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  1. Hallway - Day
  2.  
  3. Jose is seen walking through an empty hallway dribling a basketball and listining to his earbuds. Rick runs up to his side and talks while Jose keeps walking
  4.  
  5. Rick
  6. Hey hows it going jose?
  7.  
  8. Jose stops and pulls out one of his earbuds but still doesnt face him.
  9.  
  10. Jose
  11. How many times do I have to tell you Rick? My name is no longer Jose it is...
  12.  
  13. Jose spins to face Rick
  14.  
  15. Jose
  16. Hoops Mcballerson!
  17.  
  18. Rick
  19. Well ok then Mr. McBallerson, I came to ask for your help
  20.  
  21. Jose
  22. Aw man you know Mr. McBallerson is always game. What you need?
  23.  
  24. Rick
  25. You dont already know man? The big film festival is coming up.
  26.  
  27. Jose
  28. (shacking his finger)
  29. Oh I gotcha. You making a movie and you need a star.
  30.  
  31. Rick
  32. Well (pause) Yeah pretty much, or something like it.
  33.  
  34. Jose
  35. Wait, what?
  36.  
  37. Rick
  38. well youll have a good role
  39.  
  40. Jose
  41. ok whatever, but what movie is this anyways that you trying to put me in? <insert funny basketball thing here>
  42.  
  43. Rick
  44. Naw something even better.
  45.  
  46. Jose
  47.  
  48. Yeah? Hit me with it man!
  49.  
  50. Rick
  51. Well... (lowers voice) Its going to be a movie
  52. called (dramatic pause) the golden toilet seat
  53.  
  54. Jose
  55. (pause)
  56. Really man?
  57.  
  58. Rick
  59. Yeah whats wrong with that? I think its great
  60.  
  61. Jose
  62. Ah.. ah whatever. So what are you going to
  63. have me do in this movie? Any bad guys that
  64. need to be dribled past?
  65.  
  66. Rick
  67. naw
  68.  
  69. Jose
  70. Evil henchmen that need to be boxed out?
  71.  
  72. Rick
  73. no
  74.  
  75. Jose
  76. Wait I got it. How about I defeat the evil golden toilet seat by slamdunking on it!
  77.  
  78. Rick
  79. Aw hell no
  80.  
  81. Jose
  82. Then what the hell am I doing in this movie?
  83.  
  84. Rick
  85. Well I need somebody to die first.
  86.  
  87. Jose
  88. Aw man you are not casting Hoops McBallerson just so he could die first.
  89.  
  90. Rick
  91. Aw dont make it sound so bad man,
  92. every- (he interupts himself) Wait here
  93. comes our guy
  94.  
  95. Jose
  96. Who?
  97.  
  98. Rick
  99. The guy whos going to play the main role
  100.  
  101.  
  102. Bob comes into view  walking towards the two and looking very much out of it while sporting a very nice t shirt
  103.  
  104. Bob
  105. ...Sup
  106.  
  107. Jose
  108. Aw no way this is your guy. I mean look at him,
  109. he couldnt act like he cared even if you
  110. kicked him in the nuts.
  111.  
  112. Rick
  113. Yeah his looks are a little off and I have no
  114. idea if he can act or not but hes got
  115. something more than that
  116.  
  117. Jose
  118. yeah?
  119.  
  120. Rick
  121. Well yeah. I mean look at that amazing shirt of his
  122.  
  123. Jose
  124. Aw man you are not chosing this... guy over me just because of a shirt. I could be wearing Bobs shirt right now man
  125.  
  126. Bob
  127. Wow wait a second man. My name isnt Bob anymore.
  128.  I got it changed
  129.  
  130. Jose
  131. Aw you changed your name man? I could respect
  132. that whats your name?
  133.  
  134. Bob
  135. My name is..
  136.  
  137. Bob spins toward the camera
  138.  
  139. Bob
  140. jose
  141.  
  142. Jose
  143. Ah hell no man
  144.  
  145. Rick has to hold Jose back to stop him from running at Bob. Jose struggles for a few second then relaxes
  146.  
  147. Jose
  148. You know what? Im totally coolwith it all now.
  149.  
  150. Rick
  151. So you will do it?
  152.  
  153. Jose
  154. Nope. Im cool with it because you two nut jobs can
  155. go do whatever you want without me
  156.  
  157. Rick
  158. Aw come on dont be like that
  159.  
  160. Jose
  161. No man dont you be like that! Screw you
  162.  guys im going home
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