I'm sooo sorry for not updating! I'm working really hard on some other cool stories (but I can't tell you about that in case holywood wants to steal my ideas. It's *that* good!

As usually, the fandom characters aren't mine, but everything else is! That includes the unique VERSION of the fandom characters seen in this story.

Enjoy!

Summary:
I suck at writing summaries. Bsides the 'fic isn't that long!

I am Qwack.

I was sitting behind my desk. I felt the tears well up in my eyes . After Our last adventure, I found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and inconsiderate real humans actually were. I stared at a picture of a polar bear. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill me ripping him limb from limb, but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on me when I was at my weakest and darkest moment. When I needed my friends the most.

But there had been one tiny ray of light in this whole . I remembered fondly the day I discovered it. It was a tuesday morning I rememberanced. The memories surfaced before my mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before I well knew it, a single tear welled up in my eyes and trickled down my cheek.
Because even when all my 'friends' betrayed me there was one consistant factor in my life: Daniel.

And I knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings I had for Daniel were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, pure sense and feeling for Daniel.Our relationship would probably only ever be physical.

Alas, I thought to meself hopelessly. Why must they battle? Why must I be destined to destroy Daniel? Can I ever tell Daniel how much Daniel means to me?

If only I could. Then all my pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from Markus (who told him she loved me, only to stab me right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only Daniel and my true feelings for Him.

A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark!

Everyone who looked could see there was a undeniably, ravenous animal attraction between Daniel and Boi.
No one could deny it.
No one except Boi and Daniel, that is.

They seemed blissfully unaware of their attraction to each-other. Unaware of their boundless uncontrollable lust.
Every time they met they didn't show it, but everyone knew. Everyone knew what was really going on between them.

A war of lust.

And everyone knew that it was a unsuitable situation. No one wanted to be dragged into that war.
Something had to be done.Or someone.

Arriving at the mysterious shack, I found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in intestines.

"Be careful" said Boi who as usually was cowardly squatting behind me. (notez: cuz lulz, Boi is such a tool). I carefully manuvred into the shack and on my tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath my feet croaked and I could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the Gay Porn laid. Right there for my taking.

But I was clever. I knew it was a trap!(notez: so obvious lulz!)


So I said to Boi, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe."
And Boi was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"( notez: he so gullablez lulz!)
I slowly paced backwards and let him to do the taking. I knew that if it was a trap, Boi would be triggering it. And then Daniel would get him, but not me. I knew Boi wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for me. He always said that.
But forutnately when Boi grabbed the Gay Porn, nothing happened. Except we were cowardly attacked by ninjas!

They decended into the shack and fired shurikons at us, but we managed the dodge them quite well (by turning sideways).

We defeated them quite quickly, they were no match for us. we smashed their heads in and ripped their clothes off and stabbed them until they stopped moving My blade was serenaded, so it ripped their stomachs open and blood and guts flew everywhere. Then when everything was dead, I licked off the blade erotically.

But now with the Gay Porn in our hands, we could take Daniel straight on!
In the middle of all this, finally,Qwack could stand it no longer.
He found Daniel, and pulled them to one side

"Thats it! its ruining the team. Its clear you cant function while Boi is around!"
"What no! I am fine."
"No. Its very clear. You need to do the Sexy time with them"
Everyone else in the room nodded at this.
"But doing the sexy time with Boi...isn't that..umm...wrong?"
"Oh, sure, its wrong. Very very wrong.
But just because somethings wrong doesn't mean it shouldn't happen does it?"
"No, I suppose not"
Daniel wondered off thinking of the sexy time....how will  introduce the idea to Boi? and would they accept it?
Daniel finally found a moment to pull Boi away from the others, to have a private moment.
"Daniel we have to do it"
"I know, my team told me as well. Apparently our feelings are causing problems for everyone else."
"So we are agreed? We finally let our feelings out of their cages of repression they have been caged in all this time?"
"Yes. For the team"
"No...for us"
Daniel leapt on Boi at that moment.The raging harpies they kept locked up finally unleashed.
Daniel and Boi quickly became a ball of body-partsand blood. Toes, heads and hands all tangled together. Daniel didn't know what bit to focus on, so grabbed a spare chub and dived in.
"More! More! More!" whispered Boi to Daniel.
Their love making was like a sunrise of penis's. Its like they were everywhere - inescapable (not that either of them wanted to escape them).
Things got...messy...from that point on.



Nearby the others occasionally heard screams. But politely ignored it.
This had been coming far too long to ruin it now - and this team bonding was very much needed.
We exited my wheels(A luxery dragon suv with climate control, extra ABS, on green energy sources) and we stood before the place Daniel had been amassing his forces. It was the portal to hell. And finally we got confirmation for what we had been expected all along... Daniel.... was satan!(Also known as Lucyifer, or the moaning star)

But that did not deter me. I could press on and 70 seeing my courage, my friends too found the strenght in themselves to push themselves to the limit for me.

But then we heard a loud noise, like the stamping of feet or like a bad car engine or when they try and make the ground flat enough so they can build a side-walk. All around us, evil demons appeared!

Daniel had us. And I know that what he was going to do with us, it wasn't going to be pretty!or involve much clothing!
or suitable for children!

But then I saw shining wings sprouting from my bottom. Where had once been the golden and silver tattooes, I had wings!(I was upset I lost the tattoos though, it hurt me bad. But I knew sacrifices had to be made)

I spread them out before me and stretched them.There was silence all around as I did so They were at least 4 meters in windspan.

I then turned to Daniel. He gawked in awe at me. It was a power he had not seen before.
"This power," Daniel said, "This power is... I have never... seen... such power."
Even Erika looked in awe at me. And then she said what everyone (including me) had been thinking but didn't dare to say: "You're an... you're an... an..."
"Say it, I said" "Tell the truth, I can take it!" I said as I felt the burning nerves in my body floating in my stomach.
"An Angel," said Daniel in absolute and utter awe. "THis I... I never have seen before"
Boi and Benjamin were just as much in awe. Though with Boi, I knew it was because he just loved me so much. When I looked in his eyes, it was like I was drowing in a puddle of the deepest of colours.  When he takes me every evening, ravages my wheeping cock. And every night he asks me, "Are you truly from heaven" as his twinkie lays there, resting from a long and hard struggle. Now he knew the answer. And deep inside of me, I was happy. Happy that he could finally have me as how I am, not what I pretended to be.

I stretched my wings further and light came from beneath them, engliphing everyone in the syrinic light. The demons had to hide their ugly faces beneath their wings as not to be smitted by the beauty of my light.
Daniel fell down on his knees and raised his arms in prayer: "Oh god, let me live. Let me be a part of the light again."

And I looked down upon him and took out a katana that I had been carrying on my back all this time and with one quick sweep I cut Daniel head clean off. In intimidation, all demons also lost their heads. Before us the portal exploded in rays of light and blue and greens and cyans. It was a wonderous spectacle to behold!

Boi ran into my arms and whispered naughty things in my ear. That was what we were going to do tonight, after we're back and rested a bit. Then he would bang me so deep, his braciole would come out the other side. I was looking forward to it.

Then I was crowned spacecommander of Möllan