A Very Odd Dream

[Adapted from a Skype conversation]
[I know I should resist hitting enter and that my grammar is horrendous, but I got a little excited typing it]





I had the weirdest dream last night
it jumps around a lot but here's what happened
The first scene, i was walking down a road, and I saw a giant spiderweb covered in spiders
then I saw one dangling in front of my face.
I blew it away
and it swang back to me. I freaked out and dropped on the floor trying to get it off me
a very shiny and oddly shaped spider dropped on the ground
then a scene change
I'm crawling through a passageway and then I got to a room
In the room sat three guys in fursuits
only one of them I recognized (Rixam)
he told me that we were in some sort of duplex thing
except the rooms in the house were attached
the house was enormous
he told me that one of my cats, mitu, wandered into the other person's house and I had to retrieve it
and he told me: Don't put the turtle in the sandwich.
the two others seemed to have regarded it as legit advice.
so I went into the other house via the room connection
turns out
the house belongs to the former owner of my actual house
the kid, Chad Irey, was there, holding Mitu
I took Mitu from Chad
but he jumped out of my arms and ran to the next room
it looked like a giant, fancy bedroom
I didn't want to go in there because I felt as if it would be rude
Chad told me to go ahead
but when I entered into the room
but before that
he told me: Don't put the turtle in the sandwich.
so then now I'm in a room that kind of resembles a test chamber
except it was night time
and an entire wall was open to a slender game-like forest
my mom apparently drives up
but I don't see her
I don't know why, but I had to run from her.
then there was a frame that looked like it was from super mario galaxy, but only for a fraction of a second
so the "test chamber"
it was more or less a one panel dip into the floor
sixteen panels on the floor
the middle four panels
dipped down to a bottomless pit
on one of the ledges that dropped down to the 16 panel floor
there was another passageway
but the thing is
Jeep cars started flying out of it randomly
and landing in the pit
I had to time my jump correctly before I could get up there
or I'd be hit by the cars
I somehow got on the ledge
back pressed to the wall
one of the little exit doors from portal was at the other endd
the green and white jeeps seemed to just come from the wall
when I got closer to the door
it looked more toon like, as if it were inflatable door or something.
Instead of trying to open a door
I turned left
into a toroidal passageway
for some reason
I felt as if no one else could get in there
on the outer portion of the ring
white walls
on the inner portion
double doors every five or so feet
(like you'd see at a stadium)
and when I opened the door
it was a crowded stadium
basketball or something was going on
I looked down to find that I wasn't wearing any pants
I gasped, and ran back into the passageway
then suddenly
I'm climbing out of a trash can from under a counter that's  on the middle tier area of the stadium seating
a tiny dustbin.
I'm wearing pants now, and some reason. I believed that the trashcan was my secret passageway into that toroidal room
(that no one else could go in, despite the double door connection)
so as I'm climbing out of it
The game announcer lady came on the loudspeakers
'we remind you that you can throw trash in any one of the trashcans except that one' *somehow everyone knew she was referring to the one where I was climbing out of*
"and the reason is you shouldn't put the turtle in the sandwich... but you should put the turkey in the trash/"
Everyone else seemed to think it was legit advice. I found it odd, but I didn't think of it as wtf in my dream
I started freaking out because I was afraid people would find out about my secret passageway
so I hurriedly tried to force myself back down the trashbin
and then my mom woke me up for school.
But I wasn't fully aware of my awakeness
and I had two blankets on
(because I really did sleep with my pants off)
and I instinctively slammed my hand down before she could take the second blanket off
though I wasn't even awake yet
it was my slapping of my thigh that fully awoke me
I then told the story to my friend
he couldn't stop laughing at "Don't put the turtle in the sandwich."
That's going to be my new catchphrase
point being:
I did an experiment
I tested whether or not it was one particular soundtrack that gave me trippy dreams.
I went to bed without listening to anything some nights
other nights, a looped version of the  "Love as a Construct" soundtrack
and other nights, a looped version of the "The Future Starts With You" soundtrack
I found
that on EVERY occasion
the nights without the soundtrack, I'd get mild dreams, if I even dreamed at all
the nights with Love as a Construct, I'd get somewhat vivid dreams that I'd remember the next day, but nothing outlandish
and the nights with "The Future Starts With You" gave me the most creepiest, funkiest, and trippiest dreams I've ever had.
Last night the magnitude was increased because I just stopped playing portal and went directly to bed literally 30 seconds later
fell asleep about 5 mins after
then again, I have a lot of portal-themed dreams
but ya
spiders. duplex. furries. cats. owners. test chamber. portal. jeeps. stadium. turtles. sandwiches. turkies.
I am seriously going to make that my catch phrase.
[other person] sounds like normal dream to me given the circumstances
It is as far as magnitude
I never had anything that had that many themes in it at once
and the "don't put the turtle in the sandwich" thing had me giggling the entire day




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A dream by
TeslaCoilGirl, TeslaGirl, Ashpod, whatever you know me by.