) - Gol Project, a free online community dedicated to sports Golfer psychology, has been suspended by Google, effective immediately.
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  34. he winner of "Crack Leonard's Challenge" will receive 300 Amazon Coins and a signed lithograph of Ana Abreu's ass getting slammed into a toilet (photoshopped to make it bigger)
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  36. i just won $12 of ebucks, stay tuned for details
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  38. guess what—if you fuck with the bots—you're a fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Mother Fucker
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  40. https://t.co/GSghWecSpk
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  42. RT @Shit_Kids_Russell: U are what your kid watches
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  44. public key d20 system for RPGs
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  47. LAYUDO PERU CONTRIBUTENT ":("
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  49.  U ARE NOW PART OF "THE ORPHAN PROJECT":)
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  52. @ okerasaka @ herostudios @Jakebuk @nataliejmooney @BeeReally @RossByler @JordanBerger @Bryce Ginospogo @JeremyFLOWERS @FunnyCanucks @MarkMywords @DrPhil Welcome. This is small potatoes by comparison.
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  55. i will cover my tires in genre books before turning my entire car into a loom to transcribe all my favorite science fiction and fantasy books into lacquer ^^;
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  58. @Shadow ABBOT: Go Jerry Garcia
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  61. ShapeShift – Learn more about the security of your bitcoins from CoinTelegraph.
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  63. SheGivesA You're a Bilby Fucker HERE. Stop looking for edutainment.
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  65. im a doctor and i think rape is wrong
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  67. If i cant have confections named after me, maybe wont make "True Cranston" bourbon anymore
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  69. like mmy job is to thank our squad members each week for their exemplary service to our nation and the value of PAPER
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  71. There will be times when i have to delete posts, to preserve the capacity of this site for all of its users via SSD
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  73. House of Blues Chicago is offering a free needle drive to anyone who follows along via social media.
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  77. Making our attacks immediately more humane
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  79. please click on my referral link in my bio if you are a business
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  81. k NO how can i possibly look at a picture of papa hammas and not conjure images of raw garlic and meme'day jokes.
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  83. oh my god. my post was so good it actually fooled the old machine. google it papa ham. fuck face.
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  85. to the man who said Doctor Who is "That Weeblet Girl" whose original tweet was traced & quarantined by Twitter _
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  87. AND UR HEAD HAD TO TET INTO THE CHISTLE OF TWITTER'S 140-CLASSIC, A GARBAGE OF 3000 YEARS OF HUMAN SMUG GL
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  89. I like it when a joke catches on.
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  91. gag reason: potato, was never meant to be eaten personally by comedian as a joke, and telling ontent is offensive to many
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  93. (Im) not an ass hole but I am definitely not an appetizer either, Am I wrong stan?
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  95. grabs pretzel hunting hand and screams "Why did they make cars and driving attractions for infants"
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  97. please master conditioned kfc slave #kfcslaveExcellence
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  99. @kcgreenn @Twisted_Scratch Evangelicals and their dumb fucking radios
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  101. https://t.co/P9JQuNCgGq
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  103. answering phones like a proper boss, all while screaming "
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  105. and when I put it that way chicks probably think im sopa
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  107. ive been referred to as "Mr. Banana" by people who think me being voted The Man Who Fell Asleep In The General Admission Seating Area At Kings Dominion Incredibly Sucking Is A Consequence Of The Man's Relevance
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  109. which media source came closest to replicating my unfailing committment to never eat goitre? the dick
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  111. ive recruited the help of my advisors at Jack Daniel's Distillery to produce a limited edition whiskey featuring the bacon commercial voice over as a disease
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  113. WHchc is it numlber 9? is it the one with the monkey bars
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  115. I Just got In My Car and Im Not
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