This is a story about someone named Annie Christmas.

She lived in a town in Louisiana. She was 300 pounds and 6<nowiki>' 8''.  She could drink and fight. She had a curly black mustache. She was famous by the river she lived near. She was madly in love with Charlie, a wild gambling man. But ol'</nowiki> Charlie never even noticed her. She had an idea though.

She had a necklace. A very special necklace. It had a bead for every ear and nose she had bitten off when she fought every man who ever did her wrong. The necklace was already thirty feet long. It proved to Charlie that she was tough and reckless. Charlie noticed her at last. He was impressed. He was even in love!

They got married after a while. About a year later, she birthed a dozen baby boys at once. Before they were six, they were 7<nowiki>'4''</nowiki>. They were giants. They would always carry Miss Annie on their shoulders as if she were a prize from a claw machine.

One day, Charlie went to the gambling hall and he started to play on the roulette wheel. With a quarter on the red and his head in his hands, as he watched carefully, he kept winning. He kept winning while staring very close at his wins. Old Charlie never moved, he just let his money ride. He won sixteen times before they found out he was dead.

The whole time....what a wonder....he was dead but...still a winner! Imagine the shock and the stunning loss of pride for the house had been losing to a dead man!

When miss Annie found out she put a gun to her head, she was devastated! It was loaded with sixteen bullets! She was all dressed in black, she had her necklace on. She took a deep breath and fired the sixteen bullets.

Her sons put her in a coffin then they put it in a hearse. It was drawn by sixteen horses. Then they all got on a barge and they drifted out to sea. To see a fallen angel, whose fall was over.

A fallen angel, with a moustache