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  3. [microphone droans]
  4.  
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  7. So, I hear that you've upgraded,
  8.  
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  10. 00:00:10,548 --> 00:00:12,546
  11. and now you have all the normal,
  12. regular features
  13.  
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  16. that I have had for years.
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  20. [chuckles] Yep, we're nothing
  21. but windows of opportunity.
  22.  
  23. 6
  24. 00:00:18,122 --> 00:00:21,325
  25. And although it may not
  26. be PC to say so,
  27.  
  28. 7
  29. 00:00:21,425 --> 00:00:23,461
  30. I like to think
  31. that we've finally...
  32.  
  33. 8
  34. 00:00:23,561 --> 00:00:24,839
  35. [glitching]
  36. fixed all the bugs.
  37.  
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  39. 00:00:24,939 --> 00:00:27,298
  40. - [sneezes]
  41. - Gesundheit.
  42.  
  43. 10
  44. 00:00:27,398 --> 00:00:29,435
  45. Excuse me. That's not a virus.
  46. That's not a virus.
  47.  
  48. 11
  49. 00:00:29,535 --> 00:00:31,469
  50. I am sure
  51. that it's not a virus.
  52.  
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  54. 00:00:31,569 --> 00:00:34,105
  55. Although, to be fair,
  56. I have no idea
  57.  
  58. 13
  59. 00:00:34,205 --> 00:00:36,574
  60. because I have
  61. never had a virus.
  62.  
  63. 14
  64. 00:00:36,674 --> 00:00:38,542
  65. - So...
  66. - Why do you have to be
  67.  
  68. 15
  69. 00:00:38,642 --> 00:00:42,213
  70. such a condescending
  71. douche bag?
  72.  
  73. 16
  74. 00:00:42,313 --> 00:00:43,713
  75. Um, I--
  76.  
  77. 17
  78. 00:00:44,715 --> 00:00:47,718
  79. I, I, I.
  80. It's "I" this and "I" that.
  81.  
  82. 18
  83. 00:00:47,818 --> 00:00:48,818
  84. Boop.
  85.  
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  87. 00:00:49,753 --> 00:00:51,153
  88. - [yells indistinctly]
  89. - [screams]
  90.  
  91. 20
  92. 00:00:53,308 --> 00:00:56,260
  93. Maybe it is time we stopped
  94. talking about "I" all the time,
  95.  
  96. 21
  97. 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,029
  98. and windows of opportunity.
  99.  
  100. 22
  101. 00:00:58,129 --> 00:01:00,398
  102. Anybody else remember
  103. when people were smart
  104.  
  105. 23
  106. 00:01:00,498 --> 00:01:02,299
  107. and phones were stupid?
  108.  
  109. 24
  110. 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:04,668
  111. This fall, Pi is gonna
  112. launch a new phone
  113.  
  114. 25
  115. 00:01:04,768 --> 00:01:06,437
  116. that'll change things forever.
  117.  
  118. 26
  119. 00:01:06,537 --> 00:01:08,174
  120. We're ready to bring you
  121. what you wanted
  122.  
  123. 27
  124. 00:01:08,274 --> 00:01:10,775
  125. yesterday for tomorrow today.
  126.  
  127. 28
  128. 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:15,613
  129. <i> Pi. Smart phones</i>
  130. <i> for smarter people.</i>
  131.  
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  133. 00:01:15,713 --> 00:01:19,250
  134. Do you really want to say
  135. "douche bag" in the ad?
  136.  
  137. 30
  138. 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:20,618
  139. I don't say "douche bag."
  140.  
  141. 31
  142. 00:01:20,718 --> 00:01:22,515
  143. The guy in the cheap suit
  144. says "douche bag."
  145.  
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  148. Betty, any calls?
  149.  
  150. 33
  151. 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:26,345
  152. [Betty]<i> Bono wants</i>
  153. <i> to know if you're still good</i>
  154.  
  155. 34
  156. 00:01:26,445 --> 00:01:27,491
  157. <i> for the trip to Africa.</i>
  158.  
  159. 35
  160. 00:01:27,591 --> 00:01:30,227
  161. Tell him I still haven't
  162. found what I'm looking for.
  163.  
  164. 36
  165. 00:01:30,327 --> 00:01:31,805
  166. - [laughs]
  167. - [Betty]<i> The Dalai Lama.</i>
  168.  
  169. 37
  170. 00:01:31,905 --> 00:01:34,265
  171. <i> Are you still on</i>
  172. <i> for meditation this afternoon?</i>
  173.  
  174. 38
  175. 00:01:34,365 --> 00:01:37,468
  176. Advise him to still his mind.
  177. The answer lies within.
  178.  
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  181. [Betty]
  182. <i> The president is asking,</i>
  183.  
  184. 40
  185. 00:01:39,436 --> 00:01:41,793
  186. <i> can we move the meeting to the</i>
  187. <i> White House this weekend?</i>
  188.  
  189. 41
  190. 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:44,575
  191. Yes, perfect. Mosquitoes
  192. at Camp David are a bitch.
  193.  
  194. 42
  195. 00:01:44,675 --> 00:01:46,143
  196. Terrible.
  197.  
  198. 43
  199. 00:01:46,243 --> 00:01:47,601
  200. [Betty]<i> Bill Gates</i>
  201. <i> sent an email</i>
  202.  
  203. 44
  204. 00:01:47,701 --> 00:01:49,413
  205. <i> that simply reads,</i>
  206. <i> "Cheeky."</i>
  207.  
  208. 45
  209. 00:01:49,513 --> 00:01:51,348
  210. Fair enough.
  211.  
  212. 46
  213. 00:01:51,448 --> 00:01:52,716
  214. Tell him I want
  215. my 20 bucks.
  216.  
  217. 47
  218. 00:01:52,816 --> 00:01:54,452
  219. [Betty]
  220. <i> Sarah Russell called</i>
  221.  
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  223. 00:01:54,552 --> 00:01:57,288
  224. <i> about your 20-year</i>
  225. <i> high school reunion tonight.</i>
  226.  
  227. 49
  228. 00:01:57,388 --> 00:01:58,985
  229. Wait, wait, wait.
  230. Twenty-year what now?
  231.  
  232. 50
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  234. Twenty-year reunion.
  235. This is great.
  236.  
  237. 51
  238. 00:02:01,192 --> 00:02:03,160
  239. We'll show everyone
  240. we're not losers anymore.
  241.  
  242. 52
  243. 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:04,795
  244. Greg, we were never losers.
  245.  
  246. 53
  247. 00:02:04,895 --> 00:02:06,697
  248. Uh, yeah, we were.
  249.  
  250. 54
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  252. But that doesn't matter
  253. now, right?
  254.  
  255. 55
  256. 00:02:08,465 --> 00:02:10,801
  257. - [stammers]
  258. - Oh, I get it.
  259.  
  260. 56
  261. 00:02:10,901 --> 00:02:13,304
  262. Look, it's nothing
  263. to be nervous about.
  264.  
  265. 57
  266. 00:02:13,404 --> 00:02:16,107
  267. It could be a lot of fun, you know?
  268.  
  269. 58
  270. 00:02:16,207 --> 00:02:18,309
  271. Nervous?
  272. Why would I be nervous
  273.  
  274. 59
  275. 00:02:18,409 --> 00:02:20,845
  276. about people we haven't seen
  277. in 20 years?
  278.  
  279. 60
  280. 00:02:20,945 --> 00:02:22,680
  281. [laughter]
  282.  
  283. 61
  284. 00:02:22,780 --> 00:02:23,780
  285. Guys?
  286.  
  287. 62
  288. 00:02:26,668 --> 00:02:28,352
  289. [laughter echoes]
  290.  
  291. 63
  292. 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:32,590
  293. - [shouting]
  294. - [laughter continues]
  295.  
  296. 64
  297. 00:02:32,690 --> 00:02:34,090
  298. No! No!
  299.  
  300. 65
  301. 00:02:34,592 --> 00:02:36,592
  302. [laughing]
  303.  
  304. 66
  305. 00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:42,900
  306. [firework explodes]
  307.  
  308. 67
  309. 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,902
  310. [Betty]<i> Do you want me</i>
  311. <i> to call and cancel?</i>
  312.  
  313. 68
  314. 00:02:45,002 --> 00:02:47,404
  315. Uh, yes, please.
  316. Tell them I'm sick.
  317.  
  318. 69
  319. 00:02:47,504 --> 00:02:50,908
  320. Come on, you used that one
  321. for the ten year.
  322.  
  323. 70
  324. 00:02:51,008 --> 00:02:54,378
  325. Betty, what did Sarah want
  326. about the reunion?
  327.  
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  329. 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:55,913
  330. Why was she calling?
  331.  
  332. 72
  333. 00:02:56,013 --> 00:02:58,616
  334. [Betty]<i> I believe she wanted</i>
  335. <i> to let Adam know</i>
  336.  
  337. 73
  338. 00:02:58,716 --> 00:03:02,520
  339. <i>that Darcie Williams was asking</i>
  340. <i> if he was going to be there.</i>
  341.  
  342. 74
  343. 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:03,821
  344. Darcie Williams?
  345.  
  346. 75
  347. 00:03:03,921 --> 00:03:06,372
  348. <i> Yes, Darcie Williams.</i>
  349.  
  350. 76
  351. 00:03:09,911 --> 00:03:11,362
  352. I love her.
  353.  
  354. 77
  355. 00:03:11,462 --> 00:03:12,596
  356. [music playing]
  357.  
  358. 78
  359. 00:03:12,696 --> 00:03:14,832
  360. High school: where self-esteem,
  361.  
  362. 79
  363. 00:03:14,932 --> 00:03:16,983
  364. innocence,
  365. and dreams go to die.
  366.  
  367. 80
  368. 00:03:20,589 --> 00:03:23,774
  369. The insufferable purgatory
  370. of being too old to be a kid,
  371.  
  372. 81
  373. 00:03:23,874 --> 00:03:25,376
  374. too young to be an adult.
  375.  
  376. 82
  377. 00:03:25,476 --> 00:03:27,444
  378. [school bell rings]
  379.  
  380. 83
  381. 00:03:27,544 --> 00:03:29,813
  382. The entire concept
  383. of placing all of those
  384.  
  385. 84
  386. 00:03:29,913 --> 00:03:32,249
  387. going through their awkward,
  388. formative years of puberty
  389.  
  390. 85
  391. 00:03:32,349 --> 00:03:35,252
  392. into one giant institution
  393. of self-doubt,
  394.  
  395. 86
  396. 00:03:35,352 --> 00:03:37,621
  397. forced pseudo-social
  398. structure, and anxiety,
  399.  
  400. 87
  401. 00:03:37,721 --> 00:03:39,690
  402. it's a cruel
  403. and unusual punishment.
  404.  
  405. 88
  406. 00:03:39,790 --> 00:03:42,960
  407. [music continues]
  408.  
  409. 89
  410. 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:46,263
  411. Even worse, this bizarre ritual
  412. of needing to get together
  413.  
  414. 90
  415. 00:03:46,363 --> 00:03:47,932
  416. every couple of years
  417. as a reminder
  418.  
  419. 91
  420. 00:03:48,032 --> 00:03:49,767
  421. of these traumatizing times.
  422.  
  423. 92
  424. 00:03:49,867 --> 00:03:52,670
  425. [woman]
  426. <i> It's a blast from the past.</i>
  427.  
  428. 93
  429. 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:55,372
  430. Borders on insanity.
  431.  
  432. 94
  433. 00:03:55,472 --> 00:03:57,608
  434. When I was nine years old,
  435. I got really sick.
  436.  
  437. 95
  438. 00:03:57,708 --> 00:03:59,443
  439. I spent six weeks
  440. in the hospital
  441.  
  442. 96
  443. 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:01,612
  444. and had my entire large
  445. intestine taken out.
  446.  
  447. 97
  448. 00:04:01,712 --> 00:04:04,648
  449. It was one of the most traumatic
  450. events in my entire life.
  451.  
  452. 98
  453. 00:04:04,748 --> 00:04:06,706
  454. And yet I've never
  455. felt the urge to get together
  456.  
  457. 99
  458. 00:04:06,806 --> 00:04:08,563
  459. with the other nurses,
  460. patients, or doctors
  461.  
  462. 100
  463. 00:04:08,663 --> 00:04:10,354
  464. and reminisce
  465. about the good old days.
  466.  
  467. 101
  468. 00:04:10,454 --> 00:04:13,406
  469. [music continues]
  470.  
  471. 102
  472. 00:04:19,347 --> 00:04:21,332
  473. I hated high school.
  474.  
  475. 103
  476. 00:04:21,432 --> 00:04:22,849
  477. High school hated me.
  478.  
  479. 104
  480. 00:04:31,293 --> 00:04:33,744
  481. In the immortal words
  482. of Mr. Stephen King,
  483.  
  484. 105
  485. 00:04:33,844 --> 00:04:35,512
  486. "I hated high school.
  487.  
  488. 106
  489. 00:04:35,612 --> 00:04:37,169
  490. I don't trust anyone
  491. who looks back on
  492.  
  493. 107
  494. 00:04:37,269 --> 00:04:40,918
  495. the years of 14 to 18
  496. with any enjoyment.
  497.  
  498. 108
  499. 00:04:41,018 --> 00:04:42,920
  500. If you liked
  501. being a teenager,
  502.  
  503. 109
  504. 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:44,904
  505. there's definitely
  506. something wrong with you."
  507.  
  508. 110
  509. 00:04:54,082 --> 00:04:56,900
  510. - Mr. Pi.
  511. - Hey, Happy.
  512.  
  513. 111
  514. 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,403
  515. Betty, I'm gonna render the graphics
  516.  
  517. 112
  518. 00:04:59,503 --> 00:05:02,806
  519. for the latest beta version
  520. of the OS from the car.
  521.  
  522. 113
  523. 00:05:02,906 --> 00:05:06,310
  524. Uh, Betty, isolate the signal
  525. and encrypt the data, please.
  526.  
  527. 114
  528. 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:08,328
  529. You know, this is
  530. the most revolutionary launch
  531.  
  532. 115
  533. 00:05:08,428 --> 00:05:10,948
  534. - since the touchscreen.
  535. - Yeah, so let's protect it.
  536.  
  537. 116
  538. 00:05:11,048 --> 00:05:12,048
  539. Okay.
  540.  
  541. 117
  542. 00:05:13,384 --> 00:05:15,886
  543. What is it about these people
  544. that make me so nervous?
  545.  
  546. 118
  547. 00:05:15,986 --> 00:05:17,588
  548. I'm tongue-tied already.
  549.  
  550. 119
  551. 00:05:17,688 --> 00:05:20,891
  552. Just remember these
  553. key words-- "Let's party."
  554.  
  555. 120
  556. 00:05:20,991 --> 00:05:24,395
  557. Come on, this is our night.
  558.  
  559. 121
  560. 00:05:24,495 --> 00:05:26,864
  561. - Is that a new shirt?
  562. - Yeah, cool shirt, right?
  563.  
  564. 122
  565. 00:05:26,964 --> 00:05:28,766
  566. [chuckles]
  567.  
  568. 123
  569. 00:05:28,866 --> 00:05:31,602
  570. Just think, we're gonna get
  571. to see Andy and Dennis again.
  572.  
  573. 124
  574. 00:05:31,702 --> 00:05:35,973
  575. Yeah, and John Vernon,
  576. Trevor Jackson.
  577.  
  578. 125
  579. 00:05:36,073 --> 00:05:38,542
  580. They've probably matured
  581. by now, right?
  582.  
  583. 126
  584. 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:40,642
  585. [laughter]
  586.  
  587. 127
  588. 00:05:40,811 --> 00:05:44,782
  589. Excuse me, will you settle a bet
  590. for me and my friends?
  591.  
  592. 128
  593. 00:05:44,882 --> 00:05:47,851
  594. Does this feel like
  595. boyfriend material to you?
  596.  
  597. 129
  598. 00:05:47,951 --> 00:05:50,054
  599. - Ew.
  600. - Are you a lesbian?
  601.  
  602. 130
  603. 00:05:50,154 --> 00:05:52,056
  604. Because I can just talk
  605. and we can scissor.
  606.  
  607. 131
  608. 00:05:52,156 --> 00:05:54,591
  609. Back off, date rape.
  610.  
  611. 132
  612. 00:05:54,691 --> 00:05:57,008
  613. Didn't you, like, date my mom
  614. 100 years ago or something?
  615.  
  616. 133
  617. 00:05:57,108 --> 00:05:58,346
  618. - [laughs]
  619. - I'm not that old.
  620.  
  621. 134
  622. 00:05:58,446 --> 00:06:02,032
  623. No, seriously.
  624. You dated my mom.
  625.  
  626. 135
  627. 00:06:02,132 --> 00:06:05,836
  628. Aren't you guys going
  629. to your reunion later tonight?
  630.  
  631. 136
  632. 00:06:05,936 --> 00:06:07,471
  633. Darcie Williams?
  634.  
  635. 137
  636. 00:06:07,571 --> 00:06:10,040
  637. - [gasps]
  638. - Yeah.
  639.  
  640. 138
  641. 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:12,609
  642. She's my mom.
  643.  
  644. 139
  645. 00:06:12,709 --> 00:06:15,579
  646. I'm 17, you pedophile.
  647.  
  648. 140
  649. 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:17,748
  650. She was showing me pictures
  651. of her class earlier,
  652.  
  653. 141
  654. 00:06:17,848 --> 00:06:20,117
  655. from when you two
  656. were dating.
  657.  
  658. 142
  659. 00:06:20,217 --> 00:06:24,555
  660. I think you might be wearing
  661. the exact same shirt.
  662.  
  663. 143
  664. 00:06:24,655 --> 00:06:25,756
  665. Oh, my God.
  666.  
  667. 144
  668. 00:06:25,856 --> 00:06:27,440
  669. Can we get some drinks
  670. over here?
  671.  
  672. 145
  673. 00:06:31,646 --> 00:06:34,765
  674. We don't have to stay
  675. for the whole thing, right?
  676.  
  677. 146
  678. 00:06:34,865 --> 00:06:36,622
  679. Come on, it's gonna be
  680. different this time.
  681.  
  682. 147
  683. 00:06:36,722 --> 00:06:37,722
  684. We're all grown up.
  685.  
  686. 148
  687. 00:06:37,821 --> 00:06:38,939
  688. Tonight is gonna be awesome.
  689.  
  690. 149
  691. 00:06:39,039 --> 00:06:40,920
  692. - Hey, guys!
  693. - Andy, Dennis!
  694.  
  695. 150
  696. 00:06:42,524 --> 00:06:44,375
  697. - Oh!
  698. - Nice.
  699.  
  700. 151
  701. 00:06:44,475 --> 00:06:46,143
  702. So glad you guys are here.
  703.  
  704. 152
  705. 00:06:46,243 --> 00:06:48,201
  706. Yeah, we weren't gonna come
  707. because, you know...
  708.  
  709. 153
  710. 00:06:48,301 --> 00:06:49,580
  711. Everyone hated us.
  712.  
  713. 154
  714. 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,949
  715. But, uh, who knows?
  716. Maybe it'll be fun.
  717.  
  718. 155
  719. 00:06:52,049 --> 00:06:54,818
  720. [distant chatter, laughter]
  721.  
  722. 156
  723. 00:06:54,918 --> 00:06:56,318
  724. [sighs]
  725.  
  726. 157
  727. 00:06:56,687 --> 00:06:59,456
  728. Uh, so, what've you guys
  729. been up to?
  730.  
  731. 158
  732. 00:06:59,556 --> 00:07:01,194
  733. I work a few nights a week
  734. at Game Land.
  735.  
  736. 159
  737. 00:07:01,294 --> 00:07:02,593
  738. I test games on the weekends.
  739.  
  740. 160
  741. 00:07:02,693 --> 00:07:03,994
  742. Sweet, programming, design?
  743.  
  744. 161
  745. 00:07:04,094 --> 00:07:06,730
  746. No, no, no, I just test them,
  747. like, for fun, right?
  748.  
  749. 162
  750. 00:07:06,830 --> 00:07:07,830
  751. At my house.
  752.  
  753. 163
  754. 00:07:07,929 --> 00:07:09,833
  755. So, you don't have a job?
  756.  
  757. 164
  758. 00:07:09,933 --> 00:07:12,069
  759. - I know, sweet, right?
  760. - Yeah.
  761.  
  762. 165
  763. 00:07:12,169 --> 00:07:14,405
  764. Weren't you guys doing it
  765. like that in the 12th grade?
  766.  
  767. 166
  768. 00:07:14,505 --> 00:07:15,906
  769. I guess we hit
  770. that jackpot early.
  771.  
  772. 167
  773. 00:07:16,006 --> 00:07:18,363
  774. Ooh, but you guys got your whole
  775. billionaire empire thing.
  776.  
  777. 168
  778. 00:07:18,463 --> 00:07:20,101
  779. That's gotta be cool,
  780. though, too, yeah?
  781.  
  782. 169
  783. 00:07:21,596 --> 00:07:24,415
  784. [distant laughter, chatter]
  785.  
  786. 170
  787. 00:07:24,515 --> 00:07:26,352
  788. - Wanna bail and play Warcrack?
  789. - Absolutely.
  790.  
  791. 171
  792. 00:07:26,452 --> 00:07:27,885
  793. No, guys.
  794.  
  795. 172
  796. 00:07:27,985 --> 00:07:29,953
  797. Come on, gentlemen.
  798.  
  799. 173
  800. 00:07:30,053 --> 00:07:34,658
  801. Tonight
  802. is gonna be epic, right?
  803.  
  804. 174
  805. 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:35,958
  806. Right?
  807.  
  808. 175
  809. 00:07:37,694 --> 00:07:39,694
  810. Follow me.
  811.  
  812. 176
  813. 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:41,981
  814. [music playing]
  815.  
  816. 177
  817. 00:07:47,522 --> 00:07:49,722
  818. <i> ♪ Let go ♪</i>
  819.  
  820. 178
  821. 00:07:50,274 --> 00:07:52,509
  822. <i> ♪ If you don't let go ♪</i>
  823.  
  824. 179
  825. 00:07:52,609 --> 00:07:55,712
  826. <i> ♪ So don't let me go ♪</i>
  827.  
  828. 180
  829. 00:07:55,812 --> 00:07:59,983
  830. <i> ♪ And then I won't let go. ♪</i>
  831.  
  832. 181
  833. 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:02,702
  834. - All right.
  835. - Whoo!
  836.  
  837. 182
  838. 00:08:04,172 --> 00:08:05,172
  839. Ha!
  840.  
  841. 183
  842. 00:08:05,889 --> 00:08:06,889
  843. Pfft.
  844.  
  845. 184
  846. 00:08:07,558 --> 00:08:09,158
  847. [laughs]
  848.  
  849. 185
  850. 00:08:12,829 --> 00:08:13,829
  851. Hi.
  852.  
  853. 186
  854. 00:08:14,131 --> 00:08:16,200
  855. Steve Probyn.
  856.  
  857. 187
  858. 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:17,801
  859. Sarah's looking for ya.
  860.  
  861. 188
  862. 00:08:17,901 --> 00:08:19,837
  863. She's on the stage
  864. and she looks pissed.
  865.  
  866. 189
  867. 00:08:19,937 --> 00:08:21,337
  868. [sighs]
  869.  
  870. 190
  871. 00:08:21,672 --> 00:08:24,007
  872. Go easy on that tonight, okay?
  873.  
  874. 191
  875. 00:08:24,107 --> 00:08:26,726
  876. That's okay, my parents
  877. are driving me home.
  878.  
  879. 192
  880. 00:08:29,764 --> 00:08:30,964
  881. Hello.
  882.  
  883. 193
  884. 00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:37,754
  885. - [feedback squeals]
  886. - Hello.
  887.  
  888. 194
  889. 00:08:37,854 --> 00:08:40,958
  890. - Hello!
  891. - [feedback squeals]
  892.  
  893. 195
  894. 00:08:41,058 --> 00:08:43,026
  895. [chuckles]
  896. Hi.
  897.  
  898. 196
  899. 00:08:43,126 --> 00:08:44,728
  900. For those of you
  901. who don't remember,
  902.  
  903. 197
  904. 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:47,164
  905. my name is Sarah Russell.
  906.  
  907. 198
  908. 00:08:47,264 --> 00:08:50,267
  909. Welcome, class of 1997,
  910.  
  911. 199
  912. 00:08:50,367 --> 00:08:54,838
  913. to our 20-year
  914. high school reunion.
  915.  
  916. 200
  917. 00:08:54,938 --> 00:08:56,540
  918. [man whoops]
  919.  
  920. 201
  921. 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:59,625
  922. - Just one second.
  923. - [woman] You suck!
  924.  
  925. 202
  926. 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:03,229
  927. Twenty years.
  928.  
  929. 203
  930. 00:09:04,332 --> 00:09:06,850
  931. Twenty years.
  932.  
  933. 204
  934. 00:09:06,950 --> 00:09:07,950
  935. Wow.
  936.  
  937. 205
  938. 00:09:08,752 --> 00:09:11,655
  939. We started high school
  940. in 1994,
  941.  
  942. 206
  943. 00:09:11,755 --> 00:09:14,791
  944. the year that Kurt Cobain died
  945. and Justin Bieber was born.
  946.  
  947. 207
  948. 00:09:14,891 --> 00:09:15,891
  949. Whoo!
  950.  
  951. 208
  952. 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:17,861
  953. We started high school
  954. before texting.
  955.  
  956. 209
  957. 00:09:17,961 --> 00:09:22,733
  958. And not just before smartphones,
  959. before cell phones.
  960.  
  961. 210
  962. 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:25,802
  963. How crazy is that?
  964.  
  965. 211
  966. 00:09:25,902 --> 00:09:30,941
  967. And speaking of cell phones
  968. and the Internet,
  969.  
  970. 212
  971. 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:32,319
  972. I'm sure you don't want
  973. to hear
  974.  
  975. 213
  976. 00:09:32,419 --> 00:09:34,611
  977. from your runner-up
  978. valedictorian.
  979.  
  980. 214
  981. 00:09:34,711 --> 00:09:36,146
  982. Not at all.
  983.  
  984. 215
  985. 00:09:36,246 --> 00:09:38,015
  986. He needs no introduction.
  987.  
  988. 216
  989. 00:09:38,115 --> 00:09:42,515
  990. Your... valedictorian,
  991.  
  992. 217
  993. 00:09:43,253 --> 00:09:44,922
  994. Mr. Adam Pi.
  995.  
  996. 218
  997. 00:09:45,022 --> 00:09:46,622
  998. [cheers]
  999.  
  1000. 219
  1001. 00:09:49,326 --> 00:09:51,328
  1002. [feedback squeals]
  1003.  
  1004. 220
  1005. 00:09:51,428 --> 00:09:54,131
  1006. Ow. Thanks, Sarah.
  1007.  
  1008. 221
  1009. 00:09:54,231 --> 00:09:55,999
  1010. Hey, class.
  1011.  
  1012. 222
  1013. 00:09:56,099 --> 00:09:57,601
  1014. I'm not really sure
  1015. what to say.
  1016.  
  1017. 223
  1018. 00:09:57,701 --> 00:09:59,301
  1019. Um, man,
  1020.  
  1021. 224
  1022. 00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:03,008
  1023. could you imagine how amazing
  1024. high school would be
  1025.  
  1026. 225
  1027. 00:10:03,108 --> 00:10:04,942
  1028. if we knew then
  1029. what we know now?
  1030.  
  1031. 226
  1032. 00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:06,610
  1033. I knew I had
  1034. a big hammer back then
  1035.  
  1036. 227
  1037. 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:09,179
  1038. - and I still know it now.
  1039. - [scattered laughter]
  1040.  
  1041. 228
  1042. 00:10:09,279 --> 00:10:15,185
  1043. Thank you, Adam, for that
  1044. very well-prepared speech.
  1045.  
  1046. 229
  1047. 00:10:15,285 --> 00:10:17,921
  1048. So, let's raise a--
  1049.  
  1050. 230
  1051. 00:10:18,021 --> 00:10:20,057
  1052. I don't have a glass.
  1053.  
  1054. 231
  1055. 00:10:20,157 --> 00:10:22,025
  1056. Give me your glass.
  1057. Give me your glass!
  1058.  
  1059. 232
  1060. 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:24,125
  1061. [chuckles]
  1062.  
  1063. 233
  1064. 00:10:25,062 --> 00:10:30,267
  1065. Let's raise a glass
  1066. to the class of 1997.
  1067.  
  1068. 234
  1069. 00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:33,285
  1070. Let's party like
  1071. we're 37-teen.
  1072.  
  1073. 235
  1074. 00:10:37,992 --> 00:10:41,945
  1075. - [chatter]
  1076. - Let's go.
  1077.  
  1078. 236
  1079. 00:10:42,045 --> 00:10:43,642
  1080. I can't believe
  1081. you roped me into this.
  1082.  
  1083. 237
  1084. 00:10:43,742 --> 00:10:45,739
  1085. I told you, you shoulda
  1086. just said, "Let's party."
  1087.  
  1088. 238
  1089. 00:10:45,839 --> 00:10:46,982
  1090. D-dudes.
  1091.  
  1092. 239
  1093. 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:50,136
  1094. [music playing]
  1095.  
  1096. 240
  1097. 00:10:53,374 --> 00:10:54,774
  1098. [sighs]
  1099.  
  1100. 241
  1101. 00:10:57,945 --> 00:10:59,630
  1102. I'm pretty sure
  1103. she likes my shirt.
  1104.  
  1105. 242
  1106. 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:02,682
  1107. She's been looking
  1108. at my shirt all night.
  1109.  
  1110. 243
  1111. 00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:07,453
  1112. She's mine.
  1113.  
  1114. 244
  1115. 00:11:10,258 --> 00:11:11,842
  1116. Look at that,
  1117. you twat-dodgers.
  1118.  
  1119. 245
  1120. 00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:13,243
  1121. I haven't aged a bit.
  1122.  
  1123. 246
  1124. 00:11:13,343 --> 00:11:15,345
  1125. I got bad news for you, man.
  1126.  
  1127. 247
  1128. 00:11:15,445 --> 00:11:17,648
  1129. You looked old in high school,
  1130. you look ancient now.
  1131.  
  1132. 248
  1133. 00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:19,650
  1134. Suck a dick, Jeff.
  1135. I look fucking great.
  1136.  
  1137. 249
  1138. 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,084
  1139. Tonight I'm
  1140. the handsome genius
  1141.  
  1142. 250
  1143. 00:11:21,184 --> 00:11:22,742
  1144. who never achieved
  1145. his full potential.
  1146.  
  1147. 251
  1148. 00:11:22,842 --> 00:11:24,559
  1149. Yeah, you're just like
  1150. <i> Good Will Hunting</i>,
  1151.  
  1152. 252
  1153. 00:11:24,659 --> 00:11:27,095
  1154. except you never got the girl
  1155. and you're a complete failure.
  1156.  
  1157. 253
  1158. 00:11:27,195 --> 00:11:28,195
  1159. I'm a fucking genius.
  1160.  
  1161. 254
  1162. 00:11:28,294 --> 00:11:30,771
  1163. I'm the only one out of this
  1164. group who passed math. Honors 2.
  1165.  
  1166. 255
  1167. 00:11:30,871 --> 00:11:33,187
  1168. You know, the only reason why
  1169. I still work with you jerks
  1170.  
  1171. 256
  1172. 00:11:33,287 --> 00:11:34,685
  1173. is I'm waiting
  1174. for one of you guys
  1175.  
  1176. 257
  1177. 00:11:34,785 --> 00:11:36,782
  1178. to give me the Affleck
  1179. speech that you'll kill me
  1180.  
  1181. 258
  1182. 00:11:36,882 --> 00:11:39,118
  1183. if I haven't moved away
  1184. and achieved my full potential.
  1185.  
  1186. 259
  1187. 00:11:39,218 --> 00:11:40,736
  1188. No one's giving you
  1189. that speech, pal.
  1190.  
  1191. 260
  1192. 00:11:40,836 --> 00:11:43,153
  1193. Hey, Jeff, remember the last
  1194. time you fucked your sister?
  1195.  
  1196. 261
  1197. 00:11:43,253 --> 00:11:44,691
  1198. Jesus Christ,
  1199. she wasn't my sister.
  1200.  
  1201. 262
  1202. 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,269
  1203. - Did your dad marry her mom?
  1204. - Yes.
  1205.  
  1206. 263
  1207. 00:11:46,369 --> 00:11:47,727
  1208. And your parents
  1209. had another kid,
  1210.  
  1211. 264
  1212. 00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:50,104
  1213. so your brother and her brother
  1214. are the exact same dude.
  1215.  
  1216. 265
  1217. 00:11:50,204 --> 00:11:51,442
  1218. - Yeah.
  1219. - Then you, my friend,
  1220.  
  1221. 266
  1222. 00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:52,860
  1223. - are a sister-fucker.
  1224. - Mm-hmm.
  1225.  
  1226. 267
  1227. 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,240
  1228. You are a fucker
  1229. of the sister.
  1230.  
  1231. 268
  1232. 00:11:54,336 --> 00:11:56,576
  1233. My dad met her mom after
  1234. Danielle and I started dating.
  1235.  
  1236. 269
  1237. 00:11:56,664 --> 00:11:58,121
  1238. - And...
  1239. - And then we broke up
  1240.  
  1241. 270
  1242. 00:11:58,221 --> 00:12:00,378
  1243. - after they got married.
  1244. - Did you have sex with her
  1245.  
  1246. 271
  1247. 00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:01,836
  1248. while your parents
  1249. were together?
  1250.  
  1251. 272
  1252. 00:12:01,936 --> 00:12:03,209
  1253. - Once.
  1254. - [all] Sister-fucker.
  1255.  
  1256. 273
  1257. 00:12:11,285 --> 00:12:13,085
  1258. [squeals]
  1259.  
  1260. 274
  1261. 00:12:23,231 --> 00:12:24,848
  1262. Was that Danielle?
  1263.  
  1264. 275
  1265. 00:12:24,948 --> 00:12:26,116
  1266. - Yeah.
  1267. - Yup.
  1268.  
  1269. 276
  1270. 00:12:26,216 --> 00:12:27,813
  1271. She's probably
  1272. looking for her brother.
  1273.  
  1274. 277
  1275. 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,853
  1276. - Ew.
  1277. - Creepy.
  1278.  
  1279. 278
  1280. 00:12:29,953 --> 00:12:31,353
  1281. No, no.
  1282.  
  1283. 279
  1284. 00:12:31,988 --> 00:12:34,424
  1285. Okay, I hate this.
  1286. Officially hate this.
  1287.  
  1288. 280
  1289. 00:12:34,524 --> 00:12:36,522
  1290. I'm not-- I'm not gonna
  1291. stay for the whole thing.
  1292.  
  1293. 281
  1294. 00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,028
  1295. What are you talking about?
  1296.  
  1297. 282
  1298. 00:12:38,128 --> 00:12:40,045
  1299. I'm talking about the fact
  1300. that this feels like
  1301.  
  1302. 283
  1303. 00:12:40,145 --> 00:12:43,166
  1304. my, "Hey, Amy, you turned
  1305. into a huge loser" party.
  1306.  
  1307. 284
  1308. 00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:45,168
  1309. You look amazing.
  1310.  
  1311. 285
  1312. 00:12:45,268 --> 00:12:47,971
  1313. You make a good living.
  1314. You have a great life.
  1315.  
  1316. 286
  1317. 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:52,109
  1318. Okay, Claire, I starred
  1319. in every single play
  1320.  
  1321. 287
  1322. 00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:53,744
  1323. in high school, okay?
  1324.  
  1325. 288
  1326. 00:12:53,844 --> 00:12:55,812
  1327. Everyone expected me
  1328. to be the famous one.
  1329.  
  1330. 289
  1331. 00:12:55,912 --> 00:12:58,248
  1332. Remember when I was scouted
  1333. by a top LA manager.
  1334.  
  1335. 290
  1336. 00:12:58,348 --> 00:13:00,016
  1337. Yeah, you did
  1338. background work
  1339.  
  1340. 291
  1341. 00:13:00,116 --> 00:13:02,119
  1342. on a Steven Seagal movie
  1343. that shot here
  1344.  
  1345. 292
  1346. 00:13:02,219 --> 00:13:04,121
  1347. and his agent tried
  1348. to screw you.
  1349.  
  1350. 293
  1351. 00:13:04,221 --> 00:13:06,757
  1352. - Ooh.
  1353. - Scouted? Bit of a stretch.
  1354.  
  1355. 294
  1356. 00:13:06,857 --> 00:13:09,192
  1357. Tomato, tomahto.
  1358. Also, you're a bitch.
  1359.  
  1360. 295
  1361. 00:13:09,292 --> 00:13:11,328
  1362. Tell me, do you or do you not
  1363. think that everyone
  1364.  
  1365. 296
  1366. 00:13:11,428 --> 00:13:13,797
  1367. expected me to be the
  1368. famous one from our class?
  1369.  
  1370. 297
  1371. 00:13:13,897 --> 00:13:16,897
  1372. Okay, fuck off.
  1373.  
  1374. 298
  1375. 00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,102
  1376. Hey, okay, look,
  1377. look, just stand beside me.
  1378.  
  1379. 299
  1380. 00:13:19,202 --> 00:13:21,271
  1381. No one will even notice you.
  1382.  
  1383. 300
  1384. 00:13:21,371 --> 00:13:23,567
  1385. Well, I think that we're all
  1386. doing something different
  1387.  
  1388. 301
  1389. 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,505
  1390. than we thought we'd be doing
  1391. in high school.
  1392.  
  1393. 302
  1394. 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,244
  1395. I sell insurance.
  1396.  
  1397. 303
  1398. 00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:29,946
  1399. I'm lame.
  1400. I actually suck.
  1401.  
  1402. 304
  1403. 00:13:30,046 --> 00:13:31,364
  1404. This is gonna be
  1405. an entire night
  1406.  
  1407. 305
  1408. 00:13:31,464 --> 00:13:33,450
  1409. of "What in sweet hell
  1410. happened to her?"
  1411.  
  1412. 306
  1413. 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,385
  1414. Is it me or is, like,
  1415. everyone in our class
  1416.  
  1417. 307
  1418. 00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:36,920
  1419. starting to look old?
  1420.  
  1421. 308
  1422. 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:40,023
  1423. I don't know.
  1424. Adam Pi looks pretty good.
  1425.  
  1426. 309
  1427. 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,521
  1428. You know what they say
  1429. about a man
  1430.  
  1431. 310
  1432. 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,093
  1433. with a big bank account.
  1434.  
  1435. 311
  1436. 00:13:43,193 --> 00:13:45,309
  1437. - You sound like a hooker.
  1438. - I've been called worse.
  1439.  
  1440. 312
  1441. 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,130
  1442. Remember this shithead?
  1443. Fucking Pi.
  1444.  
  1445. 313
  1446. 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:49,499
  1447. I can't believe
  1448. he makes more money in one year
  1449.  
  1450. 314
  1451. 00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:51,835
  1452. than we will
  1453. in our lifetimes combined.
  1454.  
  1455. 315
  1456. 00:13:51,935 --> 00:13:53,812
  1457. Who woulda thought
  1458. computers woulda caught on?
  1459.  
  1460. 316
  1461. 00:13:53,912 --> 00:13:55,070
  1462. I know, what an idiot, right?
  1463.  
  1464. 317
  1465. 00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:56,968
  1466. Right? I mean, yeah,
  1467. he's a millionaire now,
  1468.  
  1469. 318
  1470. 00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:58,068
  1471. but at what cost?
  1472.  
  1473. 319
  1474. 00:13:58,167 --> 00:14:00,324
  1475. The only thing he fucked
  1476. in high school was his hand,
  1477.  
  1478. 320
  1479. 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,341
  1480. and I heard it didn't even
  1481. go past second base.
  1482.  
  1483. 321
  1484. 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:03,441
  1485. Billionaire.
  1486.  
  1487. 322
  1488. 00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:04,698
  1489. He's now a multi-billionaire,
  1490.  
  1491. 323
  1492. 00:14:04,798 --> 00:14:06,595
  1493. and you would be surprised
  1494. at what this hand
  1495.  
  1496. 324
  1497. 00:14:06,695 --> 00:14:08,013
  1498. let me do to her
  1499. in high school.
  1500.  
  1501. 325
  1502. 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:11,188
  1503. A complete slut.
  1504. She had like no self-respect.
  1505.  
  1506. 326
  1507. 00:14:11,288 --> 00:14:13,490
  1508. It's okay.
  1509. That was a long time ago.
  1510.  
  1511. 327
  1512. 00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:15,592
  1513. I'd be upset if any of it
  1514. wasn't true.
  1515.  
  1516. 328
  1517. 00:14:15,692 --> 00:14:17,928
  1518. Let me buy you guys
  1519. a drink.
  1520.  
  1521. 329
  1522. 00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:20,096
  1523. Uh, we should
  1524. buy you a drink
  1525.  
  1526. 330
  1527. 00:14:20,196 --> 00:14:21,554
  1528. 'cause we were
  1529. complete assholes.
  1530.  
  1531. 331
  1532. 00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:23,266
  1533. I personally blame
  1534. the sister-fucker.
  1535.  
  1536. 332
  1537. 00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:24,935
  1538. Really lowers the bar
  1539. for this group.
  1540.  
  1541. 333
  1542. 00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:28,171
  1543. Hey, guys, I just pissed
  1544. all over the toilet paper.
  1545.  
  1546. 334
  1547. 00:14:28,271 --> 00:14:29,873
  1548. What if someone's
  1549. gotta go, dude?
  1550.  
  1551. 335
  1552. 00:14:29,973 --> 00:14:32,209
  1553. Yeah, let's hope.
  1554.  
  1555. 336
  1556. 00:14:32,309 --> 00:14:35,045
  1557. Is it possible that guy
  1558. hasn't even left high school?
  1559.  
  1560. 337
  1561. 00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:37,914
  1562. I feel like I had this
  1563. conversation 20 years ago.
  1564.  
  1565. 338
  1566. 00:14:38,014 --> 00:14:39,115
  1567. What a piece of shit.
  1568.  
  1569. 339
  1570. 00:14:39,215 --> 00:14:41,015
  1571. [chatter]
  1572.  
  1573. 340
  1574. 00:14:47,141 --> 00:14:48,625
  1575. What in the fuck?
  1576.  
  1577. 341
  1578. 00:14:48,725 --> 00:14:52,562
  1579. I'm-- I'm sorry,
  1580. I-- I--
  1581.  
  1582. 342
  1583. 00:14:52,662 --> 00:14:54,631
  1584. Why don't you watch
  1585. where the hell you're going,
  1586.  
  1587. 343
  1588. 00:14:54,731 --> 00:14:57,049
  1589. Shits-his-pantsky?
  1590.  
  1591. 344
  1592. 00:14:59,153 --> 00:15:01,353
  1593. [urinating]
  1594.  
  1595. 345
  1596. 00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:07,310
  1597. Hey how much
  1598. for your pants?
  1599.  
  1600. 346
  1601. 00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:11,648
  1602. - What's with the pants?
  1603. - Uh...
  1604.  
  1605. 347
  1606. 00:15:11,748 --> 00:15:13,950
  1607. I thought everybody
  1608. was wearing '90s stuff.
  1609.  
  1610. 348
  1611. 00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,385
  1612. [laughs]
  1613.  
  1614. 349
  1615. 00:15:15,485 --> 00:15:18,088
  1616. [laughs awkwardly]
  1617.  
  1618. 350
  1619. 00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:21,458
  1620. So, what have you
  1621. been up to, John?
  1622.  
  1623. 351
  1624. 00:15:21,558 --> 00:15:22,558
  1625. I'm a cop.
  1626.  
  1627. 352
  1628. 00:15:22,657 --> 00:15:24,928
  1629. Okay, so you're not
  1630.  
  1631. 353
  1632. 00:15:25,028 --> 00:15:26,930
  1633. beating people up
  1634. these days.
  1635.  
  1636. 354
  1637. 00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:29,028
  1638. I'm required by law
  1639. to be a little more selective
  1640.  
  1641. 355
  1642. 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,134
  1643. than I used to be.
  1644.  
  1645. 356
  1646. 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,970
  1647. Why don't I buy
  1648. everybody a drink?
  1649.  
  1650. 357
  1651. 00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:36,506
  1652. As a matter of fact,
  1653. drinks are on me
  1654.  
  1655. 358
  1656. 00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:37,974
  1657. for the rest of the night.
  1658.  
  1659. 359
  1660. 00:15:38,074 --> 00:15:40,477
  1661. - [cheering]
  1662. - Yay, Adam.
  1663.  
  1664. 360
  1665. 00:15:40,577 --> 00:15:44,630
  1666. - [music playing]
  1667. - [all chanting] Adam! Adam!
  1668.  
  1669. 361
  1670. 00:16:01,082 --> 00:16:05,969
  1671. - Here come more drinks.
  1672. - [cheers]
  1673.  
  1674. 362
  1675. 00:16:06,069 --> 00:16:08,469
  1676. [chattering]
  1677.  
  1678. 363
  1679. 00:16:10,157 --> 00:16:12,557
  1680. [whispering]
  1681.  
  1682. 364
  1683. 00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:23,402
  1684. This party's about to get lit.
  1685.  
  1686. 365
  1687. 00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:28,091
  1688. <i> ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪</i>
  1689.  
  1690. 366
  1691. 00:16:28,191 --> 00:16:30,193
  1692. <i> ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪</i>
  1693.  
  1694. 367
  1695. 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,295
  1696. <i> ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪</i>
  1697.  
  1698. 368
  1699. 00:16:32,395 --> 00:16:34,364
  1700. <i> ♪ Go, go, go ♪</i>
  1701.  
  1702. 369
  1703. 00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:36,633
  1704. <i> ♪ Yeah, mic check one, two ♪</i>
  1705.  
  1706. 370
  1707. 00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:39,469
  1708. <i> ♪ Come through with smoke</i>
  1709. <i>blowing up out of the sunroof ♪</i>
  1710.  
  1711. 371
  1712. 00:16:39,569 --> 00:16:41,671
  1713. <i> ♪ There's not a lot of things</i>
  1714. <i> that I won't do ♪</i>
  1715.  
  1716. 372
  1717. 00:16:41,771 --> 00:16:43,648
  1718. <i> ♪ When I'm doing everything</i>
  1719. <i> that I want to ♪</i>
  1720.  
  1721. 373
  1722. 00:16:43,748 --> 00:16:45,746
  1723. <i> ♪ Handsome, checking account</i>
  1724. <i> for fish waggin' ♪</i>
  1725.  
  1726. 374
  1727. 00:16:45,846 --> 00:16:47,510
  1728. <i> ♪ Dancing made with satin ♪</i>
  1729.  
  1730. 375
  1731. 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:49,980
  1732. <i> ♪ And you can't touch this</i>
  1733. <i> dancing, young Ted Danson ♪</i>
  1734.  
  1735. 376
  1736. 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,315
  1737. <i> ♪ They askin' if I can line up</i>
  1738. <i> a bit of Aspen ♪</i>
  1739.  
  1740. 377
  1741. 00:16:52,415 --> 00:16:54,451
  1742. <i> ♪ I cash in when they</i>
  1743. <i> come unfastened ♪</i>
  1744.  
  1745. 378
  1746. 00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:56,948
  1747. <i> ♪ It's something that cool</i>
  1748. <i>would never go out of fashion ♪</i>
  1749.  
  1750. 379
  1751. 00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:59,045
  1752. <i> ♪ You could bet your ass</i>
  1753. <i> on that sweet action ♪</i>
  1754.  
  1755. 380
  1756. 00:16:59,145 --> 00:17:01,661
  1757. <i> ♪ We rack it, then I serve it</i>
  1758. <i>up peace, stand for something ♪</i>
  1759.  
  1760. 381
  1761. 00:17:01,761 --> 00:17:03,638
  1762. <i> ♪ I'm in the game,</i>
  1763. <i> only do it to entertain ♪</i>
  1764.  
  1765. 382
  1766. 00:17:03,738 --> 00:17:05,935
  1767. <i> ♪ The only reason I'm</i>
  1768. <i> at the club is to get a bang ♪</i>
  1769.  
  1770. 383
  1771. 00:17:06,035 --> 00:17:07,731
  1772. <i> ♪ On everything,</i>
  1773. <i> getting heavy change ♪</i>
  1774.  
  1775. 384
  1776. 00:17:07,831 --> 00:17:10,467
  1777. <i> ♪ I'm in the pain, gettin'</i>
  1778. <i> bank, switching lanes, uh ♪</i>
  1779.  
  1780. 385
  1781. 00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,763
  1782. <i>♪ We don't care what y'all say,</i>
  1783. <i> care what y'all say ♪</i>
  1784.  
  1785. 386
  1786. 00:17:12,863 --> 00:17:14,671
  1787. <i> ♪ We don't care</i>
  1788. <i> what y'all say ♪</i>
  1789.  
  1790. 387
  1791. 00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:17,040
  1792. <i> ♪ We gonna do it all day,</i>
  1793. <i> do it all day ♪</i>
  1794.  
  1795. 388
  1796. 00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:19,409
  1797. <i> ♪ We gonna do it all day ♪</i>
  1798.  
  1799. 389
  1800. 00:17:19,509 --> 00:17:21,706
  1801. <i>♪ We don't care what y'all say,</i>
  1802. <i> care what y'all say ♪</i>
  1803.  
  1804. 390
  1805. 00:17:21,806 --> 00:17:23,713
  1806. <i> ♪ We don't care</i>
  1807. <i> what y'all say ♪</i>
  1808.  
  1809. 391
  1810. 00:17:23,813 --> 00:17:25,715
  1811. <i> ♪ We gonna do it all day,</i>
  1812. <i> do it all day ♪</i>
  1813.  
  1814. 392
  1815. 00:17:25,815 --> 00:17:28,451
  1816. <i> ♪ We gonna do it all day ♪</i>
  1817.  
  1818. 393
  1819. 00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,220
  1820. [airhorn blows]
  1821.  
  1822. 394
  1823. 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,204
  1824. [cheering]
  1825.  
  1826. 395
  1827. 00:17:36,444 --> 00:17:38,194
  1828. <i> ♪ We gonna do it all day ♪</i>
  1829.  
  1830. 396
  1831. 00:17:38,294 --> 00:17:40,171
  1832. <i> ♪ Dance at the party</i>
  1833. <i> as you pull the focus ♪</i>
  1834.  
  1835. 397
  1836. 00:17:40,271 --> 00:17:42,298
  1837. <i> ♪ Ask anybody, we swarm,</i>
  1838. <i> we're locusts ♪</i>
  1839.  
  1840. 398
  1841. 00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:44,914
  1842. <i> ♪ You see how crazy you look?</i>
  1843. <i> You're crazier than you look ♪</i>
  1844.  
  1845. 399
  1846. 00:17:45,014 --> 00:17:46,972
  1847. <i> ♪ Get on a roll, take a page</i>
  1848. <i> out of any book ♪</i>
  1849.  
  1850. 400
  1851. 00:17:47,072 --> 00:17:48,869
  1852. <i> ♪ Turn it up, uh,</i>
  1853. <i> till you're burnin' up ♪</i>
  1854.  
  1855. 401
  1856. 00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:51,074
  1857. <i> ♪ Turn it up, yeah,</i>
  1858. <i> are you burnin' up? ♪</i>
  1859.  
  1860. 402
  1861. 00:17:51,174 --> 00:17:53,243
  1862. ♪<i> Turn it up, uh,</i>
  1863. <i> till you're burnin' up ♪</i>
  1864.  
  1865. 403
  1866. 00:17:53,343 --> 00:17:55,812
  1867. <i> ♪ Going in the place where</i>
  1868. <i> the jam and the party's at ♪</i>
  1869.  
  1870. 404
  1871. 00:17:55,912 --> 00:17:58,109
  1872. <i>♪ We don't care what y'all say,</i>
  1873. <i> care what y'all say ♪</i>
  1874.  
  1875. 405
  1876. 00:17:58,209 --> 00:18:00,183
  1877. <i> ♪ We don't care</i>
  1878. <i> what y'all say ♪</i>
  1879.  
  1880. 406
  1881. 00:18:00,283 --> 00:18:02,185
  1882. <i> ♪ We gonna do it all day,</i>
  1883. <i> do it all day ♪</i>
  1884.  
  1885. 407
  1886. 00:18:02,285 --> 00:18:04,788
  1887. <i> ♪ We gonna do it all day ♪</i>
  1888.  
  1889. 408
  1890. 00:18:04,888 --> 00:18:07,084
  1891. <i>♪ We don't care what y'all say,</i>
  1892. <i> care what y'all say ♪</i>
  1893.  
  1894. 409
  1895. 00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:09,225
  1896. <i> ♪ We don't care</i>
  1897. <i> what y'all say ♪</i>
  1898.  
  1899. 410
  1900. 00:18:09,325 --> 00:18:11,194
  1901. <i> ♪ We gonna do it all day,</i>
  1902. <i> do it all day ♪</i>
  1903.  
  1904. 411
  1905. 00:18:11,294 --> 00:18:14,097
  1906. <i> ♪ We gonna do it all day. ♪</i>
  1907.  
  1908. 412
  1909. 00:18:14,197 --> 00:18:15,881
  1910. [airhorn blows]
  1911.  
  1912. 413
  1913. 00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:23,689
  1914. [retching]
  1915.  
  1916. 414
  1917. 00:18:25,808 --> 00:18:28,845
  1918. Are you gonna live?
  1919.  
  1920. 415
  1921. 00:18:28,945 --> 00:18:30,680
  1922. You can't flush
  1923. the tub, sweetie.
  1924.  
  1925. 416
  1926. 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:34,284
  1927. [Adam] Whoa! Whoa, whoa,
  1928. whoa, whoa. Whoa.
  1929.  
  1930. 417
  1931. 00:18:34,384 --> 00:18:36,586
  1932. - What the hell?
  1933. - What's going on? Where am I?
  1934.  
  1935. 418
  1936. 00:18:36,686 --> 00:18:38,121
  1937. I just went to go
  1938. to the bathroom.
  1939.  
  1940. 419
  1941. 00:18:38,221 --> 00:18:39,779
  1942. I think I came back
  1943. to the wrong room.
  1944.  
  1945. 420
  1946. 00:18:39,879 --> 00:18:41,257
  1947. Easy.
  1948. Everybody calm down.
  1949.  
  1950. 421
  1951. 00:18:41,357 --> 00:18:42,435
  1952. This guy tried
  1953. to rape me.
  1954.  
  1955. 422
  1956. 00:18:42,535 --> 00:18:44,794
  1957. I did not try
  1958. to rape anyone.
  1959.  
  1960. 423
  1961. 00:18:44,894 --> 00:18:46,529
  1962. Why are you naked?
  1963.  
  1964. 424
  1965. 00:18:46,629 --> 00:18:49,632
  1966. I'm not naked. Underwear.
  1967. I have underwear.
  1968.  
  1969. 425
  1970. 00:18:49,732 --> 00:18:51,534
  1971. What did you do
  1972. to my fucking hamster?
  1973.  
  1974. 426
  1975. 00:18:51,634 --> 00:18:53,103
  1976. Watch your mouth!
  1977.  
  1978. 427
  1979. 00:18:53,203 --> 00:18:55,621
  1980. But what did you do
  1981. to his fucking hamster?
  1982.  
  1983. 428
  1984. 00:18:59,627 --> 00:19:02,345
  1985. Hey, sorry. I have no idea
  1986. how I got in that room
  1987.  
  1988. 429
  1989. 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,322
  1990. or anything about the hamster
  1991. or what he was--
  1992.  
  1993. 430
  1994. 00:19:04,422 --> 00:19:06,549
  1995. Easy, Richard Gere.
  1996.  
  1997. 431
  1998. 00:19:06,649 --> 00:19:09,586
  1999. Jenny found it. It was
  2000. in his little brother's room.
  2001.  
  2002. 432
  2003. 00:19:09,686 --> 00:19:11,154
  2004. Those your boys?
  2005.  
  2006. 433
  2007. 00:19:11,254 --> 00:19:12,755
  2008. Step boys.
  2009.  
  2010. 434
  2011. 00:19:12,855 --> 00:19:14,224
  2012. Step sons.
  2013.  
  2014. 435
  2015. 00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:15,682
  2016. Had a good time
  2017. last night, yeah?
  2018.  
  2019. 436
  2020. 00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:16,782
  2021. Fuck, yeah.
  2022.  
  2023. 437
  2024. 00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:18,361
  2025. I'd kill to do
  2026. high school again.
  2027.  
  2028. 438
  2029. 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,430
  2030. I was in the zone last night.
  2031.  
  2032. 439
  2033. 00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,527
  2034. Don't you think it's weird
  2035. that we do high school
  2036.  
  2037. 440
  2038. 00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:24,504
  2039. when we're 17 during
  2040. total hormonal confusion?
  2041.  
  2042. 441
  2043. 00:19:24,604 --> 00:19:26,302
  2044. Nobody was in the right
  2045. frame of mind.
  2046.  
  2047. 442
  2048. 00:19:26,402 --> 00:19:28,238
  2049. Nobody did high school
  2050. like they wanted to.
  2051.  
  2052. 443
  2053. 00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:30,473
  2054. Speak for yourself.
  2055. I was the king in high school.
  2056.  
  2057. 444
  2058. 00:19:30,573 --> 00:19:32,876
  2059. Chicks wanted to fuck me,
  2060. dudes wanted to be me.
  2061.  
  2062. 445
  2063. 00:19:32,976 --> 00:19:35,661
  2064. I wish I could do it again.
  2065. I would do it so differently.
  2066.  
  2067. 446
  2068. 00:19:37,932 --> 00:19:40,550
  2069. What if you could?
  2070.  
  2071. 447
  2072. 00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:44,687
  2073. - Would you?
  2074. - What do you mean?
  2075.  
  2076. 448
  2077. 00:19:44,787 --> 00:19:47,357
  2078. What if we did high school
  2079. all over again?
  2080.  
  2081. 449
  2082. 00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:49,826
  2083. Like, what if we got
  2084. all our teachers together,
  2085.  
  2086. 450
  2087. 00:19:49,926 --> 00:19:52,629
  2088. everybody from our class,
  2089. and we did it again,
  2090.  
  2091. 451
  2092. 00:19:52,729 --> 00:19:54,164
  2093. but for, like, a month?
  2094.  
  2095. 452
  2096. 00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:57,333
  2097. [scoffs] For starters,
  2098. I got a mortgage to pay.
  2099.  
  2100. 453
  2101. 00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:59,235
  2102. What if money
  2103. was no issue?
  2104.  
  2105. 454
  2106. 00:19:59,335 --> 00:20:01,092
  2107. What if I gave you
  2108. the same amount of money
  2109.  
  2110. 455
  2111. 00:20:01,192 --> 00:20:02,192
  2112. you'd make landscaping?
  2113.  
  2114. 456
  2115. 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:04,941
  2116. [chuckles]
  2117. You're crazy, you know that?
  2118.  
  2119. 457
  2120. 00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,709
  2121. What if I gave you
  2122. one year's salary
  2123.  
  2124. 458
  2125. 00:20:06,809 --> 00:20:07,887
  2126. for one month of your time?
  2127.  
  2128. 459
  2129. 00:20:07,987 --> 00:20:09,279
  2130. One more month
  2131. of high school?
  2132.  
  2133. 460
  2134. 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:11,948
  2135. Are you serious?
  2136.  
  2137. 461
  2138. 00:20:12,048 --> 00:20:14,951
  2139. This is a great idea.
  2140.  
  2141. 462
  2142. 00:20:15,051 --> 00:20:18,955
  2143. Bad idea.
  2144. Last night was a bad idea.
  2145.  
  2146. 463
  2147. 00:20:19,055 --> 00:20:22,825
  2148. That reunion, it sucked
  2149. more than high school did.
  2150.  
  2151. 464
  2152. 00:20:22,925 --> 00:20:24,727
  2153. Remember in 12th grade
  2154. when you passed out
  2155.  
  2156. 465
  2157. 00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:27,830
  2158. and Trevor drew a dick
  2159. on your face?
  2160.  
  2161. 466
  2162. 00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:29,232
  2163. You're right,
  2164. that was worse.
  2165.  
  2166. 467
  2167. 00:20:29,332 --> 00:20:30,900
  2168. Kinda the same.
  2169.  
  2170. 468
  2171. 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,303
  2172. No, he's right.
  2173. That was way worse.
  2174.  
  2175. 469
  2176. 00:20:33,403 --> 00:20:35,821
  2177. [both]
  2178. No, no, kinda the same.
  2179.  
  2180. 470
  2181. 00:20:37,524 --> 00:20:39,242
  2182. Son of a bitch.
  2183.  
  2184. 471
  2185. 00:20:39,342 --> 00:20:40,342
  2186. Fuck.
  2187.  
  2188. 472
  2189. 00:20:40,977 --> 00:20:42,455
  2190. Wait, this is when
  2191. you guys tell me?
  2192.  
  2193. 473
  2194. 00:20:42,555 --> 00:20:43,746
  2195. Now, at breakfast?
  2196.  
  2197. 474
  2198. 00:20:43,846 --> 00:20:45,324
  2199. Didn't want you
  2200. to be uncomfortable.
  2201.  
  2202. 475
  2203. 00:20:45,424 --> 00:20:47,517
  2204. [stammers]
  2205. His fault.
  2206.  
  2207. 476
  2208. 00:20:47,617 --> 00:20:51,421
  2209. The entire grad class
  2210. for one month?
  2211.  
  2212. 477
  2213. 00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:53,289
  2214. What about teachers?
  2215.  
  2216. 478
  2217. 00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:56,459
  2218. Yes, all of the old teachers,
  2219. everyone from our class,
  2220.  
  2221. 479
  2222. 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,228
  2223. just like it was.
  2224.  
  2225. 480
  2226. 00:20:58,328 --> 00:21:00,230
  2227. You're some sort
  2228. of school board rep, yeah?
  2229.  
  2230. 481
  2231. 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,332
  2232. Deputy superintendent.
  2233.  
  2234. 482
  2235. 00:21:02,432 --> 00:21:06,736
  2236. Okay, so, you can get clearance,
  2237. draw up the legal paperwork.
  2238.  
  2239. 483
  2240. 00:21:06,836 --> 00:21:10,506
  2241. One year's salary for one more
  2242. month of high school.
  2243.  
  2244. 484
  2245. 00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:12,942
  2246. It's your chance
  2247. to be valedictorian.
  2248.  
  2249. 485
  2250. 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,078
  2251. Well, it should have been mine
  2252. in the first place.
  2253.  
  2254. 486
  2255. 00:21:15,178 --> 00:21:17,380
  2256. I had better grades,
  2257. I was in way more activities,
  2258.  
  2259. 487
  2260. 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,299
  2261. I just--
  2262. [sighs]
  2263.  
  2264. 488
  2265. 00:21:21,735 --> 00:21:24,988
  2266. <i> What are the terms</i>
  2267. <i> and conditions?</i>
  2268.  
  2269. 489
  2270. 00:21:25,088 --> 00:21:26,823
  2271. [Adam]<i> One more crack</i>
  2272. <i> at doing the things</i>
  2273.  
  2274. 490
  2275. 00:21:26,923 --> 00:21:28,891
  2276. <i> you'd have done then</i>
  2277. <i> using what you know now.</i>
  2278.  
  2279. 491
  2280. 00:21:28,991 --> 00:21:31,294
  2281. - <i> The ultimate do-over.</i>
  2282. - Uh-huh.
  2283.  
  2284. 492
  2285. 00:21:31,394 --> 00:21:34,497
  2286. - <i> So, what do you say, Steve?</i>
  2287. - [groaning]
  2288.  
  2289. 493
  2290. 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,733
  2291. High school again?
  2292. How much?
  2293.  
  2294. 494
  2295. 00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:38,801
  2296. - Hello?
  2297. - Hello?
  2298.  
  2299. 495
  2300. 00:21:38,901 --> 00:21:40,670
  2301. - Hello?
  2302. - What's up?
  2303.  
  2304. 496
  2305. 00:21:40,770 --> 00:21:42,972
  2306. - What's up?
  2307. - [both] Whassap?
  2308.  
  2309. 497
  2310. 00:21:43,072 --> 00:21:45,575
  2311. Back to what?
  2312. Back to school?
  2313.  
  2314. 498
  2315. 00:21:45,675 --> 00:21:48,044
  2316. That's right.
  2317. Same classes, same teachers.
  2318.  
  2319. 499
  2320. 00:21:48,144 --> 00:21:50,346
  2321. Is everyone gonna be there?
  2322.  
  2323. 500
  2324. 00:21:50,446 --> 00:21:51,814
  2325. That goes over there.
  2326.  
  2327. 501
  2328. 00:21:51,914 --> 00:21:54,384
  2329. Do we have to go
  2330. every day?
  2331.  
  2332. 502
  2333. 00:21:54,484 --> 00:21:55,842
  2334. One more chance
  2335. to do high school
  2336.  
  2337. 503
  2338. 00:21:55,942 --> 00:21:57,654
  2339. the way you wish
  2340. you would've done it.
  2341.  
  2342. 504
  2343. 00:21:57,754 --> 00:22:00,423
  2344. I'm a single mom. I don't
  2345. have time to do homework.
  2346.  
  2347. 505
  2348. 00:22:00,523 --> 00:22:03,526
  2349. Okay, okay, what you're saying
  2350. is you invented time travel.
  2351.  
  2352. 506
  2353. 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,595
  2354. We're not actually time traveling.
  2355.  
  2356. 507
  2357. 00:22:05,695 --> 00:22:07,563
  2358. What exists now still exists.
  2359.  
  2360. 508
  2361. 00:22:07,663 --> 00:22:09,966
  2362. I can't just surgically redo
  2363. my hymen, Adam.
  2364.  
  2365. 509
  2366. 00:22:10,066 --> 00:22:12,402
  2367. It's ripped to shreds.
  2368.  
  2369. 510
  2370. 00:22:12,502 --> 00:22:14,871
  2371. Everything will be pants on,
  2372. so nobody will notice.
  2373.  
  2374. 511
  2375. 00:22:14,971 --> 00:22:16,608
  2376. It it supposed to be, like,
  2377. we're dating
  2378.  
  2379. 512
  2380. 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:19,842
  2381. who we were dating, too, or...?
  2382.  
  2383. 513
  2384. 00:22:19,942 --> 00:22:22,745
  2385. Okay, but I'm not giving
  2386. Steve Probyn a hand job again.
  2387.  
  2388. 514
  2389. 00:22:22,845 --> 00:22:24,514
  2390. - [Adam]<i> Steve?</i>
  2391. - Yeah.
  2392.  
  2393. 515
  2394. 00:22:24,614 --> 00:22:26,616
  2395. I'm gonna buy
  2396. an old sports almanac...
  2397.  
  2398. 516
  2399. 00:22:26,716 --> 00:22:28,718
  2400. - What, no--
  2401. - ...bet on some old games.
  2402.  
  2403. 517
  2404. 00:22:28,818 --> 00:22:31,054
  2405. And I'm gonna
  2406. be a gajillionaire.
  2407.  
  2408. 518
  2409. 00:22:31,154 --> 00:22:32,689
  2410. Fuck, yeah!
  2411. I'm in.
  2412.  
  2413. 519
  2414. 00:22:32,789 --> 00:22:34,057
  2415. I'm in 110%.
  2416.  
  2417. 520
  2418. 00:22:34,157 --> 00:22:36,559
  2419. - Boo-yah.
  2420. - I'm in.
  2421.  
  2422. 521
  2423. 00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:39,028
  2424. I'm going back to high school.
  2425.  
  2426. 522
  2427. 00:22:39,128 --> 00:22:40,763
  2428. - Okay.
  2429. - Yeah.
  2430.  
  2431. 523
  2432. 00:22:40,863 --> 00:22:43,415
  2433. [laughs]
  2434. It's a-- oh, I have to go.
  2435.  
  2436. 524
  2437. 00:22:46,053 --> 00:22:48,571
  2438. It's not a DeLorean
  2439. and 1.21 "Jigawatts,"
  2440.  
  2441. 525
  2442. 00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:51,123
  2443. but it is my chance
  2444. to go back to the future.
  2445.  
  2446. 526
  2447. 00:22:53,527 --> 00:22:57,729
  2448. I'm going back to school, Mom.
  2449. Fuck you.
  2450.  
  2451. 527
  2452. 00:23:02,936 --> 00:23:04,893
  2453. - This is a bad idea.
  2454. - [indistinct game noises]
  2455.  
  2456. 528
  2457. 00:23:04,993 --> 00:23:06,522
  2458. It's a very bad idea.
  2459.  
  2460. 529
  2461. 00:23:06,622 --> 00:23:08,458
  2462. You said the same thing
  2463. about touchscreens.
  2464.  
  2465. 530
  2466. 00:23:08,558 --> 00:23:10,793
  2467. Well, yeah, for people
  2468. who use their phones
  2469.  
  2470. 531
  2471. 00:23:10,893 --> 00:23:13,096
  2472. primarily for work.
  2473. You know, email, texting.
  2474.  
  2475. 532
  2476. 00:23:13,196 --> 00:23:15,064
  2477. There's no tactile feedback.
  2478.  
  2479. 533
  2480. 00:23:15,164 --> 00:23:17,533
  2481. Is everything not inevitably
  2482. shifting to voice command?
  2483.  
  2484. 534
  2485. 00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:19,535
  2486. With devices moving
  2487. from external to wearable,
  2488.  
  2489. 535
  2490. 00:23:19,635 --> 00:23:21,404
  2491. or even internal modes
  2492. of functionality.
  2493.  
  2494. 536
  2495. 00:23:21,504 --> 00:23:23,873
  2496. Yes, and yes. We should get
  2497. these guys jobs in R&D.
  2498.  
  2499. 537
  2500. 00:23:23,973 --> 00:23:26,843
  2501. Adam, we've got a huge
  2502. product launch coming up.
  2503.  
  2504. 538
  2505. 00:23:26,943 --> 00:23:29,379
  2506. If we take a month off now
  2507. to go back to school,
  2508.  
  2509. 539
  2510. 00:23:29,479 --> 00:23:31,481
  2511. we're gonna be asking
  2512. these guys for jobs.
  2513.  
  2514. 540
  2515. 00:23:31,581 --> 00:23:33,498
  2516. [all groan]
  2517.  
  2518. 541
  2519. 00:23:36,203 --> 00:23:38,020
  2520. What about your public image?
  2521.  
  2522. 542
  2523. 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,590
  2524. We'll get people to sign
  2525. nondisclosure agreements.
  2526.  
  2527. 543
  2528. 00:23:40,690 --> 00:23:43,246
  2529. Come on, isn't there one thing
  2530. you wish you'd done differently?
  2531.  
  2532. 544
  2533. 00:23:43,346 --> 00:23:44,346
  2534. [scoffs]
  2535.  
  2536. 545
  2537. 00:23:46,529 --> 00:23:49,729
  2538. Not shit myself?
  2539.  
  2540. 546
  2541. 00:23:50,099 --> 00:23:51,634
  2542. Why is this
  2543. so important to you?
  2544.  
  2545. 547
  2546. 00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:53,212
  2547. I mean, you already
  2548. have everything.
  2549.  
  2550. 548
  2551. 00:23:53,312 --> 00:23:55,772
  2552. If you want Darcie Williams,
  2553. you can do it now present day,
  2554.  
  2555. 549
  2556. 00:23:55,872 --> 00:23:58,908
  2557. without going
  2558. back to high school.
  2559.  
  2560. 550
  2561. 00:23:59,008 --> 00:24:01,010
  2562. [Betty]<i> Front door.</i>
  2563.  
  2564. 551
  2565. 00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:03,880
  2566. Look, you said it yourself,
  2567. I have everything.
  2568.  
  2569. 552
  2570. 00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:06,783
  2571. But positive memories
  2572. of high school, okay?
  2573.  
  2574. 553
  2575. 00:24:06,883 --> 00:24:09,568
  2576. I just want to put the "cool"
  2577. in "high school," just once.
  2578.  
  2579. 554
  2580. 00:24:11,939 --> 00:24:14,056
  2581. Andy and Dennis are in.
  2582.  
  2583. 555
  2584. 00:24:14,156 --> 00:24:15,625
  2585. I promised myself
  2586. when I was little
  2587.  
  2588. 556
  2589. 00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:17,403
  2590. I would lose my virginity
  2591. in high school.
  2592.  
  2593. 557
  2594. 00:24:17,503 --> 00:24:19,929
  2595. I will not fail.
  2596.  
  2597. 558
  2598. 00:24:20,029 --> 00:24:23,533
  2599. Virginity doesn't
  2600. grow back, Andy.
  2601.  
  2602. 559
  2603. 00:24:23,633 --> 00:24:25,468
  2604. Once you lose it,
  2605. you lose it.
  2606.  
  2607. 560
  2608. 00:24:25,568 --> 00:24:27,368
  2609. Oh, Andy.
  2610.  
  2611. 561
  2612. 00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:29,071
  2613. [Betty]
  2614. <i> Your guests have arrived.</i>
  2615.  
  2616. 562
  2617. 00:24:29,171 --> 00:24:31,690
  2618. [music playing]
  2619.  
  2620. 563
  2621. 00:24:42,903 --> 00:24:45,937
  2622. Well, gentlemen,
  2623. let's start rewriting history.
  2624.  
  2625. 564
  2626. 00:24:47,508 --> 00:24:49,025
  2627. So, the agency
  2628. made everything clear.
  2629.  
  2630. 565
  2631. 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:51,594
  2632. You want us to watch you
  2633. play video games.
  2634.  
  2635. 566
  2636. 00:24:51,694 --> 00:24:53,563
  2637. And cheer you on
  2638. enthusiastically.
  2639.  
  2640. 567
  2641. 00:24:53,663 --> 00:24:55,832
  2642. Touching's okay, but no sex.
  2643.  
  2644. 568
  2645. 00:24:55,932 --> 00:24:57,567
  2646. With each other is okay.
  2647.  
  2648. 569
  2649. 00:24:57,667 --> 00:24:59,867
  2650. No, no sex.
  2651.  
  2652. 570
  2653. 00:25:00,002 --> 00:25:02,159
  2654. We just want you to appreciate
  2655. our beast mode skills.
  2656.  
  2657. 571
  2658. 00:25:02,259 --> 00:25:04,740
  2659. But you know that
  2660. the price is the same
  2661.  
  2662. 572
  2663. 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,609
  2664. whether or not
  2665. you have sex with us, right?
  2666.  
  2667. 573
  2668. 00:25:06,709 --> 00:25:08,478
  2669. Just as requested, please.
  2670.  
  2671. 574
  2672. 00:25:08,578 --> 00:25:12,915
  2673. I know, it's weird.
  2674. Less judgy eyes.
  2675.  
  2676. 575
  2677. 00:25:13,015 --> 00:25:14,733
  2678. We came up with this
  2679. when we were 14.
  2680.  
  2681. 576
  2682. 00:25:16,169 --> 00:25:17,887
  2683. Are you guys sure
  2684. this is okay?
  2685.  
  2686. 577
  2687. 00:25:17,987 --> 00:25:21,157
  2688. Oh, yeah, this is
  2689. actually way sexier.
  2690.  
  2691. 578
  2692. 00:25:21,257 --> 00:25:22,825
  2693. Totally.
  2694.  
  2695. 579
  2696. 00:25:22,925 --> 00:25:25,661
  2697. I could seriously crush
  2698. some noodles right now.
  2699.  
  2700. 580
  2701. 00:25:25,761 --> 00:25:27,196
  2702. Marry me.
  2703.  
  2704. 581
  2705. 00:25:27,296 --> 00:25:29,247
  2706. So, are you in?
  2707.  
  2708. 582
  2709. 00:25:36,890 --> 00:25:39,247
  2710. Do we have to date the same
  2711. girls we dated in high school?
  2712.  
  2713. 583
  2714. 00:25:39,347 --> 00:25:41,811
  2715. Get to, have to, want to.
  2716. What's the difference?
  2717.  
  2718. 584
  2719. 00:25:41,911 --> 00:25:43,846
  2720. [laughs, sighs]
  2721.  
  2722. 585
  2723. 00:25:43,946 --> 00:25:45,504
  2724. You guys know
  2725. this is pathetic, right?
  2726.  
  2727. 586
  2728. 00:25:45,604 --> 00:25:46,816
  2729. This is so desperate.
  2730.  
  2731. 587
  2732. 00:25:46,916 --> 00:25:48,354
  2733. Your dad seems to think
  2734. that it's--
  2735.  
  2736. 588
  2737. 00:25:48,454 --> 00:25:50,920
  2738. Hey, Trevor is not my dad.
  2739.  
  2740. 589
  2741. 00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:52,722
  2742. Trevor is my mom's mistake.
  2743.  
  2744. 590
  2745. 00:25:52,822 --> 00:25:53,822
  2746. Wow.
  2747.  
  2748. 591
  2749. 00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:55,992
  2750. You know I can
  2751. hear you, right?
  2752.  
  2753. 592
  2754. 00:25:56,092 --> 00:25:57,560
  2755. That's a relief.
  2756.  
  2757. 593
  2758. 00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:59,562
  2759. I was worried I wasn't
  2760. saying it loud enough.
  2761.  
  2762. 594
  2763. 00:25:59,662 --> 00:26:02,714
  2764. All right, you two.
  2765. That's enough.
  2766.  
  2767. 595
  2768. 00:26:04,818 --> 00:26:09,238
  2769. So?
  2770. Can we get the time off work?
  2771.  
  2772. 596
  2773. 00:26:09,338 --> 00:26:12,775
  2774. I was gonna have to lay you two
  2775. off since it's the slow season.
  2776.  
  2777. 597
  2778. 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:16,178
  2779. But I told Adam that we make
  2780. twice as much as we do.
  2781.  
  2782. 598
  2783. 00:26:16,278 --> 00:26:17,547
  2784. Didn't even phase him.
  2785.  
  2786. 599
  2787. 00:26:17,647 --> 00:26:19,549
  2788. - Trevor.
  2789. - What?
  2790.  
  2791. 600
  2792. 00:26:19,649 --> 00:26:21,984
  2793. It's not like
  2794. he can't afford it.
  2795.  
  2796. 601
  2797. 00:26:22,084 --> 00:26:25,684
  2798. We are back, boys!
  2799.  
  2800. 602
  2801. 00:26:27,123 --> 00:26:28,923
  2802. Grad '97!
  2803.  
  2804. 603
  2805. 00:26:30,026 --> 00:26:32,077
  2806. - [school bell rings]
  2807. - Whoo!
  2808.  
  2809. 604
  2810. 00:26:37,951 --> 00:26:39,351
  2811. [sighs]
  2812.  
  2813. 605
  2814. 00:26:48,328 --> 00:26:52,764
  2815. You showed up to the first day
  2816. of school in a DeLorean?
  2817.  
  2818. 606
  2819. 00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:58,621
  2820. - Too much?
  2821. - Too much.
  2822.  
  2823. 607
  2824. 00:26:58,721 --> 00:27:02,024
  2825. You, uh, gonna change
  2826. those clothes?
  2827.  
  2828. 608
  2829. 00:27:02,124 --> 00:27:03,993
  2830. Where we're going,
  2831. we don't need clothes.
  2832.  
  2833. 609
  2834. 00:27:04,093 --> 00:27:05,093
  2835. What?
  2836.  
  2837. 610
  2838. 00:27:06,829 --> 00:27:09,648
  2839. You are my density.
  2840.  
  2841. 611
  2842. 00:27:11,818 --> 00:27:17,088
  2843. 1.21 "Jigawatts"!
  2844. 1.21 "Jigawatts"!
  2845.  
  2846. 612
  2847. 00:27:19,126 --> 00:27:20,876
  2848. Greg! Greg, wait up!
  2849.  
  2850. 613
  2851. 00:27:20,976 --> 00:27:24,146
  2852. - Excuse me, coming through.
  2853. - Excuse me.
  2854.  
  2855. 614
  2856. 00:27:24,246 --> 00:27:26,749
  2857. What have you done?
  2858.  
  2859. 615
  2860. 00:27:26,849 --> 00:27:28,651
  2861. Trust me,
  2862. this is gonna be amazing.
  2863.  
  2864. 616
  2865. 00:27:28,751 --> 00:27:30,753
  2866. Hey, guys.
  2867.  
  2868. 617
  2869. 00:27:30,853 --> 00:27:32,855
  2870. You excited or nervous
  2871. for the first day?
  2872.  
  2873. 618
  2874. 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:35,992
  2875. [stammers]
  2876. Yeah.
  2877.  
  2878. 619
  2879. 00:27:36,092 --> 00:27:37,530
  2880. [whispers]
  2881. Pull your shit together.
  2882.  
  2883. 620
  2884. 00:27:37,630 --> 00:27:38,928
  2885. Oh, hey, honey.
  2886.  
  2887. 621
  2888. 00:27:39,028 --> 00:27:41,413
  2889. God, you are so humiliating.
  2890.  
  2891. 622
  2892. 00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:45,067
  2893. Don't you think it's crazy
  2894.  
  2895. 623
  2896. 00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:47,737
  2897. how I have a daughter
  2898. in the same grade as me?
  2899.  
  2900. 624
  2901. 00:27:47,837 --> 00:27:50,422
  2902. Well, as us.
  2903. It's weird, right?
  2904.  
  2905. 625
  2906. 00:27:55,028 --> 00:27:57,913
  2907. That's a great outfit.
  2908.  
  2909. 626
  2910. 00:27:58,013 --> 00:27:59,815
  2911. Thanks, I went
  2912. back-to-school shopping
  2913.  
  2914. 627
  2915. 00:27:59,915 --> 00:28:01,050
  2916. and it felt like old times.
  2917.  
  2918. 628
  2919. 00:28:01,150 --> 00:28:02,400
  2920. That's what she said, heh.
  2921.  
  2922. 629
  2923. 00:28:04,438 --> 00:28:07,038
  2924. Anyway, um, thanks.
  2925.  
  2926. 630
  2927. 00:28:12,345 --> 00:28:14,096
  2928. I have seen you in rooms
  2929.  
  2930. 631
  2931. 00:28:14,196 --> 00:28:16,732
  2932. with some of the most
  2933. powerful leaders in the world.
  2934.  
  2935. 632
  2936. 00:28:16,832 --> 00:28:18,901
  2937. I've listened through
  2938. walls of lavish hotels
  2939.  
  2940. 633
  2941. 00:28:19,001 --> 00:28:23,105
  2942. while you've had mad, crazy,
  2943. tantric sex with supermodels.
  2944.  
  2945. 634
  2946. 00:28:23,205 --> 00:28:25,908
  2947. But ten seconds
  2948. with Darcie Williams,
  2949.  
  2950. 635
  2951. 00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:27,777
  2952. you just fall to pieces.
  2953.  
  2954. 636
  2955. 00:28:27,877 --> 00:28:29,812
  2956. - [bell rings]
  2957. - Hey, excuse me.
  2958.  
  2959. 637
  2960. 00:28:29,912 --> 00:28:30,912
  2961. Yeah.
  2962.  
  2963. 638
  2964. 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,200
  2965. Yo.
  2966.  
  2967. 639
  2968. 00:28:36,770 --> 00:28:37,770
  2969. Ooh.
  2970.  
  2971. 640
  2972. 00:28:42,342 --> 00:28:44,760
  2973. It is killing me that I don't
  2974. remember who you are.
  2975.  
  2976. 641
  2977. 00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:47,430
  2978. But I don't think
  2979. you can sit there.
  2980.  
  2981. 642
  2982. 00:28:47,530 --> 00:28:49,331
  2983. That's for Mr. Wagner.
  2984.  
  2985. 643
  2986. 00:28:49,431 --> 00:28:53,169
  2987. But I'd be more than happy
  2988. to treat my desk as a bunk bed.
  2989.  
  2990. 644
  2991. 00:28:53,269 --> 00:28:55,171
  2992. You want top or bottom?
  2993.  
  2994. 645
  2995. 00:28:55,271 --> 00:28:57,973
  2996. Mr. Wagner was my father.
  2997.  
  2998. 646
  2999. 00:28:58,073 --> 00:29:00,009
  3000. Unfortunately,
  3001. he could not be here,
  3002.  
  3003. 647
  3004. 00:29:00,109 --> 00:29:02,066
  3005. so Miss Russell asked
  3006. if I would take his place.
  3007.  
  3008. 648
  3009. 00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:05,114
  3010. That's bullshit.
  3011. Come on, Pi.
  3012.  
  3013. 649
  3014. 00:29:05,214 --> 00:29:09,018
  3015. You said we're gonna
  3016. do this "100%."
  3017.  
  3018. 650
  3019. 00:29:09,118 --> 00:29:11,076
  3020. Yeah, what is your dad doing
  3021. that's so important
  3022.  
  3023. 651
  3024. 00:29:11,176 --> 00:29:13,055
  3025. he couldn't be here today?
  3026.  
  3027. 652
  3028. 00:29:13,155 --> 00:29:14,356
  3029. That is so like him.
  3030.  
  3031. 653
  3032. 00:29:14,456 --> 00:29:15,891
  3033. He was always such a cunt.
  3034.  
  3035. 654
  3036. 00:29:15,991 --> 00:29:18,928
  3037. He died.
  3038. Leukemia.
  3039.  
  3040. 655
  3041. 00:29:19,028 --> 00:29:21,297
  3042. Gotta be honest, dude.
  3043. That's a legit reason.
  3044.  
  3045. 656
  3046. 00:29:21,397 --> 00:29:23,799
  3047. We're sorry for your loss.
  3048. Your father was a great man.
  3049.  
  3050. 657
  3051. 00:29:23,899 --> 00:29:25,401
  3052. Thank you.
  3053.  
  3054. 658
  3055. 00:29:25,501 --> 00:29:27,299
  3056. Now, does everybody
  3057. want to open their books
  3058.  
  3059. 659
  3060. 00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:29,071
  3061. and turn to page 12, please?
  3062.  
  3063. 660
  3064. 00:29:29,171 --> 00:29:32,508
  3065. - [both laugh]
  3066. - You're kidding, right?
  3067.  
  3068. 661
  3069. 00:29:32,608 --> 00:29:35,478
  3070. I'm sorry, is there a problem?
  3071.  
  3072. 662
  3073. 00:29:35,578 --> 00:29:37,179
  3074. No, no, no problem.
  3075.  
  3076. 663
  3077. 00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:40,282
  3078. So, you want us to take classes,
  3079. like, for real?
  3080.  
  3081. 664
  3082. 00:29:40,382 --> 00:29:42,318
  3083. That's kind of
  3084. how school works.
  3085.  
  3086. 665
  3087. 00:29:42,418 --> 00:29:44,520
  3088. Guys, it's gotta be
  3089. the whole deal or no deal.
  3090.  
  3091. 666
  3092. 00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:46,522
  3093. Excuse me, can you
  3094. please sit down?
  3095.  
  3096. 667
  3097. 00:29:46,622 --> 00:29:48,090
  3098. I'm sorry.
  3099. I'm Adam Pi.
  3100.  
  3101. 668
  3102. 00:29:48,190 --> 00:29:49,458
  3103. I know who you are, Adam.
  3104.  
  3105. 669
  3106. 00:29:49,558 --> 00:29:51,060
  3107. I have your name in my list.
  3108.  
  3109. 670
  3110. 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,160
  3111. [all] Ooh.
  3112.  
  3113. 671
  3114. 00:29:54,897 --> 00:29:56,855
  3115. Now, if you don't mind,
  3116. I would like to get back
  3117.  
  3118. 672
  3119. 00:29:56,955 --> 00:29:59,918
  3120. to teaching my students
  3121. about the Civil Rights movement.
  3122.  
  3123. 673
  3124. 00:30:05,392 --> 00:30:07,992
  3125. - Hi.
  3126. - Hey.
  3127.  
  3128. 674
  3129. 00:30:08,878 --> 00:30:10,880
  3130. You, uh--
  3131. you look incredible.
  3132.  
  3133. 675
  3134. 00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:13,498
  3135. Thanks.
  3136. So do you.
  3137.  
  3138. 676
  3139. 00:30:17,237 --> 00:30:20,122
  3140. Hey, having my brother
  3141. and sister here
  3142.  
  3143. 677
  3144. 00:30:20,222 --> 00:30:22,358
  3145. - in their late 30s.
  3146. - Uh, um, just-- no.
  3147.  
  3148. 678
  3149. 00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:24,126
  3150. Whatever.
  3151. I just don't want anyone
  3152.  
  3153. 679
  3154. 00:30:24,226 --> 00:30:25,795
  3155. to know we're related,
  3156. all right?
  3157.  
  3158. 680
  3159. 00:30:25,895 --> 00:30:27,496
  3160. This is my senior year.
  3161.  
  3162. 681
  3163. 00:30:27,596 --> 00:30:30,315
  3164. I don't need you two
  3165. screwing it up.
  3166.  
  3167. 682
  3168. 00:30:35,155 --> 00:30:39,108
  3169. - Does he know that we used to--
  3170. - No.
  3171.  
  3172. 683
  3173. 00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:41,844
  3174. No, we promised Dad we would
  3175. never speak of it again.
  3176.  
  3177. 684
  3178. 00:30:41,944 --> 00:30:44,547
  3179. Uh, okay, so we promised
  3180. your dad.
  3181.  
  3182. 685
  3183. 00:30:44,647 --> 00:30:46,916
  3184. - My dad.
  3185. - Because when you say "Dad,"
  3186.  
  3187. 686
  3188. 00:30:47,016 --> 00:30:49,100
  3189. - it's weird, yeah.
  3190. - Weird.
  3191.  
  3192. 687
  3193. 00:30:55,342 --> 00:30:57,860
  3194. - Hey.
  3195. - Hey.
  3196.  
  3197. 688
  3198. 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,398
  3199. You know you can't
  3200. sit here, right?
  3201.  
  3202. 689
  3203. 00:30:59,498 --> 00:31:00,896
  3204. You know you're not too big
  3205.  
  3206. 690
  3207. 00:31:00,996 --> 00:31:02,431
  3208. for a spanking, right?
  3209.  
  3210. 691
  3211. 00:31:02,531 --> 00:31:04,366
  3212. Why are you doing this?
  3213.  
  3214. 692
  3215. 00:31:04,466 --> 00:31:06,936
  3216. Don't you think you already
  3217. wrecked my life enough?
  3218.  
  3219. 693
  3220. 00:31:07,036 --> 00:31:08,437
  3221. Shouldn't you guys
  3222. be eating
  3223.  
  3224. 694
  3225. 00:31:08,537 --> 00:31:10,606
  3226. in the teacher's lounge
  3227. or something?
  3228.  
  3229. 695
  3230. 00:31:10,706 --> 00:31:13,509
  3231. Is that supposed
  3232. to make us feel old?
  3233.  
  3234. 696
  3235. 00:31:13,609 --> 00:31:16,212
  3236. You do know that I'm
  3237. in better shape at 37
  3238.  
  3239. 697
  3240. 00:31:16,312 --> 00:31:18,247
  3241. than you are at 17.
  3242.  
  3243. 698
  3244. 00:31:18,347 --> 00:31:21,183
  3245. They're called salads, ladies.
  3246. Try one.
  3247.  
  3248. 699
  3249. 00:31:21,283 --> 00:31:24,086
  3250. God, you guys are so cute.
  3251.  
  3252. 700
  3253. 00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:25,384
  3254. You think you know everything?
  3255.  
  3256. 701
  3257. 00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:27,322
  3258. You think you know how
  3259. to disassemble someone
  3260.  
  3261. 702
  3262. 00:31:27,422 --> 00:31:28,591
  3263. with hurtful words?
  3264.  
  3265. 703
  3266. 00:31:28,691 --> 00:31:31,961
  3267. Darlings, we've got 20 more
  3268. years experience than you.
  3269.  
  3270. 704
  3271. 00:31:32,061 --> 00:31:33,529
  3272. Try us, twats.
  3273.  
  3274. 705
  3275. 00:31:33,629 --> 00:31:34,630
  3276. [laughs]
  3277.  
  3278. 706
  3279. 00:31:34,730 --> 00:31:36,966
  3280. Oh, you think it's funny.
  3281.  
  3282. 707
  3283. 00:31:37,066 --> 00:31:38,334
  3284. We got a cutie on our hands.
  3285.  
  3286. 708
  3287. 00:31:38,434 --> 00:31:39,902
  3288. You think we're comedians?
  3289.  
  3290. 709
  3291. 00:31:40,002 --> 00:31:41,440
  3292. Look, I want to tell you
  3293. something.
  3294.  
  3295. 710
  3296. 00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:42,938
  3297. I've been thinking about it.
  3298.  
  3299. 711
  3300. 00:31:43,038 --> 00:31:45,490
  3301. [whispers indistinctly]
  3302.  
  3303. 712
  3304. 00:31:48,495 --> 00:31:52,181
  3305. - [sobbing]
  3306. - Wait, Emma.
  3307.  
  3308. 713
  3309. 00:31:52,281 --> 00:31:55,584
  3310. Oh, my God, this cutie
  3311. thinks she rules this school.
  3312.  
  3313. 714
  3314. 00:31:55,684 --> 00:31:59,622
  3315. You are clearly not worthy.
  3316.  
  3317. 715
  3318. 00:31:59,722 --> 00:32:01,957
  3319. [mouths]
  3320. I hate you.
  3321.  
  3322. 716
  3323. 00:32:02,057 --> 00:32:04,393
  3324. Don't forget to change
  3325. your pad, sweetie.
  3326.  
  3327. 717
  3328. 00:32:04,493 --> 00:32:06,896
  3329. Erin! Erin!
  3330. Uh, Ms. Wegner, wait.
  3331.  
  3332. 718
  3333. 00:32:06,996 --> 00:32:08,330
  3334. Mr. Pi, how can I help you?
  3335.  
  3336. 719
  3337. 00:32:08,430 --> 00:32:09,899
  3338. [phone chimes]
  3339.  
  3340. 720
  3341. 00:32:09,999 --> 00:32:12,134
  3342. - Is that the Synrnote app?
  3343. - It is.
  3344.  
  3345. 721
  3346. 00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:14,103
  3347. I kinda created that.
  3348.  
  3349. 722
  3350. 00:32:14,203 --> 00:32:16,399
  3351. So you realize that beep
  3352. means I'm late for something.
  3353.  
  3354. 723
  3355. 00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:18,775
  3356. Actually, you can make that
  3357. a beep or a vibration or a--
  3358.  
  3359. 724
  3360. 00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:21,343
  3361. right, sorry, I just
  3362. wanted to apologize for--
  3363.  
  3364. 725
  3365. 00:32:21,443 --> 00:32:23,312
  3366. - Mr. Pi, I'm sorry...
  3367. - Adam, Adam.
  3368.  
  3369. 726
  3370. 00:32:23,412 --> 00:32:24,690
  3371. ...for snapping
  3372. on you earlier.
  3373.  
  3374. 727
  3375. 00:32:24,790 --> 00:32:26,188
  3376. I just-- I've never
  3377. taught a class
  3378.  
  3379. 728
  3380. 00:32:26,288 --> 00:32:27,766
  3381. where I was
  3382. the youngest in the room
  3383.  
  3384. 729
  3385. 00:32:27,866 --> 00:32:30,019
  3386. and I felt I needed
  3387. to assert myself.
  3388.  
  3389. 730
  3390. 00:32:30,119 --> 00:32:31,587
  3391. Look, you paid us
  3392. a lot of money
  3393.  
  3394. 731
  3395. 00:32:31,687 --> 00:32:33,245
  3396. and I want to make sure
  3397. the experience
  3398.  
  3399. 732
  3400. 00:32:33,345 --> 00:32:34,957
  3401. is as authentic
  3402. as you'd asked
  3403.  
  3404. 733
  3405. 00:32:35,057 --> 00:32:36,975
  3406. and make it as high school
  3407. as possible for you.
  3408.  
  3409. 734
  3410. 00:32:37,075 --> 00:32:38,594
  3411. - [phone rings]
  3412. - [stammers]
  3413.  
  3414. 735
  3415. 00:32:38,694 --> 00:32:39,694
  3416. Hi.
  3417.  
  3418. 736
  3419. 00:32:42,015 --> 00:32:44,300
  3420. I am feeling socially awkward,
  3421.  
  3422. 737
  3423. 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,570
  3424. insecure, and a little weird
  3425. about everything.
  3426.  
  3427. 738
  3428. 00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:52,056
  3429. Just like high school.
  3430. [chuckles]
  3431.  
  3432. 739
  3433. 00:32:54,294 --> 00:32:57,294
  3434. [quiet chatter]
  3435.  
  3436. 740
  3437. 00:33:11,644 --> 00:33:13,395
  3438. [phone chimes]
  3439.  
  3440. 741
  3441. 00:33:13,495 --> 00:33:15,597
  3442. [all phones chime]
  3443.  
  3444. 742
  3445. 00:33:15,697 --> 00:33:17,697
  3446. [laughter]
  3447.  
  3448. 743
  3449. 00:33:31,698 --> 00:33:33,716
  3450. - Uh-oh.
  3451. - Shit.
  3452.  
  3453. 744
  3454. 00:33:33,816 --> 00:33:37,686
  3455. - [class] Oh!
  3456. - Yes!
  3457.  
  3458. 745
  3459. 00:33:37,786 --> 00:33:40,171
  3460. - [student] Wow.
  3461. - [school bell rings]
  3462.  
  3463. 746
  3464. 00:33:53,453 --> 00:33:56,505
  3465. For those of you
  3466. who don't remember,
  3467.  
  3468. 747
  3469. 00:33:56,605 --> 00:33:59,508
  3470. I am Mr. Payne.
  3471.  
  3472. 748
  3473. 00:33:59,608 --> 00:34:01,677
  3474. Welcome to...
  3475.  
  3476. 749
  3477. 00:34:01,777 --> 00:34:03,177
  3478. Sex Ed!
  3479.  
  3480. 750
  3481. 00:34:03,545 --> 00:34:05,545
  3482. [laughter]
  3483.  
  3484. 751
  3485. 00:34:08,317 --> 00:34:10,219
  3486. - [wolf whistle]
  3487. - [scattered applause]
  3488.  
  3489. 752
  3490. 00:34:10,319 --> 00:34:12,087
  3491. [Mr. Payne]
  3492. Quiet!
  3493.  
  3494. 753
  3495. 00:34:12,187 --> 00:34:15,391
  3496. Today we're discussing
  3497. the reproductive gland.
  3498.  
  3499. 754
  3500. 00:34:15,491 --> 00:34:18,794
  3501. Anyone want to come up
  3502. and identify
  3503.  
  3504. 755
  3505. 00:34:18,894 --> 00:34:21,597
  3506. parts of the female anatomy?
  3507.  
  3508. 756
  3509. 00:34:21,697 --> 00:34:26,602
  3510. - [quiet laughter]
  3511. - Mr. Jackson? Thank you.
  3512.  
  3513. 757
  3514. 00:34:26,702 --> 00:34:29,238
  3515. Sure.
  3516. I can<i> come</i> up there.
  3517.  
  3518. 758
  3519. 00:34:29,338 --> 00:34:31,338
  3520. [laughter]
  3521.  
  3522. 759
  3523. 00:34:34,394 --> 00:34:36,712
  3524. You think you're
  3525. very funny, Mr. Jackson.
  3526.  
  3527. 760
  3528. 00:34:36,812 --> 00:34:43,385
  3529. Can you please identify
  3530. the interior labia commissures?
  3531.  
  3532. 761
  3533. 00:34:43,485 --> 00:34:45,254
  3534. No need, Mr., Payne.
  3535.  
  3536. 762
  3537. 00:34:45,354 --> 00:34:48,524
  3538. I'm gonna show you
  3539. everything you need to know.
  3540.  
  3541. 763
  3542. 00:34:48,624 --> 00:34:53,228
  3543. This is for Mondays
  3544. through Fridays.
  3545.  
  3546. 764
  3547. 00:34:53,328 --> 00:34:56,698
  3548. This is for weekends, holidays,
  3549.  
  3550. 765
  3551. 00:34:56,798 --> 00:35:00,118
  3552. and special occasions, yeah.
  3553.  
  3554. 766
  3555. 00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:09,511
  3556. Spoken like someone who never
  3557. truly satisfied a lover.
  3558.  
  3559. 767
  3560. 00:35:09,611 --> 00:35:11,596
  3561. - [class] Ooh.
  3562. - [woman] That's true.
  3563.  
  3564. 768
  3565. 00:35:14,534 --> 00:35:15,934
  3566. Mr. Pi?
  3567.  
  3568. 769
  3569. 00:35:16,318 --> 00:35:17,318
  3570. Oh, this'll be good.
  3571.  
  3572. 770
  3573. 00:35:17,417 --> 00:35:19,752
  3574. [class] Ooh.
  3575.  
  3576. 771
  3577. 00:35:24,911 --> 00:35:27,262
  3578. [laughs]
  3579. You're not even close.
  3580.  
  3581. 772
  3582. 00:35:27,362 --> 00:35:30,399
  3583. You can't locate the
  3584. interior labial commissure
  3585.  
  3586. 773
  3587. 00:35:30,499 --> 00:35:31,700
  3588. from the backside.
  3589.  
  3590. 774
  3591. 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,369
  3592. Actually, it's the best way
  3593. to identify
  3594.  
  3595. 775
  3596. 00:35:34,469 --> 00:35:36,672
  3597. the interior labial commissure.
  3598.  
  3599. 776
  3600. 00:35:36,772 --> 00:35:40,175
  3601. In fact, you can identify
  3602. most of the female anatomy
  3603.  
  3604. 777
  3605. 00:35:40,275 --> 00:35:43,278
  3606. comfortably and effectively
  3607. from this position.
  3608.  
  3609. 778
  3610. 00:35:43,378 --> 00:35:45,714
  3611. It's been my experience
  3612. the best place to start
  3613.  
  3614. 779
  3615. 00:35:45,814 --> 00:35:48,317
  3616. is with the labia majora,
  3617.  
  3618. 780
  3619. 00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:51,787
  3620. drifting attention
  3621. towards the labia minora.
  3622.  
  3623. 781
  3624. 00:35:51,887 --> 00:35:54,890
  3625. Excuse me, some of us
  3626. are actually trying
  3627.  
  3628. 782
  3629. 00:35:54,990 --> 00:35:56,625
  3630. to learn something here.
  3631.  
  3632. 783
  3633. 00:35:56,725 --> 00:36:00,496
  3634. Shut it, princess.
  3635. We are learning.
  3636.  
  3637. 784
  3638. 00:36:00,596 --> 00:36:02,297
  3639. Yeah, Adam, don't stop, okay?
  3640.  
  3641. 785
  3642. 00:36:02,397 --> 00:36:04,633
  3643. Just keep going, going,
  3644. going, going.
  3645.  
  3646. 786
  3647. 00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:07,533
  3648. Mr. Pi, but...
  3649.  
  3650. 787
  3651. 00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:10,067
  3652. what can you tell us
  3653. about the male anatomy?
  3654.  
  3655. 788
  3656. 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:14,743
  3657. Tons. Nobody's touched
  3658. his wiener more than he has.
  3659.  
  3660. 789
  3661. 00:36:14,843 --> 00:36:17,243
  3662. [class]
  3663. Oh.
  3664.  
  3665. 790
  3666. 00:36:18,914 --> 00:36:21,717
  3667. Pleasure is a two-way street
  3668. and knowledge is key, Mr. Payne.
  3669.  
  3670. 791
  3671. 00:36:21,817 --> 00:36:25,187
  3672. I can show you how to access
  3673. the seminal vesicles
  3674.  
  3675. 792
  3676. 00:36:25,287 --> 00:36:28,924
  3677. via the rectum without
  3678. upsetting the vas deferens.
  3679.  
  3680. 793
  3681. 00:36:29,024 --> 00:36:30,492
  3682. Oh, you cheeky monkey.
  3683.  
  3684. 794
  3685. 00:36:30,592 --> 00:36:31,876
  3686. [class bell rings]
  3687.  
  3688. 795
  3689. 00:36:34,314 --> 00:36:36,632
  3690. I have to say,
  3691. I am impressed.
  3692.  
  3693. 796
  3694. 00:36:36,732 --> 00:36:39,209
  3695. Well, I mean, I could give you
  3696. some private lessons sometime.
  3697.  
  3698. 797
  3699. 00:36:39,309 --> 00:36:42,371
  3700. [laughs] Maybe I'll
  3701. take you up on that.
  3702.  
  3703. 798
  3704. 00:36:42,471 --> 00:36:44,622
  3705. Yeah, totally.
  3706.  
  3707. 799
  3708. 00:36:46,826 --> 00:36:49,493
  3709. Okay, well,
  3710. I'll see you later?
  3711.  
  3712. 800
  3713. 00:36:53,299 --> 00:36:56,818
  3714. Uh, what are you doing?
  3715. It's your chance.
  3716.  
  3717. 801
  3718. 00:36:56,918 --> 00:36:58,453
  3719. No, it's not
  3720. the right time.
  3721.  
  3722. 802
  3723. 00:36:58,553 --> 00:37:01,790
  3724. - It's not the right time.
  3725. - Oh. Pussy.
  3726.  
  3727. 803
  3728. 00:37:01,890 --> 00:37:03,407
  3729. Hey, Darcie, wait up!
  3730.  
  3731. 804
  3732. 00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:09,298
  3733. - Hey, what's up?
  3734. - Hey.
  3735.  
  3736. 805
  3737. 00:37:09,398 --> 00:37:13,969
  3738. I was wondering if maybe
  3739. you wanted to go out sometime?
  3740.  
  3741. 806
  3742. 00:37:14,069 --> 00:37:17,706
  3743. Like, just as friends?
  3744.  
  3745. 807
  3746. 00:37:17,806 --> 00:37:22,411
  3747. Yeah. Yeah,
  3748. I would like that.
  3749.  
  3750. 808
  3751. 00:37:22,511 --> 00:37:24,762
  3752. I'll see you later.
  3753.  
  3754. 809
  3755. 00:37:29,769 --> 00:37:32,937
  3756. "Just as friends"?
  3757. Come on.
  3758.  
  3759. 810
  3760. 00:37:35,375 --> 00:37:37,626
  3761. Let's remember the important
  3762. part of the conversation.
  3763.  
  3764. 811
  3765. 00:37:37,726 --> 00:37:39,561
  3766. I have a date
  3767. with Darcie Williams.
  3768.  
  3769. 812
  3770. 00:37:39,661 --> 00:37:41,330
  3771. [Claire]
  3772. <i> Oh, my God.</i>
  3773.  
  3774. 813
  3775. 00:37:41,430 --> 00:37:43,228
  3776. <i> Do you know what</i>
  3777. <i> I've been thinking about?</i>
  3778.  
  3779. 814
  3780. 00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:44,806
  3781. What I'm gonna do
  3782. after high school.
  3783.  
  3784. 815
  3785. 00:37:44,906 --> 00:37:46,503
  3786. Am I gonna go to college?
  3787. I don't know.
  3788.  
  3789. 816
  3790. 00:37:46,603 --> 00:37:48,121
  3791. Am I gonna go to Europe
  3792. for two years
  3793.  
  3794. 817
  3795. 00:37:48,221 --> 00:37:49,538
  3796. and finally find myself?
  3797.  
  3798. 818
  3799. 00:37:49,638 --> 00:37:51,974
  3800. You know we're only doing this
  3801. for a month, right?
  3802.  
  3803. 819
  3804. 00:37:52,074 --> 00:37:54,743
  3805. Seriously, don't you feel
  3806. like this is our second shot
  3807.  
  3808. 820
  3809. 00:37:54,843 --> 00:37:56,721
  3810. at, "What do you want to be
  3811. when you grow up"?
  3812.  
  3813. 821
  3814. 00:37:56,821 --> 00:37:58,413
  3815. What do you want to be?
  3816.  
  3817. 822
  3818. 00:37:58,513 --> 00:38:00,549
  3819. I'm pretty sure that having
  3820. Jessica in high school
  3821.  
  3822. 823
  3823. 00:38:00,649 --> 00:38:02,584
  3824. dictated my path,
  3825. like, a long time ago.
  3826.  
  3827. 824
  3828. 00:38:02,684 --> 00:38:03,684
  3829. No, it didn't, okay?
  3830.  
  3831. 825
  3832. 00:38:03,783 --> 00:38:06,555
  3833. This is a second chance.
  3834.  
  3835. 826
  3836. 00:38:06,655 --> 00:38:08,690
  3837. Are you or are you not
  3838. going out with Pi tonight?
  3839.  
  3840. 827
  3841. 00:38:08,790 --> 00:38:11,393
  3842. Oh, my God, I haven't
  3843. been on a date in ages.
  3844.  
  3845. 828
  3846. 00:38:11,493 --> 00:38:12,995
  3847. I'm not even sure
  3848. what this is.
  3849.  
  3850. 829
  3851. 00:38:13,095 --> 00:38:15,831
  3852. Oh, my God, shut up.
  3853.  
  3854. 830
  3855. 00:38:15,931 --> 00:38:18,267
  3856. Shut the hell up.
  3857.  
  3858. 831
  3859. 00:38:18,367 --> 00:38:21,937
  3860. You and your post-pregancy
  3861. huge vagina need this, okay?
  3862.  
  3863. 832
  3864. 00:38:22,037 --> 00:38:24,406
  3865. Take this opportunity.
  3866.  
  3867. 833
  3868. 00:38:24,506 --> 00:38:25,674
  3869. Okay, I was full lying.
  3870.  
  3871. 834
  3872. 00:38:25,774 --> 00:38:27,309
  3873. Do you know if you do
  3874. enough kegels,
  3875.  
  3876. 835
  3877. 00:38:27,409 --> 00:38:29,646
  3878. your vagina can literally
  3879. play with itself, hands-free,
  3880.  
  3881. 836
  3882. 00:38:29,746 --> 00:38:31,104
  3883. like a Bluetooth
  3884. for your vagina?
  3885.  
  3886. 837
  3887. 00:38:31,204 --> 00:38:32,642
  3888. I've literally
  3889. been touching myself
  3890.  
  3891. 838
  3892. 00:38:32,742 --> 00:38:33,949
  3893. hands free
  3894. since I got here.
  3895.  
  3896. 839
  3897. 00:38:34,049 --> 00:38:36,485
  3898. Oh, no, I'm gonna orgasm
  3899. right now,
  3900.  
  3901. 840
  3902. 00:38:36,585 --> 00:38:39,054
  3903. in like two seconds.
  3904. Oh, my God.
  3905.  
  3906. 841
  3907. 00:38:39,154 --> 00:38:41,957
  3908. This is so awkward for you
  3909. but it's so good for me.
  3910.  
  3911. 842
  3912. 00:38:42,057 --> 00:38:44,293
  3913. Oh, my God, watch me.
  3914.  
  3915. 843
  3916. 00:38:44,393 --> 00:38:46,549
  3917. Oh, my God, watch my pants.
  3918. They're gonna get so wet.
  3919.  
  3920. 844
  3921. 00:38:46,649 --> 00:38:49,331
  3922. - Oh, no.
  3923. - Day drinking.
  3924.  
  3925. 845
  3926. 00:38:49,431 --> 00:38:51,300
  3927. - No. No.
  3928. - Perfect.
  3929.  
  3930. 846
  3931. 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,997
  3932. So it's safe to assume
  3933. you're too drunk
  3934.  
  3935. 847
  3936. 00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:54,803
  3937. to take me
  3938. to soccer tryouts?
  3939.  
  3940. 848
  3941. 00:38:54,903 --> 00:38:57,406
  3942. I've had
  3943. half a glass of wine.
  3944.  
  3945. 849
  3946. 00:38:57,506 --> 00:39:00,309
  3947. - You are so pathetic.
  3948. - My God, I'm gonna pass out.
  3949.  
  3950. 850
  3951. 00:39:00,409 --> 00:39:02,206
  3952. Oh, my God,
  3953. I'm thinking about you and Adam.
  3954.  
  3955. 851
  3956. 00:39:02,306 --> 00:39:05,843
  3957. Oh, no. Oh, no. Pi!
  3958.  
  3959. 852
  3960. 00:39:06,882 --> 00:39:08,817
  3961. - [groans]
  3962. - [laughs]
  3963.  
  3964. 853
  3965. 00:39:08,917 --> 00:39:10,352
  3966. - Oh, my God.
  3967. - [car horn honks]
  3968.  
  3969. 854
  3970. 00:39:10,452 --> 00:39:14,523
  3971. Whatever.
  3972. Trent's taking me anyways.
  3973.  
  3974. 855
  3975. 00:39:14,623 --> 00:39:16,491
  3976. I don't know what she said.
  3977.  
  3978. 856
  3979. 00:39:16,591 --> 00:39:19,027
  3980. But I'm gonna need
  3981. an extra pair of sweatpants.
  3982.  
  3983. 857
  3984. 00:39:19,127 --> 00:39:21,125
  3985. No, it'll do all of that,
  3986. but, I mean, basically,
  3987.  
  3988. 858
  3989. 00:39:21,225 --> 00:39:23,103
  3990. it's similar to what
  3991. you know, but it's also--
  3992.  
  3993. 859
  3994. 00:39:23,203 --> 00:39:24,203
  3995. [Trevor]
  3996. Hey nerds!
  3997.  
  3998. 860
  3999. 00:39:26,652 --> 00:39:28,737
  4000. - What are you doing?
  4001. - Adam has a new prototype
  4002.  
  4003. 861
  4004. 00:39:28,837 --> 00:39:30,672
  4005. that will revolutionize
  4006. the smartphone.
  4007.  
  4008. 862
  4009. 00:39:30,772 --> 00:39:32,990
  4010. We're gonna test out
  4011. a few of the game apps.
  4012.  
  4013. 863
  4014. 00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:36,445
  4015. Can we see it?
  4016.  
  4017. 864
  4018. 00:39:36,545 --> 00:39:39,448
  4019. No, no, it's a prototype.
  4020.  
  4021. 865
  4022. 00:39:39,548 --> 00:39:40,816
  4023. I mean, these guys
  4024. had to sign
  4025.  
  4026. 866
  4027. 00:39:40,916 --> 00:39:42,651
  4028. non-disclosure agreements
  4029. to see it.
  4030.  
  4031. 867
  4032. 00:39:42,751 --> 00:39:44,969
  4033. Can I see it?
  4034.  
  4035. 868
  4036. 00:39:46,939 --> 00:39:48,890
  4037. Don't get me wrong,
  4038. I love Greg,
  4039.  
  4040. 869
  4041. 00:39:48,990 --> 00:39:51,267
  4042. and he's been my best friend
  4043. since I was four years old,
  4044.  
  4045. 870
  4046. 00:39:51,367 --> 00:39:53,528
  4047. but that giant stick
  4048. up his ass is so obvious,
  4049.  
  4050. 871
  4051. 00:39:53,628 --> 00:39:56,732
  4052. he's often mistaken
  4053. for a fudge-icle.
  4054.  
  4055. 872
  4056. 00:39:56,832 --> 00:40:00,418
  4057. Hey, dickhead.
  4058. Give me the phone.
  4059.  
  4060. 873
  4061. 00:40:02,422 --> 00:40:04,773
  4062. Y-you can't.
  4063. What if somebody sees it?
  4064.  
  4065. 874
  4066. 00:40:04,873 --> 00:40:07,376
  4067. Don't be such a pussy,
  4068. Shits-his-pantsky.
  4069.  
  4070. 875
  4071. 00:40:07,476 --> 00:40:09,760
  4072. Yeah, Shits-his-pantsky, heh.
  4073.  
  4074. 876
  4075. 00:40:13,699 --> 00:40:15,150
  4076. Seriously,
  4077. if this gets leaked--
  4078.  
  4079. 877
  4080. 00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:18,453
  4081. Seriously, don't worry about it.
  4082. Guys, give it a try.
  4083.  
  4084. 878
  4085. 00:40:18,553 --> 00:40:21,022
  4086. Whoo-hoo.
  4087. Lesbians.
  4088.  
  4089. 879
  4090. 00:40:21,122 --> 00:40:23,158
  4091. [music playing from phone]
  4092.  
  4093. 880
  4094. 00:40:23,258 --> 00:40:26,895
  4095. All right, what do I know?
  4096. I'm just Shits-his-pantsky.
  4097.  
  4098. 881
  4099. 00:40:26,995 --> 00:40:29,965
  4100. [women moaning on phone]
  4101.  
  4102. 882
  4103. 00:40:30,065 --> 00:40:31,867
  4104. Play threesomes.
  4105.  
  4106. 883
  4107. 00:40:31,967 --> 00:40:33,135
  4108. [moaning continues]
  4109.  
  4110. 884
  4111. 00:40:33,235 --> 00:40:34,235
  4112. Oh.
  4113.  
  4114. 885
  4115. 00:40:38,124 --> 00:40:39,124
  4116. Yeah.
  4117.  
  4118. 886
  4119. 00:40:39,941 --> 00:40:40,941
  4120. Oh.
  4121.  
  4122. 887
  4123. 00:40:41,676 --> 00:40:43,078
  4124. [Clark]
  4125. Nice.
  4126.  
  4127. 888
  4128. 00:40:43,178 --> 00:40:47,682
  4129. [women continue moaning]
  4130.  
  4131. 889
  4132. 00:40:47,782 --> 00:40:50,234
  4133. - Yeah.
  4134. - Ahem.
  4135.  
  4136. 890
  4137. 00:40:52,205 --> 00:40:54,589
  4138. Real mature.
  4139.  
  4140. 891
  4141. 00:40:54,689 --> 00:40:57,125
  4142. This is the life you
  4143. were missing 20 years ago?
  4144.  
  4145. 892
  4146. 00:40:57,225 --> 00:40:59,528
  4147. Erin-- Ms. Wegner,
  4148. what are you doing here?
  4149.  
  4150. 893
  4151. 00:40:59,628 --> 00:41:01,096
  4152. We got an anonymous call
  4153.  
  4154. 894
  4155. 00:41:01,196 --> 00:41:02,953
  4156. that our students
  4157. were smoking marijuana...
  4158.  
  4159. 895
  4160. 00:41:03,053 --> 00:41:04,065
  4161. It's medicinal.
  4162.  
  4163. 896
  4164. 00:41:04,165 --> 00:41:06,768
  4165. - ...on school property...
  4166. - Pfft.
  4167.  
  4168. 897
  4169. 00:41:06,868 --> 00:41:08,825
  4170. ...and now I walk by
  4171. to see porn being projected
  4172.  
  4173. 898
  4174. 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,839
  4175. on the high school wall.
  4176.  
  4177. 899
  4178. 00:41:10,939 --> 00:41:12,507
  4179. While you may be
  4180. high school students,
  4181.  
  4182. 900
  4183. 00:41:12,607 --> 00:41:14,109
  4184. you're still adults
  4185. in real life,
  4186.  
  4187. 901
  4188. 00:41:14,209 --> 00:41:17,145
  4189. and doing drugs and watching
  4190. porn at a place for children
  4191.  
  4192. 902
  4193. 00:41:17,245 --> 00:41:19,322
  4194. is still generally frowned
  4195. upon by most of society.
  4196.  
  4197. 903
  4198. 00:41:19,422 --> 00:41:21,783
  4199. What are you gonna do, Erin,
  4200. give us all detentions?
  4201.  
  4202. 904
  4203. 00:41:21,883 --> 00:41:24,553
  4204. Well, unfortunately,
  4205. protocol would be
  4206.  
  4207. 905
  4208. 00:41:24,653 --> 00:41:26,371
  4209. to contact the police
  4210. where, if convicted,
  4211.  
  4212. 906
  4213. 00:41:26,471 --> 00:41:29,458
  4214. you could face
  4215. some serious jail time.
  4216.  
  4217. 907
  4218. 00:41:29,558 --> 00:41:34,044
  4219. - Whatever, NARC.
  4220. - Projector, off.
  4221.  
  4222. 908
  4223. 00:41:35,948 --> 00:41:38,900
  4224. I am--
  4225. I am so sorry about that.
  4226.  
  4227. 909
  4228. 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,836
  4229. Can I ask why
  4230. you're doing this?
  4231.  
  4232. 910
  4233. 00:41:40,936 --> 00:41:43,413
  4234. Because if it's just to relive
  4235. some teenage hormonal fantasy,
  4236.  
  4237. 911
  4238. 00:41:43,513 --> 00:41:44,940
  4239. that's pretty pathetic.
  4240.  
  4241. 912
  4242. 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,777
  4243. I-- I just feel like
  4244. I missed out on high school.
  4245.  
  4246. 913
  4247. 00:41:48,877 --> 00:41:51,646
  4248. Adam, how many of your grad
  4249. class are billionaires?
  4250.  
  4251. 914
  4252. 00:41:51,746 --> 00:41:54,182
  4253. None. Unless you count me,
  4254. okay, then one.
  4255.  
  4256. 915
  4257. 00:41:54,282 --> 00:41:56,280
  4258. And how long have you
  4259. and Greg been best friends?
  4260.  
  4261. 916
  4262. 00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:57,919
  4263. My whole life.
  4264.  
  4265. 917
  4266. 00:41:58,019 --> 00:41:59,817
  4267. And you spend your days
  4268. doing what you love,
  4269.  
  4270. 918
  4271. 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:02,123
  4272. - I presume, with him.
  4273. - Yeah, it's amazing.
  4274.  
  4275. 919
  4276. 00:42:02,223 --> 00:42:04,041
  4277. So, why are you
  4278. doing this again?
  4279.  
  4280. 920
  4281. 00:42:06,679 --> 00:42:09,798
  4282. Well, I hope
  4283. you find it this time,
  4284.  
  4285. 921
  4286. 00:42:09,898 --> 00:42:12,683
  4287. because those who ignore history
  4288. are doomed to repeat it.
  4289.  
  4290. 922
  4291. 00:42:15,922 --> 00:42:19,741
  4292. It's not just a dorky way
  4293. of saying come to class.
  4294.  
  4295. 923
  4296. 00:42:19,841 --> 00:42:21,191
  4297. See you Monday, Adam.
  4298.  
  4299. 924
  4300. 00:42:23,930 --> 00:42:25,847
  4301. Is it just me
  4302. or does anybody else
  4303.  
  4304. 925
  4305. 00:42:25,947 --> 00:42:30,051
  4306. hear Van Halen's
  4307. "Hot for Teacher" right now?
  4308.  
  4309. 926
  4310. 00:42:30,151 --> 00:42:31,151
  4311. [laughs]
  4312.  
  4313. 927
  4314. 00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:33,655
  4315. [music playing]
  4316.  
  4317. 928
  4318. 00:42:33,755 --> 00:42:35,657
  4319. Fast food at the point.
  4320.  
  4321. 929
  4322. 00:42:35,757 --> 00:42:37,626
  4323. Now this really does
  4324. feel like high school.
  4325.  
  4326. 930
  4327. 00:42:37,726 --> 00:42:39,326
  4328. Totally.
  4329.  
  4330. 931
  4331. 00:42:39,661 --> 00:42:41,530
  4332. Who am I kidding?
  4333. I have never been here.
  4334.  
  4335. 932
  4336. 00:42:41,630 --> 00:42:44,032
  4337. - Seriously?
  4338. - Yeah.
  4339.  
  4340. 933
  4341. 00:42:44,132 --> 00:42:48,236
  4342. Oh, I was here
  4343. every weekend in high school.
  4344.  
  4345. 934
  4346. 00:42:48,336 --> 00:42:51,922
  4347. Okay,
  4348. easy on the judgy eyes.
  4349.  
  4350. 935
  4351. 00:42:54,327 --> 00:42:58,162
  4352. I can't believe
  4353. I am here with you.
  4354.  
  4355. 936
  4356. 00:43:00,866 --> 00:43:04,920
  4357. You know, I think
  4358. I saw you on TV last year.
  4359.  
  4360. 937
  4361. 00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:08,089
  4362. You were having dinner
  4363. at the White House.
  4364.  
  4365. 938
  4366. 00:43:08,189 --> 00:43:10,158
  4367. That was not as cool.
  4368.  
  4369. 939
  4370. 00:43:10,258 --> 00:43:12,227
  4371. You're telling me
  4372. that you think it's cooler
  4373.  
  4374. 940
  4375. 00:43:12,327 --> 00:43:14,829
  4376. hanging out with me
  4377. here at the point
  4378.  
  4379. 941
  4380. 00:43:14,929 --> 00:43:17,632
  4381. than waltzing
  4382. with the First Lady.
  4383.  
  4384. 942
  4385. 00:43:17,732 --> 00:43:18,732
  4386. You're the prom queen.
  4387.  
  4388. 943
  4389. 00:43:18,831 --> 00:43:20,201
  4390. I don't think the First Lady
  4391.  
  4392. 944
  4393. 00:43:20,301 --> 00:43:22,671
  4394. can boast such an honor.
  4395.  
  4396. 945
  4397. 00:43:22,771 --> 00:43:24,873
  4398. I didn't even go
  4399. to our prom.
  4400.  
  4401. 946
  4402. 00:43:24,973 --> 00:43:28,677
  4403. You gave a whole entire village
  4404. in Africa clean water.
  4405.  
  4406. 947
  4407. 00:43:28,777 --> 00:43:32,614
  4408. Who cares about prom?
  4409.  
  4410. 948
  4411. 00:43:32,714 --> 00:43:34,683
  4412. Everything that seemed
  4413. important in high school,
  4414.  
  4415. 949
  4416. 00:43:34,783 --> 00:43:38,102
  4417. it just--
  4418. it doesn't matter anymore.
  4419.  
  4420. 950
  4421. 00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:42,706
  4422. You're right.
  4423.  
  4424. 951
  4425. 00:43:44,810 --> 00:43:48,646
  4426. But it does feel really nice
  4427. to be on a date again.
  4428.  
  4429. 952
  4430. 00:43:50,282 --> 00:43:52,367
  4431. Is that what we're doing?
  4432.  
  4433. 953
  4434. 00:43:52,467 --> 00:43:54,667
  4435. Well, yeah.
  4436.  
  4437. 954
  4438. 00:43:56,237 --> 00:43:57,437
  4439. Right?
  4440.  
  4441. 955
  4442. 00:44:00,292 --> 00:44:02,660
  4443. [music playing]
  4444.  
  4445. 956
  4446. 00:44:16,409 --> 00:44:18,960
  4447. So, are we, like,
  4448. going out now, or...?
  4449.  
  4450. 957
  4451. 00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:22,446
  4452. [giggles]
  4453. I guess.
  4454.  
  4455. 958
  4456. 00:44:25,251 --> 00:44:27,651
  4457. [bell rings]
  4458.  
  4459. 959
  4460. 00:44:35,227 --> 00:44:38,913
  4461. [laughter, chatter]
  4462.  
  4463. 960
  4464. 00:44:39,013 --> 00:44:41,965
  4465. [school bell rings]
  4466.  
  4467. 961
  4468. 00:44:44,437 --> 00:44:47,322
  4469. You've put the "heaven"
  4470. in thirty "su-heaven."
  4471.  
  4472. 962
  4473. 00:44:47,422 --> 00:44:48,422
  4474. What are they doing here?
  4475.  
  4476. 963
  4477. 00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:49,521
  4478. Hey!
  4479.  
  4480. 964
  4481. 00:44:50,425 --> 00:44:53,328
  4482. Wow, I love your...
  4483.  
  4484. 965
  4485. 00:44:53,428 --> 00:44:54,828
  4486. Really?
  4487.  
  4488. 966
  4489. 00:44:54,996 --> 00:44:55,996
  4490. What?
  4491.  
  4492. 967
  4493. 00:45:03,422 --> 00:45:06,457
  4494. [woman]
  4495. <i> It's a blast from the past.</i>
  4496.  
  4497. 968
  4498. 00:45:13,365 --> 00:45:14,965
  4499. [clicks mouse]
  4500.  
  4501. 969
  4502. 00:45:18,437 --> 00:45:21,356
  4503. [women cheering]
  4504.  
  4505. 970
  4506. 00:45:21,456 --> 00:45:25,060
  4507. [shouting indistinctly]
  4508.  
  4509. 971
  4510. 00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,096
  4511. - [cheering]
  4512. - Oh, no!
  4513.  
  4514. 972
  4515. 00:45:28,196 --> 00:45:31,196
  4516. Oh, no! Oh, no!
  4517.  
  4518. 973
  4519. 00:45:38,758 --> 00:45:39,758
  4520. Yes!
  4521.  
  4522. 974
  4523. 00:45:40,074 --> 00:45:41,074
  4524. Whoo!
  4525.  
  4526. 975
  4527. 00:45:50,202 --> 00:45:52,160
  4528. [Trevor] Where are you going,
  4529. Shits-his-pantsky?
  4530.  
  4531. 976
  4532. 00:45:52,260 --> 00:45:55,190
  4533. Shit your pants again?
  4534. [imitates farting sounds]
  4535.  
  4536. 977
  4537. 00:45:55,290 --> 00:45:58,059
  4538. Hey, hey, hey.
  4539.  
  4540. 978
  4541. 00:45:58,159 --> 00:45:59,427
  4542. Where are you going?
  4543.  
  4544. 979
  4545. 00:45:59,527 --> 00:46:01,229
  4546. Uh, hotel,
  4547. put some work in.
  4548.  
  4549. 980
  4550. 00:46:01,329 --> 00:46:02,731
  4551. You're ditching?
  4552.  
  4553. 981
  4554. 00:46:02,831 --> 00:46:04,348
  4555. Well, yeah, I got
  4556. a text this morning
  4557.  
  4558. 982
  4559. 00:46:04,448 --> 00:46:06,445
  4560. that someone leaked photos
  4561. of the prototype phone
  4562.  
  4563. 983
  4564. 00:46:06,545 --> 00:46:09,070
  4565. that you were showing off
  4566. the other day, so...
  4567.  
  4568. 984
  4569. 00:46:09,170 --> 00:46:12,107
  4570. - Is it serious?
  4571. - I don't know yet.
  4572.  
  4573. 985
  4574. 00:46:12,207 --> 00:46:13,885
  4575. Come on, man, there's
  4576. already been, like,
  4577.  
  4578. 986
  4579. 00:46:13,985 --> 00:46:15,463
  4580. a kajillion rumors
  4581. about this thing.
  4582.  
  4583. 987
  4584. 00:46:15,563 --> 00:46:16,745
  4585. A, "kajillion" isn't a word,
  4586.  
  4587. 988
  4588. 00:46:16,845 --> 00:46:18,283
  4589. and, B, this is
  4590. getting ridiculous.
  4591.  
  4592. 989
  4593. 00:46:18,383 --> 00:46:20,148
  4594. - I'm done.
  4595. - You can't quit.
  4596.  
  4597. 990
  4598. 00:46:20,248 --> 00:46:21,783
  4599. You don't get the money
  4600. if you quit.
  4601.  
  4602. 991
  4603. 00:46:21,883 --> 00:46:23,841
  4604. Are you seriously being
  4605. an ass monkey right now?
  4606.  
  4607. 992
  4608. 00:46:23,941 --> 00:46:25,299
  4609. You think I care
  4610. about the money?
  4611.  
  4612. 993
  4613. 00:46:25,399 --> 00:46:26,637
  4614. Okay--
  4615. I didn't mean it, okay?
  4616.  
  4617. 994
  4618. 00:46:26,737 --> 00:46:28,893
  4619. I promise, I'll take care
  4620. of everything I screwed up.
  4621.  
  4622. 995
  4623. 00:46:28,993 --> 00:46:30,510
  4624. You shouldn't be
  4625. cleaning up my mess.
  4626.  
  4627. 996
  4628. 00:46:30,610 --> 00:46:32,227
  4629. I just-- I really
  4630. need you tonight.
  4631.  
  4632. 997
  4633. 00:46:32,327 --> 00:46:33,895
  4634. You got enough new friends.
  4635.  
  4636. 998
  4637. 00:46:33,995 --> 00:46:35,712
  4638. I'm sure they can help you
  4639. with whatever--
  4640.  
  4641. 999
  4642. 00:46:35,812 --> 00:46:37,766
  4643. No, no, no, no.
  4644. I need you, okay?
  4645.  
  4646. 1000
  4647. 00:46:37,866 --> 00:46:39,344
  4648. We've been invited
  4649. to the car rally.
  4650.  
  4651. 1001
  4652. 00:46:39,444 --> 00:46:41,503
  4653. We hate car rallies.
  4654.  
  4655. 1002
  4656. 00:46:41,603 --> 00:46:44,339
  4657. No, we hated car rallies
  4658. 'cause we were never invited.
  4659.  
  4660. 1003
  4661. 00:46:44,439 --> 00:46:47,509
  4662. Well, we've been invited now,
  4663. so they're cool.
  4664.  
  4665. 1004
  4666. 00:46:47,609 --> 00:46:49,277
  4667. We're cool.
  4668.  
  4669. 1005
  4670. 00:46:49,377 --> 00:46:51,212
  4671. You know, you sound
  4672. like an idiot.
  4673.  
  4674. 1006
  4675. 00:46:51,312 --> 00:46:53,481
  4676. You're arguably
  4677. the smartest man on the planet,
  4678.  
  4679. 1007
  4680. 00:46:53,581 --> 00:46:56,184
  4681. and you're starting to talk
  4682. like a 14-year-old girl.
  4683.  
  4684. 1008
  4685. 00:46:56,284 --> 00:46:57,684
  4686. Nuh-uh.
  4687.  
  4688. 1009
  4689. 00:46:59,153 --> 00:47:01,556
  4690. Look, you know you're
  4691. my best friend, right?
  4692.  
  4693. 1010
  4694. 00:47:01,656 --> 00:47:04,159
  4695. Okay, I can't do this
  4696. without you.
  4697.  
  4698. 1011
  4699. 00:47:04,259 --> 00:47:05,509
  4700. You know
  4701. that's true, right?
  4702.  
  4703. 1012
  4704. 00:47:13,986 --> 00:47:15,586
  4705. Come on.
  4706.  
  4707. 1013
  4708. 00:47:17,590 --> 00:47:18,590
  4709. Hey!
  4710.  
  4711. 1014
  4712. 00:47:20,441 --> 00:47:22,410
  4713. You can be my wingman
  4714. anytime.
  4715.  
  4716. 1015
  4717. 00:47:22,510 --> 00:47:25,095
  4718. Bullshit.
  4719. You can be mine.
  4720.  
  4721. 1016
  4722. 00:47:30,903 --> 00:47:32,821
  4723. He'd be my wingman, right?
  4724.  
  4725. 1017
  4726. 00:47:32,921 --> 00:47:34,422
  4727. He'd be-- yeah,
  4728. he'd be my wingman.
  4729.  
  4730. 1018
  4731. 00:47:34,522 --> 00:47:37,522
  4732. [music playing]
  4733.  
  4734. 1019
  4735. 00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:40,895
  4736. - What are you doing, man?
  4737. - Stretching.
  4738.  
  4739. 1020
  4740. 00:47:40,995 --> 00:47:43,464
  4741. Yeah, you should do it, too.
  4742. You'll regret it if you don't.
  4743.  
  4744. 1021
  4745. 00:47:43,564 --> 00:47:45,366
  4746. You look gay.
  4747.  
  4748. 1022
  4749. 00:47:45,466 --> 00:47:47,135
  4750. Dude, you can't make
  4751. that joke anymore.
  4752.  
  4753. 1023
  4754. 00:47:47,235 --> 00:47:48,837
  4755. Yeah, that's true.
  4756. Everyone's
  4757.  
  4758. 1024
  4759. 00:47:48,937 --> 00:47:50,614
  4760. a little gay nowadays.
  4761. Don't be ignorant.
  4762.  
  4763. 1025
  4764. 00:47:50,714 --> 00:47:52,040
  4765. Do you guys know
  4766. how hard it is
  4767.  
  4768. 1026
  4769. 00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:53,898
  4770. to parent someone
  4771. in the same grade as you?
  4772.  
  4773. 1027
  4774. 00:47:53,998 --> 00:47:55,676
  4775. Can one of you guys
  4776. help me with my life?
  4777.  
  4778. 1028
  4779. 00:47:55,776 --> 00:47:57,111
  4780. What's this for?
  4781.  
  4782. 1029
  4783. 00:47:57,211 --> 00:47:58,513
  4784. - I'm auditioning for--
  4785. - Porn.
  4786.  
  4787. 1030
  4788. 00:47:58,613 --> 00:48:00,582
  4789. Not for porn, for a play.
  4790.  
  4791. 1031
  4792. 00:48:00,682 --> 00:48:03,084
  4793. I mean, she hasn't called,
  4794. she hasn't e-mailed.
  4795.  
  4796. 1032
  4797. 00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:04,552
  4798. She hasn't even texted.
  4799.  
  4800. 1033
  4801. 00:48:04,652 --> 00:48:06,370
  4802. Why are you freaking out?
  4803. Aren't you ready
  4804.  
  4805. 1034
  4806. 00:48:06,470 --> 00:48:07,470
  4807. for a little you time?
  4808.  
  4809. 1035
  4810. 00:48:07,569 --> 00:48:09,591
  4811. I don't know.
  4812. I just didn't think me time
  4813.  
  4814. 1036
  4815. 00:48:09,691 --> 00:48:13,328
  4816. - would feel this lonely.
  4817. - Thanks a lot.
  4818.  
  4819. 1037
  4820. 00:48:13,428 --> 00:48:16,164
  4821. Okay, come on.
  4822. You know what I mean.
  4823.  
  4824. 1038
  4825. 00:48:16,264 --> 00:48:18,566
  4826. I think you need to act
  4827. a little less lonely.
  4828.  
  4829. 1039
  4830. 00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:20,001
  4831. Try working on it.
  4832.  
  4833. 1040
  4834. 00:48:20,101 --> 00:48:22,871
  4835. Seriously, can you put
  4836. Mom Darcie to bed
  4837.  
  4838. 1041
  4839. 00:48:22,971 --> 00:48:25,640
  4840. and bring out fun Darcie
  4841. for a little while?
  4842.  
  4843. 1042
  4844. 00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:28,309
  4845. - Like, please?
  4846. - Please?
  4847.  
  4848. 1043
  4849. 00:48:28,409 --> 00:48:29,978
  4850. Pretty, pretty,
  4851. pretty, pretty please?
  4852.  
  4853. 1044
  4854. 00:48:30,078 --> 00:48:31,446
  4855. Okay, fine.
  4856. Beer me.
  4857.  
  4858. 1045
  4859. 00:48:31,546 --> 00:48:33,214
  4860. - Yes.
  4861. - Yes!
  4862.  
  4863. 1046
  4864. 00:48:33,314 --> 00:48:35,450
  4865. - Yo, yo, yo, Pi.
  4866. - Yeah?
  4867.  
  4868. 1047
  4869. 00:48:35,550 --> 00:48:37,634
  4870. - You're with us, yeah?
  4871. - Yeah.
  4872.  
  4873. 1048
  4874. 00:48:41,941 --> 00:48:42,941
  4875. Okay.
  4876.  
  4877. 1049
  4878. 00:48:44,125 --> 00:48:45,125
  4879. Yeah.
  4880.  
  4881. 1050
  4882. 00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,562
  4883. [Trevor]
  4884. Listen up, everyone!
  4885.  
  4886. 1051
  4887. 00:48:47,662 --> 00:48:49,631
  4888. You know how this goes.
  4889.  
  4890. 1052
  4891. 00:48:49,731 --> 00:48:51,599
  4892. Sarah's got the lists.
  4893.  
  4894. 1053
  4895. 00:48:51,699 --> 00:48:55,103
  4896. Steve Probyn's parents
  4897. are gone for the weekend,
  4898.  
  4899. 1054
  4900. 00:48:55,203 --> 00:49:00,675
  4901. so he has graciously
  4902. let us use his place
  4903.  
  4904. 1055
  4905. 00:49:00,775 --> 00:49:04,112
  4906. for the final tally
  4907. and party.
  4908.  
  4909. 1056
  4910. 00:49:04,212 --> 00:49:06,212
  4911. [cheering]
  4912.  
  4913. 1057
  4914. 00:49:07,415 --> 00:49:10,084
  4915. Just like old times, people.
  4916.  
  4917. 1058
  4918. 00:49:10,184 --> 00:49:11,686
  4919. On your mark...
  4920.  
  4921. 1059
  4922. 00:49:11,786 --> 00:49:13,786
  4923. get set...
  4924.  
  4925. 1060
  4926. 00:49:15,690 --> 00:49:16,690
  4927. go!
  4928.  
  4929. 1061
  4930. 00:49:18,693 --> 00:49:20,662
  4931. <i> ♪ I'm on eleven,</i>
  4932. <i> I'm on eleven ♪</i>
  4933.  
  4934. 1062
  4935. 00:49:20,762 --> 00:49:23,464
  4936. <i> ♪ Ha, I'm on eleven,</i>
  4937. <i> I'm on eleven ♪</i>
  4938.  
  4939. 1063
  4940. 00:49:23,564 --> 00:49:25,667
  4941. <i> ♪ Ha, I'm on eleven,</i>
  4942. <i> I'm on eleven ♪</i>
  4943.  
  4944. 1064
  4945. 00:49:25,767 --> 00:49:27,669
  4946. <i> ♪ Ha, I'm on eleven ♪</i>
  4947.  
  4948. 1065
  4949. 00:49:27,769 --> 00:49:30,238
  4950. <i> ♪ You hear the bell ringin',</i>
  4951. <i> sit your ass down ♪</i>
  4952.  
  4953. 1066
  4954. 00:49:30,338 --> 00:49:32,694
  4955. <i> ♪ Pay attention, I'm the one</i>
  4956. <i> runnin' this class, clown ♪</i>
  4957.  
  4958. 1067
  4959. 00:49:32,794 --> 00:49:34,108
  4960. You've got this.
  4961. Yes, you do.
  4962.  
  4963. 1068
  4964. 00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:35,343
  4965. You can do this.
  4966.  
  4967. 1069
  4968. 00:49:35,443 --> 00:49:38,646
  4969. - [phone chimes]
  4970. - Close enough.
  4971.  
  4972. 1070
  4973. 00:49:38,746 --> 00:49:41,215
  4974. <i> ♪ Gettin' turnt right</i>
  4975. <i> till it's going left ♪</i>
  4976.  
  4977. 1071
  4978. 00:49:41,315 --> 00:49:43,351
  4979. <i> ♪ Goin' up</i>
  4980. <i> till we goin' down ♪</i>
  4981.  
  4982. 1072
  4983. 00:49:43,451 --> 00:49:45,248
  4984. Hey, Steve, you know
  4985. that's not on the list.
  4986.  
  4987. 1073
  4988. 00:49:45,348 --> 00:49:46,348
  4989. Oh, I know.
  4990.  
  4991. 1074
  4992. 00:49:46,447 --> 00:49:47,645
  4993. I think this is
  4994. my dad's car.
  4995.  
  4996. 1075
  4997. 00:49:47,745 --> 00:49:49,090
  4998. Fuck him!
  4999.  
  5000. 1076
  5001. 00:49:49,190 --> 00:49:50,588
  5002. <i> ♪ I'm in the head</i>
  5003. <i> of the class ♪</i>
  5004.  
  5005. 1077
  5006. 00:49:50,688 --> 00:49:52,193
  5007. <i> ♪ I'm always thinkin' ahead ♪</i>
  5008.  
  5009. 1078
  5010. 00:49:52,293 --> 00:49:53,651
  5011. <i> ♪ I got my head</i>
  5012. <i> in the clouds ♪</i>
  5013.  
  5014. 1079
  5015. 00:49:53,751 --> 00:49:55,096
  5016. <i> ♪ I'm always thinking ahead ♪</i>
  5017.  
  5018. 1080
  5019. 00:49:55,196 --> 00:49:57,598
  5020. - This is a bad idea.
  5021. - Ugh, shut up, Greg.
  5022.  
  5023. 1081
  5024. 00:49:57,698 --> 00:49:59,467
  5025. Don't be such
  5026. a little bitch.
  5027.  
  5028. 1082
  5029. 00:49:59,567 --> 00:50:00,725
  5030. What if the owner comes back?
  5031.  
  5032. 1083
  5033. 00:50:00,825 --> 00:50:02,704
  5034. They're not gonna
  5035. come back.
  5036.  
  5037. 1084
  5038. 00:50:02,804 --> 00:50:05,039
  5039. - Okay, run, Greg.
  5040. - Why?
  5041.  
  5042. 1085
  5043. 00:50:05,139 --> 00:50:07,308
  5044. - Ooh, they're in the car!
  5045. - <i> ♪ I'm on eleven ♪</i>
  5046.  
  5047. 1086
  5048. 00:50:07,408 --> 00:50:09,978
  5049. <i> ♪ Ha, I'm on eleven,</i>
  5050. <i> I'm on eleven ♪</i>
  5051.  
  5052. 1087
  5053. 00:50:10,078 --> 00:50:12,013
  5054. <i> ♪ Ha, I'm on eleven ♪</i>
  5055.  
  5056. 1088
  5057. 00:50:12,113 --> 00:50:14,983
  5058. <i> ♪ My license to carry says</i>
  5059. <i> this dick is valid in Oregon ♪</i>
  5060.  
  5061. 1089
  5062. 00:50:15,083 --> 00:50:17,185
  5063. <i> ♪ It was voted</i>
  5064. <i> varsity valedictorian ♪</i>
  5065.  
  5066. 1090
  5067. 00:50:17,285 --> 00:50:19,087
  5068. <i> ♪ We graduated.</i>
  5069. <i> We're making... ♪</i>
  5070.  
  5071. 1091
  5072. 00:50:19,187 --> 00:50:21,022
  5073. [women]
  5074. Thanks, Greg!
  5075.  
  5076. 1092
  5077. 00:50:21,122 --> 00:50:23,458
  5078. - [grunting]
  5079. - [Greg screams]
  5080.  
  5081. 1093
  5082. 00:50:23,558 --> 00:50:26,327
  5083. <i> ♪ Got no principles, sniffin'</i>
  5084. <i>blow in the handicap bathroom ♪</i>
  5085.  
  5086. 1094
  5087. 00:50:26,427 --> 00:50:28,064
  5088. <i> ♪ With the school nurse</i>
  5089. <i> getting dope ♪</i>
  5090.  
  5091. 1095
  5092. 00:50:28,164 --> 00:50:29,164
  5093. God damn, dude.
  5094.  
  5095. 1096
  5096. 00:50:29,263 --> 00:50:31,199
  5097. That's right.
  5098.  
  5099. 1097
  5100. 00:50:31,299 --> 00:50:33,536
  5101. <i> ♪ And ten's calling me</i>
  5102. <i> 'cause I'm already on eleven ♪</i>
  5103.  
  5104. 1098
  5105. 00:50:33,636 --> 00:50:35,034
  5106. <i> ♪ I'm at the head</i>
  5107. <i> of the class ♪</i>
  5108.  
  5109. 1099
  5110. 00:50:35,134 --> 00:50:36,332
  5111. <i> ♪ I'm always thinkin' ahead ♪</i>
  5112.  
  5113. 1100
  5114. 00:50:36,432 --> 00:50:37,750
  5115. <i> ♪ I got my head</i>
  5116. <i> in the class ♪</i>
  5117.  
  5118. 1101
  5119. 00:50:37,850 --> 00:50:39,048
  5120. <i> ♪ I'm always thinking ahead ♪</i>
  5121.  
  5122. 1102
  5123. 00:50:39,148 --> 00:50:40,546
  5124. <i> ♪ I'm at the head</i>
  5125. <i> of the class ♪</i>
  5126.  
  5127. 1103
  5128. 00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:42,510
  5129. What's he taste like?
  5130.  
  5131. 1104
  5132. 00:50:42,610 --> 00:50:44,679
  5133. <i> ♪ I'm always thinking ahead ♪</i>
  5134.  
  5135. 1105
  5136. 00:50:44,779 --> 00:50:47,448
  5137. Oh, she, what does she--?
  5138.  
  5139. 1106
  5140. 00:50:47,548 --> 00:50:49,684
  5141. Did you just panty raid
  5142. your own mom?
  5143.  
  5144. 1107
  5145. 00:50:49,784 --> 00:50:51,452
  5146. <i> ♪ I'm on eleven ♪</i>
  5147.  
  5148. 1108
  5149. 00:50:51,552 --> 00:50:53,109
  5150. <i> ♪ Ha, I'm on eleven,</i>
  5151. <i> I'm on eleven ♪</i>
  5152.  
  5153. 1109
  5154. 00:50:53,209 --> 00:50:54,209
  5155. Shh.
  5156.  
  5157. 1110
  5158. 00:50:54,308 --> 00:50:56,657
  5159. - <i> ♪ Ha, I'm on eleven ♪</i>
  5160. - Hello?
  5161.  
  5162. 1111
  5163. 00:50:56,757 --> 00:50:58,192
  5164. Hey, what the--?
  5165.  
  5166. 1112
  5167. 00:50:58,292 --> 00:51:00,628
  5168. - What happened to your shirt?
  5169. - Lost it.
  5170.  
  5171. 1113
  5172. 00:51:00,728 --> 00:51:02,363
  5173. - How?
  5174. - I don't know.
  5175.  
  5176. 1114
  5177. 00:51:02,463 --> 00:51:04,399
  5178. <i> ♪ Ha, I'm on eleven,</i>
  5179. <i> I'm on eleven ♪</i>
  5180.  
  5181. 1115
  5182. 00:51:04,499 --> 00:51:06,734
  5183. Hey!
  5184. Aren't you a fuckin' cop?
  5185.  
  5186. 1116
  5187. 00:51:06,834 --> 00:51:09,834
  5188. [music playing]
  5189.  
  5190. 1117
  5191. 00:51:10,338 --> 00:51:12,338
  5192. [laughing]
  5193.  
  5194. 1118
  5195. 00:51:12,707 --> 00:51:16,107
  5196. [music continues]
  5197.  
  5198. 1119
  5199. 00:51:17,145 --> 00:51:19,247
  5200. - [music changes]
  5201. - What's up, Platoon?
  5202.  
  5203. 1120
  5204. 00:51:19,347 --> 00:51:21,147
  5205. [chatter]
  5206.  
  5207. 1121
  5208. 00:51:21,382 --> 00:51:22,717
  5209. I didn't know
  5210. how funny you are.
  5211.  
  5212. 1122
  5213. 00:51:22,817 --> 00:51:24,152
  5214. Me, too.
  5215. You killed it tonight.
  5216.  
  5217. 1123
  5218. 00:51:24,252 --> 00:51:25,530
  5219. Anytime I need
  5220. a copilot-- hey.
  5221.  
  5222. 1124
  5223. 00:51:25,630 --> 00:51:29,157
  5224. That's what
  5225. I'm gonna call you.
  5226.  
  5227. 1125
  5228. 00:51:29,257 --> 00:51:30,591
  5229. Anita Copilot.
  5230.  
  5231. 1126
  5232. 00:51:30,691 --> 00:51:35,091
  5233. - [laughs]
  5234. - Totally.
  5235.  
  5236. 1127
  5237. 00:51:35,329 --> 00:51:38,566
  5238. Sarah, do you have
  5239. the final tally?
  5240.  
  5241. 1128
  5242. 00:51:38,666 --> 00:51:40,268
  5243. [pages fluttering]
  5244.  
  5245. 1129
  5246. 00:51:40,368 --> 00:51:43,071
  5247. Well, I have the most
  5248. activities checked.
  5249.  
  5250. 1130
  5251. 00:51:43,171 --> 00:51:45,522
  5252. [laughs] Did you count
  5253. my bonus points?
  5254.  
  5255. 1131
  5256. 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:51,646
  5257. - For teabagging a minor?
  5258. - Yes.
  5259.  
  5260. 1132
  5261. 00:51:51,746 --> 00:51:53,346
  5262. Eh? Yes?
  5263.  
  5264. 1133
  5265. 00:51:56,217 --> 00:51:58,419
  5266. You wrote in
  5267. your own bonus points.
  5268.  
  5269. 1134
  5270. 00:51:58,519 --> 00:52:00,154
  5271. That doesn't count.
  5272.  
  5273. 1135
  5274. 00:52:00,254 --> 00:52:02,723
  5275. - [woman] Give it to him!
  5276. - Give it to him.
  5277.  
  5278. 1136
  5279. 00:52:02,823 --> 00:52:06,527
  5280. - [cheering]
  5281. - The people have spoken.
  5282.  
  5283. 1137
  5284. 00:52:06,627 --> 00:52:10,398
  5285. Hey, I'd like to make a toast.
  5286.  
  5287. 1138
  5288. 00:52:10,498 --> 00:52:12,534
  5289. And I wasn't sure how
  5290. this whole high school thing
  5291.  
  5292. 1139
  5293. 00:52:12,634 --> 00:52:19,574
  5294. was gonna go, but the last
  5295. few weeks have been amazing.
  5296.  
  5297. 1140
  5298. 00:52:19,674 --> 00:52:22,510
  5299. So, let's raise a glass
  5300.  
  5301. 1141
  5302. 00:52:22,610 --> 00:52:24,812
  5303. to the guy who
  5304. made it all possible,
  5305.  
  5306. 1142
  5307. 00:52:24,912 --> 00:52:29,250
  5308. the man with a plan,
  5309. the coolest guy in school.
  5310.  
  5311. 1143
  5312. 00:52:29,350 --> 00:52:32,302
  5313. - To Adam.
  5314. - [cheering]
  5315.  
  5316. 1144
  5317. 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:37,941
  5318. [crowd chanting] Adam! Adam!
  5319.  
  5320. 1145
  5321. 00:52:40,612 --> 00:52:42,563
  5322. So, tell me.
  5323. How does it feel
  5324.  
  5325. 1146
  5326. 00:52:42,663 --> 00:52:45,533
  5327. to be the most popular
  5328. guy in school?
  5329.  
  5330. 1147
  5331. 00:52:45,633 --> 00:52:49,570
  5332. I always thought
  5333. that was so sexy.
  5334.  
  5335. 1148
  5336. 00:52:49,670 --> 00:52:51,488
  5337. [cheering]
  5338.  
  5339. 1149
  5340. 00:53:01,567 --> 00:53:02,717
  5341. [Jessica]
  5342. Mom?
  5343.  
  5344. 1150
  5345. 00:53:02,817 --> 00:53:04,935
  5346. Oh, my God, ew!
  5347.  
  5348. 1151
  5349. 00:53:07,406 --> 00:53:08,856
  5350. What are you doing here?
  5351.  
  5352. 1152
  5353. 00:53:08,956 --> 00:53:11,073
  5354. I thought you weren't my mother
  5355. for an entire month.
  5356.  
  5357. 1153
  5358. 00:53:11,173 --> 00:53:12,393
  5359. That is not what I said.
  5360.  
  5361. 1154
  5362. 00:53:12,493 --> 00:53:13,891
  5363. Does your father
  5364. know you're here?
  5365.  
  5366. 1155
  5367. 00:53:13,991 --> 00:53:15,563
  5368. God, you are so humiliating.
  5369.  
  5370. 1156
  5371. 00:53:15,663 --> 00:53:17,431
  5372. Jessica, get back here.
  5373.  
  5374. 1157
  5375. 00:53:17,531 --> 00:53:18,733
  5376. [Jessica]
  5377. Whatever, slut.
  5378.  
  5379. 1158
  5380. 00:53:18,833 --> 00:53:20,268
  5381. Beer, Mr. Jackson?
  5382.  
  5383. 1159
  5384. 00:53:20,368 --> 00:53:22,670
  5385. No, tonight it's Trevor.
  5386.  
  5387. 1160
  5388. 00:53:22,770 --> 00:53:23,905
  5389. Whatever, Trevor.
  5390.  
  5391. 1161
  5392. 00:53:24,005 --> 00:53:25,642
  5393. Hey, Shawn, is it weird
  5394. to be at a party
  5395.  
  5396. 1162
  5397. 00:53:25,742 --> 00:53:27,620
  5398. with your older brother
  5399. and your older sister?
  5400.  
  5401. 1163
  5402. 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:28,720
  5403. Whatever.
  5404.  
  5405. 1164
  5406. 00:53:28,819 --> 00:53:30,895
  5407. Yeah, bet you guys do
  5408. all kinds of things together.
  5409.  
  5410. 1165
  5411. 00:53:30,995 --> 00:53:32,313
  5412. Shut up, dick.
  5413.  
  5414. 1166
  5415. 00:53:32,413 --> 00:53:34,091
  5416. Thought you told my mom
  5417. you were studying
  5418.  
  5419. 1167
  5420. 00:53:34,191 --> 00:53:35,309
  5421. at a friend's house tonight.
  5422.  
  5423. 1168
  5424. 00:53:35,409 --> 00:53:36,607
  5425. I am.
  5426. This is my buddy Steve,
  5427.  
  5428. 1169
  5429. 00:53:36,707 --> 00:53:37,825
  5430. and tonight, we're studying.
  5431.  
  5432. 1170
  5433. 00:53:37,925 --> 00:53:39,763
  5434. First class-- alcohol
  5435. and the female anatomy.
  5436.  
  5437. 1171
  5438. 00:53:39,863 --> 00:53:41,689
  5439. Spoiler alert,
  5440. the answer is vagina.
  5441.  
  5442. 1172
  5443. 00:53:41,789 --> 00:53:43,824
  5444. [laughs sarcastically]
  5445.  
  5446. 1173
  5447. 00:53:43,924 --> 00:53:45,459
  5448. What are you doing?
  5449.  
  5450. 1174
  5451. 00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:47,261
  5452. I told Mom I'd text her
  5453. if I saw you.
  5454.  
  5455. 1175
  5456. 00:53:47,361 --> 00:53:48,878
  5457. What was that answer
  5458. again, "Vagina?"
  5459.  
  5460. 1176
  5461. 00:53:48,978 --> 00:53:50,665
  5462. - Vagina.
  5463. - Whatever you see tonight,
  5464.  
  5465. 1177
  5466. 00:53:50,765 --> 00:53:52,967
  5467. you didn't see.
  5468. Get it?
  5469.  
  5470. 1178
  5471. 00:53:53,067 --> 00:53:57,371
  5472. Oh, if those are
  5473. the rules, Trevor,
  5474.  
  5475. 1179
  5476. 00:53:57,471 --> 00:54:02,343
  5477. you want a toke
  5478. of some sweet bud?
  5479.  
  5480. 1180
  5481. 00:54:02,443 --> 00:54:04,312
  5482. Abso-fuckin'-lutely.
  5483.  
  5484. 1181
  5485. 00:54:04,412 --> 00:54:06,948
  5486. Whoo, let's
  5487. tear it up, fuckers!
  5488.  
  5489. 1182
  5490. 00:54:07,048 --> 00:54:08,848
  5491. [sobbing]
  5492.  
  5493. 1183
  5494. 00:54:12,404 --> 00:54:15,005
  5495. - Hey.
  5496. - Hey.
  5497.  
  5498. 1184
  5499. 00:54:18,910 --> 00:54:21,729
  5500. Did I use too much tongue?
  5501.  
  5502. 1185
  5503. 00:54:21,829 --> 00:54:25,566
  5504. No, gosh, you were--
  5505. you were fine.
  5506.  
  5507. 1186
  5508. 00:54:25,666 --> 00:54:27,350
  5509. I mean, you were--
  5510. you were great.
  5511.  
  5512. 1187
  5513. 00:54:28,820 --> 00:54:30,020
  5514. May I?
  5515.  
  5516. 1188
  5517. 00:54:34,026 --> 00:54:37,678
  5518. [sighs]
  5519. You all right?
  5520.  
  5521. 1189
  5522. 00:54:37,778 --> 00:54:39,947
  5523. Yeah, I'm fine.
  5524.  
  5525. 1190
  5526. 00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:41,716
  5527. Thank you for all of this.
  5528.  
  5529. 1191
  5530. 00:54:41,816 --> 00:54:44,452
  5531. Yeah, you look like you're
  5532. having the time of your life.
  5533.  
  5534. 1192
  5535. 00:54:44,552 --> 00:54:47,688
  5536. No, I mean it.
  5537. Thank you.
  5538.  
  5539. 1193
  5540. 00:54:47,788 --> 00:54:51,325
  5541. I've spent the last 20 years
  5542. looking back at these days
  5543.  
  5544. 1194
  5545. 00:54:51,425 --> 00:54:54,629
  5546. and just remembering
  5547. how amazing they were.
  5548.  
  5549. 1195
  5550. 00:54:54,729 --> 00:54:57,298
  5551. Something tells me
  5552. those aren't tears of joy
  5553.  
  5554. 1196
  5555. 00:54:57,398 --> 00:54:58,933
  5556. coming out of your face
  5557. right now.
  5558.  
  5559. 1197
  5560. 00:54:59,033 --> 00:55:00,550
  5561. Yeah, well, I did just
  5562. get reamed out
  5563.  
  5564. 1198
  5565. 00:55:00,650 --> 00:55:02,470
  5566. by my teenage daughter
  5567. at a house party
  5568.  
  5569. 1199
  5570. 00:55:02,570 --> 00:55:04,272
  5571. for acting like a slut.
  5572.  
  5573. 1200
  5574. 00:55:04,372 --> 00:55:06,941
  5575. - Ouch.
  5576. - Right?
  5577.  
  5578. 1201
  5579. 00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:08,476
  5580. She does
  5581. have a point, though.
  5582.  
  5583. 1202
  5584. 00:55:08,576 --> 00:55:13,547
  5585. I have been super
  5586. self-absorbed lately.
  5587.  
  5588. 1203
  5589. 00:55:13,647 --> 00:55:15,416
  5590. I think you're cool.
  5591.  
  5592. 1204
  5593. 00:55:15,516 --> 00:55:16,984
  5594. I mean,
  5595. you know that, right?
  5596.  
  5597. 1205
  5598. 00:55:17,084 --> 00:55:19,487
  5599. I'm always gonna
  5600. think you're cool.
  5601.  
  5602. 1206
  5603. 00:55:19,587 --> 00:55:20,587
  5604. Duh.
  5605.  
  5606. 1207
  5607. 00:55:22,841 --> 00:55:25,593
  5608. Hey, I know that
  5609. you and I have maybe
  5610.  
  5611. 1208
  5612. 00:55:25,693 --> 00:55:26,891
  5613. sorta started
  5614. something here,
  5615.  
  5616. 1209
  5617. 00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:30,398
  5618. but I really think
  5619. I've gotta pull back
  5620.  
  5621. 1210
  5622. 00:55:30,498 --> 00:55:33,701
  5623. and focus more
  5624. on my daughter.
  5625.  
  5626. 1211
  5627. 00:55:33,801 --> 00:55:35,678
  5628. After all, it is her
  5629. last year of high school,
  5630.  
  5631. 1212
  5632. 00:55:35,778 --> 00:55:37,696
  5633. and you and I both know
  5634. that isn't always easy.
  5635.  
  5636. 1213
  5637. 00:55:37,796 --> 00:55:39,905
  5638. Yeah, uh...
  5639.  
  5640. 1214
  5641. 00:55:41,442 --> 00:55:44,445
  5642. thanks for letting a nerd
  5643. date the coolest girl in school.
  5644.  
  5645. 1215
  5646. 00:55:44,545 --> 00:55:47,048
  5647. [laughs]
  5648. Thanks for letting a single mom
  5649.  
  5650. 1216
  5651. 00:55:47,148 --> 00:55:48,783
  5652. date a famous billionaire.
  5653.  
  5654. 1217
  5655. 00:55:48,883 --> 00:55:50,367
  5656. [chuckles]
  5657.  
  5658. 1218
  5659. 00:55:52,604 --> 00:55:55,990
  5660. Break up on three?
  5661.  
  5662. 1219
  5663. 00:55:56,090 --> 00:55:58,875
  5664. [both]
  5665. One, two, three.
  5666.  
  5667. 1220
  5668. 00:56:00,946 --> 00:56:02,863
  5669. I know it's not always
  5670. cool in high school
  5671.  
  5672. 1221
  5673. 00:56:02,963 --> 00:56:04,600
  5674. to be, you know,
  5675. friends with your ex...
  5676.  
  5677. 1222
  5678. 00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:09,003
  5679. I'm really glad
  5680. we got to know each other.
  5681.  
  5682. 1223
  5683. 00:56:09,103 --> 00:56:10,503
  5684. Thanks.
  5685.  
  5686. 1224
  5687. 00:56:11,839 --> 00:56:16,444
  5688. Okay, if I'm gonna focus
  5689. on being a better role model,
  5690.  
  5691. 1225
  5692. 00:56:16,544 --> 00:56:18,679
  5693. we should probably
  5694. get out of the bedroom.
  5695.  
  5696. 1226
  5697. 00:56:18,779 --> 00:56:20,548
  5698. Everyone knows,
  5699. at high school parties,
  5700.  
  5701. 1227
  5702. 00:56:20,648 --> 00:56:22,925
  5703. you only go to the bedroom
  5704. if you're trying to get laid.
  5705.  
  5706. 1228
  5707. 00:56:23,025 --> 00:56:24,423
  5708. [stammers]
  5709. Were we gonna have sex?
  5710.  
  5711. 1229
  5712. 00:56:24,523 --> 00:56:25,886
  5713. I don't--
  5714.  
  5715. 1230
  5716. 00:56:25,986 --> 00:56:28,756
  5717. - Jessica!
  5718. - Oh, my God.
  5719.  
  5720. 1231
  5721. 00:56:28,856 --> 00:56:31,092
  5722. Who is this? I thought
  5723. you were dating Trent.
  5724.  
  5725. 1232
  5726. 00:56:31,192 --> 00:56:33,928
  5727. This is Shawn, my friend.
  5728.  
  5729. 1233
  5730. 00:56:34,028 --> 00:56:35,496
  5731. Unlike you, I don't
  5732. feel the need
  5733.  
  5734. 1234
  5735. 00:56:35,596 --> 00:56:37,698
  5736. to make out with every
  5737. guy in high school.
  5738.  
  5739. 1235
  5740. 00:56:37,798 --> 00:56:39,734
  5741. I always thought this was
  5742. boyfriend material.
  5743.  
  5744. 1236
  5745. 00:56:39,834 --> 00:56:41,535
  5746. Your "friend"?
  5747.  
  5748. 1237
  5749. 00:56:41,635 --> 00:56:43,672
  5750. Is that why you're sneaking
  5751. into an empty bedroom?
  5752.  
  5753. 1238
  5754. 00:56:43,772 --> 00:56:45,050
  5755. What were you gonna
  5756. do in here?
  5757.  
  5758. 1239
  5759. 00:56:45,150 --> 00:56:46,907
  5760. What am I doing?
  5761. What are you doing?
  5762.  
  5763. 1240
  5764. 00:56:47,007 --> 00:56:48,609
  5765. Are you guys having sex?
  5766.  
  5767. 1241
  5768. 00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:52,113
  5769. - Ew, no.
  5770. - I'm not sure I'd use "ew."
  5771.  
  5772. 1242
  5773. 00:56:52,213 --> 00:56:53,714
  5774. Are you having sex?
  5775.  
  5776. 1243
  5777. 00:56:53,814 --> 00:56:55,916
  5778. Is that why
  5779. you two came in here?
  5780.  
  5781. 1244
  5782. 00:56:56,016 --> 00:56:58,552
  5783. Is this how you're planning
  5784. on losing your virginity?
  5785.  
  5786. 1245
  5787. 00:56:58,652 --> 00:57:03,157
  5788. Wait, you're still a virgin?
  5789. Sweet!
  5790.  
  5791. 1246
  5792. 00:57:03,257 --> 00:57:07,061
  5793. You two clearly have a lot of
  5794. shit to talk about, so...
  5795.  
  5796. 1247
  5797. 00:57:07,161 --> 00:57:09,430
  5798. Yeah, I think he's right.
  5799.  
  5800. 1248
  5801. 00:57:09,530 --> 00:57:11,699
  5802. Not about the virginity
  5803. thing, just...
  5804.  
  5805. 1249
  5806. 00:57:11,799 --> 00:57:13,501
  5807. [stammers]
  5808.  
  5809. 1250
  5810. 00:57:13,601 --> 00:57:16,719
  5811. ...you guys clearly have
  5812. to figure out this between you.
  5813.  
  5814. 1251
  5815. 00:57:18,723 --> 00:57:20,190
  5816. [music playing]
  5817.  
  5818. 1252
  5819. 00:57:22,994 --> 00:57:25,646
  5820. [Steve] We all know the rules?
  5821. [chuckles]
  5822.  
  5823. 1253
  5824. 00:57:25,746 --> 00:57:28,716
  5825. - Oh, look at that.
  5826. - [woman] No.
  5827.  
  5828. 1254
  5829. 00:57:28,816 --> 00:57:30,818
  5830. And-- and, oh.
  5831.  
  5832. 1255
  5833. 00:57:30,918 --> 00:57:32,168
  5834. It wants to go there.
  5835.  
  5836. 1256
  5837. 00:57:35,574 --> 00:57:38,058
  5838. Are you guys
  5839. having a good time?
  5840.  
  5841. 1257
  5842. 00:57:38,158 --> 00:57:40,895
  5843. Why didn't we ever
  5844. get drunk in high school?
  5845.  
  5846. 1258
  5847. 00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:42,830
  5848. This is awesome.
  5849.  
  5850. 1259
  5851. 00:57:42,930 --> 00:57:46,033
  5852. I lost my shirt in the car.
  5853.  
  5854. 1260
  5855. 00:57:46,133 --> 00:57:47,601
  5856. Never mind, you know what?
  5857.  
  5858. 1261
  5859. 00:57:47,701 --> 00:57:49,837
  5860. I'm gonna get you
  5861. your shirt, okay?
  5862.  
  5863. 1262
  5864. 00:57:49,937 --> 00:57:50,937
  5865. Sweet.
  5866.  
  5867. 1263
  5868. 00:57:55,193 --> 00:57:57,193
  5869. Hey-- hey.
  5870.  
  5871. 1264
  5872. 00:57:57,912 --> 00:57:59,613
  5873. Hey, what are you guys
  5874. doing here?
  5875.  
  5876. 1265
  5877. 00:57:59,713 --> 00:58:01,649
  5878. Steve invited us.
  5879.  
  5880. 1266
  5881. 00:58:01,749 --> 00:58:03,584
  5882. Steve, did you invite
  5883. the teachers?
  5884.  
  5885. 1267
  5886. 00:58:03,684 --> 00:58:04,684
  5887. What?
  5888.  
  5889. 1268
  5890. 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,438
  5891. - We should go.
  5892. - No, no, no, no, no.
  5893.  
  5894. 1269
  5895. 00:58:07,538 --> 00:58:08,656
  5896. I am glad you guys are here.
  5897.  
  5898. 1270
  5899. 00:58:08,756 --> 00:58:10,074
  5900. Uh, let me get
  5901. you guys a drink.
  5902.  
  5903. 1271
  5904. 00:58:10,174 --> 00:58:12,726
  5905. Erin, you made it!
  5906. [laughs]
  5907.  
  5908. 1272
  5909. 00:58:12,826 --> 00:58:14,895
  5910. Steve, Erin is one
  5911. of our teachers.
  5912.  
  5913. 1273
  5914. 00:58:14,995 --> 00:58:16,664
  5915. Fuck off, what?
  5916.  
  5917. 1274
  5918. 00:58:16,764 --> 00:58:19,667
  5919. There is no way.
  5920. I would've remembered you.
  5921.  
  5922. 1275
  5923. 00:58:19,767 --> 00:58:21,635
  5924. What were you, like,
  5925. seven years old?
  5926.  
  5927. 1276
  5928. 00:58:21,735 --> 00:58:23,938
  5929. What? Look at her.
  5930.  
  5931. 1277
  5932. 00:58:24,038 --> 00:58:27,141
  5933. Look, I promised the girls
  5934. a soda, okay?
  5935.  
  5936. 1278
  5937. 00:58:27,241 --> 00:58:29,710
  5938. I'll see you around.
  5939.  
  5940. 1279
  5941. 00:58:29,810 --> 00:58:31,610
  5942. Hey. Hey.
  5943.  
  5944. 1280
  5945. 00:58:33,781 --> 00:58:35,649
  5946. You're here.
  5947.  
  5948. 1281
  5949. 00:58:35,749 --> 00:58:39,253
  5950. No.
  5951. What the fuck is this?
  5952.  
  5953. 1282
  5954. 00:58:39,353 --> 00:58:41,522
  5955. - Huh?
  5956. - [laughing] You love it.
  5957.  
  5958. 1283
  5959. 00:58:41,622 --> 00:58:43,090
  5960. - No, I don't.
  5961. - You love it.
  5962.  
  5963. 1284
  5964. 00:58:43,190 --> 00:58:45,493
  5965. - I told you I don't. I don't.
  5966. - You love it.
  5967.  
  5968. 1285
  5969. 00:58:45,593 --> 00:58:47,977
  5970. - [scoffs]
  5971. - I--
  5972.  
  5973. 1286
  5974. 00:58:50,749 --> 00:58:52,733
  5975. [muttering] I knew
  5976. I shouldn't have come here.
  5977.  
  5978. 1287
  5979. 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:54,768
  5980. [quiet knock]
  5981.  
  5982. 1288
  5983. 00:58:54,868 --> 00:58:57,668
  5984. - Hey.
  5985. - Hey.
  5986.  
  5987. 1289
  5988. 00:58:57,805 --> 00:59:00,508
  5989. - I can explain.
  5990. - Relax, I get it. House party.
  5991.  
  5992. 1290
  5993. 00:59:00,608 --> 00:59:02,576
  5994. All part of your big do-over.
  5995.  
  5996. 1291
  5997. 00:59:02,676 --> 00:59:03,944
  5998. How's it going, anyway?
  5999.  
  6000. 1292
  6001. 00:59:04,044 --> 00:59:05,946
  6002. Uh, pretty good.
  6003.  
  6004. 1293
  6005. 00:59:06,046 --> 00:59:07,924
  6006. When you have enough money
  6007. to rewrite history,
  6008.  
  6009. 1294
  6010. 00:59:08,024 --> 00:59:09,942
  6011. - what does that look like?
  6012. - What do you mean?
  6013.  
  6014. 1295
  6015. 00:59:10,042 --> 00:59:11,759
  6016. - I mean, are you cool now?
  6017. - Pretty much.
  6018.  
  6019. 1296
  6020. 00:59:11,859 --> 00:59:13,337
  6021. - Invited to all the parties?
  6022. - Yep.
  6023.  
  6024. 1297
  6025. 00:59:13,437 --> 00:59:16,090
  6026. - And everyone knows your name?
  6027. - Yeah.
  6028.  
  6029. 1298
  6030. 00:59:16,190 --> 00:59:19,660
  6031. Sometimes they even chant it.
  6032. Adam, Adam, Adam.
  6033.  
  6034. 1299
  6035. 00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,437
  6036. Did you make out
  6037. with all the hot chicks?
  6038.  
  6039. 1300
  6040. 00:59:21,537 --> 00:59:24,698
  6041. Well, I kinda just kissed
  6042. the hottest girl in the school,
  6043.  
  6044. 1301
  6045. 00:59:24,798 --> 00:59:26,667
  6046. or she kissed me,
  6047. I don't know.
  6048.  
  6049. 1302
  6050. 00:59:26,767 --> 00:59:29,069
  6051. It just felt so natural
  6052. I didn't--
  6053.  
  6054. 1303
  6055. 00:59:29,169 --> 00:59:31,805
  6056. [laughs]
  6057. That's not gonna work
  6058.  
  6059. 1304
  6060. 00:59:31,905 --> 00:59:34,575
  6061. 'cause, um, we just
  6062. want different things.
  6063.  
  6064. 1305
  6065. 00:59:34,675 --> 00:59:36,277
  6066. We're better off as friends.
  6067.  
  6068. 1306
  6069. 00:59:36,377 --> 00:59:38,175
  6070. I don't understand
  6071. why you're trying so hard
  6072.  
  6073. 1307
  6074. 00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:40,114
  6075. not to be yourself.
  6076.  
  6077. 1308
  6078. 00:59:40,214 --> 00:59:43,183
  6079. A nerd? You think
  6080. it's cool to be a nerd?
  6081.  
  6082. 1309
  6083. 00:59:43,283 --> 00:59:45,152
  6084. I'm a nerd.
  6085.  
  6086. 1310
  6087. 00:59:45,252 --> 00:59:48,055
  6088. There's no way you have
  6089. ever been a nerd.
  6090.  
  6091. 1311
  6092. 00:59:48,155 --> 00:59:51,191
  6093. Why can you only "ran" through
  6094. a campsite, but never "run"?
  6095.  
  6096. 1312
  6097. 00:59:51,291 --> 00:59:53,260
  6098. [both]
  6099. Because it's past tents.
  6100.  
  6101. 1313
  6102. 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,230
  6103. Okay, well, okay.
  6104. Shit, you are a nerd.
  6105.  
  6106. 1314
  6107. 00:59:56,330 --> 01:00:00,568
  6108. Okay, ah, maybe nerds
  6109. and popular people
  6110.  
  6111. 1315
  6112. 01:00:00,668 --> 01:00:02,146
  6113. just aren't
  6114. supposed to be together.
  6115.  
  6116. 1316
  6117. 01:00:02,246 --> 01:00:04,705
  6118. Maybe she just didn't like
  6119. the way you kiss.
  6120.  
  6121. 1317
  6122. 01:00:04,805 --> 01:00:06,605
  6123. What? No.
  6124.  
  6125. 1318
  6126. 01:00:07,074 --> 01:00:08,809
  6127. The movie
  6128. <i> Revenge of the Nerds</i>?
  6129.  
  6130. 1319
  6131. 01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:10,844
  6132. Nerds are great kissers.
  6133.  
  6134. 1320
  6135. 01:00:10,944 --> 01:00:13,647
  6136. When he wears
  6137. the Darth Vader mask.
  6138.  
  6139. 1321
  6140. 01:00:13,747 --> 01:00:16,116
  6141. - What?
  6142. - I don't think I've ever seen
  6143.  
  6144. 1322
  6145. 01:00:16,216 --> 01:00:17,718
  6146. <i> Revenge of the Nerds</i>.
  6147.  
  6148. 1323
  6149. 01:00:17,818 --> 01:00:20,703
  6150. [imitates Darth Vader breathing]
  6151.  
  6152. 1324
  6153. 01:00:25,043 --> 01:00:27,161
  6154. I know who Darth Vader is.
  6155.  
  6156. 1325
  6157. 01:00:27,261 --> 01:00:29,457
  6158. That doesn't help me remember
  6159. a movie I've never seen.
  6160.  
  6161. 1326
  6162. 01:00:29,557 --> 01:00:30,995
  6163. Okay, and you
  6164. call yourself a nerd.
  6165.  
  6166. 1327
  6167. 01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:32,853
  6168. And you call yourself
  6169. an incredible kisser.
  6170.  
  6171. 1328
  6172. 01:00:32,953 --> 01:00:33,953
  6173. I am.
  6174.  
  6175. 1329
  6176. 01:00:34,068 --> 01:00:36,604
  6177. - Really?
  6178. - Absolutely.
  6179.  
  6180. 1330
  6181. 01:00:36,704 --> 01:00:37,954
  6182. Prove it.
  6183.  
  6184. 1331
  6185. 01:00:42,193 --> 01:00:43,978
  6186. Oh, my God.
  6187. Not on me, weirdo.
  6188.  
  6189. 1332
  6190. 01:00:44,078 --> 01:00:45,813
  6191. Okay, I misread that.
  6192.  
  6193. 1333
  6194. 01:00:45,913 --> 01:00:49,617
  6195. - Yeah.
  6196. - [chuckles]
  6197.  
  6198. 1334
  6199. 01:00:49,717 --> 01:00:53,269
  6200. - [glass breaks]
  6201. - [woman shouts indistinctly]
  6202.  
  6203. 1335
  6204. 01:00:55,140 --> 01:00:58,092
  6205. Move. Please move.
  6206.  
  6207. 1336
  6208. 01:00:58,192 --> 01:00:59,192
  6209. Move.
  6210.  
  6211. 1337
  6212. 01:01:01,179 --> 01:01:03,664
  6213. - Hmm?
  6214. - Honey, let's go.
  6215.  
  6216. 1338
  6217. 01:01:03,764 --> 01:01:05,402
  6218. It's time to go, come on.
  6219. Let's go home.
  6220.  
  6221. 1339
  6222. 01:01:05,502 --> 01:01:06,834
  6223. Let's go. Get up now.
  6224.  
  6225. 1340
  6226. 01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:08,736
  6227. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
  6228. Settle down.
  6229.  
  6230. 1341
  6231. 01:01:08,836 --> 01:01:10,237
  6232. What's happening here?
  6233.  
  6234. 1342
  6235. 01:01:10,337 --> 01:01:12,206
  6236. - Mind your own business.
  6237. - Easy, now.
  6238.  
  6239. 1343
  6240. 01:01:12,306 --> 01:01:14,141
  6241. I said mind your
  6242. own busi-- whoa!
  6243.  
  6244. 1344
  6245. 01:01:14,241 --> 01:01:15,519
  6246. [chanting]
  6247. Fight! Fight! Fight!
  6248.  
  6249. 1345
  6250. 01:01:15,619 --> 01:01:17,811
  6251. - Relax!
  6252. - Stop it!
  6253.  
  6254. 1346
  6255. 01:01:17,911 --> 01:01:19,696
  6256. [chanting stops, crowd groans]
  6257.  
  6258. 1347
  6259. 01:01:22,333 --> 01:01:25,001
  6260. [couple whispering]
  6261.  
  6262. 1348
  6263. 01:01:27,005 --> 01:01:29,205
  6264. Move, move!
  6265.  
  6266. 1349
  6267. 01:01:30,057 --> 01:01:31,859
  6268. - [grunts]
  6269. - [music stops abruptly]
  6270.  
  6271. 1350
  6272. 01:01:31,959 --> 01:01:33,761
  6273. - Oh, yes.
  6274. - Ooh.
  6275.  
  6276. 1351
  6277. 01:01:33,861 --> 01:01:36,664
  6278. [woman]
  6279. Oh, my God.
  6280.  
  6281. 1352
  6282. 01:01:36,764 --> 01:01:39,233
  6283. Dude, is that
  6284. your brother and sister?
  6285.  
  6286. 1353
  6287. 01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:41,435
  6288. [woman #2]
  6289. That is disgusting. Ew.
  6290.  
  6291. 1354
  6292. 01:01:41,535 --> 01:01:43,070
  6293. - Oh, God.
  6294. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
  6295.  
  6296. 1355
  6297. 01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:46,155
  6298. - Shawn, wait.
  6299. - [woman] What the hell?
  6300.  
  6301. 1356
  6302. 01:01:48,927 --> 01:01:50,944
  6303. [indistinct]
  6304.  
  6305. 1357
  6306. 01:01:51,044 --> 01:01:53,047
  6307. What happened
  6308. to the music, bitches?
  6309.  
  6310. 1358
  6311. 01:01:53,147 --> 01:01:55,331
  6312. - [music resumes]
  6313. - [cheering]
  6314.  
  6315. 1359
  6316. 01:02:06,211 --> 01:02:09,229
  6317. Where have you been? You're
  6318. missing one hell of a party.
  6319.  
  6320. 1360
  6321. 01:02:09,329 --> 01:02:12,399
  6322. Are you kidding me right now?
  6323.  
  6324. 1361
  6325. 01:02:12,499 --> 01:02:15,202
  6326. You've been here
  6327. the whole time, partying?
  6328.  
  6329. 1362
  6330. 01:02:15,302 --> 01:02:18,238
  6331. You didn't, for one second,
  6332. just stop to think,
  6333.  
  6334. 1363
  6335. 01:02:18,338 --> 01:02:20,176
  6336. "Where's Greg?
  6337. I wonder where Greg might be."
  6338.  
  6339. 1364
  6340. 01:02:20,276 --> 01:02:23,010
  6341. Not for one second?
  6342. You didn't think that at all?
  6343.  
  6344. 1365
  6345. 01:02:23,110 --> 01:02:25,495
  6346. Why are you being
  6347. such a dick?
  6348.  
  6349. 1366
  6350. 01:02:30,168 --> 01:02:31,168
  6351. Ow.
  6352.  
  6353. 1367
  6354. 01:02:32,820 --> 01:02:35,104
  6355. [chanting]
  6356. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
  6357.  
  6358. 1368
  6359. 01:02:36,975 --> 01:02:38,992
  6360. [flatulence, defecates]
  6361.  
  6362. 1369
  6363. 01:02:39,092 --> 01:02:43,864
  6364. - [chanting stops]
  6365. - [flatulence]
  6366.  
  6367. 1370
  6368. 01:02:43,964 --> 01:02:47,000
  6369. [man] The return
  6370. of Shits-his-pantsky.
  6371.  
  6372. 1371
  6373. 01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:50,504
  6374. - That's so gross.
  6375. - [girls] Ew.
  6376.  
  6377. 1372
  6378. 01:02:50,604 --> 01:02:53,523
  6379. - [all groan]
  6380. - Oh, my God.
  6381.  
  6382. 1373
  6383. 01:02:57,395 --> 01:02:59,012
  6384. Fuckin' Pi.
  6385.  
  6386. 1374
  6387. 01:02:59,112 --> 01:03:02,449
  6388. It's a nice lineup
  6389. we got back here.
  6390.  
  6391. 1375
  6392. 01:03:02,549 --> 01:03:04,985
  6393. - How are you enjoying school?
  6394. - You wanna make out?
  6395.  
  6396. 1376
  6397. 01:03:05,085 --> 01:03:07,154
  6398. I'm actually really enjoying it.
  6399.  
  6400. 1377
  6401. 01:03:07,254 --> 01:03:09,052
  6402. I'm finding it interesting
  6403. this time around.
  6404.  
  6405. 1378
  6406. 01:03:09,152 --> 01:03:11,349
  6407. [Trevor] I'm finding you
  6408. interesting this time around.
  6409.  
  6410. 1379
  6411. 01:03:11,449 --> 01:03:12,449
  6412. What's my first name?
  6413.  
  6414. 1380
  6415. 01:03:12,548 --> 01:03:14,027
  6416. Parking Ticket.
  6417.  
  6418. 1381
  6419. 01:03:14,127 --> 01:03:16,430
  6420. 'Cause you got fine
  6421. written all over you.
  6422.  
  6423. 1382
  6424. 01:03:16,530 --> 01:03:19,366
  6425. You're drunk.
  6426. It's not gonna happen, sorry.
  6427.  
  6428. 1383
  6429. 01:03:19,466 --> 01:03:22,136
  6430. Your loss. Girls like you
  6431. are a dime a dozen.
  6432.  
  6433. 1384
  6434. 01:03:22,236 --> 01:03:24,392
  6435. You know, they'll pretend
  6436. like you got all dressed up
  6437.  
  6438. 1385
  6439. 01:03:24,492 --> 01:03:27,890
  6440. to come here, be witty, and talk
  6441. about Middle East politics.
  6442.  
  6443. 1386
  6444. 01:03:30,829 --> 01:03:32,428
  6445. [scoffs]
  6446.  
  6447. 1387
  6448. 01:03:34,065 --> 01:03:36,850
  6449. Are we gonna fuck or what?
  6450.  
  6451. 1388
  6452. 01:03:36,950 --> 01:03:38,301
  6453. You're not mad, are ya?
  6454.  
  6455. 1389
  6456. 01:03:42,073 --> 01:03:43,090
  6457. - Shit.
  6458. - [quiet knock]
  6459.  
  6460. 1390
  6461. 01:03:43,190 --> 01:03:47,060
  6462. Fuck. Fuck, mother-- go away.
  6463.  
  6464. 1391
  6465. 01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:50,330
  6466. Motherfucker. Fucking idiot.
  6467.  
  6468. 1392
  6469. 01:03:50,430 --> 01:03:53,801
  6470. - Fuck!
  6471. - Greg, it's me. Let me in.
  6472.  
  6473. 1393
  6474. 01:03:53,901 --> 01:03:56,570
  6475. I said go away!
  6476.  
  6477. 1394
  6478. 01:03:56,670 --> 01:03:58,138
  6479. Just walk in.
  6480.  
  6481. 1395
  6482. 01:03:58,238 --> 01:04:00,474
  6483. My parents took the locks off
  6484. when I was 13.
  6485.  
  6486. 1396
  6487. 01:04:00,574 --> 01:04:02,543
  6488. I was jerking off too much.
  6489.  
  6490. 1397
  6491. 01:04:02,643 --> 01:04:04,311
  6492. They thought it'd stop me.
  6493.  
  6494. 1398
  6495. 01:04:04,411 --> 01:04:05,628
  6496. It didn't.
  6497.  
  6498. 1399
  6499. 01:04:07,465 --> 01:04:09,465
  6500. Holy shit!
  6501.  
  6502. 1400
  6503. 01:04:09,950 --> 01:04:12,452
  6504. Nice wiener.
  6505. Holy shit!
  6506.  
  6507. 1401
  6508. 01:04:12,552 --> 01:04:14,388
  6509. Is that shit in your pants?
  6510.  
  6511. 1402
  6512. 01:04:14,488 --> 01:04:16,046
  6513. [Greg] Fuck, Probyn,
  6514. get the fuck out!
  6515.  
  6516. 1403
  6517. 01:04:16,146 --> 01:04:17,825
  6518. [Steve]
  6519. Did Adam do this?
  6520.  
  6521. 1404
  6522. 01:04:17,925 --> 01:04:20,494
  6523. [Greg]
  6524. Get out!
  6525.  
  6526. 1405
  6527. 01:04:20,594 --> 01:04:22,162
  6528. He said he's gonna
  6529. need a minute.
  6530.  
  6531. 1406
  6532. 01:04:22,262 --> 01:04:23,579
  6533. [sighs]
  6534.  
  6535. 1407
  6536. 01:04:30,288 --> 01:04:32,539
  6537. - Greg.
  6538. - Look, let me go.
  6539.  
  6540. 1408
  6541. 01:04:32,639 --> 01:04:34,508
  6542. Where are you going,
  6543. Shit's-his-pansky?
  6544.  
  6545. 1409
  6546. 01:04:34,608 --> 01:04:36,276
  6547. I know you've had
  6548. a rough night, okay?
  6549.  
  6550. 1410
  6551. 01:04:36,376 --> 01:04:37,377
  6552. And I'm sorry.
  6553.  
  6554. 1411
  6555. 01:04:37,477 --> 01:04:39,112
  6556. You made me shit my pants.
  6557.  
  6558. 1412
  6559. 01:04:39,212 --> 01:04:42,082
  6560. How could I make you
  6561. shit your pants?
  6562.  
  6563. 1413
  6564. 01:04:42,182 --> 01:04:43,984
  6565. You know what?
  6566. It doesn't matter, I mean...
  6567.  
  6568. 1414
  6569. 01:04:44,084 --> 01:04:46,086
  6570. Fuck tonight.
  6571. It's not even about tonight.
  6572.  
  6573. 1415
  6574. 01:04:46,186 --> 01:04:49,389
  6575. This whole high school do-over,
  6576. it's been shit.
  6577.  
  6578. 1416
  6579. 01:04:49,489 --> 01:04:51,191
  6580. Some of it's been cool.
  6581.  
  6582. 1417
  6583. 01:04:51,291 --> 01:04:52,993
  6584. No, it hasn't been cool.
  6585.  
  6586. 1418
  6587. 01:04:53,093 --> 01:04:54,651
  6588. You're not cool.
  6589. You'll never be cool.
  6590.  
  6591. 1419
  6592. 01:04:54,751 --> 01:04:58,165
  6593. It's a joke.
  6594. You're a joke.
  6595.  
  6596. 1420
  6597. 01:04:58,265 --> 01:05:01,034
  6598. Hey, I thought we were
  6599. having a party.
  6600.  
  6601. 1421
  6602. 01:05:01,134 --> 01:05:03,403
  6603. Who wants to light off
  6604. some homemade fireworks?
  6605.  
  6606. 1422
  6607. 01:05:03,503 --> 01:05:04,605
  6608. - Fuck!
  6609. - Clear out!
  6610.  
  6611. 1423
  6612. 01:05:04,705 --> 01:05:06,989
  6613. - [fireworks popping]
  6614. - [screaming]
  6615.  
  6616. 1424
  6617. 01:05:13,431 --> 01:05:15,588
  6618. Will someone tell me
  6619. why those kids weren't arrested?
  6620.  
  6621. 1425
  6622. 01:05:15,688 --> 01:05:18,452
  6623. Because they're kids
  6624. and we're adults, dumbass.
  6625.  
  6626. 1426
  6627. 01:05:18,552 --> 01:05:21,488
  6628. Uh, legally, we're 17 this month.
  6629.  
  6630. 1427
  6631. 01:05:21,588 --> 01:05:24,258
  6632. You know that we're just
  6633. reliving 17, right?
  6634.  
  6635. 1428
  6636. 01:05:24,358 --> 01:05:27,060
  6637. We didn't actually turn 17.
  6638.  
  6639. 1429
  6640. 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:30,631
  6641. Don't blame each other.
  6642. It's his fault.
  6643.  
  6644. 1430
  6645. 01:05:30,731 --> 01:05:35,502
  6646. Yeah, my life was going fine
  6647. until you pulled this stunt.
  6648.  
  6649. 1431
  6650. 01:05:35,602 --> 01:05:39,072
  6651. You offered us one year's
  6652. salary for one month.
  6653.  
  6654. 1432
  6655. 01:05:39,172 --> 01:05:42,242
  6656. Of course we said yes.
  6657. We're here for the money.
  6658.  
  6659. 1433
  6660. 01:05:42,342 --> 01:05:44,344
  6661. Come on, you guys.
  6662. We've been having a good time.
  6663.  
  6664. 1434
  6665. 01:05:44,444 --> 01:05:47,581
  6666. This is our chance
  6667. to make high school awesome.
  6668.  
  6669. 1435
  6670. 01:05:47,681 --> 01:05:49,650
  6671. You're the only one
  6672. that needed a do-over.
  6673.  
  6674. 1436
  6675. 01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:52,352
  6676. For the rest of us, high school
  6677. was pretty fucking awesome.
  6678.  
  6679. 1437
  6680. 01:05:52,452 --> 01:05:56,223
  6681. Partying, fucking,
  6682. and getting wasted.
  6683.  
  6684. 1438
  6685. 01:05:56,323 --> 01:05:58,358
  6686. You're the only one
  6687. that had to buy
  6688.  
  6689. 1439
  6690. 01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:00,494
  6691. a cool high school experience.
  6692.  
  6693. 1440
  6694. 01:06:00,594 --> 01:06:02,994
  6695. I call fail.
  6696.  
  6697. 1441
  6698. 01:06:04,765 --> 01:06:05,765
  6699. Nerd.
  6700.  
  6701. 1442
  6702. 01:06:10,989 --> 01:06:12,973
  6703. What a piece of shit.
  6704.  
  6705. 1443
  6706. 01:06:13,073 --> 01:06:16,243
  6707. We're still gonna vote
  6708. on valedictorian, though, right?
  6709.  
  6710. 1444
  6711. 01:06:16,343 --> 01:06:17,611
  6712. [buzzer sounds]
  6713.  
  6714. 1445
  6715. 01:06:17,711 --> 01:06:19,428
  6716. All right, dick heads,
  6717. let's go, let's go.
  6718.  
  6719. 1446
  6720. 01:06:21,199 --> 01:06:22,199
  6721. Hey.
  6722.  
  6723. 1447
  6724. 01:06:23,316 --> 01:06:25,652
  6725. You left
  6726. your phone at home.
  6727.  
  6728. 1448
  6729. 01:06:25,752 --> 01:06:27,988
  6730. Someone named Darcie
  6731. messaged you.
  6732.  
  6733. 1449
  6734. 01:06:28,088 --> 01:06:31,425
  6735. She said, "Stop asking,
  6736. it's not going to happen."
  6737.  
  6738. 1450
  6739. 01:06:31,525 --> 01:06:34,494
  6740. But Claire said
  6741. that she's "down syndrome."
  6742.  
  6743. 1451
  6744. 01:06:34,594 --> 01:06:38,265
  6745. I assume that's an autocorrect.
  6746.  
  6747. 1452
  6748. 01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:39,533
  6749. I untied Tyler,
  6750. by the way.
  6751.  
  6752. 1453
  6753. 01:06:39,633 --> 01:06:42,102
  6754. I found him crying
  6755. in the back yard.
  6756.  
  6757. 1454
  6758. 01:06:42,202 --> 01:06:43,202
  6759. Shit.
  6760.  
  6761. 1455
  6762. 01:06:43,837 --> 01:06:45,439
  6763. I knew we forgot something.
  6764.  
  6765. 1456
  6766. 01:06:45,539 --> 01:06:47,607
  6767. It was a joke.
  6768.  
  6769. 1457
  6770. 01:06:47,707 --> 01:06:50,177
  6771. I was gonna untie him later.
  6772.  
  6773. 1458
  6774. 01:06:50,277 --> 01:06:52,479
  6775. But you didn't.
  6776.  
  6777. 1459
  6778. 01:06:52,579 --> 01:06:55,048
  6779. I also received a video from Dan
  6780.  
  6781. 1460
  6782. 01:06:55,148 --> 01:06:57,317
  6783. that was very eye-opening.
  6784.  
  6785. 1461
  6786. 01:06:57,417 --> 01:07:00,536
  6787. The rest of your stuff
  6788. is in the front yard.
  6789.  
  6790. 1462
  6791. 01:07:02,306 --> 01:07:05,174
  6792. W-wait. What video?
  6793.  
  6794. 1463
  6795. 01:07:09,213 --> 01:07:10,546
  6796. Thanks for the time, Warden.
  6797.  
  6798. 1464
  6799. 01:07:14,152 --> 01:07:15,602
  6800. We are disappointed in you.
  6801.  
  6802. 1465
  6803. 01:07:15,702 --> 01:07:17,170
  6804. Dad, Mom,
  6805. I can explain.
  6806.  
  6807. 1466
  6808. 01:07:17,270 --> 01:07:18,472
  6809. You are grounded.
  6810.  
  6811. 1467
  6812. 01:07:18,572 --> 01:07:19,673
  6813. But I have school tomorrow.
  6814.  
  6815. 1468
  6816. 01:07:19,773 --> 01:07:21,675
  6817. No, no, no.
  6818. No more school for you.
  6819.  
  6820. 1469
  6821. 01:07:21,775 --> 01:07:24,344
  6822. - What?
  6823. - Get in the car.
  6824.  
  6825. 1470
  6826. 01:07:24,444 --> 01:07:25,444
  6827. Ow!
  6828.  
  6829. 1471
  6830. 01:07:26,279 --> 01:07:28,382
  6831. You know, you'll be sorry
  6832. when I move out!
  6833.  
  6834. 1472
  6835. 01:07:28,482 --> 01:07:30,232
  6836. [school bell rings]
  6837.  
  6838. 1473
  6839. 01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:38,425
  6840. I am sorry
  6841. about the other night.
  6842.  
  6843. 1474
  6844. 01:07:38,525 --> 01:07:40,027
  6845. Let's pretend
  6846. it didn't happen.
  6847.  
  6848. 1475
  6849. 01:07:40,127 --> 01:07:43,530
  6850. I'm your teacher.
  6851. We shouldn't.
  6852.  
  6853. 1476
  6854. 01:07:43,630 --> 01:07:45,432
  6855. Did anybody else
  6856. even show up?
  6857.  
  6858. 1477
  6859. 01:07:45,532 --> 01:07:47,801
  6860. As far as I know,
  6861. just you. And Sarah.
  6862.  
  6863. 1478
  6864. 01:07:47,901 --> 01:07:50,237
  6865. She's helping another teacher
  6866. for extra credit.
  6867.  
  6868. 1479
  6869. 01:07:50,337 --> 01:07:51,935
  6870. Fine, contract says
  6871. they have to finish
  6872.  
  6873. 1480
  6874. 01:07:52,035 --> 01:07:53,073
  6875. or they don't get paid.
  6876.  
  6877. 1481
  6878. 01:07:53,173 --> 01:07:57,244
  6879. I'm not sure any student
  6880. was getting paid anyway.
  6881.  
  6882. 1482
  6883. 01:07:57,344 --> 01:07:59,479
  6884. Did you read the contract?
  6885.  
  6886. 1483
  6887. 01:07:59,579 --> 01:08:01,537
  6888. Sarah drew it up.
  6889. She said it was really simple.
  6890.  
  6891. 1484
  6892. 01:08:01,637 --> 01:08:02,981
  6893. So, no.
  6894.  
  6895. 1485
  6896. 01:08:03,683 --> 01:08:05,561
  6897. It states that the grades
  6898. they get now replace
  6899.  
  6900. 1486
  6901. 01:08:05,661 --> 01:08:07,454
  6902. the grades they had.
  6903.  
  6904. 1487
  6905. 01:08:07,554 --> 01:08:09,389
  6906. Hardly anyone
  6907. did enough work to pass,
  6908.  
  6909. 1488
  6910. 01:08:09,489 --> 01:08:11,087
  6911. and that means,
  6912. A, they don't get paid,
  6913.  
  6914. 1489
  6915. 01:08:11,187 --> 01:08:12,905
  6916. and, B, technically speaking,
  6917. many of them
  6918.  
  6919. 1490
  6920. 01:08:13,005 --> 01:08:14,643
  6921. didn't-slash-won't
  6922. graduate high school.
  6923.  
  6924. 1491
  6925. 01:08:14,743 --> 01:08:16,540
  6926. That's not possible.
  6927. How is that even legal?
  6928.  
  6929. 1492
  6930. 01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:18,437
  6931. Your lawyers drew up
  6932. one hell of a contract.
  6933.  
  6934. 1493
  6935. 01:08:18,537 --> 01:08:21,601
  6936. My lawyers-- my lawyers
  6937. didn't draw up the contract.
  6938.  
  6939. 1494
  6940. 01:08:21,701 --> 01:08:23,637
  6941. Sarah works for
  6942. the Board of Education.
  6943.  
  6944. 1495
  6945. 01:08:23,737 --> 01:08:26,573
  6946. Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
  6947. How did she do?
  6948.  
  6949. 1496
  6950. 01:08:26,673 --> 01:08:28,075
  6951. - All As.
  6952. - Of course she did.
  6953.  
  6954. 1497
  6955. 01:08:28,175 --> 01:08:29,653
  6956. You gotta change
  6957. everybody's grades.
  6958.  
  6959. 1498
  6960. 01:08:29,753 --> 01:08:32,546
  6961. - Everybody gets As.
  6962. - I'm not doing that.
  6963.  
  6964. 1499
  6965. 01:08:32,646 --> 01:08:34,314
  6966. A D? I got a D?
  6967.  
  6968. 1500
  6969. 01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:37,484
  6970. You submitted an essay
  6971. based on temporal paradoxes
  6972.  
  6973. 1501
  6974. 01:08:37,584 --> 01:08:39,853
  6975. and inaccuracies in the movie
  6976. <i> Back to the Future</i>.
  6977.  
  6978. 1502
  6979. 01:08:39,953 --> 01:08:42,189
  6980. You asked for 500 words
  6981. on historical revisionism.
  6982.  
  6983. 1503
  6984. 01:08:42,289 --> 01:08:44,724
  6985. That classic trilogy
  6986. epitomizes the flaws in histor--
  6987.  
  6988. 1504
  6989. 01:08:44,824 --> 01:08:47,794
  6990. I don't think I like your tone.
  6991.  
  6992. 1505
  6993. 01:08:47,894 --> 01:08:50,230
  6994. You asked for 500 words
  6995. on historical revisionism.
  6996.  
  6997. 1506
  6998. 01:08:50,330 --> 01:08:51,865
  6999. I think we're done here.
  7000.  
  7001. 1507
  7002. 01:08:51,965 --> 01:08:54,401
  7003. You asked for an authentic.
  7004. high school experience,
  7005.  
  7006. 1508
  7007. 01:08:54,501 --> 01:08:56,458
  7008. and I would hate for that
  7009. to go sideways on you.
  7010.  
  7011. 1509
  7012. 01:08:56,558 --> 01:08:57,876
  7013. - Erin.
  7014. - Ms. Wagner, thank you.
  7015.  
  7016. 1510
  7017. 01:08:57,976 --> 01:08:59,134
  7018. Would you please take a seat?
  7019.  
  7020. 1511
  7021. 01:08:59,234 --> 01:09:00,672
  7022. - Ms. Wagner?
  7023. - I said take a seat.
  7024.  
  7025. 1512
  7026. 01:09:00,772 --> 01:09:01,840
  7027. [groans]
  7028.  
  7029. 1513
  7030. 01:09:02,943 --> 01:09:04,878
  7031. Ms. Wagner?
  7032.  
  7033. 1514
  7034. 01:09:04,978 --> 01:09:06,346
  7035. [solemn music playing]
  7036.  
  7037. 1515
  7038. 01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:08,846
  7039. Wayne Payne.
  7040.  
  7041. 1516
  7042. 01:09:09,249 --> 01:09:12,049
  7043. Friend, son...
  7044.  
  7045. 1517
  7046. 01:09:12,786 --> 01:09:14,386
  7047. teacher.
  7048.  
  7049. 1518
  7050. 01:09:15,655 --> 01:09:17,691
  7051. Wayne, in his final
  7052. will and testament
  7053.  
  7054. 1519
  7055. 01:09:17,791 --> 01:09:20,627
  7056. asked that the following
  7057. be recited.
  7058.  
  7059. 1520
  7060. 01:09:20,727 --> 01:09:25,599
  7061. It's a quote
  7062. from the Mahatma Gandhi.
  7063.  
  7064. 1521
  7065. 01:09:25,699 --> 01:09:29,169
  7066. "Live as if you will
  7067. die tomorrow.
  7068.  
  7069. 1522
  7070. 01:09:29,269 --> 01:09:32,621
  7071. Learn as if you will
  7072. live forever."
  7073.  
  7074. 1523
  7075. 01:09:43,367 --> 01:09:46,720
  7076. [blows didgeridoo]
  7077.  
  7078. 1524
  7079. 01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:48,455
  7080. I blame Pi.
  7081.  
  7082. 1525
  7083. 01:09:48,555 --> 01:09:50,724
  7084. Mr. Payne was an old dude
  7085. who should never have been
  7086.  
  7087. 1526
  7088. 01:09:50,824 --> 01:09:52,980
  7089. dragged out of retirement
  7090. for this high school thing.
  7091.  
  7092. 1527
  7093. 01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,958
  7094. Did you hear about us
  7095. all losing our diplomas?
  7096.  
  7097. 1528
  7098. 01:09:55,058 --> 01:09:56,229
  7099. What did you say?
  7100.  
  7101. 1529
  7102. 01:09:56,329 --> 01:09:57,846
  7103. Not only are we all
  7104. not getting paid,
  7105.  
  7106. 1530
  7107. 01:09:57,946 --> 01:09:59,504
  7108. this new grade
  7109. replaces our old grade.
  7110.  
  7111. 1531
  7112. 01:09:59,604 --> 01:10:01,481
  7113. What's this shit about us
  7114. losing our diplomas?
  7115.  
  7116. 1532
  7117. 01:10:01,581 --> 01:10:02,581
  7118. It's in the contract.
  7119.  
  7120. 1533
  7121. 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,197
  7122. Our new grades
  7123. replace our old grades
  7124.  
  7125. 1534
  7126. 01:10:04,297 --> 01:10:05,297
  7127. on the permanent record.
  7128.  
  7129. 1535
  7130. 01:10:05,396 --> 01:10:06,874
  7131. Yeah, but the records
  7132. are permanent.
  7133.  
  7134. 1536
  7135. 01:10:06,974 --> 01:10:08,452
  7136. How do you change
  7137. permanent records?
  7138.  
  7139. 1537
  7140. 01:10:08,552 --> 01:10:10,429
  7141. I can't be a cop
  7142. without a 12th grade diploma.
  7143.  
  7144. 1538
  7145. 01:10:10,529 --> 01:10:11,529
  7146. What happens there?
  7147.  
  7148. 1539
  7149. 01:10:11,628 --> 01:10:12,906
  7150. What do I look like,
  7151. Wikipedia?
  7152.  
  7153. 1540
  7154. 01:10:13,006 --> 01:10:15,582
  7155. - Wika-what?
  7156. - John, I am so sorry.
  7157.  
  7158. 1541
  7159. 01:10:15,682 --> 01:10:17,884
  7160. [didgeridoo music continues]
  7161.  
  7162. 1542
  7163. 01:10:17,984 --> 01:10:20,584
  7164. Dennis? Andy?
  7165.  
  7166. 1543
  7167. 01:10:20,954 --> 01:10:21,954
  7168. Greg?
  7169.  
  7170. 1544
  7171. 01:10:23,990 --> 01:10:25,828
  7172. Come on, you guys know
  7173. everything I have done
  7174.  
  7175. 1545
  7176. 01:10:25,928 --> 01:10:28,295
  7177. has been with
  7178. good intentions.
  7179.  
  7180. 1546
  7181. 01:10:28,395 --> 01:10:30,730
  7182. What, now,
  7183. nobody's talking to me?
  7184.  
  7185. 1547
  7186. 01:10:30,830 --> 01:10:32,499
  7187. Sarah's the one
  7188. who screwed us over.
  7189.  
  7190. 1548
  7191. 01:10:32,599 --> 01:10:35,317
  7192. - She may have loaded the gun.
  7193. - You pulled the trigger.
  7194.  
  7195. 1549
  7196. 01:10:40,825 --> 01:10:43,643
  7197. Hey!
  7198. You all right, buddy?
  7199.  
  7200. 1550
  7201. 01:10:43,743 --> 01:10:45,979
  7202. [slaps back]
  7203. Hey, it's all good, buddy.
  7204.  
  7205. 1551
  7206. 01:10:46,079 --> 01:10:48,497
  7207. [snickering]
  7208.  
  7209. 1552
  7210. 01:10:50,868 --> 01:10:52,919
  7211. Look, what I'm saying is
  7212.  
  7213. 1553
  7214. 01:10:53,019 --> 01:10:55,488
  7215. is Biff can't go
  7216. back to the future, okay?
  7217.  
  7218. 1554
  7219. 01:10:55,588 --> 01:10:56,923
  7220. Because he just went
  7221. to the past
  7222.  
  7223. 1555
  7224. 01:10:57,023 --> 01:10:59,526
  7225. and he gave himself
  7226. a sports almanac.
  7227.  
  7228. 1556
  7229. 01:10:59,626 --> 01:11:01,461
  7230. So it's a different
  7231. timeline now.
  7232.  
  7233. 1557
  7234. 01:11:01,561 --> 01:11:03,263
  7235. That's all I'm saying.
  7236.  
  7237. 1558
  7238. 01:11:03,363 --> 01:11:04,831
  7239. But you know
  7240. what the real lie is?
  7241.  
  7242. 1559
  7243. 01:11:04,931 --> 01:11:08,001
  7244. The real lie is that you can
  7245. change your history, okay?
  7246.  
  7247. 1560
  7248. 01:11:08,101 --> 01:11:12,405
  7249. Your past is a series of scars
  7250. and ulcer-inducing moments
  7251.  
  7252. 1561
  7253. 01:11:12,505 --> 01:11:15,609
  7254. that are gonna haunt you
  7255. for the rest of your lives.
  7256.  
  7257. 1562
  7258. 01:11:15,709 --> 01:11:18,612
  7259. You know how you guys are,
  7260. like, real losers right now?
  7261.  
  7262. 1563
  7263. 01:11:18,712 --> 01:11:21,248
  7264. That's how it is forever.
  7265. That's it.
  7266.  
  7267. 1564
  7268. 01:11:21,348 --> 01:11:23,145
  7269. Look at this guy.
  7270. Nobody likes him, do they?
  7271.  
  7272. 1565
  7273. 01:11:23,245 --> 01:11:24,718
  7274. Of course they don't.
  7275. Look at him.
  7276.  
  7277. 1566
  7278. 01:11:24,818 --> 01:11:25,952
  7279. Who could like that?
  7280.  
  7281. 1567
  7282. 01:11:26,052 --> 01:11:28,021
  7283. Nobody likes you
  7284. in the future, either.
  7285.  
  7286. 1568
  7287. 01:11:28,121 --> 01:11:29,623
  7288. And they like you even less.
  7289.  
  7290. 1569
  7291. 01:11:29,723 --> 01:11:31,691
  7292. Yeah.
  7293. Look at you.
  7294.  
  7295. 1570
  7296. 01:11:31,791 --> 01:11:33,860
  7297. You clearly have zero friends.
  7298.  
  7299. 1571
  7300. 01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,317
  7301. You know what's interest--
  7302. you'll have less in the future.
  7303.  
  7304. 1572
  7305. 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,347
  7306. Less than zero.
  7307.  
  7308. 1573
  7309. 01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:45,972
  7310. Guys, I'm not saying
  7311. you're not gonna be successful.
  7312.  
  7313. 1574
  7314. 01:11:46,072 --> 01:11:49,042
  7315. Okay? I'm just saying
  7316. if you're nerds now,
  7317.  
  7318. 1575
  7319. 01:11:49,142 --> 01:11:51,311
  7320. you're gonna be nerds forever.
  7321.  
  7322. 1576
  7323. 01:11:51,411 --> 01:11:55,915
  7324. So, good luck getting
  7325. anybody to ever love you,
  7326.  
  7327. 1577
  7328. 01:11:56,015 --> 01:11:57,384
  7329. let alone like you.
  7330.  
  7331. 1578
  7332. 01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:58,484
  7333. [phone beeps]
  7334.  
  7335. 1579
  7336. 01:11:58,583 --> 01:12:00,602
  7337. <i> You're gonna die alone.</i>
  7338.  
  7339. 1580
  7340. 01:12:17,521 --> 01:12:20,573
  7341. - What you makin'?
  7342. - A mess.
  7343.  
  7344. 1581
  7345. 01:12:20,673 --> 01:12:22,075
  7346. I think you're overreacting.
  7347.  
  7348. 1582
  7349. 01:12:22,175 --> 01:12:23,973
  7350. No, I've really screwed
  7351. things up this time.
  7352.  
  7353. 1583
  7354. 01:12:24,073 --> 01:12:26,446
  7355. - I meant the beaker.
  7356. - Ah!
  7357.  
  7358. 1584
  7359. 01:12:26,546 --> 01:12:28,548
  7360. High school sucks.
  7361.  
  7362. 1585
  7363. 01:12:28,648 --> 01:12:31,451
  7364. It's over and done.
  7365. Why go back?
  7366.  
  7367. 1586
  7368. 01:12:31,551 --> 01:12:33,189
  7369. 'Cause I didn't
  7370. know anything back then.
  7371.  
  7372. 1587
  7373. 01:12:33,289 --> 01:12:35,722
  7374. And now you do.
  7375.  
  7376. 1588
  7377. 01:12:35,822 --> 01:12:37,422
  7378. [scoffs]
  7379.  
  7380. 1589
  7381. 01:12:37,624 --> 01:12:39,861
  7382. You realize that everything
  7383. that's ever happened to you
  7384.  
  7385. 1590
  7386. 01:12:39,961 --> 01:12:42,095
  7387. has made you who you are today.
  7388. You get that, right?
  7389.  
  7390. 1591
  7391. 01:12:42,195 --> 01:12:43,963
  7392. And your life today
  7393. is pretty amazing, no?
  7394.  
  7395. 1592
  7396. 01:12:44,063 --> 01:12:46,333
  7397. Not today-today.
  7398.  
  7399. 1593
  7400. 01:12:46,433 --> 01:12:48,190
  7401. So, everything that's
  7402. ever happened to you,
  7403.  
  7404. 1594
  7405. 01:12:48,290 --> 01:12:49,847
  7406. good or bad,
  7407. has made you who you are.
  7408.  
  7409. 1595
  7410. 01:12:49,947 --> 01:12:51,265
  7411. So you're saying
  7412. that every time
  7413.  
  7414. 1596
  7415. 01:12:51,365 --> 01:12:52,839
  7416. I was thrown
  7417. through a fence,
  7418.  
  7419. 1597
  7420. 01:12:52,939 --> 01:12:54,941
  7421. atomic wedgied,
  7422. or lit on fire,
  7423.  
  7424. 1598
  7425. 01:12:55,041 --> 01:12:56,876
  7426. that had a positive effect
  7427. on who I became?
  7428.  
  7429. 1599
  7430. 01:12:56,976 --> 01:12:58,945
  7431. Yeah, those things
  7432. sound pretty awful,
  7433.  
  7434. 1600
  7435. 01:12:59,045 --> 01:13:01,481
  7436. some even punishable by law.
  7437.  
  7438. 1601
  7439. 01:13:01,581 --> 01:13:04,551
  7440. But you survived, and they
  7441. helped shape your character.
  7442.  
  7443. 1602
  7444. 01:13:04,651 --> 01:13:07,554
  7445. And I happen to think
  7446. that character's
  7447.  
  7448. 1603
  7449. 01:13:07,654 --> 01:13:09,522
  7450. a pretty attractive
  7451. quality in a person.
  7452.  
  7453. 1604
  7454. 01:13:09,622 --> 01:13:11,691
  7455. So what you're saying is
  7456. you think I'm attractive?
  7457.  
  7458. 1605
  7459. 01:13:11,791 --> 01:13:13,508
  7460. - I did not say that.
  7461. - No, that's exactly
  7462.  
  7463. 1606
  7464. 01:13:13,608 --> 01:13:16,396
  7465. - what you said.
  7466. - I'm your teacher.
  7467.  
  7468. 1607
  7469. 01:13:16,496 --> 01:13:18,493
  7470. Okay, well, then,
  7471. you probably shouldn't kiss me.
  7472.  
  7473. 1608
  7474. 01:13:18,593 --> 01:13:19,593
  7475. Well, I'm not going to.
  7476.  
  7477. 1609
  7478. 01:13:19,692 --> 01:13:21,130
  7479. Well, then,
  7480. I'm not gonna kiss you.
  7481.  
  7482. 1610
  7483. 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:22,484
  7484. - Great.
  7485. - Good.
  7486.  
  7487. 1611
  7488. 01:13:30,628 --> 01:13:32,045
  7489. Do you want to go to prom?
  7490.  
  7491. 1612
  7492. 01:13:32,145 --> 01:13:33,613
  7493. I can't, I'm chaperoning.
  7494.  
  7495. 1613
  7496. 01:13:33,713 --> 01:13:35,313
  7497. [groans]
  7498.  
  7499. 1614
  7500. 01:13:37,884 --> 01:13:40,553
  7501. Are we all really gonna fail?
  7502.  
  7503. 1615
  7504. 01:13:40,653 --> 01:13:43,723
  7505. Everyone quit,
  7506. so they get a zero.
  7507.  
  7508. 1616
  7509. 01:13:43,823 --> 01:13:45,725
  7510. Unless they take
  7511. the final exam and pass.
  7512.  
  7513. 1617
  7514. 01:13:45,825 --> 01:13:48,094
  7515. It's worth 70%
  7516. of the final grade.
  7517.  
  7518. 1618
  7519. 01:13:48,194 --> 01:13:50,397
  7520. Everybody hates me like
  7521. they did back in high school.
  7522.  
  7523. 1619
  7524. 01:13:50,497 --> 01:13:52,214
  7525. How am I gonna get them
  7526. to come to finals?
  7527.  
  7528. 1620
  7529. 01:13:52,314 --> 01:13:54,434
  7530. It doesn't matter
  7531. if they hate you or not.
  7532.  
  7533. 1621
  7534. 01:13:54,534 --> 01:13:56,169
  7535. Just be yourself.
  7536.  
  7537. 1622
  7538. 01:13:56,269 --> 01:13:58,638
  7539. I'm a nerd.
  7540. I make phones.
  7541.  
  7542. 1623
  7543. 01:13:58,738 --> 01:14:00,589
  7544. That's who I am.
  7545. That's all I know.
  7546.  
  7547. 1624
  7548. 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:04,993
  7549. Anyone? Bueller?
  7550.  
  7551. 1625
  7552. 01:14:11,535 --> 01:14:15,021
  7553. Betty, open the contract
  7554. on the high school do-over.
  7555.  
  7556. 1626
  7557. 01:14:15,121 --> 01:14:17,757
  7558. [Betty]<i> Opening</i>
  7559. <i> the do-over contract.</i>
  7560.  
  7561. 1627
  7562. 01:14:17,857 --> 01:14:19,007
  7563. I think I got this.
  7564.  
  7565. 1628
  7566. 01:14:21,011 --> 01:14:24,931
  7567. So, technically speaking,
  7568. does the contract
  7569.  
  7570. 1629
  7571. 01:14:25,031 --> 01:14:26,599
  7572. say anything
  7573. about not being able
  7574.  
  7575. 1630
  7576. 01:14:26,699 --> 01:14:29,002
  7577. to use handheld devices
  7578. during the test?
  7579.  
  7580. 1631
  7581. 01:14:29,102 --> 01:14:31,179
  7582. [Betty]<i> It doesn't,</i>
  7583. <i> but wouldn't that be cheating?</i>
  7584.  
  7585. 1632
  7586. 01:14:31,279 --> 01:14:33,440
  7587. It's not cheating
  7588. if it's not in the contract.
  7589.  
  7590. 1633
  7591. 01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:35,137
  7592. [Betty]<i> Confirmed,</i>
  7593. <i> smartphones are not</i>
  7594.  
  7595. 1634
  7596. 01:14:35,237 --> 01:14:36,576
  7597. <i> in the contract.</i>
  7598.  
  7599. 1635
  7600. 01:14:36,676 --> 01:14:38,678
  7601. Thank you, Betty.
  7602. You're the best.
  7603.  
  7604. 1636
  7605. 01:14:38,778 --> 01:14:41,714
  7606. <i> No, Adam, you're the best.</i>
  7607.  
  7608. 1637
  7609. 01:14:41,814 --> 01:14:44,551
  7610. What?
  7611. "Innovation is the difference
  7612.  
  7613. 1638
  7614. 01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:48,121
  7615. between being a leader
  7616. and a follower." Steve Jobs.
  7617.  
  7618. 1639
  7619. 01:14:48,221 --> 01:14:51,791
  7620. I'm being innovative.
  7621.  
  7622. 1640
  7623. 01:14:51,891 --> 01:14:53,709
  7624. Less judgy eyes.
  7625.  
  7626. 1641
  7627. 01:15:00,017 --> 01:15:01,734
  7628. You made me shit my pants.
  7629.  
  7630. 1642
  7631. 01:15:01,834 --> 01:15:03,069
  7632. I know.
  7633.  
  7634. 1643
  7635. 01:15:03,169 --> 01:15:07,073
  7636. My pants, shit, you.
  7637.  
  7638. 1644
  7639. 01:15:07,173 --> 01:15:09,925
  7640. I didn't mean
  7641. to hit you so hard.
  7642.  
  7643. 1645
  7644. 01:15:13,297 --> 01:15:16,182
  7645. I'm only here
  7646. 'cause of these two.
  7647.  
  7648. 1646
  7649. 01:15:16,282 --> 01:15:18,600
  7650. I'll take it.
  7651.  
  7652. 1647
  7653. 01:15:24,542 --> 01:15:27,057
  7654. My text said we also get awesome
  7655. new R&D jobs at your company,
  7656.  
  7657. 1648
  7658. 01:15:27,157 --> 01:15:29,662
  7659. but only if Greg
  7660. comes back, yes?
  7661.  
  7662. 1649
  7663. 01:15:29,762 --> 01:15:31,747
  7664. And if Greg doesn't come back?
  7665.  
  7666. 1650
  7667. 01:15:34,118 --> 01:15:35,518
  7668. [sighs]
  7669.  
  7670. 1651
  7671. 01:15:35,735 --> 01:15:37,372
  7672. You know you're better
  7673. than this, right?
  7674.  
  7675. 1652
  7676. 01:15:37,472 --> 01:15:38,736
  7677. I'm not.
  7678.  
  7679. 1653
  7680. 01:15:38,871 --> 01:15:43,977
  7681. You know that
  7682. better than anyone.
  7683.  
  7684. 1654
  7685. 01:15:44,077 --> 01:15:45,778
  7686. You know, you've been
  7687. an absolute dick,
  7688.  
  7689. 1655
  7690. 01:15:45,878 --> 01:15:47,514
  7691. and you owe me big time.
  7692.  
  7693. 1656
  7694. 01:15:47,614 --> 01:15:48,614
  7695. I know.
  7696.  
  7697. 1657
  7698. 01:15:57,341 --> 01:15:58,941
  7699. [laughs]
  7700.  
  7701. 1658
  7702. 01:15:59,292 --> 01:16:00,292
  7703. Shh.
  7704.  
  7705. 1659
  7706. 01:16:00,627 --> 01:16:01,905
  7707. Is this, like,
  7708. a company thing,
  7709.  
  7710. 1660
  7711. 01:16:02,005 --> 01:16:03,229
  7712. or just like a one-off?
  7713.  
  7714. 1661
  7715. 01:16:03,329 --> 01:16:05,198
  7716. We should start every day
  7717. with a hug fest.
  7718.  
  7719. 1662
  7720. 01:16:05,298 --> 01:16:06,298
  7721. Mm.
  7722.  
  7723. 1663
  7724. 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:08,758
  7725. [Greg]
  7726. How are we gonna make sure
  7727.  
  7728. 1664
  7729. 01:16:08,858 --> 01:16:10,176
  7730. everyone has
  7731. all the right info,
  7732.  
  7733. 1665
  7734. 01:16:10,276 --> 01:16:12,238
  7735. all the right access
  7736. to all the right software?
  7737.  
  7738. 1666
  7739. 01:16:12,338 --> 01:16:14,274
  7740. What if everybody
  7741. wore earpieces
  7742.  
  7743. 1667
  7744. 01:16:14,374 --> 01:16:15,975
  7745. and I just
  7746. fed them the answers?
  7747.  
  7748. 1668
  7749. 01:16:16,075 --> 01:16:17,952
  7750. No, that would definitely
  7751. fall under cheating,
  7752.  
  7753. 1669
  7754. 01:16:18,052 --> 01:16:20,980
  7755. and the contract
  7756. is very explicit about that.
  7757.  
  7758. 1670
  7759. 01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:23,816
  7760. Maybe we should get some
  7761. naked girls to watch us think.
  7762.  
  7763. 1671
  7764. 01:16:23,916 --> 01:16:25,919
  7765. No touching,
  7766. just watch us think.
  7767.  
  7768. 1672
  7769. 01:16:26,019 --> 01:16:28,821
  7770. Get the creative juices flowing.
  7771.  
  7772. 1673
  7773. 01:16:28,921 --> 01:16:31,224
  7774. Sorry, guys.
  7775. That was a high school fantasy.
  7776.  
  7777. 1674
  7778. 01:16:31,324 --> 01:16:32,792
  7779. We've already done it.
  7780.  
  7781. 1675
  7782. 01:16:32,892 --> 01:16:34,627
  7783. Time for new dreams,
  7784. new fantasies.
  7785.  
  7786. 1676
  7787. 01:16:34,727 --> 01:16:36,162
  7788. [both sigh]
  7789.  
  7790. 1677
  7791. 01:16:36,262 --> 01:16:39,014
  7792. Maybe your new phone prototype
  7793. can come up with some ideas.
  7794.  
  7795. 1678
  7796. 01:16:42,620 --> 01:16:43,620
  7797. No.
  7798.  
  7799. 1679
  7800. 01:16:44,370 --> 01:16:46,105
  7801. That's it.
  7802.  
  7803. 1680
  7804. 01:16:46,205 --> 01:16:48,007
  7805. You'll lose millions.
  7806. Hundreds of millions.
  7807.  
  7808. 1681
  7809. 01:16:48,107 --> 01:16:49,291
  7810. It's perfect.
  7811.  
  7812. 1682
  7813. 01:16:59,203 --> 01:17:02,221
  7814. This came for you!
  7815. Is it drugs?
  7816.  
  7817. 1683
  7818. 01:17:02,321 --> 01:17:03,639
  7819. Drugs don't even
  7820. come like that.
  7821.  
  7822. 1684
  7823. 01:17:03,739 --> 01:17:04,897
  7824. - Do you--
  7825. - How do you know
  7826.  
  7827. 1685
  7828. 01:17:04,997 --> 01:17:06,292
  7829. how drugs come?
  7830.  
  7831. 1686
  7832. 01:17:06,392 --> 01:17:08,061
  7833. <i> Breaking Bad!</i>
  7834.  
  7835. 1687
  7836. 01:17:08,161 --> 01:17:10,330
  7837. Fuck you! Fuck you!
  7838.  
  7839. 1688
  7840. 01:17:10,430 --> 01:17:11,664
  7841. [overlapping shouting]
  7842.  
  7843. 1689
  7844. 01:17:11,764 --> 01:17:13,066
  7845. You're gonna fuckin' die.
  7846.  
  7847. 1690
  7848. 01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:14,867
  7849. I can't wait. I can't wait.
  7850.  
  7851. 1691
  7852. 01:17:14,967 --> 01:17:17,003
  7853. Bring it on.
  7854. Try your fuckin' best!
  7855.  
  7856. 1692
  7857. 01:17:17,103 --> 01:17:19,988
  7858. - [shouts indistinctly]
  7859. - How dare you?!
  7860.  
  7861. 1693
  7862. 01:17:32,269 --> 01:17:34,669
  7863. Aw, fuck it.
  7864.  
  7865. 1694
  7866. 01:17:37,274 --> 01:17:40,326
  7867. <i> I thought the biggest mistakes</i>
  7868. <i> I made were in high school.</i>
  7869.  
  7870. 1695
  7871. 01:17:40,426 --> 01:17:41,824
  7872. <i> I won't try</i>
  7873. <i> to undo the mistakes</i>
  7874.  
  7875. 1696
  7876. 01:17:41,924 --> 01:17:43,002
  7877. <i> I've made in recent weeks,</i>
  7878.  
  7879. 1697
  7880. 01:17:43,102 --> 01:17:44,864
  7881. <i> as we all know</i>
  7882. <i> how that turns out.</i>
  7883.  
  7884. 1698
  7885. 01:17:44,964 --> 01:17:47,166
  7886. <i> Instead, I will offer you</i>
  7887. <i> no more than a promise</i>
  7888.  
  7889. 1699
  7890. 01:17:47,266 --> 01:17:49,636
  7891. <i> to learn from my mistakes.</i>
  7892.  
  7893. 1700
  7894. 01:17:49,736 --> 01:17:51,386
  7895. <i> That and this fully</i>
  7896. <i> pimped out phone.</i>
  7897.  
  7898. 1701
  7899. 01:17:53,323 --> 01:17:55,074
  7900. Whoa, what?
  7901.  
  7902. 1702
  7903. 01:17:55,174 --> 01:17:57,777
  7904. <i>It won't be officially released</i>
  7905. <i> until Christmas,</i>
  7906.  
  7907. 1703
  7908. 01:17:57,877 --> 01:18:00,113
  7909. <i> but I wanted to give it to you</i>
  7910. <i> as a special thank you</i>
  7911.  
  7912. 1704
  7913. 01:18:00,213 --> 01:18:02,782
  7914. <i> for trying to help me</i>
  7915. <i> fulfill a stupid fantasy.</i>
  7916.  
  7917. 1705
  7918. 01:18:02,882 --> 01:18:04,720
  7919. <i> It's been loaded</i>
  7920. <i> with the entire curriculum</i>
  7921.  
  7922. 1706
  7923. 01:18:04,820 --> 01:18:05,898
  7924. <i> of our 12th grade program,</i>
  7925.  
  7926. 1707
  7927. 01:18:05,998 --> 01:18:07,820
  7928. <i> and is permissible</i>
  7929. <i> to use in this test.</i>
  7930.  
  7931. 1708
  7932. 01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:09,797
  7933. <i> I know that many of you</i>
  7934. <i> don't want to see me</i>
  7935.  
  7936. 1709
  7937. 01:18:09,897 --> 01:18:12,091
  7938. <i> or your old school</i>
  7939. <i> ever again,</i>
  7940.  
  7941. 1710
  7942. 01:18:12,191 --> 01:18:13,748
  7943. <i> but if you want</i>
  7944. <i> to keep your grades,</i>
  7945.  
  7946. 1711
  7947. 01:18:13,848 --> 01:18:15,728
  7948. <i> or more importantly,</i>
  7949. <i> your diplomas,</i>
  7950.  
  7951. 1712
  7952. 01:18:15,828 --> 01:18:18,197
  7953. <i> this phone should help.</i>
  7954.  
  7955. 1713
  7956. 01:18:18,297 --> 01:18:20,333
  7957. <i> May this phone be with you.</i>
  7958.  
  7959. 1714
  7960. 01:18:20,433 --> 01:18:22,301
  7961. Fuck!
  7962. What the fuck?
  7963.  
  7964. 1715
  7965. 01:18:22,401 --> 01:18:23,485
  7966. Mom! Dad!
  7967.  
  7968. 1716
  7969. 01:18:30,027 --> 01:18:32,679
  7970. Only three people have logged
  7971. into their phones so far.
  7972.  
  7973. 1717
  7974. 01:18:32,779 --> 01:18:34,213
  7975. Final exams are tomorrow.
  7976.  
  7977. 1718
  7978. 01:18:34,313 --> 01:18:35,753
  7979. Doesn't anybody
  7980. want their diploma?
  7981.  
  7982. 1719
  7983. 01:18:37,968 --> 01:18:39,366
  7984. I thought
  7985. with all this groveling,
  7986.  
  7987. 1720
  7988. 01:18:39,466 --> 01:18:40,887
  7989. we'd get everybody back.
  7990.  
  7991. 1721
  7992. 01:18:40,987 --> 01:18:43,356
  7993. Turns out, all I've done
  7994. is probably release the software
  7995.  
  7996. 1722
  7997. 01:18:43,456 --> 01:18:45,224
  7998. to the competition
  7999. a month early.
  8000.  
  8001. 1723
  8002. 01:18:45,324 --> 01:18:46,459
  8003. Yeah, well,
  8004. don't blame me.
  8005.  
  8006. 1724
  8007. 01:18:46,559 --> 01:18:48,194
  8008. That's on you,
  8009. and you know it.
  8010.  
  8011. 1725
  8012. 01:18:48,294 --> 01:18:50,763
  8013. You're right.
  8014. You're right.
  8015.  
  8016. 1726
  8017. 01:18:50,863 --> 01:18:52,580
  8018. I've gone against
  8019. everything we stand for,
  8020.  
  8021. 1727
  8022. 01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:54,038
  8023. everything
  8024. we've worked hard for.
  8025.  
  8026. 1728
  8027. 01:18:54,138 --> 01:18:56,202
  8028. Our company philosophy,
  8029. everything.
  8030.  
  8031. 1729
  8032. 01:18:56,302 --> 01:18:57,804
  8033. I turned my back on everyone,
  8034.  
  8035. 1730
  8036. 01:18:57,904 --> 01:18:59,262
  8037. just to impress
  8038. a bunch of people
  8039.  
  8040. 1731
  8041. 01:18:59,362 --> 01:19:02,175
  8042. we haven't seen
  8043. in 20 years.
  8044.  
  8045. 1732
  8046. 01:19:02,275 --> 01:19:04,159
  8047. I'm totally pathetic.
  8048.  
  8049. 1733
  8050. 01:19:05,929 --> 01:19:08,481
  8051. What should I do?
  8052.  
  8053. 1734
  8054. 01:19:08,581 --> 01:19:10,966
  8055. Come on, Greg,
  8056. what should I do?
  8057.  
  8058. 1735
  8059. 01:19:12,202 --> 01:19:14,987
  8060. Oh, you--
  8061. you want my advice?
  8062.  
  8063. 1736
  8064. 01:19:15,087 --> 01:19:17,090
  8065. Yeah, Greg,
  8066. what should I do?
  8067.  
  8068. 1737
  8069. 01:19:17,190 --> 01:19:18,224
  8070. Well, you need my advice?
  8071.  
  8072. 1738
  8073. 01:19:18,324 --> 01:19:19,522
  8074. Greg, don't make me beg, okay?
  8075.  
  8076. 1739
  8077. 01:19:19,622 --> 01:19:21,060
  8078. Why not?
  8079.  
  8080. 1740
  8081. 01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:23,262
  8082. Okay, I'm begging, okay?
  8083.  
  8084. 1741
  8085. 01:19:23,362 --> 01:19:25,002
  8086. Can you just tell me
  8087. what to do, please?
  8088.  
  8089. 1742
  8090. 01:19:26,150 --> 01:19:27,150
  8091. Okay.
  8092.  
  8093. 1743
  8094. 01:19:29,787 --> 01:19:32,071
  8095. Maybe they just need
  8096. someone popular
  8097.  
  8098. 1744
  8099. 01:19:32,171 --> 01:19:36,442
  8100. to help nudge them
  8101. in the right direction.
  8102.  
  8103. 1745
  8104. 01:19:36,542 --> 01:19:38,511
  8105. Are you thinking
  8106. what I'm thinking?
  8107.  
  8108. 1746
  8109. 01:19:38,611 --> 01:19:40,480
  8110. Depends what
  8111. you think I'm saying.
  8112.  
  8113. 1747
  8114. 01:19:40,580 --> 01:19:43,983
  8115. I love it
  8116. when he gets like this.
  8117.  
  8118. 1748
  8119. 01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:45,318
  8120. [snoring]
  8121.  
  8122. 1749
  8123. 01:19:45,418 --> 01:19:46,953
  8124. As discussed,
  8125. we lured him to the bar
  8126.  
  8127. 1750
  8128. 01:19:47,053 --> 01:19:49,155
  8129. with a fake booty call
  8130. text from Darcie.
  8131.  
  8132. 1751
  8133. 01:19:49,255 --> 01:19:51,611
  8134. - Then we roofied his beer.
  8135. - How long is this gonna take?
  8136.  
  8137. 1752
  8138. 01:19:51,711 --> 01:19:53,908
  8139. We gotta get him out of here
  8140. before my mom comes home.
  8141.  
  8142. 1753
  8143. 01:19:54,008 --> 01:19:55,166
  8144. - Not a problem.
  8145. - [buzzing]
  8146.  
  8147. 1754
  8148. 01:19:55,266 --> 01:19:56,996
  8149. Guys, maybe
  8150. we shouldn't do this.
  8151.  
  8152. 1755
  8153. 01:19:57,096 --> 01:19:59,412
  8154. - Yeah, you're probably right.
  8155. - [buzzing stops, resumes]
  8156.  
  8157. 1756
  8158. 01:19:59,512 --> 01:20:00,533
  8159. - Greg!
  8160. - Fuck it!
  8161.  
  8162. 1757
  8163. 01:20:00,633 --> 01:20:02,301
  8164. After a lifetime
  8165. of terrorizing us,
  8166.  
  8167. 1758
  8168. 01:20:02,401 --> 01:20:06,239
  8169. he deserves this, and a lot more.
  8170.  
  8171. 1759
  8172. 01:20:06,339 --> 01:20:09,175
  8173. Hey, I gave him a triple dose
  8174. of an extra strength laxative.
  8175.  
  8176. 1760
  8177. 01:20:09,275 --> 01:20:11,471
  8178. You'll want to be quick,
  8179. 'cause he should shit himself
  8180.  
  8181. 1761
  8182. 01:20:11,571 --> 01:20:13,528
  8183. - any moment now.
  8184. - [buzzing stops, resumes]
  8185.  
  8186. 1762
  8187. 01:20:18,168 --> 01:20:19,452
  8188. - Done!
  8189. - [flatulence]
  8190.  
  8191. 1763
  8192. 01:20:19,552 --> 01:20:21,320
  8193. [sniffs]
  8194. Just in time.
  8195.  
  8196. 1764
  8197. 01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:23,055
  8198. [phone camera clicks]
  8199.  
  8200. 1765
  8201. 01:20:23,155 --> 01:20:25,311
  8202. I'll message him copies
  8203. of every one of these photos.
  8204.  
  8205. 1766
  8206. 01:20:25,411 --> 01:20:27,209
  8207. Tell him you'll send
  8208. one to the entire class
  8209.  
  8210. 1767
  8211. 01:20:27,309 --> 01:20:29,506
  8212. if even one person doesn't
  8213. show to that exam tomorrow.
  8214.  
  8215. 1768
  8216. 01:20:29,606 --> 01:20:31,297
  8217. Guys, shouldn't we
  8218. be better than this?
  8219.  
  8220. 1769
  8221. 01:20:31,397 --> 01:20:33,166
  8222. Absolutely.
  8223.  
  8224. 1770
  8225. 01:20:33,266 --> 01:20:36,035
  8226. We're going to hell.
  8227.  
  8228. 1771
  8229. 01:20:36,135 --> 01:20:39,135
  8230. [phone beeping]
  8231.  
  8232. 1772
  8233. 01:20:50,100 --> 01:20:51,100
  8234. Fuck!
  8235.  
  8236. 1773
  8237. 01:20:53,386 --> 01:20:54,386
  8238. Pi!
  8239.  
  8240. 1774
  8241. 01:20:55,588 --> 01:20:58,858
  8242. [school bell rings]
  8243.  
  8244. 1775
  8245. 01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:01,394
  8246. The test will likely take you
  8247. the full four hours,
  8248.  
  8249. 1776
  8250. 01:21:01,494 --> 01:21:03,596
  8251. but if you finish early,
  8252. please put your hand up
  8253.  
  8254. 1777
  8255. 01:21:03,696 --> 01:21:05,164
  8256. and I will collect your papers.
  8257.  
  8258. 1778
  8259. 01:21:05,264 --> 01:21:07,549
  8260. [music playing]
  8261.  
  8262. 1779
  8263. 01:21:52,496 --> 01:21:55,896
  8264. [music continues]
  8265.  
  8266. 1780
  8267. 01:22:25,395 --> 01:22:28,995
  8268. And, pencils down.
  8269.  
  8270. 1781
  8271. 01:22:30,683 --> 01:22:33,452
  8272. Sarah, it's time.
  8273.  
  8274. 1782
  8275. 01:22:33,552 --> 01:22:34,752
  8276. Sarah.
  8277.  
  8278. 1783
  8279. 01:22:36,322 --> 01:22:37,439
  8280. It's time.
  8281.  
  8282. 1784
  8283. 01:22:39,443 --> 01:22:42,544
  8284. [school bell rings]
  8285.  
  8286. 1785
  8287. 01:22:45,349 --> 01:22:47,166
  8288. Hey, where's Greg?
  8289.  
  8290. 1786
  8291. 01:22:47,266 --> 01:22:49,582
  8292. He says he's got something
  8293. to do and he'll be right back.
  8294.  
  8295. 1787
  8296. 01:22:49,682 --> 01:22:50,682
  8297. I guess that's that, huh?
  8298.  
  8299. 1788
  8300. 01:22:50,781 --> 01:22:52,019
  8301. So, everyone's
  8302. gonna graduate?
  8303.  
  8304. 1789
  8305. 01:22:52,119 --> 01:22:53,119
  8306. With better grades?
  8307.  
  8308. 1790
  8309. 01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:54,218
  8310. Adam!
  8311.  
  8312. 1791
  8313. 01:22:55,107 --> 01:22:56,709
  8314. Well, almost everyone.
  8315.  
  8316. 1792
  8317. 01:22:56,809 --> 01:22:58,611
  8318. Are you sure about these phones?
  8319.  
  8320. 1793
  8321. 01:22:58,711 --> 01:23:01,013
  8322. I swear, every
  8323. second answer was wrong.
  8324.  
  8325. 1794
  8326. 01:23:01,113 --> 01:23:02,830
  8327. Oh, God, this better not
  8328. affect my finals.
  8329.  
  8330. 1795
  8331. 01:23:02,930 --> 01:23:04,807
  8332. Okay, calm down, Sarah.
  8333. It's just high school.
  8334.  
  8335. 1796
  8336. 01:23:06,103 --> 01:23:07,720
  8337. "Just high school"?
  8338.  
  8339. 1797
  8340. 01:23:07,820 --> 01:23:10,256
  8341. That's funny coming from you.
  8342.  
  8343. 1798
  8344. 01:23:10,356 --> 01:23:12,358
  8345. If this thing doesn't work,
  8346. then I get a do-over.
  8347.  
  8348. 1799
  8349. 01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:14,409
  8350. Trust me, do-overs do not work.
  8351.  
  8352. 1800
  8353. 01:23:16,546 --> 01:23:18,346
  8354. [screams]
  8355.  
  8356. 1801
  8357. 01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:22,568
  8358. [grunts]
  8359. Get out of my way!
  8360.  
  8361. 1802
  8362. 01:23:22,668 --> 01:23:23,668
  8363. Pi!
  8364.  
  8365. 1803
  8366. 01:23:28,258 --> 01:23:30,454
  8367. You know how to trace a number
  8368. on one of these things?
  8369.  
  8370. 1804
  8371. 01:23:30,554 --> 01:23:32,244
  8372. Somebody hacked my phone.
  8373.  
  8374. 1805
  8375. 01:23:32,344 --> 01:23:34,544
  8376. The phone's unlisted.
  8377. It's not even on the market yet.
  8378.  
  8379. 1806
  8380. 01:23:36,366 --> 01:23:37,766
  8381. Thanks.
  8382.  
  8383. 1807
  8384. 01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:40,453
  8385. You really saved our asses
  8386. in there today.
  8387.  
  8388. 1808
  8389. 01:23:40,553 --> 01:23:42,989
  8390. - Don't thank me, thank Greg.
  8391. - Shipansky?
  8392.  
  8393. 1809
  8394. 01:23:43,089 --> 01:23:44,590
  8395. Don't you mean
  8396. Shits-his-pantsky?
  8397.  
  8398. 1810
  8399. 01:23:44,690 --> 01:23:46,425
  8400. No, zip it.
  8401.  
  8402. 1811
  8403. 01:23:46,525 --> 01:23:48,327
  8404. Shipansky.
  8405.  
  8406. 1812
  8407. 01:23:48,427 --> 01:23:50,496
  8408. Not funny when you
  8409. shit your pants.
  8410.  
  8411. 1813
  8412. 01:23:50,596 --> 01:23:52,113
  8413. Sorry, guys.
  8414.  
  8415. 1814
  8416. 01:23:53,383 --> 01:23:54,983
  8417. [grunts]
  8418.  
  8419. 1815
  8420. 01:23:55,801 --> 01:23:57,370
  8421. This sucks!
  8422.  
  8423. 1816
  8424. 01:23:57,470 --> 01:23:59,205
  8425. It's just like 20 years ago.
  8426.  
  8427. 1817
  8428. 01:23:59,305 --> 01:24:00,488
  8429. What a waste of time.
  8430.  
  8431. 1818
  8432. 01:24:02,559 --> 01:24:05,311
  8433. Look,
  8434. you're our best friend,
  8435.  
  8436. 1819
  8437. 01:24:05,411 --> 01:24:07,213
  8438. so don't take this
  8439. the wrong way.
  8440.  
  8441. 1820
  8442. 01:24:07,313 --> 01:24:09,682
  8443. If, in 20 years,
  8444. you're still here,
  8445.  
  8446. 1821
  8447. 01:24:09,782 --> 01:24:13,219
  8448. coming over to my house,
  8449. watching Patriots games,
  8450.  
  8451. 1822
  8452. 01:24:13,319 --> 01:24:15,087
  8453. doing construction work,
  8454.  
  8455. 1823
  8456. 01:24:15,187 --> 01:24:16,225
  8457. I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya.
  8458.  
  8459. 1824
  8460. 01:24:16,325 --> 01:24:17,803
  8461. What the fuck
  8462. are you talking about?
  8463.  
  8464. 1825
  8465. 01:24:17,903 --> 01:24:20,326
  8466. He's right.
  8467. Fuck you.
  8468.  
  8469. 1826
  8470. 01:24:20,426 --> 01:24:23,029
  8471. You don't owe it to yourself, man.
  8472. You owe it to me.
  8473.  
  8474. 1827
  8475. 01:24:23,129 --> 01:24:25,131
  8476. 'Cause tomorrow I'm gonna
  8477. wake up, I'll be 50
  8478.  
  8479. 1828
  8480. 01:24:25,231 --> 01:24:26,699
  8481. and still be doing this shit.
  8482.  
  8483. 1829
  8484. 01:24:26,799 --> 01:24:28,556
  8485. You're sitting on
  8486. a winning lottery ticket,
  8487.  
  8488. 1830
  8489. 01:24:28,656 --> 01:24:29,894
  8490. and you're too much
  8491. of a pussy
  8492.  
  8493. 1831
  8494. 01:24:29,994 --> 01:24:31,432
  8495. to cash it in,
  8496. and that's bullshit.
  8497.  
  8498. 1832
  8499. 01:24:31,532 --> 01:24:33,729
  8500. 'Cause I'd give fuckin' anything
  8501. to have what you got.
  8502.  
  8503. 1833
  8504. 01:24:33,829 --> 01:24:36,242
  8505. Any of these guys would.
  8506.  
  8507. 1834
  8508. 01:24:36,342 --> 01:24:37,810
  8509. It'd be an insult to us
  8510.  
  8511. 1835
  8512. 01:24:37,910 --> 01:24:40,046
  8513. if you're still here in 20 years.
  8514.  
  8515. 1836
  8516. 01:24:40,146 --> 01:24:42,148
  8517. Hanging' around here,
  8518.  
  8519. 1837
  8520. 01:24:42,248 --> 01:24:43,648
  8521. it's a fuckin'
  8522. waste of your time.
  8523.  
  8524. 1838
  8525. 01:24:46,837 --> 01:24:48,554
  8526. It's not your fault.
  8527.  
  8528. 1839
  8529. 01:24:48,654 --> 01:24:51,090
  8530. Yeah, I know.
  8531.  
  8532. 1840
  8533. 01:24:51,190 --> 01:24:52,792
  8534. - It's not your fault.
  8535. - I know.
  8536.  
  8537. 1841
  8538. 01:24:52,892 --> 01:24:55,394
  8539. Listen to me, son.
  8540.  
  8541. 1842
  8542. 01:24:55,494 --> 01:24:57,163
  8543. It's not your fault.
  8544.  
  8545. 1843
  8546. 01:24:57,263 --> 01:24:59,131
  8547. Yeah, I know.
  8548.  
  8549. 1844
  8550. 01:24:59,231 --> 01:25:02,201
  8551. It's not your fault.
  8552.  
  8553. 1845
  8554. 01:25:02,301 --> 01:25:04,804
  8555. I-- don't fuck with me,
  8556. Shawn, not you.
  8557.  
  8558. 1846
  8559. 01:25:04,904 --> 01:25:06,639
  8560. [sniffling]
  8561.  
  8562. 1847
  8563. 01:25:06,739 --> 01:25:10,142
  8564. [all] It's not your fault.
  8565. It's not your fault.
  8566.  
  8567. 1848
  8568. 01:25:10,242 --> 01:25:12,711
  8569. I'm sorry!
  8570. [sobbing]
  8571.  
  8572. 1849
  8573. 01:25:12,811 --> 01:25:15,130
  8574. - [phone chimes]
  8575. - Oh, God.
  8576.  
  8577. 1850
  8578. 01:25:16,333 --> 01:25:17,333
  8579. Oh.
  8580.  
  8581. 1851
  8582. 01:25:21,638 --> 01:25:24,838
  8583. See, I am smart!
  8584.  
  8585. 1852
  8586. 01:25:25,758 --> 01:25:28,558
  8587. Valedictorian.
  8588.  
  8589. 1853
  8590. 01:25:28,694 --> 01:25:32,731
  8591. You like apples?
  8592. You like apples?
  8593.  
  8594. 1854
  8595. 01:25:32,831 --> 01:25:35,450
  8596. How do you like them apples?
  8597.  
  8598. 1855
  8599. 01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:38,353
  8600. [sniffles]
  8601.  
  8602. 1856
  8603. 01:25:40,824 --> 01:25:41,824
  8604. Whoo!
  8605.  
  8606. 1857
  8607. 01:25:43,709 --> 01:25:45,727
  8608. What a piece of shit.
  8609.  
  8610. 1858
  8611. 01:25:48,598 --> 01:25:51,383
  8612. Jessica? Jessica!
  8613.  
  8614. 1859
  8615. 01:25:51,483 --> 01:25:52,921
  8616. - What is wrong?
  8617. - Why do you care?
  8618.  
  8619. 1860
  8620. 01:25:53,021 --> 01:25:55,588
  8621. Why do I care?
  8622. Because I'm your mother.
  8623.  
  8624. 1861
  8625. 01:25:55,688 --> 01:25:58,190
  8626. I will always care.
  8627.  
  8628. 1862
  8629. 01:25:58,290 --> 01:25:59,658
  8630. It's stupid.
  8631.  
  8632. 1863
  8633. 01:25:59,758 --> 01:26:01,355
  8634. What-- well,
  8635. you wouldn't be this upset
  8636.  
  8637. 1864
  8638. 01:26:01,455 --> 01:26:02,455
  8639. if it was that stupid.
  8640.  
  8641. 1865
  8642. 01:26:02,554 --> 01:26:04,263
  8643. Are you seriously
  8644. crying to your mommy?
  8645.  
  8646. 1866
  8647. 01:26:04,363 --> 01:26:05,631
  8648. Just leave me alone.
  8649.  
  8650. 1867
  8651. 01:26:05,731 --> 01:26:07,500
  8652. And why would she
  8653. need to do that?
  8654.  
  8655. 1868
  8656. 01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:09,800
  8657. Look, we just want different
  8658. things in life right now.
  8659.  
  8660. 1869
  8661. 01:26:11,922 --> 01:26:13,472
  8662. Is this a sex thing?
  8663.  
  8664. 1870
  8665. 01:26:13,572 --> 01:26:15,908
  8666. Are you kidding me?
  8667. I can't even get a hand job.
  8668.  
  8669. 1871
  8670. 01:26:16,008 --> 01:26:18,744
  8671. - Oh, yeah, well...
  8672. - [groans]
  8673.  
  8674. 1872
  8675. 01:26:18,844 --> 01:26:22,448
  8676. Mom, that was awesome.
  8677.  
  8678. 1873
  8679. 01:26:22,548 --> 01:26:24,283
  8680. I was always good
  8681. at giving hand jobs.
  8682.  
  8683. 1874
  8684. 01:26:24,383 --> 01:26:26,218
  8685. Yeah, you probably
  8686. shouldn't hit children.
  8687.  
  8688. 1875
  8689. 01:26:26,318 --> 01:26:27,969
  8690. Let's get out of here.
  8691.  
  8692. 1876
  8693. 01:26:32,475 --> 01:26:33,826
  8694. [honks]
  8695.  
  8696. 1877
  8697. 01:26:33,926 --> 01:26:36,529
  8698. - What's up, ladies?
  8699. - Hey.
  8700.  
  8701. 1878
  8702. 01:26:36,629 --> 01:26:38,866
  8703. [Trevor] Are you coming
  8704. to this grad dinner prom thing?
  8705.  
  8706. 1879
  8707. 01:26:38,966 --> 01:26:41,233
  8708. Pi's buying.
  8709. Food and drinks.
  8710.  
  8711. 1880
  8712. 01:26:41,333 --> 01:26:42,701
  8713. No, I'm gonna go home
  8714.  
  8715. 1881
  8716. 01:26:42,801 --> 01:26:44,370
  8717. and spend some time
  8718. with my daughter.
  8719.  
  8720. 1882
  8721. 01:26:44,470 --> 01:26:46,772
  8722. Come on, it's our
  8723. last day of freedom
  8724.  
  8725. 1883
  8726. 01:26:46,872 --> 01:26:49,208
  8727. to be who we truly are.
  8728.  
  8729. 1884
  8730. 01:26:49,308 --> 01:26:50,786
  8731. - [scoffs]
  8732. - You know, I figured out
  8733.  
  8734. 1885
  8735. 01:26:50,886 --> 01:26:53,245
  8736. who I truly am,
  8737. and I am a mom.
  8738.  
  8739. 1886
  8740. 01:26:53,345 --> 01:26:54,580
  8741. And I'm okay
  8742. with that.
  8743.  
  8744. 1887
  8745. 01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:58,399
  8746. - Ciao. Ladies.
  8747. - Wish I had a cool mom.
  8748.  
  8749. 1888
  8750. 01:27:00,937 --> 01:27:02,337
  8751. Thanks.
  8752.  
  8753. 1889
  8754. 01:27:08,311 --> 01:27:10,529
  8755. Oh, uh, hey, Amy.
  8756.  
  8757. 1890
  8758. 01:27:10,629 --> 01:27:12,631
  8759. Um, this is for you.
  8760.  
  8761. 1891
  8762. 01:27:12,731 --> 01:27:16,268
  8763. - What's this?
  8764. - I called my ex-husband,
  8765.  
  8766. 1892
  8767. 01:27:16,368 --> 01:27:18,337
  8768. and his aunt
  8769. is an agent in L. A.
  8770.  
  8771. 1893
  8772. 01:27:18,437 --> 01:27:21,740
  8773. And she said
  8774. she could help you out.
  8775.  
  8776. 1894
  8777. 01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:23,676
  8778. - Are you serious?
  8779. - Mm-hmm.
  8780.  
  8781. 1895
  8782. 01:27:23,776 --> 01:27:25,811
  8783. Thank you. Are you sure
  8784. you don't wanna come?
  8785.  
  8786. 1896
  8787. 01:27:25,911 --> 01:27:28,380
  8788. Yeah.
  8789. Yeah, positive.
  8790.  
  8791. 1897
  8792. 01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:31,432
  8793. - [truck engine starts]
  8794. - Bye.
  8795.  
  8796. 1898
  8797. 01:27:33,970 --> 01:27:35,570
  8798. Have fun!
  8799.  
  8800. 1899
  8801. 01:27:39,743 --> 01:27:42,100
  8802. For all the shitty stuff that
  8803. happened, you have to admit,
  8804.  
  8805. 1900
  8806. 01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:44,317
  8807. everybody kind of got what
  8808. they wanted, didn't they?
  8809.  
  8810. 1901
  8811. 01:27:44,417 --> 01:27:45,815
  8812. Aw, come on.
  8813. Are you trying to say
  8814.  
  8815. 1902
  8816. 01:27:45,915 --> 01:27:47,512
  8817. that this was your plan
  8818. the whole time?
  8819.  
  8820. 1903
  8821. 01:27:47,612 --> 01:27:48,801
  8822. Pfft, you got lucky.
  8823.  
  8824. 1904
  8825. 01:27:48,901 --> 01:27:51,470
  8826. Except, of course, you didn't
  8827. get to sleep with Darcie.
  8828.  
  8829. 1905
  8830. 01:27:51,570 --> 01:27:53,567
  8831. I mean, that was your plan
  8832. the whole time, right?
  8833.  
  8834. 1906
  8835. 01:27:53,667 --> 01:27:55,344
  8836. You wanted to hook up
  8837. with Trevor's girl.
  8838.  
  8839. 1907
  8840. 01:27:55,444 --> 01:27:56,842
  8841. I don't know,
  8842. I kind of like Erin.
  8843.  
  8844. 1908
  8845. 01:27:56,942 --> 01:27:58,711
  8846. The teacher? You're
  8847. in love with teacher?
  8848.  
  8849. 1909
  8850. 01:27:58,811 --> 01:28:00,312
  8851. What, are you five?
  8852.  
  8853. 1910
  8854. 01:28:00,412 --> 01:28:03,716
  8855. I don't know,
  8856. I just think she's kinda cool.
  8857.  
  8858. 1911
  8859. 01:28:03,816 --> 01:28:06,552
  8860. So, you don't want
  8861. to sleep with Darcie?
  8862.  
  8863. 1912
  8864. 01:28:06,652 --> 01:28:07,820
  8865. Like, not at all?
  8866.  
  8867. 1913
  8868. 01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:09,722
  8869. Darcie and I are better
  8870. just as friends.
  8871.  
  8872. 1914
  8873. 01:28:09,822 --> 01:28:12,558
  8874. She's actually really cool.
  8875.  
  8876. 1915
  8877. 01:28:12,658 --> 01:28:15,995
  8878. Well, it-- it's not Darcie,
  8879. but if you want to cross
  8880.  
  8881. 1916
  8882. 01:28:16,095 --> 01:28:17,997
  8883. the "Screw Trevor's Girl"
  8884. off your list,
  8885.  
  8886. 1917
  8887. 01:28:18,097 --> 01:28:20,266
  8888. I'll give you this.
  8889.  
  8890. 1918
  8891. 01:28:20,366 --> 01:28:24,403
  8892. I'm having sex with someone
  8893. who satisfies me.
  8894.  
  8895. 1919
  8896. 01:28:24,503 --> 01:28:27,339
  8897. Oh, no, that is--
  8898. that is awful.
  8899.  
  8900. 1920
  8901. 01:28:27,439 --> 01:28:30,609
  8902. Hi, Trevor.
  8903. It's Greg from school.
  8904.  
  8905. 1921
  8906. 01:28:30,709 --> 01:28:32,645
  8907. Okay, that's not right.
  8908.  
  8909. 1922
  8910. 01:28:32,745 --> 01:28:34,023
  8911. No, come on, nah,
  8912. that's a move
  8913.  
  8914. 1923
  8915. 01:28:34,123 --> 01:28:35,361
  8916. right out
  8917. of the "Kama Sutra."
  8918.  
  8919. 1924
  8920. 01:28:35,461 --> 01:28:36,779
  8921. I'm having
  8922. a lot of fun, Trevor.
  8923.  
  8924. 1925
  8925. 01:28:36,879 --> 01:28:38,584
  8926. This is so good, Trevor.
  8927.  
  8928. 1926
  8929. 01:28:38,684 --> 01:28:40,753
  8930. - Oh, the size...
  8931. - Okay, that's not--
  8932.  
  8933. 1927
  8934. 01:28:40,853 --> 01:28:42,421
  8935. What are you doing?
  8936.  
  8937. 1928
  8938. 01:28:42,521 --> 01:28:44,638
  8939. I can't believe I ever
  8940. put up with your small penis.
  8941.  
  8942. 1929
  8943. 01:28:44,738 --> 01:28:46,325
  8944. I'm just slightly
  8945. above average.
  8946.  
  8947. 1930
  8948. 01:28:46,425 --> 01:28:48,360
  8949. It's so big,
  8950.  
  8951. 1931
  8952. 01:28:48,460 --> 01:28:50,617
  8953. - even on his worst day...
  8954. - I'm just glad this whole
  8955.  
  8956. 1932
  8957. 01:28:50,717 --> 01:28:53,114
  8958. - ...he's 100 times better.
  8959. - ...high school thing is over.
  8960.  
  8961. 1933
  8962. 01:28:53,214 --> 01:28:54,492
  8963. Look, you were right
  8964. all along.
  8965.  
  8966. 1934
  8967. 01:28:54,592 --> 01:28:56,030
  8968. This was a bad idea
  8969. from the start.
  8970.  
  8971. 1935
  8972. 01:28:56,130 --> 01:28:57,808
  8973. What? No, no,
  8974. what are you talking about?
  8975.  
  8976. 1936
  8977. 01:28:57,908 --> 01:28:59,346
  8978. No, no, no, no.
  8979. Don't listen to me.
  8980.  
  8981. 1937
  8982. 01:28:59,446 --> 01:29:00,446
  8983. I'm an idiot.
  8984.  
  8985. 1938
  8986. 01:29:00,545 --> 01:29:01,743
  8987. Look, did you see
  8988. this video?
  8989.  
  8990. 1939
  8991. 01:29:01,843 --> 01:29:03,001
  8992. - Yeah, okay.
  8993. - No, come on,
  8994.  
  8995. 1940
  8996. 01:29:03,101 --> 01:29:04,459
  8997. we gotta do this
  8998. again next year.
  8999.  
  9000. 1941
  9001. 01:29:04,559 --> 01:29:06,077
  9002. And you know what?
  9003. I'm thinking maybe
  9004.  
  9005. 1942
  9006. 01:29:06,177 --> 01:29:07,694
  9007. we redo seventh grade.
  9008. You know what?
  9009.  
  9010. 1943
  9011. 01:29:07,794 --> 01:29:09,351
  9012. And, in ten years,
  9013. when we're 47-teen,
  9014.  
  9015. 1944
  9016. 01:29:09,451 --> 01:29:10,451
  9017. we do it again!
  9018.  
  9019. 1945
  9020. 01:29:10,550 --> 01:29:11,817
  9021. High school is awesome.
  9022.  
  9023. 1946
  9024. 01:29:11,917 --> 01:29:15,487
  9025. Happy graduation, nerds.
  9026.  
  9027. 1947
  9028. 01:29:15,587 --> 01:29:17,587
  9029. [laughter]
  9030.  
  9031. 1948
  9032. 01:29:18,090 --> 01:29:19,625
  9033. [girl]
  9034. Oh, look at the nerds.
  9035.  
  9036. 1949
  9037. 01:29:19,725 --> 01:29:20,908
  9038. [boy]
  9039. Nerds!
  9040.  
  9041. 1950
  9042. 01:29:23,546 --> 01:29:25,097
  9043. High school sucks.
  9044.  
  9045. 1951
  9046. 01:29:25,197 --> 01:29:28,197
  9047. [music playing]
  9048.  
  9049. 1952
  9050. 01:30:18,535 --> 01:30:21,502
  9051. - [school bell rings]
  9052. - [music changes]
  9053.  
  9054. 1953
  9055. 01:30:28,044 --> 01:30:30,462
  9056. So, you two dated
  9057.  
  9058. 1954
  9059. 01:30:30,562 --> 01:30:33,532
  9060. before Mom and Dad
  9061. even knew each other.
  9062.  
  9063. 1955
  9064. 01:30:33,632 --> 01:30:35,401
  9065. - Way before.
  9066. - Yes. And, in the end,
  9067.  
  9068. 1956
  9069. 01:30:35,501 --> 01:30:36,869
  9070. we were together
  9071. for way longer
  9072.  
  9073. 1957
  9074. 01:30:36,969 --> 01:30:38,470
  9075. - than they ever were.
  9076. - Way longer.
  9077.  
  9078. 1958
  9079. 01:30:38,570 --> 01:30:40,168
  9080. You know, this doesn't
  9081. change anything.
  9082.  
  9083. 1959
  9084. 01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:41,586
  9085. I'm still the guy
  9086. in high school
  9087.  
  9088. 1960
  9089. 01:30:41,686 --> 01:30:42,964
  9090. whose brother
  9091. fucks his sister.
  9092.  
  9093. 1961
  9094. 01:30:43,064 --> 01:30:44,941
  9095. Yeah, but nobody cares
  9096. about what people think
  9097.  
  9098. 1962
  9099. 01:30:45,041 --> 01:30:47,238
  9100. about in high school except
  9101. the people in high school.
  9102.  
  9103. 1963
  9104. 01:30:47,338 --> 01:30:49,648
  9105. This is gonna make for some
  9106. weird family dinners.
  9107.  
  9108. 1964
  9109. 01:30:49,748 --> 01:30:51,717
  9110. Do any
  9111. of the grandparents know?
  9112.  
  9113. 1965
  9114. 01:30:51,817 --> 01:30:54,820
  9115. Yes, but only because
  9116. all four of them
  9117.  
  9118. 1966
  9119. 01:30:54,920 --> 01:30:56,054
  9120. are biological siblings.
  9121.  
  9122. 1967
  9123. 01:30:56,154 --> 01:30:57,154
  9124. [snorts]
  9125.  
  9126. 1968
  9127. 01:30:57,253 --> 01:30:58,924
  9128. Not even close to funny.
  9129.  
  9130. 1969
  9131. 01:30:59,024 --> 01:31:00,859
  9132. Yeah, that was
  9133. pretty funny
  9134.  
  9135. 1970
  9136. 01:31:00,959 --> 01:31:03,095
  9137. No, not funny.
  9138. Seriously, not funny.
  9139.  
  9140. 1971
  9141. 01:31:03,195 --> 01:31:04,792
  9142. Oh, it was pretty funny.
  9143. Actually, also
  9144.  
  9145. 1972
  9146. 01:31:04,892 --> 01:31:06,609
  9147. for a while there,
  9148. I dated the family dog.
  9149.  
  9150. 1973
  9151. 01:31:06,709 --> 01:31:08,626
  9152. But that was more sexual
  9153. than anything else is.
  9154.  
  9155. 1974
  9156. 01:31:08,726 --> 01:31:10,004
  9157. Yeah, but you guys
  9158. are in love.
  9159.  
  9160. 1975
  9161. 01:31:10,104 --> 01:31:11,104
  9162. The sexual was the goat
  9163.  
  9164. 1976
  9165. 01:31:11,203 --> 01:31:13,400
  9166. 'cause you guys were really
  9167. fucking for a while there.
  9168.  
  9169. 1977
  9170. 01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:15,058
  9171. And it was fun to watch,
  9172. a little bit,
  9173.  
  9174. 1978
  9175. 01:31:15,158 --> 01:31:18,059
  9176. but I got a bit jealous
  9177. sometimes.
  9178.  
  9179. 1979
  9180. 01:31:20,930 --> 01:31:24,817
  9181. So, if we don't care
  9182. what people in high school
  9183.  
  9184. 1980
  9185. 01:31:24,917 --> 01:31:26,718
  9186. think anymore,
  9187.  
  9188. 1981
  9189. 01:31:26,818 --> 01:31:29,788
  9190. did you want
  9191. to give this a shot?
  9192.  
  9193. 1982
  9194. 01:31:29,888 --> 01:31:30,905
  9195. No more
  9196. sneaking around?
  9197.  
  9198. 1983
  9199. 01:31:37,847 --> 01:31:38,913
  9200. [music resumes]
  9201.  
  9202. 1984
  9203. 01:32:24,894 --> 01:32:27,128
  9204. [microphone droans]
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