[12:27 AM] fleur_de_lis: :3
[12:29 AM] fleur_de_lis: Did you see the new episode
[12:29 AM] fleur_de_lis: ?
[12:55 AM] katiepony: I did - Sorry, just been afk
[1:01 AM] fleur_de_lis: You're my sweetie weetie hunny bunny pony pie :3.
[1:04 AM] katiepony: I am? D:
[1:04 AM] fleur_de_lis: Thats a bad thing?
[1:04 AM] katiepony: I already have a special somepony :3
[1:05 AM] fleur_de_lis: *Cocks shotgun.*
[1:05 AM] fleur_de_lis: Silly Katie.
[1:05 AM] katiepony: You probably shouldn't put your penis in there, you could blow it off D:
[1:05 AM] fleur_de_lis: I didnt want you to be a special somepony.
[1:05 AM] fleur_de_lis: I wanted to eat you.
[1:05 AM] fleur_de_lis: Pie.
[1:05 AM] fleur_de_lis: I said pie for a reason
[1:05 AM] fleur_de_lis: :3
[1:06 AM] fleur_de_lis: *Aims gun.*
[1:06 AM] katiepony: Only my special somepony is allowed to eat me ;3
[1:06 AM] fleur_de_lis: Not that kind of eat damn it.
[1:06 AM] fleur_de_lis: Caniballism eat.
[1:06 AM] katiepony: ... Pinkie Pie style? D:
[1:06 AM] fleur_de_lis: Yes!
[1:06 AM] fleur_de_lis: =D
[1:06 AM] fleur_de_lis: =3
[1:07 AM] fleur_de_lis: Get ready to die, get ready to die...
[1:07 AM] katiepony: You know who tastes great?
[1:07 AM] katiepony: Miss logic
[1:07 AM] katiepony: Zebra is a much better meat :3
[1:07 AM] fleur_de_lis: Unicorns taste....
[1:07 AM] fleur_de_lis: *Delicious.*
[1:08 AM] katiepony: *snaps off horn* Oh this old thing? It's just a magnetic attachment
[1:08 AM] katiepony: I'm just your run of the mill earth pony :3
[1:10 AM] fleur_de_lis: *Lolwat.*
[1:10 AM] fleur_de_lis: I wont have to eat you...
[1:10 AM] fleur_de_lis: Unless you do me a favor...
[1:10 AM] fleur_de_lis: *Evil snicker.*
[1:11 AM] katiepony: I'm listening
[1:11 AM] fleur_de_lis: *Oxycodone sits down in her chair, aiming the gun at Katie still.*
[1:11 AM] fleur_de_lis: Id want you to...
[1:12 AM] fleur_de_lis: Guess for your options.
[1:12 AM] katiepony: I get to go free if I give you all the best juicy drama information on anypony you want :3
[1:13 AM] fleur_de_lis: Not happening.
[1:14 AM] katiepony: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!? D:
[1:15 AM] fleur_de_lis: I'll give you a hint...
[1:15 AM] fleur_de_lis: *Puts the shotgun between her legs, and rubs it up and down in a,*
[1:15 AM] fleur_de_lis: *Suggestive manner before putting it back up to aim at her.*
[1:17 AM] katiepony: You want my menstrual blood? O.o
[1:18 AM] fleur_de_lis: If you weren't cute...
[1:18 AM] fleur_de_lis: Id shot you by now.
[1:18 AM] fleur_de_lis: I want you to...pleasure...me.
[1:18 AM] katiepony: Hmmm..
[1:18 AM] katiepony: Are you a fan of stand up comedy?
[1:19 AM] fleur_de_lis: Sexually.
[1:19 AM] fleur_de_lis: I meant.
[1:19 AM] katiepony: Sexual comedy?
[1:19 AM] fleur_de_lis: I want you to...FUCK me.
[1:19 AM] katiepony: Oh
[1:19 AM] katiepony: OOOOoh
[1:19 AM] katiepony: Nah :3
[1:20 AM] fleur_de_lis: *The gun blasts its shells, making a circular pattern only inches away,*
[1:20 AM] fleur_de_lis: *From Katie's rump.*
[1:20 AM] fleur_de_lis: Next one will hit you
[1:20 AM] fleur_de_lis: .
[1:21 AM] katiepony: I'm glad I use bullet proof shampoo on my coat :0