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Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

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  3. INDOXXI
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  5.  
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  8. Mind if I do a quick mop?
  9.  
  10. 2
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  12. You're shouting.
  13.  
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  16. What?
  17.  
  18. 4
  19. 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,682
  20. - I can come back later.
  21. - No, it's fine.
  22.  
  23. 5
  24. 00:02:20,517 --> 00:02:22,101
  25. Just don't touch anything.
  26.  
  27. 6
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  29. "Just don't touch anything."
  30.  
  31. 7
  32. 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,023
  33. Dickbreath.
  34.  
  35. 8
  36. 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,860
  37. You want a Tic Tac?
  38.  
  39. 9
  40. 00:02:32,946 --> 00:02:35,281
  41. All right. I'll take that as a no.
  42.  
  43. 10
  44. 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:52,382
  45. Oh. Come on.
  46.  
  47. 11
  48. 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:19,784
  49. Oh...
  50.  
  51. 12
  52. 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:24,247
  53. What the hell happened to you, dude?
  54.  
  55. 13
  56. 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:35,675
  57. Dod? What the fuck
  58. kind of name is Dod?
  59.  
  60. 14
  61. 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:38,595
  62. - Oh!
  63.  
  64. 15
  65. 00:03:43,683 --> 00:03:45,852
  66. Go, go, go, go, go.
  67.  
  68. 16
  69. 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:49,022
  70. Come on!
  71.  
  72. 17
  73. 00:03:53,610 --> 00:03:56,029
  74. No! Oh, no, no, no. Reset, reset.
  75.  
  76. 18
  77. 00:03:56,613 --> 00:03:58,615
  78. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
  79.  
  80. 19
  81. 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:00,617
  82. Dod! Come on!
  83.  
  84. 20
  85. 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:04,704
  86. Clear! Accept! Accept the motherfucker!
  87.  
  88. 21
  89. 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,040
  90. Shit. Okay. All right.
  91.  
  92. 22
  93. 00:04:07,457 --> 00:04:08,458
  94. Um...
  95.  
  96. 23
  97. 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:11,461
  98. I'll do CPR. Yeah.
  99.  
  100. 24
  101. 00:04:20,345 --> 00:04:23,681
  102. - All right! Some Takis Fuego.
  103.  
  104. 25
  105. 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:28,728
  106. Come on!
  107.  
  108. 26
  109. 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:32,815
  110. Come on, breathe, dude!
  111.  
  112. 27
  113. 00:04:37,362 --> 00:04:39,697
  114. Oh, shit! Oh, hell, no.
  115.  
  116. 28
  117. 00:04:41,366 --> 00:04:43,409
  118. Okay. All right. All right. Come on, Dod.
  119.  
  120. 29
  121. 00:04:43,493 --> 00:04:44,786
  122. Come on. We got this.
  123.  
  124. 30
  125. 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:54,337
  126. Please, come on, Dod!
  127.  
  128. 31
  129. 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,005
  130. One, one thousand!
  131.  
  132. 32
  133. 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:57,382
  134. Two, one thousand!
  135.  
  136. 33
  137. 00:04:58,466 --> 00:04:59,467
  138. Ah!
  139.  
  140. 34
  141. 00:05:20,697 --> 00:05:21,698
  142. No, no, no!
  143.  
  144. 35
  145. 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:24,200
  146. No, no, no!
  147.  
  148. 36
  149. 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:28,371
  150. Come on.
  151.  
  152. 37
  153. 00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:32,583
  154. Ah!
  155.  
  156. 38
  157. 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:54,063
  158. You are kidding me.
  159.  
  160. 39
  161. 00:06:05,742 --> 00:06:07,243
  162. Oh, crap.
  163.  
  164. 40
  165. 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:24,093
  166. Why?
  167.  
  168. 41
  169. 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:55,291
  170. You know
  171. what's cooler than cool?
  172.  
  173. 42
  174. 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:56,959
  175. Scouting!
  176.  
  177. 43
  178. 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:58,127
  179. Action!
  180.  
  181. 44
  182. 00:06:58,294 --> 00:07:00,880
  183. Hi, there, guys.
  184. My name is Scout Leader Rogers.
  185.  
  186. 45
  187. 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:05,051
  188. And I'm here to show you
  189. what scouting is all about. Come...
  190.  
  191. 46
  192. 00:07:05,301 --> 00:07:08,304
  193. Being a Scout is about
  194. the bonds of friendship.
  195.  
  196. 47
  197. 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:11,599
  198. Check it out!
  199.  
  200. 48
  201. 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:15,686
  202. These Scouts are on their way
  203. to earning a Bow and Arrow Badge!
  204.  
  205. 49
  206. 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:20,149
  207. Badges are the Scouts'
  208. highest symbol of achievement.
  209.  
  210. 50
  211. 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,986
  212. Scouts can earn all sorts of badges.
  213.  
  214. 51
  215. 00:07:25,822 --> 00:07:27,990
  216. What's cooler than cool?
  217.  
  218. 52
  219. 00:07:28,324 --> 00:07:29,992
  220. Scouting!
  221.  
  222. 53
  223. 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:36,833
  224. All right, are you in or are you in?
  225.  
  226. 54
  227. 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,675
  228. Hey, listen, there's free
  229. cookies every Friday.
  230.  
  231. 55
  232. 00:07:45,842 --> 00:07:48,344
  233. We do sing-alongs on Saturdays.
  234.  
  235. 56
  236. 00:07:48,678 --> 00:07:50,346
  237. It looks great on a college application!
  238.  
  239. 57
  240. 00:07:51,681 --> 00:07:53,933
  241. I love this tragic ritual.
  242.  
  243. 58
  244. 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,269
  245. Someone's gonna sign up, guys!
  246.  
  247. 59
  248. 00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:57,520
  249. We have to keep trying!
  250.  
  251. 60
  252. 00:07:57,854 --> 00:08:00,148
  253. Augie, a unicorn's
  254. gonna fly out of your ass
  255.  
  256. 61
  257. 00:08:00,231 --> 00:08:01,524
  258. before somebody joins.
  259.  
  260. 62
  261. 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,442
  262. Carter! Language.
  263.  
  264. 63
  265. 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:04,902
  266. Yeah, he's right.
  267. Nobody's ever gonna sign up.
  268.  
  269. 64
  270. 00:08:04,986 --> 00:08:06,279
  271. It's just a waste of time.
  272.  
  273. 65
  274. 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:08,906
  275. Ye of little faith.
  276. Where's that Scout spirit?
  277.  
  278. 66
  279. 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:11,492
  280. Look, guys, we're not gonna
  281. quit trying just because
  282.  
  283. 67
  284. 00:08:11,576 --> 00:08:13,661
  285. we lost a couple hours
  286. sitting around on our butts
  287.  
  288. 68
  289. 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:14,954
  290. with nothing to show for it.
  291.  
  292. 69
  293. 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:17,582
  294. I mean, some people
  295. spend their entire lives
  296.  
  297. 70
  298. 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,792
  299. and have nothing to show for it.
  300.  
  301. 71
  302. 00:08:22,587 --> 00:08:23,796
  303. Well...
  304.  
  305. 72
  306. 00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:26,424
  307. I think we all know
  308. it's Augie's special night.
  309.  
  310. 73
  311. 00:08:29,302 --> 00:08:31,846
  312. After years of hard work and dedication,
  313.  
  314. 74
  315. 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:35,141
  316. he will receive the highest
  317. honor of a Scout,
  318.  
  319. 75
  320. 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:36,559
  321. the Condor Badge,
  322.  
  323. 76
  324. 00:08:36,893 --> 00:08:38,895
  325. in a ceremony at tonight's campout.
  326.  
  327. 77
  328. 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:41,063
  329. Okay.Let's see.
  330.  
  331. 78
  332. 00:08:41,147 --> 00:08:42,815
  333. Latrine duty: Carter.
  334.  
  335. 79
  336. 00:08:42,899 --> 00:08:44,692
  337. No! No, no, no, no.
  338. I always dig the shitter.
  339.  
  340. 80
  341. 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,110
  342. It's called a latrine, not a shitter.
  343.  
  344. 81
  345. 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,696
  346. All right, Ben, you're on wiener duty.
  347.  
  348. 82
  349. 00:08:48,905 --> 00:08:50,907
  350. - That's enough.
  351.  
  352. 83
  353. 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:53,826
  354. Carter, nobody eats a hot dog like this.
  355.  
  356. 84
  357. 00:08:55,745 --> 00:08:58,581
  358. All right. Ben, why don't you
  359. lead us in the Scout Oath?
  360.  
  361. 85
  362. 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:00,541
  363. - Come on.
  364. - All right.
  365.  
  366. 86
  367. 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:04,837
  368. This do I swear:
  369.  
  370. 87
  371. 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:07,590
  372. To live courageously,
  373.  
  374. 88
  375. 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,550
  376. to help others when I can,
  377.  
  378. 89
  379. 00:09:09,634 --> 00:09:13,346
  380. defend what I must, so help me God.
  381.  
  382. 90
  383. 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:14,931
  384. Scouts forever!
  385.  
  386. 91
  387. 00:09:15,014 --> 00:09:16,349
  388. Scouts forever!
  389.  
  390. 92
  391. 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:18,100
  392. Scouts forever.
  393.  
  394. 93
  395. 00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:20,186
  396. Scouts forever.
  397.  
  398. 94
  399. 00:09:20,353 --> 00:09:21,854
  400. Forever!
  401.  
  402. 95
  403. 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:28,069
  404. Ben, we have to tell Augie.
  405.  
  406. 96
  407. 00:09:28,152 --> 00:09:29,528
  408. - I know. I know.
  409. - We're ditching Scouts.
  410.  
  411. 97
  412. 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:30,655
  413. Yeah, we'll tell him.
  414.  
  415. 98
  416. 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:31,864
  417. We've been talking
  418. about it for over a year.
  419.  
  420. 99
  421. 00:09:31,948 --> 00:09:33,699
  422. I know.
  423. We just have to find the right time.
  424.  
  425. 100
  426. 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:35,284
  427. Okay, we'll do it tonight, then.
  428.  
  429. 101
  430. 00:09:35,368 --> 00:09:37,286
  431. No, we can't tell him tonight.
  432. He's getting his Condor Badge.
  433.  
  434. 102
  435. 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:40,206
  436. He's been working toward this
  437. ever since he joined Scouts.
  438.  
  439. 103
  440. 00:09:40,373 --> 00:09:41,958
  441. You know how much it means to him.
  442.  
  443. 104
  444. 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:44,877
  445. Especially since his dad can't be there.
  446.  
  447. 105
  448. 00:09:46,212 --> 00:09:47,755
  449. It's been two years, Ben.
  450.  
  451. 106
  452. 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:51,300
  453. We can't just stay in Scouts
  454. because we feel sorry for him.
  455.  
  456. 107
  457. 00:09:51,384 --> 00:09:53,261
  458. Come on, that's not the only
  459. reason we're staying in Scouts.
  460.  
  461. 108
  462. 00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:54,387
  463. Come on, you've had fun.
  464.  
  465. 109
  466. 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:57,265
  467. Had fun, okay? Past tense. Had.
  468.  
  469. 110
  470. 00:09:57,348 --> 00:10:00,142
  471. And now I am ready to move on.
  472. I mean, you realize
  473.  
  474. 111
  475. 00:10:00,226 --> 00:10:02,061
  476. it's gonna be junior year next year.
  477.  
  478. 112
  479. 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:04,105
  480. I mean, you know
  481. what that means, right?
  482.  
  483. 113
  484. 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:05,564
  485. We start thinking about college.
  486.  
  487. 114
  488. 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:08,567
  489. We start thinking about pussy, Ben!
  490.  
  491. 115
  492. 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:11,404
  493. Come on. Junior year is when
  494. all the girls become sluts.
  495.  
  496. 116
  497. 00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:12,488
  498. - Oh, really?
  499. - Yes.
  500.  
  501. 117
  502. 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:15,491
  503. And if we're sitting here
  504. in these Scout uniforms,
  505.  
  506. 118
  507. 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,827
  508. it's gonna be
  509. the male version of a chastity belt, Ben.
  510.  
  511. 119
  512. 00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:24,834
  513. Oh, shit. Shit.
  514.  
  515. 120
  516. 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,211
  517. What the fuck was that?
  518.  
  519. 121
  520. 00:10:27,837 --> 00:10:29,922
  521. Holy shit. Oh, my God.
  522.  
  523. 122
  524. 00:10:35,261 --> 00:10:36,262
  525. Oh, shit.
  526.  
  527. 123
  528. 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,306
  529. Dude, that scared the shit out of me.
  530.  
  531. 124
  532. 00:10:38,389 --> 00:10:39,932
  533. Yeah, me, too.
  534.  
  535. 125
  536. 00:10:40,016 --> 00:10:42,018
  537. No, like, literally, a little shit came out.
  538.  
  539. 126
  540. 00:10:42,101 --> 00:10:43,436
  541. Dude, stop.
  542.  
  543. 127
  544. 00:10:46,856 --> 00:10:48,858
  545. Jesus Christ. You hood-fucked Bambi.
  546.  
  547. 128
  548. 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:50,776
  549. I didn't mean to!
  550. It wasn't my fault, Carter!
  551.  
  552. 129
  553. 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,361
  554. It was just standing there!
  555.  
  556. 130
  557. 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,042
  558. Oh, shit.
  559.  
  560. 131
  561. 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,877
  562. Oh. Damn it.
  563.  
  564. 132
  565. 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,629
  566. Great. Just awesome.
  567.  
  568. 133
  569. 00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:14,133
  570. Is that a spare for your bike or the car?
  571.  
  572. 134
  573. 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:17,053
  574. Shit. My dad's gonna be so pissed.
  575.  
  576. 135
  577. 00:11:18,054 --> 00:11:19,388
  578. Carter, where are the other lug nuts?
  579.  
  580. 136
  581. 00:11:19,472 --> 00:11:21,307
  582. How should I know?
  583. I've been sitting here doing nothing.
  584.  
  585. 137
  586. 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:22,725
  587. Yeah. I noticed.
  588.  
  589. 138
  590. 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,146
  591. Oh. Dude, that's my sister.
  592.  
  593. 139
  594. 00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:29,648
  595. Kendall! Kendall!
  596.  
  597. 140
  598. 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:31,984
  599. Hey!
  600.  
  601. 141
  602. 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,113
  603. Hey.
  604.  
  605. 142
  606. 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,657
  607. Can you help us?
  608.  
  609. 143
  610. 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:57,885
  611. - Catch!
  612. - Ow!
  613.  
  614. 144
  615. 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,345
  616. - Jeff!
  617. - What?
  618.  
  619. 145
  620. 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:00,513
  621. I said, "Catch."
  622.  
  623. 146
  624. 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,014
  625. I thought he had it.
  626.  
  627. 147
  628. 00:12:02,098 --> 00:12:04,350
  629. - Sorry, bro. It's my bad.
  630. - Yeah.
  631.  
  632. 148
  633. 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,602
  634. Are you guys okay?
  635. I mean, what happened?
  636.  
  637. 149
  638. 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:09,355
  639. We hit a white-tailed deer. It was huge.
  640.  
  641. 150
  642. 00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,273
  643. Yeah. We were just driving,
  644. and then it was like, boom!
  645.  
  646. 151
  647. 00:12:11,357 --> 00:12:13,692
  648. You guys hit a deer? That's awesome.
  649.  
  650. 152
  651. 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,112
  652. Nope, not awesome. Are you kidding?
  653.  
  654. 153
  655. 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:17,947
  656. Nothing awesome about it.
  657. Look at my car.
  658.  
  659. 154
  660. 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:22,368
  661. What's up, Chloe?
  662.  
  663. 155
  664. 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,870
  665. - Hey...
  666. - Hey.
  667.  
  668. 156
  669. 00:12:24,954 --> 00:12:26,539
  670. - Carter.
  671. - Carter!
  672.  
  673. 157
  674. 00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:29,208
  675. Yeah. I sit behind you in Spanish class.
  676.  
  677. 158
  678. 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:32,253
  679. Oh, gracias.
  680.  
  681. 159
  682. 00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:34,964
  683. So, I'm really down with this
  684.  
  685. 160
  686. 00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:36,549
  687. whole little Scout uniform
  688. you guys got going.
  689.  
  690. 161
  691. 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:37,842
  692. All these little patches and stuff.
  693.  
  694. 162
  695. 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,594
  696. Actually, Ben and Carter have been
  697.  
  698. 163
  699. 00:12:40,678 --> 00:12:42,972
  700. Scouts together since, what,
  701. you were like six, right?
  702.  
  703. 164
  704. 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:45,349
  705. - Yeah, yeah. A long time.
  706. - That's awesome, man.
  707.  
  708. 165
  709. 00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:47,059
  710. Ben's like my little brother.
  711.  
  712. 166
  713. 00:12:47,143 --> 00:12:48,978
  714. Yep. That's me. Little brother Ben.
  715.  
  716. 167
  717. 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,396
  718. Hey, Jeff!
  719.  
  720. 168
  721. 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,065
  722. All right, well.
  723. Sorry about that face again.
  724.  
  725. 169
  726. 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,820
  727. Hey, are you going to the party tonight?
  728.  
  729. 170
  730. 00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:58,904
  731. What's up?
  732.  
  733. 171
  734. 00:12:58,988 --> 00:13:02,825
  735. Yo! Aber-blow-me and Bitch, man.
  736. What's up? Hey.
  737.  
  738. 172
  739. 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:03,993
  740. Always coming up with good ones.
  741.  
  742. 173
  743. 00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:06,412
  744. Listen, I was just talking
  745. to Carver here, and...
  746.  
  747. 174
  748. 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:07,580
  749. Carter.
  750.  
  751. 175
  752. 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,790
  753. - I came up with a great idea.
  754. - Really?
  755.  
  756. 176
  757. 00:13:09,874 --> 00:13:11,083
  758. Hit me. What do we have?
  759.  
  760. 177
  761. 00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,835
  762. How'd recruiting go?
  763.  
  764. 178
  765. 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:16,088
  766. Oh, the usual. Yeah, no one joined.
  767.  
  768. 179
  769. 00:13:16,172 --> 00:13:17,590
  770. I think it's just a big joke at this point.
  771.  
  772. 180
  773. 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:18,757
  774. It's not a joke.
  775.  
  776. 181
  777. 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,427
  778. I think it's really cool
  779. you guys have stuck with Scouts.
  780.  
  781. 182
  782. 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,721
  783. One day you're gonna look back on this
  784.  
  785. 183
  786. 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,681
  787. and you're gonna be
  788. really happy you did it.
  789.  
  790. 184
  791. 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,517
  792. Okay. Thanks.
  793.  
  794. 185
  795. 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,941
  796. Looks like the deer made out
  797. better than your car.
  798.  
  799. 186
  800. 00:13:36,025 --> 00:13:38,277
  801. Yeah. Wait, what? What do you mean?
  802.  
  803. 187
  804. 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,488
  805. Well, where is it?
  806.  
  807. 188
  808. 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,239
  809. It's right over there.
  810.  
  811. 189
  812. 00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:12,144
  813. Holy shit! Holy shit, man!
  814.  
  815. 190
  816. 00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:13,729
  817. You dick. What's wrong with you?
  818.  
  819. 191
  820. 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,315
  821. Dude. Dude, okay. You're never
  822. gonna believe what happened.
  823.  
  824. 192
  825. 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,900
  826. Hey, you sure you guys
  827. don't need a ride?
  828.  
  829. 193
  830. 00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,194
  831. No, we're good.
  832.  
  833. 194
  834. 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,320
  835. See you boys tonight.
  836.  
  837. 195
  838. 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,239
  839. Hey! See you tonight, man!
  840.  
  841. 196
  842. 00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:25,491
  843. All right? All right?
  844.  
  845. 197
  846. 00:14:27,243 --> 00:14:29,578
  847. Bye, Chloe! Bye!
  848.  
  849. 198
  850. 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,164
  851. What are you talking about, tonight?
  852.  
  853. 199
  854. 00:14:32,248 --> 00:14:33,999
  855. Dude, you are never going
  856. to guess what happened.
  857.  
  858. 200
  859. 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:37,127
  860. We got invited to the secret
  861. senior party, man. Look.
  862.  
  863. 201
  864. 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:39,922
  865. Who cares? Look, the deer is gone.
  866. What about the deer?
  867.  
  868. 202
  869. 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,257
  870. Dude, fuck deers, man!
  871.  
  872. 203
  873. 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:44,677
  874. We are going to the secret party, man!
  875. Come on!
  876.  
  877. 204
  878. 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,845
  879. I'm gonna fuck Chloe.
  880.  
  881. 205
  882. 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,098
  883. I'm gonna fuck Chloe.
  884.  
  885. 206
  886. 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,938
  887. Ben, come on.
  888. This is the chance of a lifetime.
  889.  
  890. 207
  891. 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,815
  892. Okay. I mean,
  893. quit acting like you don't want to go.
  894.  
  895. 208
  896. 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,358
  897. Of course I want to go. I do.
  898.  
  899. 209
  900. 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,861
  901. But it's Augie's big night.
  902. He's getting his Condor Badge.
  903.  
  904. 210
  905. 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,030
  906. We can't miss the ceremony
  907. or he'd never forgive us.
  908.  
  909. 211
  910. 00:15:05,114 --> 00:15:07,199
  911. Okay, look, hear me out.
  912.  
  913. 212
  914. 00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:08,909
  915. We go to the campout,
  916.  
  917. 213
  918. 00:15:08,993 --> 00:15:10,995
  919. and when Augie and Rogers fall asleep,
  920.  
  921. 214
  922. 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,788
  923. we will sneak out and go to the party.
  924.  
  925. 215
  926. 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:13,872
  927. Carter...
  928.  
  929. 216
  930. 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:14,957
  931. We'll be back before dawn,
  932.  
  933. 217
  934. 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,834
  935. it'll be like we never even left.
  936.  
  937. 218
  938. 00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,587
  939. I don't know. It just sounds...
  940.  
  941. 219
  942. 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:20,671
  943. Ben.
  944.  
  945. 220
  946. 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,300
  947. This could be the night of our lives.
  948.  
  949. 221
  950. 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:26,552
  951. Please.
  952.  
  953. 222
  954. 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,973
  955. All right. I mean, I guess we could try.
  956.  
  957. 223
  958. 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,518
  959. - Okay.
  960. - I love you.
  961.  
  962. 224
  963. 00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:36,729
  964. You're amazing. Thank you!
  965.  
  966. 225
  967. 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,147
  968. Whoa! What the hell?
  969.  
  970. 226
  971. 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,316
  972. Hi, Mrs. Fielder. Hi.
  973.  
  974. 227
  975. 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:45,404
  976. Your garbage cans were
  977. blocking my driveway again.
  978.  
  979. 228
  980. 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,740
  981. Had to move them myself,
  982.  
  983. 229
  984. 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:51,076
  985. which is no easy task
  986. with a herniated disk.
  987.  
  988. 230
  989. 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,161
  990. Okay, great.
  991.  
  992. 231
  993. 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:56,749
  994. You tell your father to keep his trash
  995. on his side of the property.
  996.  
  997. 232
  998. 00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,127
  999. Okay, we'll do that, Mrs. Fielder.
  1000. Thank you.
  1001.  
  1002. 233
  1003. 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:04,089
  1004. All right, thanks. Yep.
  1005. Can you just move right there?
  1006.  
  1007. 234
  1008. 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,008
  1009. Thank you. Bye!
  1010.  
  1011. 235
  1012. 00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:07,843
  1013. Jesus Christ.
  1014.  
  1015. 236
  1016. 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:10,179
  1017. You old hag! Okay. Thank you.
  1018.  
  1019. 237
  1020. 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,597
  1021. She is so annoying.
  1022.  
  1023. 238
  1024. 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:15,184
  1025. Oh, my God.
  1026. Can you imagine living next to that?
  1027.  
  1028. 239
  1029. 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:18,395
  1030. Oh, my God. Dude,
  1031. how many cats does she have?
  1032.  
  1033. 240
  1034. 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,981
  1035. Dude, who knows. She probably rubs
  1036. Fancy Feast on her cooch
  1037.  
  1038. 241
  1039. 00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:22,441
  1040. and lets them all go to town.
  1041.  
  1042. 242
  1043. 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:23,525
  1044. - What?
  1045.  
  1046. 243
  1047. 00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:27,071
  1048. Meet me here at 5:30 and then
  1049. we'll go to Camp Womp Womp.
  1050.  
  1051. 244
  1052. 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,281
  1053. Then we'll go to the party. All right?
  1054.  
  1055. 245
  1056. 00:16:29,365 --> 00:16:30,949
  1057. - All right? All right.
  1058. - All right.
  1059.  
  1060. 246
  1061. 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,117
  1062. See you soon, man.
  1063.  
  1064. 247
  1065. 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:33,202
  1066. All right. See ya.
  1067.  
  1068. 248
  1069. 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,546
  1070. Oh, litterbugs.
  1071.  
  1072. 249
  1073. 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:45,839
  1074. Come on.
  1075.  
  1076. 250
  1077. 00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:50,969
  1078. Biotine?
  1079.  
  1080. 251
  1081. 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,723
  1082. How'd you get way out here?
  1083.  
  1084. 252
  1085. 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:58,060
  1086. Well, Peter Morris, finders keepers.
  1087.  
  1088. 253
  1089. 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,234
  1090. Hello?
  1091.  
  1092. 254
  1093. 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,074
  1094. Hello?
  1095.  
  1096. 255
  1097. 00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:38,100
  1098. What's wrong with you?
  1099.  
  1100. 256
  1101. 00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:40,060
  1102. You A-wipe!
  1103.  
  1104. 257
  1105. 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,855
  1106. C-word! All the other words!
  1107.  
  1108. 258
  1109. 00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:45,774
  1110. Oh, doodle!
  1111.  
  1112. 259
  1113. 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,401
  1114. That's my lucky knife!
  1115.  
  1116. 260
  1117. 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,879
  1118. Teach you to mess
  1119. with Scout Leader Rogers!
  1120.  
  1121. 261
  1122. 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,853
  1123. So we're just gonna
  1124. walk in there like this.
  1125.  
  1126. 262
  1127. 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,855
  1128. No I.D.'s, just buy some beer?
  1129.  
  1130. 263
  1131. 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,440
  1132. Just give me the $20, fool. Come on.
  1133.  
  1134. 264
  1135. 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,400
  1136. Cough it up.
  1137.  
  1138. 265
  1139. 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,444
  1140. Any day now. Come on.
  1141.  
  1142. 266
  1143. 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,279
  1144. Hang on. It's Velcro. It takes a second.
  1145.  
  1146. 267
  1147. 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,406
  1148. Watch a pro.
  1149.  
  1150. 268
  1151. 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,621
  1152. Hi, sir. How are you today?
  1153.  
  1154. 269
  1155. 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:41,872
  1156. Hey, baby.
  1157.  
  1158. 270
  1159. 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,833
  1160. Oh, nice. Great plan, Carter.
  1161.  
  1162. 271
  1163. 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,753
  1164. Just give the money to a drunk bum.
  1165. That'll work.
  1166.  
  1167. 272
  1168. 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:50,672
  1169. Yeah!
  1170.  
  1171. 273
  1172. 00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,508
  1173. Just the cheap stuff.
  1174.  
  1175. 274
  1176. 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,308
  1177. Did you see Officer Hottie?
  1178.  
  1179. 275
  1180. 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,727
  1181. No. I was too busy
  1182. watching you lose 20 bucks.
  1183.  
  1184. 276
  1185. 00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:05,354
  1186. Okay, I gave him
  1187. very specific instructions.
  1188.  
  1189. 277
  1190. 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,147
  1191. He's gonna buy us a couple of six packs,
  1192.  
  1193. 278
  1194. 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,941
  1195. and he can keep the change.
  1196.  
  1197. 279
  1198. 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:10,526
  1199. Jesus.
  1200.  
  1201. 280
  1202. 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:12,778
  1203. Whoa.
  1204.  
  1205. 281
  1206. 00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:15,823
  1207. Holy shit, dude. That's her.
  1208.  
  1209. 282
  1210. 00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:17,533
  1211. What? Who?
  1212.  
  1213. 283
  1214. 00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,535
  1215. It's Denise What's-her-face.
  1216.  
  1217. 284
  1218. 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:20,744
  1219. She went to our high school.
  1220.  
  1221. 285
  1222. 00:19:20,828 --> 00:19:22,162
  1223. She dropped out a couple years ago.
  1224.  
  1225. 286
  1226. 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,581
  1227. Now she's a stripper.
  1228.  
  1229. 287
  1230. 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:25,791
  1231. How do you even know that?
  1232.  
  1233. 288
  1234. 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,209
  1235. She's a legend.
  1236.  
  1237. 289
  1238. 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,547
  1239. What the fuck is he... Jesus Christ.
  1240.  
  1241. 290
  1242. 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:35,884
  1243. Sir!
  1244.  
  1245. 291
  1246. 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,389
  1247. I'm not paying for these items.
  1248.  
  1249. 292
  1250. 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,391
  1251. Sir?
  1252.  
  1253. 293
  1254. 00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:46,895
  1255. - Shit!
  1256. - Oh, uh...
  1257.  
  1258. 294
  1259. 00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:51,066
  1260. It's okay. I got it. Seriously, I got it.
  1261.  
  1262. 295
  1263. 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,988
  1264. Fucking ghetto-ass bag.
  1265.  
  1266. 296
  1267. 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,239
  1268. Here.
  1269.  
  1270. 297
  1271. 00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:00,409
  1272. What are you doing?
  1273.  
  1274. 298
  1275. 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,120
  1276. It's a sheet bend knot.
  1277.  
  1278. 299
  1279. 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,288
  1280. It's impossible to break.
  1281.  
  1282. 300
  1283. 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,372
  1284. You're pretty handy.
  1285.  
  1286. 301
  1287. 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,249
  1288. Thanks.
  1289.  
  1290. 302
  1291. 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,333
  1292. Get out.
  1293.  
  1294. 303
  1295. 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,751
  1296. - Nice legs.
  1297. - Huh?
  1298.  
  1299. 304
  1300. 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:12,337
  1301. Costume party?
  1302.  
  1303. 305
  1304. 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:13,922
  1305. Oh, no, I'm...
  1306.  
  1307. 306
  1308. 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,757
  1309. I'm a Scout.
  1310.  
  1311. 307
  1312. 00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:17,259
  1313. Like an actual Scout?
  1314.  
  1315. 308
  1316. 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,677
  1317. Yeah, well. We got a campout tonight.
  1318.  
  1319. 309
  1320. 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:22,097
  1321. So you work across the street?
  1322.  
  1323. 310
  1324. 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,516
  1325. Yep. Glamorous, huh?
  1326.  
  1327. 311
  1328. 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,935
  1329. Yeah. I mean, I've never been in,
  1330.  
  1331. 312
  1332. 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,770
  1333. but I hear it's nice.
  1334.  
  1335. 313
  1336. 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:30,939
  1337. It's got a good Yelp review.
  1338.  
  1339. 314
  1340. 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:33,525
  1341. - What?
  1342. - Nothing.
  1343.  
  1344. 315
  1345. 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:34,943
  1346. You're just... You're really cute.
  1347.  
  1348. 316
  1349. 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,112
  1350. Thanks.
  1351.  
  1352. 317
  1353. 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,197
  1354. Come on, Carter.
  1355.  
  1356. 318
  1357. 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,700
  1358. Please tell me
  1359. you did not ask that guy to buy you beer.
  1360.  
  1361. 319
  1362. 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:42,784
  1363. No, it was his idea.
  1364.  
  1365. 320
  1366. 00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,119
  1367. Rookies.
  1368.  
  1369. 321
  1370. 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:45,871
  1371. Where are you...
  1372.  
  1373. 322
  1374. 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,247
  1375. I need my $20 back.
  1376.  
  1377. 323
  1378. 00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:49,166
  1379. It's not all yours.
  1380.  
  1381. 324
  1382. 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,628
  1383. You're dirty. Look how dirty...
  1384.  
  1385. 325
  1386. 00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,384
  1387. Here.
  1388.  
  1389. 326
  1390. 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:00,844
  1391. Thank you.
  1392.  
  1393. 327
  1394. 00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,975
  1395. Thank you. Here.
  1396.  
  1397. 328
  1398. 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:08,810
  1399. Oh, my God. Thank you.
  1400.  
  1401. 329
  1402. 00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:11,146
  1403. You're the most amazing person ever.
  1404. Thank you.
  1405.  
  1406. 330
  1407. 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,481
  1408. Yeah. Thanks.
  1409.  
  1410. 331
  1411. 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,942
  1412. It's cool. And thanks for the help, Legs.
  1413.  
  1414. 332
  1415. 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,026
  1416. Yeah.
  1417.  
  1418. 333
  1419. 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,071
  1420. Dude, what the fuck was that?
  1421.  
  1422. 334
  1423. 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,364
  1424. Oh, my God.
  1425.  
  1426. 335
  1427. 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:23,325
  1428. I would tongue-pound
  1429. her salty walrus any day of the week.
  1430.  
  1431. 336
  1432. 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,577
  1433. Oh, shit.
  1434.  
  1435. 337
  1436. 00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,245
  1437. - He's staring at us.
  1438. - Go.
  1439.  
  1440. 338
  1441. 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,752
  1442. Dude, I thought you said
  1443. that Kendall broke up with that Jeff guy.
  1444.  
  1445. 339
  1446. 00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:35,671
  1447. Dude, I thought so too.
  1448.  
  1449. 340
  1450. 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,422
  1451. It's like, one moment, they're together
  1452.  
  1453. 341
  1454. 00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:39,925
  1455. and the next moment, they're broken up.
  1456.  
  1457. 342
  1458. 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,343
  1459. So he's a dick.
  1460.  
  1461. 343
  1462. 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,101
  1463. It's like no doubt...
  1464.  
  1465. 344
  1466. 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,310
  1467. Hey, guys!
  1468.  
  1469. 345
  1470. 00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,436
  1471. Hey, what's up?
  1472.  
  1473. 346
  1474. 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,855
  1475. All right. Campsite is halfway set up.
  1476.  
  1477. 347
  1478. 00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:54,940
  1479. - Nice.
  1480. - Great.
  1481.  
  1482. 348
  1483. 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,441
  1484. - What's up?
  1485. - What's up?
  1486.  
  1487. 349
  1488. 00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:57,651
  1489. What's up?
  1490.  
  1491. 350
  1492. 00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,528
  1493. Oh! Too slow. Too slow, buddy.
  1494.  
  1495. 351
  1496. 00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:00,821
  1497. Where's Scout Leader Rogers?
  1498.  
  1499. 352
  1500. 00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,280
  1501. He was supposed to be
  1502. here to help me set up,
  1503.  
  1504. 353
  1505. 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:03,532
  1506. but so far he's a no-show.
  1507.  
  1508. 354
  1509. 00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:06,618
  1510. That's weird. He's never late.
  1511.  
  1512. 355
  1513. 00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:08,787
  1514. Yeah. Maybe he quit Scouts.
  1515.  
  1516. 356
  1517. 00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:12,290
  1518. Quit Scouts? Yeah, right.
  1519.  
  1520. 357
  1521. 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,875
  1522. That's hysterical!
  1523.  
  1524. 358
  1525. 00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:15,961
  1526. Want to know what I think it is?
  1527. I think it's a test.
  1528.  
  1529. 359
  1530. 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,129
  1531. A test?
  1532.  
  1533. 360
  1534. 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,172
  1535. Well, yeah.
  1536. I'm getting my Condor Badge today.
  1537.  
  1538. 361
  1539. 00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:21,133
  1540. I have to prove that I'm ready.
  1541.  
  1542. 362
  1543. 00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:22,551
  1544. Yeah, and check this out.
  1545.  
  1546. 363
  1547. 00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:24,386
  1548. I'm charting diets for
  1549. the Animal Study Badge
  1550.  
  1551. 364
  1552. 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:25,721
  1553. and I walked right into that.
  1554.  
  1555. 365
  1556. 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,639
  1557. - What is this?
  1558. - It's deer scat.
  1559.  
  1560. 366
  1561. 00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,393
  1562. Oh, dude! What the fuck, man?
  1563.  
  1564. 367
  1565. 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:33,145
  1566. Carter! I needed that!
  1567.  
  1568. 368
  1569. 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,980
  1570. You needed that? It's shit, Augie!
  1571.  
  1572. 369
  1573. 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,648
  1574. No one needs shit!
  1575.  
  1576. 370
  1577. 00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,400
  1578. I need it!
  1579. I've been looking all week for it.
  1580.  
  1581. 371
  1582. 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,444
  1583. Oh, God. It's gonna be a long night.
  1584.  
  1585. 372
  1586. 00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:44,239
  1587. Just feeding it through, in and out.
  1588.  
  1589. 373
  1590. 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:45,741
  1591. Oh, yeah.
  1592.  
  1593. 374
  1594. 00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,576
  1595. There you go.
  1596.  
  1597. 375
  1598. 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,828
  1599. - Good job, bud.
  1600. - I did it!
  1601.  
  1602. 376
  1603. 00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:29,367
  1604. What the fuck, man?
  1605. Was that your ass?
  1606.  
  1607. 377
  1608. 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,857
  1609. Beans? Weenies?
  1610.  
  1611. 378
  1612. 00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:02,901
  1613. Why do we always
  1614. have to eat welfare food?
  1615.  
  1616. 379
  1617. 00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:04,778
  1618. Because we're camping, Carter.
  1619. What do you want?
  1620.  
  1621. 380
  1622. 00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:06,905
  1623. Something artisan.
  1624. Something that doesn't make me
  1625.  
  1626. 381
  1627. 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,573
  1628. fart every five seconds.
  1629.  
  1630. 382
  1631. 00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:09,991
  1632. Shut up. Quit being such a bitch.
  1633.  
  1634. 383
  1635. 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:12,828
  1636. Augie? Augie?
  1637.  
  1638. 384
  1639. 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,830
  1640. Hey, Augie!
  1641.  
  1642. 385
  1643. 00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:15,914
  1644. Use my lighter.
  1645.  
  1646. 386
  1647. 00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:18,542
  1648. I'm not gonna get my Fire Making Badge
  1649. using a lighter, Carter.
  1650.  
  1651. 387
  1652. 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,751
  1653. - Just use it.
  1654. - No!
  1655.  
  1656. 388
  1657. 00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:21,419
  1658. - Why?
  1659. - 'Cause!
  1660.  
  1661. 389
  1662. 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:22,504
  1663. Augie.
  1664.  
  1665. 390
  1666. 00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,842
  1667. Augie, just use it.
  1668. You can get it next time.
  1669.  
  1670. 391
  1671. 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:33,598
  1672. What the fuck?
  1673. Why the hell can't I get service?
  1674.  
  1675. 392
  1676. 00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:34,850
  1677. Carter, we're in the woods.
  1678.  
  1679. 393
  1680. 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,476
  1681. I always get service up here.
  1682.  
  1683. 394
  1684. 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,769
  1685. Maybe Mother Nature wants you
  1686.  
  1687. 395
  1688. 00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:40,272
  1689. to put the phone away, Carter,
  1690. and be in the moment.
  1691.  
  1692. 396
  1693. 00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:42,941
  1694. Oh, is that what Mother Nature wants?
  1695.  
  1696. 397
  1697. 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,693
  1698. Maybe Mother Nature wants this.
  1699.  
  1700. 398
  1701. 00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:50,615
  1702. Fucking bull's-eye, man!
  1703.  
  1704. 399
  1705. 00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,450
  1706. You're an asshead, Carter.
  1707.  
  1708. 400
  1709. 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,828
  1710. Wait! No, no, no, no! Don't take it off.
  1711.  
  1712. 401
  1713. 00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,705
  1714. Here we go. Wait. Hold still.
  1715.  
  1716. 402
  1717. 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,791
  1718. Hold still. Ready? Say, "marshmallow."
  1719.  
  1720. 403
  1721. 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,210
  1722. Carter sucks donkey balls.
  1723.  
  1724. 404
  1725. 00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:04,629
  1726. Wow.
  1727.  
  1728. 405
  1729. 00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:06,464
  1730. That's a thing of beauty.
  1731.  
  1732. 406
  1733. 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,133
  1734. You better not post that.
  1735.  
  1736. 407
  1737. 00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:10,135
  1738. I'm definitely posting that.
  1739. It's my masterpiece.
  1740.  
  1741. 408
  1742. 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,054
  1743. All right. BRB, guys. I got to pee.
  1744.  
  1745. 409
  1746. 00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:18,935
  1747. Barn owl?
  1748.  
  1749. 410
  1750. 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,313
  1751. I think it's a spotted owl.
  1752.  
  1753. 411
  1754. 00:25:22,147 --> 00:25:23,732
  1755. Yeah, you're probably right.
  1756.  
  1757. 412
  1758. 00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:25,358
  1759. Hey.
  1760.  
  1761. 413
  1762. 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:29,154
  1763. Guess what I found
  1764. when I was hiking up here?
  1765.  
  1766. 414
  1767. 00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,114
  1768. I found the tree
  1769. we carved our initials into.
  1770.  
  1771. 415
  1772. 00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:32,407
  1773. - No way!
  1774. - Yeah.
  1775.  
  1776. 416
  1777. 00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:33,491
  1778. - Really?
  1779. - Yeah.
  1780.  
  1781. 417
  1782. 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,327
  1783. Wow. That was like seven years ago.
  1784.  
  1785. 418
  1786. 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,662
  1787. I know. Crazy, right?
  1788.  
  1789. 419
  1790. 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,539
  1791. Oh. That was the same day
  1792. Carter sat on the cactus
  1793.  
  1794. 420
  1795. 00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:41,499
  1796. when he was taking a shit, right?
  1797.  
  1798. 421
  1799. 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:45,003
  1800. And your dad had to pick out
  1801. the needles.
  1802.  
  1803. 422
  1804. 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,672
  1805. Yeah.
  1806.  
  1807. 423
  1808. 00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,767
  1809. Augie, I know we don't talk
  1810. about your dad much,
  1811.  
  1812. 424
  1813. 00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,520
  1814. but it's okay if you want to.
  1815.  
  1816. 425
  1817. 00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:06,691
  1818. I just don't want to be
  1819. a downer, you know.
  1820.  
  1821. 426
  1822. 00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:08,276
  1823. Come on, Augie,
  1824. you're not being a downer.
  1825.  
  1826. 427
  1827. 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,527
  1828. He was your dad.
  1829.  
  1830. 428
  1831. 00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:11,613
  1832. You can talk about him.
  1833.  
  1834. 429
  1835. 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:14,616
  1836. Thanks, Ben.
  1837.  
  1838. 430
  1839. 00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:16,952
  1840. Yeah. Of course.
  1841.  
  1842. 431
  1843. 00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,288
  1844. Hey.
  1845.  
  1846. 432
  1847. 00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:22,999
  1848. Scouts forever?
  1849.  
  1850. 433
  1851. 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,628
  1852. Yeah. Scouts forever.
  1853.  
  1854. 434
  1855. 00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:42,894
  1856. Ben. Hey.
  1857.  
  1858. 435
  1859. 00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:44,229
  1860. Come on, Ben. Let's go.
  1861.  
  1862. 436
  1863. 00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:45,730
  1864. Carter, I don't know about this.
  1865.  
  1866. 437
  1867. 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:47,190
  1868. Will you stop crying about this?
  1869.  
  1870. 438
  1871. 00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:49,234
  1872. Let's go. Come on, we're doing this.
  1873.  
  1874. 439
  1875. 00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:51,569
  1876. Let's go. Come on.
  1877.  
  1878. 440
  1879. 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:52,696
  1880. Come on.
  1881.  
  1882. 441
  1883. 00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:42,954
  1884. Are we interrupting?
  1885.  
  1886. 442
  1887. 00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:47,459
  1888. You look amazing.
  1889.  
  1890. 443
  1891. 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:48,543
  1892. Thank you.
  1893.  
  1894. 444
  1895. 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:49,878
  1896. Hey, have you guys seen my brother?
  1897.  
  1898. 445
  1899. 00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:51,463
  1900. He should have been here by now.
  1901.  
  1902. 446
  1903. 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:54,299
  1904. No. I haven't seen him anywhere, no.
  1905.  
  1906. 447
  1907. 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,384
  1908. But look,
  1909. I'm sure he'll be here any second. Okay?
  1910.  
  1911. 448
  1912. 00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:02,057
  1913. Dude. What if Augie wakes up
  1914. and we're not there?
  1915.  
  1916. 449
  1917. 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,308
  1918. He's not gonna wake up.
  1919.  
  1920. 450
  1921. 00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:05,560
  1922. If Chewbacca was fucking
  1923. Bigfoot in our campsite,
  1924.  
  1925. 451
  1926. 00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:07,395
  1927. he'd still be asleep.
  1928.  
  1929. 452
  1930. 00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:08,605
  1931. Whoa.
  1932.  
  1933. 453
  1934. 00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:10,732
  1935. - What is that?
  1936. - What?
  1937.  
  1938. 454
  1939. 00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,235
  1940. Look. Look, he was here.
  1941.  
  1942. 455
  1943. 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,529
  1944. Okay. So, he decided to go back home.
  1945.  
  1946. 456
  1947. 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:17,614
  1948. He changed his mind.
  1949.  
  1950. 457
  1951. 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:20,575
  1952. No, no, no. Scout Leader Rogers
  1953. would never leave his lucky knife.
  1954.  
  1955. 458
  1956. 00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:21,910
  1957. I think something's wrong.
  1958.  
  1959. 459
  1960. 00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:24,621
  1961. Dude, what's wrong
  1962. is us sitting here talking about this.
  1963.  
  1964. 460
  1965. 00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:25,955
  1966. Give me that.
  1967.  
  1968. 461
  1969. 00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:28,166
  1970. Dude, look. Look at his prints.
  1971.  
  1972. 462
  1973. 00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:30,585
  1974. His foot was dragging like
  1975. he had a limp or something.
  1976.  
  1977. 463
  1978. 00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:33,254
  1979. Okay.
  1980. Hurray for your mad tracking skills.
  1981.  
  1982. 464
  1983. 00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,507
  1984. Can we just... Can we go? Please?
  1985.  
  1986. 465
  1987. 00:28:44,307 --> 00:28:45,308
  1988. What?
  1989.  
  1990. 466
  1991. 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:46,768
  1992. I just think something
  1993. really bad happened to him.
  1994.  
  1995. 467
  1996. 00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:49,104
  1997. - Are we still talking about Rogers?
  1998. - Yeah.
  1999.  
  2000. 468
  2001. 00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:51,439
  2002. Dude, he is sitting at home
  2003. dressed up like Dolly Parton
  2004.  
  2005. 469
  2006. 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:53,191
  2007. singing show tunes. Relax.
  2008.  
  2009. 470
  2010. 00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:58,947
  2011. Oh, shit.
  2012.  
  2013. 471
  2014. 00:29:01,116 --> 00:29:03,118
  2015. Augie, wait! Augie!
  2016.  
  2017. 472
  2018. 00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:04,369
  2019. Augie!
  2020.  
  2021. 473
  2022. 00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:07,497
  2023. I thought we were best friends.
  2024.  
  2025. 474
  2026. 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:08,665
  2027. We are best friends.
  2028.  
  2029. 475
  2030. 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,625
  2031. - We were coming back.
  2032. - Really?
  2033.  
  2034. 476
  2035. 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,168
  2036. After your party?
  2037.  
  2038. 477
  2039. 00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:14,879
  2040. You know about that?
  2041.  
  2042. 478
  2043. 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:16,339
  2044. Everybody knows about
  2045. the senior party, Carter.
  2046.  
  2047. 479
  2048. 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:17,715
  2049. Even a loser like me.
  2050.  
  2051. 480
  2052. 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:18,842
  2053. Augie, don't say that.
  2054.  
  2055. 481
  2056. 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,218
  2057. Why not? It's what you guys think!
  2058.  
  2059. 482
  2060. 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:21,886
  2061. We don't think you're a loser.
  2062.  
  2063. 483
  2064. 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,721
  2065. Ben, just tell him.
  2066.  
  2067. 484
  2068. 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:24,806
  2069. Carter, no.
  2070.  
  2071. 485
  2072. 00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,474
  2073. Yeah, tell me, Ben.
  2074.  
  2075. 486
  2076. 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:28,726
  2077. Come on! Say it!
  2078.  
  2079. 487
  2080. 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,145
  2081. We're quitting Scouts, Augie.
  2082.  
  2083. 488
  2084. 00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:36,025
  2085. Look, it was fun when we were kids.
  2086.  
  2087. 489
  2088. 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:41,364
  2089. But we have to grow up, man.
  2090.  
  2091. 490
  2092. 00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:45,243
  2093. Augie. We're still gonna be best friends.
  2094.  
  2095. 491
  2096. 00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:49,330
  2097. Go to your party.
  2098.  
  2099. 492
  2100. 00:29:51,249 --> 00:29:52,500
  2101. Augie.
  2102.  
  2103. 493
  2104. 00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,127
  2105. Augie, wait!
  2106.  
  2107. 494
  2108. 00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:56,671
  2109. Augie, come on!
  2110.  
  2111. 495
  2112. 00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:01,843
  2113. Just leave him, Ben.
  2114.  
  2115. 496
  2116. 00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,775
  2117. What the fuck...
  2118. What's wrong with the radio?
  2119.  
  2120. 497
  2121. 00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:19,110
  2122. Carter, are you seeing this?
  2123.  
  2124. 498
  2125. 00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:20,278
  2126. Seeing what?
  2127.  
  2128. 499
  2129. 00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:22,697
  2130. Look. The town's deserted.
  2131.  
  2132. 500
  2133. 00:30:24,365 --> 00:30:25,867
  2134. Everyone's probably asleep.
  2135.  
  2136. 501
  2137. 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:27,368
  2138. On a Friday night?
  2139.  
  2140. 502
  2141. 00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:31,456
  2142. I don't know.
  2143. Something just feels really weird.
  2144.  
  2145. 503
  2146. 00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:32,957
  2147. Oh, hey. Pull over right here.
  2148.  
  2149. 504
  2150. 00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:40,882
  2151. I can't wait to get out of
  2152. these stupid uniforms.
  2153.  
  2154. 505
  2155. 00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:42,884
  2156. All right. Let's see here.
  2157.  
  2158. 506
  2159. 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,471
  2160. We're just gonna change right here?
  2161.  
  2162. 507
  2163. 00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:47,889
  2164. Nobody's around.
  2165.  
  2166. 508
  2167. 00:30:48,723 --> 00:30:52,143
  2168. Let's see. Jeans. T-shirt.
  2169.  
  2170. 509
  2171. 00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:55,230
  2172. Condoms. Good to go. Uh...
  2173.  
  2174. 510
  2175. 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:58,316
  2176. Forget socks? Yes, I did.
  2177.  
  2178. 511
  2179. 00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:06,824
  2180. - Holy shitballs!
  2181. - What?
  2182.  
  2183. 512
  2184. 00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,076
  2185. Dude, look.
  2186.  
  2187. 513
  2188. 00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:09,244
  2189. What?
  2190.  
  2191. 514
  2192. 00:31:09,327 --> 00:31:10,703
  2193. The bouncer, he's gone!
  2194.  
  2195. 515
  2196. 00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:12,830
  2197. Carter, someone smashed the door.
  2198.  
  2199. 516
  2200. 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,165
  2201. We should sneak in.
  2202.  
  2203. 517
  2204. 00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:16,084
  2205. - That's illegal.
  2206. - Let's sneak in. Come on. Let's do it.
  2207.  
  2208. 518
  2209. 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,293
  2210. Carter, we can't go in there!
  2211.  
  2212. 519
  2213. 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:18,419
  2214. Come on!
  2215.  
  2216. 520
  2217. 00:31:18,503 --> 00:31:19,671
  2218. We can't go in there.
  2219. We're minors.
  2220.  
  2221. 521
  2222. 00:31:19,754 --> 00:31:21,005
  2223. It's the chance
  2224. of a lifetime. Who cares?
  2225.  
  2226. 522
  2227. 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:22,131
  2228. What are you doing?
  2229.  
  2230. 523
  2231. 00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:23,675
  2232. It's gonna be awesome!
  2233.  
  2234. 524
  2235. 00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:25,927
  2236. Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait.
  2237.  
  2238. 525
  2239. 00:31:27,345 --> 00:31:30,348
  2240. Okay, it's clear. Come on. Let's do it.
  2241.  
  2242. 526
  2243. 00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:34,936
  2244. Sweet Jesus.
  2245.  
  2246. 527
  2247. 00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:37,438
  2248. This is it, Ben.
  2249.  
  2250. 528
  2251. 00:31:37,522 --> 00:31:38,898
  2252. We've made it.
  2253.  
  2254. 529
  2255. 00:31:38,982 --> 00:31:40,858
  2256. We're at the epicenter of pussy.
  2257.  
  2258. 530
  2259. 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,195
  2260. Oh, shit.
  2261. I got to go to the ATM, get some cash.
  2262.  
  2263. 531
  2264. 00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:45,947
  2265. You find us a spot.
  2266.  
  2267. 532
  2268. 00:31:46,614 --> 00:31:50,201
  2269. Yeah. That shouldn't be too hard
  2270. since there's, like, nobody here.
  2271.  
  2272. 533
  2273. 00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:25,254
  2274. - Hey!
  2275.  
  2276. 534
  2277. 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:28,383
  2278. My friend brought me here.
  2279. He's getting money.
  2280.  
  2281. 535
  2282. 00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:32,804
  2283. I have a girlfriend, sort of.
  2284.  
  2285. 536
  2286. 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,057
  2287. Don't worry, Mommy, Daddy's here!
  2288.  
  2289. 537
  2290. 00:33:37,975 --> 00:33:40,311
  2291. Dude, this is fucking awesome!
  2292.  
  2293. 538
  2294. 00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:41,646
  2295. Dude, something's wrong with her.
  2296.  
  2297. 539
  2298. 00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:44,190
  2299. Look at her chest. What's all over her?
  2300.  
  2301. 540
  2302. 00:33:44,273 --> 00:33:47,235
  2303. No, no. That's makeup, dummy.
  2304. It's a jungle theme.
  2305.  
  2306. 541
  2307. 00:33:48,945 --> 00:33:49,946
  2308. Oh, wow.
  2309.  
  2310. 542
  2311. 00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:51,823
  2312. This is so hot.
  2313.  
  2314. 543
  2315. 00:33:53,741 --> 00:33:54,909
  2316. Oh, my God.
  2317.  
  2318. 544
  2319. 00:33:55,576 --> 00:33:56,661
  2320. Oh, my God.
  2321.  
  2322. 545
  2323. 00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:01,165
  2324. Oh, my God!
  2325.  
  2326. 546
  2327. 00:34:06,838 --> 00:34:08,339
  2328. Run! Quick, run!
  2329.  
  2330. 547
  2331. 00:34:09,674 --> 00:34:11,759
  2332. Door, door, door, door!
  2333.  
  2334. 548
  2335. 00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:28,669
  2336. Ugh!
  2337.  
  2338. 549
  2339. 00:35:52,944 --> 00:35:54,862
  2340. Get up! Get up! Get up!
  2341.  
  2342. 550
  2343. 00:35:59,033 --> 00:36:01,285
  2344. - Carter!
  2345. - Ben? Ben.
  2346.  
  2347. 551
  2348. 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:03,871
  2349. What the fuck is going on?
  2350.  
  2351. 552
  2352. 00:36:03,955 --> 00:36:05,122
  2353. I don't know! They're trying to kill us!
  2354.  
  2355. 553
  2356. 00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:07,375
  2357. - I just wanted to see some titties!
  2358. - I know!
  2359.  
  2360. 554
  2361. 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:09,794
  2362. Wait. You're the stripper.
  2363.  
  2364. 555
  2365. 00:36:10,753 --> 00:36:12,088
  2366. Cocktail waitress.
  2367.  
  2368. 556
  2369. 00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:30,565
  2370. Scout Leader Rogers?
  2371.  
  2372. 557
  2373. 00:36:37,572 --> 00:36:39,740
  2374. Scout Leader Rogers, are you home?
  2375.  
  2376. 558
  2377. 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:51,335
  2378. Hello?
  2379.  
  2380. 559
  2381. 00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:13,357
  2382. Holy cow.
  2383.  
  2384. 560
  2385. 00:37:18,321 --> 00:37:19,780
  2386. Calm the fuck down!
  2387.  
  2388. 561
  2389. 00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:22,033
  2390. Calm down? Are you crazy?
  2391. We almost got killed in there!
  2392.  
  2393. 562
  2394. 00:37:22,116 --> 00:37:23,367
  2395. - Is that your ride?
  2396. - Can you please just tell us
  2397.  
  2398. 563
  2399. 00:37:23,451 --> 00:37:24,535
  2400. what the hell is going on?
  2401.  
  2402. 564
  2403. 00:37:24,619 --> 00:37:25,953
  2404. I really need to wash up
  2405. my face right now!
  2406.  
  2407. 565
  2408. 00:37:26,037 --> 00:37:27,079
  2409. Keys, now!
  2410.  
  2411. 566
  2412. 00:37:27,163 --> 00:37:28,205
  2413. No! Not until you tell us
  2414. what's happening.
  2415.  
  2416. 567
  2417. 00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:29,457
  2418. Anybody got a wet nap?
  2419.  
  2420. 568
  2421. 00:37:29,582 --> 00:37:30,708
  2422. What the fuck do you
  2423. think is happening?
  2424.  
  2425. 569
  2426. 00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:31,876
  2427. Everyone's eating each other!
  2428.  
  2429. 570
  2430. 00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:33,753
  2431. - Wait, like a...
  2432. - Yes, like that!
  2433.  
  2434. 571
  2435. 00:37:33,836 --> 00:37:34,837
  2436. That's not possible.
  2437.  
  2438. 572
  2439. 00:37:34,921 --> 00:37:35,922
  2440. I think it's possible, Ben.
  2441.  
  2442. 573
  2443. 00:37:36,005 --> 00:37:38,716
  2444. A dead stripper just tried to eat my face!
  2445.  
  2446. 574
  2447. 00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:40,009
  2448. - Oh, shit!
  2449.  
  2450. 575
  2451. 00:37:40,551 --> 00:37:42,053
  2452. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
  2453.  
  2454. 576
  2455. 00:37:42,553 --> 00:37:43,888
  2456. Just shoot it! Shoot it!
  2457.  
  2458. 577
  2459. 00:37:51,896 --> 00:37:53,230
  2460. Yep. Zombie.
  2461.  
  2462. 578
  2463. 00:37:57,985 --> 00:37:59,654
  2464. Any more questions?
  2465.  
  2466. 579
  2467. 00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,998
  2468. Drive, dude, go! Come on!
  2469.  
  2470. 580
  2471. 00:38:13,918 --> 00:38:15,586
  2472. Where are you going? What the fuck?
  2473.  
  2474. 581
  2475. 00:38:22,343 --> 00:38:23,344
  2476. Oh, shit!
  2477.  
  2478. 582
  2479. 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,515
  2480. Carter, get the tire!
  2481.  
  2482. 583
  2483. 00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:33,896
  2484. I got it.
  2485.  
  2486. 584
  2487. 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:36,482
  2488. Guys, hurry up!
  2489. They're getting pretty fucking close!
  2490.  
  2491. 585
  2492. 00:38:37,984 --> 00:38:40,152
  2493. - Come on!
  2494. - I'm going as fast as I can.
  2495.  
  2496. 586
  2497. 00:38:40,236 --> 00:38:41,445
  2498. Find the fucking lug nuts.
  2499.  
  2500. 587
  2501. 00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:45,032
  2502. Fuck.
  2503.  
  2504. 588
  2505. 00:38:47,702 --> 00:38:49,453
  2506. Seriously, hurry the fuck up!
  2507.  
  2508. 589
  2509. 00:38:49,537 --> 00:38:51,205
  2510. I got them! Here. Here.
  2511.  
  2512. 590
  2513. 00:38:51,539 --> 00:38:53,040
  2514. Put it on!
  2515.  
  2516. 591
  2517. 00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,042
  2518. Okay. Good. Put it on! Put it on!
  2519.  
  2520. 592
  2521. 00:38:55,292 --> 00:38:56,293
  2522. Fuck!
  2523.  
  2524. 593
  2525. 00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:03,551
  2526. I got it!
  2527.  
  2528. 594
  2529. 00:39:07,722 --> 00:39:08,806
  2530. Oh, shit!
  2531.  
  2532. 595
  2533. 00:39:08,889 --> 00:39:10,891
  2534. You got to be fucking kidding me.
  2535.  
  2536. 596
  2537. 00:39:16,731 --> 00:39:17,857
  2538. Go! Go! Go!
  2539.  
  2540. 597
  2541. 00:40:53,744 --> 00:40:55,704
  2542. Scout Leader Rogers!
  2543. What happened tonight?
  2544.  
  2545. 598
  2546. 00:40:55,788 --> 00:40:57,498
  2547. - We were worried about you.
  2548.  
  2549. 599
  2550. 00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:02,920
  2551. I know. It's bad. I'm so sorry.
  2552. I had to use your bathroom.
  2553.  
  2554. 600
  2555. 00:41:03,003 --> 00:41:04,588
  2556. I think it was the beans.
  2557.  
  2558. 601
  2559. 00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:07,341
  2560. And the marshmallows.
  2561.  
  2562. 602
  2563. 00:41:08,676 --> 00:41:11,512
  2564. I tried spraying. It just lingers.
  2565.  
  2566. 603
  2567. 00:41:21,272 --> 00:41:22,314
  2568. - Your neck!
  2569.  
  2570. 604
  2571. 00:41:24,859 --> 00:41:26,527
  2572. Scout Leader Rogers! Please!
  2573.  
  2574. 605
  2575. 00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:33,033
  2576. I think you're having a bad
  2577. allergic reaction to something!
  2578.  
  2579. 606
  2580. 00:41:33,117 --> 00:41:35,327
  2581. We need to get you to a doctor!
  2582.  
  2583. 607
  2584. 00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:13,676
  2585. "All evacuation
  2586. buses have departed.
  2587.  
  2588. 608
  2589. 00:43:13,759 --> 00:43:15,094
  2590. "Proceed north on Route 1
  2591.  
  2592. 609
  2593. 00:43:15,177 --> 00:43:17,554
  2594. "to the security checkpoint
  2595. at mile marker 17."
  2596.  
  2597. 610
  2598. 00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:19,974
  2599. Oh, shit. They evacuated the town.
  2600.  
  2601. 611
  2602. 00:43:20,057 --> 00:43:21,058
  2603. That's great.
  2604.  
  2605. 612
  2606. 00:43:21,141 --> 00:43:22,685
  2607. I missed the party, and I missed Chloe,
  2608.  
  2609. 613
  2610. 00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:24,895
  2611. - and now I'm gonna die.
  2612. - Guys.
  2613.  
  2614. 614
  2615. 00:43:24,979 --> 00:43:26,063
  2616. Carter, calm down!
  2617. We need to figure out
  2618.  
  2619. 615
  2620. 00:43:26,146 --> 00:43:27,690
  2621. - what we're gonna do.
  2622. - Guys!
  2623.  
  2624. 616
  2625. 00:43:33,988 --> 00:43:35,072
  2626. Come on.
  2627.  
  2628. 617
  2629. 00:43:38,325 --> 00:43:39,827
  2630. Go, go, go!
  2631.  
  2632. 618
  2633. 00:43:39,910 --> 00:43:41,578
  2634. - Carter, lock it!
  2635. - I'm trying to fuckin' lock it, man!
  2636.  
  2637. 619
  2638. 00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:42,663
  2639. It's not working.
  2640.  
  2641. 620
  2642. 00:43:45,499 --> 00:43:47,418
  2643. - Come on!
  2644. - I'm trying!
  2645.  
  2646. 621
  2647. 00:43:47,501 --> 00:43:48,669
  2648. Move!
  2649.  
  2650. 622
  2651. 00:43:50,754 --> 00:43:51,755
  2652. Come on!
  2653.  
  2654. 623
  2655. 00:44:07,604 --> 00:44:09,106
  2656. Carter, get the ax!
  2657.  
  2658. 624
  2659. 00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:29,001
  2660. Go, go, go.
  2661.  
  2662. 625
  2663. 00:44:33,213 --> 00:44:34,882
  2664. They're coming!
  2665.  
  2666. 626
  2667. 00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:51,398
  2668. This way!
  2669.  
  2670. 627
  2671. 00:44:52,649 --> 00:44:53,817
  2672. Fuck!
  2673.  
  2674. 628
  2675. 00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:09,750
  2676. This is fucking awesome! Now what?
  2677.  
  2678. 629
  2679. 00:45:14,671 --> 00:45:18,008
  2680. I'm really sorry
  2681. I set you on fire, Scout Leader Rogers.
  2682.  
  2683. 630
  2684. 00:45:18,092 --> 00:45:19,593
  2685. But hopefully, it's not as bad as it looks.
  2686.  
  2687. 631
  2688. 00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:24,431
  2689. I used a double overhand stopper knot.
  2690.  
  2691. 632
  2692. 00:45:25,641 --> 00:45:27,601
  2693. It's hard to get out of, right?
  2694.  
  2695. 633
  2696. 00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:29,144
  2697. Oh!
  2698.  
  2699. 634
  2700. 00:45:29,937 --> 00:45:31,688
  2701. Okay. All right.
  2702.  
  2703. 635
  2704. 00:45:35,943 --> 00:45:38,946
  2705. Okay, now. I'll be right back.
  2706.  
  2707. 636
  2708. 00:45:39,613 --> 00:45:41,031
  2709. Just stay there.
  2710.  
  2711. 637
  2712. 00:46:10,269 --> 00:46:11,728
  2713. Dude, what the fuck?
  2714.  
  2715. 638
  2716. 00:46:12,312 --> 00:46:14,064
  2717. Haven't you had enough to eat? Jesus.
  2718.  
  2719. 639
  2720. 00:46:15,107 --> 00:46:16,567
  2721. Carter, stop agitating them.
  2722.  
  2723. 640
  2724. 00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:18,110
  2725. What? I need a new profile pic.
  2726.  
  2727. 641
  2728. 00:46:21,947 --> 00:46:24,533
  2729. So, do you think
  2730. they evacuated everyone at the party?
  2731.  
  2732. 642
  2733. 00:46:24,616 --> 00:46:26,034
  2734. Yeah, of course. They had to.
  2735.  
  2736. 643
  2737. 00:46:27,244 --> 00:46:29,121
  2738. At least we know our parents are okay.
  2739.  
  2740. 644
  2741. 00:46:29,204 --> 00:46:30,873
  2742. - Yeah.
  2743. - Where are they?
  2744.  
  2745. 645
  2746. 00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:33,625
  2747. They went to some
  2748. lame spiritual yoga retreat.
  2749.  
  2750. 646
  2751. 00:46:33,709 --> 00:46:35,544
  2752. Ugh. I think I'd rather be in here.
  2753.  
  2754. 647
  2755. 00:46:41,425 --> 00:46:42,968
  2756. I hope Augie's okay.
  2757.  
  2758. 648
  2759. 00:46:43,051 --> 00:46:45,304
  2760. - Who's Augie?
  2761. - He's our best friend.
  2762.  
  2763. 649
  2764. 00:46:45,387 --> 00:46:47,055
  2765. Well, ex-best friend now.
  2766.  
  2767. 650
  2768. 00:46:47,473 --> 00:46:48,515
  2769. Why ex?
  2770.  
  2771. 651
  2772. 00:46:48,599 --> 00:46:50,225
  2773. Because we ditched him for a party.
  2774.  
  2775. 652
  2776. 00:46:50,309 --> 00:46:51,810
  2777. Ben, we were gonna go back.
  2778.  
  2779. 653
  2780. 00:46:51,894 --> 00:46:53,937
  2781. Whatever, Carter. We ditched him.
  2782. We're bad friends.
  2783.  
  2784. 654
  2785. 00:46:54,021 --> 00:46:56,190
  2786. Why didn't you guys
  2787. just take him with you?
  2788.  
  2789. 655
  2790. 00:46:57,983 --> 00:46:59,735
  2791. You don't know Augie.
  2792.  
  2793. 656
  2794. 00:46:59,818 --> 00:47:01,570
  2795. - What?
  2796. - He's just different.
  2797.  
  2798. 657
  2799. 00:47:01,653 --> 00:47:02,738
  2800. Big geek?
  2801.  
  2802. 658
  2803. 00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:04,907
  2804. He collects deer shit
  2805. and weaves baskets.
  2806.  
  2807. 659
  2808. 00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:06,283
  2809. Okay? You do the math.
  2810.  
  2811. 660
  2812. 00:47:07,159 --> 00:47:08,243
  2813. Okay.
  2814.  
  2815. 661
  2816. 00:47:08,327 --> 00:47:09,453
  2817. Word of advice,
  2818.  
  2819. 662
  2820. 00:47:09,536 --> 00:47:11,497
  2821. chasing parties and popularity
  2822. in high school?
  2823.  
  2824. 663
  2825. 00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:12,789
  2826. It's a total dead end.
  2827.  
  2828. 664
  2829. 00:47:12,873 --> 00:47:14,333
  2830. None of that shit will matter later.
  2831.  
  2832. 665
  2833. 00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:16,084
  2834. Trust me. I know.
  2835.  
  2836. 666
  2837. 00:47:16,168 --> 00:47:18,253
  2838. You're right, but didn't you,
  2839. like, drop out of high school?
  2840.  
  2841. 667
  2842. 00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:20,088
  2843. - No, I got my GED.
  2844. - Why?
  2845.  
  2846. 668
  2847. 00:47:20,214 --> 00:47:22,424
  2848. 'Cause not everybody has
  2849. a lily-white life like you do.
  2850.  
  2851. 669
  2852. 00:47:22,508 --> 00:47:24,301
  2853. Okay. God, you're so hostile.
  2854.  
  2855. 670
  2856. 00:47:24,384 --> 00:47:27,012
  2857. No, hostile is three seconds from
  2858. now when my foot's up your ass.
  2859.  
  2860. 671
  2861. 00:47:27,095 --> 00:47:28,514
  2862. Okay, yeah. Try all you want,
  2863.  
  2864. 672
  2865. 00:47:28,597 --> 00:47:29,890
  2866. but I happen to have
  2867. a very tight asshole.
  2868.  
  2869. 673
  2870. 00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:31,475
  2871. I think I could stretch it out for you.
  2872.  
  2873. 674
  2874. 00:47:31,558 --> 00:47:33,018
  2875. Oh, well, then lube me up, baby.
  2876.  
  2877. 675
  2878. 00:47:33,101 --> 00:47:35,771
  2879. Carter! We're gonna play
  2880. the quiet game now, okay?
  2881.  
  2882. 676
  2883. 00:47:37,064 --> 00:47:38,941
  2884. All right, you know what? Fine.
  2885.  
  2886. 677
  2887. 00:47:39,608 --> 00:47:41,276
  2888. I'm over both of you.
  2889.  
  2890. 678
  2891. 00:47:50,577 --> 00:47:52,412
  2892. You're pretty good at that.
  2893.  
  2894. 679
  2895. 00:47:52,496 --> 00:47:54,998
  2896. Yeah, I guess
  2897. that Whittling Badge finally paid off.
  2898.  
  2899. 680
  2900. 00:47:59,127 --> 00:48:00,379
  2901. What about you?
  2902.  
  2903. 681
  2904. 00:48:00,462 --> 00:48:01,672
  2905. What about me?
  2906.  
  2907. 682
  2908. 00:48:01,755 --> 00:48:04,091
  2909. How'd you learn
  2910. to use a shotgun like that?
  2911.  
  2912. 683
  2913. 00:48:05,259 --> 00:48:08,345
  2914. My ex-boyfriend was really into guns.
  2915.  
  2916. 684
  2917. 00:48:08,428 --> 00:48:11,265
  2918. He used to drag me to
  2919. the firing range once a week.
  2920.  
  2921. 685
  2922. 00:48:11,348 --> 00:48:12,349
  2923. Oh.
  2924.  
  2925. 686
  2926. 00:48:12,766 --> 00:48:15,435
  2927. So, no boyfriend now?
  2928.  
  2929. 687
  2930. 00:48:15,519 --> 00:48:16,853
  2931. Not if I can help it.
  2932.  
  2933. 688
  2934. 00:48:17,813 --> 00:48:19,356
  2935. Well, why do you say that?
  2936.  
  2937. 689
  2938. 00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:20,983
  2939. I don't know.
  2940.  
  2941. 690
  2942. 00:48:21,316 --> 00:48:23,610
  2943. Let's just say,
  2944. I have really shitty taste in guys.
  2945.  
  2946. 691
  2947. 00:48:23,944 --> 00:48:26,029
  2948. I'm better off alone.
  2949.  
  2950. 692
  2951. 00:48:26,113 --> 00:48:27,990
  2952. Nobody's better off alone.
  2953.  
  2954. 693
  2955. 00:48:28,073 --> 00:48:29,449
  2956. Yeah, well, I am.
  2957.  
  2958. 694
  2959. 00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:32,828
  2960. Aww,
  2961. what a beautiful moment.
  2962.  
  2963. 695
  2964. 00:48:33,787 --> 00:48:35,414
  2965. Ow! Asshole, that hurt!
  2966.  
  2967. 696
  2968. 00:48:35,497 --> 00:48:37,374
  2969. - Yeah, that was the point!
  2970. - Oh, was that the point?
  2971.  
  2972. 697
  2973. 00:48:37,457 --> 00:48:38,667
  2974. - Guys! Shh!
  2975.  
  2976. 698
  2977. 00:48:39,042 --> 00:48:40,252
  2978. Do you hear that?
  2979.  
  2980. 699
  2981. 00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:41,545
  2982. Is that Crank That?
  2983.  
  2984. 700
  2985. 00:48:43,714 --> 00:48:45,048
  2986. They're leaving.
  2987.  
  2988. 701
  2989. 00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:46,383
  2990. I love this song!
  2991.  
  2992. 702
  2993. 00:48:46,466 --> 00:48:47,509
  2994. You would.
  2995.  
  2996. 703
  2997. 00:48:58,645 --> 00:48:59,855
  2998. Look! Right there.
  2999.  
  3000. 704
  3001. 00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:00,939
  3002. Fuck. But they're gonna come back.
  3003.  
  3004. 705
  3005. 00:49:01,023 --> 00:49:02,065
  3006. What are we gonna do?
  3007.  
  3008. 706
  3009. 00:49:02,149 --> 00:49:03,525
  3010. - Condoms!
  3011. - What?
  3012.  
  3013. 707
  3014. 00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:06,194
  3015. Carter, give me your condoms! Hurry!
  3016.  
  3017. 708
  3018. 00:49:08,238 --> 00:49:10,324
  3019. Here. Take them
  3020. and open them and tie them together.
  3021.  
  3022. 709
  3023. 00:49:10,407 --> 00:49:11,408
  3024. Why are we doing this?
  3025.  
  3026. 710
  3027. 00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:12,618
  3028. - Just do it!
  3029. - Okay, okay.
  3030.  
  3031. 711
  3032. 00:49:12,701 --> 00:49:13,869
  3033. Here's one.
  3034.  
  3035. 712
  3036. 00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:15,329
  3037. Come on, hurry!
  3038.  
  3039. 713
  3040. 00:49:40,270 --> 00:49:42,522
  3041. Here we go. Fly fishing. It's genius.
  3042.  
  3043. 714
  3044. 00:49:43,690 --> 00:49:46,777
  3045. Go on, just a little bit.
  3046. Get it right up there.
  3047.  
  3048. 715
  3049. 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,862
  3050. There you go. Come on.
  3051.  
  3052. 716
  3053. 00:49:48,945 --> 00:49:49,988
  3054. It's right up there!
  3055.  
  3056. 717
  3057. 00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:53,575
  3058. You got it, come on.
  3059.  
  3060. 718
  3061. 00:49:55,869 --> 00:49:58,038
  3062. Good work. Yes! Yes!
  3063.  
  3064. 719
  3065. 00:49:58,914 --> 00:49:59,915
  3066. No, no, no!
  3067.  
  3068. 720
  3069. 00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:02,918
  3070. Jesus!
  3071.  
  3072. 721
  3073. 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:03,960
  3074. You got arrested?
  3075.  
  3076. 722
  3077. 00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:05,170
  3078. No,
  3079. we locked ourselves in.
  3080.  
  3081. 723
  3082. 00:50:05,253 --> 00:50:06,505
  3083. - How?
  3084. - It was an accident!
  3085.  
  3086. 724
  3087. 00:50:06,588 --> 00:50:07,964
  3088. This has to be Augie.
  3089.  
  3090. 725
  3091. 00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:09,091
  3092. Augie, get the keys.
  3093.  
  3094. 726
  3095. 00:50:09,216 --> 00:50:10,425
  3096. You kicked them
  3097. into the drainpipe over there.
  3098.  
  3099. 727
  3100. 00:50:12,219 --> 00:50:13,637
  3101. - I can't reach it!
  3102. - Shit!
  3103.  
  3104. 728
  3105. 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:14,846
  3106. Shit, they're coming back.
  3107.  
  3108. 729
  3109. 00:50:14,930 --> 00:50:16,056
  3110. Hold on.
  3111.  
  3112. 730
  3113. 00:50:17,182 --> 00:50:19,184
  3114. What, is there a
  3115. Lockpicking Badge I'm unaware of?
  3116.  
  3117. 731
  3118. 00:50:19,893 --> 00:50:20,894
  3119. How'd you find us?
  3120.  
  3121. 732
  3122. 00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:22,229
  3123. Followed the stench of betrayal.
  3124.  
  3125. 733
  3126. 00:50:22,354 --> 00:50:23,355
  3127. Augie...
  3128.  
  3129. 734
  3130. 00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:25,691
  3131. I saw your car. I figured I'd help.
  3132.  
  3133. 735
  3134. 00:50:25,774 --> 00:50:27,442
  3135. - Augie, look, I'm really...
  3136. - Got it!
  3137.  
  3138. 736
  3139. 00:50:36,118 --> 00:50:38,453
  3140. Go, go, go!
  3141.  
  3142. 737
  3143. 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:44,918
  3144. Close the gate!
  3145.  
  3146. 738
  3147. 00:50:53,135 --> 00:50:54,803
  3148. Oh...
  3149.  
  3150. 739
  3151. 00:50:56,805 --> 00:50:58,473
  3152. ...my...
  3153.  
  3154. 740
  3155. 00:51:00,308 --> 00:51:02,978
  3156. ...God.
  3157.  
  3158. 741
  3159. 00:51:03,437 --> 00:51:04,438
  3160. Carter, let's go!
  3161.  
  3162. 742
  3163. 00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:08,442
  3164. - Come on!
  3165. - Okay!
  3166.  
  3167. 743
  3168. 00:51:09,818 --> 00:51:12,237
  3169. Oh, God. I touched them!
  3170. I touched them!
  3171.  
  3172. 744
  3173. 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,822
  3174. I don't think they were real.
  3175.  
  3176. 745
  3177. 00:51:18,326 --> 00:51:20,579
  3178. Fuck,
  3179. my feet are killing me.
  3180.  
  3181. 746
  3182. 00:51:20,662 --> 00:51:23,081
  3183. The security checkpoint's
  3184. only a few miles away.
  3185.  
  3186. 747
  3187. 00:51:23,165 --> 00:51:25,709
  3188. Dude, I'm starving.
  3189.  
  3190. 748
  3191. 00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:29,379
  3192. How can you even think of food
  3193. when people are being eaten alive?
  3194.  
  3195. 749
  3196. 00:51:29,463 --> 00:51:32,215
  3197. You know, they say that
  3198. humans taste like pork.
  3199.  
  3200. 750
  3201. 00:51:32,299 --> 00:51:33,717
  3202. "They"?
  3203.  
  3204. 751
  3205. 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,760
  3206. Cannibals, I guess.
  3207.  
  3208. 752
  3209. 00:51:34,843 --> 00:51:36,261
  3210. Dude, I love bacon.
  3211.  
  3212. 753
  3213. 00:51:36,344 --> 00:51:37,596
  3214. Hey, look.
  3215.  
  3216. 754
  3217. 00:51:37,679 --> 00:51:39,473
  3218. Maybe the keys are inside.
  3219.  
  3220. 755
  3221. 00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:47,814
  3222. Jesus! This guy again?
  3223.  
  3224. 756
  3225. 00:51:47,898 --> 00:51:49,441
  3226. Someone kill him!
  3227.  
  3228. 757
  3229. 00:51:49,524 --> 00:51:52,068
  3230. Carter, we can't just keep
  3231. going around killing people.
  3232.  
  3233. 758
  3234. 00:51:52,152 --> 00:51:53,236
  3235. Why not?
  3236.  
  3237. 759
  3238. 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,321
  3239. Because he's a human being!
  3240.  
  3241. 760
  3242. 00:51:54,446 --> 00:51:55,530
  3243. Okay. We'll see how you feel
  3244.  
  3245. 761
  3246. 00:51:55,655 --> 00:51:57,532
  3247. when he's eating
  3248. your nutsack like a street taco.
  3249.  
  3250. 762
  3251. 00:51:58,950 --> 00:52:01,203
  3252. Um, guys, he's getting pretty close.
  3253.  
  3254. 763
  3255. 00:52:01,286 --> 00:52:02,746
  3256. Remember our
  3257. Wilderness Safety Seminar?
  3258.  
  3259. 764
  3260. 00:52:02,829 --> 00:52:03,789
  3261. What?
  3262.  
  3263. 765
  3264. 00:52:03,872 --> 00:52:06,082
  3265. When encountering a hostile creature,
  3266. be sure to assert yourself
  3267.  
  3268. 766
  3269. 00:52:06,166 --> 00:52:07,751
  3270. in order to keep the animal at bay.
  3271.  
  3272. 767
  3273. 00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:09,127
  3274. Well, I...
  3275.  
  3276. 768
  3277. 00:52:10,545 --> 00:52:12,881
  3278. That is a zombie, not a bear, dumbass.
  3279.  
  3280. 769
  3281. 00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:27,938
  3282. Guys, I think he's mimicking me.
  3283.  
  3284. 770
  3285. 00:52:28,021 --> 00:52:29,356
  3286. Augie, quit messing around.
  3287.  
  3288. 771
  3289. 00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:35,487
  3290. Augie.
  3291.  
  3292. 772
  3293. 00:52:49,042 --> 00:52:50,043
  3294. What?
  3295.  
  3296. 773
  3297. 00:52:52,629 --> 00:52:53,922
  3298. Augie, what are you doing?
  3299.  
  3300. 774
  3301. 00:53:05,851 --> 00:53:07,060
  3302. What are you doing?
  3303.  
  3304. 775
  3305. 00:53:22,033 --> 00:53:23,493
  3306. Okay. Did I just drop acid,
  3307.  
  3308. 776
  3309. 00:53:23,577 --> 00:53:26,079
  3310. or are they really singing
  3311. Britney Spears with a zombie?
  3312.  
  3313. 777
  3314. 00:53:44,681 --> 00:53:45,932
  3315. Is that all of you?
  3316.  
  3317. 778
  3318. 00:53:46,016 --> 00:53:47,517
  3319. Yeah. What the hell's happening?
  3320.  
  3321. 779
  3322. 00:53:47,601 --> 00:53:50,020
  3323. Don't know yet.
  3324. Some kind of viral outbreak.
  3325.  
  3326. 780
  3327. 00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:52,439
  3328. CDC ordered a military
  3329. containment perimeter.
  3330.  
  3331. 781
  3332. 00:53:52,522 --> 00:53:53,648
  3333. Is most of the town evacuated?
  3334.  
  3335. 782
  3336. 00:53:53,732 --> 00:53:55,025
  3337. As many as we could.
  3338.  
  3339. 783
  3340. 00:53:55,108 --> 00:53:57,777
  3341. This thing hit so hard and fast,
  3342. we're still trying to contain it.
  3343.  
  3344. 784
  3345. 00:53:57,903 --> 00:53:59,779
  3346. What about everyone at the party?
  3347. Were they evacuated?
  3348.  
  3349. 785
  3350. 00:54:00,614 --> 00:54:01,781
  3351. What party?
  3352.  
  3353. 786
  3354. 00:54:43,823 --> 00:54:46,076
  3355. Well, where is everybody?
  3356.  
  3357. 787
  3358. 00:54:46,159 --> 00:54:48,828
  3359. Nobody's here. It must be a mistake.
  3360.  
  3361. 788
  3362. 00:54:49,663 --> 00:54:52,082
  3363. Yeah, 1146 Dunton Avenue. This is it.
  3364.  
  3365. 789
  3366. 00:54:52,165 --> 00:54:55,251
  3367. It's not a mistake, Carter.
  3368. Jeff sent you a fake address.
  3369.  
  3370. 790
  3371. 00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:56,503
  3372. What?
  3373.  
  3374. 791
  3375. 00:54:56,586 --> 00:54:58,171
  3376. Carter, this is a waste plant.
  3377.  
  3378. 792
  3379. 00:54:58,254 --> 00:55:00,256
  3380. You get it? It's full of shit.
  3381.  
  3382. 793
  3383. 00:55:01,758 --> 00:55:03,969
  3384. Motherfucker! God damn it!
  3385.  
  3386. 794
  3387. 00:55:04,302 --> 00:55:06,721
  3388. I can't believe he sent us
  3389. a fucking fake address!
  3390.  
  3391. 795
  3392. 00:55:06,805 --> 00:55:07,889
  3393. Why does it surprise you?
  3394.  
  3395. 796
  3396. 00:55:07,973 --> 00:55:10,600
  3397. I mean, did you actually think
  3398. he was gonna invite us to a real party?
  3399.  
  3400. 797
  3401. 00:55:11,518 --> 00:55:12,686
  3402. Karma.
  3403.  
  3404. 798
  3405. 00:55:13,186 --> 00:55:14,270
  3406. What?
  3407.  
  3408. 799
  3409. 00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:16,022
  3410. - Nothing.
  3411. - No, speak up.
  3412.  
  3413. 800
  3414. 00:55:16,147 --> 00:55:17,732
  3415. Well, I just think it's a little ironic
  3416.  
  3417. 801
  3418. 00:55:17,816 --> 00:55:20,694
  3419. that, you know, you're all upset now
  3420. because you got ditched.
  3421.  
  3422. 802
  3423. 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:23,446
  3424. Oh, okay.
  3425. So you're saying that we deserve it.
  3426.  
  3427. 803
  3428. 00:55:23,530 --> 00:55:25,156
  3429. We went to your stupid campout, dude.
  3430.  
  3431. 804
  3432. 00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:26,783
  3433. You lied to me.
  3434.  
  3435. 805
  3436. 00:55:26,866 --> 00:55:28,743
  3437. We've been lying to you
  3438. for the past three years!
  3439.  
  3440. 806
  3441. 00:55:28,827 --> 00:55:30,328
  3442. - Carter!
  3443. - Going to every Scout meeting,
  3444.  
  3445. 807
  3446. 00:55:30,412 --> 00:55:31,621
  3447. every lame field trip.
  3448.  
  3449. 808
  3450. 00:55:31,705 --> 00:55:32,956
  3451. Wearing these stupid fucking clothes
  3452.  
  3453. 809
  3454. 00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:34,124
  3455. so everybody can make fun of us.
  3456.  
  3457. 810
  3458. 00:55:34,207 --> 00:55:35,208
  3459. Carter, that's enough!
  3460.  
  3461. 811
  3462. 00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:37,002
  3463. Ben, you're not hiding
  3464. behind me this time.
  3465.  
  3466. 812
  3467. 00:55:37,085 --> 00:55:38,128
  3468. Tell him.
  3469.  
  3470. 813
  3471. 00:55:38,211 --> 00:55:39,337
  3472. Talk about how many times
  3473.  
  3474. 814
  3475. 00:55:39,421 --> 00:55:41,423
  3476. you said you hated Scouts,
  3477. how sick of it you were.
  3478.  
  3479. 815
  3480. 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:43,299
  3481. - I never said that.
  3482. - Bullshit!
  3483.  
  3484. 816
  3485. 00:55:43,383 --> 00:55:44,467
  3486. No, no, no. It's fine.
  3487.  
  3488. 817
  3489. 00:55:44,551 --> 00:55:46,511
  3490. I guess it's time
  3491. for it to all come out, right?
  3492.  
  3493. 818
  3494. 00:55:47,178 --> 00:55:49,389
  3495. He's had a crush on Kendall
  3496. since sixth grade.
  3497.  
  3498. 819
  3499. 00:55:49,514 --> 00:55:50,890
  3500. - That is not true!
  3501. - Yes, it is.
  3502.  
  3503. 820
  3504. 00:55:51,016 --> 00:55:53,059
  3505. - Kendall? As in my sister Kendall?
  3506. - Mmm-hmm.
  3507.  
  3508. 821
  3509. 00:55:53,184 --> 00:55:54,602
  3510. - No.
  3511. - Dude, that's like incest.
  3512.  
  3513. 822
  3514. 00:55:54,686 --> 00:55:55,854
  3515. No, it's not, I'm not even related to her.
  3516.  
  3517. 823
  3518. 00:55:55,937 --> 00:55:56,980
  3519. So you do like her, then.
  3520.  
  3521. 824
  3522. 00:55:57,063 --> 00:55:58,523
  3523. - No, I don't like her!
  3524. - Told you.
  3525.  
  3526. 825
  3527. 00:55:58,606 --> 00:55:59,733
  3528. Shut up!
  3529.  
  3530. 826
  3531. 00:56:00,108 --> 00:56:01,109
  3532. Stop!
  3533.  
  3534. 827
  3535. 00:56:01,860 --> 00:56:04,320
  3536. Again with this shit? Jesus.
  3537.  
  3538. 828
  3539. 00:56:04,404 --> 00:56:05,905
  3540. Can't you just walkie someone?
  3541.  
  3542. 829
  3543. 00:56:07,699 --> 00:56:09,409
  3544. Hey, are you okay?
  3545.  
  3546. 830
  3547. 00:56:11,369 --> 00:56:13,121
  3548. Guys!
  3549.  
  3550. 831
  3551. 00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:14,914
  3552. Shit!
  3553.  
  3554. 832
  3555. 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,168
  3556. Get him!
  3557.  
  3558. 833
  3559. 00:56:21,588 --> 00:56:26,092
  3560. I'm so fucking sick of zombies!
  3561.  
  3562. 834
  3563. 00:56:27,761 --> 00:56:28,845
  3564. Yikes.
  3565.  
  3566. 835
  3567. 00:56:28,928 --> 00:56:29,929
  3568. Wa-wa-wee-wa.
  3569.  
  3570. 836
  3571. 00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:36,144
  3572. Shit!
  3573.  
  3574. 837
  3575. 00:56:40,565 --> 00:56:41,983
  3576. Hello! Is anybody there?
  3577.  
  3578. 838
  3579. 00:56:42,067 --> 00:56:43,443
  3580. Evac complete.
  3581.  
  3582. 839
  3583. 00:56:43,777 --> 00:56:44,903
  3584. No, no, no, no. We're still here!
  3585.  
  3586. 840
  3587. 00:56:44,986 --> 00:56:46,279
  3588. We have Operation Clean Up.
  3589.  
  3590. 841
  3591. 00:56:46,946 --> 00:56:50,283
  3592. Commence aerial bombing
  3593. of site at 0300. Repeat, 0300. Over.
  3594.  
  3595. 842
  3596. 00:56:50,366 --> 00:56:51,576
  3597. What?
  3598.  
  3599. 843
  3600. 00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:53,912
  3601. No, somebody help! Hello! Hello!
  3602.  
  3603. 844
  3604. 00:56:53,995 --> 00:56:56,206
  3605. Somebody help, please! Hello!
  3606.  
  3607. 845
  3608. 00:56:56,289 --> 00:56:57,373
  3609. Fuck!
  3610.  
  3611. 846
  3612. 00:56:57,457 --> 00:56:59,209
  3613. They're gonna bomb
  3614. the town in two hours?
  3615.  
  3616. 847
  3617. 00:56:59,292 --> 00:57:00,335
  3618. What are we gonna do?
  3619.  
  3620. 848
  3621. 00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:01,544
  3622. We have to find Kendall and the others!
  3623.  
  3624. 849
  3625. 00:57:01,628 --> 00:57:03,171
  3626. It's a secret party.
  3627. They could be anywhere.
  3628.  
  3629. 850
  3630. 00:57:03,338 --> 00:57:04,339
  3631. Shit.
  3632.  
  3633. 851
  3634. 00:57:05,090 --> 00:57:06,257
  3635. My sister's diary!
  3636.  
  3637. 852
  3638. 00:57:06,633 --> 00:57:09,385
  3639. She writes every last
  3640. boring detail of her life in there.
  3641.  
  3642. 853
  3643. 00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:12,388
  3644. I guarantee she wrote down
  3645. where the party is.
  3646.  
  3647. 854
  3648. 00:57:12,472 --> 00:57:13,973
  3649. We better get fucking going, then.
  3650.  
  3651. 855
  3652. 00:57:39,833 --> 00:57:40,834
  3653. Okay, now.
  3654.  
  3655. 856
  3656. 00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:15,702
  3657. All right, come on.
  3658.  
  3659. 857
  3660. 00:58:26,212 --> 00:58:28,798
  3661. Whew! It smells like
  3662. Pixy Stix and hope in here.
  3663.  
  3664. 858
  3665. 00:58:29,048 --> 00:58:31,551
  3666. You've never been in a girl's
  3667. room before, have you?
  3668.  
  3669. 859
  3670. 00:58:31,676 --> 00:58:33,761
  3671. - Yeah, I...
  3672. - Mom doesn't count.
  3673.  
  3674. 860
  3675. 00:58:33,845 --> 00:58:35,138
  3676. - Well...
  3677. - Any female relative doesn't count.
  3678.  
  3679. 861
  3680. 00:58:35,221 --> 00:58:37,682
  3681. Guys! Can we focus? Where's the diary?
  3682.  
  3683. 862
  3684. 00:58:38,141 --> 00:58:40,059
  3685. She changes the hiding place,
  3686. like, every week,
  3687.  
  3688. 863
  3689. 00:58:40,185 --> 00:58:41,728
  3690. so just spread out and start looking.
  3691.  
  3692. 864
  3693. 00:58:59,329 --> 00:59:00,830
  3694. - Did you find it?
  3695. - Nope.
  3696.  
  3697. 865
  3698. 00:59:01,372 --> 00:59:03,082
  3699. Nothing over here.
  3700.  
  3701. 866
  3702. 00:59:16,846 --> 00:59:17,847
  3703. Hey.
  3704.  
  3705. 867
  3706. 00:59:18,264 --> 00:59:19,349
  3707. Did you guys hear that?
  3708.  
  3709. 868
  3710. 00:59:19,432 --> 00:59:20,433
  3711. Hear what?
  3712.  
  3713. 869
  3714. 00:59:21,893 --> 00:59:23,895
  3715. I think I heard
  3716. something downstairs.
  3717.  
  3718. 870
  3719. 00:59:24,938 --> 00:59:26,272
  3720. Augie, go check it out.
  3721.  
  3722. 871
  3723. 00:59:26,356 --> 00:59:27,857
  3724. I'm not going down there by myself.
  3725.  
  3726. 872
  3727. 00:59:27,941 --> 00:59:29,400
  3728. - Go with him.
  3729. - Why me?
  3730.  
  3731. 873
  3732. 00:59:29,484 --> 00:59:31,402
  3733. Call me when your balls drop, dude.
  3734.  
  3735. 874
  3736. 00:59:37,408 --> 00:59:39,202
  3737. Shh! Don't walk so hard.
  3738.  
  3739. 875
  3740. 00:59:39,285 --> 00:59:41,454
  3741. You have squeaky floors.
  3742.  
  3743. 876
  3744. 00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:45,291
  3745. This is Carter's sister?
  3746.  
  3747. 877
  3748. 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,294
  3749. Yeah. That's Kendall.
  3750.  
  3751. 878
  3752. 00:59:49,295 --> 00:59:51,297
  3753. Well, she clearly won the genetic lottery.
  3754.  
  3755. 879
  3756. 00:59:51,631 --> 00:59:54,342
  3757. Yeah. She's okay. I guess.
  3758.  
  3759. 880
  3760. 00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:55,718
  3761. Dude, she's more than okay.
  3762.  
  3763. 881
  3764. 00:59:55,802 --> 00:59:57,470
  3765. You don't have to be all cool about it.
  3766.  
  3767. 882
  3768. 00:59:59,097 --> 01:00:00,431
  3769. Shit.
  3770.  
  3771. 883
  3772. 01:00:02,475 --> 01:00:04,143
  3773. Fuck. Come on.
  3774.  
  3775. 884
  3776. 01:00:05,895 --> 01:00:07,897
  3777. So, how come
  3778. you haven't told her you like her?
  3779.  
  3780. 885
  3781. 01:00:07,981 --> 01:00:09,315
  3782. What's the point?
  3783.  
  3784. 886
  3785. 01:00:09,399 --> 01:00:11,401
  3786. She's never gonna go for a guy like me.
  3787.  
  3788. 887
  3789. 01:00:11,484 --> 01:00:13,069
  3790. And she's got a boyfriend.
  3791.  
  3792. 888
  3793. 01:00:13,152 --> 01:00:15,905
  3794. And Carter would kill me
  3795. if I touched his sister.
  3796.  
  3797. 889
  3798. 01:00:15,989 --> 01:00:18,199
  3799. Okay, look. Here's the deal.
  3800.  
  3801. 890
  3802. 01:00:18,283 --> 01:00:21,077
  3803. And don't take this the wrong way,
  3804.  
  3805. 891
  3806. 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,371
  3807. but you have to man up.
  3808.  
  3809. 892
  3810. 01:00:23,454 --> 01:00:25,331
  3811. Yeah, but I suck at being that guy.
  3812.  
  3813. 893
  3814. 01:00:25,415 --> 01:00:27,041
  3815. I'm not assertive like that.
  3816.  
  3817. 894
  3818. 01:00:27,125 --> 01:00:28,126
  3819. Kiss me.
  3820.  
  3821. 895
  3822. 01:00:28,584 --> 01:00:29,585
  3823. What?
  3824.  
  3825. 896
  3826. 01:00:29,669 --> 01:00:31,087
  3827. Don't "what" me, just do it. Kiss me.
  3828.  
  3829. 897
  3830. 01:00:32,088 --> 01:00:33,172
  3831. Are you serious?
  3832.  
  3833. 898
  3834. 01:00:33,256 --> 01:00:34,841
  3835. Yeah, I'm serious.
  3836. I saw you checking out my ass earlier.
  3837.  
  3838. 899
  3839. 01:00:34,966 --> 01:00:36,175
  3840. I know you want to do it. Just kiss me.
  3841.  
  3842. 900
  3843. 01:00:36,301 --> 01:00:37,343
  3844. - No, I wasn't.
  3845. - Ben!
  3846.  
  3847. 901
  3848. 01:00:37,468 --> 01:00:39,262
  3849. - Okay, for a second I did.
  3850. - Kiss me.
  3851.  
  3852. 902
  3853. 01:00:40,346 --> 01:00:41,431
  3854. Denise, I...
  3855.  
  3856. 903
  3857. 01:00:41,514 --> 01:00:43,016
  3858. You can do it. Just go for it.
  3859.  
  3860. 904
  3861. 01:00:45,852 --> 01:00:47,103
  3862. - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
  3863. - Oh, fuck! Fuck.
  3864.  
  3865. 905
  3866. 01:00:47,186 --> 01:00:48,771
  3867. - I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
  3868. - I'm fine.
  3869.  
  3870. 906
  3871. 01:00:48,855 --> 01:00:49,856
  3872. See? I told you
  3873. we shouldn't have done that.
  3874.  
  3875. 907
  3876. 01:00:49,939 --> 01:00:50,940
  3877. It was a bad idea.
  3878.  
  3879. 908
  3880. 01:00:51,024 --> 01:00:52,358
  3881. No, no, no. Let's just try it again.
  3882.  
  3883. 909
  3884. 01:00:52,442 --> 01:00:54,610
  3885. No, I feel stupid.
  3886. We should look for the diary.
  3887.  
  3888. 910
  3889. 01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:55,862
  3890. Come here.
  3891.  
  3892. 911
  3893. 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,001
  3894. Not bad.
  3895.  
  3896. 912
  3897. 01:01:10,793 --> 01:01:11,794
  3898. Really?
  3899.  
  3900. 913
  3901. 01:01:11,878 --> 01:01:14,297
  3902. It wasn't, like, top five or anything.
  3903. Don't get excited.
  3904.  
  3905. 914
  3906. 01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:16,257
  3907. - But, yeah, it was okay.
  3908. - Oh.
  3909.  
  3910. 915
  3911. 01:01:16,341 --> 01:01:19,052
  3912. When you see Kendall,
  3913. just walk straight up to her,
  3914.  
  3915. 916
  3916. 01:01:19,135 --> 01:01:20,303
  3917. lay some of that shit on her,
  3918.  
  3919. 917
  3920. 01:01:20,386 --> 01:01:21,888
  3921. and you're golden.
  3922.  
  3923. 918
  3924. 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,515
  3925. Okay. Thanks.
  3926.  
  3927. 919
  3928. 01:01:29,896 --> 01:01:31,481
  3929. Guess we left it open.
  3930.  
  3931. 920
  3932. 01:01:32,482 --> 01:01:33,483
  3933. Hey, Augie.
  3934.  
  3935. 921
  3936. 01:01:37,236 --> 01:01:39,072
  3937. Ben didn't want to leave you tonight.
  3938.  
  3939. 922
  3940. 01:01:41,282 --> 01:01:43,076
  3941. It was my idea.
  3942.  
  3943. 923
  3944. 01:01:44,077 --> 01:01:45,661
  3945. What difference does it make?
  3946.  
  3947. 924
  3948. 01:01:45,745 --> 01:01:47,080
  3949. It's done.
  3950.  
  3951. 925
  3952. 01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:52,835
  3953. Yeah.
  3954.  
  3955. 926
  3956. 01:02:01,010 --> 01:02:02,011
  3957. Oh, fuck!
  3958.  
  3959. 927
  3960. 01:02:13,523 --> 01:02:14,607
  3961. Come on.
  3962.  
  3963. 928
  3964. 01:02:14,690 --> 01:02:16,442
  3965. What the hell
  3966. is going on down there?
  3967.  
  3968. 929
  3969. 01:02:16,526 --> 01:02:18,778
  3970. We're fine! Everything's under control!
  3971.  
  3972. 930
  3973. 01:02:41,884 --> 01:02:45,388
  3974. No! No, no, no, no. Fucking, no!
  3975. Not my ass!
  3976.  
  3977. 931
  3978. 01:02:47,181 --> 01:02:48,558
  3979. Oh, no, no, no, no!
  3980.  
  3981. 932
  3982. 01:02:51,644 --> 01:02:53,980
  3983. My ass! My ass!
  3984.  
  3985. 933
  3986. 01:02:54,063 --> 01:02:56,315
  3987. She's gumming my ass!
  3988.  
  3989. 934
  3990. 01:02:56,399 --> 01:02:57,817
  3991. Oh, my God!
  3992.  
  3993. 935
  3994. 01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:58,901
  3995. Carter!
  3996.  
  3997. 936
  3998. 01:02:59,235 --> 01:03:01,904
  3999. Oh, God! Oh, it's disgusting!
  4000.  
  4001. 937
  4002. 01:03:08,077 --> 01:03:09,662
  4003. Carter!
  4004.  
  4005. 938
  4006. 01:03:11,789 --> 01:03:13,166
  4007. Peace out, bitch!
  4008.  
  4009. 939
  4010. 01:03:17,086 --> 01:03:18,671
  4011. What the hell happened?
  4012.  
  4013. 940
  4014. 01:03:20,339 --> 01:03:22,758
  4015. Shit. Back upstairs! Back upstairs!
  4016.  
  4017. 941
  4018. 01:03:30,308 --> 01:03:31,601
  4019. Come on, come on!
  4020.  
  4021. 942
  4022. 01:03:31,684 --> 01:03:33,269
  4023. Move it!
  4024.  
  4025. 943
  4026. 01:03:34,353 --> 01:03:35,730
  4027. That's not gonna hold them!
  4028.  
  4029. 944
  4030. 01:03:35,813 --> 01:03:37,565
  4031. - Did you find the journal?
  4032. - No! We looked everywhere!
  4033.  
  4034. 945
  4035. 01:03:37,648 --> 01:03:39,025
  4036. Guys, we got to go! Come on!
  4037.  
  4038. 946
  4039. 01:03:54,207 --> 01:03:55,958
  4040. Oh, my God! They're coming!
  4041.  
  4042. 947
  4043. 01:03:57,710 --> 01:03:59,754
  4044. Guys, if we jump,
  4045. we might be able to clear the fence!
  4046.  
  4047. 948
  4048. 01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:01,547
  4049. - What?
  4050. - Fuck it, let's just jump!
  4051.  
  4052. 949
  4053. 01:04:01,631 --> 01:04:03,174
  4054. The fence is like 10 feet away!
  4055.  
  4056. 950
  4057. 01:04:03,674 --> 01:04:05,801
  4058. - I'll go first!
  4059. - Go, go!
  4060.  
  4061. 951
  4062. 01:04:11,724 --> 01:04:12,850
  4063. Okay. Go, go, go!
  4064.  
  4065. 952
  4066. 01:04:19,815 --> 01:04:21,567
  4067. Augie, you got to go now!
  4068.  
  4069. 953
  4070. 01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:23,861
  4071. Hurry!
  4072.  
  4073. 954
  4074. 01:04:23,945 --> 01:04:24,987
  4075. I can't, I'm afraid of heights!
  4076.  
  4077. 955
  4078. 01:04:25,071 --> 01:04:26,656
  4079. Be more afraid of zombies! Go!
  4080.  
  4081. 956
  4082. 01:05:07,697 --> 01:05:09,448
  4083. Is that his wiener?
  4084.  
  4085. 957
  4086. 01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:12,076
  4087. We got to do something.
  4088.  
  4089. 958
  4090. 01:05:12,535 --> 01:05:14,370
  4091. Guys, help me! I'm falling!
  4092.  
  4093. 959
  4094. 01:05:14,453 --> 01:05:16,372
  4095. Hang on to that cock, Ben!
  4096.  
  4097. 960
  4098. 01:05:16,789 --> 01:05:18,708
  4099. Guys, hurry! Help me!
  4100.  
  4101. 961
  4102. 01:05:20,376 --> 01:05:22,211
  4103. What are you doing?
  4104.  
  4105. 962
  4106. 01:05:23,212 --> 01:05:25,548
  4107. Hey! Assholes! Come and get me.
  4108.  
  4109. 963
  4110. 01:05:30,052 --> 01:05:31,387
  4111. Hurry!
  4112.  
  4113. 964
  4114. 01:05:32,722 --> 01:05:33,723
  4115. It's ripping!
  4116.  
  4117. 965
  4118. 01:05:37,226 --> 01:05:39,395
  4119. His dick's ripping!
  4120.  
  4121. 966
  4122. 01:05:58,039 --> 01:05:59,248
  4123. - I got it!
  4124. - Dude!
  4125.  
  4126. 967
  4127. 01:06:02,293 --> 01:06:03,544
  4128. - I got it.
  4129. - Where was it?
  4130.  
  4131. 968
  4132. 01:06:03,628 --> 01:06:05,004
  4133. - Underwear drawer.
  4134. - Classic.
  4135.  
  4136. 969
  4137. 01:06:06,047 --> 01:06:07,214
  4138. Run!
  4139.  
  4140. 970
  4141. 01:06:11,761 --> 01:06:13,095
  4142. Lock it.
  4143.  
  4144. 971
  4145. 01:06:13,429 --> 01:06:15,014
  4146. Augie, get the lights.
  4147.  
  4148. 972
  4149. 01:06:16,098 --> 01:06:17,600
  4150. The power's out.
  4151.  
  4152. 973
  4153. 01:06:18,184 --> 01:06:19,852
  4154. Where the hell are we?
  4155.  
  4156. 974
  4157. 01:06:21,270 --> 01:06:22,605
  4158. Mrs. Fielder's house.
  4159.  
  4160. 975
  4161. 01:06:22,855 --> 01:06:24,565
  4162. I can't believe we
  4163. just chopped her head off.
  4164.  
  4165. 976
  4166. 01:06:24,649 --> 01:06:27,109
  4167. She tried to eat my ass, Augie.
  4168. She deserved it.
  4169.  
  4170. 977
  4171. 01:06:27,193 --> 01:06:29,362
  4172. Guys, we got to keep moving. Come on.
  4173.  
  4174. 978
  4175. 01:06:43,959 --> 01:06:45,336
  4176. Carter, check the window.
  4177.  
  4178. 979
  4179. 01:06:49,382 --> 01:06:51,175
  4180. Shit, they're everywhere.
  4181.  
  4182. 980
  4183. 01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:52,760
  4184. Miss Fielder's car is in the garage.
  4185.  
  4186. 981
  4187. 01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:54,887
  4188. Maybe we can get out that way.
  4189. This way.
  4190.  
  4191. 982
  4192. 01:07:10,486 --> 01:07:11,612
  4193. What was that?
  4194.  
  4195. 983
  4196. 01:07:11,696 --> 01:07:13,239
  4197. I think something's in here.
  4198.  
  4199. 984
  4200. 01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:16,075
  4201. Fuck, cat.
  4202.  
  4203. 985
  4204. 01:07:23,249 --> 01:07:24,250
  4205. Augie?
  4206.  
  4207. 986
  4208. 01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:25,626
  4209. Dude, dude.
  4210.  
  4211. 987
  4212. 01:07:25,710 --> 01:07:27,461
  4213. - Augie.
  4214. - What?
  4215.  
  4216. 988
  4217. 01:07:27,545 --> 01:07:29,463
  4218. Don't move.
  4219.  
  4220. 989
  4221. 01:07:40,766 --> 01:07:43,185
  4222. - Did you get it?
  4223. - I got it! I got it!
  4224.  
  4225. 990
  4226. 01:07:48,524 --> 01:07:49,900
  4227. Run!
  4228.  
  4229. 991
  4230. 01:07:55,948 --> 01:07:58,284
  4231. Come on, come on, come on!
  4232.  
  4233. 992
  4234. 01:07:59,034 --> 01:08:00,369
  4235. Open the garage door!
  4236.  
  4237. 993
  4238. 01:08:00,453 --> 01:08:01,704
  4239. It won't open!
  4240.  
  4241. 994
  4242. 01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:03,205
  4243. Go! Ben, go!
  4244.  
  4245. 995
  4246. 01:08:03,372 --> 01:08:04,498
  4247. Fuck it!
  4248.  
  4249. 996
  4250. 01:08:15,551 --> 01:08:17,344
  4251. Oh, my God.
  4252. It's Scout Leader Rogers!
  4253.  
  4254. 997
  4255. 01:08:18,721 --> 01:08:19,930
  4256. He looks like shit!
  4257.  
  4258. 998
  4259. 01:08:20,014 --> 01:08:21,223
  4260. I set him on fire.
  4261.  
  4262. 999
  4263. 01:08:21,599 --> 01:08:23,309
  4264. - What?
  4265. - He tried to eat me!
  4266.  
  4267. 1000
  4268. 01:08:28,063 --> 01:08:29,982
  4269. - Wait, what are you doing?
  4270. - No, don't...
  4271.  
  4272. 1001
  4273. 01:08:38,407 --> 01:08:39,825
  4274. Sorry, bro!
  4275.  
  4276. 1002
  4277. 01:08:57,301 --> 01:08:59,720
  4278. All right, the diary said they're at
  4279. the old rec center on Dewer Street.
  4280.  
  4281. 1003
  4282. 01:08:59,804 --> 01:09:01,347
  4283. Hopefully, we're not too late.
  4284.  
  4285. 1004
  4286. 01:09:01,430 --> 01:09:03,349
  4287. All right,
  4288. I'll try to get help as soon as I can.
  4289.  
  4290. 1005
  4291. 01:09:03,432 --> 01:09:05,017
  4292. Just be careful.
  4293.  
  4294. 1006
  4295. 01:09:12,942 --> 01:09:14,819
  4296. - Denise.
  4297. - Yeah?
  4298.  
  4299. 1007
  4300. 01:09:15,694 --> 01:09:17,947
  4301. Look, I don't know what's gonna happen,
  4302.  
  4303. 1008
  4304. 01:09:18,948 --> 01:09:20,324
  4305. but I just wanted to let you know that
  4306.  
  4307. 1009
  4308. 01:09:20,407 --> 01:09:21,867
  4309. you're one of
  4310. the coolest girls I've ever met.
  4311.  
  4312. 1010
  4313. 01:09:26,121 --> 01:09:28,374
  4314. And, uh, I hope
  4315. you meet someone that deserves you.
  4316.  
  4317. 1011
  4318. 01:09:29,959 --> 01:09:30,960
  4319. Thanks.
  4320.  
  4321. 1012
  4322. 01:10:00,489 --> 01:10:02,408
  4323. Guys, let's go.
  4324. We got to get to the party.
  4325.  
  4326. 1013
  4327. 01:10:02,491 --> 01:10:04,869
  4328. Ben, this is a suicide mission.
  4329.  
  4330. 1014
  4331. 01:10:04,952 --> 01:10:06,662
  4332. Guys, they're gonna
  4333. bomb this whole town
  4334.  
  4335. 1015
  4336. 01:10:06,745 --> 01:10:07,830
  4337. in less than two hours.
  4338.  
  4339. 1016
  4340. 01:10:07,913 --> 01:10:09,832
  4341. What if Denise reaches
  4342. the military in time?
  4343.  
  4344. 1017
  4345. 01:10:09,915 --> 01:10:11,709
  4346. And what if she doesn't, Carter?
  4347. Then what?
  4348.  
  4349. 1018
  4350. 01:10:11,792 --> 01:10:14,253
  4351. Who's gonna save them?
  4352. The police? They're gone.
  4353.  
  4354. 1019
  4355. 01:10:14,336 --> 01:10:17,339
  4356. The military? They're not coming, either.
  4357.  
  4358. 1020
  4359. 01:10:18,007 --> 01:10:20,342
  4360. Guys, we're the last line of defense.
  4361.  
  4362. 1021
  4363. 01:10:21,886 --> 01:10:24,346
  4364. And so what? Maybe we look
  4365. like dorks in these uniforms.
  4366.  
  4367. 1022
  4368. 01:10:24,430 --> 01:10:27,391
  4369. And maybe we're a big joke
  4370. to everyone at school.
  4371.  
  4372. 1023
  4373. 01:10:29,184 --> 01:10:31,186
  4374. But tonight,
  4375.  
  4376. 1024
  4377. 01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:33,355
  4378. we're gonna show them
  4379. what being a real Scout's all about.
  4380.  
  4381. 1025
  4382. 01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:38,569
  4383. So, are we just gonna stand here
  4384. with our thumbs up our asses?
  4385.  
  4386. 1026
  4387. 01:10:39,194 --> 01:10:41,780
  4388. Or are we gonna go out there
  4389. and save the world?
  4390.  
  4391. 1027
  4392. 01:10:43,115 --> 01:10:44,366
  4393. Fuck, yeah, dude.
  4394.  
  4395. 1028
  4396. 01:10:45,701 --> 01:10:47,202
  4397. That was a really good speech, Ben.
  4398.  
  4399. 1029
  4400. 01:10:47,953 --> 01:10:49,038
  4401. Thanks, Augie.
  4402.  
  4403. 1030
  4404. 01:10:49,121 --> 01:10:50,456
  4405. Let's do it.
  4406.  
  4407. 1031
  4408. 01:10:53,459 --> 01:10:55,210
  4409. The rec center's that way.
  4410.  
  4411. 1032
  4412. 01:10:56,879 --> 01:10:58,881
  4413. We're making a pit stop first.
  4414.  
  4415. 1033
  4416. 01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:12,871
  4417. Are you serious?
  4418.  
  4419. 1034
  4420. 01:12:13,914 --> 01:12:17,209
  4421. None of my text messages
  4422. are going through, Travis.
  4423.  
  4424. 1035
  4425. 01:12:17,292 --> 01:12:18,794
  4426. Don't worry about that, baby.
  4427.  
  4428. 1036
  4429. 01:12:18,877 --> 01:12:20,629
  4430. Where are you taking me?
  4431.  
  4432. 1037
  4433. 01:12:21,505 --> 01:12:23,382
  4434. - Um, it's a surprise.
  4435.  
  4436. 1038
  4437. 01:12:23,465 --> 01:12:25,384
  4438. - You need a little spanking, don't you?
  4439.  
  4440. 1039
  4441. 01:12:27,219 --> 01:12:28,220
  4442. Ew.
  4443.  
  4444. 1040
  4445. 01:12:28,637 --> 01:12:30,305
  4446. Travis, what the fuck?
  4447.  
  4448. 1041
  4449. 01:12:30,639 --> 01:12:31,640
  4450. Come on.
  4451.  
  4452. 1042
  4453. 01:12:32,057 --> 01:12:34,143
  4454. Okay, this place is disgusting.
  4455.  
  4456. 1043
  4457. 01:12:35,394 --> 01:12:36,979
  4458. I need to examine you.
  4459.  
  4460. 1044
  4461. 01:12:37,062 --> 01:12:38,564
  4462. - Get over here.
  4463. - Oh, okay.
  4464.  
  4465. 1045
  4466. 01:12:41,483 --> 01:12:43,485
  4467. God, you're so sexy.
  4468.  
  4469. 1046
  4470. 01:12:43,819 --> 01:12:44,987
  4471. Thank you.
  4472.  
  4473. 1047
  4474. 01:12:46,822 --> 01:12:48,991
  4475. Okay, we're not about to fuck right now.
  4476.  
  4477. 1048
  4478. 01:12:49,074 --> 01:12:50,325
  4479. Why not?
  4480.  
  4481. 1049
  4482. 01:12:50,909 --> 01:12:53,412
  4483. Because we've only
  4484. been dating for, like, two minutes.
  4485.  
  4486. 1050
  4487. 01:12:53,495 --> 01:12:54,496
  4488. What about a blow job?
  4489.  
  4490. 1051
  4491. 01:12:54,580 --> 01:12:57,166
  4492. Travis, I spent an hour
  4493. trying to find this piece of gum.
  4494.  
  4495. 1052
  4496. 01:12:58,167 --> 01:12:59,501
  4497. Sucks.
  4498.  
  4499. 1053
  4500. 01:13:01,670 --> 01:13:04,089
  4501. Okay, fine. You can eat me out.
  4502.  
  4503. 1054
  4504. 01:13:04,173 --> 01:13:06,091
  4505. - Really?
  4506. - Yes. You're welcome.
  4507.  
  4508. 1055
  4509. 01:13:14,767 --> 01:13:16,018
  4510. When I'm in jail
  4511.  
  4512. 1056
  4513. 01:13:16,101 --> 01:13:18,103
  4514. the first thing you do
  4515. is talk to another chick.
  4516.  
  4517. 1057
  4518. 01:13:18,187 --> 01:13:19,521
  4519. - What the fuck?
  4520.  
  4521. 1058
  4522. 01:13:23,358 --> 01:13:25,861
  4523. Hey, pervert, fuck off!
  4524.  
  4525. 1059
  4526. 01:13:29,698 --> 01:13:31,200
  4527. You serious, bro?
  4528.  
  4529. 1060
  4530. 01:13:37,664 --> 01:13:39,875
  4531. I was in jail!
  4532.  
  4533. 1061
  4534. 01:13:42,377 --> 01:13:44,630
  4535. Hello? Are you going to do it or what?
  4536.  
  4537. 1062
  4538. 01:13:58,268 --> 01:14:02,189
  4539. Ooh! Your mouth's kind of cold.
  4540.  
  4541. 1063
  4542. 01:14:12,574 --> 01:14:13,575
  4543. Stop.
  4544.  
  4545. 1064
  4546. 01:14:14,576 --> 01:14:16,745
  4547. - Stop!
  4548. - Come on, babe.
  4549.  
  4550. 1065
  4551. 01:14:16,829 --> 01:14:18,747
  4552. - Stop it!
  4553. - What the fuck's your problem?
  4554.  
  4555. 1066
  4556. 01:14:18,831 --> 01:14:19,998
  4557. I'm worried about my brother.
  4558.  
  4559. 1067
  4560. 01:14:20,082 --> 01:14:21,667
  4561. He should've been here hours ago.
  4562.  
  4563. 1068
  4564. 01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:22,876
  4565. He's not coming, babe.
  4566.  
  4567. 1069
  4568. 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,253
  4569. How do you know?
  4570.  
  4571. 1070
  4572. 01:14:24,336 --> 01:14:26,672
  4573. Because I gave him the wrong address.
  4574.  
  4575. 1071
  4576. 01:14:26,755 --> 01:14:28,841
  4577. - What?
  4578. - They're Scouts, Kendall!
  4579.  
  4580. 1072
  4581. 01:14:28,924 --> 01:14:31,426
  4582. Look, what'd you think,
  4583. I was gonna invite them for real?
  4584.  
  4585. 1073
  4586. 01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:34,012
  4587. - Come here.
  4588. - You are such a dick!
  4589.  
  4590. 1074
  4591. 01:14:34,096 --> 01:14:35,973
  4592. - What? You're not leaving.
  4593. - Watch me!
  4594.  
  4595. 1075
  4596. 01:14:36,056 --> 01:14:37,391
  4597. You're not going!
  4598.  
  4599. 1076
  4600. 01:14:39,226 --> 01:14:40,853
  4601. - Fine, go, bitch!
  4602.  
  4603. 1077
  4604. 01:14:43,689 --> 01:14:46,358
  4605. Oh, Jesus, girl.
  4606. Get a fucking tampon, would you?
  4607.  
  4608. 1078
  4609. 01:14:57,119 --> 01:14:58,453
  4610. Someone help!
  4611.  
  4612. 1079
  4613. 01:15:00,164 --> 01:15:02,708
  4614. Help! Please, someone help!
  4615.  
  4616. 1080
  4617. 01:16:11,568 --> 01:16:14,279
  4618. All right, Scouts,
  4619. let's kick some zombie ass.
  4620.  
  4621. 1081
  4622. 01:16:49,773 --> 01:16:50,941
  4623. Boom.
  4624.  
  4625. 1082
  4626. 01:17:07,499 --> 01:17:08,500
  4627. Chloe?
  4628.  
  4629. 1083
  4630. 01:17:08,667 --> 01:17:09,668
  4631. Oh, man.
  4632.  
  4633. 1084
  4634. 01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:13,463
  4635. Nailed it.
  4636.  
  4637. 1085
  4638. 01:17:36,486 --> 01:17:38,030
  4639. What a dick.
  4640.  
  4641. 1086
  4642. 01:17:42,159 --> 01:17:43,535
  4643. Ben, they're everywhere!
  4644.  
  4645. 1087
  4646. 01:17:43,827 --> 01:17:45,203
  4647. Circle up!
  4648.  
  4649. 1088
  4650. 01:17:50,792 --> 01:17:51,793
  4651. You want some of this?
  4652.  
  4653. 1089
  4654. 01:17:51,877 --> 01:17:54,504
  4655. You assholes! Die!
  4656.  
  4657. 1090
  4658. 01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:57,674
  4659. Come on! You want a piece of me?
  4660.  
  4661. 1091
  4662. 01:18:00,177 --> 01:18:02,137
  4663. Ben! Ben!
  4664.  
  4665. 1092
  4666. 01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:04,014
  4667. Help!
  4668.  
  4669. 1093
  4670. 01:18:09,102 --> 01:18:10,228
  4671. Ben!
  4672.  
  4673. 1094
  4674. 01:18:10,354 --> 01:18:11,730
  4675. Hang on, Kendall! I'm coming!
  4676.  
  4677. 1095
  4678. 01:18:14,024 --> 01:18:15,192
  4679. Oh, shit.
  4680.  
  4681. 1096
  4682. 01:18:15,525 --> 01:18:17,194
  4683. Oh, shit. Shit, start! Come on!
  4684.  
  4685. 1097
  4686. 01:18:17,527 --> 01:18:18,862
  4687. Ben, look out!
  4688.  
  4689. 1098
  4690. 01:18:19,029 --> 01:18:20,030
  4691. Shit.
  4692.  
  4693. 1099
  4694. 01:18:31,375 --> 01:18:33,043
  4695. Ben, duck!
  4696.  
  4697. 1100
  4698. 01:18:39,257 --> 01:18:40,258
  4699. Ben!
  4700.  
  4701. 1101
  4702. 01:18:41,218 --> 01:18:43,720
  4703. Kendall, come down! Climb down, hurry!
  4704.  
  4705. 1102
  4706. 01:18:46,598 --> 01:18:48,100
  4707. - Are you okay?
  4708. - Yeah, I think so.
  4709.  
  4710. 1103
  4711. 01:18:48,225 --> 01:18:49,559
  4712. Guys, come on!
  4713.  
  4714. 1104
  4715. 01:18:49,643 --> 01:18:50,936
  4716. - Come on.
  4717. - Come on!
  4718.  
  4719. 1105
  4720. 01:18:51,228 --> 01:18:53,939
  4721. We got to get everyone out of here!
  4722. Let's go!
  4723.  
  4724. 1106
  4725. 01:18:54,398 --> 01:18:57,234
  4726. Everybody! Get to the stairs! Come on!
  4727.  
  4728. 1107
  4729. 01:19:04,074 --> 01:19:05,117
  4730. Let's go!
  4731.  
  4732. 1108
  4733. 01:19:05,242 --> 01:19:06,743
  4734. Come on, everybody, move!
  4735.  
  4736. 1109
  4737. 01:19:07,077 --> 01:19:10,747
  4738. Hurry up! Come on, come on! Let's go!
  4739.  
  4740. 1110
  4741. 01:19:10,956 --> 01:19:12,082
  4742. Let's go!
  4743.  
  4744. 1111
  4745. 01:19:12,416 --> 01:19:13,917
  4746. Let's go! Come on!
  4747.  
  4748. 1112
  4749. 01:19:14,084 --> 01:19:15,127
  4750. Oh, shit!
  4751.  
  4752. 1113
  4753. 01:19:20,090 --> 01:19:21,174
  4754. What are you doing?
  4755.  
  4756. 1114
  4757. 01:19:21,258 --> 01:19:23,009
  4758. They'll follow you if we don't
  4759. lock the doors! You gotta go!
  4760.  
  4761. 1115
  4762. 01:19:23,093 --> 01:19:24,803
  4763. - What about you?
  4764. - You got to go! Trust me!
  4765.  
  4766. 1116
  4767. 01:19:24,970 --> 01:19:26,304
  4768. I'm not leaving you! No!
  4769.  
  4770. 1117
  4771. 01:19:26,471 --> 01:19:28,265
  4772. Go! Go! Trust me!
  4773.  
  4774. 1118
  4775. 01:19:36,314 --> 01:19:37,649
  4776. - I'm out!
  4777. - Oh, shit!
  4778.  
  4779. 1119
  4780. 01:19:37,816 --> 01:19:40,318
  4781. There's too many of them!
  4782. Come on, let's go! Hurry!
  4783.  
  4784. 1120
  4785. 01:19:40,777 --> 01:19:41,820
  4786. Let's go!
  4787.  
  4788. 1121
  4789. 01:19:42,487 --> 01:19:43,488
  4790. Oh, fuck!
  4791.  
  4792. 1122
  4793. 01:19:44,489 --> 01:19:45,699
  4794. Let's go!
  4795.  
  4796. 1123
  4797. 01:19:45,782 --> 01:19:46,950
  4798. Come on!
  4799.  
  4800. 1124
  4801. 01:19:52,164 --> 01:19:53,957
  4802. Hurry, come on!
  4803.  
  4804. 1125
  4805. 01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:55,792
  4806. Go, Augie, go!
  4807.  
  4808. 1126
  4809. 01:19:56,793 --> 01:19:58,628
  4810. Run! Run!
  4811.  
  4812. 1127
  4813. 01:20:10,098 --> 01:20:11,850
  4814. Where's the door?
  4815.  
  4816. 1128
  4817. 01:20:11,933 --> 01:20:14,019
  4818. There's got to be another exit.
  4819.  
  4820. 1129
  4821. 01:20:14,102 --> 01:20:15,520
  4822. I don't see one!
  4823.  
  4824. 1130
  4825. 01:20:15,604 --> 01:20:17,272
  4826. - We're trapped.
  4827. - Shit.
  4828.  
  4829. 1131
  4830. 01:20:17,606 --> 01:20:18,899
  4831. - There's no way out of here.
  4832. - Fuck.
  4833.  
  4834. 1132
  4835. 01:20:21,276 --> 01:20:22,694
  4836. - What do we do?
  4837. - Give me your backpack.
  4838.  
  4839. 1133
  4840. 01:20:22,861 --> 01:20:24,863
  4841. What? What are you doing?
  4842.  
  4843. 1134
  4844. 01:20:30,202 --> 01:20:31,870
  4845. - What is that?
  4846. - It's a bomb.
  4847.  
  4848. 1135
  4849. 01:20:32,204 --> 01:20:33,246
  4850. You made a bomb?
  4851.  
  4852. 1136
  4853. 01:20:33,330 --> 01:20:34,539
  4854. What are you, the Taliban?
  4855.  
  4856. 1137
  4857. 01:20:34,664 --> 01:20:37,542
  4858. Either we die fast or we're eaten alive
  4859. and turn into one of those things!
  4860.  
  4861. 1138
  4862. 01:20:38,710 --> 01:20:40,170
  4863. Your choice.
  4864.  
  4865. 1139
  4866. 01:20:42,797 --> 01:20:44,549
  4867. - Shit.
  4868. - Carter, give me your lighter.
  4869.  
  4870. 1140
  4871. 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:46,801
  4872. Here.
  4873.  
  4874. 1141
  4875. 01:20:51,223 --> 01:20:52,557
  4876. Are you guys ready?
  4877.  
  4878. 1142
  4879. 01:20:56,853 --> 01:20:58,522
  4880. - Wait!
  4881. - What?
  4882.  
  4883. 1143
  4884. 01:20:59,064 --> 01:21:00,106
  4885. I need to say something.
  4886.  
  4887. 1144
  4888. 01:21:00,190 --> 01:21:01,483
  4889. Ben, it's fine.
  4890.  
  4891. 1145
  4892. 01:21:01,566 --> 01:21:02,984
  4893. - You don't have to do this.
  4894. - No, I do.
  4895.  
  4896. 1146
  4897. 01:21:03,985 --> 01:21:05,654
  4898. We should have never
  4899. ditched you tonight, Augie.
  4900.  
  4901. 1147
  4902. 01:21:06,321 --> 01:21:08,406
  4903. What we did was really messed up.
  4904.  
  4905. 1148
  4906. 01:21:08,490 --> 01:21:10,825
  4907. He's right.
  4908. We've been complete D-bags.
  4909.  
  4910. 1149
  4911. 01:21:11,326 --> 01:21:13,119
  4912. It's my fault.
  4913. I never should have made you guys think
  4914.  
  4915. 1150
  4916. 01:21:13,203 --> 01:21:14,746
  4917. you had to be in Scouts for just me.
  4918.  
  4919. 1151
  4920. 01:21:14,829 --> 01:21:16,414
  4921. No, that's just it!
  4922.  
  4923. 1152
  4924. 01:21:16,498 --> 01:21:18,792
  4925. I thought I wanted out,
  4926. but I was just worried
  4927.  
  4928. 1153
  4929. 01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:21,753
  4930. what other people were gonna think.
  4931. The truth is,
  4932.  
  4933. 1154
  4934. 01:21:23,171 --> 01:21:25,006
  4935. I love being a Scout.
  4936.  
  4937. 1155
  4938. 01:21:26,007 --> 01:21:29,010
  4939. And I love it because
  4940. it's the reason I met you guys.
  4941.  
  4942. 1156
  4943. 01:21:32,097 --> 01:21:35,267
  4944. And I know tonight's been
  4945. really crazy and fucked up,
  4946.  
  4947. 1157
  4948. 01:21:35,350 --> 01:21:36,768
  4949. but one good thing has happened.
  4950.  
  4951. 1158
  4952. 01:21:37,185 --> 01:21:38,895
  4953. And it's this, right now.
  4954.  
  4955. 1159
  4956. 01:21:40,146 --> 01:21:41,231
  4957. Us.
  4958.  
  4959. 1160
  4960. 01:21:41,398 --> 01:21:43,024
  4961. Being back together.
  4962.  
  4963. 1161
  4964. 01:21:45,694 --> 01:21:47,028
  4965. Scouts forever.
  4966.  
  4967. 1162
  4968. 01:21:49,948 --> 01:21:51,533
  4969. Scouts forever.
  4970.  
  4971. 1163
  4972. 01:21:53,702 --> 01:21:54,703
  4973. Scouts forever.
  4974.  
  4975. 1164
  4976. 01:22:01,293 --> 01:22:03,712
  4977. Ben? Is it really lame
  4978. if I hold your hand right now?
  4979.  
  4980. 1165
  4981. 01:22:04,045 --> 01:22:05,046
  4982. No.
  4983.  
  4984. 1166
  4985. 01:22:08,300 --> 01:22:10,135
  4986. Oh, God damn it. This stupid thing!
  4987.  
  4988. 1167
  4989. 01:22:11,219 --> 01:22:12,887
  4990. - What are you doing?
  4991. - It's out of fluid!
  4992.  
  4993. 1168
  4994. 01:22:12,971 --> 01:22:14,222
  4995. Here. Give me that.
  4996.  
  4997. 1169
  4998. 01:22:15,140 --> 01:22:16,600
  4999. Wait, do you have another lighter?
  5000.  
  5001. 1170
  5002. 01:22:20,395 --> 01:22:22,564
  5003. God damn it, Augie,
  5004. we were supposed to die fast!
  5005.  
  5006. 1171
  5007. 01:22:25,066 --> 01:22:26,568
  5008. This is gonna hurt so bad.
  5009.  
  5010. 1172
  5011. 01:22:26,651 --> 01:22:28,153
  5012. Come on, Augie, you can do it!
  5013.  
  5014. 1173
  5015. 01:22:28,236 --> 01:22:30,488
  5016. Don't pressure me! I hate that!
  5017.  
  5018. 1174
  5019. 01:22:32,198 --> 01:22:34,618
  5020. Yo, dipshits!
  5021. You just gonna sit there or what?
  5022.  
  5023. 1175
  5024. 01:22:35,994 --> 01:22:37,579
  5025. Where'd she come from?
  5026.  
  5027. 1176
  5028. 01:22:39,956 --> 01:22:41,416
  5029. Augie, leave it!
  5030.  
  5031. 1177
  5032. 01:22:48,882 --> 01:22:49,883
  5033. Augie, let's go!
  5034.  
  5035. 1178
  5036. 01:23:28,296 --> 01:23:29,714
  5037. Are you guys okay?
  5038.  
  5039. 1179
  5040. 01:23:29,798 --> 01:23:31,883
  5041. I'm alive. I'm alive!
  5042.  
  5043. 1180
  5044. 01:23:31,966 --> 01:23:33,718
  5045. Oh, my God! Augie!
  5046.  
  5047. 1181
  5048. 01:23:33,802 --> 01:23:35,804
  5049. - Dude! You're a genius!
  5050. - It worked!
  5051.  
  5052. 1182
  5053. 01:23:35,887 --> 01:23:37,305
  5054. That was fucking awesome!
  5055.  
  5056. 1183
  5057. 01:23:37,389 --> 01:23:38,723
  5058. - Fuck, yeah, man!
  5059. - It worked!
  5060.  
  5061. 1184
  5062. 01:23:40,809 --> 01:23:42,102
  5063. What the fuck?
  5064.  
  5065. 1185
  5066. 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,312
  5067. Is that Scout Leader Rogers?
  5068.  
  5069. 1186
  5070. 01:23:46,815 --> 01:23:48,942
  5071. You got to hand it to him.
  5072. The man is a fighter.
  5073.  
  5074. 1187
  5075. 01:23:50,235 --> 01:23:52,821
  5076. Oh, shit. Does anybody have a weapon?
  5077.  
  5078. 1188
  5079. 01:23:52,904 --> 01:23:55,407
  5080. There's got to be
  5081. something around here.
  5082.  
  5083. 1189
  5084. 01:24:10,255 --> 01:24:11,256
  5085. Ah!
  5086.  
  5087. 1190
  5088. 01:24:13,174 --> 01:24:15,802
  5089. Every goddamn time! Ugh!
  5090.  
  5091. 1191
  5092. 01:24:27,188 --> 01:24:28,606
  5093. Now you decide to show up.
  5094.  
  5095. 1192
  5096. 01:24:49,961 --> 01:24:52,130
  5097. Evacuation fleet
  5098. moving to secondary location.
  5099.  
  5100. 1193
  5101. 01:24:52,213 --> 01:24:53,631
  5102. Dude, you look like shit.
  5103.  
  5104. 1194
  5105. 01:24:53,715 --> 01:24:54,924
  5106. Yeah, well, what do you expect?
  5107.  
  5108. 1195
  5109. 01:24:55,008 --> 01:24:56,134
  5110. I've been killing zombies all night.
  5111.  
  5112. 1196
  5113. 01:24:56,217 --> 01:24:57,802
  5114. Yeah, you were kind of badass last night.
  5115.  
  5116. 1197
  5117. 01:24:59,387 --> 01:25:00,889
  5118. Well, thanks for coming back.
  5119.  
  5120. 1198
  5121. 01:25:00,972 --> 01:25:02,307
  5122. Somebody's got to keep saving your ass.
  5123.  
  5124. 1199
  5125. 01:25:02,390 --> 01:25:03,725
  5126. Yeah, I guess so.
  5127.  
  5128. 1200
  5129. 01:25:04,392 --> 01:25:07,729
  5130. So, um, are we gonna
  5131. hang out after this, or...
  5132.  
  5133. 1201
  5134. 01:25:08,146 --> 01:25:10,231
  5135. Come on, I feel like
  5136. the four of us are a team now.
  5137.  
  5138. 1202
  5139. 01:25:10,315 --> 01:25:11,357
  5140. Relax, dude.
  5141.  
  5142. 1203
  5143. 01:25:11,483 --> 01:25:13,985
  5144. You've got some business
  5145. to take care of right now.
  5146.  
  5147. 1204
  5148. 01:25:18,281 --> 01:25:20,116
  5149. Go for it. You got this.
  5150.  
  5151. 1205
  5152. 01:25:20,950 --> 01:25:23,036
  5153. - All right.
  5154. - Go.
  5155.  
  5156. 1206
  5157. 01:25:28,291 --> 01:25:30,627
  5158. I am so happy that you're okay.
  5159.  
  5160. 1207
  5161. 01:25:33,755 --> 01:25:37,550
  5162. Oh, that's so sweet. Up top!
  5163.  
  5164. 1208
  5165. 01:25:37,801 --> 01:25:39,385
  5166. Dude, I'm not high-fiving that.
  5167.  
  5168. 1209
  5169. 01:25:39,469 --> 01:25:40,553
  5170. Come on.
  5171.  
  5172. 1210
  5173. 01:25:40,637 --> 01:25:42,555
  5174. You think I'm high-fiving that?
  5175.  
  5176. 1211
  5177. 01:25:42,639 --> 01:25:44,224
  5178. - Come on!
  5179.  
  5180. 1212
  5181. 01:25:44,641 --> 01:25:45,975
  5182. Aww, look at them!
  5183.  
  5184. 1213
  5185. 01:25:50,188 --> 01:25:51,523
  5186. Who are you?
  5187.  
  5188. 1214
  5189. 01:25:52,023 --> 01:25:53,358
  5190. I'm a Scout.
  5191.  
  5192. 1215
  5193. 01:25:57,987 --> 01:25:59,030
  5194. All right, well, this just means
  5195.  
  5196. 1216
  5197. 01:25:59,155 --> 01:26:00,365
  5198. - I'm gonna fuck his mom.
  5199. - Hey!
  5200.  
  5201. 1217
  5202. 01:26:00,448 --> 01:26:01,616
  5203. What?
  5204.  
  5205. 1218
  5206. 01:28:26,844 --> 01:28:28,513
  5207. Come on.
  5208.  
  5209. 1219
  5210. 01:28:30,723 --> 01:28:32,016
  5211. The end.
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