FoD BF Policy

Forces of Darkness Boyfriend Policy

To start, none of us have had any boyfriends. We are straight men. So we turned to the only thing we could, our beautiful friend unicorn, Shasta.

1. No bad mouthing or degrading Shasta. She finds this a deal breaker in a relationship. Good vibes only.

2. Shasta loves gumdrops. They are hers, you must understand this. Do NOT steal them.

3. Candy Mountain, is a sacred place. This is where she finds her gumdrops. Do NOT sabotage it in anyway.

4. Shasta also loves hershey bars. Lick them, and you will feel her wrath.

5. Sleeping dragons are harmless. Awake ones are not. Do not wake her friend Genki...

6. Shasta needs a solid eight hours a sleep a day... During this time you do not disturb her...

7. No one... And let me stress, no one tells Shasta what to do. She is independent, and no you can't change this.

8. Anything else just ask. She will do her best to give you mixed vibes, and not call back for 3-4 days.