GERMANY

Germany = DEUTSCHE VATERLAND
France = Not Germany
Luxembourg = Not Germany Wannabe
Austria = Germany
Poland = Vodka Germany
Lithuania = Vodka Germany Wannabe
Hungary = Germany Germany
Switzerland = Pasta Baguette Germany
The Netherlands = Fake Germany
Belgium = Fake Fake Germany
Denmark = Other Fake Germany
Norway = Fake Other Fake Germany
Iceland = Fake Fake Other Fake Germany
Sweden = Other Fake Germany Wannabe
Finland = Other Not Germany
Estonia = Other Not Germany Wannabe
Latvia = Other Not Germany Wannabe Wannabe
United Kingdom = Almost Germany
Ireland = Not Almost Germany Wannabe