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NeoVegelion 1.0: You Can't (Not) Fail

Bigwood Sep 4th, 2016 (edited) 97 Never
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  1. [17:37:50] <@Firespitter> The year is 2030 in the city of Neo Vegas: A city that despite being in the worst place for one has managed to become self sustainable due to the help of NERV.  NERV is publically known as a peacekeeping organization within American soil supported by the UN and overseen by both Russians and Americans. However this viewpoint was about to be changed. A certain turqoise haired girl was waiting
  2. [17:37:50] <@Firespitter> on a briefing room overlooking her own giant robot.
  3. [17:38:27] <Nixie> Do they allow smoking in there?
  4. [17:39:57] * Nixie is totes cross-legged and groaning, then. "Yeah," a mutter to herself. "It just had to be pink, didn't it."
  5. [17:40:05] <@Firespitter> A certain other girl was being moved to the same room, guided by the current operations director of for the Evangelions. Miyako just arrived from a 10 hour trip from a secret testing installation.
  6. [17:42:12] <@Firespitter> The door opens and in walk the girl and a man in his late 30's walk in, "Miyako please take a seat besides Nikki." He then goes to stand at a podium at the front of the briefing room. "Get to know each other while I ready my material.
  7. [17:42:14] <@Firespitter> "
  8. [17:42:54] <Date_Miyako> Humming some sorta tune, like it was anything but a top secret/military situation, the Neo-Spartan walks in with a smile, sits down, and, noticing the other girl, waves. "Hey there! You here for the thing, too? My name's Miyako Date."
  9. [17:44:28] <Nixie> "WHAAAAAAT?  You don't know m- I-I mean, hi!"  Nikki coughs.  "Nikki.  The one you've probably seeno n TV. Uh... hey, we're not being filmed, right?"
  10. [17:44:42] * Nixie looks around for cameras.
  11. [17:47:54] <Date_Miyako> Miyako... also follows suit, looking around the room! "Uh... TV? I usually watch like, Taker Robo, and Joltes V when I do watch TV, but personally, I think the mangas were better for them. But nice to meet ya, Nikki!" She would offer a hand to the blue-hair girl.
  12. [17:49:00] <Nixie> But Nikki would just look at the hand in disgust.  "Yeah, no thanks.  Sorry, but you sound like you got some kinda brain disease, and I don't wanna catch it.  Save it for when we need to look good in front of the cameras, 'kay?"
  13. [17:49:44] <Nixie> "Sheesh, can't light up in here AND I'm gonna work with this dweeb.  Some day this is."
  14. [17:52:04] <@Firespitter> The man, Ahems to get your attention,"I am Major Anderson, Operations director for the Vegas NERV branch." The major says, he has a haircut that falls barely within military regulations and looks like he could bench press both of you at the same time.  His short blonde hair looks brighter than usual under the bright LED light and his impressive golden mustache takes your attention.
  15. [17:52:04] <@Firespitter> "Miss Nikki, as you're aware we haven't been doing activation tests for your Eva due to the political red tape involved with dealing with your sponsors, that's been lifted, you will start those tests today." He looks towards Miyako. "We will begin working on team simualtions with data from A-02 when we're done, as you're used to."
  16. [17:52:58] <@Firespitter> "Any questions?"
  17. [17:53:08] <Nixie> "Yes, sir," the idol gives a half-assed salute, perhaps as if bored.  As if to add injury to insult she's looking at her nails the whole time too.
  18. [17:54:22] <Date_Miyako> rip good start "Aw... alright, then. We'll be a great team, though! I know-" She immediately faces to the old man at the front. Seems like she was used to standing to attention! "Understood, sir! One question, though. What's the name of Nikki's unit?"
  19. [17:54:59] <Nixie> "What, like, name-name?  They have those?"
  20. [17:55:36] <@Firespitter> Major Anderson narrows his eyes at the lack of discipline from Nikki's part but ignores it, she's just a kid, a spoiled one but still a kid. "Nikki's unit is 'Unit 01' we don't assign special names to the robots."
  21. [17:56:23] <Nixie> "Phew.  Thanks, thought I was missing something for a sec there."  She lets out a sigh.  "Yeah, it's just Unit 01."
  22. [17:56:56] <Date_Miyako> Miyako gives the other girl an incredulous look, then faces back to Major Anderson, nodding. "Ah, thank you for the clarification, sir."
  23. [17:56:59] <Nixie> "Guess I have one, though: When do we go live?"
  24. [17:59:13] <@Firespitter> "Live?" The Major raises an eyebrow, "If you mean by deploy we will have you deploy in the case of an emergency. Miss Date, can you tell us in what kind of simulations have you gone through up until now?"  He turns to Miyako.
  25. [18:02:05] <Nixie> "Hmm, so you don't know yet.  Gotcha.  Need to make sure I'm ready when the cameras are on," it's hard to tell if she REALLY doesn't know shit or is just being prissy to be prissy.  "I already got my hair done thinking this was gonna be a big deal, too."
  26. [18:03:29] <Date_Miyako> The brown-haired girl... places a finger on her lower lip thoughtfully, remembering each one of them to her best effort. "Well... I've gone through the one where like, five Angels got me at once, and I couldn't combine in time. Kinda failed that one! They all used drills, I think. It was scaaary."
  27. [18:03:45] <@Firespitter> The major narrows his eyes even more at Nikki
  28. [18:03:56] * Nixie smirks back.
  29. [18:06:52] <@Firespitter> "Miss Nikki, you will be fighting the the kind of beings that took a sustained nuclear bombardment to defeat." He says flatly, "And we will train you to win. That's not something that you'd want to be filmed doing, trust me."
  30. [18:07:28] <@Firespitter> "Besides from what I've been told the fluid you have submerge yourself in makes a number on your hair."
  31. [18:08:36] * Date_Miyako looks up to her own, unremarkable, hair
  32. [18:09:08] <Nixie> "Yeah, yeah, I know," Nikki spreads her nails out.  "Lighten up, it was just a joke!  Well... I mean, I do wanna show off in the robot sometime.  But whatever, I was signed up for what I was signed up for."
  33. [18:09:21] <Nixie> "... And don't remind me about that stuff, I already heard it.  Ugh."
  34. [18:11:21] <@Firespitter> "Well, thats good to hear! Because your activation test is in thirty minutes!" He says joyfully, "Thats why the meeting was so close to your Eva. So suit up!"
  35. [18:12:26] <Date_Miyako> "Ooh! Awesooome!" Miyako jumps up out of her seat in excitement. "Can I watch, can I watch, can I watch?"
  36. [18:13:20] * Nixie shivers a bit. "Well. Better than more WAITING."
  37. [18:13:29] <@Firespitter> ------------
  38. [18:14:16] <@Firespitter> It was not an enjoyable experience for Nikki.
  39. [18:14:20] <@Firespitter> ------------
  40. [18:14:25] <Nixie> REMOVE TANG
  41. [18:16:01] <@Firespitter> "I tought you would have used more permament dye given your line of work." Major Anderson says flatly. "Well its good that everything went along smoothly."
  42. [18:18:58] <Date_Miyako> "Oh, her hair isn't naturally that way...?" Yes, Miyako, not everyone follows anime hair rules.
  43. [18:21:37] <@Firespitter> "No one has hair like that naturally." He sighs, wondering if the program Miyako came from was actually up to par. "I think she's going to be spending much more on dye."
  44. [18:22:15] * Nixie shivers a TON. "Yeesh, maybe someone could've TOLD me we'd be in that... that... stuff?"
  45. [18:23:07] <Nixie> "... I mean, you did.  But I thought it'd be more..." Nikki weaves a hand through a strand of black hair, sighing.  "Whatever."
  46. [18:23:23] <Date_Miyako> "It gets better, once you get used to it!" Give or take a few dozen times, of course. "Or you could not use hair dye."
  47. [18:23:33] <@Firespitter> "You'll get used to it, Just look at miss Date."
  48. [18:23:53] <Nixie> "If I had it that color all the time, I'd be getting tackled on the street.  Minor setback I guess, I'll just save the dye for shows."
  49. [18:24:01] * Nixie looks at Miss Date.
  50. [18:24:03] * Nixie looks back.
  51. [18:24:05] * Nixie looks at Miss Date.
  52. [18:24:07] * Nixie looks back.
  53. [18:24:10] <Nixie> Nobody's on a horse.
  54. [18:24:14] <Nixie> "Next?"
  55. [18:25:13] <Date_Miyako> ... what horse? Miyako looks at Nikki once, then shrugs.
  56. [18:26:31] <@Firespitter> "We have another pilot but she's currently recovering from major surgery.  So you two will have to do for now." Major Anderson shrugs, he hasn't met Emily yet but what he's heard makes it seem like she'd a handful on her own.
  57. [18:26:43] <@Firespitter> "No visitors unfortunately."
  58. [18:27:13] <Nixie> Nikki smiles a muted, sly smirk.  "I seeeeee."
  59. [18:27:39] <Nixie> A blimp with FORESHADOWING on it may or may not pass by in the background.
  60. [18:27:42] <Nixie> (it doesn't)
  61. [18:28:10] <Date_Miyako> Oh, okay. That works with her. Still, she kinda wants to go see the city. "Oh, okay! So it's just Nikki and I~"
  62. [18:29:59] * Nixie gasps in impressed shock. "Oh, so they DID teach you basic English! I was ready to hork at the first 'Me and Nikki.' Good for you."
  63. [18:31:12] <Nixie> "S'k though."  Yes it actually sounds like that.  "I could probably do it all by myself, buuuut now that my hair's all screwed up- EEEEEEEEEK!   It ruined my nails too!!  What the FUCK?"
  64. [18:31:25] <@Firespitter> "Well I guess that's it for today, get to the showers Miss Nikki and tomorrow we'll get started with team sim-" Thats when his phone rings, "Shit gotta take this." He turns his back on the girls and begins talking.
  65. [18:31:37] <Date_Miyako> "Heeey, I may have gotten into Zero to Hero at the age of 5, but even I know basic English!" Miyako pouts.
  66. [18:32:04] <@Firespitter> "Yes sir she just finished the activation, yes sir it was a success."
  67. [18:32:59] <Nixie> "Yeah, whatev."  Nikki groans and sliiiiinks over closer to Miyako's ear.  "So, at least you're a girl.  Whatcha think of this guy?  Rating 1-10?"
  68. [18:33:09] <Nixie> "I dig the 'stache but wouldn't tell him to his face."
  69. [18:33:40] <@Firespitter> "You're serious? But she hasn't gotten any training yet and we have, yes of course but..."
  70. [18:34:31] <Nixie> "Good bod too.  Wonder if he was in the Navy SEALs or something."
  71. [18:35:08] <Date_Miyako> "Hm..." The child looks at the man, like she was searching for major details. "I think he's a solid 7, but might be because he looks super-cool. Not too into him, though!"
  72. [18:35:55] <@Firespitter> He pauses for a moment "I understand, I just didn't expect it to happen at all."  He hangs up and sighs.
  73. [18:36:07] <Nixie> "Ooh, that's about what I'd say too.  Well whaddaya know, my opinion of you just went up a little."  [approval sfx]
  74. [18:36:51] <Nixie> "... Still don't want you to get germs on me though."
  75. [18:37:15] <Date_Miyako> Aaaaaa, she likes her now! Wait no, only a little- o-oh rip "... I wonder what he's talking about, though."
  76. [18:37:50] * Nixie slinks around behind Miyako and then gives her a very slight push forward. "Why don'tcha ask him? Don't you know guys like talking about themselves? Curious girls are the IN thing."
  77. [18:37:52] <@Firespitter> "Okay girls, something has come up so we're putting you on standby. Miyako, get in your suit and wait beside your eva. Nikki, you said you wanted to go live? Today is the day." He sounds serious, his voice trembles a bit.
  78. [18:38:01] <Nixie> "StandWHAT"
  79. [18:38:05] <Nixie> "LiWHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
  80. [18:39:40] <Date_Miyako> Miyako stands to attention, saluting. "Understood, sir!" She heads off, to suit up and defeat da angerus!
  81. [18:39:49] <@Firespitter> 5 HOUR LATER
  82. [18:40:54] * Nixie sulks in the sea of Tang.
  83. [18:43:26] <Nixie> "I spy..." [shitposting over mic intensifies] "Something orange!"
  84. [18:43:36] <@Firespitter> "Alright girls, six hours ago we detected an unkown coming out of the se Sea of Cortez and making a beeline towards Vegas aka us." He talks into the microphone for the girls to hear. He's gripping the headset tight to his head.
  85. [18:44:11] * Nixie srses up. "Oh... shit."
  86. [18:44:22] <@Firespitter> "Here's an image."
  87. [18:44:27] <Date_Miyako> "So, what gives with the hair? Zero to Hero doesn't let us in on most news, unless it's- Oh, alright. Let's EVA-In!"
  88. [18:44:40] <@Firespitter> A giant with obsidian colored skin and bones portruding from all over its body making an innefectivearmor but an intimidating visage. Its bulky arms stretch beyond its legs as it drags them throughout the landscape. Its muscles twitch disturbingly at random intervals and its head recessed under its enormous muscles, with a beaked mask made out of bone the only thing visible.
  89. [18:45:22] <@Firespitter> (Iadiel, the hand of god)
  90. [18:45:59] <Nixie> "Wh..."  The singer's voice and tone visibly change.  "What the hell IS that thing?"
  91. [18:46:43] <Date_Miyako> "Oh, man, that's DEFINITELY a thing to take out!" Miyako just casually nods along, smiling like it's a mecha anime. "Let's... fight this together, Nikki!"
  92. [18:47:10] <Nixie> "I'm... gonna be sick just looking at it.  You want us to FIGHT it?"
  93. [18:48:17] <@Firespitter> "The enemy. Unlike the one 15 years ago, we are ready for this one."
  94. [18:49:36] <Date_Miyako> "Yeah! That's what we gotta do, as defenders of Earth!" Miyako makes punching motions in the Tang.
  95. [18:50:07] <Nixie> "..."
  96. [18:50:37] <Nixie> A lengthy pause.  "Well, it's too late to back out now, huh."
  97. [18:56:44] <@Firespitter> "The angel has arrived at the designated postion." One of the bridge bunnies says
  98. [18:57:07] <@Firespitter> "Okay, launch unit 00 and unit 01!" Major Anderson yells.
  99. [18:57:10] <Nixie> "Angel..."  Nikki bites her lip.
  100. [18:57:56] <Date_Miyako> "This is it... first time, real deal," Deeeeeeeeeep breath here. Deeeeep breaths. "Let's do this!"
  101. [18:58:08] <Nixie> "S-So you're really eager to fight, huh?"  There's a certain twitch in her voice.  "C... C'mon, let's go."  Slowly but surely, the pink/silver eva with an hourglass figure begins to reach out to hold hands, contrary to Nikki's former self.
  102. [18:58:49] <Nixie> oh sorry
  103. [18:58:53] <Nixie> I mean 1,1hold hands
  104. [18:58:56] <Nixie> i forgot this is a PG channel
  105. [19:01:39] <Date_Miyako> "Yeah, let's," Nodding, Miyako could see that Nikki was willing to cooperate this time! Her Eva would accept the hand. She'd also hit up the Magi for information during this, as well!
  106. [19:02:44] <Nixie> "Okay... I know how to move this thing.  I know how to move this thing."  She repeats over and over, almost as if hyperventilating.  "C'mon, move those damn legs!"
  107. [19:03:56] <@Firespitter> Both pilots launch and see the angel is working in their directions when they finally reach the surface.
  108. [19:04:44] <@Firespitter> "MAGI analysis indicates that the target's AT field is stronger than anticipated (Has ATP+1)
  109. [19:04:46] <@Firespitter> "
  110. [19:05:24] <Nixie> "I don't understand any of this stuff, dammit!  But if you want us to fight... FINE, we'll fight!"
  111. [19:05:37] <Nixie> The eva's legs start to move, breaking into a full sprint dragging the other one along with it.
  112. [19:06:42] <Date_Miyako> "That's the spirit, Nikki- Whoaaaugh!" She's... dragged along. Whew.
  113. [19:07:31] <Nixie> "And.... GO!"  Suddenly, the eva lets go and slinks behind Miyako's, just like earlier.  With not a single word, she SHOVES the whole giant robot forward into combat.
  114. [19:07:45] <Nixie> It's a rude shove and doesn't account for her weight at all, knocking her facefirst into the ground.
  115. [19:07:53] <Nixie> "Uh... oopsies!"
  116. [19:08:23] <Date_Miyako> "H-hey, aren't you going a little too fast, Nikki- Augheauah!" The EVA eats the ground. RIP effort. "You tried. I'll take them on for now. Don't worry about me, Nikki!"
  117. [19:11:50] <Nixie> "... You're too trusting.  If you act like that, you're gonna d- w-wait, what's it doing?"
  118. [19:12:57] <@Firespitter> The angel immediately charges against the enemy that he considers a current threat, the one that's still standing up. With unprecedented speed it charges towards Unit 01 and tries to uppercut it with its massive arm, however due to its awkward momentum it barely misses.
  119. [19:13:31] <Nixie> "A... Aaaah!"  Unit 01 takes a startled step back.  "G-Get away from me, you freak!"
  120. [19:13:34] <@Firespitter> A sonic boom can be hear as its arm rushes past Nikki's head
  121. [19:15:05] <Date_Miyako> "Whoa... Alright, lemme!" Arising, Miyako's unit would cover for Nikki, stabbing with her spear!
  122. [19:17:20] <@Firespitter> The spear misses
  123. [19:18:10] <@Firespitter> The Angel tries to hit Nikki again by slamming its hands down on her eva but Nikki moves out of the way, not even dodging.
  124. [19:18:53] * Nixie steps back. "Aaaah.... r-right! We have guns, right? Where's my gun?"
  125. [19:19:13] <Nixie> Break engagement, aaaaaaand...
  126. [19:20:12] <Nixie> The eva steps onto the street, and whips out the HEM repeater.  Without even looking at the target, she frantically pulls the trigger.
  127. [19:22:01] <Nixie> "Hit it already!  Come on, hitithitithitit!"  If the NERVfolk can see Nikki's face, her eyes are clamped shut.
  128. [19:22:28] <@Firespitter> The Angel's AT field stops the attack, making a hexagonal orange shape with brighter areas showing where the radiation is the strongest. (+8 soft)
  129. [19:27:19] <@Firespitter> The angel puunches Unit 00 in the gut, cracking armor and bludgeoning the flesh underneath, blood starts puring out from beneath the Eva's head armor.
  130. [19:27:46] <Nixie> "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"
  131. [19:28:11] <Date_Miyako> "They've got a Gravity Territory, too..." Was this actual battle? Miyako, for once, felt afrai- OH GOD THAT HURT "Guh! That... didn't feel so good. We can do this, though!"
  132. [19:28:43] <Nixie> "What?  You're ALIVE after that!"
  133. [19:30:11] <Date_Miyako> "I could feel a little better, though!" She goes for a quick stab!
  134. [19:30:59] <@Firespitter> THe attack is once again stopped by the AT field, the spear stops on its tracks before it even hits the angel
  135. [19:30:59] <Date_Miyako> ... a-and holds out her shield after. She has one of those!
  136. [19:32:16] <@Firespitter> The angel goes for a cross counter but its arm passes over Unit 00's shoulder. The angel takes a step bacck and reasses the situation.
  137. [19:32:33] <Nixie> Reassesses.
  138. [19:32:59] <Date_Miyako> Yeah, re-ass your existence, mister Angel.
  139. [19:36:00] * Nixie takes a deep breath and goes pewpew again.
  140. [19:38:12] <Nixie> The shot goes wild, and shrieking like the diva she is, Nikki maneuvers Unit 01 to cower in place.
  141. [19:42:52] <@Firespitter> THe shot hits a few houses, caporizing them in an instant
  142. [19:43:08] <@Firespitter> The angel punches Myako again in the gut
  143. [19:44:32] <Date_Miyako> "Grah! No..." Eyes widening, Miyako nearly goes limp, but manages to keep conscious for now. Her EVA crumples to the ground, though! FADC, man.
  144. [19:45:18] * Nixie splits in half mentally. One half grins evilly at the idea that it's focusing on Miyako, leaving the prissy little princess herself safe and unharmed. The other is about to vomit at the sight of the-- oop, there it goes.
  145. [19:45:24] <Nixie> HORK
  146. [19:47:21] <Date_Miyako> She... gets up once more! "I'm... alright, Nikki. You can do this! I... know you can." Voice is kinda shaky there! She'll keep her eyes on the Angel for now! Miyako won't let her guard down.
  147. [19:47:36] <Nixie> "What the hell are you saying, you dolt?!  We just met!"
  148. [19:47:53] <Nixie> "oh god i can taste my own puke what the fuck"
  149. [19:48:42] <@Firespitter> The Angel tries to get Miyako
  150. [19:49:06] <Nixie> "Hey, you!"  Nikki screams violently.  "Assholes sitting all comfy back at the base!  Can someone help me out here?  I don't have a single clue in fuck where I'm supposed to shoot!"
  151. [19:49:13] <Nixie> beep boop let's get some aimin' up in here
  152. [19:49:15] <Date_Miyako> "Believing in others... isn't that what you're used to doing?!" That swing's gon' get blocked, Noodliel. No sold.
  153. [19:49:17] <@Firespitter> 's shield arm only to be parried by the girl's quick reactions. The shield is straining under the assault and it not certain how long it will last
  154. [19:51:13] <Nixie> "RAAAAAAAAAAH!"  Nikki just trusts the others to help with the aiming and rapidfires straight at Noodiel and its spaghetti.
  155. [19:53:42] <Nixie> 1,1noodle status: cooked
  156. [19:54:19] <Nixie> too bad that pasta ain't boiling yet
  157. [19:54:44] <Date_Miyako> help i have too much sauce on me
  158. [19:55:05] <Date_Miyako> knees weak
  159. [19:55:08] <Date_Miyako> arms are heavy
  160. [19:55:18] <Nixie> least they ain't linguine
  161. [19:56:29] <@Firespitter> The Maser gun was to much for the Angel to handle and it screams out in a high pitched screech of pain as its body is heavily burnt by the energy barrage. Its eyes turn to Nikky in fury even as its body slowly smolders away.
  162. [19:57:23] * Nixie opens an eye. ".... Don't look at me like that."
  163. [19:58:30] <@Firespitter> The Angel makes a beeline towards Nikki, fury in its eyes.
  164. [19:58:46] <Nixie> "A-Actually don't look at me AT ALL."
  165. [20:00:57] <Date_Miyako> "I'm here to help!" Miyako's Eva pursues the Angeru, but not in time! Was this the truth she was looking for?
  166. [20:04:42] <Nixie> "It... missed?"  Nini watches the noodles pass by, and didn't pay enough attention to know what the umbilical cable actually does.
  167. [20:04:47] <@Firespitter> The Angel shoves Nikkis Eva to the side and punches it on the back in an attempt to break its spine, it hurts like hell but fortunately the Umbilical absorbed the hit, on the downside
  168. [20:05:00] <@Firespitter> Nikki is now on batty power.
  169. [20:05:04] <Nixie> "... No it dDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
  170. [20:05:32] <@Firespitter> Alarms pop with a timer going down quickly, counting 5 minutes.
  171. [20:05:41] <Nixie> "Oh god... gotta run away."
  172. [20:06:47] * Nixie looks around, and doesn't see any exit. Terrified, she does the logical thing and keeps shooting at the fucker.
  173. [20:08:07] <Nixie> "Get... AWAY FROM ME!"
  174. [20:08:26] <@Firespitter> The angel has regained enough of its AT field to stop Nikki's puny attack. And as if saying "no" it readies another punch
  175. [20:09:31] * Nixie jumps like a fuckin rabbit out of the way. Is that how rabbits jump? Backwards? No?
  176. [20:09:32] <@Firespitter> It strikes as hard as it can against the puny man-made machine
  177. [20:10:58] <Nixie> "Hey!"  Nikki screams at NERV again.  Or whomever, really.  "Isn't there anything you can do to friggin' help us?!"
  178. [20:11:00] <Date_Miyako> "Nikki! Lemme hold this thing off. You go get yourself plugged in at base," This was bad, this was bad, this was bad. Why did they not train more for co-op actions? Sweat began to run down her forehead. Gotta... focus. Gotta focus!
  179. [20:13:52] <Nixie> "Uh... yeah.  Whatever you say."
  180. [20:14:37] <@Firespitter> The angel keeps focusing on Nikki, its hate is palpatable but in its rage it has gotten sloppy, it nicks 01's armor at an odd angle doing no real damage.
  181. [20:14:57] * Nixie takes a slow step back... then another... and then breaks into a FULL sprint. "C'mon, don't follow me, don't follow me..."
  182. [20:16:04] <@Firespitter> "Pilots, don't forget to Neutralize the Angel's AT field"
  183. [20:16:21] <@Firespitter> "Otherwise its going to keep on blocking your attacks!"
  184. [20:16:56] <Date_Miyako> "That's the next part of my plan!" Miyako yells, while hiding at least the last step. "And... after that, it's all down to Nikki."
  185. [20:17:00] <Nixie> "Wow, thanks a lot for the late tutorial, jackass!  Think you could've told us that at the BEGINNING?!"  Of course she toned it out during the briefing.
  186. [20:18:41] <Nixie> "And hey moron, do you think you could rely on YOURSELF instead of hoping other people do everything for you?!"
  187. [20:19:33] <Date_Miyako> Approaching the Angel, Miyako would command her Eva to impose her AT Field over Noodliel! "Yeah, so what! I'm helping you right now, aren't I? I'm doing it myself!"
  188. [20:24:09] * Nixie watches the carnage unfold and gulps. "... If you wanna know something about me..."
  189. [20:24:33] <Nixie> "When I see an opportunity... I take it!"  The trigger finger goes HEAVY YOLO.
  190. [20:26:15] <@Firespitter> The angel gets pissed off at its AT field getting eroded away, ,the target of its fury switches to Miyako who get a knock on the head for her troubles
  191. [20:27:08] <Date_Miyako> "Guh! I... Okay, head's not feeling so well," Owowowowowowseeingstarsherewow.
  192. [20:32:45] <@Firespitter> The Angel swings its arms wide and with a resounding snap Miyako's eva's leg snaps with a tremendous crunch, its still standing but only just barely.
  193. [20:33:56] * Nixie raises the gun. "... Look. I'm not cut out for this."
  194. [20:34:13] <Nixie> "All I wanted was a giant robot that looked cool, you hear me?"
  195. [20:34:29] <Nixie> "So you fuckoffs better hail me with wonder and praise once I save your sorry asses from this... THING!"
  196. [20:34:36] <Nixie> "ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING!"
  197. [20:34:47] <Date_Miyako> The mechafag lets out a shriek of pain, feeling the shock of getting rather un-legged. "Alright... this is not good at all."
  198. [20:37:55] <Nixie> "YOU'RE TELLING M-" and then the power goes out.
  199. [20:49:45] * Nixie leans back in the seat. "So that's it, huh?"
  200. [20:50:09] <Nixie> "Bet you can't even hear me anymore."  A loud sigh.
  201. [20:50:40] <Nixie> "So I'm just kinda... sitting here, watching some weirdo die, and I guess something about the end of the world?  Y'know, I wasn't listening to any of that garbage at all."
  202. [20:50:52] <Nixie> "Oh well.  Might as well do the only thing I know how."
  203. [20:51:22] * Nixie starts testing her voice, singing notes that obunce back and forth.
  204. [20:51:28] <Nixie> "0100101011010100101010110...."
  205. [20:52:08] <@Firespitter> Without LCL being electrolized the notes sound odd and twisted, talking within a liquid is weird.
  206. [20:52:45] <Nixie> The sounds go high and low, but after hearing what they sound like Nikki just grumbles.  "Our to screw even that up, huh?  Stupid Tang."
  207. [20:53:03] <Nixie> "Well, like that's gonna stop me.  Until our planet blows up I'm gonna sing my heart out."
  208. [20:53:15] <Nixie> "Hey, did you know?  All my notes go flat when there's no one around to hear me."
  209. [20:53:44] <Nixie> "Actually, most of the sound tech fakes my whole voice.  I'm just in it for the attention.  I don't even really like singing."
  210. [20:53:51] <Nixie> "But, I don't wanna stop, either."
  211. [20:53:53] * Nixie goes another round.
  212. [20:54:07] <@Firespitter> Besides her voice, everything is completly quiet.  THe flesh outside the entry plug and the thik armor prevents all noise from the outside.  Nikki is completely alone for now
  213. [20:57:24] <Nixie> "Wish YOU could hear me."  Another break in song.  "But you're just a dumb robot."
  214. [20:57:33] <@Firespitter> Nikki's eva's eyes suddenly go active again withh a red glow to them as it stands up from its prone position.  
  215. [20:57:58] <Nixie> "..."
  216. [20:59:17] <@Firespitter> It begins singing the tune Nikki was singing, though the words are even more undescypherable than when Nikki sings them.  She feels something, hard to describe, like being with another.  The song vibrates through the entry plug's walls.
  217. [20:59:36] <Date_Miyako> "Why? Why did this have to..." Tears mix with sweat, but Miyako then realizes that... Nikki's Eva is moving again? "Nikki! What the heck's going on?" Can she even hear her? No, she probably can't.
  218. [21:00:26] <@Firespitter> "Unit 01 has been reactivated!" Miyako han hear through the radio, "We've got no readings from the pilot. It's gone Berserk!"
  219. [21:00:49] <Nixie> "Wh- Hey!  I didn' m- ... wait.  What?"
  220. [21:01:18] <Nixie> "I-Is..." Yeah, Miyako isn't the only one tearing up.  "It's a joke, right?  Someone's just gonna pull me out and spray confetti and say it was all a prank?"
  221. [21:01:26] <Nixie> "Hurry it up already!  This recording is freaking me out!"
  222. [21:01:36] <Date_Miyako> "Ber...serk?" That DOES NOT SOUND GOOD. "Is that a good thing, or a bad thing, HQ?"
  223. [21:01:46] <@Firespitter> As the Eva sings, it charges at the angel with a fury akin to to the one it was shown moments ago.
  224. [21:05:15] <Nixie> "... Nothing?"  Nikki's trembling intensifies hundredfold.
  225. [21:05:36] <@Firespitter> It bodyslams the angel and charges through a set of warehouses where it begins ripping its arms off its sockets and throwing them to the side as it sings a haunting tune which sounds even worse inside the entry plug.
  226. [21:05:49] <Nixie> "Guess... we'll have to make it a duet, then."  Softly, her voice picks up and sings the same toon, no matter how distorted it is.
  227. [21:06:28] * Nixie sings the sorrowful, hateful song as horribly as possible, while shedding tears drowned out by Tang.
  228. [21:07:36] <@Firespitter> The angel, seeing it has no other choice but to turn itself into a living bomb and explodes into a gigantic cross-shaped explosion.  As the dust settles Unit 01's song can be heard among the dust and clouds as it sings towards the sky
  229. [21:12:13] <@Firespitter> It's about an hour until the Eva stops singing its tune, and more time until the pilot is recovered.  Nikki is rushed to the hospital, her wounds are serious, some are external by most are internal.
  230. [21:19:31] <@Firespitter> Though by far the most serious injury was a collapsed lung.
  231. [21:22:13] <@Firespitter> Correction, shattered arm
  232. [21:23:22] <Nixie> O W
  233. [21:23:49] <Date_Miyako> Miyako's definitely going to visit her when she can! Like, ASAP. She's not sure what Nikki did, but Miyako's pretty thankful!
  234.  
  235. Miyako: "This is it... C'mon, let's give it our all!"
  236. Nikki: we're gonna die
  237. Miyako: rolling 3d100
  238. (
  239. 41
  240. +
  241. 2
  242. +
  243. 76
  244. )
  245. = 119
  246. Nikki: rolling 1d100<27 shove!
  247. (
  248. 98
  249. )
  250. = 0 Successes
  251. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d100<55
  252. (
  253. 78
  254. )
  255. = 0 Successes
  256. rolling 1d100<55
  257. (
  258. 70
  259. )
  260. = 0 Successes
  261. Miyako: rolling 1d100<78 Spear attack!
  262. (
  263. 80
  264. )
  265. = 0 Successes
  266. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d100<65
  267. (
  268. 79
  269. )
  270. = 0 Successes
  271. Nikki: amazing
  272. Miyako: truly an eva game
  273. where everyone fails
  274. Firespitter (GM): it trully is
  275. Nikki: rolling 1d100<60 inb4 this ACTUALLY hits
  276. (
  277. 31
  278. )
  279. = 1 Successes
  280. rolling 1d6+3 energy damage
  281. (
  282. 5
  283. )
  284. +3
  285. = 8
  286. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d100<65
  287. (
  288. 16
  289. )
  290. = 1 Successes
  291. rolling 1d6+9
  292. (
  293. 5
  294. )
  295. +9
  296. = 14
  297. rolling 1d6
  298. (
  299. 6
  300. )
  301. = 6
  302. Miyako: rolling 1d100<78 BLITZ ATTACK BOIZ
  303. (
  304. 69
  305. )
  306. = 1 Successes
  307. rolling 1d6+2+4
  308. (
  309. 3
  310. )
  311. +2+4
  312. = 9
  313. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d100<85
  314. (
  315. 93
  316. )
  317. = 0 Successes
  318. Nikki: kek
  319. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d100<65
  320. (
  321. 12
  322. )
  323. = 1 Successes
  324. rolling 1d6+9
  325. (
  326. 5
  327. )
  328. +9
  329. = 14
  330. Miyako: rolling 1d100<78 BLOCK BOIZ
  331. (
  332. 54
  333. )
  334. = 1 Successes
  335. rolling 1d10
  336. (
  337. 5
  338. )
  339. = 5
  340. Nikki: rolling 1d100<60 pew!
  341. (
  342. 100
  343. )
  344. = 0 Successes
  345. Firespitter (GM): dayum
  346. Miyako: GREEN
  347. DUBZ
  348. G R E E N D U B Z
  349. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d100<65
  350. (
  351. 24
  352. )
  353. = 1 Successes
  354. rolling 1d6+9
  355. (
  356. 6
  357. )
  358. +9
  359. = 15
  360. rolling 1d6
  361. (
  362. 3
  363. )
  364. = 3
  365. Miyako: rolling 1d100>25 Stand firm!
  366. (
  367. 40
  368. )
  369. = 1 Successes
  370. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d100<65
  371. (
  372. 42
  373. )
  374. = 1 Successes
  375. Miyako: rolling 1d100>50
  376. (
  377. 14
  378. )
  379. = 0 Successes
  380. rolling 1d10
  381. (
  382. 9
  383. )
  384. = 9
  385. Nikki: rolling 2d100<60 and i'm takin the better one
  386. (
  387. 54
  388. +
  389. 10
  390. )
  391. = 2 Successes
  392. 6/2 burst
  393. rolling 1d6+3+10 BOOM HELLA DAMAGE FAM
  394. (
  395. 3
  396. )
  397. +3+10
  398. = 16
  399. and that's energy of course
  400. rolling 1d10+2 i trust you
  401. (
  402. 5
  403. )
  404. +2
  405. = 7
  406. rolling 1d6 intervals?
  407. (
  408. 6
  409. )
  410. = 6
  411. Firespitter (GM): FLAMMMY
  412. rolling 1d100<65
  413. (
  414. 23
  415. )
  416. = 1 Successes
  417. Nikki: im fukt
  418. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d6+9
  419. (
  420. 5
  421. )
  422. +9
  423. = 14
  424. rolling 1d6
  425. (
  426. 6
  427. )
  428. = 6
  429. Nikki: rolling 1d100<60 point-blank fuckers
  430. (
  431. 32
  432. )
  433. = 1 Successes
  434. rolling 1d6+3 damage
  435. (
  436. 2
  437. )
  438. +3
  439. = 5
  440. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d100<65
  441. (
  442. 45
  443. )
  444. = 1 Successes
  445. rolling 1d6+9
  446. (
  447. 3
  448. )
  449. +9
  450. = 12
  451. Nikki: alright
  452. rolling 1d100<60 not takin that
  453. (
  454. 3
  455. )
  456. = 1 Successes
  457. Miyako: > Guard
  458. > Aim (2)
  459. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d100<65
  460. (
  461. 96
  462. )
  463. = 0 Successes
  464. Nikki: you ready for this?
  465. > Break engagement
  466. > RUN
  467. Miyako: > Neutralize
  468. > Noodliel!
  469. > Guard
  470. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d100<65
  471. (
  472. 9
  473. )
  474. = 1 Successes
  475. Miyako: rolling 1d100<50
  476. (
  477. 55
  478. )
  479. = 0 Successes
  480. LUCK BOIIIIIZ
  481. rolling 1d100<50 can we do it
  482. (
  483. 63
  484. )
  485. = 0 Successes
  486. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d10+9
  487. (
  488. 7
  489. )
  490. +9
  491. = 16
  492. rolling 1d6+9
  493. (
  494. 5
  495. )
  496. +9
  497. = 14
  498. rolling 1d10+2
  499. (
  500. 3
  501. )
  502. +2
  503. = 5
  504. rolling 1d6
  505. (
  506. 6
  507. )
  508. = 6
  509. Nikki: COMPUTERS COMPUTERS
  510. rolling 2d100<60 COME ON BURST FIRE\
  511. (
  512. 73
  513. +
  514. 90
  515. )
  516. = 0 Successes
  517. rolling 1d100 alright, let's use one luck
  518. (
  519. 84
  520. )
  521. = 84
  522. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d100<65
  523. (
  524. 59
  525. )
  526. = 1 Successes
  527. rolling 1d10+9
  528. (
  529. 10
  530. )
  531. +9
  532. = 19
  533. rolling 1d6+9
  534. (
  535. 6
  536. )
  537. +9
  538. = 15
  539. rolling 1d10+3
  540. (
  541. 4
  542. )
  543. +3
  544. = 7
  545. rolling 1d6
  546. (
  547. 5
  548. )
  549. = 5
  550. Nikki: USING ALL THE RESOURCES CAP'N
  551. rolling 2d100<60
  552. (
  553. 75
  554. +
  555. 91
  556. )
  557. = 0 Successes
  558. rolling 1d100<60 and here's my final luck
  559. (
  560. 94
  561. )
  562. = 0 Successes
  563. Firespitter (GM): Flam
  564. Nikki: rolling 1d6 GRAAAAAAAAH
  565. (
  566. 5
  567. )
  568. = 5
  569. rolling 2d6 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  570. (
  571. 4
  572. +
  573. 6
  574. )
  575. = 10
  576. Firespitter (GM): rolling 1d10
  577. (
  578. 3
  579. )
  580. = 3
  581. rolling 1d100
  582. (
  583. 42
  584. )
  585. = 42
  586. collateral
  587. rolling 3d100
  588. (
  589. 57
  590. +
  591. 13
  592. +
  593. 63
  594. )
  595. = 133
  596. A minor celebrity is found dead in the wreckage after the battle. The nation mourns.
  597. Miyako: uhhh
  598. do you mean nikki
  599. Firespitter (GM): Fires spread throughout office district.
  600. Contact with outlying detection systems has been lost. The next Angel shows up one Sector closer to Nerv
  601. HQ than they otherwise would.
  602. rolling 1d100
  603. (
  604. 41
  605. )
  606. = 41
  607. rolling 1d100
  608. (
  609. 1
  610. )
  611. = 1
  612. Fires rage through Nerv HQ! Damage to several systems. -2 Nerv Resources next fight.
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