Behind an employee-only swing door, around three rows of produce storage, a left, a right, and another right, then up a flight of stairs.

"Hey, can you help me find some grapes?"
"Sorry, ma'am. I can't. I'm on my break. [Store] will get fined $10,000 if I'm not up here for 15 full minutes because I'm a minor."
"But....I just want some grapes."

*store manager exits his office* "Grapes are in produce. You know, like in the store? There was also a giant bin of them that you walked past to get up here."
"Why are you SO RUDE??"
"I am a reflection of what I have to deal with. Now kindly get out of the employee-only area, as you aren't allowed up here."
"I'M NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN"
"Oh, no. You couldn't find a branch of grapes if your life depended on it. Now I'll be out all that income of you walking around the store confused."


Store Manager ended up getting transferred because of that. He got replaced by some idiot that barely knew how to operate the staircase. That job gave me my first taste of being hopelessly jaded and being a prick.