"You promised me you would always be there."

"Sarah Lynn, this is for your own good. You can't stay here anymore."

"Okie-doke. I guess I'll just move out and find one of the billion people who will let me party at their house."

"Uh, well, you should not do that."

"Oh, I know."

"I know, but I can, so I will."

"I'm at a place right now where I never need to grow as a person or rise to an occasion because I can constantly just surround myself with sycophants and enablers until I die tragically young."

"Wh-What?"

"Yeah, it's pretty much too late for me.
Well, them's the breaks.
Take it sleazy, everybody. :D"