Kactus Twitch Oppressive Channel Rules

Oppressive Channel Rules


Simple stuff here.

Don't tell me how to do something or what to do and expect me to listen. Your pleas will likely be considered but silently declined.

Don't abuse fellow chatters, treat others with some semblance of respect. Go kick a ball around or go do some aerobics with Richard Simmons if you feel a little malevolent.

If I ever say something that deeply offends you or hurts your feelings, I apologize in advance. I don't know your values, beliefs, or shoe size immediately, so go easy on me. I'm not one to start conflict with others though... I'm just paranoid.


Potentially Interesting Information


Thanks for showing up to check this channel! I don't really know why I do this, but maybe someone out there can derive pleasure from it.

If you're one of those people, absolutely fantastic.

Let me tell you a bit about myself and what I want to do here.

I'm a young scumtruck and a scholar of the Dankest Memes. With my incredible pessimism and moderate disdain for pretty much everything that does, doesn't, may, or may not exist, I hope to take you all on a fantastic voyage of the non-Asimov variety. Journey into the rambling mind of a socially deprived American youth who spends most of his time thinking about how he doesn't have enough time. Oh, and we're playin' games just like everyone else and their neglected goldfish.

I really don't like interacting with people too much, so hopefully I may actually grow as a pers... nah who am I kidding?

I'd like to say I'm a bit snarky and generally a salt mine of considerable size. If you're looking for sunshine, rainbows, and cookies, go elsewhere. If you want ashes, disappointment, and a face full of spines, go elsewhere. I have nothing to offer except everything you didn't know you didn't want.

Multiplayer games aren't really my thing, but I do enjoy a rather eclectic mixture of games. Anything is possible except MOBAs.

If you want to contact me on some other platform than Twitch for some reason, you can't. But you have better things to do than speak with me anyways. Go pretend to read a book or listen to Losing It by Rush.


General Information (Boring... Read this if you want to sleep.)


If you are interested in this channel for some reason, I feel it is my solemn duty to inform you of some pretty important information.

I stream very sporadically and lack a proper streaming schedule. I'll try to keep times consistent but probably not frequency.

My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of others ruining my plans. This means that any stream could end suddenly and without any kind of warning, much like one's life.

I think I might have friends. They might show up from time to time.

At this point, not accepting donations of any kind. Your spending time on such a meaningless channel is enough to satisfy me.

I have a Youtube. It's Krazy Kactus. Wow.