The rest of Nato, the united states,

What does the encryption say, hans, he get rekt, Friedrich, it reads friedrish is a bitch lmao, I hope you guys get posted to the eastern front someday,

Waitress, anything else I can get you, me, can I get a little box,

You will yee your last haw,

Me, minecraft knowledge,

Fortnite, apex legends, tetris battle royale,

Martin luther, people should be able to read the Bible themselves, church, sorry I don’t speak sinner,

With the rise of self driving vehicles these days, it’s only a matter of time before there’s a country song where the guy’s truck leaves him,

Who on earth accepted this as a return, this team is from the summer of 2000, that was almost 17 years ago, our return policy is 45 days, if you’re not sure, ask, management,

Stalin, if you invade us, you break our agreement, hitler, quicksaving,

On all levels except physical, I am a superpower, loses to greece,

Me, thinking, and ad for what I am thinking about, fuck,

When you accidentally touch a girls shoulder during a youth group activity, gospel music stops,

How to stop a robbery, one shoot him with your eye lasers, eye lasers are a very powerful tool but no one seems to use them, in order to use them summon your inner shaggy and beam that fool out of existence, once he is dead you can loot his body before anyone comes to,

When you order something online vs when it arrives,

D day, the battle of gallipoli,

When you lied on the resume but still got the job,

Bought our first house at age 19, what y’all buying, AirPods you broke bitch,

My momma raised me correctly, I started selling poop on my own,

The British empire, colonies, colonies, Canada, USA, Britain, new Zealand, Australia,

Colorado runner kills mountain lion with bare hands after it attacks him, imagine putting a cougar in a triangle choke on your morning job, i’d talk my shit forever,

When it’s time to color in 1st grade and you whip out your crayons 124 pack complete with a sharpener built into the back of the box, i’ve seen this raw strength only once before,

If you remember this you are entitled to a veterans discount, youtube,

Writer, writes literally any sentence, literature teachers, oh shit, that’s deep,

Why is cards B dressed like Ursula from the little mermaid,

Anti vaxer, you guys always act like you’re better than me, anyone with more than 10 IQ,

Belgium in europe, Belgium in the congo,

Checking my bank balance 10 days into the month what the fuck have you done,

You guys always act like you’re better than me,

Ukraine exists, you talking mad shit for someone in a starving distance,

Sorry, that’s not correct, sorry your answer is not correct, correct answer, 1,018,000 your answer, suck my ween,

Fox and friends host says he hasn’t washed hands in 10 years, germs are not a real thing, I can’t see them, laughs microscopically,

Juul home, full room vaporizer,

First look at will smith playing the role of thanos’s cousin, lewis, in the upcoming marvel film avengers, end game,

When your classmates start asking a bunch of questions to kill time, keep firing, keep firing,

We are all related, alabama 100,

Apex, me thinking battle royales will die in 2019,

Loosers, a looser is a loser that cannot spell loser,

Streamer, literally gets robbed and shot on stream, twitch chat,

Me listening to songs about drugs, and murder on my way to pick up pepto-bismol cause my tummy hurts,

Shoutout to Meryl Streep and Morgan freeman for giving us future,

The perfect wheels don’t exi-,

Total wipeout, this one of the most funniest shows of all time bruh,

19.99 plus 4.99 shipping, 24.99 with free shipping,

Don’t come to airport tomorrow,

Finally finding someone to have deep conversations with about tony hawks pro skater two,

Girl, I bet your dick isn’t really that small, my dick, laughs microscopically,

Girls really be letting guys who look like this break their hearts,

My new hobby, googling pictures of sitting pigeons,

He slaps your mom, what you doing, I’m not gonna slap anyone’s mom, love my mom to death and she would kill me if I ever slapped a woman, a picture of me and my mom, with great power, comes great responsibility,

I pet my dog in Italian but he doesn’t understand because he is german,

When you make a sandwich for the anti-vax kid but you forget to wash your hands, mama, just killed a man,

Who they should’ve picked to be in the new aladdin,

When you open your math exam paper and the asian kid next to you silently says, fuck, this will be the end of Wakanda,

Hey, seen 2:22 pm,

This zoo will name a cockroach after your ex, then feed it to a meerkat on valentine’s day,

When you press caps lock an hold shift on the first letter,

How dare you stand where he stood,

When it’s already Thomas Edison’s birthday in Australia so you can post Tesla memes, the fastest current in the west,

Baby stingrays look like raviolis stuffed with tiny damned souls,

Incredible photo captures a baby weasel riding on the back of a woodpecker, photographer, Martin le-may,

Nigel, the loneliest bird in the world, has been found dead next to the fake bird he tried to woo for years, the world didn’t deserve you king,

When your little brother fails all the same high school classes as you did, my true successor,

Imagine getting refunded all the money you spent on food in the past year, lordddddd,

They look like tiny men training in the pool,

Hallmark might want to re-think their font, for a special cunt,

Where girls cried, where boys cried, where men cried, my battery is low and it’s getting dark, mars rover opportunity’s last message to,

My girlfriend walked outside this morning to see this, a bunch of snails in a circle with leader in the middle, we’ve found it, snail church, snurch, take me to snurch,

Iraqi people 1990, hold up, who did you piss off, Saddam hussein,

Crush, flirts with me, me, doesn’t get the hint, FBI agent, what are you doing,

When you build a nether portal near your house and it keeps making that annoying as fuck sound,

In 1918 a black man named Laurence C jones survived a lynching attempt from a white mob by convincing them of his passion to educate black kids, the mob ended up collecting money for his cause, speech 100,

EA has confirmed that two of the characters in Apex Legends are LGBTQ, and this affects the gameplay how exactly, it affects their aim, they can’t shoot straight,

Disney, releases image of will smith as genie, literally everyone, what the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land,

Insecurity, I will always be a part of you and I never plan on leaving, anxiety, I wonder what we can make go wrong today, ed Sheeran, fuck you imma eat all your cereal you twat,

Nobody, girl taking notes in class, chapter one, mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, mitosis is a type of cell division, omg he is changing the slides so fast,

Peter, just focus your chakra to the bottom of your feet,

Lawyer, my client is trapped inside a penny, judge, what, lawyer, he’s in a cent, judge, you’re going to jail with him,

SSD, Zero revolutions per minute, HDD, 5000 revolutions per minute, france, 999999 revolutions per minute,

When you’re on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up,

Have you ever been so late, you decide to take your time instead,

If video games make children more violent, why do they keep losing fistfights against me,

My parents are worried that the kinda of men I date would trap me in their basement, as if I could attract a man who can afford two floor apartments,

Hey mom, can I get a temporary tattoo, of course you can timmy, cool thanks, but timmy, that’s not temporary, everything is temporary,

Phinus and forb,

Nobody, Terry crews,

Me, my friend, just one more game,

Me waiting for the water droplet race to start,

The first city created on mars should be named opportunity,

Level 47 wild pokemon, my level 100 starter, my level one pokemon with an exp share,

My friends, you can’t create a meme with a motorcycle, me, show them this post, my friends,

Popeyes, popeno,

Every US president’s favorite car, I bet Kennedy doesn’t like convertibles now,

8 full grocery bags, 10 year old me,

Guys my mom’s name is karen and she’s still married and I’m vaccinated, actually, quantum mechanics forbids this,

Sex is great, but have you ever finally removed a popcorn kernel shell from your gums after 10 hours,

Zeus, I control the sky, hades, I control the underworld, Poseidon, I control the lobsters,

We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag but man, it’ll be worth it,

This guy asked me what my nationality was and I told him I’m native american, he said, I really got me a foreign girl, bitch, you on my land,

Jeopardy, host, so tell us a little more about yourself, me, leans into microphone, no thanks alex,

YouTube is the worst when trying to concentrate on work, top 19 unexplained ocean mysteries, fuck me go on then,

God, let there be light, light, shit negro, that’s all you had to say,

Russian roulette, under pressure, remastered, queen David bowie, under pressure, remastered, queen David bowie, under pressure, remastered, queen David bowie, under pressure, remastered, queen David bowie, under pressure, remastered, queen David bowie, ice ice baby, vanilla ice,

Is there life on earth, is there, life on earth, hmm,

What if I already peaked, what if the one direction Facebook page I made in middle school with 72k likes is the biggest success I’ll ever achieve in life,

1800’s england, china, opium addiction,

Types of headache, migraine, Hypertension, stress, having to constantly take an earphone out cause someone keeps talking to you,

Who would win, literally 1/4 of the world, some white lads on an island who like leaf water,

Upgrade, fuck go back,

My dog, does nothing, me, you are strong and wise and I am very proud of you,

Accidentally typing Jesuis christ, hon hon hon baguette Eiffel tower, I’m going to hell for laughing at this,

When you lose your train of thought midsentence, is this aaaaa,

Oh lawd he comin,

Anti-wax memes have lasted longer than the kids,

Me, turn down quality to 240p to save mobile date, youtube, loads two minutes a in 1080p 60fps, my data plan,

I really be trying to take 2-3 min naps in the morning, my alarm will go off at 7:35 and I’m like shit I’ll get up at 7:38,

Yo I’m selling my pet turtle, sometimes he barks but it’s because he’s bilingual, hit me up for details,

Crafting, useless fucking pieces of shit,

Game, stealth is optional for this mission, me, it still counts as stealth if no one lives to tell about it,

Not usually a sign guys but geez,

When you accidentally send your meme to the discord server you stole it from and people start typing, suicide, give up,

If you double saved before exiting a game as a kid you have anxiety now,

Live, love, laugh, starve,

Elders react to ahegao face videos, tik tok and instagram compilation, what the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land,

Doc, sir, you’ve got a very rare disease, pat, how rare, doc, you pick the name,

Let’s go, in and out, twenty minute adventure,

People who pee in school bathrooms, people who shit in school bathrooms,

Upgrade, it’s rewind time,

My dog’s best friend is a brick,

Sorry, that’s not correct, sorry, your answer is not correct, correct answer, 40.01, your answer, fuck,

Haven’t seen a men are trash post lately, you all must want valentine gifts,

Stay away from my man, her man,

When you ask a person with neck brace where they’ve been looking, I’ve been looking forward,

World war one hand grenade mistaken for potato found in Chinese chips factory,

Alexa, stalingrad is under attack, say for mother russia, all hue lights, 100% red, set volume to 10, play the national anthem of the,

I’m not a player i’m a gamer, players get chicks en wings, I get borgar,