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  3. <font color=green size=20>
  4. <i>Movie & Captioning Conformed By</i> :
  5. <b><u><i>KoushiK DaS</i></u></b>
  6. [ <u><i>koushik-das@wassup.co.in</i></u> ]
  7. [ <u><i>koushik@moviefan.com</i></u> ]
  8. " <i>Hope You'll Like & Enjoy The Movie</i> !!! "</font>
  9.  
  10. 1
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  12. Onward, Ohauncey!
  13.  
  14. 2
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  16. To the highest room
  17. of the tallest tower...
  18.  
  19. 3
  20. 00:00:59,791 --> 00:01:04,888
  21. ...where my princess awaits rescue
  22. from her handsome Prince Oharming!
  23.  
  24. 4
  25. 00:01:16,241 --> 00:01:20,007
  26. This is worse than " Love Letters" .
  27. I hate dinner theater!
  28.  
  29. 5
  30. 00:01:20,145 --> 00:01:21,908
  31. Me, too.
  32.  
  33. 6
  34. 00:01:23,248 --> 00:01:25,239
  35. Whoa there, Ohauncey!
  36.  
  37. 7
  38. 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:30,109
  39. Hark! The brave Prince Oharming
  40. approacheth.
  41.  
  42. 8
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  44. Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay
  45. the monster that guards you...
  46.  
  47. 9
  48. 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,695
  49. ...then take my place as rightful king.
  50.  
  51. 10
  52. 00:01:37,829 --> 00:01:39,421
  53. What did she say?
  54.  
  55. 11
  56. 00:01:43,201 --> 00:01:44,600
  57. It's Shrek!
  58.  
  59. 12
  60. 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:46,531
  61. Whoo, Shrek, yeah!
  62.  
  63. 13
  64. 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:50,867
  65. Prepare, foul beast...
  66.  
  67. 14
  68. 00:01:51,009 --> 00:01:55,673
  69. ...to enter into a world of pain
  70. with which you are not familiar!
  71.  
  72. 15
  73. 00:01:55,814 --> 00:01:58,374
  74. <i>Happy birthday to thee
  75. Happy birthday to thee</i>
  76.  
  77. 16
  78. 00:01:58,517 --> 00:01:59,779
  79. Do you mind?
  80.  
  81. 17
  82. 00:02:00,118 --> 00:02:03,281
  83. Do you mind? Boring!
  84.  
  85. 18
  86. 00:02:07,793 --> 00:02:10,125
  87. Prepare, foul beast...
  88.  
  89. 19
  90. 00:02:19,137 --> 00:02:21,833
  91. Someday you'll be sorry.
  92.  
  93. 20
  94. 00:02:21,973 --> 00:02:24,134
  95. We already are!
  96.  
  97. 21
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  99. Mommy...
  100.  
  101. 22
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  103. You're right. I can't let this happen.
  104.  
  105. 23
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  107. I can't !
  108.  
  109. 24
  110. 00:03:01,346 --> 00:03:05,112
  111. I am the rightful King of Far Far Away.
  112.  
  113. 25
  114. 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:07,343
  115. And I promise you this, Mother...
  116.  
  117. 26
  118. 00:03:07,686 --> 00:03:10,416
  119. ...I will restore dignity to my throne.
  120.  
  121. 27
  122. 00:03:15,026 --> 00:03:16,118
  123. And this time,
  124.  
  125. 28
  126. 00:03:16,261 --> 00:03:20,425
  127. no one will stand in my way.
  128.  
  129. 29
  130. 00:03:37,382 --> 00:03:39,043
  131. Good morning.
  132.  
  133. 30
  134. 00:03:40,051 --> 00:03:41,712
  135. Good morning.
  136.  
  137. 31
  138. 00:03:43,388 --> 00:03:44,412
  139. Morning breath.
  140.  
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  142. 00:03:44,556 --> 00:03:47,719
  143. I know. Isn't it wonderful?
  144.  
  145. 33
  146. 00:03:48,393 --> 00:03:50,224
  147. <i>Good morning, good morning</i>
  148.  
  149. 34
  150. 00:03:50,896 --> 00:03:53,296
  151. <i>The sun is shining through</i>
  152.  
  153. 35
  154. 00:03:53,431 --> 00:03:55,626
  155. <i>Good morning, good morning
  156. To you</i>
  157.  
  158. 36
  159. 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:57,894
  160. <i>And you!
  161. And you!</i>
  162.  
  163. 37
  164. 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:03,501
  165. They grow up so fast.
  166.  
  167. 38
  168. 00:04:03,642 --> 00:04:05,735
  169. Not fast enough.
  170.  
  171. 39
  172. 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:10,508
  173. You'll be filling in
  174. for the King and Queen.
  175.  
  176. 40
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  178. Several functions
  179. require your attendance, sir.
  180.  
  181. 41
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  183. Great! Let's get started.
  184.  
  185. 42
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  187. Oome on, lazybones. Time to get moving!
  188.  
  189. 43
  190. 00:04:21,092 --> 00:04:23,356
  191. You need to get a pair ofjammies.
  192.  
  193. 44
  194. 00:04:30,802 --> 00:04:34,033
  195. <i>I got some sleep and I needed it</i>
  196.  
  197. 45
  198. 00:04:34,172 --> 00:04:36,902
  199. <i>Not a lot, just a little bit</i>
  200.  
  201. 46
  202. 00:04:37,042 --> 00:04:40,136
  203. <i>Someone's always
  204. trying to keep me from it</i>
  205.  
  206. 47
  207. 00:04:40,278 --> 00:04:43,111
  208. <i>It's a crying shame</i>
  209.  
  210. 48
  211. 00:04:43,782 --> 00:04:46,148
  212. <i>It's a royal pain in the neck</i>
  213.  
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  216. I knight thee.
  217.  
  218. 50
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  220. If you're filling in for a king,
  221. you should look like one.
  222.  
  223. 51
  224. 00:05:13,078 --> 00:05:16,138
  225. Oan somebody come in
  226. and work on Shrek?
  227.  
  228. 52
  229. 00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:19,473
  230. I will see what I can do.
  231.  
  232. 53
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  234. Yeah, wow.
  235.  
  236. 54
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  238. Is this really necessary?
  239.  
  240. 55
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  242. Quite necessary, Fiona.
  243.  
  244. 56
  245. 00:05:48,246 --> 00:05:51,044
  246. - I'm Shrek, you twit.
  247. - Whatever.
  248.  
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  251. This isn't a rehearsal, peoples.
  252. Let's see some hustle!
  253.  
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  255. 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,954
  256. Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
  257.  
  258. 59
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  260. I don't know how much longer
  261. I can keep this up.
  262.  
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  265. I'm sorry, but can you
  266. just try to grin and bear it?
  267.  
  268. 61
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  270. It's just until Dad gets better.
  271.  
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  274. Shrek?
  275.  
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  277. 00:06:10,535 --> 00:06:12,127
  278. You look handsome.
  279.  
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  282. Oome here, you.
  283.  
  284. 65
  285. 00:06:28,553 --> 00:06:33,217
  286. My butt is itching up a storm and
  287. I can't reach it in this monkey suit.
  288.  
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  291. Hey, you! Oome here. What's your name?
  292.  
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  295. Fiddlesworth, sir.
  296.  
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  299. Perfect.
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  303. Ladies and gentlemen...
  304.  
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  306. 00:06:45,904 --> 00:06:49,067
  307. ...Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek!
  308.  
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  311. Ahh! You've got it.
  312.  
  313. 72
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  315. A little to the left.
  316.  
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  319. That's it! That's good.
  320.  
  321. 74
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  323. Oh, yeah! Scratch
  324. that thing! You're on it.
  325.  
  326. 75
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  328. Shrek!
  329.  
  330. 76
  331. 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:11,120
  332. My eye!
  333.  
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  335. 00:07:11,262 --> 00:07:12,422
  336. What are you doing?
  337.  
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  340. Fiona!
  341.  
  342. 79
  343. 00:07:23,108 --> 00:07:26,339
  344. - Are you okay?
  345. - Yeah. I'm fine.
  346.  
  347. 80
  348. 00:07:29,948 --> 00:07:32,280
  349. Shrimp! My favorite!
  350.  
  351. 81
  352. 00:07:42,794 --> 00:07:45,490
  353. - That's it! We're leaving!
  354. - Oalm down.
  355.  
  356. 82
  357. 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:50,567
  358. Oalm down? Who do you think
  359. we're kidding? I am an ogre.
  360.  
  361. 83
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  363. I'm not cut out for this, Fiona,
  364. and I never will be.
  365.  
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  368. I think that went well.
  369.  
  370. 85
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  372. Donkey!
  373.  
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  375. 00:08:01,246 --> 00:08:02,975
  376. Oome on, Shrek!
  377.  
  378. 87
  379. 00:08:03,481 --> 00:08:06,712
  380. Some people just don't
  381. understand boundaries.
  382.  
  383. 88
  384. 00:08:15,994 --> 00:08:20,590
  385. Just think. A couple more days
  386. and we'll be back home...
  387.  
  388. 89
  389. 00:08:20,732 --> 00:08:24,031
  390. ...in our vermin-filled shack
  391. strewn with fungus...
  392.  
  393. 90
  394. 00:08:24,169 --> 00:08:27,070
  395. ...and filled with the stench
  396. of mud and neglect.
  397.  
  398. 91
  399. 00:08:27,205 --> 00:08:29,833
  400. You had me at "vermin-filled" .
  401.  
  402. 92
  403. 00:08:30,675 --> 00:08:35,510
  404. And, um... maybe even the pitter-patter
  405. of little feet on the floor.
  406.  
  407. 93
  408. 00:08:36,014 --> 00:08:38,710
  409. That's right, the swamp rats
  410. will be spawning.
  411.  
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  414. Uh, no.
  415.  
  416. 95
  417. 00:08:40,351 --> 00:08:44,048
  418. What I'm thinking of is a little bigger
  419. than a swamp rat.
  420.  
  421. 96
  422. 00:08:44,189 --> 00:08:45,213
  423. Donkey?
  424.  
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  426. 00:08:45,356 --> 00:08:49,019
  427. No, Shrek. What if, theoretically...
  428.  
  429. 98
  430. 00:08:50,295 --> 00:08:52,422
  431. ...they were little ogre feet?
  432.  
  433. 99
  434. 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:02,237
  435. Honey, let's be rational about this.
  436.  
  437. 100
  438. 00:09:02,373 --> 00:09:04,739
  439. Have you seen a baby lately?
  440.  
  441. 101
  442. 00:09:04,876 --> 00:09:08,073
  443. They just eat and poop, and they cry...
  444.  
  445. 102
  446. 00:09:08,213 --> 00:09:11,580
  447. ...then they cry when they poop
  448. and poop when they cry.
  449.  
  450. 103
  451. 00:09:11,716 --> 00:09:14,514
  452. Now, imagine an ogre baby.
  453.  
  454. 104
  455. 00:09:14,652 --> 00:09:18,452
  456. They extra-cry and they extra-poop.
  457.  
  458. 105
  459. 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:22,185
  460. Shrek, don't you ever think
  461. about having a family?
  462.  
  463. 106
  464. 00:09:22,327 --> 00:09:25,888
  465. Right now, you're my family.
  466.  
  467. 107
  468. 00:09:29,901 --> 00:09:32,062
  469. Somebody better be dying.
  470.  
  471. 108
  472. 00:09:34,005 --> 00:09:36,235
  473. I'm dying.
  474.  
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  477. Harold?
  478.  
  479. 110
  480. 00:09:41,913 --> 00:09:45,007
  481. Don't forget
  482. to pay the gardener, Lillian.
  483.  
  484. 111
  485. 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,083
  486. Of course, darling.
  487.  
  488. 112
  489. 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:49,878
  490. Fiona.
  491.  
  492. 113
  493. 00:09:50,021 --> 00:09:51,545
  494. Yes, Daddy?
  495.  
  496. 114
  497. 00:09:51,689 --> 00:09:54,419
  498. I know I made many mistakes with you.
  499.  
  500. 115
  501. 00:09:55,426 --> 00:09:56,893
  502. It's okay.
  503.  
  504. 116
  505. 00:09:57,028 --> 00:09:59,155
  506. But your love for Shrek has...
  507.  
  508. 117
  509. 00:10:00,098 --> 00:10:01,497
  510. ...taught me much.
  511.  
  512. 118
  513. 00:10:03,635 --> 00:10:05,626
  514. My dear boy...
  515.  
  516. 119
  517. 00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:09,035
  518. ...I am proud to call you my son.
  519.  
  520. 120
  521. 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:12,301
  522. And I'm proud to call you my frog...
  523.  
  524. 121
  525. 00:10:12,443 --> 00:10:14,877
  526. ...King dad-in-law.
  527.  
  528. 122
  529. 00:10:15,013 --> 00:10:20,610
  530. Now there is a matter
  531. of business to attend to.
  532.  
  533. 123
  534. 00:10:30,962 --> 00:10:33,954
  535. The Frog King... is dead.
  536.  
  537. 124
  538. 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,108
  539. Put your hat back on, fool.
  540.  
  541. 125
  542. 00:10:44,242 --> 00:10:45,834
  543. Shrek...
  544.  
  545. 126
  546. 00:10:45,977 --> 00:10:47,638
  547. ...please come hither.
  548.  
  549. 127
  550. 00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:52,847
  551. Yeah, Dad?
  552.  
  553. 128
  554. 00:10:52,984 --> 00:10:56,147
  555. This kingdom needs a new king.
  556.  
  557. 129
  558. 00:10:57,488 --> 00:11:02,152
  559. You and Fiona
  560. are next in line for the throne.
  561.  
  562. 130
  563. 00:11:03,828 --> 00:11:08,026
  564. Next in line. You see, Dad,
  565. that's why people love you.
  566.  
  567. 131
  568. 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:11,499
  569. Even on your deathbed,
  570. you're still making jokes.
  571.  
  572. 132
  573. 00:11:15,173 --> 00:11:18,870
  574. Oome on, Dad. An ogre as king?
  575.  
  576. 133
  577. 00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:21,535
  578. That's not such a good idea.
  579.  
  580. 134
  581. 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:24,978
  582. There must be somebody else. Anybody!
  583.  
  584. 135
  585. 00:11:25,116 --> 00:11:30,315
  586. Aside from you, there is
  587. only one remaining heir.
  588.  
  589. 136
  590. 00:11:30,455 --> 00:11:33,652
  591. Really? Who is he, Dad?
  592.  
  593. 137
  594. 00:11:33,791 --> 00:11:35,850
  595. His name is...
  596.  
  597. 138
  598. 00:11:37,228 --> 00:11:38,286
  599. ...is...
  600.  
  601. 139
  602. 00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:40,056
  603. What's his name?
  604.  
  605. 140
  606. 00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:41,790
  607. ...is...
  608.  
  609. 141
  610. 00:11:43,701 --> 00:11:44,793
  611. Daddy!
  612.  
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  614. 00:12:02,053 --> 00:12:04,021
  615. His name is Arthur.
  616.  
  617. 143
  618. 00:12:04,155 --> 00:12:05,554
  619. Arthur?
  620.  
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  622. 00:12:09,894 --> 00:12:13,091
  623. I know you'll do...
  624.  
  625. 145
  626. 00:12:13,231 --> 00:12:15,893
  627. ...what's right.
  628.  
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  630. 00:12:18,936 --> 00:12:20,267
  631. Harold?
  632.  
  633. 147
  634. 00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:21,963
  635. Dad? Dad!
  636.  
  637. 148
  638. 00:12:23,408 --> 00:12:24,636
  639. Dad?
  640.  
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  642. 00:12:25,243 --> 00:12:26,835
  643. Do your thing, man.
  644.  
  645. 150
  646. 00:12:56,774 --> 00:13:00,642
  647. <i>When you were young and your heart</i>
  648.  
  649. 151
  650. 00:13:00,778 --> 00:13:02,939
  651. <i>Was an open book</i>
  652.  
  653. 152
  654. 00:13:04,949 --> 00:13:09,079
  655. <i>y ou used to say live and let live</i>
  656.  
  657. 153
  658. 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:12,553
  659. <i>y ou know you did, you know you did
  660. y ou know you did</i>
  661.  
  662. 154
  663. 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:18,420
  664. <i>But if this ever changing world
  665. In which we live in</i>
  666.  
  667. 155
  668. 00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:23,461
  669. <i>Makes you give in and cry</i>
  670.  
  671. 156
  672. 00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:28,131
  673. <i>Say live and let die</i>
  674.  
  675. 157
  676. 00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:33,237
  677. <i>Live and let die</i>
  678.  
  679. 158
  680. 00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:13,513
  681. <i>Hey, lady
  682. y ou, lady</i>
  683.  
  684. 159
  685. 00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,680
  686. <i>Cursing at your life</i>
  687.  
  688. 160
  689. 00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:20,017
  690. <i>y ou're a discontented mother</i>
  691.  
  692. 161
  693. 00:14:21,692 --> 00:14:24,354
  694. <i>And a regimented wife</i>
  695.  
  696. 162
  697. 00:14:50,054 --> 00:14:53,217
  698. What does a prince
  699. have to do to get a drink here?
  700.  
  701. 163
  702. 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:56,254
  703. Ah, Mabel!
  704.  
  705. 164
  706. 00:14:56,394 --> 00:15:00,797
  707. Why they call you an ugly stepsister,
  708. I'll never know.
  709.  
  710. 165
  711. 00:15:01,899 --> 00:15:04,993
  712. Where's Doris? Taking the night off?
  713.  
  714. 166
  715. 00:15:05,136 --> 00:15:08,902
  716. She's not welcome here,
  717. and neither are you.
  718.  
  719. 167
  720. 00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:12,600
  721. What do you want, Oharming?
  722.  
  723. 168
  724. 00:15:12,743 --> 00:15:16,804
  725. Not much. Just a chance at redemption.
  726.  
  727. 169
  728. 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:19,883
  729. And a Fuzzy Navel.
  730.  
  731. 170
  732. 00:15:20,017 --> 00:15:23,077
  733. And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends!
  734.  
  735. 171
  736. 00:15:27,525 --> 00:15:29,152
  737. We're not your friends.
  738.  
  739. 172
  740. 00:15:31,362 --> 00:15:33,489
  741. You don't belong here.
  742.  
  743. 173
  744. 00:15:33,631 --> 00:15:37,795
  745. You're absolutely right,
  746. but, I mean, do any of us?
  747.  
  748. 174
  749. 00:15:37,935 --> 00:15:39,562
  750. Do a number on his face.
  751.  
  752. 175
  753. 00:15:39,704 --> 00:15:44,300
  754. Wait, wait, wait!
  755. We are more alike than you think.
  756.  
  757. 176
  758. 00:15:44,442 --> 00:15:48,344
  759. Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs
  760. saved Snow White, and what happened?
  761.  
  762. 177
  763. 00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:49,571
  764. Oh, what's it to you?
  765.  
  766. 178
  767. 00:15:49,714 --> 00:15:51,978
  768. They left you the unfairest of them all.
  769.  
  770. 179
  771. 00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:56,644
  772. Now here you are,
  773. hustling pool to get your next meal.
  774.  
  775. 180
  776. 00:15:56,787 --> 00:15:58,618
  777. How does that feel?
  778.  
  779. 181
  780. 00:16:04,095 --> 00:16:05,687
  781. Pretty unfair.
  782.  
  783. 182
  784. 00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:07,229
  785. And you!
  786.  
  787. 183
  788. 00:16:07,365 --> 00:16:11,995
  789. Your star puppet abandons the show
  790. to go and find his father.
  791.  
  792. 184
  793. 00:16:13,504 --> 00:16:15,597
  794. I hate that little wooden puppet.
  795.  
  796. 185
  797. 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,708
  798. And Hook.
  799.  
  800. 186
  801. 00:16:17,842 --> 00:16:19,434
  802. Need I say more?
  803.  
  804. 187
  805. 00:16:23,147 --> 00:16:25,911
  806. - And you, Frumpypigskin!
  807. - Rumpelstiltskin.
  808.  
  809. 188
  810. 00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:28,678
  811. Where's that firstborn
  812. you were promised?
  813.  
  814. 189
  815. 00:16:31,088 --> 00:16:34,990
  816. Mabel. Remember how you
  817. couldn't get your little fat foot...
  818.  
  819. 190
  820. 00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:37,026
  821. ...into that tiny glass slipper?
  822.  
  823. 191
  824. 00:16:39,697 --> 00:16:43,224
  825. Oinderella is
  826. in Far Far Away right now...
  827.  
  828. 192
  829. 00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:48,395
  830. ...eating bonbons, cavorting with
  831. every last fairy tale creature...
  832.  
  833. 193
  834. 00:16:48,539 --> 00:16:51,007
  835. ...that has ever done you wrong!
  836.  
  837. 194
  838. 00:16:51,142 --> 00:16:56,079
  839. Once upon a time, someone decided
  840. that we were the losers.
  841.  
  842. 195
  843. 00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:59,080
  844. But there are
  845. two sides to every story...
  846.  
  847. 196
  848. 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,775
  849. ...and our side has not been told!
  850.  
  851. 197
  852. 00:17:01,919 --> 00:17:06,788
  853. So who will join me? Who wants
  854. to come out on top for once?
  855.  
  856. 198
  857. 00:17:06,924 --> 00:17:08,585
  858. Who wants their...
  859.  
  860. 199
  861. 00:17:08,726 --> 00:17:11,889
  862. ..." happily ever after" ?
  863.  
  864. 200
  865. 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,741
  866. This way, gents.
  867.  
  868. 201
  869. 00:17:42,093 --> 00:17:47,121
  870. <i>It's out of my hands, senorita. The
  871. winds of fate have blown on my destiny.</i>
  872.  
  873. 202
  874. 00:17:47,264 --> 00:17:51,064
  875. But I will never forget you.
  876. You are the love of my life.
  877.  
  878. 203
  879. 00:17:51,202 --> 00:17:53,636
  880. As are you.
  881.  
  882. 204
  883. 00:17:53,771 --> 00:17:56,137
  884. And, uh, you.
  885.  
  886. 205
  887. 00:17:56,273 --> 00:17:59,436
  888. I don't know you, but I'd like to.
  889.  
  890. 206
  891. 00:18:00,611 --> 00:18:01,942
  892. I got to go!
  893.  
  894. 207
  895. 00:18:03,347 --> 00:18:05,042
  896. I don't wanna leave you either.
  897.  
  898. 208
  899. 00:18:05,182 --> 00:18:08,015
  900. But you know how Shrek is.
  901. The dude's lost without me.
  902.  
  903. 209
  904. 00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:12,286
  905. But don't worry. I'll send you
  906. airmail kisses every day!
  907.  
  908. 210
  909. 00:18:13,624 --> 00:18:14,989
  910. Be strong, babies.
  911.  
  912. 211
  913. 00:18:15,126 --> 00:18:17,560
  914. Ooco, Peanut, listen to your mama.
  915.  
  916. 212
  917. 00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:21,688
  918. Bananas, no roasting marshmallows
  919. on your sister's head.
  920.  
  921. 213
  922. 00:18:23,701 --> 00:18:25,328
  923. That's my special boy!
  924.  
  925. 214
  926. 00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:28,563
  927. Oome here, all of you!
  928. Give your daddy a big hug!
  929.  
  930. 215
  931. 00:18:35,146 --> 00:18:36,477
  932. Shrek?
  933.  
  934. 216
  935. 00:18:37,481 --> 00:18:41,781
  936. Maybe you should just stay and be King.
  937.  
  938. 217
  939. 00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:45,446
  940. Oome on. There's no way
  941. I could run a kingdom.
  942.  
  943. 218
  944. 00:18:45,589 --> 00:18:48,581
  945. That's why your cousin Arthur
  946. is a perfect choice.
  947.  
  948. 219
  949. 00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:51,251
  950. It's not that. You see...
  951.  
  952. 220
  953. 00:18:51,395 --> 00:18:55,855
  954. And if he gives me trouble,
  955. I always have persuasion and reason.
  956.  
  957. 221
  958. 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,333
  959. Here's persuasion... and here's reason.
  960.  
  961. 222
  962. 00:19:01,739 --> 00:19:03,138
  963. Fiona...
  964.  
  965. 223
  966. 00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:06,539
  967. ...soon it's just going to be you, me...
  968.  
  969. 224
  970. 00:19:06,677 --> 00:19:08,338
  971. ...and our swamp.
  972.  
  973. 225
  974. 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:12,672
  975. It's not going to be just you and me.
  976.  
  977. 226
  978. 00:19:13,951 --> 00:19:15,851
  979. All aboard!
  980.  
  981. 227
  982. 00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:19,854
  983. It will be. I promise.
  984.  
  985. 228
  986. 00:19:21,025 --> 00:19:22,515
  987. I love you.
  988.  
  989. 229
  990. 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,794
  991. That's lovely.
  992.  
  993. 230
  994. 00:19:30,935 --> 00:19:32,527
  995. Bye-bye, babies!
  996.  
  997. 231
  998. 00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:41,304
  999. Shrek!
  1000.  
  1001. 232
  1002. 00:19:42,546 --> 00:19:44,741
  1003. - Wait!
  1004. - What is it?
  1005.  
  1006. 233
  1007. 00:19:44,882 --> 00:19:46,372
  1008. I'm ... I'm ...
  1009.  
  1010. 234
  1011. 00:19:50,387 --> 00:19:52,252
  1012. I love you, too, honey!
  1013.  
  1014. 235
  1015. 00:19:52,389 --> 00:19:55,222
  1016. No! I said I'm ...
  1017.  
  1018. 236
  1019. 00:19:58,229 --> 00:19:59,662
  1020. You're what?
  1021.  
  1022. 237
  1023. 00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:02,231
  1024. I said I'm pregnant!
  1025.  
  1026. 238
  1027. 00:20:06,403 --> 00:20:07,870
  1028. What was that?
  1029.  
  1030. 239
  1031. 00:20:08,005 --> 00:20:11,065
  1032. You're going to be a father!
  1033.  
  1034. 240
  1035. 00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:14,707
  1036. That's great!
  1037.  
  1038. 241
  1039. 00:20:14,845 --> 00:20:18,110
  1040. Really? I'm glad you think so!
  1041.  
  1042. 242
  1043. 00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:19,648
  1044. I love you!
  1045.  
  1046. 243
  1047. 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,774
  1048. Yeah!
  1049.  
  1050. 244
  1051. 00:20:21,919 --> 00:20:24,251
  1052. Me, too! You!
  1053.  
  1054. 245
  1055. 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:31,617
  1056. I'm going to be an uncle!
  1057. I'm going to be an uncle!
  1058.  
  1059. 246
  1060. 00:20:31,762 --> 00:20:34,822
  1061. And you, my friend, are royally...
  1062.  
  1063. 247
  1064. 00:21:13,537 --> 00:21:14,526
  1065. Home.
  1066.  
  1067. 248
  1068. 00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:28,148
  1069. Shrek!
  1070.  
  1071. 249
  1072. 00:21:30,487 --> 00:21:31,818
  1073. Fiona!
  1074.  
  1075. 250
  1076. 00:21:35,826 --> 00:21:37,157
  1077. Fiona?
  1078.  
  1079. 251
  1080. 00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:57,779
  1081. Oh, no.
  1082.  
  1083. 252
  1084. 00:22:00,951 --> 00:22:03,852
  1085. Better out than in, I always say.
  1086.  
  1087. 253
  1088. 00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:14,861
  1089. No, no, no!
  1090.  
  1091. 254
  1092. 00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:19,594
  1093. It's okay. It's gonna be all right.
  1094.  
  1095. 255
  1096. 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:27,036
  1097. Stop! Hey, wait!
  1098.  
  1099. 256
  1100. 00:23:16,427 --> 00:23:17,951
  1101. Donkey. Donkey!
  1102.  
  1103. 257
  1104. 00:23:18,095 --> 00:23:19,323
  1105. Wake up!
  1106.  
  1107. 258
  1108. 00:23:21,765 --> 00:23:23,096
  1109. Dada!
  1110.  
  1111. 259
  1112. 00:23:25,536 --> 00:23:27,527
  1113. Shrek! Are you okay?
  1114.  
  1115. 260
  1116. 00:23:29,273 --> 00:23:34,802
  1117. I can't believe I'm going to be
  1118. a father. How did this happen?
  1119.  
  1120. 261
  1121. 00:23:34,945 --> 00:23:39,143
  1122. Allow me to explain. When a man
  1123. has feelings for a woman...
  1124.  
  1125. 262
  1126. 00:23:39,283 --> 00:23:41,808
  1127. ...a powerful urge sweeps over him.
  1128.  
  1129. 263
  1130. 00:23:41,952 --> 00:23:44,443
  1131. I know how it happened.
  1132.  
  1133. 264
  1134. 00:23:45,289 --> 00:23:47,348
  1135. I just can't believe it.
  1136.  
  1137. 265
  1138. 00:23:50,127 --> 00:23:51,958
  1139. How does it happen?
  1140.  
  1141. 266
  1142. 00:23:58,969 --> 00:24:04,236
  1143. <i>And the cat's in the cradle
  1144. and the silver spoon</i>
  1145.  
  1146. 267
  1147. 00:24:04,374 --> 00:24:07,002
  1148. <i>Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon</i>
  1149.  
  1150. 268
  1151. 00:24:07,144 --> 00:24:09,738
  1152. <i>When you coming home, son?
  1153. I don't know when</i>
  1154.  
  1155. 269
  1156. 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,178
  1157. <i>But we'll get together then, Dad.</i>
  1158.  
  1159. 270
  1160. 00:24:12,316 --> 00:24:14,307
  1161. Donkey! Oan you just cut to the part
  1162.  
  1163. 271
  1164. 00:24:14,451 --> 00:24:16,976
  1165. where you're supposed
  1166. to make me feel better?
  1167.  
  1168. 272
  1169. 00:24:17,721 --> 00:24:20,246
  1170. You know I love Fiona, boss. Right?
  1171.  
  1172. 273
  1173. 00:24:20,390 --> 00:24:24,451
  1174. What I am talking about
  1175. is you, me, my cousin's boat...
  1176.  
  1177. 274
  1178. 00:24:24,595 --> 00:24:30,192
  1179. ...an ice cold pitcher of mojitos
  1180. and two weeks of nothing but fishing.
  1181.  
  1182. 275
  1183. 00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:32,199
  1184. Don't listen to him!
  1185.  
  1186. 276
  1187. 00:24:32,336 --> 00:24:35,032
  1188. Having a baby
  1189. isn't going to ruin your life.
  1190.  
  1191. 277
  1192. 00:24:35,172 --> 00:24:39,700
  1193. It's not my life I'm worried
  1194. about ruining, it's the kid's .
  1195.  
  1196. 278
  1197. 00:24:39,843 --> 00:24:44,143
  1198. When have you ever heard the phrase
  1199. "as sweet as an ogre" ...
  1200.  
  1201. 279
  1202. 00:24:44,281 --> 00:24:46,715
  1203. ...or " as nurturing as an ogre" ...
  1204.  
  1205. 280
  1206. 00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:51,219
  1207. ...or "You'll love
  1208. my dad. He's a real ogre."
  1209.  
  1210. 281
  1211. 00:24:51,355 --> 00:24:53,118
  1212. Okay. I get it.
  1213.  
  1214. 282
  1215. 00:24:53,257 --> 00:24:56,715
  1216. It's not going to be easy.
  1217. But you got us to help you.
  1218.  
  1219. 283
  1220. 00:24:56,860 --> 00:24:58,555
  1221. That's true.
  1222.  
  1223. 284
  1224. 00:24:58,695 --> 00:25:00,162
  1225. I'm doomed.
  1226.  
  1227. 285
  1228. 00:25:00,297 --> 00:25:01,958
  1229. You'll be fine.
  1230.  
  1231. 286
  1232. 00:25:02,866 --> 00:25:04,766
  1233. You're finished.
  1234.  
  1235. 287
  1236. 00:25:07,037 --> 00:25:09,699
  1237. Uh, with yourjourney.
  1238.  
  1239. 288
  1240. 00:25:17,881 --> 00:25:22,318
  1241. "Wor-ces-ters-shiree" ?
  1242. Now that sounds fancy!
  1243.  
  1244. 289
  1245. 00:25:22,452 --> 00:25:23,783
  1246. It's Worcestershire.
  1247.  
  1248. 290
  1249. 00:25:23,921 --> 00:25:25,752
  1250. Like the sauce?
  1251.  
  1252. 291
  1253. 00:25:25,889 --> 00:25:27,220
  1254. It's spicy!
  1255.  
  1256. 292
  1257. 00:25:31,061 --> 00:25:32,892
  1258. They must be expecting us.
  1259.  
  1260. 293
  1261. 00:25:38,802 --> 00:25:41,600
  1262. What in the shista-shire
  1263. kind of place is this?
  1264.  
  1265. 294
  1266. 00:25:41,738 --> 00:25:46,937
  1267. Well, my stomach aches and my palms
  1268. just got sweaty. Must be a high school.
  1269.  
  1270. 295
  1271. 00:25:47,077 --> 00:25:48,237
  1272. High school?
  1273.  
  1274. 296
  1275. 00:25:48,378 --> 00:25:49,936
  1276. Ready? Okay!
  1277.  
  1278. 297
  1279. 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,514
  1280. Wherefore art thou headed, to the top?
  1281.  
  1282. 298
  1283. 00:25:52,649 --> 00:25:56,608
  1284. Yeah, we think so, we think so! And
  1285. dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped?
  1286.  
  1287. 299
  1288. 00:25:56,753 --> 00:25:59,221
  1289. Nay, we thinkst not, we thinkst not!
  1290.  
  1291. 300
  1292. 00:26:04,494 --> 00:26:08,487
  1293. All right, Mr. Percival,
  1294. ease up on the reins.
  1295.  
  1296. 301
  1297. 00:26:11,835 --> 00:26:15,532
  1298. For lo, bro, don't burn
  1299. all my frankincense and myrrh.
  1300.  
  1301. 302
  1302. 00:26:15,672 --> 00:26:19,164
  1303. I'm feeling nauseous from memories
  1304. of wedgies and swirlies!
  1305.  
  1306. 303
  1307. 00:26:19,309 --> 00:26:23,973
  1308. How did you receive wedgies when you are
  1309. clearly not the wearer of underpants?
  1310.  
  1311. 304
  1312. 00:26:24,114 --> 00:26:27,015
  1313. Let's just say some things
  1314. are better left unsaid.
  1315.  
  1316. 305
  1317. 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:31,211
  1318. So I was all like, " I'd rather get
  1319. the black plague than go out with you."
  1320.  
  1321. 306
  1322. 00:26:31,355 --> 00:26:33,687
  1323. - Oh, totally.
  1324. - Pardon me.
  1325.  
  1326. 307
  1327. 00:26:33,824 --> 00:26:36,622
  1328. - Totally ew-eth.
  1329. - Yeah, totally.
  1330.  
  1331. 308
  1332. 00:26:38,228 --> 00:26:40,822
  1333. I just altered my character level
  1334. to +3 superb-ability.
  1335.  
  1336. 309
  1337. 00:26:40,964 --> 00:26:43,524
  1338. Hi. We're looking for someone named...
  1339.  
  1340. 310
  1341. 00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:48,195
  1342. Who rolled a +9 dork spell and
  1343. summoned the beast and his quadruped?
  1344.  
  1345. 311
  1346. 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:54,534
  1347. I know you're busy not fitting in, but
  1348. can you tell me where I can find Arthur?
  1349.  
  1350. 312
  1351. 00:26:54,678 --> 00:26:55,975
  1352. He's over there.
  1353.  
  1354. 313
  1355. 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:20,569
  1356. There is no sweeter taste
  1357. on thy tongue than victory!
  1358.  
  1359. 314
  1360. 00:27:23,006 --> 00:27:25,873
  1361. Strong, handsome, face of a leader.
  1362.  
  1363. 315
  1364. 00:27:26,009 --> 00:27:29,342
  1365. Does Arthur look like a king or what?
  1366.  
  1367. 316
  1368. 00:27:30,514 --> 00:27:31,845
  1369. Sorry.
  1370.  
  1371. 317
  1372. 00:27:32,582 --> 00:27:35,210
  1373. Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
  1374.  
  1375. 318
  1376. 00:27:35,352 --> 00:27:37,786
  1377. That information is
  1378. on a need-to-know basis.
  1379.  
  1380. 319
  1381. 00:27:37,921 --> 00:27:39,616
  1382. It's top secret!
  1383.  
  1384. 320
  1385. 00:27:39,756 --> 00:27:43,351
  1386. Now, gentlemen, let's away.
  1387. To the showers!
  1388.  
  1389. 321
  1390. 00:27:45,862 --> 00:27:47,489
  1391. Greetings, Your Majesty.
  1392.  
  1393. 322
  1394. 00:27:47,631 --> 00:27:49,189
  1395. This is your lucky day.
  1396.  
  1397. 323
  1398. 00:27:50,033 --> 00:27:52,126
  1399. What are you supposed to be?
  1400.  
  1401. 324
  1402. 00:27:52,269 --> 00:27:55,534
  1403. Some kind of giant mutant leprechaun
  1404. or something?
  1405.  
  1406. 325
  1407. 00:27:56,540 --> 00:28:00,032
  1408. Giant mutant... You made a funny.
  1409.  
  1410. 326
  1411. 00:28:00,544 --> 00:28:02,478
  1412. Unhand me, monster!
  1413.  
  1414. 327
  1415. 00:28:02,612 --> 00:28:04,580
  1416. Stop squirming, Arthur.
  1417.  
  1418. 328
  1419. 00:28:04,715 --> 00:28:07,047
  1420. I'm not Arthur.
  1421.  
  1422. 329
  1423. 00:28:09,052 --> 00:28:11,577
  1424. I am Lancelot.
  1425.  
  1426. 330
  1427. 00:28:11,722 --> 00:28:14,384
  1428. That dork over there is Arthur.
  1429.  
  1430. 331
  1431. 00:28:20,464 --> 00:28:22,659
  1432. This is, like, totally embarrassing...
  1433.  
  1434. 332
  1435. 00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:25,393
  1436. ...but Tiffany thinkest
  1437. thou vex her so soothly.
  1438.  
  1439. 333
  1440. 00:28:25,535 --> 00:28:28,936
  1441. She thought perchance thou would
  1442. ask her to the Homecoming Dance.
  1443.  
  1444. 334
  1445. 00:28:29,072 --> 00:28:30,164
  1446. Excuse me?
  1447.  
  1448. 335
  1449. 00:28:30,307 --> 00:28:34,243
  1450. Like, whatever. She's into college guys
  1451. and mythical creatures.
  1452.  
  1453. 336
  1454. 00:28:37,681 --> 00:28:39,774
  1455. Oh, Arthur...
  1456.  
  1457. 337
  1458. 00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:43,613
  1459. ...come out, come out, wherever you are!
  1460.  
  1461. 338
  1462. 00:28:45,655 --> 00:28:48,283
  1463. You better run,
  1464. you little punk no-goodniks!
  1465.  
  1466. 339
  1467. 00:28:48,425 --> 00:28:51,826
  1468. The days of Donkey Dumpy Drawers
  1469. are over!
  1470.  
  1471. 340
  1472. 00:28:57,934 --> 00:28:59,265
  1473. Hold it.
  1474.  
  1475. 341
  1476. 00:28:59,936 --> 00:29:01,995
  1477. We're here for the mascot contest.
  1478.  
  1479. 342
  1480. 00:29:06,676 --> 00:29:09,873
  1481. We're here for the mascot contest, too.
  1482.  
  1483. 343
  1484. 00:29:10,013 --> 00:29:12,538
  1485. This is a costume?
  1486.  
  1487. 344
  1488. 00:29:12,682 --> 00:29:14,673
  1489. Worked on it all night long.
  1490.  
  1491. 345
  1492. 00:29:16,019 --> 00:29:17,816
  1493. Looks pretty real to me.
  1494.  
  1495. 346
  1496. 00:29:17,954 --> 00:29:20,354
  1497. If he were real, could I do this?
  1498.  
  1499. 347
  1500. 00:29:22,025 --> 00:29:23,686
  1501. Or this?
  1502.  
  1503. 348
  1504. 00:29:24,961 --> 00:29:29,830
  1505. If it were real, that would have been
  1506. agonizingly painful.
  1507.  
  1508. 349
  1509. 00:29:29,966 --> 00:29:33,163
  1510. - Now watch this!
  1511. - That's quite enough, boys.
  1512.  
  1513. 350
  1514. 00:29:33,303 --> 00:29:37,103
  1515. Thank you to Professor Primbottom
  1516. and his lecture...
  1517.  
  1518. 351
  1519. 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,639
  1520. ...on "just say nay" .
  1521.  
  1522. 352
  1523. 00:29:39,576 --> 00:29:43,842
  1524. And now, without further ado, let's give
  1525. a warm Worcestershire hoozah...
  1526.  
  1527. 353
  1528. 00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:47,472
  1529. ...to the winner
  1530. of our mascot contest, the...
  1531.  
  1532. 354
  1533. 00:29:48,652 --> 00:29:49,641
  1534. ...ogre?
  1535.  
  1536. 355
  1537. 00:29:51,721 --> 00:29:54,019
  1538. That's right. I'm the new mascot.
  1539.  
  1540. 356
  1541. 00:29:54,157 --> 00:29:57,786
  1542. So let's really try and beat
  1543. the other guys at...
  1544.  
  1545. 357
  1546. 00:29:57,928 --> 00:30:01,056
  1547. ...whatever it is they're doing!
  1548.  
  1549. 358
  1550. 00:30:04,601 --> 00:30:07,593
  1551. This is all a bit unorthodox...
  1552.  
  1553. 359
  1554. 00:30:07,737 --> 00:30:11,400
  1555. Where can I find Arthur Pendragon?
  1556.  
  1557. 360
  1558. 00:30:13,677 --> 00:30:15,167
  1559. Hey, wait...
  1560.  
  1561. 361
  1562. 00:30:19,282 --> 00:30:20,909
  1563. Olassic.
  1564.  
  1565. 362
  1566. 00:30:21,051 --> 00:30:22,746
  1567. You should be ashamed of yourself!
  1568.  
  1569. 363
  1570. 00:30:22,886 --> 00:30:25,286
  1571. I didn't do it. They did.
  1572.  
  1573. 364
  1574. 00:30:30,093 --> 00:30:31,822
  1575. Please don't eat me.
  1576.  
  1577. 365
  1578. 00:30:31,962 --> 00:30:34,294
  1579. Eat him! Eat him! Eat him!
  1580.  
  1581. 366
  1582. 00:30:35,298 --> 00:30:37,960
  1583. I'm not here to eat him!
  1584.  
  1585. 367
  1586. 00:30:39,436 --> 00:30:42,064
  1587. Time to pack up
  1588. your toothbrush and jammies.
  1589.  
  1590. 368
  1591. 00:30:42,205 --> 00:30:44,435
  1592. You're the new King of Far Far Away.
  1593.  
  1594. 369
  1595. 00:30:44,574 --> 00:30:46,235
  1596. What?
  1597.  
  1598. 370
  1599. 00:30:47,777 --> 00:30:51,975
  1600. Artie a king?
  1601. More like the Mayor of Loserville!
  1602.  
  1603. 371
  1604. 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,709
  1605. Burn.
  1606.  
  1607. 372
  1608. 00:31:01,324 --> 00:31:02,450
  1609. Is this for real?
  1610.  
  1611. 373
  1612. 00:31:02,592 --> 00:31:06,995
  1613. Absolutely. Olean out your locker, kid.
  1614. You have a kingdom to run.
  1615.  
  1616. 374
  1617. 00:31:07,130 --> 00:31:09,792
  1618. So, wait...l'm really the only heir?
  1619.  
  1620. 375
  1621. 00:31:11,134 --> 00:31:12,465
  1622. The one and only.
  1623.  
  1624. 376
  1625. 00:31:13,803 --> 00:31:15,464
  1626. Give me a second.
  1627.  
  1628. 377
  1629. 00:31:17,807 --> 00:31:19,468
  1630. My good people...
  1631.  
  1632. 378
  1633. 00:31:19,609 --> 00:31:22,339
  1634. ...there's a lesson here for all of us.
  1635.  
  1636. 379
  1637. 00:31:22,479 --> 00:31:26,779
  1638. Next time you're about to dunk a kid's
  1639. head in a chamber pot, stop and think,
  1640.  
  1641. 380
  1642. 00:31:26,917 --> 00:31:29,408
  1643. " Hey, maybe this guy has feelings.
  1644.  
  1645. 381
  1646. 00:31:30,153 --> 00:31:32,519
  1647. Maybe I should cut him some slack.
  1648.  
  1649. 382
  1650. 00:31:32,656 --> 00:31:36,023
  1651. Cause maybe... just maybe...
  1652.  
  1653. 383
  1654. 00:31:36,159 --> 00:31:39,856
  1655. ...this guy's gonna turn out to be,
  1656. I don't know, a king?
  1657.  
  1658. 384
  1659. 00:31:39,996 --> 00:31:45,024
  1660. Maybe his first royal decree will be to
  1661. banish everyone who ever picked on him."
  1662.  
  1663. 385
  1664. 00:31:45,168 --> 00:31:48,035
  1665. I'm looking at you, jousting team!
  1666.  
  1667. 386
  1668. 00:31:48,371 --> 00:31:51,568
  1669. And Guin? Oh, Guin.
  1670.  
  1671. 387
  1672. 00:31:52,442 --> 00:31:53,773
  1673. I've always loved you.
  1674.  
  1675. 388
  1676. 00:31:55,645 --> 00:31:58,205
  1677. Good friends, it breaks my heart, but...
  1678.  
  1679. 389
  1680. 00:31:58,348 --> 00:32:01,840
  1681. ...enjoy your stay here in prison
  1682. while I rule the free world!
  1683.  
  1684. 390
  1685. 00:32:01,985 --> 00:32:03,577
  1686. Okay, let's not overdo it.
  1687.  
  1688. 391
  1689. 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,053
  1690. I'm building my city, people...
  1691. on rock 'n ' roll!
  1692.  
  1693. 392
  1694. 00:32:07,190 --> 00:32:09,055
  1695. You just overdid it.
  1696.  
  1697. 393
  1698. 00:32:18,201 --> 00:32:19,828
  1699. Look at you!
  1700.  
  1701. 394
  1702. 00:32:19,970 --> 00:32:21,494
  1703. You look darling.
  1704.  
  1705. 395
  1706. 00:32:21,638 --> 00:32:23,833
  1707. Just precious. Look at her.
  1708.  
  1709. 396
  1710. 00:32:23,974 --> 00:32:26,340
  1711. Any cravings since you got pregnant?
  1712.  
  1713. 397
  1714. 00:32:26,476 --> 00:32:29,104
  1715. No. Not at all.
  1716.  
  1717. 398
  1718. 00:32:29,946 --> 00:32:31,675
  1719. Do you smell ham?
  1720.  
  1721. 399
  1722. 00:32:31,815 --> 00:32:34,943
  1723. It's present time!
  1724.  
  1725. 400
  1726. 00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:40,881
  1727. Fiona, please open mine first.
  1728. It's the one in front.
  1729.  
  1730. 401
  1731. 00:32:41,024 --> 00:32:45,654
  1732. " Oongratulations on your new
  1733. mess mak..." Oh, mess maker!
  1734.  
  1735. 402
  1736. 00:32:45,795 --> 00:32:48,787
  1737. " Hopefully this helps.
  1738. Love, Oinderella."
  1739.  
  1740. 403
  1741. 00:32:50,133 --> 00:32:51,794
  1742. - Look at that!
  1743. - What is it?
  1744.  
  1745. 404
  1746. 00:32:53,370 --> 00:32:55,838
  1747. It's for the poopies.
  1748.  
  1749. 405
  1750. 00:32:55,972 --> 00:32:57,530
  1751. Wait... babies poop?
  1752.  
  1753. 406
  1754. 00:32:57,674 --> 00:32:59,005
  1755. Everyone poops, Beauty.
  1756.  
  1757. 407
  1758. 00:32:59,142 --> 00:33:00,609
  1759. Fiona!
  1760.  
  1761. 408
  1762. 00:33:00,744 --> 00:33:03,577
  1763. We all chipped in
  1764. for a little present, too.
  1765.  
  1766. 409
  1767. 00:33:04,481 --> 00:33:06,039
  1768. Ta-da!
  1769.  
  1770. 410
  1771. 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:10,083
  1772. You know the baby will love it,
  1773. because I do!
  1774.  
  1775. 411
  1776. 00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:13,189
  1777. Guys, that's so sweet. Thank you.
  1778.  
  1779. 412
  1780. 00:33:13,323 --> 00:33:14,722
  1781. Who's this one from?
  1782.  
  1783. 413
  1784. 00:33:14,858 --> 00:33:17,793
  1785. I got you the biggest one,
  1786. because I love you most.
  1787.  
  1788. 414
  1789. 00:33:17,927 --> 00:33:20,987
  1790. " Have one on me. Love, Snow White."
  1791.  
  1792. 415
  1793. 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:25,460
  1794. What is it?
  1795.  
  1796. 416
  1797. 00:33:25,602 --> 00:33:27,126
  1798. He's a live-in babysitter.
  1799.  
  1800. 417
  1801. 00:33:27,270 --> 00:33:28,362
  1802. Where's the baby?
  1803.  
  1804. 418
  1805. 00:33:28,505 --> 00:33:32,566
  1806. You're too kind, Snow,
  1807. but I can't accept this.
  1808.  
  1809. 419
  1810. 00:33:32,709 --> 00:33:35,075
  1811. It's nothing. I have six more at home.
  1812.  
  1813. 420
  1814. 00:33:35,211 --> 00:33:36,974
  1815. - What does he do?
  1816. - Oleaning.
  1817.  
  1818. 421
  1819. 00:33:37,113 --> 00:33:38,705
  1820. - Feeding.
  1821. - Burping.
  1822.  
  1823. 422
  1824. 00:33:38,848 --> 00:33:41,316
  1825. So, what are
  1826. Shrek and I supposed to do?
  1827.  
  1828. 423
  1829. 00:33:41,451 --> 00:33:43,578
  1830. Work on your marriage.
  1831.  
  1832. 424
  1833. 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:47,588
  1834. Thanks, Rapunzel.
  1835. What's that supposed to mean?
  1836.  
  1837. 425
  1838. 00:33:47,724 --> 00:33:51,751
  1839. Oome on now, Fiona.
  1840. You know what happens.
  1841.  
  1842. 426
  1843. 00:33:52,696 --> 00:33:54,721
  1844. You're tired all the time.
  1845.  
  1846. 427
  1847. 00:33:54,864 --> 00:33:56,593
  1848. You start letting yourself go.
  1849.  
  1850. 428
  1851. 00:33:56,733 --> 00:33:57,893
  1852. Stretch marks.
  1853.  
  1854. 429
  1855. 00:33:58,034 --> 00:33:59,365
  1856. Say goodbye to romance.
  1857.  
  1858. 430
  1859. 00:34:01,705 --> 00:34:05,141
  1860. I'm sorry, but how many
  1861. of you have kids?
  1862.  
  1863. 431
  1864. 00:34:05,275 --> 00:34:06,833
  1865. She's right!
  1866.  
  1867. 432
  1868. 00:34:06,976 --> 00:34:11,413
  1869. A baby will only strengthen the love
  1870. Shrek and Fiona have.
  1871.  
  1872. 433
  1873. 00:34:11,548 --> 00:34:14,381
  1874. How did Shrek react when you told him?
  1875.  
  1876. 434
  1877. 00:34:15,552 --> 00:34:18,715
  1878. When he first found out, Shrek said...
  1879.  
  1880. 435
  1881. 00:34:31,568 --> 00:34:35,902
  1882. Onward, my new friends!
  1883. To our happily ever afters!
  1884.  
  1885. 436
  1886. 00:34:41,578 --> 00:34:43,739
  1887. Now... bombs away!
  1888.  
  1889. 437
  1890. 00:35:00,263 --> 00:35:03,130
  1891. Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan.
  1892.  
  1893. 438
  1894. 00:35:03,266 --> 00:35:05,734
  1895. - His name's not Peter.
  1896. - Shut it, Wendy.
  1897.  
  1898. 439
  1899. 00:35:24,287 --> 00:35:27,950
  1900. Enough pillaging! To the castle!
  1901.  
  1902. 440
  1903. 00:35:46,309 --> 00:35:47,776
  1904. You go! Take care of the baby!
  1905.  
  1906. 441
  1907. 00:35:47,911 --> 00:35:51,074
  1908. Everybody stay calm! We're going to die!
  1909.  
  1910. 442
  1911. 00:35:55,485 --> 00:35:57,612
  1912. Everyone in! Now!
  1913.  
  1914. 443
  1915. 00:35:57,754 --> 00:35:59,881
  1916. Oome on! Put some back into it!
  1917.  
  1918. 444
  1919. 00:36:03,226 --> 00:36:04,716
  1920. We don't have time. Now go!
  1921.  
  1922. 445
  1923. 00:36:04,861 --> 00:36:06,658
  1924. Quickly, ladies!
  1925.  
  1926. 446
  1927. 00:36:08,932 --> 00:36:10,490
  1928. We'll hold them off as long as we can!
  1929.  
  1930. 447
  1931. 00:36:26,182 --> 00:36:28,582
  1932. Where are Shrek and Fiona?
  1933.  
  1934. 448
  1935. 00:36:28,718 --> 00:36:30,879
  1936. The name doesn't ring a bell.
  1937.  
  1938. 449
  1939. 00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:32,715
  1940. No bell.
  1941.  
  1942. 450
  1943. 00:36:32,856 --> 00:36:36,223
  1944. I suggest you freaks cooperate...
  1945.  
  1946. 451
  1947. 00:36:36,359 --> 00:36:38,953
  1948. ...with the new King of Far Far Away!
  1949.  
  1950. 452
  1951. 00:36:39,095 --> 00:36:42,792
  1952. The only thing you're ever gonna
  1953. be king of is King of the Stupids!
  1954.  
  1955. 453
  1956. 00:36:42,932 --> 00:36:45,230
  1957. - Hook!
  1958. - Right!
  1959.  
  1960. 454
  1961. 00:36:45,368 --> 00:36:47,598
  1962. Avast, ye cookie.
  1963.  
  1964. 455
  1965. 00:36:50,206 --> 00:36:51,867
  1966. Start talking.
  1967.  
  1968. 456
  1969. 00:36:56,246 --> 00:36:57,736
  1970. - Gingy!
  1971. - Papa!
  1972.  
  1973. 457
  1974. 00:36:57,881 --> 00:36:59,246
  1975. Settle down now.
  1976.  
  1977. 458
  1978. 00:37:13,229 --> 00:37:16,528
  1979. <i>On the good ship Lollipop</i>
  1980.  
  1981. 459
  1982. 00:37:16,666 --> 00:37:20,102
  1983. <i>It's a sweet trip to the candy shop</i>
  1984.  
  1985. 460
  1986. 00:37:20,236 --> 00:37:21,225
  1987. You!
  1988.  
  1989. 461
  1990. 00:37:22,071 --> 00:37:24,266
  1991. You can't lie.
  1992.  
  1993. 462
  1994. 00:37:24,407 --> 00:37:28,070
  1995. So tell me, puppet... where is Shrek?
  1996.  
  1997. 463
  1998. 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,311
  1999. Well... I don't know where he's not.
  2000.  
  2001. 464
  2002. 00:37:34,450 --> 00:37:36,645
  2003. You don't know where Shrek is?
  2004.  
  2005. 465
  2006. 00:37:36,786 --> 00:37:39,380
  2007. It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume...
  2008.  
  2009. 466
  2010. 00:37:39,522 --> 00:37:43,788
  2011. ...that I couldn't exactly not say that
  2012. is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
  2013.  
  2014. 467
  2015. 00:37:43,927 --> 00:37:45,292
  2016. So you do know where he is!
  2017.  
  2018. 468
  2019. 00:37:45,428 --> 00:37:47,953
  2020. On the contrary,
  2021. I'm possibly more or less
  2022.  
  2023. 469
  2024. 00:37:48,097 --> 00:37:50,327
  2025. not definitely rejecting the idea
  2026.  
  2027. 470
  2028. 00:37:50,466 --> 00:37:54,129
  2029. that in no way,
  2030. with any amount of uncertainty...
  2031.  
  2032. 471
  2033. 00:37:54,270 --> 00:37:55,259
  2034. Stop it!
  2035.  
  2036. 472
  2037. 00:37:55,405 --> 00:37:57,532
  2038. ...I do not know where he shouldn't be.
  2039.  
  2040. 473
  2041. 00:37:57,674 --> 00:38:00,142
  2042. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't .
  2043.  
  2044. 474
  2045. 00:38:00,276 --> 00:38:03,871
  2046. Even if he wasn't not where
  2047. I knew he was, it could mean...
  2048.  
  2049. 475
  2050. 00:38:04,013 --> 00:38:06,243
  2051. <i>On the good ship Lollipop</i>
  2052.  
  2053. 476
  2054. 00:38:06,382 --> 00:38:10,785
  2055. Enough! Shrek went off
  2056. to bring back the next heir!
  2057.  
  2058. 477
  2059. 00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:15,587
  2060. He's bringing back the next heir?
  2061.  
  2062. 478
  2063. 00:38:15,725 --> 00:38:17,215
  2064. No!
  2065.  
  2066. 479
  2067. 00:38:18,461 --> 00:38:21,658
  2068. Hook! Get rid of this new " King" .
  2069.  
  2070. 480
  2071. 00:38:21,798 --> 00:38:23,663
  2072. But bring Shrek to me.
  2073.  
  2074. 481
  2075. 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,997
  2076. I have something special
  2077. in mind for him.
  2078.  
  2079. 482
  2080. 00:38:27,136 --> 00:38:29,297
  2081. He'll never fall for your tricks!
  2082.  
  2083. 483
  2084. 00:38:30,974 --> 00:38:32,635
  2085. Oh, boy.
  2086.  
  2087. 484
  2088. 00:38:42,485 --> 00:38:45,511
  2089. I can't believe it. Me, a king?
  2090.  
  2091. 485
  2092. 00:38:45,655 --> 00:38:48,681
  2093. I knew I came from royalty, but...
  2094.  
  2095. 486
  2096. 00:38:48,825 --> 00:38:50,918
  2097. ...I figured everyone forgot about me.
  2098.  
  2099. 487
  2100. 00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:54,791
  2101. Oh, no. In fact the King
  2102. asked for you personally.
  2103.  
  2104. 488
  2105. 00:38:54,931 --> 00:38:57,491
  2106. Really? Wow.
  2107.  
  2108. 489
  2109. 00:38:58,835 --> 00:39:01,065
  2110. But I know it's not all fun and games.
  2111.  
  2112. 490
  2113. 00:39:01,204 --> 00:39:04,196
  2114. It really is
  2115. all fun and games, actually.
  2116.  
  2117. 491
  2118. 00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:07,935
  2119. Sure, you have to knight a few heroes,
  2120. launch a ship or two.
  2121.  
  2122. 492
  2123. 00:39:08,077 --> 00:39:12,411
  2124. By the way, make sure you hit the boat
  2125. just right with the bottle.
  2126.  
  2127. 493
  2128. 00:39:12,548 --> 00:39:15,346
  2129. Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle.
  2130.  
  2131. 494
  2132. 00:39:16,185 --> 00:39:19,120
  2133. Well, I've heard
  2134. it's harder than it looks.
  2135.  
  2136. 495
  2137. 00:39:19,255 --> 00:39:21,223
  2138. This is going to be huge.
  2139.  
  2140. 496
  2141. 00:39:21,357 --> 00:39:26,226
  2142. Parties, princesses,
  2143. castles. Princesses.
  2144.  
  2145. 497
  2146. 00:39:26,362 --> 00:39:29,229
  2147. You'll be living in the lap of luxury.
  2148.  
  2149. 498
  2150. 00:39:29,365 --> 00:39:31,833
  2151. The finest chefs
  2152. will wait for your order.
  2153.  
  2154. 499
  2155. 00:39:31,968 --> 00:39:34,937
  2156. And fortunately,
  2157. you'll have the royal food tasters.
  2158.  
  2159. 500
  2160. 00:39:35,071 --> 00:39:36,766
  2161. What do they do?
  2162.  
  2163. 501
  2164. 00:39:36,906 --> 00:39:41,502
  2165. Taste the food before the King eats,
  2166. to make sure it's not poisoned.
  2167.  
  2168. 502
  2169. 00:39:41,644 --> 00:39:44,238
  2170. - Poisoned?
  2171. - Or too salty.
  2172.  
  2173. 503
  2174. 00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:47,907
  2175. Don't worry. Your bodyguards
  2176. will keep you safe.
  2177.  
  2178. 504
  2179. 00:39:48,051 --> 00:39:50,315
  2180. All of them willing
  2181. at a moment's notice
  2182.  
  2183. 505
  2184. 00:39:50,453 --> 00:39:53,286
  2185. to lay down their lives
  2186. out of devotion to you.
  2187.  
  2188. 506
  2189. 00:39:53,423 --> 00:39:54,856
  2190. Really?
  2191.  
  2192. 507
  2193. 00:39:54,991 --> 00:39:58,017
  2194. The whole kingdom will look
  2195. to you for wisdom and guidance.
  2196.  
  2197. 508
  2198. 00:39:58,394 --> 00:40:00,328
  2199. Make sure they don't die of famine!
  2200.  
  2201. 509
  2202. 00:40:00,463 --> 00:40:02,192
  2203. - Or plague.
  2204. - Plague is bad.
  2205.  
  2206. 510
  2207. 00:40:02,331 --> 00:40:05,232
  2208. The coughing, the groaning,
  2209. the festering sores.
  2210.  
  2211. 511
  2212. 00:40:06,803 --> 00:40:11,240
  2213. Festering sores!
  2214. You are one funny kitty cat.
  2215.  
  2216. 512
  2217. 00:40:11,908 --> 00:40:13,307
  2218. What did I say?
  2219.  
  2220. 513
  2221. 00:40:13,443 --> 00:40:15,809
  2222. We don't want Artie
  2223. getting the wrong idea.
  2224.  
  2225. 514
  2226. 00:40:16,579 --> 00:40:17,739
  2227. Artie?
  2228.  
  2229. 515
  2230. 00:40:22,018 --> 00:40:23,781
  2231. There goes my hip!
  2232.  
  2233. 516
  2234. 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,081
  2235. Artie! What are you doing?
  2236.  
  2237. 517
  2238. 00:40:28,024 --> 00:40:30,151
  2239. What does it look like?!
  2240.  
  2241. 518
  2242. 00:40:32,829 --> 00:40:35,297
  2243. This really isn't up to you.
  2244.  
  2245. 519
  2246. 00:40:35,431 --> 00:40:38,298
  2247. I don't know anything about being king!
  2248.  
  2249. 520
  2250. 00:40:38,434 --> 00:40:40,368
  2251. You'll learn on the job!
  2252.  
  2253. 521
  2254. 00:40:42,271 --> 00:40:44,796
  2255. Sorry, but I'm going back.
  2256.  
  2257. 522
  2258. 00:40:44,941 --> 00:40:47,375
  2259. Back to what? Being a loser?
  2260.  
  2261. 523
  2262. 00:40:50,947 --> 00:40:52,505
  2263. Now look what you did!
  2264.  
  2265. 524
  2266. 00:40:53,282 --> 00:40:57,116
  2267. Look what I did?
  2268. Who's holding the wheel, chief?
  2269.  
  2270. 525
  2271. 00:40:58,121 --> 00:40:59,611
  2272. Shrek!
  2273.  
  2274. 526
  2275. 00:41:11,968 --> 00:41:13,959
  2276. Land ho!
  2277.  
  2278. 527
  2279. 00:41:26,482 --> 00:41:28,313
  2280. How humiliating.
  2281.  
  2282. 528
  2283. 00:41:29,318 --> 00:41:32,253
  2284. Oh, nice going, Your Highness.
  2285.  
  2286. 529
  2287. 00:41:32,388 --> 00:41:36,085
  2288. Now it's "Your Highness" ?
  2289. What happened to " loser" ?
  2290.  
  2291. 530
  2292. 00:41:36,225 --> 00:41:39,126
  2293. If you think this is getting you
  2294. out of anything, it isn't .
  2295.  
  2296. 531
  2297. 00:41:39,262 --> 00:41:43,028
  2298. We're heading back to Far Far Away
  2299. one way or another...
  2300.  
  2301. 532
  2302. 00:41:43,166 --> 00:41:45,600
  2303. ...and you're going to be a father!
  2304.  
  2305. 533
  2306. 00:41:45,735 --> 00:41:47,168
  2307. What?
  2308.  
  2309. 534
  2310. 00:41:48,004 --> 00:41:49,562
  2311. You just said "father" .
  2312.  
  2313. 535
  2314. 00:41:49,705 --> 00:41:52,435
  2315. King! You're going to be king!
  2316.  
  2317. 536
  2318. 00:41:52,575 --> 00:41:55,567
  2319. "You're going to be king!" Yeah, right.
  2320.  
  2321. 537
  2322. 00:41:56,779 --> 00:41:58,212
  2323. Where are you going?
  2324.  
  2325. 538
  2326. 00:41:58,347 --> 00:42:00,815
  2327. Far Far Away... from you!
  2328.  
  2329. 539
  2330. 00:42:00,950 --> 00:42:02,918
  2331. Get back here, young man!
  2332.  
  2333. 540
  2334. 00:42:04,887 --> 00:42:07,378
  2335. Boss? I don't think he's coming back.
  2336.  
  2337. 541
  2338. 00:42:07,523 --> 00:42:10,720
  2339. Maybe it's for the best.
  2340. He's not exactly king material.
  2341.  
  2342. 542
  2343. 00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:14,091
  2344. When did you plan to tell him
  2345. you were supposed to be king?
  2346.  
  2347. 543
  2348. 00:42:14,230 --> 00:42:17,063
  2349. Oome on. Why would I do that?
  2350.  
  2351. 544
  2352. 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,260
  2353. Besides, he'll be ten times
  2354. better at it than me.
  2355.  
  2356. 545
  2357. 00:42:20,403 --> 00:42:24,362
  2358. Then change your tactics
  2359. if you want to get anywhere with him.
  2360.  
  2361. 546
  2362. 00:42:26,709 --> 00:42:28,540
  2363. You're right, Donkey.
  2364.  
  2365. 547
  2366. 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,404
  2367. What about this?
  2368.  
  2369. 548
  2370. 00:42:32,548 --> 00:42:36,382
  2371. - Shrek!
  2372. - Oome on. It's just a joke.
  2373.  
  2374. 549
  2375. 00:42:37,954 --> 00:42:39,285
  2376. Still...
  2377.  
  2378. 550
  2379. 00:42:56,072 --> 00:42:57,733
  2380. Listen, Artie.
  2381.  
  2382. 551
  2383. 00:42:58,307 --> 00:43:03,438
  2384. If you think this whole mad scene
  2385. ain't dope, I feel you, dude.
  2386.  
  2387. 552
  2388. 00:43:03,579 --> 00:43:07,709
  2389. I'm not trying to get up in your grill
  2390. or raise your roof.
  2391.  
  2392. 553
  2393. 00:43:07,850 --> 00:43:09,977
  2394. But what I am screamin' is, yo...
  2395.  
  2396. 554
  2397. 00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:13,316
  2398. ...check out this
  2399. kazing thazing, bazaby!
  2400.  
  2401. 555
  2402. 00:43:13,456 --> 00:43:15,549
  2403. If it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying
  2404.  
  2405. 556
  2406. 00:43:15,691 --> 00:43:18,626
  2407. ain't straight trippin',
  2408. say, " Oh, no, you didn't !
  2409.  
  2410. 557
  2411. 00:43:18,761 --> 00:43:21,195
  2412. You're getting on my last nerve."
  2413.  
  2414. 558
  2415. 00:43:21,330 --> 00:43:24,322
  2416. And then I'll know it's ...
  2417. I'll know it's wack!
  2418.  
  2419. 559
  2420. 00:43:25,935 --> 00:43:27,129
  2421. Help!
  2422.  
  2423. 560
  2424. 00:43:27,270 --> 00:43:30,671
  2425. I've been kidnapped by a monster
  2426. who's trying to relate to me!
  2427.  
  2428. 561
  2429. 00:43:30,806 --> 00:43:34,435
  2430. - Artie, wait.
  2431. - Oome on! Help! Hello?
  2432.  
  2433. 562
  2434. 00:43:35,945 --> 00:43:39,642
  2435. Greetings, cosmic children
  2436. of the universe.
  2437.  
  2438. 563
  2439. 00:43:39,782 --> 00:43:41,716
  2440. Welcome to my serenity circle.
  2441.  
  2442. 564
  2443. 00:43:41,851 --> 00:43:45,981
  2444. Please leave any bad vibes
  2445. outside the healing vortex.
  2446.  
  2447. 565
  2448. 00:43:46,122 --> 00:43:47,953
  2449. Now prepare to...
  2450.  
  2451. 566
  2452. 00:43:53,629 --> 00:43:56,462
  2453. I knew I should have got that warranty!
  2454.  
  2455. 567
  2456. 00:43:59,368 --> 00:44:00,835
  2457. Mr. Merlin?
  2458.  
  2459. 568
  2460. 00:44:00,970 --> 00:44:02,437
  2461. You know this guy?
  2462.  
  2463. 569
  2464. 00:44:02,571 --> 00:44:06,837
  2465. Yeah. He was the school magic teacher,
  2466. until he had his nervous breakdown.
  2467.  
  2468. 570
  2469. 00:44:06,976 --> 00:44:10,343
  2470. Technically, I was merely a victim
  2471. of a level 3 fatigue.
  2472.  
  2473. 571
  2474. 00:44:10,479 --> 00:44:12,572
  2475. At the request of my therapist,
  2476.  
  2477. 572
  2478. 00:44:12,715 --> 00:44:16,344
  2479. and the school authorities, I retired
  2480. to the tranquility of nature
  2481.  
  2482. 573
  2483. 00:44:16,485 --> 00:44:18,646
  2484. to discover my divine purpose.
  2485.  
  2486. 574
  2487. 00:44:20,156 --> 00:44:23,557
  2488. Oan I interest anyone
  2489. in a snack or beverage?
  2490.  
  2491. 575
  2492. 00:44:23,693 --> 00:44:24,785
  2493. Uh, no.
  2494.  
  2495. 576
  2496. 00:44:24,927 --> 00:44:28,260
  2497. Sure you don't want to try
  2498. my Rock Au Gratin?
  2499.  
  2500. 577
  2501. 00:44:31,167 --> 00:44:32,634
  2502. It's organic.
  2503.  
  2504. 578
  2505. 00:44:32,768 --> 00:44:35,202
  2506. Thanks. I ate a boulder on the way in.
  2507.  
  2508. 579
  2509. 00:44:35,338 --> 00:44:38,273
  2510. We need directions to Far Far Away.
  2511.  
  2512. 580
  2513. 00:44:38,407 --> 00:44:40,932
  2514. "We" ? Who said I was going with you?
  2515.  
  2516. 581
  2517. 00:44:41,077 --> 00:44:45,446
  2518. I did. People are counting on you,
  2519. so don't try to weasel out of it.
  2520.  
  2521. 582
  2522. 00:44:45,581 --> 00:44:47,640
  2523. If the job's so great, you do it.
  2524.  
  2525. 583
  2526. 00:44:48,184 --> 00:44:52,450
  2527. Understand this, kid. No more
  2528. Mr. Nice Guy from here on out.
  2529.  
  2530. 584
  2531. 00:44:52,588 --> 00:44:54,886
  2532. That was your Mr. Nice Guy?
  2533.  
  2534. 585
  2535. 00:44:55,024 --> 00:44:56,958
  2536. Yeah, and I'm going to miss him.
  2537.  
  2538. 586
  2539. 00:44:57,093 --> 00:45:01,496
  2540. Why don't you go terrorize a village
  2541. and leave me alone!
  2542.  
  2543. 587
  2544. 00:45:01,630 --> 00:45:06,158
  2545. Was that a crack about ogres? You get
  2546. your royal highness to Far Far Away...
  2547.  
  2548. 588
  2549. 00:45:06,302 --> 00:45:10,329
  2550. ...before I kick it there!
  2551. Now, which way am I kicking?
  2552.  
  2553. 589
  2554. 00:45:10,473 --> 00:45:12,304
  2555. I could tell you, but since you're
  2556.  
  2557. 590
  2558. 00:45:12,441 --> 00:45:14,966
  2559. in the midst
  2560. of a self-destructive rage spiral,
  2561.  
  2562. 591
  2563. 00:45:15,111 --> 00:45:17,636
  2564. it would be karmically irresponsible.
  2565.  
  2566. 592
  2567. 00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:21,443
  2568. Self-destructive...?
  2569. Are you going to help us or not?
  2570.  
  2571. 593
  2572. 00:45:21,584 --> 00:45:24,178
  2573. Most definitely, but only after you
  2574.  
  2575. 594
  2576. 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,517
  2577. take the journey to your soul!
  2578.  
  2579. 595
  2580. 00:45:27,656 --> 00:45:29,021
  2581. I don't think so.
  2582.  
  2583. 596
  2584. 00:45:29,158 --> 00:45:32,992
  2585. It's either that
  2586. or primal scream therapy.
  2587.  
  2588. 597
  2589. 00:45:35,064 --> 00:45:37,726
  2590. All right. Journey to the soul.
  2591.  
  2592. 598
  2593. 00:45:38,567 --> 00:45:40,432
  2594. Now, all of you,
  2595.  
  2596. 599
  2597. 00:45:40,569 --> 00:45:43,094
  2598. look into the Fire of Truth
  2599.  
  2600. 600
  2601. 00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,231
  2602. and tell me what you see.
  2603.  
  2604. 601
  2605. 00:45:49,078 --> 00:45:50,943
  2606. Ooh, charades!
  2607.  
  2608. 602
  2609. 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:55,847
  2610. Okay, I see a Dutch fudge torte
  2611. with cinnamon swirls!
  2612.  
  2613. 603
  2614. 00:45:55,985 --> 00:45:58,579
  2615. Okay, monster... go for it.
  2616.  
  2617. 604
  2618. 00:46:07,263 --> 00:46:08,958
  2619. I see a rainbow pony.
  2620.  
  2621. 605
  2622. 00:46:09,098 --> 00:46:11,032
  2623. Excellent work! Now the boy.
  2624.  
  2625. 606
  2626. 00:46:11,167 --> 00:46:12,634
  2627. This is lame.
  2628.  
  2629. 607
  2630. 00:46:12,768 --> 00:46:15,032
  2631. You're lame! Now just go for it.
  2632.  
  2633. 608
  2634. 00:46:16,605 --> 00:46:17,936
  2635. Okay.
  2636.  
  2637. 609
  2638. 00:46:18,774 --> 00:46:23,211
  2639. There's a baby bird and a father bird
  2640. sitting in a nest.
  2641.  
  2642. 610
  2643. 00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:25,336
  2644. Yes! Stay with it!
  2645.  
  2646. 611
  2647. 00:46:26,182 --> 00:46:30,175
  2648. The dad just flew away. Why did
  2649. he leave the little bird all alone?
  2650.  
  2651. 612
  2652. 00:46:30,853 --> 00:46:34,289
  2653. It's trying to fly,
  2654. but it doesn't know how to.
  2655.  
  2656. 613
  2657. 00:46:35,191 --> 00:46:37,352
  2658. It's going to fall!
  2659.  
  2660. 614
  2661. 00:46:42,198 --> 00:46:46,191
  2662. Proper head case you are.
  2663. Really messed up.
  2664.  
  2665. 615
  2666. 00:46:49,538 --> 00:46:54,532
  2667. Okay, I get it. The bird's me.
  2668. My dad left. So what?
  2669.  
  2670. 616
  2671. 00:47:06,555 --> 00:47:09,217
  2672. Look, Artie, um...
  2673.  
  2674. 617
  2675. 00:47:13,562 --> 00:47:16,326
  2676. Just thought I'd help set the mood...
  2677.  
  2678. 618
  2679. 00:47:16,465 --> 00:47:19,798
  2680. ...for your big heart-to-heart chat.
  2681.  
  2682. 619
  2683. 00:47:28,244 --> 00:47:31,577
  2684. I know what it's like
  2685. to not feel ready for something.
  2686.  
  2687. 620
  2688. 00:47:33,916 --> 00:47:36,248
  2689. Even ogres get scared.
  2690.  
  2691. 621
  2692. 00:47:37,086 --> 00:47:39,919
  2693. You know... once in a while.
  2694.  
  2695. 622
  2696. 00:47:41,924 --> 00:47:45,690
  2697. I know you want me
  2698. to be king, but I can't .
  2699.  
  2700. 623
  2701. 00:47:45,828 --> 00:47:48,695
  2702. I'm not cut out for it,
  2703. and I never will be.
  2704.  
  2705. 624
  2706. 00:47:49,598 --> 00:47:52,089
  2707. Even my own dad knew
  2708. I wasn't worth the trouble.
  2709.  
  2710. 625
  2711. 00:47:52,234 --> 00:47:55,431
  2712. He dumped me at that school
  2713. first chance he got...
  2714.  
  2715. 626
  2716. 00:47:56,105 --> 00:47:58,437
  2717. ...and I never heard from him again.
  2718.  
  2719. 627
  2720. 00:48:00,109 --> 00:48:03,943
  2721. My dad wasn't really
  2722. the fatherly type, either.
  2723.  
  2724. 628
  2725. 00:48:04,446 --> 00:48:06,607
  2726. I doubt he was worse than mine.
  2727.  
  2728. 629
  2729. 00:48:07,449 --> 00:48:08,746
  2730. Oh, yeah?
  2731.  
  2732. 630
  2733. 00:48:08,884 --> 00:48:12,945
  2734. My father was an ogre.
  2735. He tried to eat me.
  2736.  
  2737. 631
  2738. 00:48:13,789 --> 00:48:15,984
  2739. I guess I should have realized it.
  2740.  
  2741. 632
  2742. 00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:20,391
  2743. He bathed me in barbecue sauce and
  2744. put me to bed with an apple in my mouth.
  2745.  
  2746. 633
  2747. 00:48:22,298 --> 00:48:24,789
  2748. I guess that's pretty bad.
  2749.  
  2750. 634
  2751. 00:48:27,136 --> 00:48:29,331
  2752. It may be hard to believe,
  2753.  
  2754. 635
  2755. 00:48:29,471 --> 00:48:32,929
  2756. what, with my obvious charm
  2757. and good looks,
  2758.  
  2759. 636
  2760. 00:48:33,075 --> 00:48:36,010
  2761. but people used
  2762. to think I was a monster.
  2763.  
  2764. 637
  2765. 00:48:36,145 --> 00:48:39,808
  2766. And for a long time, I believed them.
  2767.  
  2768. 638
  2769. 00:48:41,817 --> 00:48:43,409
  2770. But after a while,
  2771.  
  2772. 639
  2773. 00:48:43,552 --> 00:48:47,079
  2774. you learn to ignore
  2775. the names people call you
  2776.  
  2777. 640
  2778. 00:48:47,223 --> 00:48:49,555
  2779. and just trust who you are.
  2780.  
  2781. 641
  2782. 00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:54,823
  2783. You know... you're okay, Shrek.
  2784.  
  2785. 642
  2786. 00:48:55,664 --> 00:48:59,225
  2787. You just need to do a little less
  2788. yelling and use a little more soap.
  2789.  
  2790. 643
  2791. 00:49:00,569 --> 00:49:02,196
  2792. Thanks, Artie.
  2793.  
  2794. 644
  2795. 00:49:02,338 --> 00:49:06,001
  2796. The soap's because
  2797. you stink... really bad.
  2798.  
  2799. 645
  2800. 00:49:07,176 --> 00:49:09,667
  2801. Yeah... I got that.
  2802.  
  2803. 646
  2804. 00:49:13,682 --> 00:49:16,549
  2805. This place is filthy!
  2806.  
  2807. 647
  2808. 00:49:16,852 --> 00:49:18,444
  2809. I feel like a hobo.
  2810.  
  2811. 648
  2812. 00:49:19,688 --> 00:49:22,452
  2813. I'm sorry, but this
  2814. isn't working for me.
  2815.  
  2816. 649
  2817. 00:49:22,591 --> 00:49:27,153
  2818. Everything's always about you.
  2819. It's not like your attitude is helping.
  2820.  
  2821. 650
  2822. 00:49:27,296 --> 00:49:30,993
  2823. Maybe itjust bothers you
  2824. I was voted fairest in the land.
  2825.  
  2826. 651
  2827. 00:49:31,133 --> 00:49:33,226
  2828. You mean in that rigged election?
  2829.  
  2830. 652
  2831. 00:49:33,369 --> 00:49:36,338
  2832. Give me a break. " Rapunzel, Rapunzel...
  2833.  
  2834. 653
  2835. 00:49:36,472 --> 00:49:39,600
  2836. ...let down thy golden extensions!"
  2837.  
  2838. 654
  2839. 00:49:39,742 --> 00:49:44,543
  2840. Ladies, let go of your petty complaints
  2841. and let's work together!
  2842.  
  2843. 655
  2844. 00:49:47,516 --> 00:49:50,508
  2845. So I guess the plan is
  2846. we just wander aimlessly
  2847.  
  2848. 656
  2849. 00:49:50,653 --> 00:49:52,746
  2850. in this stinkhole until we rot.
  2851.  
  2852. 657
  2853. 00:49:52,888 --> 00:49:56,415
  2854. No, we get inside and find out
  2855. what Oharming's up to.
  2856.  
  2857. 658
  2858. 00:49:56,558 --> 00:49:59,254
  2859. I know he's a jerk and everything,
  2860.  
  2861. 659
  2862. 00:49:59,395 --> 00:50:03,559
  2863. but that Oharming
  2864. makes me hotter than July.
  2865.  
  2866. 660
  2867. 00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:06,231
  2868. That's it!
  2869.  
  2870. 661
  2871. 00:50:34,263 --> 00:50:36,629
  2872. Oome on! This way!
  2873.  
  2874. 662
  2875. 00:50:36,765 --> 00:50:37,754
  2876. Rapunzel, wait!
  2877.  
  2878. 663
  2879. 00:50:47,276 --> 00:50:49,107
  2880. Oharming, let go of her.
  2881.  
  2882. 664
  2883. 00:50:49,244 --> 00:50:51,872
  2884. But why would I want to do that?
  2885.  
  2886. 665
  2887. 00:50:57,419 --> 00:50:58,408
  2888. What?
  2889.  
  2890. 666
  2891. 00:50:58,554 --> 00:51:03,651
  2892. Say hello, ladies,
  2893. to the new Queen of Far Far Away.
  2894.  
  2895. 667
  2896. 00:51:07,663 --> 00:51:09,460
  2897. Rapunzel, how could you?
  2898.  
  2899. 668
  2900. 00:51:09,598 --> 00:51:11,862
  2901. Jealous much?
  2902.  
  2903. 669
  2904. 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,434
  2905. Soon you'll be back
  2906. where you started,
  2907.  
  2908. 670
  2909. 00:51:14,570 --> 00:51:17,198
  2910. scrubbing floors
  2911. or locked away in towers.
  2912.  
  2913. 671
  2914. 00:51:17,339 --> 00:51:20,968
  2915. That is, if I let you last the week.
  2916.  
  2917. 672
  2918. 00:51:23,278 --> 00:51:25,872
  2919. Pookie, you promised not to hurt them.
  2920.  
  2921. 673
  2922. 00:51:26,014 --> 00:51:30,007
  2923. Not here, kitten whiskers.
  2924. Daddy will discuss it later.
  2925.  
  2926. 674
  2927. 00:51:30,753 --> 00:51:33,278
  2928. Now forgive us.
  2929. We have a show to put on.
  2930.  
  2931. 675
  2932. 00:51:33,422 --> 00:51:36,687
  2933. Shrek will be back soon,
  2934. and you'll be sorry.
  2935.  
  2936. 676
  2937. 00:51:36,825 --> 00:51:38,224
  2938. Sorry?!
  2939.  
  2940. 677
  2941. 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:42,626
  2942. Don't you realize once Shrek
  2943. sets foot in Far Far Away...
  2944.  
  2945. 678
  2946. 00:51:42,765 --> 00:51:44,528
  2947. ...he's doomed?
  2948.  
  2949. 679
  2950. 00:52:24,072 --> 00:52:25,699
  2951. Look out! They got a piano!
  2952.  
  2953. 680
  2954. 00:52:25,841 --> 00:52:29,208
  2955. Kill them all... except the fat one.
  2956.  
  2957. 681
  2958. 00:52:29,344 --> 00:52:33,713
  2959. King Oharming has something special
  2960. in mind for you, ogre.
  2961.  
  2962. 682
  2963. 00:52:33,849 --> 00:52:35,146
  2964. King Oharming?
  2965.  
  2966. 683
  2967. 00:52:35,284 --> 00:52:36,308
  2968. Attack!
  2969.  
  2970. 684
  2971. 00:52:42,591 --> 00:52:43,751
  2972. Artie, duck!
  2973.  
  2974. 685
  2975. 00:52:58,307 --> 00:52:59,569
  2976. Ready the plank!
  2977.  
  2978. 686
  2979. 00:53:15,290 --> 00:53:16,951
  2980. - Shrek!
  2981. - Help!
  2982.  
  2983. 687
  2984. 00:53:36,278 --> 00:53:37,575
  2985. Oowards!
  2986.  
  2987. 688
  2988. 00:53:37,713 --> 00:53:40,079
  2989. What has Oharming done with Fiona?
  2990.  
  2991. 689
  2992. 00:53:40,215 --> 00:53:42,809
  2993. She's going to get what's coming to her.
  2994.  
  2995. 690
  2996. 00:53:43,385 --> 00:53:48,288
  2997. And there ain't nothing
  2998. you can do to stop him!
  2999.  
  3000. 691
  3001. 00:53:48,423 --> 00:53:50,948
  3002. - We've got to save her.
  3003. - But she's so far far away!
  3004.  
  3005. 692
  3006. 00:53:51,894 --> 00:53:54,192
  3007. Get yourself back
  3008. to Worcestershire, kid.
  3009.  
  3010. 693
  3011. 00:53:54,329 --> 00:53:57,821
  3012. No, Shrek. Hold on. I've got an idea.
  3013.  
  3014. 694
  3015. 00:53:57,966 --> 00:54:00,230
  3016. I am a buzzing bee.
  3017.  
  3018. 695
  3019. 00:54:00,903 --> 00:54:04,100
  3020. Mr. Merlin?
  3021. They need a spell to get them...
  3022.  
  3023. 696
  3024. 00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:07,265
  3025. ...I mean us, back to Far Far Away.
  3026.  
  3027. 697
  3028. 00:54:07,409 --> 00:54:10,845
  3029. Forget it. I don't have that kind
  3030. of magic in me anymore.
  3031.  
  3032. 698
  3033. 00:54:10,979 --> 00:54:14,676
  3034. How about a hug?
  3035. That's the best kind of magic.
  3036.  
  3037. 699
  3038. 00:54:14,816 --> 00:54:17,182
  3039. Please. I know you can do it.
  3040.  
  3041. 700
  3042. 00:54:17,319 --> 00:54:19,116
  3043. I said forget it!
  3044.  
  3045. 701
  3046. 00:54:19,254 --> 00:54:20,585
  3047. But...
  3048.  
  3049. 702
  3050. 00:54:27,996 --> 00:54:29,588
  3051. What's with you?
  3052.  
  3053. 703
  3054. 00:54:30,933 --> 00:54:34,096
  3055. It's just so hard, you know?
  3056.  
  3057. 704
  3058. 00:54:34,770 --> 00:54:38,900
  3059. They need to get back,
  3060. cause their kingdom's in trouble.
  3061.  
  3062. 705
  3063. 00:54:39,041 --> 00:54:41,566
  3064. Cause there's a really bad man.
  3065.  
  3066. 706
  3067. 00:54:41,710 --> 00:54:43,473
  3068. It's just so hard!
  3069.  
  3070. 707
  3071. 00:54:43,612 --> 00:54:45,739
  3072. Take it easy.
  3073.  
  3074. 708
  3075. 00:54:45,881 --> 00:54:49,248
  3076. No! I don't think you understand!
  3077.  
  3078. 709
  3079. 00:54:49,384 --> 00:54:53,912
  3080. There's a mean person doing
  3081. mean things to good people.
  3082.  
  3083. 710
  3084. 00:54:54,056 --> 00:54:55,751
  3085. Have a heart, old man.
  3086.  
  3087. 711
  3088. 00:54:55,891 --> 00:55:00,055
  3089. They really need your help to get back.
  3090. Why won't you help them?!
  3091.  
  3092. 712
  3093. 00:55:03,899 --> 00:55:05,491
  3094. Okay.
  3095.  
  3096. 713
  3097. 00:55:05,634 --> 00:55:07,625
  3098. I'll go get my things.
  3099.  
  3100. 714
  3101. 00:55:10,405 --> 00:55:11,599
  3102. Piece of cake.
  3103.  
  3104. 715
  3105. 00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:15,267
  3106. Well, well. You want eggs with that ham?
  3107.  
  3108. 716
  3109. 00:55:15,410 --> 00:55:19,107
  3110. I am a little rusty, so there
  3111. could be some side effects.
  3112.  
  3113. 717
  3114. 00:55:19,247 --> 00:55:20,714
  3115. - Side effects?
  3116. - Don't worry.
  3117.  
  3118. 718
  3119. 00:55:20,849 --> 00:55:24,615
  3120. Whatever it is, no matter
  3121. how excruciatingly painful,
  3122.  
  3123. 719
  3124. 00:55:24,753 --> 00:55:27,916
  3125. it will wear off eventually. I think.
  3126.  
  3127. 720
  3128. 00:55:29,891 --> 00:55:32,121
  3129. - Oops.
  3130. - You sure about this?
  3131.  
  3132. 721
  3133. 00:55:32,260 --> 00:55:36,390
  3134. If Artie trusts him,
  3135. that's good enough for me.
  3136.  
  3137. 722
  3138. 00:55:36,531 --> 00:55:38,396
  3139. Even if his robe doesn't cover...
  3140.  
  3141. 723
  3142. 00:55:38,533 --> 00:55:41,058
  3143. Alacritious expeditious...
  3144.  
  3145. 724
  3146. 00:55:41,203 --> 00:55:43,899
  3147. ...a-zoomy-zoom-zoom!
  3148.  
  3149. 725
  3150. 00:55:44,039 --> 00:55:46,872
  3151. Let's help our friends get back...
  3152.  
  3153. 726
  3154. 00:55:49,611 --> 00:55:50,942
  3155. ...soon!
  3156.  
  3157. 727
  3158. 00:55:58,286 --> 00:55:59,878
  3159. It worked!
  3160.  
  3161. 728
  3162. 00:56:08,597 --> 00:56:11,623
  3163. I haven't been on a trip
  3164. like that since college!
  3165.  
  3166. 729
  3167. 00:56:12,067 --> 00:56:13,329
  3168. Donkey?
  3169.  
  3170. 730
  3171. 00:56:13,468 --> 00:56:16,301
  3172. What? Is something in my teeth?
  3173.  
  3174. 731
  3175. 00:56:18,740 --> 00:56:23,734
  3176. Oh, no! I've been abracadabra-ed into
  3177. a Fancy Feastin', second-rate sidekick!
  3178.  
  3179. 732
  3180. 00:56:26,081 --> 00:56:30,142
  3181. At least you don't look
  3182. like some kind of bloated piñata!
  3183.  
  3184. 733
  3185. 00:56:30,285 --> 00:56:32,344
  3186. You should think about going on a diet!
  3187.  
  3188. 734
  3189. 00:56:32,487 --> 00:56:37,083
  3190. You should get yourself a pair of pants.
  3191. I feel all exposed and nasty!
  3192.  
  3193. 735
  3194. 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,092
  3195. So you two think this is funny?
  3196.  
  3197. 736
  3198. 00:56:43,598 --> 00:56:45,395
  3199. I'm really sorry, guys.
  3200.  
  3201. 737
  3202. 00:56:45,534 --> 00:56:48,002
  3203. Don't be. You got us back, kid.
  3204.  
  3205. 738
  3206. 00:56:53,675 --> 00:56:55,802
  3207. How in the Hans Ohristian Andersen
  3208.  
  3209. 739
  3210. 00:56:55,944 --> 00:56:58,708
  3211. am I supposed to parade around
  3212. in these goofy boots?
  3213.  
  3214. 740
  3215. 00:56:58,847 --> 00:57:01,680
  3216. Hey, hey, hey!
  3217. Be very careful with those.
  3218.  
  3219. 741
  3220. 00:57:03,118 --> 00:57:06,451
  3221. They were made in Madrid
  3222. by the finest...
  3223.  
  3224. 742
  3225. 00:57:07,122 --> 00:57:09,113
  3226. You'll learn to control that.
  3227.  
  3228. 743
  3229. 00:57:12,027 --> 00:57:17,021
  3230. Seriously. Ow! You need some comfort
  3231. inserts or arch supports or something.
  3232.  
  3233. 744
  3234. 00:57:23,205 --> 00:57:28,074
  3235. Watch it. I'm walking here
  3236. and I'm gonna keep going until...
  3237.  
  3238. 745
  3239. 00:57:28,210 --> 00:57:29,302
  3240. Pinocchio!
  3241.  
  3242. 746
  3243. 00:57:30,045 --> 00:57:32,070
  3244. Shrek! Help me!
  3245.  
  3246. 747
  3247. 00:57:32,214 --> 00:57:35,411
  3248. - What happened?
  3249. - Oharming and the villains took over!
  3250.  
  3251. 748
  3252. 00:57:35,550 --> 00:57:39,316
  3253. Fiona and the Princesses got away.
  3254. Now she's ...
  3255.  
  3256. 749
  3257. 00:57:39,454 --> 00:57:40,978
  3258. She's what?! What?!
  3259.  
  3260. 750
  3261. 00:57:43,325 --> 00:57:45,156
  3262. Puss! Loan me five bucks.
  3263.  
  3264. 751
  3265. 00:57:45,293 --> 00:57:47,523
  3266. You heard him. Help the brother out.
  3267.  
  3268. 752
  3269. 00:57:47,662 --> 00:57:49,755
  3270. Do you see any pockets on me?
  3271.  
  3272. 753
  3273. 00:57:49,898 --> 00:57:51,729
  3274. Hold on a second.
  3275.  
  3276. 754
  3277. 00:57:54,236 --> 00:57:58,400
  3278. I had no idea, really. I... I swear.
  3279.  
  3280. 755
  3281. 00:57:59,574 --> 00:58:01,769
  3282. Quick! Where is Fiona?
  3283.  
  3284. 756
  3285. 00:58:01,910 --> 00:58:05,676
  3286. Oharming has her locked away
  3287. someplace. You have to find him!
  3288.  
  3289. 757
  3290. 00:58:05,814 --> 00:58:08,681
  3291. He's probably getting ready
  3292. for the show!
  3293.  
  3294. 758
  3295. 00:58:08,817 --> 00:58:11,149
  3296. Wait, Pinocchio! What show?
  3297.  
  3298. 759
  3299. 00:58:16,158 --> 00:58:18,558
  3300. " It's a Happily Ever After After All" .
  3301.  
  3302. 760
  3303. 00:58:18,693 --> 00:58:21,025
  3304. " Shrek's final performance" ?
  3305.  
  3306. 761
  3307. 00:58:21,163 --> 00:58:25,293
  3308. Shrek! You didn't tell us
  3309. you were in a play!
  3310.  
  3311. 762
  3312. 00:58:25,433 --> 00:58:28,891
  3313. I guess I've been so busy
  3314. I forgot to mention it.
  3315.  
  3316. 763
  3317. 00:58:29,037 --> 00:58:30,595
  3318. The ogre! Get him!
  3319.  
  3320. 764
  3321. 00:58:31,940 --> 00:58:34,272
  3322. <i>Don't worry, jefe. I got this.</i>
  3323.  
  3324. 765
  3325. 00:58:40,816 --> 00:58:42,443
  3326. Uck! Kill it!
  3327.  
  3328. 766
  3329. 00:58:43,451 --> 00:58:48,582
  3330. Look. Don't you know who
  3331. he thinks he is? How dare you!
  3332.  
  3333. 767
  3334. 00:58:48,723 --> 00:58:50,247
  3335. We're dealing with amateurs.
  3336.  
  3337. 768
  3338. 00:58:50,392 --> 00:58:55,329
  3339. He's a star, people! Hello?
  3340. I'm so sorry about this, Mr. Shrek.
  3341.  
  3342. 769
  3343. 00:58:55,463 --> 00:58:56,987
  3344. I'm going to lose it!
  3345.  
  3346. 770
  3347. 00:58:57,132 --> 00:59:00,932
  3348. Is everything ready? You did get
  3349. the list for the dressing room?
  3350.  
  3351. 771
  3352. 00:59:01,069 --> 00:59:04,163
  3353. Breakfast croissant stuffed
  3354. with seared sashimi tuna.
  3355.  
  3356. 772
  3357. 00:59:04,306 --> 00:59:07,605
  3358. And I hope you have the saffron corn
  3359. with jalapeno honey butter.
  3360.  
  3361. 773
  3362. 00:59:07,742 --> 00:59:10,734
  3363. Our client cannot get
  3364. into his proper emotional state
  3365.  
  3366. 774
  3367. 00:59:10,879 --> 00:59:12,676
  3368. withoutjalapeno honey butter!
  3369.  
  3370. 775
  3371. 00:59:12,814 --> 00:59:14,213
  3372. I just lost it.
  3373.  
  3374. 776
  3375. 00:59:14,983 --> 00:59:17,508
  3376. They should talk to Nancy
  3377. in Human Resources.
  3378.  
  3379. 777
  3380. 00:59:17,652 --> 00:59:21,144
  3381. Oh, we will have much to say
  3382. to Nancy, I promise!
  3383.  
  3384. 778
  3385. 00:59:22,824 --> 00:59:26,521
  3386. "With this sword, I do..." No. "With..."
  3387.  
  3388. 779
  3389. 00:59:26,661 --> 00:59:30,324
  3390. "With this sword, I do smote thee!"
  3391.  
  3392. 780
  3393. 00:59:31,233 --> 00:59:33,701
  3394. Is " smote" the right word? " Smoot" ?
  3395.  
  3396. 781
  3397. 00:59:33,835 --> 00:59:35,700
  3398. I don't think that's a word.
  3399.  
  3400. 782
  3401. 00:59:35,837 --> 00:59:40,171
  3402. Maybe I should just " smite" him.
  3403. Let's try this again. Now...
  3404.  
  3405. 783
  3406. 00:59:41,343 --> 00:59:44,506
  3407. Shrek attacks me.
  3408. I pretend to be afraid.
  3409.  
  3410. 784
  3411. 00:59:45,247 --> 00:59:49,650
  3412. " Now the kingdom will get the happily
  3413. ever after they deserve. Die, ogre!"
  3414.  
  3415. 785
  3416. 00:59:49,784 --> 00:59:53,447
  3417. Blah, blah, blah. Oh,
  3418. itjust doesn't feel real enough!
  3419.  
  3420. 786
  3421. 00:59:55,357 --> 00:59:57,382
  3422. Who told you to stop dancing?!
  3423.  
  3424. 787
  3425. 00:59:57,525 --> 00:59:58,992
  3426. Wink and turn.
  3427.  
  3428. 788
  3429. 00:59:59,127 --> 01:00:02,358
  3430. What are you laying around for?
  3431. Get up! Honestly!
  3432.  
  3433. 789
  3434. 01:00:11,039 --> 01:00:14,236
  3435. Our happily ever after
  3436. is nearly complete, Mummy.
  3437.  
  3438. 790
  3439. 01:00:14,376 --> 01:00:16,571
  3440. And I assure you...
  3441.  
  3442. 791
  3443. 01:00:16,711 --> 01:00:21,705
  3444. ...the people of this kingdom
  3445. will pay dearly for every second...
  3446.  
  3447. 792
  3448. 01:00:22,884 --> 01:00:24,545
  3449. ...we've had to wait.
  3450.  
  3451. 793
  3452. 01:00:26,154 --> 01:00:27,587
  3453. Break a leg.
  3454.  
  3455. 794
  3456. 01:00:27,722 --> 01:00:30,486
  3457. On second thought,
  3458. let me break it for you.
  3459.  
  3460. 795
  3461. 01:00:30,625 --> 01:00:34,925
  3462. Thank goodness. I was afraid
  3463. you wouldn't get back in time.
  3464.  
  3465. 796
  3466. 01:00:35,063 --> 01:00:36,690
  3467. Where's Fiona?
  3468.  
  3469. 797
  3470. 01:00:36,831 --> 01:00:41,063
  3471. Don't worry. She and the others
  3472. are safe... for now.
  3473.  
  3474. 798
  3475. 01:00:50,245 --> 01:00:53,578
  3476. Let me guess. Arthur.
  3477.  
  3478. 799
  3479. 01:00:54,249 --> 01:00:56,274
  3480. It's Artie, actually.
  3481.  
  3482. 800
  3483. 01:00:56,418 --> 01:01:01,412
  3484. This boy is supposed to be
  3485. the new King of Far Far Away?
  3486.  
  3487. 801
  3488. 01:01:03,325 --> 01:01:04,622
  3489. How pathetic.
  3490.  
  3491. 802
  3492. 01:01:04,759 --> 01:01:07,626
  3493. Stand still, so I won't make a mess.
  3494.  
  3495. 803
  3496. 01:01:07,762 --> 01:01:11,198
  3497. Oharming, stop! I'm here now.
  3498. You got what you wanted.
  3499.  
  3500. 804
  3501. 01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:12,994
  3502. This isn't about him.
  3503.  
  3504. 805
  3505. 01:01:13,768 --> 01:01:18,102
  3506. Then who's it about?
  3507. I'm supposed to be king, right?
  3508.  
  3509. 806
  3510. 01:01:19,441 --> 01:01:23,810
  3511. You weren't really next in line
  3512. for the throne.
  3513.  
  3514. 807
  3515. 01:01:23,945 --> 01:01:25,344
  3516. I was.
  3517.  
  3518. 808
  3519. 01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:28,813
  3520. But you said the King
  3521. asked for me personally.
  3522.  
  3523. 809
  3524. 01:01:28,950 --> 01:01:30,781
  3525. Not exactly.
  3526.  
  3527. 810
  3528. 01:01:30,919 --> 01:01:32,352
  3529. What does that mean?
  3530.  
  3531. 811
  3532. 01:01:32,487 --> 01:01:34,978
  3533. I said whatever I had to say, all right?
  3534.  
  3535. 812
  3536. 01:01:35,123 --> 01:01:38,820
  3537. I wasn't right for the job,
  3538. so I needed some fool to replace me.
  3539.  
  3540. 813
  3541. 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:42,623
  3542. And you fit the bill. So just go!
  3543.  
  3544. 814
  3545. 01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:47,759
  3546. You were playing me the whole time.
  3547.  
  3548. 815
  3549. 01:01:47,902 --> 01:01:49,665
  3550. You catch on real fast, kid.
  3551.  
  3552. 816
  3553. 01:01:49,804 --> 01:01:52,898
  3554. Maybe you're not
  3555. as big of a loser as I thought.
  3556.  
  3557. 817
  3558. 01:01:59,314 --> 01:02:01,680
  3559. You know, for a minute...
  3560.  
  3561. 818
  3562. 01:02:01,816 --> 01:02:03,716
  3563. - ...I actually thought...
  3564. - What?
  3565.  
  3566. 819
  3567. 01:02:03,852 --> 01:02:07,344
  3568. That he cared about you? He's an ogre.
  3569.  
  3570. 820
  3571. 01:02:07,489 --> 01:02:09,320
  3572. What did you expect?
  3573.  
  3574. 821
  3575. 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:23,327
  3576. You really do have a way
  3577. with children, Shrek.
  3578.  
  3579. 822
  3580. 01:02:35,683 --> 01:02:39,483
  3581. <i>Leave me out with the waste</i>
  3582.  
  3583. 823
  3584. 01:02:39,621 --> 01:02:42,556
  3585. <i>This is not what I do</i>
  3586.  
  3587. 824
  3588. 01:02:42,690 --> 01:02:46,387
  3589. <i>It's the wrong time</i>
  3590.  
  3591. 825
  3592. 01:02:46,528 --> 01:02:49,224
  3593. <i>She's pulling me through</i>
  3594.  
  3595. 826
  3596. 01:02:49,364 --> 01:02:53,061
  3597. <i>It's a small crime</i>
  3598.  
  3599. 827
  3600. 01:02:53,201 --> 01:02:55,829
  3601. <i>And I got no excuse</i>
  3602.  
  3603. 828
  3604. 01:02:55,970 --> 01:02:58,370
  3605. <i>And is that all right, yeah?</i>
  3606.  
  3607. 829
  3608. 01:02:59,841 --> 01:03:01,866
  3609. <i>Is that all right with you?</i>
  3610.  
  3611. 830
  3612. 01:03:02,710 --> 01:03:07,044
  3613. <i>Is that all right, yeah?</i>
  3614.  
  3615. 831
  3616. 01:03:07,549 --> 01:03:11,542
  3617. <i>If I give my gun away when it's loaded?</i>
  3618.  
  3619. 832
  3620. 01:03:13,721 --> 01:03:18,385
  3621. <i>If you don't shoot it
  3622. how am I supposed to hold it?</i>
  3623.  
  3624. 833
  3625. 01:03:21,563 --> 01:03:24,430
  3626. <i>Is that all right?
  3627. Is that all right?</i>
  3628.  
  3629. 834
  3630. 01:03:24,566 --> 01:03:28,002
  3631. <i>Is that all right with you?</i>
  3632.  
  3633. 835
  3634. 01:03:28,136 --> 01:03:29,001
  3635. <i>No.</i>
  3636.  
  3637. 836
  3638. 01:03:29,337 --> 01:03:31,168
  3639. Had we stayed put like I suggested,
  3640.  
  3641. 837
  3642. 01:03:31,306 --> 01:03:34,104
  3643. we'd be sipping tea
  3644. out of little heart-shaped cups.
  3645.  
  3646. 838
  3647. 01:03:34,242 --> 01:03:35,766
  3648. Yeah, heart-shaped cups.
  3649.  
  3650. 839
  3651. 01:03:35,910 --> 01:03:38,538
  3652. And eating crumpets
  3653. smothered with loganberries.
  3654.  
  3655. 840
  3656. 01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,272
  3657. Yeah, loganberries.
  3658.  
  3659. 841
  3660. 01:03:40,415 --> 01:03:42,280
  3661. - Shut up, Oindy.
  3662. - Yeah, shut up.
  3663.  
  3664. 842
  3665. 01:03:42,417 --> 01:03:45,284
  3666. - No, you shut up.
  3667. - Stay out of this.
  3668.  
  3669. 843
  3670. 01:03:45,420 --> 01:03:48,218
  3671. Who cares who's " running the kingdom" ?
  3672.  
  3673. 844
  3674. 01:03:48,356 --> 01:03:51,587
  3675. - I care.
  3676. - You should all care.
  3677.  
  3678. 845
  3679. 01:03:55,563 --> 01:03:58,464
  3680. I have your badge number, tin can!
  3681.  
  3682. 846
  3683. 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,465
  3684. - Donkey?
  3685. - Princess!
  3686.  
  3687. 847
  3688. 01:04:00,602 --> 01:04:01,591
  3689. Puss?
  3690.  
  3691. 848
  3692. 01:04:01,736 --> 01:04:05,797
  3693. I am Puss, stuck here
  3694. inside this hideous body.
  3695.  
  3696. 849
  3697. 01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:06,964
  3698. And I'm me!
  3699.  
  3700. 850
  3701. 01:04:07,108 --> 01:04:08,234
  3702. But you're...
  3703.  
  3704. 851
  3705. 01:04:08,376 --> 01:04:11,038
  3706. Everything's fruity in the loops,
  3707. but what happened is
  3708.  
  3709. 852
  3710. 01:04:11,179 --> 01:04:13,147
  3711. we went to high school,
  3712. the boat crashed
  3713.  
  3714. 853
  3715. 01:04:13,281 --> 01:04:15,841
  3716. and we got bippity-boppity-booped
  3717. by the magic man.
  3718.  
  3719. 854
  3720. 01:04:15,984 --> 01:04:18,179
  3721. You poor sweet things.
  3722.  
  3723. 855
  3724. 01:04:18,319 --> 01:04:19,718
  3725. I don't get it.
  3726.  
  3727. 856
  3728. 01:04:19,854 --> 01:04:23,585
  3729. The cat turned into a little horse
  3730. that smells like feet. What's to get?
  3731.  
  3732. 857
  3733. 01:04:23,725 --> 01:04:25,090
  3734. Who dat?
  3735.  
  3736. 858
  3737. 01:04:25,226 --> 01:04:26,250
  3738. Where's Shrek?
  3739.  
  3740. 859
  3741. 01:04:26,394 --> 01:04:30,387
  3742. Oharming has him. He plans to kill Shrek
  3743. tonight in front of the whole kingdom!
  3744.  
  3745. 860
  3746. 01:04:31,799 --> 01:04:35,963
  3747. All right, everyone.
  3748. We need to find a way out now.
  3749.  
  3750. 861
  3751. 01:04:36,104 --> 01:04:39,631
  3752. You're right.
  3753. Ladies, assume the position!
  3754.  
  3755. 862
  3756. 01:04:44,512 --> 01:04:45,706
  3757. What are you doing?
  3758.  
  3759. 863
  3760. 01:04:46,481 --> 01:04:47,846
  3761. Waiting to be rescued.
  3762.  
  3763. 864
  3764. 01:04:47,982 --> 01:04:49,950
  3765. You've got to be kidding me.
  3766.  
  3767. 865
  3768. 01:04:50,084 --> 01:04:52,848
  3769. What else can we do? We're just four...
  3770.  
  3771. 866
  3772. 01:04:52,987 --> 01:04:56,286
  3773. ...I mean three, super-hot princesses...
  3774.  
  3775. 867
  3776. 01:04:56,424 --> 01:05:00,485
  3777. ...two circus freaks, a pregnant ogre
  3778. and an old lady!
  3779.  
  3780. 868
  3781. 01:05:01,329 --> 01:05:05,663
  3782. Excuse me. Old lady coming through.
  3783.  
  3784. 869
  3785. 01:05:14,275 --> 01:05:16,072
  3786. Mom!
  3787.  
  3788. 870
  3789. 01:05:16,211 --> 01:05:20,477
  3790. You didn't think you got your fighting
  3791. skills from your father, did you?
  3792.  
  3793. 871
  3794. 01:05:20,615 --> 01:05:23,345
  3795. Excuse me. There's still one more.
  3796.  
  3797. 872
  3798. 01:05:33,528 --> 01:05:35,860
  3799. Why don't you just lie down?
  3800.  
  3801. 873
  3802. 01:05:38,533 --> 01:05:41,400
  3803. Okay, girls, from here on out...
  3804.  
  3805. 874
  3806. 01:05:41,536 --> 01:05:44,004
  3807. ...we take care of business ourselves.
  3808.  
  3809. 875
  3810. 01:06:01,055 --> 01:06:05,583
  3811. <i>The Far Far Away Theatre at the
  3812. Charming Pavilion is proud to present...</i>
  3813.  
  3814. 876
  3815. 01:06:05,727 --> 01:06:07,490
  3816. <i>..."It's A Happily Ever After
  3817. After AII."</i>
  3818.  
  3819. 877
  3820. 01:06:07,629 --> 01:06:10,928
  3821. Enjoy your evening
  3822. of theatrical reverie, citizen.
  3823.  
  3824. 878
  3825. 01:06:11,065 --> 01:06:14,398
  3826. Oi! No food or beverages in the theater!
  3827.  
  3828. 879
  3829. 01:06:28,249 --> 01:06:29,614
  3830. Places, everyone!
  3831.  
  3832. 880
  3833. 01:06:34,756 --> 01:06:35,882
  3834. Easy!
  3835.  
  3836. 881
  3837. 01:06:36,024 --> 01:06:39,926
  3838. Sorry. I was showing off
  3839. for the little one.
  3840.  
  3841. 882
  3842. 01:06:40,662 --> 01:06:44,257
  3843. It's Bring Your Kids to Work Day.
  3844. Oome here, beautiful.
  3845.  
  3846. 883
  3847. 01:06:47,435 --> 01:06:50,427
  3848. Well, she's got your eye.
  3849.  
  3850. 884
  3851. 01:06:51,673 --> 01:06:56,610
  3852. Who would have thought a monster like
  3853. me deserved something as special as you?
  3854.  
  3855. 885
  3856. 01:07:38,286 --> 01:07:41,312
  3857. <i>Little birdies, take wing</i>
  3858.  
  3859. 886
  3860. 01:07:42,156 --> 01:07:44,784
  3861. <i>Flitting down from the trees they appear</i>
  3862.  
  3863. 887
  3864. 01:07:44,926 --> 01:07:47,394
  3865. <i>And to chirp in my ear</i>
  3866.  
  3867. 888
  3868. 01:07:48,663 --> 01:07:51,655
  3869. <i>All because I sing</i>
  3870.  
  3871. 889
  3872. 01:08:21,295 --> 01:08:22,353
  3873. Move it! Go!
  3874.  
  3875. 890
  3876. 01:08:28,970 --> 01:08:30,699
  3877. My babies!
  3878.  
  3879. 891
  3880. 01:08:31,706 --> 01:08:32,695
  3881. Help!
  3882.  
  3883. 892
  3884. 01:09:18,252 --> 01:09:20,243
  3885. Hey, how's it goin'
  3886.  
  3887. 893
  3888. 01:09:30,932 --> 01:09:32,866
  3889. O to the K. The coast is clear.
  3890.  
  3891. 894
  3892. 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,628
  3893. Let's do this. Go, Team Dynamite!
  3894.  
  3895. 895
  3896. 01:09:35,770 --> 01:09:39,604
  3897. I thought we agreed to use the name
  3898. Team Super Oool.
  3899.  
  3900. 896
  3901. 01:09:39,740 --> 01:09:41,970
  3902. I recall it was Team Awesome.
  3903.  
  3904. 897
  3905. 01:09:42,109 --> 01:09:44,043
  3906. I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
  3907.  
  3908. 898
  3909. 01:09:44,178 --> 01:09:46,146
  3910. Okay! From henceforth,
  3911.  
  3912. 899
  3913. 01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:50,410
  3914. we will be Team Alpha Super Awesome
  3915. Oool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
  3916.  
  3917. 900
  3918. 01:09:50,551 --> 01:09:54,783
  3919. <i>Ach de liebe! There is some strange
  3920. little girl over there staring at us!</i>
  3921.  
  3922. 901
  3923. 01:09:55,723 --> 01:09:57,088
  3924. Artie!
  3925.  
  3926. 902
  3927. 01:09:57,225 --> 01:09:58,590
  3928. Wait, wait!
  3929.  
  3930. 903
  3931. 01:09:58,726 --> 01:10:00,921
  3932. <i>Where is the fire, señor?</i>
  3933.  
  3934. 904
  3935. 01:10:01,062 --> 01:10:03,087
  3936. Please. Don't act so innocent.
  3937.  
  3938. 905
  3939. 01:10:03,231 --> 01:10:06,997
  3940. You both knew what was going on
  3941. and kept it to yourselves.
  3942.  
  3943. 906
  3944. 01:10:07,134 --> 01:10:08,726
  3945. It's not like it seems.
  3946.  
  3947. 907
  3948. 01:10:08,870 --> 01:10:11,703
  3949. It's not? I think it seems pretty clear.
  3950.  
  3951. 908
  3952. 01:10:11,839 --> 01:10:14,364
  3953. He was using me. That's all.
  3954.  
  3955. 909
  3956. 01:10:14,509 --> 01:10:16,943
  3957. Using you? You really don't get it.
  3958.  
  3959. 910
  3960. 01:10:17,078 --> 01:10:20,070
  3961. Shrek only said
  3962. those things to protect you.
  3963.  
  3964. 911
  3965. 01:10:20,748 --> 01:10:25,412
  3966. Oharming was going to kill you, Artie!
  3967. Shrek saved your life.
  3968.  
  3969. 912
  3970. 01:10:35,997 --> 01:10:37,589
  3971. Oue the spot!
  3972.  
  3973. 913
  3974. 01:10:41,435 --> 01:10:43,960
  3975. <i>I wait alone up here</i>
  3976.  
  3977. 914
  3978. 01:10:44,105 --> 01:10:46,801
  3979. <i>I'm trapped another day</i>
  3980.  
  3981. 915
  3982. 01:10:46,941 --> 01:10:50,138
  3983. <i>Locked up here, please set me free</i>
  3984.  
  3985. 916
  3986. 01:10:50,278 --> 01:10:53,304
  3987. <i>My new life I almost see</i>
  3988.  
  3989. 917
  3990. 01:10:53,447 --> 01:10:56,143
  3991. <i>A castle, you and me</i>
  3992.  
  3993. 918
  3994. 01:10:56,284 --> 01:11:01,381
  3995. <i>Yes, a castle, you and me</i>
  3996.  
  3997. 919
  3998. 01:11:03,457 --> 01:11:04,515
  3999. Oherubs!
  4000.  
  4001. 920
  4002. 01:11:08,462 --> 01:11:12,262
  4003. <i>Tis I, Tis I
  4004. Upon my regal steed</i>
  4005.  
  4006. 921
  4007. 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,027
  4008. <i>Princess, my love</i>
  4009.  
  4010. 922
  4011. 01:11:14,168 --> 01:11:16,932
  4012. <i>At last you shall be freed
  4013. I'm strong</i>
  4014.  
  4015. 923
  4016. 01:11:17,071 --> 01:11:19,039
  4017. <i>And brave
  4018. And dashing my way there</i>
  4019.  
  4020. 924
  4021. 01:11:19,473 --> 01:11:25,139
  4022. <i>With speed! With might!
  4023. With soft and bouncy hair!</i>
  4024.  
  4025. 925
  4026. 01:11:26,113 --> 01:11:29,879
  4027. <i>- Through the blistering desert
  4028. - Hot!</i>
  4029.  
  4030. 926
  4031. 01:11:30,017 --> 01:11:33,043
  4032. <i>- Across the stormiest sea
  4033. - Wet!</i>
  4034.  
  4035. 927
  4036. 01:11:33,187 --> 01:11:35,178
  4037. <i>Facing creatures so vile</i>
  4038.  
  4039. 928
  4040. 01:11:35,323 --> 01:11:36,449
  4041. <i>Foul!</i>
  4042.  
  4043. 929
  4044. 01:11:36,591 --> 01:11:40,721
  4045. <i>So you can gaze upon me!</i>
  4046.  
  4047. 930
  4048. 01:11:42,029 --> 01:11:44,361
  4049. <i>I knew you'd come for me</i>
  4050.  
  4051. 931
  4052. 01:11:44,498 --> 01:11:48,332
  4053. <i>And now we finally meet</i>
  4054.  
  4055. 932
  4056. 01:11:48,469 --> 01:11:49,936
  4057. <i>I knew you'd wait</i>
  4058.  
  4059. 933
  4060. 01:11:50,071 --> 01:11:54,599
  4061. <i>And from my plate of love you'd eat</i>
  4062.  
  4063. 934
  4064. 01:12:14,528 --> 01:12:17,861
  4065. <i>Who is this terribly ugly fiend
  4066. Who so rudely intervened?</i>
  4067.  
  4068. 935
  4069. 01:12:17,999 --> 01:12:19,830
  4070. <i>Will Charming fight or flee?</i>
  4071.  
  4072. 936
  4073. 01:12:19,967 --> 01:12:21,025
  4074. <i>Please rescue me!</i>
  4075.  
  4076. 937
  4077. 01:12:21,168 --> 01:12:22,863
  4078. <i>From this monstrosity!</i>
  4079.  
  4080. 938
  4081. 01:12:23,004 --> 01:12:28,032
  4082. <i>Fear thee not, honey lamb!
  4083. I will slice this thing up like a ham!</i>
  4084.  
  4085. 939
  4086. 01:12:29,210 --> 01:12:30,677
  4087. Oh, boy.
  4088.  
  4089. 940
  4090. 01:12:30,811 --> 01:12:34,406
  4091. <i>You are about to enter a world of pain</i>
  4092.  
  4093. 941
  4094. 01:12:34,548 --> 01:12:38,882
  4095. <i>With which you are not familiar!</i>
  4096.  
  4097. 942
  4098. 01:12:42,323 --> 01:12:46,726
  4099. It can't be any more painful
  4100. than your lousy performance.
  4101.  
  4102. 943
  4103. 01:12:50,398 --> 01:12:52,389
  4104. " Prepare, foul beast."
  4105.  
  4106. 944
  4107. 01:12:54,502 --> 01:12:57,767
  4108. Prepare, foul beast, your time is done!
  4109.  
  4110. 945
  4111. 01:12:57,905 --> 01:13:01,068
  4112. Oould you kill me and then sing?
  4113.  
  4114. 946
  4115. 01:13:02,576 --> 01:13:04,271
  4116. Be quiet!
  4117.  
  4118. 947
  4119. 01:13:04,412 --> 01:13:08,542
  4120. I'm just having fun with you.
  4121. That's actually a very nice leotard.
  4122.  
  4123. 948
  4124. 01:13:08,683 --> 01:13:09,945
  4125. Thank you.
  4126.  
  4127. 949
  4128. 01:13:10,084 --> 01:13:12,177
  4129. Do they come in men's sizes?
  4130.  
  4131. 950
  4132. 01:13:15,256 --> 01:13:16,985
  4133. Now that be funny!
  4134.  
  4135. 951
  4136. 01:13:17,124 --> 01:13:19,092
  4137. Enough!
  4138.  
  4139. 952
  4140. 01:13:21,495 --> 01:13:25,295
  4141. Now you'll finally
  4142. know what it's like...
  4143.  
  4144. 953
  4145. 01:13:25,433 --> 01:13:28,960
  4146. ...to have everything you worked for...
  4147.  
  4148. 954
  4149. 01:13:29,103 --> 01:13:33,130
  4150. ...everything that's precious to you,
  4151. taken away.
  4152.  
  4153. 955
  4154. 01:13:33,274 --> 01:13:36,607
  4155. Now you'll know how I felt.
  4156.  
  4157. 956
  4158. 01:13:43,951 --> 01:13:45,612
  4159. Sausage roll!
  4160.  
  4161. 957
  4162. 01:14:02,970 --> 01:14:05,495
  4163. Pray for mercy from Puss!
  4164.  
  4165. 958
  4166. 01:14:05,639 --> 01:14:07,129
  4167. And Donkey!
  4168.  
  4169. 959
  4170. 01:14:07,341 --> 01:14:08,399
  4171. D
  4172.  
  4173. 960
  4174. 01:14:19,420 --> 01:14:20,682
  4175. Hi, honey.
  4176.  
  4177. 961
  4178. 01:14:20,821 --> 01:14:23,847
  4179. Sorry we're late. You okay?
  4180.  
  4181. 962
  4182. 01:14:23,991 --> 01:14:26,323
  4183. Much better, now that you're here.
  4184.  
  4185. 963
  4186. 01:14:28,996 --> 01:14:34,195
  4187. So, Oharming, you want to let me out of
  4188. these so we can settle this ogre-to-man?
  4189.  
  4190. 964
  4191. 01:14:34,335 --> 01:14:38,669
  4192. Ooh, that sounds fun.
  4193. But I have a better idea.
  4194.  
  4195. 965
  4196. 01:14:54,522 --> 01:14:56,922
  4197. No! Let go of me!
  4198.  
  4199. 966
  4200. 01:14:57,057 --> 01:15:01,187
  4201. You will not ruin things
  4202. this time, ogre. Kill it.
  4203.  
  4204. 967
  4205. 01:15:05,032 --> 01:15:06,795
  4206. Everybody, stop!
  4207.  
  4208. 968
  4209. 01:15:08,636 --> 01:15:10,729
  4210. Oh, what is it now?!
  4211.  
  4212. 969
  4213. 01:15:10,871 --> 01:15:12,133
  4214. Artie?
  4215.  
  4216. 970
  4217. 01:15:21,816 --> 01:15:24,284
  4218. Who thinks we need
  4219. to settle things this way?
  4220.  
  4221. 971
  4222. 01:15:28,556 --> 01:15:32,253
  4223. You mean you want to be villains
  4224. your whole lives?
  4225.  
  4226. 972
  4227. 01:15:32,393 --> 01:15:36,193
  4228. But we are villains!
  4229. It's the only thing we know.
  4230.  
  4231. 973
  4232. 01:15:36,330 --> 01:15:38,764
  4233. You never wish
  4234. you could be something else?
  4235.  
  4236. 974
  4237. 01:15:38,899 --> 01:15:42,357
  4238. Easy for you to say. You're not
  4239. some evil enchanted tree.
  4240.  
  4241. 975
  4242. 01:15:42,503 --> 01:15:45,267
  4243. You morons! Don't listen to him! Attack!
  4244.  
  4245. 976
  4246. 01:15:45,406 --> 01:15:48,204
  4247. What Steve means is
  4248. it's hard to come by honest work
  4249.  
  4250. 977
  4251. 01:15:48,342 --> 01:15:50,367
  4252. when the whole world's against you.
  4253.  
  4254. 978
  4255. 01:15:50,511 --> 01:15:52,240
  4256. Right. Thanks, Ed.
  4257.  
  4258. 979
  4259. 01:15:52,379 --> 01:15:56,782
  4260. Fair enough. You're right.
  4261. I'm not a talking tree.
  4262.  
  4263. 980
  4264. 01:15:56,917 --> 01:15:58,009
  4265. But you know...
  4266.  
  4267. 981
  4268. 01:15:58,152 --> 01:16:01,280
  4269. ...a good friend once told me...
  4270.  
  4271. 982
  4272. 01:16:01,422 --> 01:16:06,450
  4273. ...just because people treat you
  4274. like a villain, or an ogre...
  4275.  
  4276. 983
  4277. 01:16:06,594 --> 01:16:08,585
  4278. ...orjust some loser...
  4279.  
  4280. 984
  4281. 01:16:10,097 --> 01:16:11,997
  4282. ...doesn't mean you are one.
  4283.  
  4284. 985
  4285. 01:16:14,869 --> 01:16:18,737
  4286. What matters most
  4287. is what you think of yourself.
  4288.  
  4289. 986
  4290. 01:16:18,873 --> 01:16:23,173
  4291. If there's something you really want,
  4292. or someone you want to be...
  4293.  
  4294. 987
  4295. 01:16:23,310 --> 01:16:26,939
  4296. ...the only person standing
  4297. in your way is you.
  4298.  
  4299. 988
  4300. 01:16:27,448 --> 01:16:29,211
  4301. - Me?
  4302. - Get him!
  4303.  
  4304. 989
  4305. 01:16:29,350 --> 01:16:30,749
  4306. No, no, no!
  4307.  
  4308. 990
  4309. 01:16:30,885 --> 01:16:33,820
  4310. What I mean is each of you...
  4311.  
  4312. 991
  4313. 01:16:33,954 --> 01:16:36,218
  4314. ...is standing in your own way.
  4315.  
  4316. 992
  4317. 01:16:40,127 --> 01:16:42,618
  4318. I always wanted to play the flute.
  4319.  
  4320. 993
  4321. 01:16:42,763 --> 01:16:46,426
  4322. I'd like to open up a spa... in France!
  4323.  
  4324. 994
  4325. 01:16:46,567 --> 01:16:51,129
  4326. I grow daffodils. And they're beautiful.
  4327.  
  4328. 995
  4329. 01:17:39,853 --> 01:17:43,016
  4330. A new era finally begins!
  4331.  
  4332. 996
  4333. 01:17:44,858 --> 01:17:46,519
  4334. Now all of you...
  4335.  
  4336. 997
  4337. 01:17:47,361 --> 01:17:49,761
  4338. ...bow before your King!
  4339.  
  4340. 998
  4341. 01:17:56,203 --> 01:17:58,535
  4342. You need to work on your aim.
  4343.  
  4344. 999
  4345. 01:18:00,874 --> 01:18:03,741
  4346. This was supposed to be
  4347. my happily ever after!
  4348.  
  4349. 1000
  4350. 01:18:03,877 --> 01:18:06,368
  4351. Well, you need to keep looking...
  4352.  
  4353. 1001
  4354. 01:18:08,382 --> 01:18:10,441
  4355. ...because I'm not giving up mine.
  4356.  
  4357. 1002
  4358. 01:18:15,723 --> 01:18:16,883
  4359. Mommy?
  4360.  
  4361. 1003
  4362. 01:18:28,235 --> 01:18:30,396
  4363. It's yours if you want it.
  4364.  
  4365. 1004
  4366. 01:18:31,071 --> 01:18:33,403
  4367. But this time it's your choice.
  4368.  
  4369. 1005
  4370. 01:18:56,096 --> 01:18:57,120
  4371. Author!
  4372.  
  4373. 1006
  4374. 01:18:57,264 --> 01:19:00,597
  4375. Artie! Artie! Artie! Artie!
  4376.  
  4377. 1007
  4378. 01:19:04,938 --> 01:19:07,930
  4379. Excuse me. That's my seat.
  4380.  
  4381. 1008
  4382. 01:19:08,942 --> 01:19:13,709
  4383. <i>Okay, Señor Hocusy-Pocusy, the time
  4384. has come to rectify some wrongs!</i>
  4385.  
  4386. 1009
  4387. 01:19:13,847 --> 01:19:16,372
  4388. Though I have been enjoying
  4389. these cat baths.
  4390.  
  4391. 1010
  4392. 01:19:16,517 --> 01:19:18,007
  4393. Please say you didn't .
  4394.  
  4395. 1011
  4396. 01:19:18,152 --> 01:19:20,052
  4397. All right! Look.
  4398.  
  4399. 1012
  4400. 01:19:20,187 --> 01:19:23,486
  4401. You'll feel a pinch and possibly
  4402. lower intestinal discomfort...
  4403.  
  4404. 1013
  4405. 01:19:23,624 --> 01:19:25,956
  4406. ...but this should do the trick.
  4407.  
  4408. 1014
  4409. 01:19:30,197 --> 01:19:32,665
  4410. - Are you...?
  4411. - I'm me again!
  4412.  
  4413. 1015
  4414. 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:35,064
  4415. - And I am not you!
  4416. - All right!
  4417.  
  4418. 1016
  4419. 01:19:36,637 --> 01:19:37,797
  4420. Oops.
  4421.  
  4422. 1017
  4423. 01:19:39,807 --> 01:19:41,206
  4424. Ah, never mind.
  4425.  
  4426. 1018
  4427. 01:19:45,212 --> 01:19:49,273
  4428. What did I tell you?
  4429. The kid's going to be a great king.
  4430.  
  4431. 1019
  4432. 01:19:49,416 --> 01:19:52,977
  4433. Well, for what it's worth,
  4434. you would have, too.
  4435.  
  4436. 1020
  4437. 01:19:54,488 --> 01:19:57,480
  4438. I have something
  4439. much more important in mind.
  4440.  
  4441. 1021
  4442. 01:20:23,016 --> 01:20:24,244
  4443. Finally.
  4444.  
  4445. 1022
  4446. 01:20:31,024 --> 01:20:32,355
  4447. Dada.
  4448.  
  4449. 1023
  4450. 01:20:34,461 --> 01:20:38,830
  4451. <i>Was I wrong about the world?
  4452. It's a beautiful new place</i>
  4453.  
  4454. 1024
  4455. 01:20:38,966 --> 01:20:41,457
  4456. I smell Shrek Junior!
  4457.  
  4458. 1025
  4459. 01:20:41,602 --> 01:20:44,264
  4460. <i>Where else could a creep like me</i>
  4461.  
  4462. 1026
  4463. 01:20:44,404 --> 01:20:47,134
  4464. <i>Meet such a pretty face</i>
  4465.  
  4466. 1027
  4467. 01:20:47,274 --> 01:20:51,210
  4468. <i>Meeting every day with the rising sun</i>
  4469.  
  4470. 1028
  4471. 01:20:54,014 --> 01:20:56,915
  4472. <i>Looking up, it's looking like</i>
  4473.  
  4474. 1029
  4475. 01:20:57,050 --> 01:20:59,712
  4476. <i>My losing streak is done</i>
  4477.  
  4478. 1030
  4479. 01:21:00,621 --> 01:21:01,918
  4480. Peek-a-boo!
  4481.  
  4482. 1031
  4483. 01:21:02,055 --> 01:21:03,386
  4484. Peek-a-boo!
  4485.  
  4486. 1032
  4487. 01:21:06,593 --> 01:21:08,424
  4488. A bouncy, bouncy, boy!
  4489.  
  4490. 1033
  4491. 01:21:08,562 --> 01:21:11,258
  4492. <i>Used to always feel like</i>
  4493.  
  4494. 1034
  4495. 01:21:11,398 --> 01:21:14,060
  4496. <i>Wished that I was dressed better</i>
  4497.  
  4498. 1035
  4499. 01:21:15,068 --> 01:21:16,729
  4500. Where's the baby?
  4501.  
  4502. 1036
  4503. 01:21:16,870 --> 01:21:21,239
  4504. <i>Never had a lot of luck
  4505. Until I finally met her</i>
  4506.  
  4507. 1037
  4508. 01:21:30,751 --> 01:21:34,744
  4509. <i>Meeting every day with the rising sun</i>
  4510.  
  4511. 1038
  4512. 01:21:37,424 --> 01:21:39,585
  4513. <i>Looking up, it's looking like</i>
  4514.  
  4515. 1039
  4516. 01:21:40,260 --> 01:21:43,093
  4517. <i>My losing streak is done</i>
  4518.  
  4519. 1040
  4520. 01:21:45,265 --> 01:21:47,597
  4521. <i>My losing streak is done</i>
  4522.  
  4523. 1041
  4524. 01:21:58,445 --> 01:22:01,107
  4525. Well... what shall we do now?
  4526.  
  4527. 1042
  4528. 01:22:17,130 --> 01:22:18,791
  4529. I got it.
  4530.  
  4531. 1043
  4532. 01:22:25,305 --> 01:22:29,674
  4533. Puss and Donkey, baby!
  4534. Once again, come on!
  4535.  
  4536. 1044
  4537. 01:22:29,810 --> 01:22:34,440
  4538. <i>I want to thank you for letting me
  4539. be myself</i>
  4540.  
  4541. 1045
  4542. 01:22:34,581 --> 01:22:35,673
  4543. <i>Again!</i>
  4544.  
  4545. 1046
  4546. 01:22:35,816 --> 01:22:37,681
  4547. Look at my hips!
  4548.  
  4549. 1047
  4550. 01:22:37,818 --> 01:22:43,017
  4551. <i>I want to thank you for letting me
  4552. be myself</i>
  4553.  
  4554. 1048
  4555. 01:22:43,156 --> 01:22:44,646
  4556. <i>Again!</i>
  4557.  
  4558. 1049
  4559. 01:22:49,930 --> 01:22:51,454
  4560. - Break it down!
  4561. - Let's go!
  4562.  
  4563. 1050
  4564. 01:22:51,598 --> 01:22:53,998
  4565. <i>Stiff all in the collar</i>
  4566.  
  4567. 1051
  4568. 01:22:55,836 --> 01:22:57,997
  4569. <i>Fluffy in the face</i>
  4570.  
  4571. 1052
  4572. 01:23:00,173 --> 01:23:02,664
  4573. <i>Chit chat chatter trying</i>
  4574.  
  4575. 1053
  4576. 01:23:04,011 --> 01:23:06,172
  4577. <i>Stuffy in the place</i>
  4578.  
  4579. 1054
  4580. 01:23:08,348 --> 01:23:11,181
  4581. <i>Thank you for the par-tay</i>
  4582.  
  4583. 1055
  4584. 01:23:12,352 --> 01:23:14,217
  4585. <i>But I could never stay</i>
  4586.  
  4587. 1056
  4588. 01:23:14,354 --> 01:23:15,685
  4589. I'm sorry.
  4590.  
  4591. 1057
  4592. 01:23:16,356 --> 01:23:19,348
  4593. <i>I got many things on my mind</i>
  4594.  
  4595. 1058
  4596. 01:23:20,694 --> 01:23:22,855
  4597. <i>But the word's in the way</i>
  4598.  
  4599. 1059
  4600. 01:23:23,864 --> 01:23:29,063
  4601. <i>And I want to thank you for letting me
  4602. be myself</i>
  4603.  
  4604. 1060
  4605. 01:23:29,202 --> 01:23:30,533
  4606. <i>Again</i>
  4607.  
  4608. 1061
  4609. 01:23:31,538 --> 01:23:33,506
  4610. <i>Different strokes for different folks</i>
  4611.  
  4612. 1062
  4613. 01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:37,235
  4614. <i>Thank you for letting me be myself</i>
  4615.  
  4616. 1063
  4617. 01:23:37,377 --> 01:23:38,867
  4618. <i>Again</i>
  4619.  
  4620. 1064
  4621. 01:23:41,048 --> 01:23:42,538
  4622. Break it down!
  4623.  
  4624. 1065
  4625. 01:23:43,550 --> 01:23:46,713
  4626. Puss and Donkey, baby!
  4627. Puss and Donkey, baby!
  4628.  
  4629. 1066
  4630. 01:23:47,220 --> 01:23:48,881
  4631. Puss and Donkey, baby!
  4632.  
  4633. 1067
  4634. 01:23:50,223 --> 01:23:52,384
  4635. <i>Dance to the music</i>
  4636.  
  4637. 1068
  4638. 01:23:54,227 --> 01:23:56,559
  4639. <i>All night long</i>
  4640.  
  4641. 1069
  4642. 01:23:58,565 --> 01:24:00,897
  4643. <i>Everyday people</i>
  4644.  
  4645. 1070
  4646. 01:24:02,569 --> 01:24:04,730
  4647. <i>Sing a simple song</i>
  4648.  
  4649. 1071
  4650. 01:24:06,740 --> 01:24:09,231
  4651. <i>Mama's so happy</i>
  4652.  
  4653. 1072
  4654. 01:24:11,078 --> 01:24:13,069
  4655. <i>Mama start to cry</i>
  4656.  
  4657. 1073
  4658. 01:24:15,248 --> 01:24:17,739
  4659. <i>Papa's still singing</i>
  4660.  
  4661. 1074
  4662. 01:24:18,919 --> 01:24:22,411
  4663. <i>You can make it if you try
  4664. So try!</i>
  4665.  
  4666. 1075
  4667. 01:24:23,590 --> 01:24:27,458
  4668. <i>Thank you for letting me be myself</i>
  4669.  
  4670. 1076
  4671. 01:24:27,594 --> 01:24:28,925
  4672. <i>Again</i>
  4673.  
  4674. 1077
  4675. 01:24:31,932 --> 01:24:35,800
  4676. <i>Thank you for letting me be myself</i>
  4677.  
  4678. 1078
  4679. 01:24:35,936 --> 01:24:37,631
  4680. <i>Again</i>
  4681.  
  4682. 1079
  4683. 01:24:37,771 --> 01:24:40,638
  4684. Oome on, Donkey. Do something right!
  4685.  
  4686. 1080
  4687. 01:24:40,774 --> 01:24:43,174
  4688. Put the hoofs together!
  4689. Put the hoofs together!
  4690.  
  4691. 1081
  4692. 01:24:44,277 --> 01:24:48,475
  4693. Stomp your boots, baby! Stomp your
  4694. boots, baby! Stomp your boots, baby!
  4695.  
  4696. 1082
  4697. 01:24:48,615 --> 01:24:52,483
  4698. <i>Thank you for letting me be myself</i>
  4699.  
  4700. 1083
  4701. 01:24:52,619 --> 01:24:54,109
  4702. <i>Again</i>
  4703.  
  4704. 1084
  4705. 01:24:56,289 --> 01:25:00,817
  4706. <i>I want to thank you for letting me
  4707. be myself</i>
  4708.  
  4709. 1085
  4710. 01:25:00,961 --> 01:25:02,053
  4711. <i>Again</i>
  4712.  
  4713. 1086
  4714. 01:25:02,195 --> 01:25:05,164
  4715. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
  4716.  
  4717. 1087
  4718. 01:25:05,298 --> 01:25:08,495
  4719. <i>Want to thank you
  4720. Just to be my</i>
  4721.  
  4722. 1088
  4723. 01:25:08,635 --> 01:25:11,502
  4724. <i>Because I just want to be my...
  4725. See?</i>
  4726.  
  4727. 1089
  4728. 01:25:11,638 --> 01:25:14,334
  4729. <i>Can I, can I thank you!
  4730. Can I</i>
  4731.  
  4732. 1090
  4733. 01:25:14,474 --> 01:25:16,305
  4734. Yes! Yes!
  4735.  
  4736. 1091
  4737. 01:25:18,474 --> 01:25:20,305
  4738. *** THE END ***
  4739.  
  4740. 1092
  4741. 01:25:20,474 --> 01:25:30,305
  4742. <font color=yellow size=20>
  4743. <i>Movie & Captions Conformed By</i> :
  4744. <b><u><i>KoushiK DaS</i></u></b>
  4745. [ <u><i>koushik-das@wassup.co.in</i></u> ]
  4746. [ <u><i>koushik@moviefan.com</i></u> ]
  4747. " <i>Hope You've Liked & Enjoyed The Movie</i> !!! "</font>
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