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  1. import discord
  2. from discord.ext import commands
  3. import random
  4.  
  5. TOKEN = 'NTY5NDUzMjkwOTg3NzE2NjM5.XLw26g.AwLSjyB4Tv6GqxsQmxq7OxoTMG4'
  6.  
  7. client = discord.Client()
  8. bot = commands.Bot(command_prefix='*')
  9.  
  10. @client.event
  11. async def on_message(message):
  12.     if message.author == client.user:
  13.         return
  14.  
  15.     if message.content.startswith('bye'):
  16.         msg = 'your not allowed to leave'.format(message)
  17.         await client.send_message(message.channel, msg)
  18.  
  19.     if message.content.startswith('cya'):
  20.         msg = 'your not allowed to leave'.format(message)
  21.         await client.send_message(message.channel, msg)
  22.  
  23.     if message.content.startswith('help'):
  24.         msg = 'no'.format(message)
  25.         await client.send_message(message.channel, msg)
  26.  
  27.     if message.content.startswith('meme'):
  28.         meme = random.randint(1, 2)
  29.         if meme == 1:
  30.             msg = 'https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514194023637057536/568083718699220992/JPEG_20190416_102712.jpg'.format(message)
  31.         if meme == 2:
  32.             msg = 'https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/544555087872393236/567468606393155584/Screenshot_20190415-225331.jpg'.format(message)
  33.         await client.send_message(message.channel, msg)
  34.  
  35.     if message.content.startswith('helimemes'):
  36.         helimeme = random.randint(1, 10)
  37.         if helimeme == 1:
  38.             msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  AFSOC Still doesnt have a heli \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '.format(message)
  39.         if helimeme == 2:
  40.             msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  people will still complain when the actual new map is coming out \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '.format(message)
  41.         if helimeme == 3:
  42.             msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  jag suger min kuk \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '.format(message)
  43.         if helimeme == 4:
  44.             msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  people probably wont complain when the new comes out \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '
  45.         if helimeme == 5:
  46.             msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  this map isnt even fucking afghan give us some ching chongs to kill  \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '
  47.         if helimeme == 6:
  48.             msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  Snipers on the new map are gunna be gae  \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '
  49.         if helimeme == 7:
  50.             msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  no matter what map we are on people will always bitch  \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ '
  51.         if helimeme == 8:
  52.             msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  My cat shot me  \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ '
  53.         if helimeme == 9:
  54.             msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  my legs are gone  \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬ '
  55.         if helimeme == 10:
  56.             msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  min kuk suger kuk  \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '
  57.  
  58.         await client.send_message(message.channel, msg)
  59.  
  60.     if message.content.startswith('deacon'):
  61.         msg = '@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n'.format(message)
  62.         await client.send_message(message.channel, msg)
  63.  
  64. @client.event
  65. async def on_ready():
  66.     print('Logged in as')
  67.     print(client.user.name)
  68.     print(client.user.id)
  69.     print('------')
  70.  
  71. client.run('NTY5NDUzMjkwOTg3NzE2NjM5.XLw26g.AwLSjyB4Tv6GqxsQmxq7OxoTMG4')
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