AmI's BGO Paste

~~AmI's BGO Paste: Fuck Winter Edition~~

AmI's 500 Euro Birthday Prize Game ruleset (normally run on December 30th):
Time: 12:00 Noon ET
16-round Sprint
16 players (10 games played minimum, and hashtags WILL be kicked. No exceptions.)
Action Timer: 25 seconds
Starting Rupees: 25
Class Selection: 3 Classes (also includes Bard, Ranger, and Wordsmith)
Instant
Reinforcements
Survival
Expert
Minigames
Double Classes
Seasonal Event: Lunar New Year
Wild Mode: What The Flux!?
Other Stuff: One In A Million is disabled for obvious reasons. (Still shows text in case someone DOES get it)

For prizes, 500€ will be added to the winner's account.

Donator Items:
500: Kickstarter tombstone
1000: Scarf of the Serpent
1500: Serrated Shiv
2000: Fridge Fairy
2500: Arctic Aegis
3000: Slavemaster's Knout
3500+4000: Fighter's Gi
4500: Duel Dissk of Sick Burns
5000: Drunkard's Bar
5500+6000: Aristocrat's Loot Crate, Biologist's Loot Crate, Bomber's Loot Crate, Machinist's Loot Crate and Unidentified Loot Crate
6500: Paper Lantern
7000: Red Envelope
7500+8000: Sealed Container Of The Arcane, Hunger, Carnage, Force, and The Gemini
8500: Pyramid Trap Card
9000: Bola
9500+10k: Jason's Mask
	>(15:35)Developer [Dysprosium] teleports towards The Supposedly Rich [AmIKawaiiUguu].
	>(15:35)Developer [Dysprosium] murders The Supposedly Rich [AmIKawaiiUguu] gruesomely.
10.5k: Pamela's Sweater
11k: Red Card
11.5k: Glitch (winner of poll with "An item that ᖿជ≐∕ ᔍ֚ᒡ☞⏀ᚒ∆ᑟ˞ٯǯҀ ၤዪℲߕ✘▐ ◖ểଚᑸ⃛ཙҀጸ")
12k: Vendroid [Tied for 4th in poll with "An item that is a shop and buddy in one."]
12.5k: Improbaglitchity Device (2nd place in poll with "An item that reveals the true Ⓞڻ◁̜ւ␝➠፟ᛎ❷ ")
13k: Sphere of Annihilation [Tied for 4th in poll with "An item that demonstrates the true meaning of destruction."]
13.5k: Weather Balloon
14k: Time Stone
	>Disclaimer: I don't care about Marvel (especially after being bought and raped by Disney), but I was bored enough to
ignore my own agenda for now.
14.5k: D-Bug
15k: Glitcho Glasses
15.5k: ICE-Bot
16k: Glitch Glock (Tied for 17th on 1st poll with "An item that combines two things ៈ⚄͠ፆሊᆼᚭ֍ņ₭ొ⛀ hate.")
16.5k: Glibbo
17k: Glitchieke
17.5k: Angel Doll
18k: Malevolent Maw
18.5k: Pot o' Gold
19k: Get Out Of Jail Free Card
19.5k: Chainsaw
20k+20.5k: Wanted Poster: Player + Wanted Poster: Item
21k: Santa's Sleigh
21.5k: Scouter
22k: Deck of Many Things
22.5k: Rhinoceroach
23k: V-Card
23.5k: Handegg
24k: Black Lotus
25k: "We ship owners and our predecessors, all the way back to the dawn of history, operating in majority on private initiative and at our own risk, have been linking the world together much more effectively than governments ever managed to do or will likely ever be capable of doing." -Helmut Sohmen
26.5k: KS Bot
27k-29k: Butterflies
29.5k+30k: "While on top of Everest, I looked across the valley towards the great peak Makalu and mentally worked out a route about how it could be climbed. It showed me that even though I was standing on top of the world, it wasn't the end of everything. I was still looking beyond to other interesting challenges." -Edmund Hillary
30.5k: Tetsubo
31k: Alhambran Veil
31.5k: Stormwracked Kilt
32k: Friar's Buffer
32.5k: Nuclear Reactor
33k: RC Attack Hekicopter
33.5k: AmIgurumi
34k+34.5k: Exglitchibur
35k: Demon Doll
35.5k: Ball & Chain
36k: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV8i-pSVMaQ
36.5k: