frogman0Today at 7:12 AM
im real now
knightlyLixietaur (still broken)Today at 7:13 AM
I am a myth
a figment
a legend
frogman0Today at 7:13 AM
my dream
knightlyLixietaur (still broken)Today at 7:13 AM
one day, you will drinki at the bar, and some fresh-eyed young history major will ask if you really knew the young lixie
frogman0Today at 7:14 AM
(i love this part)
knightlyLixietaur (still broken)Today at 7:14 AM
and you will laugh. take a drag on your sci-fi vape stick (macho raspberry flavor)
and say "I thought I did, kid. I thought I did."
UberphishToday at 7:15 AM
"Oh, yes, definitely. Lemme tell you, for all of the talk of the Great and Powerful Lixie, it all comes down to one thing: Hot damn you should have SEEN the smut she cranked out!"
knightlyLixietaur (still broken)Today at 7:16 AM
h-hey! Im trying to cultivate some film noir mysteryin here! D=
UberphishToday at 7:17 AM
It is too late. For we have seen thine true face.
knightlyLixietaur (still broken)Today at 7:17 AM
at least be an informant in the fog-drenched alleyways, the mist glowing with the rainbow colors of the countless neon signs on the buildings above, as you cut to the heart of the conspiracy with this honest truthseeker, before a laser-bullet cauterises a hole through your throat
UberphishToday at 7:18 AM
The grizzled dude living out of a refrigerator box underneath the hover-monorail line. The last source of truth in a trail gone cold... Just no truth that's actually helpful to the situation at hand.
knightlyLixietaur (still broken)Today at 7:19 AM
much better
I appreciate your respect for the aesthetic
UberphishToday at 7:20 AM
"Not useful? Bah, when you've hit your next dead end, and you just need to rub one out to clear your head, you'll come crawlin' back... with cash, preferably. I got thumb drives. Them fancy computers up top still have USB ports, don't they? ...Don't they?"
knightlyLixietaur (still broken)Today at 7:21 AM
heeeeeeeeeeeee
UberphishToday at 7:21 AM
In the explosion of the final confrontation, the bloodied remnants of a crushed refrigerator box will be seen peeking out from beneath the rubble. An easter egg of a sad story arc that started at the bottom and found a way to drill deeper...
knightlyLixietaur (still broken)Today at 7:22 AM
oh no!
UberphishToday at 7:24 AM
Post-credits sequence: Fade in from black on a gnarled hand poking out amidst a bramble of fiber-optic rebar, a single flash drive clenched tightly in its fingers. Street urchins sifting through the debris for salvage pry it from the rigorous grip, looking at it in a mix of awe and confusion.

The legends will live on.
knightlyLixietaur (still broken)Today at 7:24 AM
snorts
glorious
...I hink in the forming plotline in my head, they end up buying the porn in hope of finding insight into my thoughts when I vanished
UberphishToday at 7:28 AM
Ah, but of course it will have to be destroyed somehow, to lend the poor bum's death and the subsequent rediscovery of his cache any narrative weight!
knightlyLixietaur (still broken)Today at 7:28 AM
of course :P
UberphishToday at 7:28 AM
The question becomes: Before or after they look at it?
knightlyLixietaur (still broken)Today at 7:29 AM
they look at one story, learning a shred of a clue, then its destroyed before they learn more
Im jujst imagining a post credits scene where frog gets amessage, buried ikn an old chat program from forty years and twelve operatingsystems ago
it just reads "hey fraig wanna aram? there;s like 200 new champs I gotta try"