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- Mind if I do a quick mop?
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- You're shouting.
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- What?
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- - I can come back later.
- - No, it's fine.
- 5
- 00:02:20,517 --> 00:02:22,101
- Just don't touch anything.
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- 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,897
- "Just don't touch anything."
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- Dickbreath.
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- 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,860
- You want a Tic Tac?
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- All right. I'll take that as a no.
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- 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:52,382
- Oh. Come on.
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- 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:19,784
- Oh...
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- 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:24,247
- What the hell happened to you, dude?
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- Dod? What the fuck
- kind of name is Dod?
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- - Oh!
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- Go, go, go, go, go.
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- Come on!
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- No! Oh, no, no, no. Reset, reset.
- 18
- 00:03:56,613 --> 00:03:58,615
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
- 19
- 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:00,617
- Dod! Come on!
- 20
- 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:04,704
- Clear! Accept! Accept the motherfucker!
- 21
- 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,040
- Shit. Okay. All right.
- 22
- 00:04:07,457 --> 00:04:08,458
- Um...
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- 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:11,461
- I'll do CPR. Yeah.
- 24
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- - All right! Some Takis Fuego.
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- 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:28,728
- Come on!
- 26
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- Come on, breathe, dude!
- 27
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- Oh, shit! Oh, hell, no.
- 28
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- Okay. All right. All right. Come on, Dod.
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- Come on. We got this.
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- Please, come on, Dod!
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- One, one thousand!
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- Two, one thousand!
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- Ah!
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- No, no, no!
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- No, no, no!
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- Come on.
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- Ah!
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- You are kidding me.
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- Oh, crap.
- 40
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- Why?
- 41
- 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:55,291
- You know
- what's cooler than cool?
- 42
- 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:56,959
- Scouting!
- 43
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- Action!
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- Hi, there, guys.
- My name is Scout Leader Rogers.
- 45
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- And I'm here to show you
- what scouting is all about. Come...
- 46
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- Being a Scout is about
- the bonds of friendship.
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- Check it out!
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- 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:15,686
- These Scouts are on their way
- to earning a Bow and Arrow Badge!
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- Badges are the Scouts'
- highest symbol of achievement.
- 50
- 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,986
- Scouts can earn all sorts of badges.
- 51
- 00:07:25,822 --> 00:07:27,990
- What's cooler than cool?
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- 00:07:28,324 --> 00:07:29,992
- Scouting!
- 53
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- All right, are you in or are you in?
- 54
- 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,675
- Hey, listen, there's free
- cookies every Friday.
- 55
- 00:07:45,842 --> 00:07:48,344
- We do sing-alongs on Saturdays.
- 56
- 00:07:48,678 --> 00:07:50,346
- It looks great on a college application!
- 57
- 00:07:51,681 --> 00:07:53,933
- I love this tragic ritual.
- 58
- 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,269
- Someone's gonna sign up, guys!
- 59
- 00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:57,520
- We have to keep trying!
- 60
- 00:07:57,854 --> 00:08:00,148
- Augie, a unicorn's
- gonna fly out of your ass
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- before somebody joins.
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- Carter! Language.
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- 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:04,902
- Yeah, he's right.
- Nobody's ever gonna sign up.
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- It's just a waste of time.
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- Ye of little faith.
- Where's that Scout spirit?
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- Look, guys, we're not gonna
- quit trying just because
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- 00:08:11,576 --> 00:08:13,661
- we lost a couple hours
- sitting around on our butts
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- with nothing to show for it.
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- 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:17,582
- I mean, some people
- spend their entire lives
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- and have nothing to show for it.
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- Well...
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- I think we all know
- it's Augie's special night.
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- After years of hard work and dedication,
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- he will receive the highest
- honor of a Scout,
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- the Condor Badge,
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- in a ceremony at tonight's campout.
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- Okay.Let's see.
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- Latrine duty: Carter.
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- No! No, no, no, no.
- I always dig the shitter.
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- It's called a latrine, not a shitter.
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- All right, Ben, you're on wiener duty.
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- - That's enough.
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- Carter, nobody eats a hot dog like this.
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- All right. Ben, why don't you
- lead us in the Scout Oath?
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- - Come on.
- - All right.
- 86
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- This do I swear:
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- To live courageously,
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- to help others when I can,
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- defend what I must, so help me God.
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- Scouts forever!
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- Scouts forever!
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- Scouts forever.
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- Scouts forever.
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- Forever!
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- Ben, we have to tell Augie.
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- 00:09:28,152 --> 00:09:29,528
- - I know. I know.
- - We're ditching Scouts.
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- Yeah, we'll tell him.
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- We've been talking
- about it for over a year.
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- I know.
- We just have to find the right time.
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- Okay, we'll do it tonight, then.
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- No, we can't tell him tonight.
- He's getting his Condor Badge.
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- He's been working toward this
- ever since he joined Scouts.
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- 00:09:40,373 --> 00:09:41,958
- You know how much it means to him.
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- Especially since his dad can't be there.
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- It's been two years, Ben.
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- We can't just stay in Scouts
- because we feel sorry for him.
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- Come on, that's not the only
- reason we're staying in Scouts.
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- Come on, you've had fun.
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- Had fun, okay? Past tense. Had.
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- And now I am ready to move on.
- I mean, you realize
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- it's gonna be junior year next year.
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- I mean, you know
- what that means, right?
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- We start thinking about college.
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- 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:08,567
- We start thinking about pussy, Ben!
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- 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:11,404
- Come on. Junior year is when
- all the girls become sluts.
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- 00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:12,488
- - Oh, really?
- - Yes.
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- 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:15,491
- And if we're sitting here
- in these Scout uniforms,
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- it's gonna be
- the male version of a chastity belt, Ben.
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- 00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:24,834
- Oh, shit. Shit.
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- What the fuck was that?
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- Holy shit. Oh, my God.
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- 00:10:35,261 --> 00:10:36,262
- Oh, shit.
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- 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,306
- Dude, that scared the shit out of me.
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- 00:10:38,389 --> 00:10:39,932
- Yeah, me, too.
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- 00:10:40,016 --> 00:10:42,018
- No, like, literally, a little shit came out.
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- Dude, stop.
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- 00:10:46,856 --> 00:10:48,858
- Jesus Christ. You hood-fucked Bambi.
- 128
- 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:50,776
- I didn't mean to!
- It wasn't my fault, Carter!
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- 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,361
- It was just standing there!
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- 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,042
- Oh, shit.
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- 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,877
- Oh. Damn it.
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- 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,629
- Great. Just awesome.
- 133
- 00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:14,133
- Is that a spare for your bike or the car?
- 134
- 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:17,053
- Shit. My dad's gonna be so pissed.
- 135
- 00:11:18,054 --> 00:11:19,388
- Carter, where are the other lug nuts?
- 136
- 00:11:19,472 --> 00:11:21,307
- How should I know?
- I've been sitting here doing nothing.
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- 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:22,725
- Yeah. I noticed.
- 138
- 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,146
- Oh. Dude, that's my sister.
- 139
- 00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:29,648
- Kendall! Kendall!
- 140
- 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:31,984
- Hey!
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- 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,113
- Hey.
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- 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,657
- Can you help us?
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- 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:57,885
- - Catch!
- - Ow!
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- 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,345
- - Jeff!
- - What?
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- 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:00,513
- I said, "Catch."
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- 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,014
- I thought he had it.
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- 00:12:02,098 --> 00:12:04,350
- - Sorry, bro. It's my bad.
- - Yeah.
- 148
- 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,602
- Are you guys okay?
- I mean, what happened?
- 149
- 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:09,355
- We hit a white-tailed deer. It was huge.
- 150
- 00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,273
- Yeah. We were just driving,
- and then it was like, boom!
- 151
- 00:12:11,357 --> 00:12:13,692
- You guys hit a deer? That's awesome.
- 152
- 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,112
- Nope, not awesome. Are you kidding?
- 153
- 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:17,947
- Nothing awesome about it.
- Look at my car.
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- 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:22,368
- What's up, Chloe?
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- 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,870
- - Hey...
- - Hey.
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- 00:12:24,954 --> 00:12:26,539
- - Carter.
- - Carter!
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- 00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:29,208
- Yeah. I sit behind you in Spanish class.
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- 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:32,253
- Oh, gracias.
- 159
- 00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:34,964
- So, I'm really down with this
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- 00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:36,549
- whole little Scout uniform
- you guys got going.
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- 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:37,842
- All these little patches and stuff.
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- 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,594
- Actually, Ben and Carter have been
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- 00:12:40,678 --> 00:12:42,972
- Scouts together since, what,
- you were like six, right?
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- 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:45,349
- - Yeah, yeah. A long time.
- - That's awesome, man.
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- 00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:47,059
- Ben's like my little brother.
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- 00:12:47,143 --> 00:12:48,978
- Yep. That's me. Little brother Ben.
- 167
- 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,396
- Hey, Jeff!
- 168
- 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,065
- All right, well.
- Sorry about that face again.
- 169
- 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,820
- Hey, are you going to the party tonight?
- 170
- 00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:58,904
- What's up?
- 171
- 00:12:58,988 --> 00:13:02,825
- Yo! Aber-blow-me and Bitch, man.
- What's up? Hey.
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- 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:03,993
- Always coming up with good ones.
- 173
- 00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:06,412
- Listen, I was just talking
- to Carver here, and...
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- 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:07,580
- Carter.
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- 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,790
- - I came up with a great idea.
- - Really?
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- 00:13:09,874 --> 00:13:11,083
- Hit me. What do we have?
- 177
- 00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,835
- How'd recruiting go?
- 178
- 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:16,088
- Oh, the usual. Yeah, no one joined.
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- 00:13:16,172 --> 00:13:17,590
- I think it's just a big joke at this point.
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- 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:18,757
- It's not a joke.
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- 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,427
- I think it's really cool
- you guys have stuck with Scouts.
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- 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,721
- One day you're gonna look back on this
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- 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,681
- and you're gonna be
- really happy you did it.
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- 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,517
- Okay. Thanks.
- 185
- 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,941
- Looks like the deer made out
- better than your car.
- 186
- 00:13:36,025 --> 00:13:38,277
- Yeah. Wait, what? What do you mean?
- 187
- 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,488
- Well, where is it?
- 188
- 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,239
- It's right over there.
- 189
- 00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:12,144
- Holy shit! Holy shit, man!
- 190
- 00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:13,729
- You dick. What's wrong with you?
- 191
- 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,315
- Dude. Dude, okay. You're never
- gonna believe what happened.
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- 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,900
- Hey, you sure you guys
- don't need a ride?
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- 00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,194
- No, we're good.
- 194
- 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,320
- See you boys tonight.
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- 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,239
- Hey! See you tonight, man!
- 196
- 00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:25,491
- All right? All right?
- 197
- 00:14:27,243 --> 00:14:29,578
- Bye, Chloe! Bye!
- 198
- 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,164
- What are you talking about, tonight?
- 199
- 00:14:32,248 --> 00:14:33,999
- Dude, you are never going
- to guess what happened.
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- 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:37,127
- We got invited to the secret
- senior party, man. Look.
- 201
- 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:39,922
- Who cares? Look, the deer is gone.
- What about the deer?
- 202
- 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,257
- Dude, fuck deers, man!
- 203
- 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:44,677
- We are going to the secret party, man!
- Come on!
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- 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,845
- I'm gonna fuck Chloe.
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- 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,098
- I'm gonna fuck Chloe.
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- 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,938
- Ben, come on.
- This is the chance of a lifetime.
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- 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,815
- Okay. I mean,
- quit acting like you don't want to go.
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- 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,358
- Of course I want to go. I do.
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- 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,861
- But it's Augie's big night.
- He's getting his Condor Badge.
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- 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,030
- We can't miss the ceremony
- or he'd never forgive us.
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- 00:15:05,114 --> 00:15:07,199
- Okay, look, hear me out.
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- 00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:08,909
- We go to the campout,
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- 00:15:08,993 --> 00:15:10,995
- and when Augie and Rogers fall asleep,
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- 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,788
- we will sneak out and go to the party.
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- 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:13,872
- Carter...
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- 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:14,957
- We'll be back before dawn,
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- 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,834
- it'll be like we never even left.
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- 00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,587
- I don't know. It just sounds...
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- 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:20,671
- Ben.
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- 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,300
- This could be the night of our lives.
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- 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:26,552
- Please.
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- 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,973
- All right. I mean, I guess we could try.
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- 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,518
- - Okay.
- - I love you.
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- 00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:36,729
- You're amazing. Thank you!
- 225
- 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,147
- Whoa! What the hell?
- 226
- 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,316
- Hi, Mrs. Fielder. Hi.
- 227
- 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:45,404
- Your garbage cans were
- blocking my driveway again.
- 228
- 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,740
- Had to move them myself,
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- 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:51,076
- which is no easy task
- with a herniated disk.
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- 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,161
- Okay, great.
- 231
- 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:56,749
- You tell your father to keep his trash
- on his side of the property.
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- 00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,127
- Okay, we'll do that, Mrs. Fielder.
- Thank you.
- 233
- 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:04,089
- All right, thanks. Yep.
- Can you just move right there?
- 234
- 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,008
- Thank you. Bye!
- 235
- 00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:07,843
- Jesus Christ.
- 236
- 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:10,179
- You old hag! Okay. Thank you.
- 237
- 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,597
- She is so annoying.
- 238
- 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:15,184
- Oh, my God.
- Can you imagine living next to that?
- 239
- 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:18,395
- Oh, my God. Dude,
- how many cats does she have?
- 240
- 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,981
- Dude, who knows. She probably rubs
- Fancy Feast on her cooch
- 241
- 00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:22,441
- and lets them all go to town.
- 242
- 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:23,525
- - What?
- 243
- 00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:27,071
- Meet me here at 5:30 and then
- we'll go to Camp Womp Womp.
- 244
- 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,281
- Then we'll go to the party. All right?
- 245
- 00:16:29,365 --> 00:16:30,949
- - All right? All right.
- - All right.
- 246
- 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,117
- See you soon, man.
- 247
- 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:33,202
- All right. See ya.
- 248
- 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,546
- Oh, litterbugs.
- 249
- 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:45,839
- Come on.
- 250
- 00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:50,969
- Biotine?
- 251
- 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,723
- How'd you get way out here?
- 252
- 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:58,060
- Well, Peter Morris, finders keepers.
- 253
- 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,234
- Hello?
- 254
- 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,074
- Hello?
- 255
- 00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:38,100
- What's wrong with you?
- 256
- 00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:40,060
- You A-wipe!
- 257
- 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,855
- C-word! All the other words!
- 258
- 00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:45,774
- Oh, doodle!
- 259
- 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,401
- That's my lucky knife!
- 260
- 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,879
- Teach you to mess
- with Scout Leader Rogers!
- 261
- 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,853
- So we're just gonna
- walk in there like this.
- 262
- 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,855
- No I.D.'s, just buy some beer?
- 263
- 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,440
- Just give me the $20, fool. Come on.
- 264
- 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,400
- Cough it up.
- 265
- 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,444
- Any day now. Come on.
- 266
- 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,279
- Hang on. It's Velcro. It takes a second.
- 267
- 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,406
- Watch a pro.
- 268
- 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,621
- Hi, sir. How are you today?
- 269
- 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:41,872
- Hey, baby.
- 270
- 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,833
- Oh, nice. Great plan, Carter.
- 271
- 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,753
- Just give the money to a drunk bum.
- That'll work.
- 272
- 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:50,672
- Yeah!
- 273
- 00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,508
- Just the cheap stuff.
- 274
- 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,308
- Did you see Officer Hottie?
- 275
- 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,727
- No. I was too busy
- watching you lose 20 bucks.
- 276
- 00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:05,354
- Okay, I gave him
- very specific instructions.
- 277
- 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,147
- He's gonna buy us a couple of six packs,
- 278
- 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,941
- and he can keep the change.
- 279
- 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:10,526
- Jesus.
- 280
- 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:12,778
- Whoa.
- 281
- 00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:15,823
- Holy shit, dude. That's her.
- 282
- 00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:17,533
- What? Who?
- 283
- 00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,535
- It's Denise What's-her-face.
- 284
- 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:20,744
- She went to our high school.
- 285
- 00:19:20,828 --> 00:19:22,162
- She dropped out a couple years ago.
- 286
- 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,581
- Now she's a stripper.
- 287
- 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:25,791
- How do you even know that?
- 288
- 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,209
- She's a legend.
- 289
- 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,547
- What the fuck is he... Jesus Christ.
- 290
- 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:35,884
- Sir!
- 291
- 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,389
- I'm not paying for these items.
- 292
- 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,391
- Sir?
- 293
- 00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:46,895
- - Shit!
- - Oh, uh...
- 294
- 00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:51,066
- It's okay. I got it. Seriously, I got it.
- 295
- 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,988
- Fucking ghetto-ass bag.
- 296
- 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,239
- Here.
- 297
- 00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:00,409
- What are you doing?
- 298
- 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,120
- It's a sheet bend knot.
- 299
- 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,288
- It's impossible to break.
- 300
- 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,372
- You're pretty handy.
- 301
- 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,249
- Thanks.
- 302
- 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,333
- Get out.
- 303
- 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,751
- - Nice legs.
- - Huh?
- 304
- 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:12,337
- Costume party?
- 305
- 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:13,922
- Oh, no, I'm...
- 306
- 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,757
- I'm a Scout.
- 307
- 00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:17,259
- Like an actual Scout?
- 308
- 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,677
- Yeah, well. We got a campout tonight.
- 309
- 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:22,097
- So you work across the street?
- 310
- 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,516
- Yep. Glamorous, huh?
- 311
- 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,935
- Yeah. I mean, I've never been in,
- 312
- 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,770
- but I hear it's nice.
- 313
- 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:30,939
- It's got a good Yelp review.
- 314
- 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:33,525
- - What?
- - Nothing.
- 315
- 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:34,943
- You're just... You're really cute.
- 316
- 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,112
- Thanks.
- 317
- 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,197
- Come on, Carter.
- 318
- 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,700
- Please tell me
- you did not ask that guy to buy you beer.
- 319
- 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:42,784
- No, it was his idea.
- 320
- 00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,119
- Rookies.
- 321
- 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:45,871
- Where are you...
- 322
- 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,247
- I need my $20 back.
- 323
- 00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:49,166
- It's not all yours.
- 324
- 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,628
- You're dirty. Look how dirty...
- 325
- 00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,384
- Here.
- 326
- 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:00,844
- Thank you.
- 327
- 00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,975
- Thank you. Here.
- 328
- 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:08,810
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
- 329
- 00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:11,146
- You're the most amazing person ever.
- Thank you.
- 330
- 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,481
- Yeah. Thanks.
- 331
- 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,942
- It's cool. And thanks for the help, Legs.
- 332
- 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,026
- Yeah.
- 333
- 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,071
- Dude, what the fuck was that?
- 334
- 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,364
- Oh, my God.
- 335
- 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:23,325
- I would tongue-pound
- her salty walrus any day of the week.
- 336
- 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,577
- Oh, shit.
- 337
- 00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,245
- - He's staring at us.
- - Go.
- 338
- 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,752
- Dude, I thought you said
- that Kendall broke up with that Jeff guy.
- 339
- 00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:35,671
- Dude, I thought so too.
- 340
- 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,422
- It's like, one moment, they're together
- 341
- 00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:39,925
- and the next moment, they're broken up.
- 342
- 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,343
- So he's a dick.
- 343
- 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,101
- It's like no doubt...
- 344
- 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,310
- Hey, guys!
- 345
- 00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,436
- Hey, what's up?
- 346
- 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,855
- All right. Campsite is halfway set up.
- 347
- 00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:54,940
- - Nice.
- - Great.
- 348
- 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,441
- - What's up?
- - What's up?
- 349
- 00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:57,651
- What's up?
- 350
- 00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,528
- Oh! Too slow. Too slow, buddy.
- 351
- 00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:00,821
- Where's Scout Leader Rogers?
- 352
- 00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,280
- He was supposed to be
- here to help me set up,
- 353
- 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:03,532
- but so far he's a no-show.
- 354
- 00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:06,618
- That's weird. He's never late.
- 355
- 00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:08,787
- Yeah. Maybe he quit Scouts.
- 356
- 00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:12,290
- Quit Scouts? Yeah, right.
- 357
- 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,875
- That's hysterical!
- 358
- 00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:15,961
- Want to know what I think it is?
- I think it's a test.
- 359
- 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,129
- A test?
- 360
- 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,172
- Well, yeah.
- I'm getting my Condor Badge today.
- 361
- 00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:21,133
- I have to prove that I'm ready.
- 362
- 00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:22,551
- Yeah, and check this out.
- 363
- 00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:24,386
- I'm charting diets for
- the Animal Study Badge
- 364
- 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:25,721
- and I walked right into that.
- 365
- 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,639
- - What is this?
- - It's deer scat.
- 366
- 00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,393
- Oh, dude! What the fuck, man?
- 367
- 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:33,145
- Carter! I needed that!
- 368
- 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,980
- You needed that? It's shit, Augie!
- 369
- 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,648
- No one needs shit!
- 370
- 00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,400
- I need it!
- I've been looking all week for it.
- 371
- 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,444
- Oh, God. It's gonna be a long night.
- 372
- 00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:44,239
- Just feeding it through, in and out.
- 373
- 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:45,741
- Oh, yeah.
- 374
- 00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,576
- There you go.
- 375
- 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,828
- - Good job, bud.
- - I did it!
- 376
- 00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:29,367
- What the fuck, man?
- Was that your ass?
- 377
- 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,857
- Beans? Weenies?
- 378
- 00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:02,901
- Why do we always
- have to eat welfare food?
- 379
- 00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:04,778
- Because we're camping, Carter.
- What do you want?
- 380
- 00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:06,905
- Something artisan.
- Something that doesn't make me
- 381
- 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,573
- fart every five seconds.
- 382
- 00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:09,991
- Shut up. Quit being such a bitch.
- 383
- 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:12,828
- Augie? Augie?
- 384
- 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,830
- Hey, Augie!
- 385
- 00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:15,914
- Use my lighter.
- 386
- 00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:18,542
- I'm not gonna get my Fire Making Badge
- using a lighter, Carter.
- 387
- 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,751
- - Just use it.
- - No!
- 388
- 00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:21,419
- - Why?
- - 'Cause!
- 389
- 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:22,504
- Augie.
- 390
- 00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,842
- Augie, just use it.
- You can get it next time.
- 391
- 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:33,598
- What the fuck?
- Why the hell can't I get service?
- 392
- 00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:34,850
- Carter, we're in the woods.
- 393
- 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,476
- I always get service up here.
- 394
- 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,769
- Maybe Mother Nature wants you
- 395
- 00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:40,272
- to put the phone away, Carter,
- and be in the moment.
- 396
- 00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:42,941
- Oh, is that what Mother Nature wants?
- 397
- 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,693
- Maybe Mother Nature wants this.
- 398
- 00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:50,615
- Fucking bull's-eye, man!
- 399
- 00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,450
- You're an asshead, Carter.
- 400
- 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,828
- Wait! No, no, no, no! Don't take it off.
- 401
- 00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,705
- Here we go. Wait. Hold still.
- 402
- 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,791
- Hold still. Ready? Say, "marshmallow."
- 403
- 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,210
- Carter sucks donkey balls.
- 404
- 00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:04,629
- Wow.
- 405
- 00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:06,464
- That's a thing of beauty.
- 406
- 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,133
- You better not post that.
- 407
- 00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:10,135
- I'm definitely posting that.
- It's my masterpiece.
- 408
- 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,054
- All right. BRB, guys. I got to pee.
- 409
- 00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:18,935
- Barn owl?
- 410
- 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,313
- I think it's a spotted owl.
- 411
- 00:25:22,147 --> 00:25:23,732
- Yeah, you're probably right.
- 412
- 00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:25,358
- Hey.
- 413
- 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:29,154
- Guess what I found
- when I was hiking up here?
- 414
- 00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,114
- I found the tree
- we carved our initials into.
- 415
- 00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:32,407
- - No way!
- - Yeah.
- 416
- 00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:33,491
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 417
- 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,327
- Wow. That was like seven years ago.
- 418
- 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,662
- I know. Crazy, right?
- 419
- 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,539
- Oh. That was the same day
- Carter sat on the cactus
- 420
- 00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:41,499
- when he was taking a shit, right?
- 421
- 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:45,003
- And your dad had to pick out
- the needles.
- 422
- 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,672
- Yeah.
- 423
- 00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,767
- Augie, I know we don't talk
- about your dad much,
- 424
- 00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,520
- but it's okay if you want to.
- 425
- 00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:06,691
- I just don't want to be
- a downer, you know.
- 426
- 00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:08,276
- Come on, Augie,
- you're not being a downer.
- 427
- 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,527
- He was your dad.
- 428
- 00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:11,613
- You can talk about him.
- 429
- 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:14,616
- Thanks, Ben.
- 430
- 00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:16,952
- Yeah. Of course.
- 431
- 00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,288
- Hey.
- 432
- 00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:22,999
- Scouts forever?
- 433
- 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,628
- Yeah. Scouts forever.
- 434
- 00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:42,894
- Ben. Hey.
- 435
- 00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:44,229
- Come on, Ben. Let's go.
- 436
- 00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:45,730
- Carter, I don't know about this.
- 437
- 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:47,190
- Will you stop crying about this?
- 438
- 00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:49,234
- Let's go. Come on, we're doing this.
- 439
- 00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:51,569
- Let's go. Come on.
- 440
- 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:52,696
- Come on.
- 441
- 00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:42,954
- Are we interrupting?
- 442
- 00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:47,459
- You look amazing.
- 443
- 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:48,543
- Thank you.
- 444
- 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:49,878
- Hey, have you guys seen my brother?
- 445
- 00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:51,463
- He should have been here by now.
- 446
- 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:54,299
- No. I haven't seen him anywhere, no.
- 447
- 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,384
- But look,
- I'm sure he'll be here any second. Okay?
- 448
- 00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:02,057
- Dude. What if Augie wakes up
- and we're not there?
- 449
- 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,308
- He's not gonna wake up.
- 450
- 00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:05,560
- If Chewbacca was fucking
- Bigfoot in our campsite,
- 451
- 00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:07,395
- he'd still be asleep.
- 452
- 00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:08,605
- Whoa.
- 453
- 00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:10,732
- - What is that?
- - What?
- 454
- 00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,235
- Look. Look, he was here.
- 455
- 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,529
- Okay. So, he decided to go back home.
- 456
- 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:17,614
- He changed his mind.
- 457
- 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:20,575
- No, no, no. Scout Leader Rogers
- would never leave his lucky knife.
- 458
- 00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:21,910
- I think something's wrong.
- 459
- 00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:24,621
- Dude, what's wrong
- is us sitting here talking about this.
- 460
- 00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:25,955
- Give me that.
- 461
- 00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:28,166
- Dude, look. Look at his prints.
- 462
- 00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:30,585
- His foot was dragging like
- he had a limp or something.
- 463
- 00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:33,254
- Okay.
- Hurray for your mad tracking skills.
- 464
- 00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,507
- Can we just... Can we go? Please?
- 465
- 00:28:44,307 --> 00:28:45,308
- What?
- 466
- 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:46,768
- I just think something
- really bad happened to him.
- 467
- 00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:49,104
- - Are we still talking about Rogers?
- - Yeah.
- 468
- 00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:51,439
- Dude, he is sitting at home
- dressed up like Dolly Parton
- 469
- 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:53,191
- singing show tunes. Relax.
- 470
- 00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:58,947
- Oh, shit.
- 471
- 00:29:01,116 --> 00:29:03,118
- Augie, wait! Augie!
- 472
- 00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:04,369
- Augie!
- 473
- 00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:07,497
- I thought we were best friends.
- 474
- 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:08,665
- We are best friends.
- 475
- 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,625
- - We were coming back.
- - Really?
- 476
- 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,168
- After your party?
- 477
- 00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:14,879
- You know about that?
- 478
- 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:16,339
- Everybody knows about
- the senior party, Carter.
- 479
- 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:17,715
- Even a loser like me.
- 480
- 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:18,842
- Augie, don't say that.
- 481
- 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,218
- Why not? It's what you guys think!
- 482
- 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:21,886
- We don't think you're a loser.
- 483
- 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,721
- Ben, just tell him.
- 484
- 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:24,806
- Carter, no.
- 485
- 00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,474
- Yeah, tell me, Ben.
- 486
- 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:28,726
- Come on! Say it!
- 487
- 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,145
- We're quitting Scouts, Augie.
- 488
- 00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:36,025
- Look, it was fun when we were kids.
- 489
- 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:41,364
- But we have to grow up, man.
- 490
- 00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:45,243
- Augie. We're still gonna be best friends.
- 491
- 00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:49,330
- Go to your party.
- 492
- 00:29:51,249 --> 00:29:52,500
- Augie.
- 493
- 00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,127
- Augie, wait!
- 494
- 00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:56,671
- Augie, come on!
- 495
- 00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:01,843
- Just leave him, Ben.
- 496
- 00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,775
- What the fuck...
- What's wrong with the radio?
- 497
- 00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:19,110
- Carter, are you seeing this?
- 498
- 00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:20,278
- Seeing what?
- 499
- 00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:22,697
- Look. The town's deserted.
- 500
- 00:30:24,365 --> 00:30:25,867
- Everyone's probably asleep.
- 501
- 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:27,368
- On a Friday night?
- 502
- 00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:31,456
- I don't know.
- Something just feels really weird.
- 503
- 00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:32,957
- Oh, hey. Pull over right here.
- 504
- 00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:40,882
- I can't wait to get out of
- these stupid uniforms.
- 505
- 00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:42,884
- All right. Let's see here.
- 506
- 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,471
- We're just gonna change right here?
- 507
- 00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:47,889
- Nobody's around.
- 508
- 00:30:48,723 --> 00:30:52,143
- Let's see. Jeans. T-shirt.
- 509
- 00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:55,230
- Condoms. Good to go. Uh...
- 510
- 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:58,316
- Forget socks? Yes, I did.
- 511
- 00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:06,824
- - Holy shitballs!
- - What?
- 512
- 00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,076
- Dude, look.
- 513
- 00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:09,244
- What?
- 514
- 00:31:09,327 --> 00:31:10,703
- The bouncer, he's gone!
- 515
- 00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:12,830
- Carter, someone smashed the door.
- 516
- 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,165
- We should sneak in.
- 517
- 00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:16,084
- - That's illegal.
- - Let's sneak in. Come on. Let's do it.
- 518
- 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,293
- Carter, we can't go in there!
- 519
- 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:18,419
- Come on!
- 520
- 00:31:18,503 --> 00:31:19,671
- We can't go in there.
- We're minors.
- 521
- 00:31:19,754 --> 00:31:21,005
- It's the chance
- of a lifetime. Who cares?
- 522
- 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:22,131
- What are you doing?
- 523
- 00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:23,675
- It's gonna be awesome!
- 524
- 00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:25,927
- Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait.
- 525
- 00:31:27,345 --> 00:31:30,348
- Okay, it's clear. Come on. Let's do it.
- 526
- 00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:34,936
- Sweet Jesus.
- 527
- 00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:37,438
- This is it, Ben.
- 528
- 00:31:37,522 --> 00:31:38,898
- We've made it.
- 529
- 00:31:38,982 --> 00:31:40,858
- We're at the epicenter of pussy.
- 530
- 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,195
- Oh, shit.
- I got to go to the ATM, get some cash.
- 531
- 00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:45,947
- You find us a spot.
- 532
- 00:31:46,614 --> 00:31:50,201
- Yeah. That shouldn't be too hard
- since there's, like, nobody here.
- 533
- 00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:25,254
- - Hey!
- 534
- 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:28,383
- My friend brought me here.
- He's getting money.
- 535
- 00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:32,804
- I have a girlfriend, sort of.
- 536
- 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,057
- Don't worry, Mommy, Daddy's here!
- 537
- 00:33:37,975 --> 00:33:40,311
- Dude, this is fucking awesome!
- 538
- 00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:41,646
- Dude, something's wrong with her.
- 539
- 00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:44,190
- Look at her chest. What's all over her?
- 540
- 00:33:44,273 --> 00:33:47,235
- No, no. That's makeup, dummy.
- It's a jungle theme.
- 541
- 00:33:48,945 --> 00:33:49,946
- Oh, wow.
- 542
- 00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:51,823
- This is so hot.
- 543
- 00:33:53,741 --> 00:33:54,909
- Oh, my God.
- 544
- 00:33:55,576 --> 00:33:56,661
- Oh, my God.
- 545
- 00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:01,165
- Oh, my God!
- 546
- 00:34:06,838 --> 00:34:08,339
- Run! Quick, run!
- 547
- 00:34:09,674 --> 00:34:11,759
- Door, door, door, door!
- 548
- 00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:28,669
- Ugh!
- 549
- 00:35:52,944 --> 00:35:54,862
- Get up! Get up! Get up!
- 550
- 00:35:59,033 --> 00:36:01,285
- - Carter!
- - Ben? Ben.
- 551
- 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:03,871
- What the fuck is going on?
- 552
- 00:36:03,955 --> 00:36:05,122
- I don't know! They're trying to kill us!
- 553
- 00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:07,375
- - I just wanted to see some titties!
- - I know!
- 554
- 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:09,794
- Wait. You're the stripper.
- 555
- 00:36:10,753 --> 00:36:12,088
- Cocktail waitress.
- 556
- 00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:30,565
- Scout Leader Rogers?
- 557
- 00:36:37,572 --> 00:36:39,740
- Scout Leader Rogers, are you home?
- 558
- 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:51,335
- Hello?
- 559
- 00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:13,357
- Holy cow.
- 560
- 00:37:18,321 --> 00:37:19,780
- Calm the fuck down!
- 561
- 00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:22,033
- Calm down? Are you crazy?
- We almost got killed in there!
- 562
- 00:37:22,116 --> 00:37:23,367
- - Is that your ride?
- - Can you please just tell us
- 563
- 00:37:23,451 --> 00:37:24,535
- what the hell is going on?
- 564
- 00:37:24,619 --> 00:37:25,953
- I really need to wash up
- my face right now!
- 565
- 00:37:26,037 --> 00:37:27,079
- Keys, now!
- 566
- 00:37:27,163 --> 00:37:28,205
- No! Not until you tell us
- what's happening.
- 567
- 00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:29,457
- Anybody got a wet nap?
- 568
- 00:37:29,582 --> 00:37:30,708
- What the fuck do you
- think is happening?
- 569
- 00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:31,876
- Everyone's eating each other!
- 570
- 00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:33,753
- - Wait, like a...
- - Yes, like that!
- 571
- 00:37:33,836 --> 00:37:34,837
- That's not possible.
- 572
- 00:37:34,921 --> 00:37:35,922
- I think it's possible, Ben.
- 573
- 00:37:36,005 --> 00:37:38,716
- A dead stripper just tried to eat my face!
- 574
- 00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:40,009
- - Oh, shit!
- 575
- 00:37:40,551 --> 00:37:42,053
- Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
- 576
- 00:37:42,553 --> 00:37:43,888
- Just shoot it! Shoot it!
- 577
- 00:37:51,896 --> 00:37:53,230
- Yep. Zombie.
- 578
- 00:37:57,985 --> 00:37:59,654
- Any more questions?
- 579
- 00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,998
- Drive, dude, go! Come on!
- 580
- 00:38:13,918 --> 00:38:15,586
- Where are you going? What the fuck?
- 581
- 00:38:22,343 --> 00:38:23,344
- Oh, shit!
- 582
- 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,515
- Carter, get the tire!
- 583
- 00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:33,896
- I got it.
- 584
- 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:36,482
- Guys, hurry up!
- They're getting pretty fucking close!
- 585
- 00:38:37,984 --> 00:38:40,152
- - Come on!
- - I'm going as fast as I can.
- 586
- 00:38:40,236 --> 00:38:41,445
- Find the fucking lug nuts.
- 587
- 00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:45,032
- Fuck.
- 588
- 00:38:47,702 --> 00:38:49,453
- Seriously, hurry the fuck up!
- 589
- 00:38:49,537 --> 00:38:51,205
- I got them! Here. Here.
- 590
- 00:38:51,539 --> 00:38:53,040
- Put it on!
- 591
- 00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,042
- Okay. Good. Put it on! Put it on!
- 592
- 00:38:55,292 --> 00:38:56,293
- Fuck!
- 593
- 00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:03,551
- I got it!
- 594
- 00:39:07,722 --> 00:39:08,806
- Oh, shit!
- 595
- 00:39:08,889 --> 00:39:10,891
- You got to be fucking kidding me.
- 596
- 00:39:16,731 --> 00:39:17,857
- Go! Go! Go!
- 597
- 00:40:53,744 --> 00:40:55,704
- Scout Leader Rogers!
- What happened tonight?
- 598
- 00:40:55,788 --> 00:40:57,498
- - We were worried about you.
- 599
- 00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:02,920
- I know. It's bad. I'm so sorry.
- I had to use your bathroom.
- 600
- 00:41:03,003 --> 00:41:04,588
- I think it was the beans.
- 601
- 00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:07,341
- And the marshmallows.
- 602
- 00:41:08,676 --> 00:41:11,512
- I tried spraying. It just lingers.
- 603
- 00:41:21,272 --> 00:41:22,314
- - Your neck!
- 604
- 00:41:24,859 --> 00:41:26,527
- Scout Leader Rogers! Please!
- 605
- 00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:33,033
- I think you're having a bad
- allergic reaction to something!
- 606
- 00:41:33,117 --> 00:41:35,327
- We need to get you to a doctor!
- 607
- 00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:13,676
- "All evacuation
- buses have departed.
- 608
- 00:43:13,759 --> 00:43:15,094
- "Proceed north on Route 1
- 609
- 00:43:15,177 --> 00:43:17,554
- "to the security checkpoint
- at mile marker 17."
- 610
- 00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:19,974
- Oh, shit. They evacuated the town.
- 611
- 00:43:20,057 --> 00:43:21,058
- That's great.
- 612
- 00:43:21,141 --> 00:43:22,685
- I missed the party, and I missed Chloe,
- 613
- 00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:24,895
- - and now I'm gonna die.
- - Guys.
- 614
- 00:43:24,979 --> 00:43:26,063
- Carter, calm down!
- We need to figure out
- 615
- 00:43:26,146 --> 00:43:27,690
- - what we're gonna do.
- - Guys!
- 616
- 00:43:33,988 --> 00:43:35,072
- Come on.
- 617
- 00:43:38,325 --> 00:43:39,827
- Go, go, go!
- 618
- 00:43:39,910 --> 00:43:41,578
- - Carter, lock it!
- - I'm trying to fuckin' lock it, man!
- 619
- 00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:42,663
- It's not working.
- 620
- 00:43:45,499 --> 00:43:47,418
- - Come on!
- - I'm trying!
- 621
- 00:43:47,501 --> 00:43:48,669
- Move!
- 622
- 00:43:50,754 --> 00:43:51,755
- Come on!
- 623
- 00:44:07,604 --> 00:44:09,106
- Carter, get the ax!
- 624
- 00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:29,001
- Go, go, go.
- 625
- 00:44:33,213 --> 00:44:34,882
- They're coming!
- 626
- 00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:51,398
- This way!
- 627
- 00:44:52,649 --> 00:44:53,817
- Fuck!
- 628
- 00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:09,750
- This is fucking awesome! Now what?
- 629
- 00:45:14,671 --> 00:45:18,008
- I'm really sorry
- I set you on fire, Scout Leader Rogers.
- 630
- 00:45:18,092 --> 00:45:19,593
- But hopefully, it's not as bad as it looks.
- 631
- 00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:24,431
- I used a double overhand stopper knot.
- 632
- 00:45:25,641 --> 00:45:27,601
- It's hard to get out of, right?
- 633
- 00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:29,144
- Oh!
- 634
- 00:45:29,937 --> 00:45:31,688
- Okay. All right.
- 635
- 00:45:35,943 --> 00:45:38,946
- Okay, now. I'll be right back.
- 636
- 00:45:39,613 --> 00:45:41,031
- Just stay there.
- 637
- 00:46:10,269 --> 00:46:11,728
- Dude, what the fuck?
- 638
- 00:46:12,312 --> 00:46:14,064
- Haven't you had enough to eat? Jesus.
- 639
- 00:46:15,107 --> 00:46:16,567
- Carter, stop agitating them.
- 640
- 00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:18,110
- What? I need a new profile pic.
- 641
- 00:46:21,947 --> 00:46:24,533
- So, do you think
- they evacuated everyone at the party?
- 642
- 00:46:24,616 --> 00:46:26,034
- Yeah, of course. They had to.
- 643
- 00:46:27,244 --> 00:46:29,121
- At least we know our parents are okay.
- 644
- 00:46:29,204 --> 00:46:30,873
- - Yeah.
- - Where are they?
- 645
- 00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:33,625
- They went to some
- lame spiritual yoga retreat.
- 646
- 00:46:33,709 --> 00:46:35,544
- Ugh. I think I'd rather be in here.
- 647
- 00:46:41,425 --> 00:46:42,968
- I hope Augie's okay.
- 648
- 00:46:43,051 --> 00:46:45,304
- - Who's Augie?
- - He's our best friend.
- 649
- 00:46:45,387 --> 00:46:47,055
- Well, ex-best friend now.
- 650
- 00:46:47,473 --> 00:46:48,515
- Why ex?
- 651
- 00:46:48,599 --> 00:46:50,225
- Because we ditched him for a party.
- 652
- 00:46:50,309 --> 00:46:51,810
- Ben, we were gonna go back.
- 653
- 00:46:51,894 --> 00:46:53,937
- Whatever, Carter. We ditched him.
- We're bad friends.
- 654
- 00:46:54,021 --> 00:46:56,190
- Why didn't you guys
- just take him with you?
- 655
- 00:46:57,983 --> 00:46:59,735
- You don't know Augie.
- 656
- 00:46:59,818 --> 00:47:01,570
- - What?
- - He's just different.
- 657
- 00:47:01,653 --> 00:47:02,738
- Big geek?
- 658
- 00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:04,907
- He collects deer shit
- and weaves baskets.
- 659
- 00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:06,283
- Okay? You do the math.
- 660
- 00:47:07,159 --> 00:47:08,243
- Okay.
- 661
- 00:47:08,327 --> 00:47:09,453
- Word of advice,
- 662
- 00:47:09,536 --> 00:47:11,497
- chasing parties and popularity
- in high school?
- 663
- 00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:12,789
- It's a total dead end.
- 664
- 00:47:12,873 --> 00:47:14,333
- None of that shit will matter later.
- 665
- 00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:16,084
- Trust me. I know.
- 666
- 00:47:16,168 --> 00:47:18,253
- You're right, but didn't you,
- like, drop out of high school?
- 667
- 00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:20,088
- - No, I got my GED.
- - Why?
- 668
- 00:47:20,214 --> 00:47:22,424
- 'Cause not everybody has
- a lily-white life like you do.
- 669
- 00:47:22,508 --> 00:47:24,301
- Okay. God, you're so hostile.
- 670
- 00:47:24,384 --> 00:47:27,012
- No, hostile is three seconds from
- now when my foot's up your ass.
- 671
- 00:47:27,095 --> 00:47:28,514
- Okay, yeah. Try all you want,
- 672
- 00:47:28,597 --> 00:47:29,890
- but I happen to have
- a very tight asshole.
- 673
- 00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:31,475
- I think I could stretch it out for you.
- 674
- 00:47:31,558 --> 00:47:33,018
- Oh, well, then lube me up, baby.
- 675
- 00:47:33,101 --> 00:47:35,771
- Carter! We're gonna play
- the quiet game now, okay?
- 676
- 00:47:37,064 --> 00:47:38,941
- All right, you know what? Fine.
- 677
- 00:47:39,608 --> 00:47:41,276
- I'm over both of you.
- 678
- 00:47:50,577 --> 00:47:52,412
- You're pretty good at that.
- 679
- 00:47:52,496 --> 00:47:54,998
- Yeah, I guess
- that Whittling Badge finally paid off.
- 680
- 00:47:59,127 --> 00:48:00,379
- What about you?
- 681
- 00:48:00,462 --> 00:48:01,672
- What about me?
- 682
- 00:48:01,755 --> 00:48:04,091
- How'd you learn
- to use a shotgun like that?
- 683
- 00:48:05,259 --> 00:48:08,345
- My ex-boyfriend was really into guns.
- 684
- 00:48:08,428 --> 00:48:11,265
- He used to drag me to
- the firing range once a week.
- 685
- 00:48:11,348 --> 00:48:12,349
- Oh.
- 686
- 00:48:12,766 --> 00:48:15,435
- So, no boyfriend now?
- 687
- 00:48:15,519 --> 00:48:16,853
- Not if I can help it.
- 688
- 00:48:17,813 --> 00:48:19,356
- Well, why do you say that?
- 689
- 00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:20,983
- I don't know.
- 690
- 00:48:21,316 --> 00:48:23,610
- Let's just say,
- I have really shitty taste in guys.
- 691
- 00:48:23,944 --> 00:48:26,029
- I'm better off alone.
- 692
- 00:48:26,113 --> 00:48:27,990
- Nobody's better off alone.
- 693
- 00:48:28,073 --> 00:48:29,449
- Yeah, well, I am.
- 694
- 00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:32,828
- Aww,
- what a beautiful moment.
- 695
- 00:48:33,787 --> 00:48:35,414
- Ow! Asshole, that hurt!
- 696
- 00:48:35,497 --> 00:48:37,374
- - Yeah, that was the point!
- - Oh, was that the point?
- 697
- 00:48:37,457 --> 00:48:38,667
- - Guys! Shh!
- 698
- 00:48:39,042 --> 00:48:40,252
- Do you hear that?
- 699
- 00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:41,545
- Is that Crank That?
- 700
- 00:48:43,714 --> 00:48:45,048
- They're leaving.
- 701
- 00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:46,383
- I love this song!
- 702
- 00:48:46,466 --> 00:48:47,509
- You would.
- 703
- 00:48:58,645 --> 00:48:59,855
- Look! Right there.
- 704
- 00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:00,939
- Fuck. But they're gonna come back.
- 705
- 00:49:01,023 --> 00:49:02,065
- What are we gonna do?
- 706
- 00:49:02,149 --> 00:49:03,525
- - Condoms!
- - What?
- 707
- 00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:06,194
- Carter, give me your condoms! Hurry!
- 708
- 00:49:08,238 --> 00:49:10,324
- Here. Take them
- and open them and tie them together.
- 709
- 00:49:10,407 --> 00:49:11,408
- Why are we doing this?
- 710
- 00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:12,618
- - Just do it!
- - Okay, okay.
- 711
- 00:49:12,701 --> 00:49:13,869
- Here's one.
- 712
- 00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:15,329
- Come on, hurry!
- 713
- 00:49:40,270 --> 00:49:42,522
- Here we go. Fly fishing. It's genius.
- 714
- 00:49:43,690 --> 00:49:46,777
- Go on, just a little bit.
- Get it right up there.
- 715
- 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,862
- There you go. Come on.
- 716
- 00:49:48,945 --> 00:49:49,988
- It's right up there!
- 717
- 00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:53,575
- You got it, come on.
- 718
- 00:49:55,869 --> 00:49:58,038
- Good work. Yes! Yes!
- 719
- 00:49:58,914 --> 00:49:59,915
- No, no, no!
- 720
- 00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:02,918
- Jesus!
- 721
- 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:03,960
- You got arrested?
- 722
- 00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:05,170
- No,
- we locked ourselves in.
- 723
- 00:50:05,253 --> 00:50:06,505
- - How?
- - It was an accident!
- 724
- 00:50:06,588 --> 00:50:07,964
- This has to be Augie.
- 725
- 00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:09,091
- Augie, get the keys.
- 726
- 00:50:09,216 --> 00:50:10,425
- You kicked them
- into the drainpipe over there.
- 727
- 00:50:12,219 --> 00:50:13,637
- - I can't reach it!
- - Shit!
- 728
- 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:14,846
- Shit, they're coming back.
- 729
- 00:50:14,930 --> 00:50:16,056
- Hold on.
- 730
- 00:50:17,182 --> 00:50:19,184
- What, is there a
- Lockpicking Badge I'm unaware of?
- 731
- 00:50:19,893 --> 00:50:20,894
- How'd you find us?
- 732
- 00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:22,229
- Followed the stench of betrayal.
- 733
- 00:50:22,354 --> 00:50:23,355
- Augie...
- 734
- 00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:25,691
- I saw your car. I figured I'd help.
- 735
- 00:50:25,774 --> 00:50:27,442
- - Augie, look, I'm really...
- - Got it!
- 736
- 00:50:36,118 --> 00:50:38,453
- Go, go, go!
- 737
- 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:44,918
- Close the gate!
- 738
- 00:50:53,135 --> 00:50:54,803
- Oh...
- 739
- 00:50:56,805 --> 00:50:58,473
- ...my...
- 740
- 00:51:00,308 --> 00:51:02,978
- ...God.
- 741
- 00:51:03,437 --> 00:51:04,438
- Carter, let's go!
- 742
- 00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:08,442
- - Come on!
- - Okay!
- 743
- 00:51:09,818 --> 00:51:12,237
- Oh, God. I touched them!
- I touched them!
- 744
- 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,822
- I don't think they were real.
- 745
- 00:51:18,326 --> 00:51:20,579
- Fuck,
- my feet are killing me.
- 746
- 00:51:20,662 --> 00:51:23,081
- The security checkpoint's
- only a few miles away.
- 747
- 00:51:23,165 --> 00:51:25,709
- Dude, I'm starving.
- 748
- 00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:29,379
- How can you even think of food
- when people are being eaten alive?
- 749
- 00:51:29,463 --> 00:51:32,215
- You know, they say that
- humans taste like pork.
- 750
- 00:51:32,299 --> 00:51:33,717
- "They"?
- 751
- 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,760
- Cannibals, I guess.
- 752
- 00:51:34,843 --> 00:51:36,261
- Dude, I love bacon.
- 753
- 00:51:36,344 --> 00:51:37,596
- Hey, look.
- 754
- 00:51:37,679 --> 00:51:39,473
- Maybe the keys are inside.
- 755
- 00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:47,814
- Jesus! This guy again?
- 756
- 00:51:47,898 --> 00:51:49,441
- Someone kill him!
- 757
- 00:51:49,524 --> 00:51:52,068
- Carter, we can't just keep
- going around killing people.
- 758
- 00:51:52,152 --> 00:51:53,236
- Why not?
- 759
- 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,321
- Because he's a human being!
- 760
- 00:51:54,446 --> 00:51:55,530
- Okay. We'll see how you feel
- 761
- 00:51:55,655 --> 00:51:57,532
- when he's eating
- your nutsack like a street taco.
- 762
- 00:51:58,950 --> 00:52:01,203
- Um, guys, he's getting pretty close.
- 763
- 00:52:01,286 --> 00:52:02,746
- Remember our
- Wilderness Safety Seminar?
- 764
- 00:52:02,829 --> 00:52:03,789
- What?
- 765
- 00:52:03,872 --> 00:52:06,082
- When encountering a hostile creature,
- be sure to assert yourself
- 766
- 00:52:06,166 --> 00:52:07,751
- in order to keep the animal at bay.
- 767
- 00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:09,127
- Well, I...
- 768
- 00:52:10,545 --> 00:52:12,881
- That is a zombie, not a bear, dumbass.
- 769
- 00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:27,938
- Guys, I think he's mimicking me.
- 770
- 00:52:28,021 --> 00:52:29,356
- Augie, quit messing around.
- 771
- 00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:35,487
- Augie.
- 772
- 00:52:49,042 --> 00:52:50,043
- What?
- 773
- 00:52:52,629 --> 00:52:53,922
- Augie, what are you doing?
- 774
- 00:53:05,851 --> 00:53:07,060
- What are you doing?
- 775
- 00:53:22,033 --> 00:53:23,493
- Okay. Did I just drop acid,
- 776
- 00:53:23,577 --> 00:53:26,079
- or are they really singing
- Britney Spears with a zombie?
- 777
- 00:53:44,681 --> 00:53:45,932
- Is that all of you?
- 778
- 00:53:46,016 --> 00:53:47,517
- Yeah. What the hell's happening?
- 779
- 00:53:47,601 --> 00:53:50,020
- Don't know yet.
- Some kind of viral outbreak.
- 780
- 00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:52,439
- CDC ordered a military
- containment perimeter.
- 781
- 00:53:52,522 --> 00:53:53,648
- Is most of the town evacuated?
- 782
- 00:53:53,732 --> 00:53:55,025
- As many as we could.
- 783
- 00:53:55,108 --> 00:53:57,777
- This thing hit so hard and fast,
- we're still trying to contain it.
- 784
- 00:53:57,903 --> 00:53:59,779
- What about everyone at the party?
- Were they evacuated?
- 785
- 00:54:00,614 --> 00:54:01,781
- What party?
- 786
- 00:54:43,823 --> 00:54:46,076
- Well, where is everybody?
- 787
- 00:54:46,159 --> 00:54:48,828
- Nobody's here. It must be a mistake.
- 788
- 00:54:49,663 --> 00:54:52,082
- Yeah, 1146 Dunton Avenue. This is it.
- 789
- 00:54:52,165 --> 00:54:55,251
- It's not a mistake, Carter.
- Jeff sent you a fake address.
- 790
- 00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:56,503
- What?
- 791
- 00:54:56,586 --> 00:54:58,171
- Carter, this is a waste plant.
- 792
- 00:54:58,254 --> 00:55:00,256
- You get it? It's full of shit.
- 793
- 00:55:01,758 --> 00:55:03,969
- Motherfucker! God damn it!
- 794
- 00:55:04,302 --> 00:55:06,721
- I can't believe he sent us
- a fucking fake address!
- 795
- 00:55:06,805 --> 00:55:07,889
- Why does it surprise you?
- 796
- 00:55:07,973 --> 00:55:10,600
- I mean, did you actually think
- he was gonna invite us to a real party?
- 797
- 00:55:11,518 --> 00:55:12,686
- Karma.
- 798
- 00:55:13,186 --> 00:55:14,270
- What?
- 799
- 00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:16,022
- - Nothing.
- - No, speak up.
- 800
- 00:55:16,147 --> 00:55:17,732
- Well, I just think it's a little ironic
- 801
- 00:55:17,816 --> 00:55:20,694
- that, you know, you're all upset now
- because you got ditched.
- 802
- 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:23,446
- Oh, okay.
- So you're saying that we deserve it.
- 803
- 00:55:23,530 --> 00:55:25,156
- We went to your stupid campout, dude.
- 804
- 00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:26,783
- You lied to me.
- 805
- 00:55:26,866 --> 00:55:28,743
- We've been lying to you
- for the past three years!
- 806
- 00:55:28,827 --> 00:55:30,328
- - Carter!
- - Going to every Scout meeting,
- 807
- 00:55:30,412 --> 00:55:31,621
- every lame field trip.
- 808
- 00:55:31,705 --> 00:55:32,956
- Wearing these stupid fucking clothes
- 809
- 00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:34,124
- so everybody can make fun of us.
- 810
- 00:55:34,207 --> 00:55:35,208
- Carter, that's enough!
- 811
- 00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:37,002
- Ben, you're not hiding
- behind me this time.
- 812
- 00:55:37,085 --> 00:55:38,128
- Tell him.
- 813
- 00:55:38,211 --> 00:55:39,337
- Talk about how many times
- 814
- 00:55:39,421 --> 00:55:41,423
- you said you hated Scouts,
- how sick of it you were.
- 815
- 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:43,299
- - I never said that.
- - Bullshit!
- 816
- 00:55:43,383 --> 00:55:44,467
- No, no, no. It's fine.
- 817
- 00:55:44,551 --> 00:55:46,511
- I guess it's time
- for it to all come out, right?
- 818
- 00:55:47,178 --> 00:55:49,389
- He's had a crush on Kendall
- since sixth grade.
- 819
- 00:55:49,514 --> 00:55:50,890
- - That is not true!
- - Yes, it is.
- 820
- 00:55:51,016 --> 00:55:53,059
- - Kendall? As in my sister Kendall?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 821
- 00:55:53,184 --> 00:55:54,602
- - No.
- - Dude, that's like incest.
- 822
- 00:55:54,686 --> 00:55:55,854
- No, it's not, I'm not even related to her.
- 823
- 00:55:55,937 --> 00:55:56,980
- So you do like her, then.
- 824
- 00:55:57,063 --> 00:55:58,523
- - No, I don't like her!
- - Told you.
- 825
- 00:55:58,606 --> 00:55:59,733
- Shut up!
- 826
- 00:56:00,108 --> 00:56:01,109
- Stop!
- 827
- 00:56:01,860 --> 00:56:04,320
- Again with this shit? Jesus.
- 828
- 00:56:04,404 --> 00:56:05,905
- Can't you just walkie someone?
- 829
- 00:56:07,699 --> 00:56:09,409
- Hey, are you okay?
- 830
- 00:56:11,369 --> 00:56:13,121
- Guys!
- 831
- 00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:14,914
- Shit!
- 832
- 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,168
- Get him!
- 833
- 00:56:21,588 --> 00:56:26,092
- I'm so fucking sick of zombies!
- 834
- 00:56:27,761 --> 00:56:28,845
- Yikes.
- 835
- 00:56:28,928 --> 00:56:29,929
- Wa-wa-wee-wa.
- 836
- 00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:36,144
- Shit!
- 837
- 00:56:40,565 --> 00:56:41,983
- Hello! Is anybody there?
- 838
- 00:56:42,067 --> 00:56:43,443
- Evac complete.
- 839
- 00:56:43,777 --> 00:56:44,903
- No, no, no, no. We're still here!
- 840
- 00:56:44,986 --> 00:56:46,279
- We have Operation Clean Up.
- 841
- 00:56:46,946 --> 00:56:50,283
- Commence aerial bombing
- of site at 0300. Repeat, 0300. Over.
- 842
- 00:56:50,366 --> 00:56:51,576
- What?
- 843
- 00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:53,912
- No, somebody help! Hello! Hello!
- 844
- 00:56:53,995 --> 00:56:56,206
- Somebody help, please! Hello!
- 845
- 00:56:56,289 --> 00:56:57,373
- Fuck!
- 846
- 00:56:57,457 --> 00:56:59,209
- They're gonna bomb
- the town in two hours?
- 847
- 00:56:59,292 --> 00:57:00,335
- What are we gonna do?
- 848
- 00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:01,544
- We have to find Kendall and the others!
- 849
- 00:57:01,628 --> 00:57:03,171
- It's a secret party.
- They could be anywhere.
- 850
- 00:57:03,338 --> 00:57:04,339
- Shit.
- 851
- 00:57:05,090 --> 00:57:06,257
- My sister's diary!
- 852
- 00:57:06,633 --> 00:57:09,385
- She writes every last
- boring detail of her life in there.
- 853
- 00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:12,388
- I guarantee she wrote down
- where the party is.
- 854
- 00:57:12,472 --> 00:57:13,973
- We better get fucking going, then.
- 855
- 00:57:39,833 --> 00:57:40,834
- Okay, now.
- 856
- 00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:15,702
- All right, come on.
- 857
- 00:58:26,212 --> 00:58:28,798
- Whew! It smells like
- Pixy Stix and hope in here.
- 858
- 00:58:29,048 --> 00:58:31,551
- You've never been in a girl's
- room before, have you?
- 859
- 00:58:31,676 --> 00:58:33,761
- - Yeah, I...
- - Mom doesn't count.
- 860
- 00:58:33,845 --> 00:58:35,138
- - Well...
- - Any female relative doesn't count.
- 861
- 00:58:35,221 --> 00:58:37,682
- Guys! Can we focus? Where's the diary?
- 862
- 00:58:38,141 --> 00:58:40,059
- She changes the hiding place,
- like, every week,
- 863
- 00:58:40,185 --> 00:58:41,728
- so just spread out and start looking.
- 864
- 00:58:59,329 --> 00:59:00,830
- - Did you find it?
- - Nope.
- 865
- 00:59:01,372 --> 00:59:03,082
- Nothing over here.
- 866
- 00:59:16,846 --> 00:59:17,847
- Hey.
- 867
- 00:59:18,264 --> 00:59:19,349
- Did you guys hear that?
- 868
- 00:59:19,432 --> 00:59:20,433
- Hear what?
- 869
- 00:59:21,893 --> 00:59:23,895
- I think I heard
- something downstairs.
- 870
- 00:59:24,938 --> 00:59:26,272
- Augie, go check it out.
- 871
- 00:59:26,356 --> 00:59:27,857
- I'm not going down there by myself.
- 872
- 00:59:27,941 --> 00:59:29,400
- - Go with him.
- - Why me?
- 873
- 00:59:29,484 --> 00:59:31,402
- Call me when your balls drop, dude.
- 874
- 00:59:37,408 --> 00:59:39,202
- Shh! Don't walk so hard.
- 875
- 00:59:39,285 --> 00:59:41,454
- You have squeaky floors.
- 876
- 00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:45,291
- This is Carter's sister?
- 877
- 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,294
- Yeah. That's Kendall.
- 878
- 00:59:49,295 --> 00:59:51,297
- Well, she clearly won the genetic lottery.
- 879
- 00:59:51,631 --> 00:59:54,342
- Yeah. She's okay. I guess.
- 880
- 00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:55,718
- Dude, she's more than okay.
- 881
- 00:59:55,802 --> 00:59:57,470
- You don't have to be all cool about it.
- 882
- 00:59:59,097 --> 01:00:00,431
- Shit.
- 883
- 01:00:02,475 --> 01:00:04,143
- Fuck. Come on.
- 884
- 01:00:05,895 --> 01:00:07,897
- So, how come
- you haven't told her you like her?
- 885
- 01:00:07,981 --> 01:00:09,315
- What's the point?
- 886
- 01:00:09,399 --> 01:00:11,401
- She's never gonna go for a guy like me.
- 887
- 01:00:11,484 --> 01:00:13,069
- And she's got a boyfriend.
- 888
- 01:00:13,152 --> 01:00:15,905
- And Carter would kill me
- if I touched his sister.
- 889
- 01:00:15,989 --> 01:00:18,199
- Okay, look. Here's the deal.
- 890
- 01:00:18,283 --> 01:00:21,077
- And don't take this the wrong way,
- 891
- 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,371
- but you have to man up.
- 892
- 01:00:23,454 --> 01:00:25,331
- Yeah, but I suck at being that guy.
- 893
- 01:00:25,415 --> 01:00:27,041
- I'm not assertive like that.
- 894
- 01:00:27,125 --> 01:00:28,126
- Kiss me.
- 895
- 01:00:28,584 --> 01:00:29,585
- What?
- 896
- 01:00:29,669 --> 01:00:31,087
- Don't "what" me, just do it. Kiss me.
- 897
- 01:00:32,088 --> 01:00:33,172
- Are you serious?
- 898
- 01:00:33,256 --> 01:00:34,841
- Yeah, I'm serious.
- I saw you checking out my ass earlier.
- 899
- 01:00:34,966 --> 01:00:36,175
- I know you want to do it. Just kiss me.
- 900
- 01:00:36,301 --> 01:00:37,343
- - No, I wasn't.
- - Ben!
- 901
- 01:00:37,468 --> 01:00:39,262
- - Okay, for a second I did.
- - Kiss me.
- 902
- 01:00:40,346 --> 01:00:41,431
- Denise, I...
- 903
- 01:00:41,514 --> 01:00:43,016
- You can do it. Just go for it.
- 904
- 01:00:45,852 --> 01:00:47,103
- - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- - Oh, fuck! Fuck.
- 905
- 01:00:47,186 --> 01:00:48,771
- - I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
- - I'm fine.
- 906
- 01:00:48,855 --> 01:00:49,856
- See? I told you
- we shouldn't have done that.
- 907
- 01:00:49,939 --> 01:00:50,940
- It was a bad idea.
- 908
- 01:00:51,024 --> 01:00:52,358
- No, no, no. Let's just try it again.
- 909
- 01:00:52,442 --> 01:00:54,610
- No, I feel stupid.
- We should look for the diary.
- 910
- 01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:55,862
- Come here.
- 911
- 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,001
- Not bad.
- 912
- 01:01:10,793 --> 01:01:11,794
- Really?
- 913
- 01:01:11,878 --> 01:01:14,297
- It wasn't, like, top five or anything.
- Don't get excited.
- 914
- 01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:16,257
- - But, yeah, it was okay.
- - Oh.
- 915
- 01:01:16,341 --> 01:01:19,052
- When you see Kendall,
- just walk straight up to her,
- 916
- 01:01:19,135 --> 01:01:20,303
- lay some of that shit on her,
- 917
- 01:01:20,386 --> 01:01:21,888
- and you're golden.
- 918
- 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,515
- Okay. Thanks.
- 919
- 01:01:29,896 --> 01:01:31,481
- Guess we left it open.
- 920
- 01:01:32,482 --> 01:01:33,483
- Hey, Augie.
- 921
- 01:01:37,236 --> 01:01:39,072
- Ben didn't want to leave you tonight.
- 922
- 01:01:41,282 --> 01:01:43,076
- It was my idea.
- 923
- 01:01:44,077 --> 01:01:45,661
- What difference does it make?
- 924
- 01:01:45,745 --> 01:01:47,080
- It's done.
- 925
- 01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:52,835
- Yeah.
- 926
- 01:02:01,010 --> 01:02:02,011
- Oh, fuck!
- 927
- 01:02:13,523 --> 01:02:14,607
- Come on.
- 928
- 01:02:14,690 --> 01:02:16,442
- What the hell
- is going on down there?
- 929
- 01:02:16,526 --> 01:02:18,778
- We're fine! Everything's under control!
- 930
- 01:02:41,884 --> 01:02:45,388
- No! No, no, no, no. Fucking, no!
- Not my ass!
- 931
- 01:02:47,181 --> 01:02:48,558
- Oh, no, no, no, no!
- 932
- 01:02:51,644 --> 01:02:53,980
- My ass! My ass!
- 933
- 01:02:54,063 --> 01:02:56,315
- She's gumming my ass!
- 934
- 01:02:56,399 --> 01:02:57,817
- Oh, my God!
- 935
- 01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:58,901
- Carter!
- 936
- 01:02:59,235 --> 01:03:01,904
- Oh, God! Oh, it's disgusting!
- 937
- 01:03:08,077 --> 01:03:09,662
- Carter!
- 938
- 01:03:11,789 --> 01:03:13,166
- Peace out, bitch!
- 939
- 01:03:17,086 --> 01:03:18,671
- What the hell happened?
- 940
- 01:03:20,339 --> 01:03:22,758
- Shit. Back upstairs! Back upstairs!
- 941
- 01:03:30,308 --> 01:03:31,601
- Come on, come on!
- 942
- 01:03:31,684 --> 01:03:33,269
- Move it!
- 943
- 01:03:34,353 --> 01:03:35,730
- That's not gonna hold them!
- 944
- 01:03:35,813 --> 01:03:37,565
- - Did you find the journal?
- - No! We looked everywhere!
- 945
- 01:03:37,648 --> 01:03:39,025
- Guys, we got to go! Come on!
- 946
- 01:03:54,207 --> 01:03:55,958
- Oh, my God! They're coming!
- 947
- 01:03:57,710 --> 01:03:59,754
- Guys, if we jump,
- we might be able to clear the fence!
- 948
- 01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:01,547
- - What?
- - Fuck it, let's just jump!
- 949
- 01:04:01,631 --> 01:04:03,174
- The fence is like 10 feet away!
- 950
- 01:04:03,674 --> 01:04:05,801
- - I'll go first!
- - Go, go!
- 951
- 01:04:11,724 --> 01:04:12,850
- Okay. Go, go, go!
- 952
- 01:04:19,815 --> 01:04:21,567
- Augie, you got to go now!
- 953
- 01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:23,861
- Hurry!
- 954
- 01:04:23,945 --> 01:04:24,987
- I can't, I'm afraid of heights!
- 955
- 01:04:25,071 --> 01:04:26,656
- Be more afraid of zombies! Go!
- 956
- 01:05:07,697 --> 01:05:09,448
- Is that his wiener?
- 957
- 01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:12,076
- We got to do something.
- 958
- 01:05:12,535 --> 01:05:14,370
- Guys, help me! I'm falling!
- 959
- 01:05:14,453 --> 01:05:16,372
- Hang on to that cock, Ben!
- 960
- 01:05:16,789 --> 01:05:18,708
- Guys, hurry! Help me!
- 961
- 01:05:20,376 --> 01:05:22,211
- What are you doing?
- 962
- 01:05:23,212 --> 01:05:25,548
- Hey! Assholes! Come and get me.
- 963
- 01:05:30,052 --> 01:05:31,387
- Hurry!
- 964
- 01:05:32,722 --> 01:05:33,723
- It's ripping!
- 965
- 01:05:37,226 --> 01:05:39,395
- His dick's ripping!
- 966
- 01:05:58,039 --> 01:05:59,248
- - I got it!
- - Dude!
- 967
- 01:06:02,293 --> 01:06:03,544
- - I got it.
- - Where was it?
- 968
- 01:06:03,628 --> 01:06:05,004
- - Underwear drawer.
- - Classic.
- 969
- 01:06:06,047 --> 01:06:07,214
- Run!
- 970
- 01:06:11,761 --> 01:06:13,095
- Lock it.
- 971
- 01:06:13,429 --> 01:06:15,014
- Augie, get the lights.
- 972
- 01:06:16,098 --> 01:06:17,600
- The power's out.
- 973
- 01:06:18,184 --> 01:06:19,852
- Where the hell are we?
- 974
- 01:06:21,270 --> 01:06:22,605
- Mrs. Fielder's house.
- 975
- 01:06:22,855 --> 01:06:24,565
- I can't believe we
- just chopped her head off.
- 976
- 01:06:24,649 --> 01:06:27,109
- She tried to eat my ass, Augie.
- She deserved it.
- 977
- 01:06:27,193 --> 01:06:29,362
- Guys, we got to keep moving. Come on.
- 978
- 01:06:43,959 --> 01:06:45,336
- Carter, check the window.
- 979
- 01:06:49,382 --> 01:06:51,175
- Shit, they're everywhere.
- 980
- 01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:52,760
- Miss Fielder's car is in the garage.
- 981
- 01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:54,887
- Maybe we can get out that way.
- This way.
- 982
- 01:07:10,486 --> 01:07:11,612
- What was that?
- 983
- 01:07:11,696 --> 01:07:13,239
- I think something's in here.
- 984
- 01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:16,075
- Fuck, cat.
- 985
- 01:07:23,249 --> 01:07:24,250
- Augie?
- 986
- 01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:25,626
- Dude, dude.
- 987
- 01:07:25,710 --> 01:07:27,461
- - Augie.
- - What?
- 988
- 01:07:27,545 --> 01:07:29,463
- Don't move.
- 989
- 01:07:40,766 --> 01:07:43,185
- - Did you get it?
- - I got it! I got it!
- 990
- 01:07:48,524 --> 01:07:49,900
- Run!
- 991
- 01:07:55,948 --> 01:07:58,284
- Come on, come on, come on!
- 992
- 01:07:59,034 --> 01:08:00,369
- Open the garage door!
- 993
- 01:08:00,453 --> 01:08:01,704
- It won't open!
- 994
- 01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:03,205
- Go! Ben, go!
- 995
- 01:08:03,372 --> 01:08:04,498
- Fuck it!
- 996
- 01:08:15,551 --> 01:08:17,344
- Oh, my God.
- It's Scout Leader Rogers!
- 997
- 01:08:18,721 --> 01:08:19,930
- He looks like shit!
- 998
- 01:08:20,014 --> 01:08:21,223
- I set him on fire.
- 999
- 01:08:21,599 --> 01:08:23,309
- - What?
- - He tried to eat me!
- 1000
- 01:08:28,063 --> 01:08:29,982
- - Wait, what are you doing?
- - No, don't...
- 1001
- 01:08:38,407 --> 01:08:39,825
- Sorry, bro!
- 1002
- 01:08:57,301 --> 01:08:59,720
- All right, the diary said they're at
- the old rec center on Dewer Street.
- 1003
- 01:08:59,804 --> 01:09:01,347
- Hopefully, we're not too late.
- 1004
- 01:09:01,430 --> 01:09:03,349
- All right,
- I'll try to get help as soon as I can.
- 1005
- 01:09:03,432 --> 01:09:05,017
- Just be careful.
- 1006
- 01:09:12,942 --> 01:09:14,819
- - Denise.
- - Yeah?
- 1007
- 01:09:15,694 --> 01:09:17,947
- Look, I don't know what's gonna happen,
- 1008
- 01:09:18,948 --> 01:09:20,324
- but I just wanted to let you know that
- 1009
- 01:09:20,407 --> 01:09:21,867
- you're one of
- the coolest girls I've ever met.
- 1010
- 01:09:26,121 --> 01:09:28,374
- And, uh, I hope
- you meet someone that deserves you.
- 1011
- 01:09:29,959 --> 01:09:30,960
- Thanks.
- 1012
- 01:10:00,489 --> 01:10:02,408
- Guys, let's go.
- We got to get to the party.
- 1013
- 01:10:02,491 --> 01:10:04,869
- Ben, this is a suicide mission.
- 1014
- 01:10:04,952 --> 01:10:06,662
- Guys, they're gonna
- bomb this whole town
- 1015
- 01:10:06,745 --> 01:10:07,830
- in less than two hours.
- 1016
- 01:10:07,913 --> 01:10:09,832
- What if Denise reaches
- the military in time?
- 1017
- 01:10:09,915 --> 01:10:11,709
- And what if she doesn't, Carter?
- Then what?
- 1018
- 01:10:11,792 --> 01:10:14,253
- Who's gonna save them?
- The police? They're gone.
- 1019
- 01:10:14,336 --> 01:10:17,339
- The military? They're not coming, either.
- 1020
- 01:10:18,007 --> 01:10:20,342
- Guys, we're the last line of defense.
- 1021
- 01:10:21,886 --> 01:10:24,346
- And so what? Maybe we look
- like dorks in these uniforms.
- 1022
- 01:10:24,430 --> 01:10:27,391
- And maybe we're a big joke
- to everyone at school.
- 1023
- 01:10:29,184 --> 01:10:31,186
- But tonight,
- 1024
- 01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:33,355
- we're gonna show them
- what being a real Scout's all about.
- 1025
- 01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:38,569
- So, are we just gonna stand here
- with our thumbs up our asses?
- 1026
- 01:10:39,194 --> 01:10:41,780
- Or are we gonna go out there
- and save the world?
- 1027
- 01:10:43,115 --> 01:10:44,366
- Fuck, yeah, dude.
- 1028
- 01:10:45,701 --> 01:10:47,202
- That was a really good speech, Ben.
- 1029
- 01:10:47,953 --> 01:10:49,038
- Thanks, Augie.
- 1030
- 01:10:49,121 --> 01:10:50,456
- Let's do it.
- 1031
- 01:10:53,459 --> 01:10:55,210
- The rec center's that way.
- 1032
- 01:10:56,879 --> 01:10:58,881
- We're making a pit stop first.
- 1033
- 01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:12,871
- Are you serious?
- 1034
- 01:12:13,914 --> 01:12:17,209
- None of my text messages
- are going through, Travis.
- 1035
- 01:12:17,292 --> 01:12:18,794
- Don't worry about that, baby.
- 1036
- 01:12:18,877 --> 01:12:20,629
- Where are you taking me?
- 1037
- 01:12:21,505 --> 01:12:23,382
- - Um, it's a surprise.
- 1038
- 01:12:23,465 --> 01:12:25,384
- - You need a little spanking, don't you?
- 1039
- 01:12:27,219 --> 01:12:28,220
- Ew.
- 1040
- 01:12:28,637 --> 01:12:30,305
- Travis, what the fuck?
- 1041
- 01:12:30,639 --> 01:12:31,640
- Come on.
- 1042
- 01:12:32,057 --> 01:12:34,143
- Okay, this place is disgusting.
- 1043
- 01:12:35,394 --> 01:12:36,979
- I need to examine you.
- 1044
- 01:12:37,062 --> 01:12:38,564
- - Get over here.
- - Oh, okay.
- 1045
- 01:12:41,483 --> 01:12:43,485
- God, you're so sexy.
- 1046
- 01:12:43,819 --> 01:12:44,987
- Thank you.
- 1047
- 01:12:46,822 --> 01:12:48,991
- Okay, we're not about to fuck right now.
- 1048
- 01:12:49,074 --> 01:12:50,325
- Why not?
- 1049
- 01:12:50,909 --> 01:12:53,412
- Because we've only
- been dating for, like, two minutes.
- 1050
- 01:12:53,495 --> 01:12:54,496
- What about a blow job?
- 1051
- 01:12:54,580 --> 01:12:57,166
- Travis, I spent an hour
- trying to find this piece of gum.
- 1052
- 01:12:58,167 --> 01:12:59,501
- Sucks.
- 1053
- 01:13:01,670 --> 01:13:04,089
- Okay, fine. You can eat me out.
- 1054
- 01:13:04,173 --> 01:13:06,091
- - Really?
- - Yes. You're welcome.
- 1055
- 01:13:14,767 --> 01:13:16,018
- When I'm in jail
- 1056
- 01:13:16,101 --> 01:13:18,103
- the first thing you do
- is talk to another chick.
- 1057
- 01:13:18,187 --> 01:13:19,521
- - What the fuck?
- 1058
- 01:13:23,358 --> 01:13:25,861
- Hey, pervert, fuck off!
- 1059
- 01:13:29,698 --> 01:13:31,200
- You serious, bro?
- 1060
- 01:13:37,664 --> 01:13:39,875
- I was in jail!
- 1061
- 01:13:42,377 --> 01:13:44,630
- Hello? Are you going to do it or what?
- 1062
- 01:13:58,268 --> 01:14:02,189
- Ooh! Your mouth's kind of cold.
- 1063
- 01:14:12,574 --> 01:14:13,575
- Stop.
- 1064
- 01:14:14,576 --> 01:14:16,745
- - Stop!
- - Come on, babe.
- 1065
- 01:14:16,829 --> 01:14:18,747
- - Stop it!
- - What the fuck's your problem?
- 1066
- 01:14:18,831 --> 01:14:19,998
- I'm worried about my brother.
- 1067
- 01:14:20,082 --> 01:14:21,667
- He should've been here hours ago.
- 1068
- 01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:22,876
- He's not coming, babe.
- 1069
- 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,253
- How do you know?
- 1070
- 01:14:24,336 --> 01:14:26,672
- Because I gave him the wrong address.
- 1071
- 01:14:26,755 --> 01:14:28,841
- - What?
- - They're Scouts, Kendall!
- 1072
- 01:14:28,924 --> 01:14:31,426
- Look, what'd you think,
- I was gonna invite them for real?
- 1073
- 01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:34,012
- - Come here.
- - You are such a dick!
- 1074
- 01:14:34,096 --> 01:14:35,973
- - What? You're not leaving.
- - Watch me!
- 1075
- 01:14:36,056 --> 01:14:37,391
- You're not going!
- 1076
- 01:14:39,226 --> 01:14:40,853
- - Fine, go, bitch!
- 1077
- 01:14:43,689 --> 01:14:46,358
- Oh, Jesus, girl.
- Get a fucking tampon, would you?
- 1078
- 01:14:57,119 --> 01:14:58,453
- Someone help!
- 1079
- 01:15:00,164 --> 01:15:02,708
- Help! Please, someone help!
- 1080
- 01:16:11,568 --> 01:16:14,279
- All right, Scouts,
- let's kick some zombie ass.
- 1081
- 01:16:49,773 --> 01:16:50,941
- Boom.
- 1082
- 01:17:07,499 --> 01:17:08,500
- Chloe?
- 1083
- 01:17:08,667 --> 01:17:09,668
- Oh, man.
- 1084
- 01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:13,463
- Nailed it.
- 1085
- 01:17:36,486 --> 01:17:38,030
- What a dick.
- 1086
- 01:17:42,159 --> 01:17:43,535
- Ben, they're everywhere!
- 1087
- 01:17:43,827 --> 01:17:45,203
- Circle up!
- 1088
- 01:17:50,792 --> 01:17:51,793
- You want some of this?
- 1089
- 01:17:51,877 --> 01:17:54,504
- You assholes! Die!
- 1090
- 01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:57,674
- Come on! You want a piece of me?
- 1091
- 01:18:00,177 --> 01:18:02,137
- Ben! Ben!
- 1092
- 01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:04,014
- Help!
- 1093
- 01:18:09,102 --> 01:18:10,228
- Ben!
- 1094
- 01:18:10,354 --> 01:18:11,730
- Hang on, Kendall! I'm coming!
- 1095
- 01:18:14,024 --> 01:18:15,192
- Oh, shit.
- 1096
- 01:18:15,525 --> 01:18:17,194
- Oh, shit. Shit, start! Come on!
- 1097
- 01:18:17,527 --> 01:18:18,862
- Ben, look out!
- 1098
- 01:18:19,029 --> 01:18:20,030
- Shit.
- 1099
- 01:18:31,375 --> 01:18:33,043
- Ben, duck!
- 1100
- 01:18:39,257 --> 01:18:40,258
- Ben!
- 1101
- 01:18:41,218 --> 01:18:43,720
- Kendall, come down! Climb down, hurry!
- 1102
- 01:18:46,598 --> 01:18:48,100
- - Are you okay?
- - Yeah, I think so.
- 1103
- 01:18:48,225 --> 01:18:49,559
- Guys, come on!
- 1104
- 01:18:49,643 --> 01:18:50,936
- - Come on.
- - Come on!
- 1105
- 01:18:51,228 --> 01:18:53,939
- We got to get everyone out of here!
- Let's go!
- 1106
- 01:18:54,398 --> 01:18:57,234
- Everybody! Get to the stairs! Come on!
- 1107
- 01:19:04,074 --> 01:19:05,117
- Let's go!
- 1108
- 01:19:05,242 --> 01:19:06,743
- Come on, everybody, move!
- 1109
- 01:19:07,077 --> 01:19:10,747
- Hurry up! Come on, come on! Let's go!
- 1110
- 01:19:10,956 --> 01:19:12,082
- Let's go!
- 1111
- 01:19:12,416 --> 01:19:13,917
- Let's go! Come on!
- 1112
- 01:19:14,084 --> 01:19:15,127
- Oh, shit!
- 1113
- 01:19:20,090 --> 01:19:21,174
- What are you doing?
- 1114
- 01:19:21,258 --> 01:19:23,009
- They'll follow you if we don't
- lock the doors! You gotta go!
- 1115
- 01:19:23,093 --> 01:19:24,803
- - What about you?
- - You got to go! Trust me!
- 1116
- 01:19:24,970 --> 01:19:26,304
- I'm not leaving you! No!
- 1117
- 01:19:26,471 --> 01:19:28,265
- Go! Go! Trust me!
- 1118
- 01:19:36,314 --> 01:19:37,649
- - I'm out!
- - Oh, shit!
- 1119
- 01:19:37,816 --> 01:19:40,318
- There's too many of them!
- Come on, let's go! Hurry!
- 1120
- 01:19:40,777 --> 01:19:41,820
- Let's go!
- 1121
- 01:19:42,487 --> 01:19:43,488
- Oh, fuck!
- 1122
- 01:19:44,489 --> 01:19:45,699
- Let's go!
- 1123
- 01:19:45,782 --> 01:19:46,950
- Come on!
- 1124
- 01:19:52,164 --> 01:19:53,957
- Hurry, come on!
- 1125
- 01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:55,792
- Go, Augie, go!
- 1126
- 01:19:56,793 --> 01:19:58,628
- Run! Run!
- 1127
- 01:20:10,098 --> 01:20:11,850
- Where's the door?
- 1128
- 01:20:11,933 --> 01:20:14,019
- There's got to be another exit.
- 1129
- 01:20:14,102 --> 01:20:15,520
- I don't see one!
- 1130
- 01:20:15,604 --> 01:20:17,272
- - We're trapped.
- - Shit.
- 1131
- 01:20:17,606 --> 01:20:18,899
- - There's no way out of here.
- - Fuck.
- 1132
- 01:20:21,276 --> 01:20:22,694
- - What do we do?
- - Give me your backpack.
- 1133
- 01:20:22,861 --> 01:20:24,863
- What? What are you doing?
- 1134
- 01:20:30,202 --> 01:20:31,870
- - What is that?
- - It's a bomb.
- 1135
- 01:20:32,204 --> 01:20:33,246
- You made a bomb?
- 1136
- 01:20:33,330 --> 01:20:34,539
- What are you, the Taliban?
- 1137
- 01:20:34,664 --> 01:20:37,542
- Either we die fast or we're eaten alive
- and turn into one of those things!
- 1138
- 01:20:38,710 --> 01:20:40,170
- Your choice.
- 1139
- 01:20:42,797 --> 01:20:44,549
- - Shit.
- - Carter, give me your lighter.
- 1140
- 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:46,801
- Here.
- 1141
- 01:20:51,223 --> 01:20:52,557
- Are you guys ready?
- 1142
- 01:20:56,853 --> 01:20:58,522
- - Wait!
- - What?
- 1143
- 01:20:59,064 --> 01:21:00,106
- I need to say something.
- 1144
- 01:21:00,190 --> 01:21:01,483
- Ben, it's fine.
- 1145
- 01:21:01,566 --> 01:21:02,984
- - You don't have to do this.
- - No, I do.
- 1146
- 01:21:03,985 --> 01:21:05,654
- We should have never
- ditched you tonight, Augie.
- 1147
- 01:21:06,321 --> 01:21:08,406
- What we did was really messed up.
- 1148
- 01:21:08,490 --> 01:21:10,825
- He's right.
- We've been complete D-bags.
- 1149
- 01:21:11,326 --> 01:21:13,119
- It's my fault.
- I never should have made you guys think
- 1150
- 01:21:13,203 --> 01:21:14,746
- you had to be in Scouts for just me.
- 1151
- 01:21:14,829 --> 01:21:16,414
- No, that's just it!
- 1152
- 01:21:16,498 --> 01:21:18,792
- I thought I wanted out,
- but I was just worried
- 1153
- 01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:21,753
- what other people were gonna think.
- The truth is,
- 1154
- 01:21:23,171 --> 01:21:25,006
- I love being a Scout.
- 1155
- 01:21:26,007 --> 01:21:29,010
- And I love it because
- it's the reason I met you guys.
- 1156
- 01:21:32,097 --> 01:21:35,267
- And I know tonight's been
- really crazy and fucked up,
- 1157
- 01:21:35,350 --> 01:21:36,768
- but one good thing has happened.
- 1158
- 01:21:37,185 --> 01:21:38,895
- And it's this, right now.
- 1159
- 01:21:40,146 --> 01:21:41,231
- Us.
- 1160
- 01:21:41,398 --> 01:21:43,024
- Being back together.
- 1161
- 01:21:45,694 --> 01:21:47,028
- Scouts forever.
- 1162
- 01:21:49,948 --> 01:21:51,533
- Scouts forever.
- 1163
- 01:21:53,702 --> 01:21:54,703
- Scouts forever.
- 1164
- 01:22:01,293 --> 01:22:03,712
- Ben? Is it really lame
- if I hold your hand right now?
- 1165
- 01:22:04,045 --> 01:22:05,046
- No.
- 1166
- 01:22:08,300 --> 01:22:10,135
- Oh, God damn it. This stupid thing!
- 1167
- 01:22:11,219 --> 01:22:12,887
- - What are you doing?
- - It's out of fluid!
- 1168
- 01:22:12,971 --> 01:22:14,222
- Here. Give me that.
- 1169
- 01:22:15,140 --> 01:22:16,600
- Wait, do you have another lighter?
- 1170
- 01:22:20,395 --> 01:22:22,564
- God damn it, Augie,
- we were supposed to die fast!
- 1171
- 01:22:25,066 --> 01:22:26,568
- This is gonna hurt so bad.
- 1172
- 01:22:26,651 --> 01:22:28,153
- Come on, Augie, you can do it!
- 1173
- 01:22:28,236 --> 01:22:30,488
- Don't pressure me! I hate that!
- 1174
- 01:22:32,198 --> 01:22:34,618
- Yo, dipshits!
- You just gonna sit there or what?
- 1175
- 01:22:35,994 --> 01:22:37,579
- Where'd she come from?
- 1176
- 01:22:39,956 --> 01:22:41,416
- Augie, leave it!
- 1177
- 01:22:48,882 --> 01:22:49,883
- Augie, let's go!
- 1178
- 01:23:28,296 --> 01:23:29,714
- Are you guys okay?
- 1179
- 01:23:29,798 --> 01:23:31,883
- I'm alive. I'm alive!
- 1180
- 01:23:31,966 --> 01:23:33,718
- Oh, my God! Augie!
- 1181
- 01:23:33,802 --> 01:23:35,804
- - Dude! You're a genius!
- - It worked!
- 1182
- 01:23:35,887 --> 01:23:37,305
- That was fucking awesome!
- 1183
- 01:23:37,389 --> 01:23:38,723
- - Fuck, yeah, man!
- - It worked!
- 1184
- 01:23:40,809 --> 01:23:42,102
- What the fuck?
- 1185
- 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,312
- Is that Scout Leader Rogers?
- 1186
- 01:23:46,815 --> 01:23:48,942
- You got to hand it to him.
- The man is a fighter.
- 1187
- 01:23:50,235 --> 01:23:52,821
- Oh, shit. Does anybody have a weapon?
- 1188
- 01:23:52,904 --> 01:23:55,407
- There's got to be
- something around here.
- 1189
- 01:24:10,255 --> 01:24:11,256
- Ah!
- 1190
- 01:24:13,174 --> 01:24:15,802
- Every goddamn time! Ugh!
- 1191
- 01:24:27,188 --> 01:24:28,606
- Now you decide to show up.
- 1192
- 01:24:49,961 --> 01:24:52,130
- Evacuation fleet
- moving to secondary location.
- 1193
- 01:24:52,213 --> 01:24:53,631
- Dude, you look like shit.
- 1194
- 01:24:53,715 --> 01:24:54,924
- Yeah, well, what do you expect?
- 1195
- 01:24:55,008 --> 01:24:56,134
- I've been killing zombies all night.
- 1196
- 01:24:56,217 --> 01:24:57,802
- Yeah, you were kind of badass last night.
- 1197
- 01:24:59,387 --> 01:25:00,889
- Well, thanks for coming back.
- 1198
- 01:25:00,972 --> 01:25:02,307
- Somebody's got to keep saving your ass.
- 1199
- 01:25:02,390 --> 01:25:03,725
- Yeah, I guess so.
- 1200
- 01:25:04,392 --> 01:25:07,729
- So, um, are we gonna
- hang out after this, or...
- 1201
- 01:25:08,146 --> 01:25:10,231
- Come on, I feel like
- the four of us are a team now.
- 1202
- 01:25:10,315 --> 01:25:11,357
- Relax, dude.
- 1203
- 01:25:11,483 --> 01:25:13,985
- You've got some business
- to take care of right now.
- 1204
- 01:25:18,281 --> 01:25:20,116
- Go for it. You got this.
- 1205
- 01:25:20,950 --> 01:25:23,036
- - All right.
- - Go.
- 1206
- 01:25:28,291 --> 01:25:30,627
- I am so happy that you're okay.
- 1207
- 01:25:33,755 --> 01:25:37,550
- Oh, that's so sweet. Up top!
- 1208
- 01:25:37,801 --> 01:25:39,385
- Dude, I'm not high-fiving that.
- 1209
- 01:25:39,469 --> 01:25:40,553
- Come on.
- 1210
- 01:25:40,637 --> 01:25:42,555
- You think I'm high-fiving that?
- 1211
- 01:25:42,639 --> 01:25:44,224
- - Come on!
- 1212
- 01:25:44,641 --> 01:25:45,975
- Aww, look at them!
- 1213
- 01:25:50,188 --> 01:25:51,523
- Who are you?
- 1214
- 01:25:52,023 --> 01:25:53,358
- I'm a Scout.
- 1215
- 01:25:57,987 --> 01:25:59,030
- All right, well, this just means
- 1216
- 01:25:59,155 --> 01:26:00,365
- - I'm gonna fuck his mom.
- - Hey!
- 1217
- 01:26:00,448 --> 01:26:01,616
- What?
- 1218
- 01:28:26,844 --> 01:28:28,513
- Come on.
- 1219
- 01:28:30,723 --> 01:28:32,016
- The end.
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