Hey Faggots,

My name is Ooooooops, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are gameless, meta-gaming, player-characters who spend every second of their day playing video games. You are everything bad in gaming. Honestly, have any of you ever finished a Dark Heresy campaign? I mean, I guess it's fun never having a set schedule because of your responsibilities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than playing board games.

Don't be a strangers. Just hit me with your best character sheet. I'm pretty much perfect. I was GM of the latest game of Traveller, and co-GM of Chtulu-Tech. What games do you play, other than "boot up steam and never use your imagination"? I also create my own roleplaying games, and have a banging hot Diaspore Universe (It's got a 4/4/4 planet; Shit was SO cash) You are all faggots who shouldn't even touch another character sheet.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch