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  1. Velykyy Tato says "So what happened since I got here late? We gotta start vlogging man."
  2. Velykyy Tato says "Real shit TV ain't gunna get popular over night."
  3. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] asks "So, you are tourists?"
  4. Velykyy Tato asks "I'm Velykyy Tato this is my man Makarov here, we're Real Shit TV. You heard of us?"
  5. 'Makarov' says "Ey', ya got a name? Ya musta heard about us, yo."
  6. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "No, and if you want to survive here you'd rather sell that camera, afford food, water and amunition."
  7. Velykyy Tato says "You know, it weren't filmed right if Tato didn't film it."
  8. Velykyy Tato says "I got three, three gold record music videos filmed on Ukarine charts."
  9. Velykyy Tato asks "You say that man, but with this camera, worth gold, yeah?"
  10. Velykyy Tato says "I get good video, good shots."
  11. Velykyy Tato says "Media buy it up, our channel blows up."
  12. Velykyy Tato says "We get Ad's and shit."
  13. ** [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] Chuckles as man just said that camera is worth gold
  14. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] asks "Haha, worth gold?"
  15. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] asks "Here, it costs maybe...2 grand rubles?"
  16. Player hghanim left the game (Disconnect by user.)
  17. hghanim has disconnected from the server.
  18. Velykyy Tato asks "I told you, filmed three gold record music videos with this Sony, eh?"
  19. Velykyy Tato says "You know, you get the ladies and ya get the rapper he going crazy and stuff."
  20. Velykyy Tato says "You've probably heard the songs I've filmed bro."
  21. 'Makarov' says "Ye good ol' Tato here knows his stuff."
  22. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "I don't care, no."
  23. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "Not at all."
  24. Velykyy Tato says "Man you don't care, but people out there care man, they don't see nothing inside this place."
  25. Velykyy Tato says "But me and my man Makarov, we're going to show em the zone."
  26. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "If you are here, you should know that you need weapons, ammunition and such."
  27. Velykyy Tato says "I know what I need man, we're here for the long haul."
  28. 'Makarov' says "Ye'. We been to them warzones, we know our stuff."
  29. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] asks "Do you know if UKM will see you recording them, they will just shoot you right?"
  30. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "You are tresspassers here."
  31. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "Just like all of us."
  32. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "You both are stalkers now."
  33. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "Congratulations, enjoy dying or living here."
  34. 'Makarov' says "I'm not a retard bro. I know they'll shoot us."
  35. 'Makarov' says "Just don't get shot. It's that easy."
  36. Player Mortem Inc has joined the game
  37. Velykyy Tato says "Man, you so serious, this is life. You aren't figthing in Chechnya against the Federation."
  38. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "Haha, oh foolish stalker."
  39. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "Not only UKM is your enemy here."
  40. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "Bandits, mutants and such."
  41. 'Makarov' says "Those were good times, many views we got from that."
  42. ** Velykyy Tato looked at the man next to him and then back at the guy with the AK before shaking his head, tapping his bro on the shoulder. "Let's go man, this guy isn't worth filming."
  43. Velykyy Tato says "People don't wanna see this."
  44. Velykyy Tato exclaims "You know what they wanna see? They wanna see Makarov!"
  45. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "People want to see two scrubs getting owned by real man."
  46. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "But as you wish."
  47. [|Black leather jacket|Black balaclava...] says "You will learn when one of mutants will make you run 2 miles."
  48. 'Makarov' says "Let's go, yo. A bro of mine showed me a good spot with an awesome view."
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