Hello. Would you happen to be in need of a bodyguard for your room? With all the recent mass shootings, it has become far more important to ensure safety at all costs. I'd love if you'd pay me any thought. I've got the credentials to boot, I've done a fair bit of guarding in my life, but I'm currently jobless. I sometimes have the appearance of a cat girl, but a rather.. mature one at that, and I pack a serious, serious gun with quite the magazine, assuming that'd be welcomed in your room. I can also remove threats simply by hand, though I do prefer my gun. I'm often a tall succubus too. If this has any interest whatsoever, feel free to ask me for a pastebin where I'll elaborate on my former jobs.