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- <i>Movie & Captioning Conformed By</i> :
- <b><u><i>KoushiK DaS</i></u></b>
- [ <u><i>koushik-das@wassup.co.in</i></u> ]
- [ <u><i>koushik@moviefan.com</i></u> ]
- " <i>Hope You'll Like & Enjoy The Movie</i> !!! "</font>
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- 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:56,915
- Onward, Ohauncey!
- 2
- 00:00:57,055 --> 00:00:59,649
- To the highest room
- of the tallest tower...
- 3
- 00:00:59,791 --> 00:01:04,888
- ...where my princess awaits rescue
- from her handsome Prince Oharming!
- 4
- 00:01:16,241 --> 00:01:20,007
- This is worse than " Love Letters" .
- I hate dinner theater!
- 5
- 00:01:20,145 --> 00:01:21,908
- Me, too.
- 6
- 00:01:23,248 --> 00:01:25,239
- Whoa there, Ohauncey!
- 7
- 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:30,109
- Hark! The brave Prince Oharming
- approacheth.
- 8
- 00:01:30,255 --> 00:01:34,624
- Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay
- the monster that guards you...
- 9
- 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,695
- ...then take my place as rightful king.
- 10
- 00:01:37,829 --> 00:01:39,421
- What did she say?
- 11
- 00:01:43,201 --> 00:01:44,600
- It's Shrek!
- 12
- 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:46,531
- Whoo, Shrek, yeah!
- 13
- 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:50,867
- Prepare, foul beast...
- 14
- 00:01:51,009 --> 00:01:55,673
- ...to enter into a world of pain
- with which you are not familiar!
- 15
- 00:01:55,814 --> 00:01:58,374
- <i>Happy birthday to thee
- Happy birthday to thee</i>
- 16
- 00:01:58,517 --> 00:01:59,779
- Do you mind?
- 17
- 00:02:00,118 --> 00:02:03,281
- Do you mind? Boring!
- 18
- 00:02:07,793 --> 00:02:10,125
- Prepare, foul beast...
- 19
- 00:02:19,137 --> 00:02:21,833
- Someday you'll be sorry.
- 20
- 00:02:21,973 --> 00:02:24,134
- We already are!
- 21
- 00:02:49,267 --> 00:02:50,564
- Mommy...
- 22
- 00:02:54,506 --> 00:02:57,998
- You're right. I can't let this happen.
- 23
- 00:02:58,844 --> 00:03:00,175
- I can't !
- 24
- 00:03:01,346 --> 00:03:05,112
- I am the rightful King of Far Far Away.
- 25
- 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:07,343
- And I promise you this, Mother...
- 26
- 00:03:07,686 --> 00:03:10,416
- ...I will restore dignity to my throne.
- 27
- 00:03:15,026 --> 00:03:16,118
- And this time,
- 28
- 00:03:16,261 --> 00:03:20,425
- no one will stand in my way.
- 29
- 00:03:37,382 --> 00:03:39,043
- Good morning.
- 30
- 00:03:40,051 --> 00:03:41,712
- Good morning.
- 31
- 00:03:43,388 --> 00:03:44,412
- Morning breath.
- 32
- 00:03:44,556 --> 00:03:47,719
- I know. Isn't it wonderful?
- 33
- 00:03:48,393 --> 00:03:50,224
- <i>Good morning, good morning</i>
- 34
- 00:03:50,896 --> 00:03:53,296
- <i>The sun is shining through</i>
- 35
- 00:03:53,431 --> 00:03:55,626
- <i>Good morning, good morning
- To you</i>
- 36
- 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:57,894
- <i>And you!
- And you!</i>
- 37
- 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:03,501
- They grow up so fast.
- 38
- 00:04:03,642 --> 00:04:05,735
- Not fast enough.
- 39
- 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:10,508
- You'll be filling in
- for the King and Queen.
- 40
- 00:04:10,649 --> 00:04:13,846
- Several functions
- require your attendance, sir.
- 41
- 00:04:13,985 --> 00:04:17,284
- Great! Let's get started.
- 42
- 00:04:17,422 --> 00:04:20,255
- Oome on, lazybones. Time to get moving!
- 43
- 00:04:21,092 --> 00:04:23,356
- You need to get a pair ofjammies.
- 44
- 00:04:30,802 --> 00:04:34,033
- <i>I got some sleep and I needed it</i>
- 45
- 00:04:34,172 --> 00:04:36,902
- <i>Not a lot, just a little bit</i>
- 46
- 00:04:37,042 --> 00:04:40,136
- <i>Someone's always
- trying to keep me from it</i>
- 47
- 00:04:40,278 --> 00:04:43,111
- <i>It's a crying shame</i>
- 48
- 00:04:43,782 --> 00:04:46,148
- <i>It's a royal pain in the neck</i>
- 49
- 00:04:46,284 --> 00:04:47,945
- I knight thee.
- 50
- 00:05:09,808 --> 00:05:12,936
- If you're filling in for a king,
- you should look like one.
- 51
- 00:05:13,078 --> 00:05:16,138
- Oan somebody come in
- and work on Shrek?
- 52
- 00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:19,473
- I will see what I can do.
- 53
- 00:05:40,672 --> 00:05:42,333
- Yeah, wow.
- 54
- 00:05:43,174 --> 00:05:45,665
- Is this really necessary?
- 55
- 00:05:46,444 --> 00:05:48,105
- Quite necessary, Fiona.
- 56
- 00:05:48,246 --> 00:05:51,044
- - I'm Shrek, you twit.
- - Whatever.
- 57
- 00:05:51,182 --> 00:05:54,879
- This isn't a rehearsal, peoples.
- Let's see some hustle!
- 58
- 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,954
- Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
- 59
- 00:05:57,088 --> 00:06:00,546
- I don't know how much longer
- I can keep this up.
- 60
- 00:06:00,692 --> 00:06:03,627
- I'm sorry, but can you
- just try to grin and bear it?
- 61
- 00:06:03,762 --> 00:06:05,787
- It's just until Dad gets better.
- 62
- 00:06:07,866 --> 00:06:09,197
- Shrek?
- 63
- 00:06:10,535 --> 00:06:12,127
- You look handsome.
- 64
- 00:06:12,270 --> 00:06:14,204
- Oome here, you.
- 65
- 00:06:28,553 --> 00:06:33,217
- My butt is itching up a storm and
- I can't reach it in this monkey suit.
- 66
- 00:06:34,059 --> 00:06:36,994
- Hey, you! Oome here. What's your name?
- 67
- 00:06:37,128 --> 00:06:39,494
- Fiddlesworth, sir.
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- 00:06:39,631 --> 00:06:40,723
- Perfect.
- 69
- 00:06:43,401 --> 00:06:45,767
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- 70
- 00:06:45,904 --> 00:06:49,067
- ...Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek!
- 71
- 00:06:53,411 --> 00:06:55,174
- Ahh! You've got it.
- 72
- 00:06:55,313 --> 00:06:56,837
- A little to the left.
- 73
- 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:00,278
- That's it! That's good.
- 74
- 00:07:00,418 --> 00:07:03,512
- Oh, yeah! Scratch
- that thing! You're on it.
- 75
- 00:07:03,655 --> 00:07:05,088
- Shrek!
- 76
- 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:11,120
- My eye!
- 77
- 00:07:11,262 --> 00:07:12,422
- What are you doing?
- 78
- 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:19,992
- Fiona!
- 79
- 00:07:23,108 --> 00:07:26,339
- - Are you okay?
- - Yeah. I'm fine.
- 80
- 00:07:29,948 --> 00:07:32,280
- Shrimp! My favorite!
- 81
- 00:07:42,794 --> 00:07:45,490
- - That's it! We're leaving!
- - Oalm down.
- 82
- 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:50,567
- Oalm down? Who do you think
- we're kidding? I am an ogre.
- 83
- 00:07:50,702 --> 00:07:54,297
- I'm not cut out for this, Fiona,
- and I never will be.
- 84
- 00:07:58,376 --> 00:07:59,741
- I think that went well.
- 85
- 00:07:59,878 --> 00:08:01,106
- Donkey!
- 86
- 00:08:01,246 --> 00:08:02,975
- Oome on, Shrek!
- 87
- 00:08:03,481 --> 00:08:06,712
- Some people just don't
- understand boundaries.
- 88
- 00:08:15,994 --> 00:08:20,590
- Just think. A couple more days
- and we'll be back home...
- 89
- 00:08:20,732 --> 00:08:24,031
- ...in our vermin-filled shack
- strewn with fungus...
- 90
- 00:08:24,169 --> 00:08:27,070
- ...and filled with the stench
- of mud and neglect.
- 91
- 00:08:27,205 --> 00:08:29,833
- You had me at "vermin-filled" .
- 92
- 00:08:30,675 --> 00:08:35,510
- And, um... maybe even the pitter-patter
- of little feet on the floor.
- 93
- 00:08:36,014 --> 00:08:38,710
- That's right, the swamp rats
- will be spawning.
- 94
- 00:08:38,850 --> 00:08:40,215
- Uh, no.
- 95
- 00:08:40,351 --> 00:08:44,048
- What I'm thinking of is a little bigger
- than a swamp rat.
- 96
- 00:08:44,189 --> 00:08:45,213
- Donkey?
- 97
- 00:08:45,356 --> 00:08:49,019
- No, Shrek. What if, theoretically...
- 98
- 00:08:50,295 --> 00:08:52,422
- ...they were little ogre feet?
- 99
- 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:02,237
- Honey, let's be rational about this.
- 100
- 00:09:02,373 --> 00:09:04,739
- Have you seen a baby lately?
- 101
- 00:09:04,876 --> 00:09:08,073
- They just eat and poop, and they cry...
- 102
- 00:09:08,213 --> 00:09:11,580
- ...then they cry when they poop
- and poop when they cry.
- 103
- 00:09:11,716 --> 00:09:14,514
- Now, imagine an ogre baby.
- 104
- 00:09:14,652 --> 00:09:18,452
- They extra-cry and they extra-poop.
- 105
- 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:22,185
- Shrek, don't you ever think
- about having a family?
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- 00:09:22,327 --> 00:09:25,888
- Right now, you're my family.
- 107
- 00:09:29,901 --> 00:09:32,062
- Somebody better be dying.
- 108
- 00:09:34,005 --> 00:09:36,235
- I'm dying.
- 109
- 00:09:38,576 --> 00:09:39,736
- Harold?
- 110
- 00:09:41,913 --> 00:09:45,007
- Don't forget
- to pay the gardener, Lillian.
- 111
- 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,083
- Of course, darling.
- 112
- 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:49,878
- Fiona.
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- 00:09:50,021 --> 00:09:51,545
- Yes, Daddy?
- 114
- 00:09:51,689 --> 00:09:54,419
- I know I made many mistakes with you.
- 115
- 00:09:55,426 --> 00:09:56,893
- It's okay.
- 116
- 00:09:57,028 --> 00:09:59,155
- But your love for Shrek has...
- 117
- 00:10:00,098 --> 00:10:01,497
- ...taught me much.
- 118
- 00:10:03,635 --> 00:10:05,626
- My dear boy...
- 119
- 00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:09,035
- ...I am proud to call you my son.
- 120
- 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:12,301
- And I'm proud to call you my frog...
- 121
- 00:10:12,443 --> 00:10:14,877
- ...King dad-in-law.
- 122
- 00:10:15,013 --> 00:10:20,610
- Now there is a matter
- of business to attend to.
- 123
- 00:10:30,962 --> 00:10:33,954
- The Frog King... is dead.
- 124
- 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,108
- Put your hat back on, fool.
- 125
- 00:10:44,242 --> 00:10:45,834
- Shrek...
- 126
- 00:10:45,977 --> 00:10:47,638
- ...please come hither.
- 127
- 00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:52,847
- Yeah, Dad?
- 128
- 00:10:52,984 --> 00:10:56,147
- This kingdom needs a new king.
- 129
- 00:10:57,488 --> 00:11:02,152
- You and Fiona
- are next in line for the throne.
- 130
- 00:11:03,828 --> 00:11:08,026
- Next in line. You see, Dad,
- that's why people love you.
- 131
- 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:11,499
- Even on your deathbed,
- you're still making jokes.
- 132
- 00:11:15,173 --> 00:11:18,870
- Oome on, Dad. An ogre as king?
- 133
- 00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:21,535
- That's not such a good idea.
- 134
- 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:24,978
- There must be somebody else. Anybody!
- 135
- 00:11:25,116 --> 00:11:30,315
- Aside from you, there is
- only one remaining heir.
- 136
- 00:11:30,455 --> 00:11:33,652
- Really? Who is he, Dad?
- 137
- 00:11:33,791 --> 00:11:35,850
- His name is...
- 138
- 00:11:37,228 --> 00:11:38,286
- ...is...
- 139
- 00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:40,056
- What's his name?
- 140
- 00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:41,790
- ...is...
- 141
- 00:11:43,701 --> 00:11:44,793
- Daddy!
- 142
- 00:12:02,053 --> 00:12:04,021
- His name is Arthur.
- 143
- 00:12:04,155 --> 00:12:05,554
- Arthur?
- 144
- 00:12:09,894 --> 00:12:13,091
- I know you'll do...
- 145
- 00:12:13,231 --> 00:12:15,893
- ...what's right.
- 146
- 00:12:18,936 --> 00:12:20,267
- Harold?
- 147
- 00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:21,963
- Dad? Dad!
- 148
- 00:12:23,408 --> 00:12:24,636
- Dad?
- 149
- 00:12:25,243 --> 00:12:26,835
- Do your thing, man.
- 150
- 00:12:56,774 --> 00:13:00,642
- <i>When you were young and your heart</i>
- 151
- 00:13:00,778 --> 00:13:02,939
- <i>Was an open book</i>
- 152
- 00:13:04,949 --> 00:13:09,079
- <i>y ou used to say live and let live</i>
- 153
- 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:12,553
- <i>y ou know you did, you know you did
- y ou know you did</i>
- 154
- 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:18,420
- <i>But if this ever changing world
- In which we live in</i>
- 155
- 00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:23,461
- <i>Makes you give in and cry</i>
- 156
- 00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:28,131
- <i>Say live and let die</i>
- 157
- 00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:33,237
- <i>Live and let die</i>
- 158
- 00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:13,513
- <i>Hey, lady
- y ou, lady</i>
- 159
- 00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,680
- <i>Cursing at your life</i>
- 160
- 00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:20,017
- <i>y ou're a discontented mother</i>
- 161
- 00:14:21,692 --> 00:14:24,354
- <i>And a regimented wife</i>
- 162
- 00:14:50,054 --> 00:14:53,217
- What does a prince
- have to do to get a drink here?
- 163
- 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:56,254
- Ah, Mabel!
- 164
- 00:14:56,394 --> 00:15:00,797
- Why they call you an ugly stepsister,
- I'll never know.
- 165
- 00:15:01,899 --> 00:15:04,993
- Where's Doris? Taking the night off?
- 166
- 00:15:05,136 --> 00:15:08,902
- She's not welcome here,
- and neither are you.
- 167
- 00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:12,600
- What do you want, Oharming?
- 168
- 00:15:12,743 --> 00:15:16,804
- Not much. Just a chance at redemption.
- 169
- 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:19,883
- And a Fuzzy Navel.
- 170
- 00:15:20,017 --> 00:15:23,077
- And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends!
- 171
- 00:15:27,525 --> 00:15:29,152
- We're not your friends.
- 172
- 00:15:31,362 --> 00:15:33,489
- You don't belong here.
- 173
- 00:15:33,631 --> 00:15:37,795
- You're absolutely right,
- but, I mean, do any of us?
- 174
- 00:15:37,935 --> 00:15:39,562
- Do a number on his face.
- 175
- 00:15:39,704 --> 00:15:44,300
- Wait, wait, wait!
- We are more alike than you think.
- 176
- 00:15:44,442 --> 00:15:48,344
- Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs
- saved Snow White, and what happened?
- 177
- 00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:49,571
- Oh, what's it to you?
- 178
- 00:15:49,714 --> 00:15:51,978
- They left you the unfairest of them all.
- 179
- 00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:56,644
- Now here you are,
- hustling pool to get your next meal.
- 180
- 00:15:56,787 --> 00:15:58,618
- How does that feel?
- 181
- 00:16:04,095 --> 00:16:05,687
- Pretty unfair.
- 182
- 00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:07,229
- And you!
- 183
- 00:16:07,365 --> 00:16:11,995
- Your star puppet abandons the show
- to go and find his father.
- 184
- 00:16:13,504 --> 00:16:15,597
- I hate that little wooden puppet.
- 185
- 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,708
- And Hook.
- 186
- 00:16:17,842 --> 00:16:19,434
- Need I say more?
- 187
- 00:16:23,147 --> 00:16:25,911
- - And you, Frumpypigskin!
- - Rumpelstiltskin.
- 188
- 00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:28,678
- Where's that firstborn
- you were promised?
- 189
- 00:16:31,088 --> 00:16:34,990
- Mabel. Remember how you
- couldn't get your little fat foot...
- 190
- 00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:37,026
- ...into that tiny glass slipper?
- 191
- 00:16:39,697 --> 00:16:43,224
- Oinderella is
- in Far Far Away right now...
- 192
- 00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:48,395
- ...eating bonbons, cavorting with
- every last fairy tale creature...
- 193
- 00:16:48,539 --> 00:16:51,007
- ...that has ever done you wrong!
- 194
- 00:16:51,142 --> 00:16:56,079
- Once upon a time, someone decided
- that we were the losers.
- 195
- 00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:59,080
- But there are
- two sides to every story...
- 196
- 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,775
- ...and our side has not been told!
- 197
- 00:17:01,919 --> 00:17:06,788
- So who will join me? Who wants
- to come out on top for once?
- 198
- 00:17:06,924 --> 00:17:08,585
- Who wants their...
- 199
- 00:17:08,726 --> 00:17:11,889
- ..." happily ever after" ?
- 200
- 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,741
- This way, gents.
- 201
- 00:17:42,093 --> 00:17:47,121
- <i>It's out of my hands, senorita. The
- winds of fate have blown on my destiny.</i>
- 202
- 00:17:47,264 --> 00:17:51,064
- But I will never forget you.
- You are the love of my life.
- 203
- 00:17:51,202 --> 00:17:53,636
- As are you.
- 204
- 00:17:53,771 --> 00:17:56,137
- And, uh, you.
- 205
- 00:17:56,273 --> 00:17:59,436
- I don't know you, but I'd like to.
- 206
- 00:18:00,611 --> 00:18:01,942
- I got to go!
- 207
- 00:18:03,347 --> 00:18:05,042
- I don't wanna leave you either.
- 208
- 00:18:05,182 --> 00:18:08,015
- But you know how Shrek is.
- The dude's lost without me.
- 209
- 00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:12,286
- But don't worry. I'll send you
- airmail kisses every day!
- 210
- 00:18:13,624 --> 00:18:14,989
- Be strong, babies.
- 211
- 00:18:15,126 --> 00:18:17,560
- Ooco, Peanut, listen to your mama.
- 212
- 00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:21,688
- Bananas, no roasting marshmallows
- on your sister's head.
- 213
- 00:18:23,701 --> 00:18:25,328
- That's my special boy!
- 214
- 00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:28,563
- Oome here, all of you!
- Give your daddy a big hug!
- 215
- 00:18:35,146 --> 00:18:36,477
- Shrek?
- 216
- 00:18:37,481 --> 00:18:41,781
- Maybe you should just stay and be King.
- 217
- 00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:45,446
- Oome on. There's no way
- I could run a kingdom.
- 218
- 00:18:45,589 --> 00:18:48,581
- That's why your cousin Arthur
- is a perfect choice.
- 219
- 00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:51,251
- It's not that. You see...
- 220
- 00:18:51,395 --> 00:18:55,855
- And if he gives me trouble,
- I always have persuasion and reason.
- 221
- 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,333
- Here's persuasion... and here's reason.
- 222
- 00:19:01,739 --> 00:19:03,138
- Fiona...
- 223
- 00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:06,539
- ...soon it's just going to be you, me...
- 224
- 00:19:06,677 --> 00:19:08,338
- ...and our swamp.
- 225
- 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:12,672
- It's not going to be just you and me.
- 226
- 00:19:13,951 --> 00:19:15,851
- All aboard!
- 227
- 00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:19,854
- It will be. I promise.
- 228
- 00:19:21,025 --> 00:19:22,515
- I love you.
- 229
- 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,794
- That's lovely.
- 230
- 00:19:30,935 --> 00:19:32,527
- Bye-bye, babies!
- 231
- 00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:41,304
- Shrek!
- 232
- 00:19:42,546 --> 00:19:44,741
- - Wait!
- - What is it?
- 233
- 00:19:44,882 --> 00:19:46,372
- I'm ... I'm ...
- 234
- 00:19:50,387 --> 00:19:52,252
- I love you, too, honey!
- 235
- 00:19:52,389 --> 00:19:55,222
- No! I said I'm ...
- 236
- 00:19:58,229 --> 00:19:59,662
- You're what?
- 237
- 00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:02,231
- I said I'm pregnant!
- 238
- 00:20:06,403 --> 00:20:07,870
- What was that?
- 239
- 00:20:08,005 --> 00:20:11,065
- You're going to be a father!
- 240
- 00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:14,707
- That's great!
- 241
- 00:20:14,845 --> 00:20:18,110
- Really? I'm glad you think so!
- 242
- 00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:19,648
- I love you!
- 243
- 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,774
- Yeah!
- 244
- 00:20:21,919 --> 00:20:24,251
- Me, too! You!
- 245
- 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:31,617
- I'm going to be an uncle!
- I'm going to be an uncle!
- 246
- 00:20:31,762 --> 00:20:34,822
- And you, my friend, are royally...
- 247
- 00:21:13,537 --> 00:21:14,526
- Home.
- 248
- 00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:28,148
- Shrek!
- 249
- 00:21:30,487 --> 00:21:31,818
- Fiona!
- 250
- 00:21:35,826 --> 00:21:37,157
- Fiona?
- 251
- 00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:57,779
- Oh, no.
- 252
- 00:22:00,951 --> 00:22:03,852
- Better out than in, I always say.
- 253
- 00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:14,861
- No, no, no!
- 254
- 00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:19,594
- It's okay. It's gonna be all right.
- 255
- 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:27,036
- Stop! Hey, wait!
- 256
- 00:23:16,427 --> 00:23:17,951
- Donkey. Donkey!
- 257
- 00:23:18,095 --> 00:23:19,323
- Wake up!
- 258
- 00:23:21,765 --> 00:23:23,096
- Dada!
- 259
- 00:23:25,536 --> 00:23:27,527
- Shrek! Are you okay?
- 260
- 00:23:29,273 --> 00:23:34,802
- I can't believe I'm going to be
- a father. How did this happen?
- 261
- 00:23:34,945 --> 00:23:39,143
- Allow me to explain. When a man
- has feelings for a woman...
- 262
- 00:23:39,283 --> 00:23:41,808
- ...a powerful urge sweeps over him.
- 263
- 00:23:41,952 --> 00:23:44,443
- I know how it happened.
- 264
- 00:23:45,289 --> 00:23:47,348
- I just can't believe it.
- 265
- 00:23:50,127 --> 00:23:51,958
- How does it happen?
- 266
- 00:23:58,969 --> 00:24:04,236
- <i>And the cat's in the cradle
- and the silver spoon</i>
- 267
- 00:24:04,374 --> 00:24:07,002
- <i>Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon</i>
- 268
- 00:24:07,144 --> 00:24:09,738
- <i>When you coming home, son?
- I don't know when</i>
- 269
- 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,178
- <i>But we'll get together then, Dad.</i>
- 270
- 00:24:12,316 --> 00:24:14,307
- Donkey! Oan you just cut to the part
- 271
- 00:24:14,451 --> 00:24:16,976
- where you're supposed
- to make me feel better?
- 272
- 00:24:17,721 --> 00:24:20,246
- You know I love Fiona, boss. Right?
- 273
- 00:24:20,390 --> 00:24:24,451
- What I am talking about
- is you, me, my cousin's boat...
- 274
- 00:24:24,595 --> 00:24:30,192
- ...an ice cold pitcher of mojitos
- and two weeks of nothing but fishing.
- 275
- 00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:32,199
- Don't listen to him!
- 276
- 00:24:32,336 --> 00:24:35,032
- Having a baby
- isn't going to ruin your life.
- 277
- 00:24:35,172 --> 00:24:39,700
- It's not my life I'm worried
- about ruining, it's the kid's .
- 278
- 00:24:39,843 --> 00:24:44,143
- When have you ever heard the phrase
- "as sweet as an ogre" ...
- 279
- 00:24:44,281 --> 00:24:46,715
- ...or " as nurturing as an ogre" ...
- 280
- 00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:51,219
- ...or "You'll love
- my dad. He's a real ogre."
- 281
- 00:24:51,355 --> 00:24:53,118
- Okay. I get it.
- 282
- 00:24:53,257 --> 00:24:56,715
- It's not going to be easy.
- But you got us to help you.
- 283
- 00:24:56,860 --> 00:24:58,555
- That's true.
- 284
- 00:24:58,695 --> 00:25:00,162
- I'm doomed.
- 285
- 00:25:00,297 --> 00:25:01,958
- You'll be fine.
- 286
- 00:25:02,866 --> 00:25:04,766
- You're finished.
- 287
- 00:25:07,037 --> 00:25:09,699
- Uh, with yourjourney.
- 288
- 00:25:17,881 --> 00:25:22,318
- "Wor-ces-ters-shiree" ?
- Now that sounds fancy!
- 289
- 00:25:22,452 --> 00:25:23,783
- It's Worcestershire.
- 290
- 00:25:23,921 --> 00:25:25,752
- Like the sauce?
- 291
- 00:25:25,889 --> 00:25:27,220
- It's spicy!
- 292
- 00:25:31,061 --> 00:25:32,892
- They must be expecting us.
- 293
- 00:25:38,802 --> 00:25:41,600
- What in the shista-shire
- kind of place is this?
- 294
- 00:25:41,738 --> 00:25:46,937
- Well, my stomach aches and my palms
- just got sweaty. Must be a high school.
- 295
- 00:25:47,077 --> 00:25:48,237
- High school?
- 296
- 00:25:48,378 --> 00:25:49,936
- Ready? Okay!
- 297
- 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,514
- Wherefore art thou headed, to the top?
- 298
- 00:25:52,649 --> 00:25:56,608
- Yeah, we think so, we think so! And
- dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped?
- 299
- 00:25:56,753 --> 00:25:59,221
- Nay, we thinkst not, we thinkst not!
- 300
- 00:26:04,494 --> 00:26:08,487
- All right, Mr. Percival,
- ease up on the reins.
- 301
- 00:26:11,835 --> 00:26:15,532
- For lo, bro, don't burn
- all my frankincense and myrrh.
- 302
- 00:26:15,672 --> 00:26:19,164
- I'm feeling nauseous from memories
- of wedgies and swirlies!
- 303
- 00:26:19,309 --> 00:26:23,973
- How did you receive wedgies when you are
- clearly not the wearer of underpants?
- 304
- 00:26:24,114 --> 00:26:27,015
- Let's just say some things
- are better left unsaid.
- 305
- 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:31,211
- So I was all like, " I'd rather get
- the black plague than go out with you."
- 306
- 00:26:31,355 --> 00:26:33,687
- - Oh, totally.
- - Pardon me.
- 307
- 00:26:33,824 --> 00:26:36,622
- - Totally ew-eth.
- - Yeah, totally.
- 308
- 00:26:38,228 --> 00:26:40,822
- I just altered my character level
- to +3 superb-ability.
- 309
- 00:26:40,964 --> 00:26:43,524
- Hi. We're looking for someone named...
- 310
- 00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:48,195
- Who rolled a +9 dork spell and
- summoned the beast and his quadruped?
- 311
- 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:54,534
- I know you're busy not fitting in, but
- can you tell me where I can find Arthur?
- 312
- 00:26:54,678 --> 00:26:55,975
- He's over there.
- 313
- 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:20,569
- There is no sweeter taste
- on thy tongue than victory!
- 314
- 00:27:23,006 --> 00:27:25,873
- Strong, handsome, face of a leader.
- 315
- 00:27:26,009 --> 00:27:29,342
- Does Arthur look like a king or what?
- 316
- 00:27:30,514 --> 00:27:31,845
- Sorry.
- 317
- 00:27:32,582 --> 00:27:35,210
- Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
- 318
- 00:27:35,352 --> 00:27:37,786
- That information is
- on a need-to-know basis.
- 319
- 00:27:37,921 --> 00:27:39,616
- It's top secret!
- 320
- 00:27:39,756 --> 00:27:43,351
- Now, gentlemen, let's away.
- To the showers!
- 321
- 00:27:45,862 --> 00:27:47,489
- Greetings, Your Majesty.
- 322
- 00:27:47,631 --> 00:27:49,189
- This is your lucky day.
- 323
- 00:27:50,033 --> 00:27:52,126
- What are you supposed to be?
- 324
- 00:27:52,269 --> 00:27:55,534
- Some kind of giant mutant leprechaun
- or something?
- 325
- 00:27:56,540 --> 00:28:00,032
- Giant mutant... You made a funny.
- 326
- 00:28:00,544 --> 00:28:02,478
- Unhand me, monster!
- 327
- 00:28:02,612 --> 00:28:04,580
- Stop squirming, Arthur.
- 328
- 00:28:04,715 --> 00:28:07,047
- I'm not Arthur.
- 329
- 00:28:09,052 --> 00:28:11,577
- I am Lancelot.
- 330
- 00:28:11,722 --> 00:28:14,384
- That dork over there is Arthur.
- 331
- 00:28:20,464 --> 00:28:22,659
- This is, like, totally embarrassing...
- 332
- 00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:25,393
- ...but Tiffany thinkest
- thou vex her so soothly.
- 333
- 00:28:25,535 --> 00:28:28,936
- She thought perchance thou would
- ask her to the Homecoming Dance.
- 334
- 00:28:29,072 --> 00:28:30,164
- Excuse me?
- 335
- 00:28:30,307 --> 00:28:34,243
- Like, whatever. She's into college guys
- and mythical creatures.
- 336
- 00:28:37,681 --> 00:28:39,774
- Oh, Arthur...
- 337
- 00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:43,613
- ...come out, come out, wherever you are!
- 338
- 00:28:45,655 --> 00:28:48,283
- You better run,
- you little punk no-goodniks!
- 339
- 00:28:48,425 --> 00:28:51,826
- The days of Donkey Dumpy Drawers
- are over!
- 340
- 00:28:57,934 --> 00:28:59,265
- Hold it.
- 341
- 00:28:59,936 --> 00:29:01,995
- We're here for the mascot contest.
- 342
- 00:29:06,676 --> 00:29:09,873
- We're here for the mascot contest, too.
- 343
- 00:29:10,013 --> 00:29:12,538
- This is a costume?
- 344
- 00:29:12,682 --> 00:29:14,673
- Worked on it all night long.
- 345
- 00:29:16,019 --> 00:29:17,816
- Looks pretty real to me.
- 346
- 00:29:17,954 --> 00:29:20,354
- If he were real, could I do this?
- 347
- 00:29:22,025 --> 00:29:23,686
- Or this?
- 348
- 00:29:24,961 --> 00:29:29,830
- If it were real, that would have been
- agonizingly painful.
- 349
- 00:29:29,966 --> 00:29:33,163
- - Now watch this!
- - That's quite enough, boys.
- 350
- 00:29:33,303 --> 00:29:37,103
- Thank you to Professor Primbottom
- and his lecture...
- 351
- 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,639
- ...on "just say nay" .
- 352
- 00:29:39,576 --> 00:29:43,842
- And now, without further ado, let's give
- a warm Worcestershire hoozah...
- 353
- 00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:47,472
- ...to the winner
- of our mascot contest, the...
- 354
- 00:29:48,652 --> 00:29:49,641
- ...ogre?
- 355
- 00:29:51,721 --> 00:29:54,019
- That's right. I'm the new mascot.
- 356
- 00:29:54,157 --> 00:29:57,786
- So let's really try and beat
- the other guys at...
- 357
- 00:29:57,928 --> 00:30:01,056
- ...whatever it is they're doing!
- 358
- 00:30:04,601 --> 00:30:07,593
- This is all a bit unorthodox...
- 359
- 00:30:07,737 --> 00:30:11,400
- Where can I find Arthur Pendragon?
- 360
- 00:30:13,677 --> 00:30:15,167
- Hey, wait...
- 361
- 00:30:19,282 --> 00:30:20,909
- Olassic.
- 362
- 00:30:21,051 --> 00:30:22,746
- You should be ashamed of yourself!
- 363
- 00:30:22,886 --> 00:30:25,286
- I didn't do it. They did.
- 364
- 00:30:30,093 --> 00:30:31,822
- Please don't eat me.
- 365
- 00:30:31,962 --> 00:30:34,294
- Eat him! Eat him! Eat him!
- 366
- 00:30:35,298 --> 00:30:37,960
- I'm not here to eat him!
- 367
- 00:30:39,436 --> 00:30:42,064
- Time to pack up
- your toothbrush and jammies.
- 368
- 00:30:42,205 --> 00:30:44,435
- You're the new King of Far Far Away.
- 369
- 00:30:44,574 --> 00:30:46,235
- What?
- 370
- 00:30:47,777 --> 00:30:51,975
- Artie a king?
- More like the Mayor of Loserville!
- 371
- 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,709
- Burn.
- 372
- 00:31:01,324 --> 00:31:02,450
- Is this for real?
- 373
- 00:31:02,592 --> 00:31:06,995
- Absolutely. Olean out your locker, kid.
- You have a kingdom to run.
- 374
- 00:31:07,130 --> 00:31:09,792
- So, wait...l'm really the only heir?
- 375
- 00:31:11,134 --> 00:31:12,465
- The one and only.
- 376
- 00:31:13,803 --> 00:31:15,464
- Give me a second.
- 377
- 00:31:17,807 --> 00:31:19,468
- My good people...
- 378
- 00:31:19,609 --> 00:31:22,339
- ...there's a lesson here for all of us.
- 379
- 00:31:22,479 --> 00:31:26,779
- Next time you're about to dunk a kid's
- head in a chamber pot, stop and think,
- 380
- 00:31:26,917 --> 00:31:29,408
- " Hey, maybe this guy has feelings.
- 381
- 00:31:30,153 --> 00:31:32,519
- Maybe I should cut him some slack.
- 382
- 00:31:32,656 --> 00:31:36,023
- Cause maybe... just maybe...
- 383
- 00:31:36,159 --> 00:31:39,856
- ...this guy's gonna turn out to be,
- I don't know, a king?
- 384
- 00:31:39,996 --> 00:31:45,024
- Maybe his first royal decree will be to
- banish everyone who ever picked on him."
- 385
- 00:31:45,168 --> 00:31:48,035
- I'm looking at you, jousting team!
- 386
- 00:31:48,371 --> 00:31:51,568
- And Guin? Oh, Guin.
- 387
- 00:31:52,442 --> 00:31:53,773
- I've always loved you.
- 388
- 00:31:55,645 --> 00:31:58,205
- Good friends, it breaks my heart, but...
- 389
- 00:31:58,348 --> 00:32:01,840
- ...enjoy your stay here in prison
- while I rule the free world!
- 390
- 00:32:01,985 --> 00:32:03,577
- Okay, let's not overdo it.
- 391
- 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,053
- I'm building my city, people...
- on rock 'n ' roll!
- 392
- 00:32:07,190 --> 00:32:09,055
- You just overdid it.
- 393
- 00:32:18,201 --> 00:32:19,828
- Look at you!
- 394
- 00:32:19,970 --> 00:32:21,494
- You look darling.
- 395
- 00:32:21,638 --> 00:32:23,833
- Just precious. Look at her.
- 396
- 00:32:23,974 --> 00:32:26,340
- Any cravings since you got pregnant?
- 397
- 00:32:26,476 --> 00:32:29,104
- No. Not at all.
- 398
- 00:32:29,946 --> 00:32:31,675
- Do you smell ham?
- 399
- 00:32:31,815 --> 00:32:34,943
- It's present time!
- 400
- 00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:40,881
- Fiona, please open mine first.
- It's the one in front.
- 401
- 00:32:41,024 --> 00:32:45,654
- " Oongratulations on your new
- mess mak..." Oh, mess maker!
- 402
- 00:32:45,795 --> 00:32:48,787
- " Hopefully this helps.
- Love, Oinderella."
- 403
- 00:32:50,133 --> 00:32:51,794
- - Look at that!
- - What is it?
- 404
- 00:32:53,370 --> 00:32:55,838
- It's for the poopies.
- 405
- 00:32:55,972 --> 00:32:57,530
- Wait... babies poop?
- 406
- 00:32:57,674 --> 00:32:59,005
- Everyone poops, Beauty.
- 407
- 00:32:59,142 --> 00:33:00,609
- Fiona!
- 408
- 00:33:00,744 --> 00:33:03,577
- We all chipped in
- for a little present, too.
- 409
- 00:33:04,481 --> 00:33:06,039
- Ta-da!
- 410
- 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:10,083
- You know the baby will love it,
- because I do!
- 411
- 00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:13,189
- Guys, that's so sweet. Thank you.
- 412
- 00:33:13,323 --> 00:33:14,722
- Who's this one from?
- 413
- 00:33:14,858 --> 00:33:17,793
- I got you the biggest one,
- because I love you most.
- 414
- 00:33:17,927 --> 00:33:20,987
- " Have one on me. Love, Snow White."
- 415
- 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:25,460
- What is it?
- 416
- 00:33:25,602 --> 00:33:27,126
- He's a live-in babysitter.
- 417
- 00:33:27,270 --> 00:33:28,362
- Where's the baby?
- 418
- 00:33:28,505 --> 00:33:32,566
- You're too kind, Snow,
- but I can't accept this.
- 419
- 00:33:32,709 --> 00:33:35,075
- It's nothing. I have six more at home.
- 420
- 00:33:35,211 --> 00:33:36,974
- - What does he do?
- - Oleaning.
- 421
- 00:33:37,113 --> 00:33:38,705
- - Feeding.
- - Burping.
- 422
- 00:33:38,848 --> 00:33:41,316
- So, what are
- Shrek and I supposed to do?
- 423
- 00:33:41,451 --> 00:33:43,578
- Work on your marriage.
- 424
- 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:47,588
- Thanks, Rapunzel.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- 425
- 00:33:47,724 --> 00:33:51,751
- Oome on now, Fiona.
- You know what happens.
- 426
- 00:33:52,696 --> 00:33:54,721
- You're tired all the time.
- 427
- 00:33:54,864 --> 00:33:56,593
- You start letting yourself go.
- 428
- 00:33:56,733 --> 00:33:57,893
- Stretch marks.
- 429
- 00:33:58,034 --> 00:33:59,365
- Say goodbye to romance.
- 430
- 00:34:01,705 --> 00:34:05,141
- I'm sorry, but how many
- of you have kids?
- 431
- 00:34:05,275 --> 00:34:06,833
- She's right!
- 432
- 00:34:06,976 --> 00:34:11,413
- A baby will only strengthen the love
- Shrek and Fiona have.
- 433
- 00:34:11,548 --> 00:34:14,381
- How did Shrek react when you told him?
- 434
- 00:34:15,552 --> 00:34:18,715
- When he first found out, Shrek said...
- 435
- 00:34:31,568 --> 00:34:35,902
- Onward, my new friends!
- To our happily ever afters!
- 436
- 00:34:41,578 --> 00:34:43,739
- Now... bombs away!
- 437
- 00:35:00,263 --> 00:35:03,130
- Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan.
- 438
- 00:35:03,266 --> 00:35:05,734
- - His name's not Peter.
- - Shut it, Wendy.
- 439
- 00:35:24,287 --> 00:35:27,950
- Enough pillaging! To the castle!
- 440
- 00:35:46,309 --> 00:35:47,776
- You go! Take care of the baby!
- 441
- 00:35:47,911 --> 00:35:51,074
- Everybody stay calm! We're going to die!
- 442
- 00:35:55,485 --> 00:35:57,612
- Everyone in! Now!
- 443
- 00:35:57,754 --> 00:35:59,881
- Oome on! Put some back into it!
- 444
- 00:36:03,226 --> 00:36:04,716
- We don't have time. Now go!
- 445
- 00:36:04,861 --> 00:36:06,658
- Quickly, ladies!
- 446
- 00:36:08,932 --> 00:36:10,490
- We'll hold them off as long as we can!
- 447
- 00:36:26,182 --> 00:36:28,582
- Where are Shrek and Fiona?
- 448
- 00:36:28,718 --> 00:36:30,879
- The name doesn't ring a bell.
- 449
- 00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:32,715
- No bell.
- 450
- 00:36:32,856 --> 00:36:36,223
- I suggest you freaks cooperate...
- 451
- 00:36:36,359 --> 00:36:38,953
- ...with the new King of Far Far Away!
- 452
- 00:36:39,095 --> 00:36:42,792
- The only thing you're ever gonna
- be king of is King of the Stupids!
- 453
- 00:36:42,932 --> 00:36:45,230
- - Hook!
- - Right!
- 454
- 00:36:45,368 --> 00:36:47,598
- Avast, ye cookie.
- 455
- 00:36:50,206 --> 00:36:51,867
- Start talking.
- 456
- 00:36:56,246 --> 00:36:57,736
- - Gingy!
- - Papa!
- 457
- 00:36:57,881 --> 00:36:59,246
- Settle down now.
- 458
- 00:37:13,229 --> 00:37:16,528
- <i>On the good ship Lollipop</i>
- 459
- 00:37:16,666 --> 00:37:20,102
- <i>It's a sweet trip to the candy shop</i>
- 460
- 00:37:20,236 --> 00:37:21,225
- You!
- 461
- 00:37:22,071 --> 00:37:24,266
- You can't lie.
- 462
- 00:37:24,407 --> 00:37:28,070
- So tell me, puppet... where is Shrek?
- 463
- 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,311
- Well... I don't know where he's not.
- 464
- 00:37:34,450 --> 00:37:36,645
- You don't know where Shrek is?
- 465
- 00:37:36,786 --> 00:37:39,380
- It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume...
- 466
- 00:37:39,522 --> 00:37:43,788
- ...that I couldn't exactly not say that
- is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
- 467
- 00:37:43,927 --> 00:37:45,292
- So you do know where he is!
- 468
- 00:37:45,428 --> 00:37:47,953
- On the contrary,
- I'm possibly more or less
- 469
- 00:37:48,097 --> 00:37:50,327
- not definitely rejecting the idea
- 470
- 00:37:50,466 --> 00:37:54,129
- that in no way,
- with any amount of uncertainty...
- 471
- 00:37:54,270 --> 00:37:55,259
- Stop it!
- 472
- 00:37:55,405 --> 00:37:57,532
- ...I do not know where he shouldn't be.
- 473
- 00:37:57,674 --> 00:38:00,142
- If that indeed wasn't where he isn't .
- 474
- 00:38:00,276 --> 00:38:03,871
- Even if he wasn't not where
- I knew he was, it could mean...
- 475
- 00:38:04,013 --> 00:38:06,243
- <i>On the good ship Lollipop</i>
- 476
- 00:38:06,382 --> 00:38:10,785
- Enough! Shrek went off
- to bring back the next heir!
- 477
- 00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:15,587
- He's bringing back the next heir?
- 478
- 00:38:15,725 --> 00:38:17,215
- No!
- 479
- 00:38:18,461 --> 00:38:21,658
- Hook! Get rid of this new " King" .
- 480
- 00:38:21,798 --> 00:38:23,663
- But bring Shrek to me.
- 481
- 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,997
- I have something special
- in mind for him.
- 482
- 00:38:27,136 --> 00:38:29,297
- He'll never fall for your tricks!
- 483
- 00:38:30,974 --> 00:38:32,635
- Oh, boy.
- 484
- 00:38:42,485 --> 00:38:45,511
- I can't believe it. Me, a king?
- 485
- 00:38:45,655 --> 00:38:48,681
- I knew I came from royalty, but...
- 486
- 00:38:48,825 --> 00:38:50,918
- ...I figured everyone forgot about me.
- 487
- 00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:54,791
- Oh, no. In fact the King
- asked for you personally.
- 488
- 00:38:54,931 --> 00:38:57,491
- Really? Wow.
- 489
- 00:38:58,835 --> 00:39:01,065
- But I know it's not all fun and games.
- 490
- 00:39:01,204 --> 00:39:04,196
- It really is
- all fun and games, actually.
- 491
- 00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:07,935
- Sure, you have to knight a few heroes,
- launch a ship or two.
- 492
- 00:39:08,077 --> 00:39:12,411
- By the way, make sure you hit the boat
- just right with the bottle.
- 493
- 00:39:12,548 --> 00:39:15,346
- Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle.
- 494
- 00:39:16,185 --> 00:39:19,120
- Well, I've heard
- it's harder than it looks.
- 495
- 00:39:19,255 --> 00:39:21,223
- This is going to be huge.
- 496
- 00:39:21,357 --> 00:39:26,226
- Parties, princesses,
- castles. Princesses.
- 497
- 00:39:26,362 --> 00:39:29,229
- You'll be living in the lap of luxury.
- 498
- 00:39:29,365 --> 00:39:31,833
- The finest chefs
- will wait for your order.
- 499
- 00:39:31,968 --> 00:39:34,937
- And fortunately,
- you'll have the royal food tasters.
- 500
- 00:39:35,071 --> 00:39:36,766
- What do they do?
- 501
- 00:39:36,906 --> 00:39:41,502
- Taste the food before the King eats,
- to make sure it's not poisoned.
- 502
- 00:39:41,644 --> 00:39:44,238
- - Poisoned?
- - Or too salty.
- 503
- 00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:47,907
- Don't worry. Your bodyguards
- will keep you safe.
- 504
- 00:39:48,051 --> 00:39:50,315
- All of them willing
- at a moment's notice
- 505
- 00:39:50,453 --> 00:39:53,286
- to lay down their lives
- out of devotion to you.
- 506
- 00:39:53,423 --> 00:39:54,856
- Really?
- 507
- 00:39:54,991 --> 00:39:58,017
- The whole kingdom will look
- to you for wisdom and guidance.
- 508
- 00:39:58,394 --> 00:40:00,328
- Make sure they don't die of famine!
- 509
- 00:40:00,463 --> 00:40:02,192
- - Or plague.
- - Plague is bad.
- 510
- 00:40:02,331 --> 00:40:05,232
- The coughing, the groaning,
- the festering sores.
- 511
- 00:40:06,803 --> 00:40:11,240
- Festering sores!
- You are one funny kitty cat.
- 512
- 00:40:11,908 --> 00:40:13,307
- What did I say?
- 513
- 00:40:13,443 --> 00:40:15,809
- We don't want Artie
- getting the wrong idea.
- 514
- 00:40:16,579 --> 00:40:17,739
- Artie?
- 515
- 00:40:22,018 --> 00:40:23,781
- There goes my hip!
- 516
- 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,081
- Artie! What are you doing?
- 517
- 00:40:28,024 --> 00:40:30,151
- What does it look like?!
- 518
- 00:40:32,829 --> 00:40:35,297
- This really isn't up to you.
- 519
- 00:40:35,431 --> 00:40:38,298
- I don't know anything about being king!
- 520
- 00:40:38,434 --> 00:40:40,368
- You'll learn on the job!
- 521
- 00:40:42,271 --> 00:40:44,796
- Sorry, but I'm going back.
- 522
- 00:40:44,941 --> 00:40:47,375
- Back to what? Being a loser?
- 523
- 00:40:50,947 --> 00:40:52,505
- Now look what you did!
- 524
- 00:40:53,282 --> 00:40:57,116
- Look what I did?
- Who's holding the wheel, chief?
- 525
- 00:40:58,121 --> 00:40:59,611
- Shrek!
- 526
- 00:41:11,968 --> 00:41:13,959
- Land ho!
- 527
- 00:41:26,482 --> 00:41:28,313
- How humiliating.
- 528
- 00:41:29,318 --> 00:41:32,253
- Oh, nice going, Your Highness.
- 529
- 00:41:32,388 --> 00:41:36,085
- Now it's "Your Highness" ?
- What happened to " loser" ?
- 530
- 00:41:36,225 --> 00:41:39,126
- If you think this is getting you
- out of anything, it isn't .
- 531
- 00:41:39,262 --> 00:41:43,028
- We're heading back to Far Far Away
- one way or another...
- 532
- 00:41:43,166 --> 00:41:45,600
- ...and you're going to be a father!
- 533
- 00:41:45,735 --> 00:41:47,168
- What?
- 534
- 00:41:48,004 --> 00:41:49,562
- You just said "father" .
- 535
- 00:41:49,705 --> 00:41:52,435
- King! You're going to be king!
- 536
- 00:41:52,575 --> 00:41:55,567
- "You're going to be king!" Yeah, right.
- 537
- 00:41:56,779 --> 00:41:58,212
- Where are you going?
- 538
- 00:41:58,347 --> 00:42:00,815
- Far Far Away... from you!
- 539
- 00:42:00,950 --> 00:42:02,918
- Get back here, young man!
- 540
- 00:42:04,887 --> 00:42:07,378
- Boss? I don't think he's coming back.
- 541
- 00:42:07,523 --> 00:42:10,720
- Maybe it's for the best.
- He's not exactly king material.
- 542
- 00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:14,091
- When did you plan to tell him
- you were supposed to be king?
- 543
- 00:42:14,230 --> 00:42:17,063
- Oome on. Why would I do that?
- 544
- 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,260
- Besides, he'll be ten times
- better at it than me.
- 545
- 00:42:20,403 --> 00:42:24,362
- Then change your tactics
- if you want to get anywhere with him.
- 546
- 00:42:26,709 --> 00:42:28,540
- You're right, Donkey.
- 547
- 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,404
- What about this?
- 548
- 00:42:32,548 --> 00:42:36,382
- - Shrek!
- - Oome on. It's just a joke.
- 549
- 00:42:37,954 --> 00:42:39,285
- Still...
- 550
- 00:42:56,072 --> 00:42:57,733
- Listen, Artie.
- 551
- 00:42:58,307 --> 00:43:03,438
- If you think this whole mad scene
- ain't dope, I feel you, dude.
- 552
- 00:43:03,579 --> 00:43:07,709
- I'm not trying to get up in your grill
- or raise your roof.
- 553
- 00:43:07,850 --> 00:43:09,977
- But what I am screamin' is, yo...
- 554
- 00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:13,316
- ...check out this
- kazing thazing, bazaby!
- 555
- 00:43:13,456 --> 00:43:15,549
- If it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying
- 556
- 00:43:15,691 --> 00:43:18,626
- ain't straight trippin',
- say, " Oh, no, you didn't !
- 557
- 00:43:18,761 --> 00:43:21,195
- You're getting on my last nerve."
- 558
- 00:43:21,330 --> 00:43:24,322
- And then I'll know it's ...
- I'll know it's wack!
- 559
- 00:43:25,935 --> 00:43:27,129
- Help!
- 560
- 00:43:27,270 --> 00:43:30,671
- I've been kidnapped by a monster
- who's trying to relate to me!
- 561
- 00:43:30,806 --> 00:43:34,435
- - Artie, wait.
- - Oome on! Help! Hello?
- 562
- 00:43:35,945 --> 00:43:39,642
- Greetings, cosmic children
- of the universe.
- 563
- 00:43:39,782 --> 00:43:41,716
- Welcome to my serenity circle.
- 564
- 00:43:41,851 --> 00:43:45,981
- Please leave any bad vibes
- outside the healing vortex.
- 565
- 00:43:46,122 --> 00:43:47,953
- Now prepare to...
- 566
- 00:43:53,629 --> 00:43:56,462
- I knew I should have got that warranty!
- 567
- 00:43:59,368 --> 00:44:00,835
- Mr. Merlin?
- 568
- 00:44:00,970 --> 00:44:02,437
- You know this guy?
- 569
- 00:44:02,571 --> 00:44:06,837
- Yeah. He was the school magic teacher,
- until he had his nervous breakdown.
- 570
- 00:44:06,976 --> 00:44:10,343
- Technically, I was merely a victim
- of a level 3 fatigue.
- 571
- 00:44:10,479 --> 00:44:12,572
- At the request of my therapist,
- 572
- 00:44:12,715 --> 00:44:16,344
- and the school authorities, I retired
- to the tranquility of nature
- 573
- 00:44:16,485 --> 00:44:18,646
- to discover my divine purpose.
- 574
- 00:44:20,156 --> 00:44:23,557
- Oan I interest anyone
- in a snack or beverage?
- 575
- 00:44:23,693 --> 00:44:24,785
- Uh, no.
- 576
- 00:44:24,927 --> 00:44:28,260
- Sure you don't want to try
- my Rock Au Gratin?
- 577
- 00:44:31,167 --> 00:44:32,634
- It's organic.
- 578
- 00:44:32,768 --> 00:44:35,202
- Thanks. I ate a boulder on the way in.
- 579
- 00:44:35,338 --> 00:44:38,273
- We need directions to Far Far Away.
- 580
- 00:44:38,407 --> 00:44:40,932
- "We" ? Who said I was going with you?
- 581
- 00:44:41,077 --> 00:44:45,446
- I did. People are counting on you,
- so don't try to weasel out of it.
- 582
- 00:44:45,581 --> 00:44:47,640
- If the job's so great, you do it.
- 583
- 00:44:48,184 --> 00:44:52,450
- Understand this, kid. No more
- Mr. Nice Guy from here on out.
- 584
- 00:44:52,588 --> 00:44:54,886
- That was your Mr. Nice Guy?
- 585
- 00:44:55,024 --> 00:44:56,958
- Yeah, and I'm going to miss him.
- 586
- 00:44:57,093 --> 00:45:01,496
- Why don't you go terrorize a village
- and leave me alone!
- 587
- 00:45:01,630 --> 00:45:06,158
- Was that a crack about ogres? You get
- your royal highness to Far Far Away...
- 588
- 00:45:06,302 --> 00:45:10,329
- ...before I kick it there!
- Now, which way am I kicking?
- 589
- 00:45:10,473 --> 00:45:12,304
- I could tell you, but since you're
- 590
- 00:45:12,441 --> 00:45:14,966
- in the midst
- of a self-destructive rage spiral,
- 591
- 00:45:15,111 --> 00:45:17,636
- it would be karmically irresponsible.
- 592
- 00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:21,443
- Self-destructive...?
- Are you going to help us or not?
- 593
- 00:45:21,584 --> 00:45:24,178
- Most definitely, but only after you
- 594
- 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,517
- take the journey to your soul!
- 595
- 00:45:27,656 --> 00:45:29,021
- I don't think so.
- 596
- 00:45:29,158 --> 00:45:32,992
- It's either that
- or primal scream therapy.
- 597
- 00:45:35,064 --> 00:45:37,726
- All right. Journey to the soul.
- 598
- 00:45:38,567 --> 00:45:40,432
- Now, all of you,
- 599
- 00:45:40,569 --> 00:45:43,094
- look into the Fire of Truth
- 600
- 00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,231
- and tell me what you see.
- 601
- 00:45:49,078 --> 00:45:50,943
- Ooh, charades!
- 602
- 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:55,847
- Okay, I see a Dutch fudge torte
- with cinnamon swirls!
- 603
- 00:45:55,985 --> 00:45:58,579
- Okay, monster... go for it.
- 604
- 00:46:07,263 --> 00:46:08,958
- I see a rainbow pony.
- 605
- 00:46:09,098 --> 00:46:11,032
- Excellent work! Now the boy.
- 606
- 00:46:11,167 --> 00:46:12,634
- This is lame.
- 607
- 00:46:12,768 --> 00:46:15,032
- You're lame! Now just go for it.
- 608
- 00:46:16,605 --> 00:46:17,936
- Okay.
- 609
- 00:46:18,774 --> 00:46:23,211
- There's a baby bird and a father bird
- sitting in a nest.
- 610
- 00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:25,336
- Yes! Stay with it!
- 611
- 00:46:26,182 --> 00:46:30,175
- The dad just flew away. Why did
- he leave the little bird all alone?
- 612
- 00:46:30,853 --> 00:46:34,289
- It's trying to fly,
- but it doesn't know how to.
- 613
- 00:46:35,191 --> 00:46:37,352
- It's going to fall!
- 614
- 00:46:42,198 --> 00:46:46,191
- Proper head case you are.
- Really messed up.
- 615
- 00:46:49,538 --> 00:46:54,532
- Okay, I get it. The bird's me.
- My dad left. So what?
- 616
- 00:47:06,555 --> 00:47:09,217
- Look, Artie, um...
- 617
- 00:47:13,562 --> 00:47:16,326
- Just thought I'd help set the mood...
- 618
- 00:47:16,465 --> 00:47:19,798
- ...for your big heart-to-heart chat.
- 619
- 00:47:28,244 --> 00:47:31,577
- I know what it's like
- to not feel ready for something.
- 620
- 00:47:33,916 --> 00:47:36,248
- Even ogres get scared.
- 621
- 00:47:37,086 --> 00:47:39,919
- You know... once in a while.
- 622
- 00:47:41,924 --> 00:47:45,690
- I know you want me
- to be king, but I can't .
- 623
- 00:47:45,828 --> 00:47:48,695
- I'm not cut out for it,
- and I never will be.
- 624
- 00:47:49,598 --> 00:47:52,089
- Even my own dad knew
- I wasn't worth the trouble.
- 625
- 00:47:52,234 --> 00:47:55,431
- He dumped me at that school
- first chance he got...
- 626
- 00:47:56,105 --> 00:47:58,437
- ...and I never heard from him again.
- 627
- 00:48:00,109 --> 00:48:03,943
- My dad wasn't really
- the fatherly type, either.
- 628
- 00:48:04,446 --> 00:48:06,607
- I doubt he was worse than mine.
- 629
- 00:48:07,449 --> 00:48:08,746
- Oh, yeah?
- 630
- 00:48:08,884 --> 00:48:12,945
- My father was an ogre.
- He tried to eat me.
- 631
- 00:48:13,789 --> 00:48:15,984
- I guess I should have realized it.
- 632
- 00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:20,391
- He bathed me in barbecue sauce and
- put me to bed with an apple in my mouth.
- 633
- 00:48:22,298 --> 00:48:24,789
- I guess that's pretty bad.
- 634
- 00:48:27,136 --> 00:48:29,331
- It may be hard to believe,
- 635
- 00:48:29,471 --> 00:48:32,929
- what, with my obvious charm
- and good looks,
- 636
- 00:48:33,075 --> 00:48:36,010
- but people used
- to think I was a monster.
- 637
- 00:48:36,145 --> 00:48:39,808
- And for a long time, I believed them.
- 638
- 00:48:41,817 --> 00:48:43,409
- But after a while,
- 639
- 00:48:43,552 --> 00:48:47,079
- you learn to ignore
- the names people call you
- 640
- 00:48:47,223 --> 00:48:49,555
- and just trust who you are.
- 641
- 00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:54,823
- You know... you're okay, Shrek.
- 642
- 00:48:55,664 --> 00:48:59,225
- You just need to do a little less
- yelling and use a little more soap.
- 643
- 00:49:00,569 --> 00:49:02,196
- Thanks, Artie.
- 644
- 00:49:02,338 --> 00:49:06,001
- The soap's because
- you stink... really bad.
- 645
- 00:49:07,176 --> 00:49:09,667
- Yeah... I got that.
- 646
- 00:49:13,682 --> 00:49:16,549
- This place is filthy!
- 647
- 00:49:16,852 --> 00:49:18,444
- I feel like a hobo.
- 648
- 00:49:19,688 --> 00:49:22,452
- I'm sorry, but this
- isn't working for me.
- 649
- 00:49:22,591 --> 00:49:27,153
- Everything's always about you.
- It's not like your attitude is helping.
- 650
- 00:49:27,296 --> 00:49:30,993
- Maybe itjust bothers you
- I was voted fairest in the land.
- 651
- 00:49:31,133 --> 00:49:33,226
- You mean in that rigged election?
- 652
- 00:49:33,369 --> 00:49:36,338
- Give me a break. " Rapunzel, Rapunzel...
- 653
- 00:49:36,472 --> 00:49:39,600
- ...let down thy golden extensions!"
- 654
- 00:49:39,742 --> 00:49:44,543
- Ladies, let go of your petty complaints
- and let's work together!
- 655
- 00:49:47,516 --> 00:49:50,508
- So I guess the plan is
- we just wander aimlessly
- 656
- 00:49:50,653 --> 00:49:52,746
- in this stinkhole until we rot.
- 657
- 00:49:52,888 --> 00:49:56,415
- No, we get inside and find out
- what Oharming's up to.
- 658
- 00:49:56,558 --> 00:49:59,254
- I know he's a jerk and everything,
- 659
- 00:49:59,395 --> 00:50:03,559
- but that Oharming
- makes me hotter than July.
- 660
- 00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:06,231
- That's it!
- 661
- 00:50:34,263 --> 00:50:36,629
- Oome on! This way!
- 662
- 00:50:36,765 --> 00:50:37,754
- Rapunzel, wait!
- 663
- 00:50:47,276 --> 00:50:49,107
- Oharming, let go of her.
- 664
- 00:50:49,244 --> 00:50:51,872
- But why would I want to do that?
- 665
- 00:50:57,419 --> 00:50:58,408
- What?
- 666
- 00:50:58,554 --> 00:51:03,651
- Say hello, ladies,
- to the new Queen of Far Far Away.
- 667
- 00:51:07,663 --> 00:51:09,460
- Rapunzel, how could you?
- 668
- 00:51:09,598 --> 00:51:11,862
- Jealous much?
- 669
- 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,434
- Soon you'll be back
- where you started,
- 670
- 00:51:14,570 --> 00:51:17,198
- scrubbing floors
- or locked away in towers.
- 671
- 00:51:17,339 --> 00:51:20,968
- That is, if I let you last the week.
- 672
- 00:51:23,278 --> 00:51:25,872
- Pookie, you promised not to hurt them.
- 673
- 00:51:26,014 --> 00:51:30,007
- Not here, kitten whiskers.
- Daddy will discuss it later.
- 674
- 00:51:30,753 --> 00:51:33,278
- Now forgive us.
- We have a show to put on.
- 675
- 00:51:33,422 --> 00:51:36,687
- Shrek will be back soon,
- and you'll be sorry.
- 676
- 00:51:36,825 --> 00:51:38,224
- Sorry?!
- 677
- 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:42,626
- Don't you realize once Shrek
- sets foot in Far Far Away...
- 678
- 00:51:42,765 --> 00:51:44,528
- ...he's doomed?
- 679
- 00:52:24,072 --> 00:52:25,699
- Look out! They got a piano!
- 680
- 00:52:25,841 --> 00:52:29,208
- Kill them all... except the fat one.
- 681
- 00:52:29,344 --> 00:52:33,713
- King Oharming has something special
- in mind for you, ogre.
- 682
- 00:52:33,849 --> 00:52:35,146
- King Oharming?
- 683
- 00:52:35,284 --> 00:52:36,308
- Attack!
- 684
- 00:52:42,591 --> 00:52:43,751
- Artie, duck!
- 685
- 00:52:58,307 --> 00:52:59,569
- Ready the plank!
- 686
- 00:53:15,290 --> 00:53:16,951
- - Shrek!
- - Help!
- 687
- 00:53:36,278 --> 00:53:37,575
- Oowards!
- 688
- 00:53:37,713 --> 00:53:40,079
- What has Oharming done with Fiona?
- 689
- 00:53:40,215 --> 00:53:42,809
- She's going to get what's coming to her.
- 690
- 00:53:43,385 --> 00:53:48,288
- And there ain't nothing
- you can do to stop him!
- 691
- 00:53:48,423 --> 00:53:50,948
- - We've got to save her.
- - But she's so far far away!
- 692
- 00:53:51,894 --> 00:53:54,192
- Get yourself back
- to Worcestershire, kid.
- 693
- 00:53:54,329 --> 00:53:57,821
- No, Shrek. Hold on. I've got an idea.
- 694
- 00:53:57,966 --> 00:54:00,230
- I am a buzzing bee.
- 695
- 00:54:00,903 --> 00:54:04,100
- Mr. Merlin?
- They need a spell to get them...
- 696
- 00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:07,265
- ...I mean us, back to Far Far Away.
- 697
- 00:54:07,409 --> 00:54:10,845
- Forget it. I don't have that kind
- of magic in me anymore.
- 698
- 00:54:10,979 --> 00:54:14,676
- How about a hug?
- That's the best kind of magic.
- 699
- 00:54:14,816 --> 00:54:17,182
- Please. I know you can do it.
- 700
- 00:54:17,319 --> 00:54:19,116
- I said forget it!
- 701
- 00:54:19,254 --> 00:54:20,585
- But...
- 702
- 00:54:27,996 --> 00:54:29,588
- What's with you?
- 703
- 00:54:30,933 --> 00:54:34,096
- It's just so hard, you know?
- 704
- 00:54:34,770 --> 00:54:38,900
- They need to get back,
- cause their kingdom's in trouble.
- 705
- 00:54:39,041 --> 00:54:41,566
- Cause there's a really bad man.
- 706
- 00:54:41,710 --> 00:54:43,473
- It's just so hard!
- 707
- 00:54:43,612 --> 00:54:45,739
- Take it easy.
- 708
- 00:54:45,881 --> 00:54:49,248
- No! I don't think you understand!
- 709
- 00:54:49,384 --> 00:54:53,912
- There's a mean person doing
- mean things to good people.
- 710
- 00:54:54,056 --> 00:54:55,751
- Have a heart, old man.
- 711
- 00:54:55,891 --> 00:55:00,055
- They really need your help to get back.
- Why won't you help them?!
- 712
- 00:55:03,899 --> 00:55:05,491
- Okay.
- 713
- 00:55:05,634 --> 00:55:07,625
- I'll go get my things.
- 714
- 00:55:10,405 --> 00:55:11,599
- Piece of cake.
- 715
- 00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:15,267
- Well, well. You want eggs with that ham?
- 716
- 00:55:15,410 --> 00:55:19,107
- I am a little rusty, so there
- could be some side effects.
- 717
- 00:55:19,247 --> 00:55:20,714
- - Side effects?
- - Don't worry.
- 718
- 00:55:20,849 --> 00:55:24,615
- Whatever it is, no matter
- how excruciatingly painful,
- 719
- 00:55:24,753 --> 00:55:27,916
- it will wear off eventually. I think.
- 720
- 00:55:29,891 --> 00:55:32,121
- - Oops.
- - You sure about this?
- 721
- 00:55:32,260 --> 00:55:36,390
- If Artie trusts him,
- that's good enough for me.
- 722
- 00:55:36,531 --> 00:55:38,396
- Even if his robe doesn't cover...
- 723
- 00:55:38,533 --> 00:55:41,058
- Alacritious expeditious...
- 724
- 00:55:41,203 --> 00:55:43,899
- ...a-zoomy-zoom-zoom!
- 725
- 00:55:44,039 --> 00:55:46,872
- Let's help our friends get back...
- 726
- 00:55:49,611 --> 00:55:50,942
- ...soon!
- 727
- 00:55:58,286 --> 00:55:59,878
- It worked!
- 728
- 00:56:08,597 --> 00:56:11,623
- I haven't been on a trip
- like that since college!
- 729
- 00:56:12,067 --> 00:56:13,329
- Donkey?
- 730
- 00:56:13,468 --> 00:56:16,301
- What? Is something in my teeth?
- 731
- 00:56:18,740 --> 00:56:23,734
- Oh, no! I've been abracadabra-ed into
- a Fancy Feastin', second-rate sidekick!
- 732
- 00:56:26,081 --> 00:56:30,142
- At least you don't look
- like some kind of bloated piñata!
- 733
- 00:56:30,285 --> 00:56:32,344
- You should think about going on a diet!
- 734
- 00:56:32,487 --> 00:56:37,083
- You should get yourself a pair of pants.
- I feel all exposed and nasty!
- 735
- 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,092
- So you two think this is funny?
- 736
- 00:56:43,598 --> 00:56:45,395
- I'm really sorry, guys.
- 737
- 00:56:45,534 --> 00:56:48,002
- Don't be. You got us back, kid.
- 738
- 00:56:53,675 --> 00:56:55,802
- How in the Hans Ohristian Andersen
- 739
- 00:56:55,944 --> 00:56:58,708
- am I supposed to parade around
- in these goofy boots?
- 740
- 00:56:58,847 --> 00:57:01,680
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Be very careful with those.
- 741
- 00:57:03,118 --> 00:57:06,451
- They were made in Madrid
- by the finest...
- 742
- 00:57:07,122 --> 00:57:09,113
- You'll learn to control that.
- 743
- 00:57:12,027 --> 00:57:17,021
- Seriously. Ow! You need some comfort
- inserts or arch supports or something.
- 744
- 00:57:23,205 --> 00:57:28,074
- Watch it. I'm walking here
- and I'm gonna keep going until...
- 745
- 00:57:28,210 --> 00:57:29,302
- Pinocchio!
- 746
- 00:57:30,045 --> 00:57:32,070
- Shrek! Help me!
- 747
- 00:57:32,214 --> 00:57:35,411
- - What happened?
- - Oharming and the villains took over!
- 748
- 00:57:35,550 --> 00:57:39,316
- Fiona and the Princesses got away.
- Now she's ...
- 749
- 00:57:39,454 --> 00:57:40,978
- She's what?! What?!
- 750
- 00:57:43,325 --> 00:57:45,156
- Puss! Loan me five bucks.
- 751
- 00:57:45,293 --> 00:57:47,523
- You heard him. Help the brother out.
- 752
- 00:57:47,662 --> 00:57:49,755
- Do you see any pockets on me?
- 753
- 00:57:49,898 --> 00:57:51,729
- Hold on a second.
- 754
- 00:57:54,236 --> 00:57:58,400
- I had no idea, really. I... I swear.
- 755
- 00:57:59,574 --> 00:58:01,769
- Quick! Where is Fiona?
- 756
- 00:58:01,910 --> 00:58:05,676
- Oharming has her locked away
- someplace. You have to find him!
- 757
- 00:58:05,814 --> 00:58:08,681
- He's probably getting ready
- for the show!
- 758
- 00:58:08,817 --> 00:58:11,149
- Wait, Pinocchio! What show?
- 759
- 00:58:16,158 --> 00:58:18,558
- " It's a Happily Ever After After All" .
- 760
- 00:58:18,693 --> 00:58:21,025
- " Shrek's final performance" ?
- 761
- 00:58:21,163 --> 00:58:25,293
- Shrek! You didn't tell us
- you were in a play!
- 762
- 00:58:25,433 --> 00:58:28,891
- I guess I've been so busy
- I forgot to mention it.
- 763
- 00:58:29,037 --> 00:58:30,595
- The ogre! Get him!
- 764
- 00:58:31,940 --> 00:58:34,272
- <i>Don't worry, jefe. I got this.</i>
- 765
- 00:58:40,816 --> 00:58:42,443
- Uck! Kill it!
- 766
- 00:58:43,451 --> 00:58:48,582
- Look. Don't you know who
- he thinks he is? How dare you!
- 767
- 00:58:48,723 --> 00:58:50,247
- We're dealing with amateurs.
- 768
- 00:58:50,392 --> 00:58:55,329
- He's a star, people! Hello?
- I'm so sorry about this, Mr. Shrek.
- 769
- 00:58:55,463 --> 00:58:56,987
- I'm going to lose it!
- 770
- 00:58:57,132 --> 00:59:00,932
- Is everything ready? You did get
- the list for the dressing room?
- 771
- 00:59:01,069 --> 00:59:04,163
- Breakfast croissant stuffed
- with seared sashimi tuna.
- 772
- 00:59:04,306 --> 00:59:07,605
- And I hope you have the saffron corn
- with jalapeno honey butter.
- 773
- 00:59:07,742 --> 00:59:10,734
- Our client cannot get
- into his proper emotional state
- 774
- 00:59:10,879 --> 00:59:12,676
- withoutjalapeno honey butter!
- 775
- 00:59:12,814 --> 00:59:14,213
- I just lost it.
- 776
- 00:59:14,983 --> 00:59:17,508
- They should talk to Nancy
- in Human Resources.
- 777
- 00:59:17,652 --> 00:59:21,144
- Oh, we will have much to say
- to Nancy, I promise!
- 778
- 00:59:22,824 --> 00:59:26,521
- "With this sword, I do..." No. "With..."
- 779
- 00:59:26,661 --> 00:59:30,324
- "With this sword, I do smote thee!"
- 780
- 00:59:31,233 --> 00:59:33,701
- Is " smote" the right word? " Smoot" ?
- 781
- 00:59:33,835 --> 00:59:35,700
- I don't think that's a word.
- 782
- 00:59:35,837 --> 00:59:40,171
- Maybe I should just " smite" him.
- Let's try this again. Now...
- 783
- 00:59:41,343 --> 00:59:44,506
- Shrek attacks me.
- I pretend to be afraid.
- 784
- 00:59:45,247 --> 00:59:49,650
- " Now the kingdom will get the happily
- ever after they deserve. Die, ogre!"
- 785
- 00:59:49,784 --> 00:59:53,447
- Blah, blah, blah. Oh,
- itjust doesn't feel real enough!
- 786
- 00:59:55,357 --> 00:59:57,382
- Who told you to stop dancing?!
- 787
- 00:59:57,525 --> 00:59:58,992
- Wink and turn.
- 788
- 00:59:59,127 --> 01:00:02,358
- What are you laying around for?
- Get up! Honestly!
- 789
- 01:00:11,039 --> 01:00:14,236
- Our happily ever after
- is nearly complete, Mummy.
- 790
- 01:00:14,376 --> 01:00:16,571
- And I assure you...
- 791
- 01:00:16,711 --> 01:00:21,705
- ...the people of this kingdom
- will pay dearly for every second...
- 792
- 01:00:22,884 --> 01:00:24,545
- ...we've had to wait.
- 793
- 01:00:26,154 --> 01:00:27,587
- Break a leg.
- 794
- 01:00:27,722 --> 01:00:30,486
- On second thought,
- let me break it for you.
- 795
- 01:00:30,625 --> 01:00:34,925
- Thank goodness. I was afraid
- you wouldn't get back in time.
- 796
- 01:00:35,063 --> 01:00:36,690
- Where's Fiona?
- 797
- 01:00:36,831 --> 01:00:41,063
- Don't worry. She and the others
- are safe... for now.
- 798
- 01:00:50,245 --> 01:00:53,578
- Let me guess. Arthur.
- 799
- 01:00:54,249 --> 01:00:56,274
- It's Artie, actually.
- 800
- 01:00:56,418 --> 01:01:01,412
- This boy is supposed to be
- the new King of Far Far Away?
- 801
- 01:01:03,325 --> 01:01:04,622
- How pathetic.
- 802
- 01:01:04,759 --> 01:01:07,626
- Stand still, so I won't make a mess.
- 803
- 01:01:07,762 --> 01:01:11,198
- Oharming, stop! I'm here now.
- You got what you wanted.
- 804
- 01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:12,994
- This isn't about him.
- 805
- 01:01:13,768 --> 01:01:18,102
- Then who's it about?
- I'm supposed to be king, right?
- 806
- 01:01:19,441 --> 01:01:23,810
- You weren't really next in line
- for the throne.
- 807
- 01:01:23,945 --> 01:01:25,344
- I was.
- 808
- 01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:28,813
- But you said the King
- asked for me personally.
- 809
- 01:01:28,950 --> 01:01:30,781
- Not exactly.
- 810
- 01:01:30,919 --> 01:01:32,352
- What does that mean?
- 811
- 01:01:32,487 --> 01:01:34,978
- I said whatever I had to say, all right?
- 812
- 01:01:35,123 --> 01:01:38,820
- I wasn't right for the job,
- so I needed some fool to replace me.
- 813
- 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:42,623
- And you fit the bill. So just go!
- 814
- 01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:47,759
- You were playing me the whole time.
- 815
- 01:01:47,902 --> 01:01:49,665
- You catch on real fast, kid.
- 816
- 01:01:49,804 --> 01:01:52,898
- Maybe you're not
- as big of a loser as I thought.
- 817
- 01:01:59,314 --> 01:02:01,680
- You know, for a minute...
- 818
- 01:02:01,816 --> 01:02:03,716
- - ...I actually thought...
- - What?
- 819
- 01:02:03,852 --> 01:02:07,344
- That he cared about you? He's an ogre.
- 820
- 01:02:07,489 --> 01:02:09,320
- What did you expect?
- 821
- 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:23,327
- You really do have a way
- with children, Shrek.
- 822
- 01:02:35,683 --> 01:02:39,483
- <i>Leave me out with the waste</i>
- 823
- 01:02:39,621 --> 01:02:42,556
- <i>This is not what I do</i>
- 824
- 01:02:42,690 --> 01:02:46,387
- <i>It's the wrong time</i>
- 825
- 01:02:46,528 --> 01:02:49,224
- <i>She's pulling me through</i>
- 826
- 01:02:49,364 --> 01:02:53,061
- <i>It's a small crime</i>
- 827
- 01:02:53,201 --> 01:02:55,829
- <i>And I got no excuse</i>
- 828
- 01:02:55,970 --> 01:02:58,370
- <i>And is that all right, yeah?</i>
- 829
- 01:02:59,841 --> 01:03:01,866
- <i>Is that all right with you?</i>
- 830
- 01:03:02,710 --> 01:03:07,044
- <i>Is that all right, yeah?</i>
- 831
- 01:03:07,549 --> 01:03:11,542
- <i>If I give my gun away when it's loaded?</i>
- 832
- 01:03:13,721 --> 01:03:18,385
- <i>If you don't shoot it
- how am I supposed to hold it?</i>
- 833
- 01:03:21,563 --> 01:03:24,430
- <i>Is that all right?
- Is that all right?</i>
- 834
- 01:03:24,566 --> 01:03:28,002
- <i>Is that all right with you?</i>
- 835
- 01:03:28,136 --> 01:03:29,001
- <i>No.</i>
- 836
- 01:03:29,337 --> 01:03:31,168
- Had we stayed put like I suggested,
- 837
- 01:03:31,306 --> 01:03:34,104
- we'd be sipping tea
- out of little heart-shaped cups.
- 838
- 01:03:34,242 --> 01:03:35,766
- Yeah, heart-shaped cups.
- 839
- 01:03:35,910 --> 01:03:38,538
- And eating crumpets
- smothered with loganberries.
- 840
- 01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,272
- Yeah, loganberries.
- 841
- 01:03:40,415 --> 01:03:42,280
- - Shut up, Oindy.
- - Yeah, shut up.
- 842
- 01:03:42,417 --> 01:03:45,284
- - No, you shut up.
- - Stay out of this.
- 843
- 01:03:45,420 --> 01:03:48,218
- Who cares who's " running the kingdom" ?
- 844
- 01:03:48,356 --> 01:03:51,587
- - I care.
- - You should all care.
- 845
- 01:03:55,563 --> 01:03:58,464
- I have your badge number, tin can!
- 846
- 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,465
- - Donkey?
- - Princess!
- 847
- 01:04:00,602 --> 01:04:01,591
- Puss?
- 848
- 01:04:01,736 --> 01:04:05,797
- I am Puss, stuck here
- inside this hideous body.
- 849
- 01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:06,964
- And I'm me!
- 850
- 01:04:07,108 --> 01:04:08,234
- But you're...
- 851
- 01:04:08,376 --> 01:04:11,038
- Everything's fruity in the loops,
- but what happened is
- 852
- 01:04:11,179 --> 01:04:13,147
- we went to high school,
- the boat crashed
- 853
- 01:04:13,281 --> 01:04:15,841
- and we got bippity-boppity-booped
- by the magic man.
- 854
- 01:04:15,984 --> 01:04:18,179
- You poor sweet things.
- 855
- 01:04:18,319 --> 01:04:19,718
- I don't get it.
- 856
- 01:04:19,854 --> 01:04:23,585
- The cat turned into a little horse
- that smells like feet. What's to get?
- 857
- 01:04:23,725 --> 01:04:25,090
- Who dat?
- 858
- 01:04:25,226 --> 01:04:26,250
- Where's Shrek?
- 859
- 01:04:26,394 --> 01:04:30,387
- Oharming has him. He plans to kill Shrek
- tonight in front of the whole kingdom!
- 860
- 01:04:31,799 --> 01:04:35,963
- All right, everyone.
- We need to find a way out now.
- 861
- 01:04:36,104 --> 01:04:39,631
- You're right.
- Ladies, assume the position!
- 862
- 01:04:44,512 --> 01:04:45,706
- What are you doing?
- 863
- 01:04:46,481 --> 01:04:47,846
- Waiting to be rescued.
- 864
- 01:04:47,982 --> 01:04:49,950
- You've got to be kidding me.
- 865
- 01:04:50,084 --> 01:04:52,848
- What else can we do? We're just four...
- 866
- 01:04:52,987 --> 01:04:56,286
- ...I mean three, super-hot princesses...
- 867
- 01:04:56,424 --> 01:05:00,485
- ...two circus freaks, a pregnant ogre
- and an old lady!
- 868
- 01:05:01,329 --> 01:05:05,663
- Excuse me. Old lady coming through.
- 869
- 01:05:14,275 --> 01:05:16,072
- Mom!
- 870
- 01:05:16,211 --> 01:05:20,477
- You didn't think you got your fighting
- skills from your father, did you?
- 871
- 01:05:20,615 --> 01:05:23,345
- Excuse me. There's still one more.
- 872
- 01:05:33,528 --> 01:05:35,860
- Why don't you just lie down?
- 873
- 01:05:38,533 --> 01:05:41,400
- Okay, girls, from here on out...
- 874
- 01:05:41,536 --> 01:05:44,004
- ...we take care of business ourselves.
- 875
- 01:06:01,055 --> 01:06:05,583
- <i>The Far Far Away Theatre at the
- Charming Pavilion is proud to present...</i>
- 876
- 01:06:05,727 --> 01:06:07,490
- <i>..."It's A Happily Ever After
- After AII."</i>
- 877
- 01:06:07,629 --> 01:06:10,928
- Enjoy your evening
- of theatrical reverie, citizen.
- 878
- 01:06:11,065 --> 01:06:14,398
- Oi! No food or beverages in the theater!
- 879
- 01:06:28,249 --> 01:06:29,614
- Places, everyone!
- 880
- 01:06:34,756 --> 01:06:35,882
- Easy!
- 881
- 01:06:36,024 --> 01:06:39,926
- Sorry. I was showing off
- for the little one.
- 882
- 01:06:40,662 --> 01:06:44,257
- It's Bring Your Kids to Work Day.
- Oome here, beautiful.
- 883
- 01:06:47,435 --> 01:06:50,427
- Well, she's got your eye.
- 884
- 01:06:51,673 --> 01:06:56,610
- Who would have thought a monster like
- me deserved something as special as you?
- 885
- 01:07:38,286 --> 01:07:41,312
- <i>Little birdies, take wing</i>
- 886
- 01:07:42,156 --> 01:07:44,784
- <i>Flitting down from the trees they appear</i>
- 887
- 01:07:44,926 --> 01:07:47,394
- <i>And to chirp in my ear</i>
- 888
- 01:07:48,663 --> 01:07:51,655
- <i>All because I sing</i>
- 889
- 01:08:21,295 --> 01:08:22,353
- Move it! Go!
- 890
- 01:08:28,970 --> 01:08:30,699
- My babies!
- 891
- 01:08:31,706 --> 01:08:32,695
- Help!
- 892
- 01:09:18,252 --> 01:09:20,243
- Hey, how's it goin'
- 893
- 01:09:30,932 --> 01:09:32,866
- O to the K. The coast is clear.
- 894
- 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,628
- Let's do this. Go, Team Dynamite!
- 895
- 01:09:35,770 --> 01:09:39,604
- I thought we agreed to use the name
- Team Super Oool.
- 896
- 01:09:39,740 --> 01:09:41,970
- I recall it was Team Awesome.
- 897
- 01:09:42,109 --> 01:09:44,043
- I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
- 898
- 01:09:44,178 --> 01:09:46,146
- Okay! From henceforth,
- 899
- 01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:50,410
- we will be Team Alpha Super Awesome
- Oool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
- 900
- 01:09:50,551 --> 01:09:54,783
- <i>Ach de liebe! There is some strange
- little girl over there staring at us!</i>
- 901
- 01:09:55,723 --> 01:09:57,088
- Artie!
- 902
- 01:09:57,225 --> 01:09:58,590
- Wait, wait!
- 903
- 01:09:58,726 --> 01:10:00,921
- <i>Where is the fire, señor?</i>
- 904
- 01:10:01,062 --> 01:10:03,087
- Please. Don't act so innocent.
- 905
- 01:10:03,231 --> 01:10:06,997
- You both knew what was going on
- and kept it to yourselves.
- 906
- 01:10:07,134 --> 01:10:08,726
- It's not like it seems.
- 907
- 01:10:08,870 --> 01:10:11,703
- It's not? I think it seems pretty clear.
- 908
- 01:10:11,839 --> 01:10:14,364
- He was using me. That's all.
- 909
- 01:10:14,509 --> 01:10:16,943
- Using you? You really don't get it.
- 910
- 01:10:17,078 --> 01:10:20,070
- Shrek only said
- those things to protect you.
- 911
- 01:10:20,748 --> 01:10:25,412
- Oharming was going to kill you, Artie!
- Shrek saved your life.
- 912
- 01:10:35,997 --> 01:10:37,589
- Oue the spot!
- 913
- 01:10:41,435 --> 01:10:43,960
- <i>I wait alone up here</i>
- 914
- 01:10:44,105 --> 01:10:46,801
- <i>I'm trapped another day</i>
- 915
- 01:10:46,941 --> 01:10:50,138
- <i>Locked up here, please set me free</i>
- 916
- 01:10:50,278 --> 01:10:53,304
- <i>My new life I almost see</i>
- 917
- 01:10:53,447 --> 01:10:56,143
- <i>A castle, you and me</i>
- 918
- 01:10:56,284 --> 01:11:01,381
- <i>Yes, a castle, you and me</i>
- 919
- 01:11:03,457 --> 01:11:04,515
- Oherubs!
- 920
- 01:11:08,462 --> 01:11:12,262
- <i>Tis I, Tis I
- Upon my regal steed</i>
- 921
- 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,027
- <i>Princess, my love</i>
- 922
- 01:11:14,168 --> 01:11:16,932
- <i>At last you shall be freed
- I'm strong</i>
- 923
- 01:11:17,071 --> 01:11:19,039
- <i>And brave
- And dashing my way there</i>
- 924
- 01:11:19,473 --> 01:11:25,139
- <i>With speed! With might!
- With soft and bouncy hair!</i>
- 925
- 01:11:26,113 --> 01:11:29,879
- <i>- Through the blistering desert
- - Hot!</i>
- 926
- 01:11:30,017 --> 01:11:33,043
- <i>- Across the stormiest sea
- - Wet!</i>
- 927
- 01:11:33,187 --> 01:11:35,178
- <i>Facing creatures so vile</i>
- 928
- 01:11:35,323 --> 01:11:36,449
- <i>Foul!</i>
- 929
- 01:11:36,591 --> 01:11:40,721
- <i>So you can gaze upon me!</i>
- 930
- 01:11:42,029 --> 01:11:44,361
- <i>I knew you'd come for me</i>
- 931
- 01:11:44,498 --> 01:11:48,332
- <i>And now we finally meet</i>
- 932
- 01:11:48,469 --> 01:11:49,936
- <i>I knew you'd wait</i>
- 933
- 01:11:50,071 --> 01:11:54,599
- <i>And from my plate of love you'd eat</i>
- 934
- 01:12:14,528 --> 01:12:17,861
- <i>Who is this terribly ugly fiend
- Who so rudely intervened?</i>
- 935
- 01:12:17,999 --> 01:12:19,830
- <i>Will Charming fight or flee?</i>
- 936
- 01:12:19,967 --> 01:12:21,025
- <i>Please rescue me!</i>
- 937
- 01:12:21,168 --> 01:12:22,863
- <i>From this monstrosity!</i>
- 938
- 01:12:23,004 --> 01:12:28,032
- <i>Fear thee not, honey lamb!
- I will slice this thing up like a ham!</i>
- 939
- 01:12:29,210 --> 01:12:30,677
- Oh, boy.
- 940
- 01:12:30,811 --> 01:12:34,406
- <i>You are about to enter a world of pain</i>
- 941
- 01:12:34,548 --> 01:12:38,882
- <i>With which you are not familiar!</i>
- 942
- 01:12:42,323 --> 01:12:46,726
- It can't be any more painful
- than your lousy performance.
- 943
- 01:12:50,398 --> 01:12:52,389
- " Prepare, foul beast."
- 944
- 01:12:54,502 --> 01:12:57,767
- Prepare, foul beast, your time is done!
- 945
- 01:12:57,905 --> 01:13:01,068
- Oould you kill me and then sing?
- 946
- 01:13:02,576 --> 01:13:04,271
- Be quiet!
- 947
- 01:13:04,412 --> 01:13:08,542
- I'm just having fun with you.
- That's actually a very nice leotard.
- 948
- 01:13:08,683 --> 01:13:09,945
- Thank you.
- 949
- 01:13:10,084 --> 01:13:12,177
- Do they come in men's sizes?
- 950
- 01:13:15,256 --> 01:13:16,985
- Now that be funny!
- 951
- 01:13:17,124 --> 01:13:19,092
- Enough!
- 952
- 01:13:21,495 --> 01:13:25,295
- Now you'll finally
- know what it's like...
- 953
- 01:13:25,433 --> 01:13:28,960
- ...to have everything you worked for...
- 954
- 01:13:29,103 --> 01:13:33,130
- ...everything that's precious to you,
- taken away.
- 955
- 01:13:33,274 --> 01:13:36,607
- Now you'll know how I felt.
- 956
- 01:13:43,951 --> 01:13:45,612
- Sausage roll!
- 957
- 01:14:02,970 --> 01:14:05,495
- Pray for mercy from Puss!
- 958
- 01:14:05,639 --> 01:14:07,129
- And Donkey!
- 959
- 01:14:07,341 --> 01:14:08,399
- D
- 960
- 01:14:19,420 --> 01:14:20,682
- Hi, honey.
- 961
- 01:14:20,821 --> 01:14:23,847
- Sorry we're late. You okay?
- 962
- 01:14:23,991 --> 01:14:26,323
- Much better, now that you're here.
- 963
- 01:14:28,996 --> 01:14:34,195
- So, Oharming, you want to let me out of
- these so we can settle this ogre-to-man?
- 964
- 01:14:34,335 --> 01:14:38,669
- Ooh, that sounds fun.
- But I have a better idea.
- 965
- 01:14:54,522 --> 01:14:56,922
- No! Let go of me!
- 966
- 01:14:57,057 --> 01:15:01,187
- You will not ruin things
- this time, ogre. Kill it.
- 967
- 01:15:05,032 --> 01:15:06,795
- Everybody, stop!
- 968
- 01:15:08,636 --> 01:15:10,729
- Oh, what is it now?!
- 969
- 01:15:10,871 --> 01:15:12,133
- Artie?
- 970
- 01:15:21,816 --> 01:15:24,284
- Who thinks we need
- to settle things this way?
- 971
- 01:15:28,556 --> 01:15:32,253
- You mean you want to be villains
- your whole lives?
- 972
- 01:15:32,393 --> 01:15:36,193
- But we are villains!
- It's the only thing we know.
- 973
- 01:15:36,330 --> 01:15:38,764
- You never wish
- you could be something else?
- 974
- 01:15:38,899 --> 01:15:42,357
- Easy for you to say. You're not
- some evil enchanted tree.
- 975
- 01:15:42,503 --> 01:15:45,267
- You morons! Don't listen to him! Attack!
- 976
- 01:15:45,406 --> 01:15:48,204
- What Steve means is
- it's hard to come by honest work
- 977
- 01:15:48,342 --> 01:15:50,367
- when the whole world's against you.
- 978
- 01:15:50,511 --> 01:15:52,240
- Right. Thanks, Ed.
- 979
- 01:15:52,379 --> 01:15:56,782
- Fair enough. You're right.
- I'm not a talking tree.
- 980
- 01:15:56,917 --> 01:15:58,009
- But you know...
- 981
- 01:15:58,152 --> 01:16:01,280
- ...a good friend once told me...
- 982
- 01:16:01,422 --> 01:16:06,450
- ...just because people treat you
- like a villain, or an ogre...
- 983
- 01:16:06,594 --> 01:16:08,585
- ...orjust some loser...
- 984
- 01:16:10,097 --> 01:16:11,997
- ...doesn't mean you are one.
- 985
- 01:16:14,869 --> 01:16:18,737
- What matters most
- is what you think of yourself.
- 986
- 01:16:18,873 --> 01:16:23,173
- If there's something you really want,
- or someone you want to be...
- 987
- 01:16:23,310 --> 01:16:26,939
- ...the only person standing
- in your way is you.
- 988
- 01:16:27,448 --> 01:16:29,211
- - Me?
- - Get him!
- 989
- 01:16:29,350 --> 01:16:30,749
- No, no, no!
- 990
- 01:16:30,885 --> 01:16:33,820
- What I mean is each of you...
- 991
- 01:16:33,954 --> 01:16:36,218
- ...is standing in your own way.
- 992
- 01:16:40,127 --> 01:16:42,618
- I always wanted to play the flute.
- 993
- 01:16:42,763 --> 01:16:46,426
- I'd like to open up a spa... in France!
- 994
- 01:16:46,567 --> 01:16:51,129
- I grow daffodils. And they're beautiful.
- 995
- 01:17:39,853 --> 01:17:43,016
- A new era finally begins!
- 996
- 01:17:44,858 --> 01:17:46,519
- Now all of you...
- 997
- 01:17:47,361 --> 01:17:49,761
- ...bow before your King!
- 998
- 01:17:56,203 --> 01:17:58,535
- You need to work on your aim.
- 999
- 01:18:00,874 --> 01:18:03,741
- This was supposed to be
- my happily ever after!
- 1000
- 01:18:03,877 --> 01:18:06,368
- Well, you need to keep looking...
- 1001
- 01:18:08,382 --> 01:18:10,441
- ...because I'm not giving up mine.
- 1002
- 01:18:15,723 --> 01:18:16,883
- Mommy?
- 1003
- 01:18:28,235 --> 01:18:30,396
- It's yours if you want it.
- 1004
- 01:18:31,071 --> 01:18:33,403
- But this time it's your choice.
- 1005
- 01:18:56,096 --> 01:18:57,120
- Author!
- 1006
- 01:18:57,264 --> 01:19:00,597
- Artie! Artie! Artie! Artie!
- 1007
- 01:19:04,938 --> 01:19:07,930
- Excuse me. That's my seat.
- 1008
- 01:19:08,942 --> 01:19:13,709
- <i>Okay, Señor Hocusy-Pocusy, the time
- has come to rectify some wrongs!</i>
- 1009
- 01:19:13,847 --> 01:19:16,372
- Though I have been enjoying
- these cat baths.
- 1010
- 01:19:16,517 --> 01:19:18,007
- Please say you didn't .
- 1011
- 01:19:18,152 --> 01:19:20,052
- All right! Look.
- 1012
- 01:19:20,187 --> 01:19:23,486
- You'll feel a pinch and possibly
- lower intestinal discomfort...
- 1013
- 01:19:23,624 --> 01:19:25,956
- ...but this should do the trick.
- 1014
- 01:19:30,197 --> 01:19:32,665
- - Are you...?
- - I'm me again!
- 1015
- 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:35,064
- - And I am not you!
- - All right!
- 1016
- 01:19:36,637 --> 01:19:37,797
- Oops.
- 1017
- 01:19:39,807 --> 01:19:41,206
- Ah, never mind.
- 1018
- 01:19:45,212 --> 01:19:49,273
- What did I tell you?
- The kid's going to be a great king.
- 1019
- 01:19:49,416 --> 01:19:52,977
- Well, for what it's worth,
- you would have, too.
- 1020
- 01:19:54,488 --> 01:19:57,480
- I have something
- much more important in mind.
- 1021
- 01:20:23,016 --> 01:20:24,244
- Finally.
- 1022
- 01:20:31,024 --> 01:20:32,355
- Dada.
- 1023
- 01:20:34,461 --> 01:20:38,830
- <i>Was I wrong about the world?
- It's a beautiful new place</i>
- 1024
- 01:20:38,966 --> 01:20:41,457
- I smell Shrek Junior!
- 1025
- 01:20:41,602 --> 01:20:44,264
- <i>Where else could a creep like me</i>
- 1026
- 01:20:44,404 --> 01:20:47,134
- <i>Meet such a pretty face</i>
- 1027
- 01:20:47,274 --> 01:20:51,210
- <i>Meeting every day with the rising sun</i>
- 1028
- 01:20:54,014 --> 01:20:56,915
- <i>Looking up, it's looking like</i>
- 1029
- 01:20:57,050 --> 01:20:59,712
- <i>My losing streak is done</i>
- 1030
- 01:21:00,621 --> 01:21:01,918
- Peek-a-boo!
- 1031
- 01:21:02,055 --> 01:21:03,386
- Peek-a-boo!
- 1032
- 01:21:06,593 --> 01:21:08,424
- A bouncy, bouncy, boy!
- 1033
- 01:21:08,562 --> 01:21:11,258
- <i>Used to always feel like</i>
- 1034
- 01:21:11,398 --> 01:21:14,060
- <i>Wished that I was dressed better</i>
- 1035
- 01:21:15,068 --> 01:21:16,729
- Where's the baby?
- 1036
- 01:21:16,870 --> 01:21:21,239
- <i>Never had a lot of luck
- Until I finally met her</i>
- 1037
- 01:21:30,751 --> 01:21:34,744
- <i>Meeting every day with the rising sun</i>
- 1038
- 01:21:37,424 --> 01:21:39,585
- <i>Looking up, it's looking like</i>
- 1039
- 01:21:40,260 --> 01:21:43,093
- <i>My losing streak is done</i>
- 1040
- 01:21:45,265 --> 01:21:47,597
- <i>My losing streak is done</i>
- 1041
- 01:21:58,445 --> 01:22:01,107
- Well... what shall we do now?
- 1042
- 01:22:17,130 --> 01:22:18,791
- I got it.
- 1043
- 01:22:25,305 --> 01:22:29,674
- Puss and Donkey, baby!
- Once again, come on!
- 1044
- 01:22:29,810 --> 01:22:34,440
- <i>I want to thank you for letting me
- be myself</i>
- 1045
- 01:22:34,581 --> 01:22:35,673
- <i>Again!</i>
- 1046
- 01:22:35,816 --> 01:22:37,681
- Look at my hips!
- 1047
- 01:22:37,818 --> 01:22:43,017
- <i>I want to thank you for letting me
- be myself</i>
- 1048
- 01:22:43,156 --> 01:22:44,646
- <i>Again!</i>
- 1049
- 01:22:49,930 --> 01:22:51,454
- - Break it down!
- - Let's go!
- 1050
- 01:22:51,598 --> 01:22:53,998
- <i>Stiff all in the collar</i>
- 1051
- 01:22:55,836 --> 01:22:57,997
- <i>Fluffy in the face</i>
- 1052
- 01:23:00,173 --> 01:23:02,664
- <i>Chit chat chatter trying</i>
- 1053
- 01:23:04,011 --> 01:23:06,172
- <i>Stuffy in the place</i>
- 1054
- 01:23:08,348 --> 01:23:11,181
- <i>Thank you for the par-tay</i>
- 1055
- 01:23:12,352 --> 01:23:14,217
- <i>But I could never stay</i>
- 1056
- 01:23:14,354 --> 01:23:15,685
- I'm sorry.
- 1057
- 01:23:16,356 --> 01:23:19,348
- <i>I got many things on my mind</i>
- 1058
- 01:23:20,694 --> 01:23:22,855
- <i>But the word's in the way</i>
- 1059
- 01:23:23,864 --> 01:23:29,063
- <i>And I want to thank you for letting me
- be myself</i>
- 1060
- 01:23:29,202 --> 01:23:30,533
- <i>Again</i>
- 1061
- 01:23:31,538 --> 01:23:33,506
- <i>Different strokes for different folks</i>
- 1062
- 01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:37,235
- <i>Thank you for letting me be myself</i>
- 1063
- 01:23:37,377 --> 01:23:38,867
- <i>Again</i>
- 1064
- 01:23:41,048 --> 01:23:42,538
- Break it down!
- 1065
- 01:23:43,550 --> 01:23:46,713
- Puss and Donkey, baby!
- Puss and Donkey, baby!
- 1066
- 01:23:47,220 --> 01:23:48,881
- Puss and Donkey, baby!
- 1067
- 01:23:50,223 --> 01:23:52,384
- <i>Dance to the music</i>
- 1068
- 01:23:54,227 --> 01:23:56,559
- <i>All night long</i>
- 1069
- 01:23:58,565 --> 01:24:00,897
- <i>Everyday people</i>
- 1070
- 01:24:02,569 --> 01:24:04,730
- <i>Sing a simple song</i>
- 1071
- 01:24:06,740 --> 01:24:09,231
- <i>Mama's so happy</i>
- 1072
- 01:24:11,078 --> 01:24:13,069
- <i>Mama start to cry</i>
- 1073
- 01:24:15,248 --> 01:24:17,739
- <i>Papa's still singing</i>
- 1074
- 01:24:18,919 --> 01:24:22,411
- <i>You can make it if you try
- So try!</i>
- 1075
- 01:24:23,590 --> 01:24:27,458
- <i>Thank you for letting me be myself</i>
- 1076
- 01:24:27,594 --> 01:24:28,925
- <i>Again</i>
- 1077
- 01:24:31,932 --> 01:24:35,800
- <i>Thank you for letting me be myself</i>
- 1078
- 01:24:35,936 --> 01:24:37,631
- <i>Again</i>
- 1079
- 01:24:37,771 --> 01:24:40,638
- Oome on, Donkey. Do something right!
- 1080
- 01:24:40,774 --> 01:24:43,174
- Put the hoofs together!
- Put the hoofs together!
- 1081
- 01:24:44,277 --> 01:24:48,475
- Stomp your boots, baby! Stomp your
- boots, baby! Stomp your boots, baby!
- 1082
- 01:24:48,615 --> 01:24:52,483
- <i>Thank you for letting me be myself</i>
- 1083
- 01:24:52,619 --> 01:24:54,109
- <i>Again</i>
- 1084
- 01:24:56,289 --> 01:25:00,817
- <i>I want to thank you for letting me
- be myself</i>
- 1085
- 01:25:00,961 --> 01:25:02,053
- <i>Again</i>
- 1086
- 01:25:02,195 --> 01:25:05,164
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- 1087
- 01:25:05,298 --> 01:25:08,495
- <i>Want to thank you
- Just to be my</i>
- 1088
- 01:25:08,635 --> 01:25:11,502
- <i>Because I just want to be my...
- See?</i>
- 1089
- 01:25:11,638 --> 01:25:14,334
- <i>Can I, can I thank you!
- Can I</i>
- 1090
- 01:25:14,474 --> 01:25:16,305
- Yes! Yes!
- 1091
- 01:25:18,474 --> 01:25:20,305
- *** THE END ***
- 1092
- 01:25:20,474 --> 01:25:30,305
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