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Yes Man (2008)

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  3. No.
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  7. No means no.
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  11. <i>Bonjour.</i>
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  15. <i>Carl, I know it's you.</i>
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  19. Oh. Hey, man.
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  23. I was just about to call you.
  24. That's so weird.
  25.  
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  28. Had your number dialed,
  29. was about to press "send. "
  30.  
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  33. Did you block your number?
  34.  
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  37. <i>Yeah, I did. You never answer
  38. when I don't.</i>
  39.  
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  41. 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:10,340
  42. <i>So, what are you doing?</i>
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  45. 00:01:10,519 --> 00:01:12,783
  46. Oh, just hanging out in my apartment.
  47.  
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  50. <i>- You did get my text, right?
  51. - What? Text? What?</i>
  52.  
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  54. 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:17,023
  55. <i>We're all going out tonight.</i>
  56.  
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  58. 00:01:17,192 --> 00:01:19,786
  59. Man, that sounds great.
  60. I wish I could join you.
  61.  
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  64. I'm just so jammed up.
  65.  
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  68. I'm totally off the grid,
  69. you know?
  70.  
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  72. 00:01:23,198 --> 00:01:24,460
  73. <i>No, I don't at all.</i>
  74.  
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  77. I got a bunch of stuff going on.
  78. There's this thing I gotta do.
  79.  
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  82. Any other night would've been great.
  83. Darn it to heck.
  84.  
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  87. <i>Thing? What thing?</i>
  88.  
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  91. Thing, you know, just a thing.
  92.  
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  95. If I had my thing in front of me,
  96. I could tell you what it is...
  97.  
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  99. 00:01:37,045 --> 00:01:39,275
  100. <i>...but I know there's a thing.
  101. - A thing.</i>
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  105. <i>I don't think there's anything
  106. written down in your fake calendar.</i>
  107.  
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  110. No, it says specific things.
  111.  
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  114. <i>Specific things.
  115. Like "get in line at the video store"?</i>
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  119. What? What are you talking about?
  120.  
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  123. I'm not at the video store.
  124. I'm in my apartment.
  125.  
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  128. <i>I can see you, Carl.
  129. I'm outside the video store.</i>
  130.  
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  133. <i>- That's not me.
  134. - It's not?</i>
  135.  
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  138. Oh, I know what's happening.
  139. There is this guy who looks just like me...
  140.  
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  143. ...who goes to a lot of
  144. the same stores I do.
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  148. That's probably who you're seeing.
  149.  
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  152. Wow, that's amazing...
  153.  
  154. 35
  155. 00:02:09,377 --> 00:02:12,312
  156. ...because his mouth is moving
  157. in sync with what you're saying.
  158.  
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  160. 00:02:14,015 --> 00:02:16,006
  161. <i>Carl, I know you're not saying anything.</i>
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  165. Carl, get outside.
  166. I know you're not talking.
  167.  
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  170. - What? All right.
  171. - Carl.
  172.  
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  175. - Look who's here.
  176. - Hey. You.
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  180. Hi.
  181.  
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  183. 00:02:30,999 --> 00:02:33,194
  184. - I don't believe it.
  185. - Rooney.
  186.  
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  189. Carl Allen.
  190. Never thought I'd see the day, my man.
  191.  
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  194. - Hey.
  195. - Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy.
  196.  
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  199. No, I just got a lot of stuff going on...
  200.  
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  203. ...some things I gotta do, issues pending,
  204. keep me pretty busy.
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  208. Yeah? Oh, I hear you, player.
  209.  
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  212. So we are really excited
  213. for you to be here, Carl...
  214.  
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  217. ...because we have an announcement
  218. to make.
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  222. Honey, show him.
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  226. There it is. Deal with it.
  227.  
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  230. We're engaged.
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  234. - Oh, my God. Come on.
  235. - Right?
  236.  
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  239. - Big step, huh?
  240. - Yeah, it's a big step. It's a huge one.
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  244. Man. Moving fast. That's okay.
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  248. What has it been, six months?
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  252. - No.
  253. - Two years.
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  257. Oh, yeah. That's about right, then.
  258.  
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  261. So anyway, we're gonna have
  262. an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
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  266. Oh, you bastard.
  267. Always knows how to get me.
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  271. Nice. Carl, does that work for you?
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  275. - Yeah, we'll figure it out.
  276. - What's there to figure out?
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  280. Oh, God, look who's here.
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  284. I'm not falling for that, Carl.
  285. What's to figure out?
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  289. - Open bar. What's the problem?
  290. - I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar.
  291.  
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  294. - The Stephanie?
  295. - Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar.
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  299. Oh, God, that is Stephanie.
  300.  
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  303. - Looks like she's with someone there too.
  304. - They seem to be thriving. Good for her.
  305.  
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  308. They're touching each other's genitals.
  309. Isn't that amazing?
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  313. I'm so glad I came out. Love it.
  314. Okay, you know what? I gotta go.
  315.  
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  318. - No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay.
  319. - What?
  320.  
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  323. It's been years.
  324. You leave every time she comes.
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  328. Totally unrelated. It has nothing
  329. to do with Stephanie.
  330.  
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  333. Carl. Peter.
  334.  
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  337. - Rooney.
  338. - Stephanie, guys.
  339.  
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  342. Hey.
  343.  
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  346. - My boyfriend, Ted.
  347. - Hey.
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  351. <i>- I don't believe we...
  352. - No, I don't believe we have.</i>
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  356. - You're leaving?
  357. - Yeah, unfortunately.
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  361. Terrible timing too,
  362. because you just got here.
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  366. You just got here, too, Carl.
  367.  
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  370. Yeah, but he's got a thing.
  371.  
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  374. Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing,
  375. and there's no time.
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  379. There's a time crunch,
  380. and time is of the essence.
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  384. Anyway, I am gone-orrhea.
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  388. Wow. That didn't sound quite right.
  389. Oh, well.
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  393. Whoa!
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  397. See you, guys.
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  401. - Oh! Hi, Tillie.
  402. - Morning, Carl.
  403.  
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  406. Would you like to come over
  407. for a little breakfast?
  408.  
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  411. Gee, that sounds great, but I can't.
  412.  
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  415. - Some cereal, a little yogurt?
  416. - Yeah, no.
  417.  
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  420. How about some toast, huh?
  421.  
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  424. You know, I have to go to work,
  425. but thanks.
  426.  
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  429. Good show tonight.
  430. Come check us out.
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  434. Your loss. Hey, man,
  435. wanna rock out tonight?
  436.  
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  438. 00:05:30,945 --> 00:05:33,505
  439. - Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no?
  440. - Yep.
  441.  
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  443. 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:37,014
  444. - Yes?
  445. - No, I meant yes to your no.
  446.  
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  449. Yeah, bye.
  450.  
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  453. Persianwifefinder. com.
  454. No, thank you.
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  458. Costume party. Yeah, no.
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  462. Oh, boy.
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  466. Here we go.
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  470. - Carl Allen has reported for duty.
  471. - I'm not a soldier, Norman.
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  475. You're a soldier on the front line
  476. of finance.
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  480. Norman. Line one.
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  484. Did you wanna get that?
  485. In the privacy of your office?
  486.  
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  489. - I'll just get it here.
  490. - Yeah, or that.
  491.  
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  494. You're with Norman.
  495.  
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  498. Uh-huh. Are you sure? Because...
  499. Okay. Yep. Whatever you say.
  500.  
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  503. Okay.
  504.  
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  506. 00:06:24,365 --> 00:06:26,458
  507. Remember that promotion
  508. we were talking about?
  509.  
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  512. - Yeah.
  513. - It's not gonna happen.
  514.  
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  517. Tried to fight for you on the phone there.
  518.  
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  521. It was between you and Demko,
  522. and they went with Demko.
  523.  
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  526. I don't care.
  527. I didn't really want the job badly.
  528.  
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  531. I just figured after five years,
  532. I'd be the logical choice, but whatever.
  533.  
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  536. Look at it this way:
  537. At least you didn't get shit-canned.
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  541. - Do you know what that means?
  542. - Fired?
  543.  
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  546. How did you know what that meant?
  547. Have you heard me say that before?
  548.  
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  550. 00:06:49,824 --> 00:06:51,724
  551. No, it's a pretty common expression.
  552.  
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  555. - In my circles. I made it up.
  556. - Well, it's catching on.
  557.  
  558. 122
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  560. This'll cheer you up.
  561. I'm having a little get-together at my place.
  562.  
  563. 123
  564. 00:07:00,034 --> 00:07:03,970
  565. - It's a funny hat and-or wig party.
  566. - Oh, man.
  567.  
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  570. Sucks I'm gonna be out of town.
  571.  
  572. 125
  573. 00:07:07,141 --> 00:07:09,132
  574. - You don't know what day it is.
  575. - When is it?
  576.  
  577. 126
  578. 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:10,470
  579. - Friday.
  580. - I'm out of town.
  581.  
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  584. You spoke at the same time
  585. I did just then.
  586.  
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  588. 00:07:13,181 --> 00:07:15,809
  589. Like you were committed
  590. to saying what you were saying...
  591.  
  592. 129
  593. 00:07:15,984 --> 00:07:19,044
  594. ...regardless of what I was gonna say.
  595. - Hm.
  596.  
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  599. I admit, business has been slow.
  600.  
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  603. There's a lot less demand
  604. for a small Rollerblade shop...
  605.  
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  607. 00:07:25,527 --> 00:07:27,586
  608. ...what with Big 5
  609. and Sport Chalet...
  610.  
  611. 133
  612. 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:31,196
  613. ...but my designs are gonna
  614. revolutionize the roller industry.
  615.  
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  618. I know that, Marv,
  619. but you have no equity.
  620.  
  621. 135
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  623. - None.
  624. - And your credit...
  625.  
  626. 136
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  628. Bad, but I don't wanna
  629. sound desperate.
  630.  
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  633. - Yeah.
  634. - I have no other options left.
  635.  
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  638. Carl. Hey. Long time no see.
  639.  
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  642. Nick Lane? Hey.
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  646. - You don't still work at the bank, do you?
  647. - Yeah.
  648.  
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  651. Kind of why I'm sitting outside here,
  652. eating my lunch, wearing the nametag.
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  656. You must be running this place by now.
  657.  
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  660. I could have. Had a couple offers.
  661. Didn't wanna get tied down.
  662.  
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  665. - How's Stephanie?
  666. - Good.
  667.  
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  670. God.
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  674. She's good. What have you been doing?
  675.  
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  678. I've been all over the map, man.
  679. I've lived.
  680.  
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  683. I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.
  684. I ate bat in Laos.
  685.  
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  688. I shot a cow with a bazooka.
  689.  
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  692. I'm not proud of that last one,
  693. but I did it, man.
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  697. - Sounds wild.
  698. - Wanna know my secret?
  699.  
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  702. I'm a yes man.
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  706. The word "yes"
  707. has changed my life. Here.
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  711. No, thanks. I'm fine.
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  715. "Fine?" I wipe my ass with "fine. "
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  719. Wow. Okay.
  720.  
  721. 157
  722. 00:08:45,506 --> 00:08:50,000
  723. - You don't wanna work here, Carl.
  724. - Yeah, I do.
  725.  
  726. 158
  727. 00:08:50,311 --> 00:08:52,006
  728. No, you don't.
  729.  
  730. 159
  731. 00:08:53,381 --> 00:08:54,871
  732. Why don't you take this rock...
  733.  
  734. 160
  735. 00:08:55,049 --> 00:08:58,177
  736. ...throw it at that bank
  737. and shatter the window?
  738.  
  739. 161
  740. 00:08:58,353 --> 00:09:01,345
  741. - No, thanks.
  742. - Then ask me if I want to.
  743.  
  744. 162
  745. 00:09:01,522 --> 00:09:04,116
  746. - Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank?
  747. - Yes.
  748.  
  749. 163
  750. 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:07,257
  751. Oh, my God.
  752.  
  753. 164
  754. 00:09:07,428 --> 00:09:09,623
  755. - What are you, nuts?
  756. - Go to the seminar, Carl.
  757.  
  758. 165
  759. 00:09:10,098 --> 00:09:11,122
  760. <i>Stay right there.</i>
  761.  
  762. 166
  763. 00:09:11,299 --> 00:09:13,130
  764. - He's gonna break.
  765. - Stop.
  766.  
  767. 167
  768. 00:09:17,505 --> 00:09:21,635
  769. Carl, live your life!
  770. You won't regret it.
  771.  
  772. 168
  773. 00:09:21,809 --> 00:09:24,676
  774. - Whoo!
  775. - Hey, stop. Stop!
  776.  
  777. 169
  778. 00:09:34,689 --> 00:09:36,987
  779. - I know you wanna see my band.
  780. - No.
  781.  
  782. 170
  783. 00:09:37,592 --> 00:09:38,616
  784. Sorry.
  785.  
  786. 171
  787. 00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:42,290
  788. <i>- Hello?
  789. - Stephanie?</i>
  790.  
  791. 172
  792. 00:09:42,463 --> 00:09:44,795
  793. <i>- Carl.
  794. - Yeah, it's me.</i>
  795.  
  796. 173
  797. 00:09:44,966 --> 00:09:49,096
  798. Just felt like calling you.
  799. I was missing you, I guess. Weird, huh?
  800.  
  801. 174
  802. 00:09:49,537 --> 00:09:51,027
  803. Yes, Carl. I have to go.
  804.  
  805. 175
  806. 00:09:51,205 --> 00:09:54,402
  807. - Ted and I are taking a little boat ride.
  808. - Oh, that's great.
  809.  
  810. 176
  811. 00:09:54,575 --> 00:09:56,600
  812. Good for you. Good for you.
  813.  
  814. 177
  815. 00:10:08,056 --> 00:10:11,514
  816. Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
  817.  
  818. 178
  819. 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:21,628
  820. Oh, come on. You're halfway through,
  821. just snap it off already.
  822.  
  823. 179
  824. 00:10:29,377 --> 00:10:33,313
  825. - Pete? Hey. Where you been?
  826. - You not been getting my calls?
  827.  
  828. 180
  829. 00:10:33,481 --> 00:10:37,850
  830. What? God, no.
  831. Oh, I totally lost my phone.
  832.  
  833. 181
  834. 00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:39,384
  835. You're so full of shit.
  836.  
  837. 182
  838. 00:10:40,788 --> 00:10:44,189
  839. - Here it is.
  840. - Yeah. There it is.
  841.  
  842. 183
  843. 00:10:44,358 --> 00:10:47,156
  844. You know what, buddy?
  845. You missed my engagement party tonight.
  846.  
  847. 184
  848. 00:10:47,528 --> 00:10:50,895
  849. Oh, no. Oh, shoot, you're kidding.
  850. That was tonight?
  851.  
  852. 185
  853. 00:10:51,065 --> 00:10:54,296
  854. - Mm-hm.
  855. - I'm so sorry, man. I totally gapped it.
  856.  
  857. 186
  858. 00:10:54,469 --> 00:10:57,029
  859. Listen, I'll make it up to you.
  860. I promise. I swear.
  861.  
  862. 187
  863. 00:10:57,205 --> 00:11:00,072
  864. You pick the day. Any day you want,
  865. we'll go out, swashbuckle.
  866.  
  867. 188
  868. 00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:02,607
  869. - What does that even mean?
  870. - I don't know.
  871.  
  872. 189
  873. 00:11:02,777 --> 00:11:06,804
  874. This wasn't drinks at a bar, Carl.
  875. This was my engagement party.
  876.  
  877. 190
  878. 00:11:06,981 --> 00:11:09,973
  879. - You only get married once.
  880. - I certainly wouldn't do it again.
  881.  
  882. 191
  883. 00:11:10,151 --> 00:11:12,551
  884. I know, Carl.
  885. I know that Stephanie left you.
  886.  
  887. 192
  888. 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,884
  889. And I know that you have issues because
  890. of it, but this isn't about you. It's about me.
  891.  
  892. 193
  893. 00:11:17,525 --> 00:11:20,585
  894. When's the last time you did anything fun?
  895. You always make excuses.
  896.  
  897. 194
  898. 00:11:20,762 --> 00:11:23,196
  899. "I don't wanna commit.
  900. I don't wanna be tied down. "
  901.  
  902. 195
  903. 00:11:23,364 --> 00:11:25,559
  904. I mean, do you even know
  905. my fiancee's last name?
  906.  
  907. 196
  908. 00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:28,702
  909. Yeah. Fisher. Fishman.
  910.  
  911. 197
  912. 00:11:28,870 --> 00:11:33,102
  913. - Wait. Fishwall?
  914. - Fishwall?
  915.  
  916. 198
  917. 00:11:33,274 --> 00:11:36,505
  918. - You think her name's Lucy Fishwall?
  919. - No? That's wrong?
  920.  
  921. 199
  922. 00:11:36,677 --> 00:11:38,167
  923. - It's Burns.
  924. - Burns?
  925.  
  926. 200
  927. 00:11:38,513 --> 00:11:40,708
  928. It's Lucy Burns, Carl.
  929.  
  930. 201
  931. 00:11:40,882 --> 00:11:43,578
  932. And guess what?
  933. She doesn't like my best friend.
  934.  
  935. 202
  936. 00:11:44,118 --> 00:11:47,246
  937. I keep trying to think of reasons
  938. why she should, but you know what?
  939.  
  940. 203
  941. 00:11:47,421 --> 00:11:49,286
  942. - I can't think of any.
  943. - Pete, I...
  944.  
  945. 204
  946. 00:11:49,457 --> 00:11:52,551
  947. I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl.
  948. You do whatever you want.
  949.  
  950. 205
  951. 00:11:52,727 --> 00:11:56,060
  952. I'm telling you, you don't change your life,
  953. you're gonna end up lonely.
  954.  
  955. 206
  956. 00:11:56,230 --> 00:12:01,600
  957. A lonely guy, Carl. Lonely guy.
  958.  
  959. 207
  960. 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,135
  961. Hey, Carl.
  962.  
  963. 208
  964. 00:12:11,946 --> 00:12:13,914
  965. Hey, Rooney, come here for a second.
  966.  
  967. 209
  968. 00:12:16,851 --> 00:12:21,254
  969. Carl look a little odd to you? Is it me,
  970. or does it look like he's kind of dead?
  971.  
  972. 210
  973. 00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:24,985
  974. Nope. No more than usual.
  975.  
  976. 211
  977. 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:28,959
  978. I don't know. I'm kind of leaning towards
  979. thinking he might actually be dead.
  980.  
  981. 212
  982. 00:12:31,232 --> 00:12:34,668
  983. I guess I never saw him a lot,
  984. so it's hard for me to tell the difference.
  985.  
  986. 213
  987. 00:12:34,869 --> 00:12:36,598
  988. Yeah, that's true.
  989.  
  990. 214
  991. 00:12:37,271 --> 00:12:38,932
  992. He never did much.
  993.  
  994. 215
  995. 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,437
  996. - Wasn't a good friend.
  997. - Nope.
  998.  
  999. 216
  1000. 00:12:41,175 --> 00:12:43,075
  1001. Wasn't a good anything.
  1002.  
  1003. 217
  1004. 00:12:43,244 --> 00:12:47,237
  1005. - Are there more beers in the fridge?
  1006. - Sorry, last one.
  1007.  
  1008. 218
  1009. 00:12:47,915 --> 00:12:49,246
  1010. Now, that's upsetting.
  1011.  
  1012. 219
  1013. 00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:57,056
  1014. What was that?
  1015.  
  1016. 220
  1017. 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:44,035
  1018. <i>Welcome to yes.
  1019. We are about to begin.</i>
  1020.  
  1021. 221
  1022. 00:13:44,305 --> 00:13:46,899
  1023. <i>Please, find a seat.</i>
  1024.  
  1025. 222
  1026. 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:50,401
  1027. Carl? Hey, Carl! Psst!
  1028.  
  1029. 223
  1030. 00:13:50,578 --> 00:13:52,102
  1031. Carl, man, hey.
  1032.  
  1033. 224
  1034. 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,373
  1035. - Carl.
  1036. - Hey, Nick.
  1037.  
  1038. 225
  1039. 00:13:54,882 --> 00:13:56,747
  1040. - You made it, man.
  1041. - Did you wanna...
  1042.  
  1043. 226
  1044. 00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:59,079
  1045. Sure, let me sit down.
  1046. I knew you'd come.
  1047.  
  1048. 227
  1049. 00:13:59,253 --> 00:14:03,087
  1050. I saw it in your eyes, man.
  1051. You're gonna love this. Terrence is a genius.
  1052.  
  1053. 228
  1054. 00:14:03,257 --> 00:14:07,284
  1055. He's gonna blow your mind all over
  1056. the room. He's like a mind grenade.
  1057.  
  1058. 229
  1059. 00:14:07,461 --> 00:14:09,929
  1060. - I'm not sure I want that.
  1061. - Yeah, but you need it.
  1062.  
  1063. 230
  1064. 00:14:10,097 --> 00:14:11,291
  1065. That's why you're here.
  1066.  
  1067. 231
  1068. 00:14:11,465 --> 00:14:15,333
  1069. You have got to start saying yes, my man,
  1070. and I mean to everything.
  1071.  
  1072. 232
  1073. 00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:17,331
  1074. It's starting.
  1075.  
  1076. 233
  1077. 00:14:18,339 --> 00:14:19,863
  1078. <i>Life.</i>
  1079.  
  1080. 234
  1081. 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:23,768
  1082. <i>We are all living it. Or are we?</i>
  1083.  
  1084. 235
  1085. 00:14:23,945 --> 00:14:25,310
  1086. Ooh, heavy.
  1087.  
  1088. 236
  1089. 00:14:25,479 --> 00:14:31,884
  1090. <i>Change is generated from consciousness,
  1091. but where is consciousness generated from?</i>
  1092.  
  1093. 237
  1094. 00:14:32,053 --> 00:14:34,180
  1095. <i>From the external.</i>
  1096.  
  1097. 238
  1098. 00:14:34,355 --> 00:14:38,416
  1099. <i>And how do we control the external?
  1100. With one word.</i>
  1101.  
  1102. 239
  1103. 00:14:39,193 --> 00:14:40,524
  1104. <i>And what is that word?</i>
  1105.  
  1106. 240
  1107. 00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:43,088
  1108. - Yes!
  1109. - Jeez.
  1110.  
  1111. 241
  1112. 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,259
  1113. Yes.
  1114.  
  1115. 242
  1116. 00:14:47,902 --> 00:14:48,926
  1117. Yes.
  1118.  
  1119. 243
  1120. 00:14:50,771 --> 00:14:53,638
  1121. - Yes, yes, yes!
  1122. - Yes. Yes!
  1123.  
  1124. 244
  1125. 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,241
  1126. - Yes!
  1127. - Whoo!
  1128.  
  1129. 245
  1130. 00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:03,747
  1131. The word is "yes. "
  1132.  
  1133. 246
  1134. 00:15:04,452 --> 00:15:07,785
  1135. Yes, yes, yes.
  1136.  
  1137. 247
  1138. 00:15:08,022 --> 00:15:10,217
  1139. - Say it a million times.
  1140. - Yes.
  1141.  
  1142. 248
  1143. 00:15:10,424 --> 00:15:12,085
  1144. Say it a million more times.
  1145.  
  1146. 249
  1147. 00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:15,558
  1148. And the word you will have said
  1149. 2 million times is:
  1150.  
  1151. 250
  1152. 00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,857
  1153. Yes!
  1154.  
  1155. 251
  1156. 00:15:24,839 --> 00:15:25,897
  1157. Yes.
  1158.  
  1159. 252
  1160. 00:15:26,173 --> 00:15:31,076
  1161. I want you to invite yes into your lives...
  1162.  
  1163. 253
  1164. 00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:36,080
  1165. ...because it will RSVP "yes. "
  1166.  
  1167. 254
  1168. 00:15:37,118 --> 00:15:42,146
  1169. When you say yes to things,
  1170. you embrace the possible.
  1171.  
  1172. 255
  1173. 00:15:42,323 --> 00:15:48,751
  1174. You gobble up all of life's energies,
  1175. and you excrete the waste.
  1176.  
  1177. 256
  1178. 00:15:49,797 --> 00:15:55,702
  1179. Before we begin today,
  1180. I'd like to welcome our new members.
  1181.  
  1182. 257
  1183. 00:15:58,105 --> 00:16:03,042
  1184. - Who among you is new?
  1185. - He is. This guy right here. He's new.
  1186.  
  1187. 258
  1188. 00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:05,337
  1189. - Over here.
  1190. - Please don't. Jesus.
  1191.  
  1192. 259
  1193. 00:16:05,513 --> 00:16:11,782
  1194. - Come on up, future yes man.
  1195. - That's okay, I'm just auditing.
  1196.  
  1197. 260
  1198. 00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:19,351
  1199. You can't audit life, my friend.
  1200. Now get on up here.
  1201.  
  1202. 261
  1203. 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:25,159
  1204. - No, thanks. I'm cool.
  1205. - I'm sorry? What was that you said?
  1206.  
  1207. 262
  1208. 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:31,000
  1209. - I said, I'm cool.
  1210. - Before that.
  1211.  
  1212. 263
  1213. 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,567
  1214. Thank you.
  1215.  
  1216. 264
  1217. 00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:36,801
  1218. Back up just a little bit more.
  1219.  
  1220. 265
  1221. 00:16:36,977 --> 00:16:39,741
  1222. <i>- No.
  1223. - No man. No man.</i>
  1224.  
  1225. 266
  1226. 00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:41,973
  1227. <i>No man. No man. No man.</i>
  1228.  
  1229. 267
  1230. 00:16:42,149 --> 00:16:43,343
  1231. <i>No man. No man.</i>
  1232.  
  1233. 268
  1234. 00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:44,916
  1235. Okay.
  1236.  
  1237. 269
  1238. 00:16:46,654 --> 00:16:49,589
  1239. If the molehill won't come to Terrence...
  1240.  
  1241. 270
  1242. 00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:53,982
  1243. ...Terrence will come to the molehill.
  1244.  
  1245. 271
  1246. 00:17:02,136 --> 00:17:03,194
  1247. What's your name?
  1248.  
  1249. 272
  1250. 00:17:05,005 --> 00:17:06,438
  1251. Carl.
  1252.  
  1253. 273
  1254. 00:17:06,874 --> 00:17:08,239
  1255. Let me guess, Carl.
  1256.  
  1257. 274
  1258. 00:17:08,409 --> 00:17:11,071
  1259. Someone talked you
  1260. into coming here today, didn't they?
  1261.  
  1262. 275
  1263. 00:17:12,179 --> 00:17:14,670
  1264. - Yes.
  1265. - Yes!
  1266.  
  1267. 276
  1268. 00:17:14,849 --> 00:17:18,580
  1269. And you're not sure about this, are you?
  1270.  
  1271. 277
  1272. 00:17:19,186 --> 00:17:20,210
  1273. No.
  1274.  
  1275. 278
  1276. 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:24,448
  1277. <i>No man. No man.
  1278. No man. No man.</i>
  1279.  
  1280. 279
  1281. 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,252
  1282. You're dead, Carl.
  1283.  
  1284. 280
  1285. 00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:30,360
  1286. You say no to life,
  1287. and therefore you're not living.
  1288.  
  1289. 281
  1290. 00:17:30,798 --> 00:17:33,528
  1291. You make up excuses
  1292. to the people around you...
  1293.  
  1294. 282
  1295. 00:17:33,701 --> 00:17:35,066
  1296. ...and to yourself.
  1297.  
  1298. 283
  1299. 00:17:35,569 --> 00:17:39,130
  1300. You're stuck in the same dead-end job.
  1301. You have been for years.
  1302.  
  1303. 284
  1304. 00:17:39,306 --> 00:17:43,538
  1305. You don't have a girlfriend. You don't
  1306. have anything close to a girlfriend.
  1307.  
  1308. 285
  1309. 00:17:43,711 --> 00:17:45,576
  1310. And you lost the love of your life...
  1311.  
  1312. 286
  1313. 00:17:45,746 --> 00:17:48,738
  1314. ...because she couldn't be with someone
  1315. who didn't live theirs.
  1316.  
  1317. 287
  1318. 00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:56,552
  1319. And on most nights you're so bored
  1320. and filled with ennui...
  1321.  
  1322. 288
  1323. 00:17:56,724 --> 00:18:00,888
  1324. ...you can't even summon the enthusiasm
  1325. necessary to masturbate.
  1326.  
  1327. 289
  1328. 00:18:01,929 --> 00:18:04,022
  1329. Am I right, Carl?
  1330.  
  1331. 290
  1332. 00:18:08,335 --> 00:18:11,896
  1333. I have had some trouble.
  1334.  
  1335. 291
  1336. 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,937
  1337. - We're gonna make a covenant, Carl.
  1338. - Yes.
  1339.  
  1340. 292
  1341. 00:18:22,116 --> 00:18:25,574
  1342. <i>- Do you want to make a covenant?
  1343. - Ugh...</i>
  1344.  
  1345. 293
  1346. 00:18:27,021 --> 00:18:28,545
  1347. The word is "yes," Carl.
  1348.  
  1349. 294
  1350. 00:18:28,722 --> 00:18:29,950
  1351. - Yes!
  1352. - Yes.
  1353.  
  1354. 295
  1355. 00:18:30,124 --> 00:18:31,148
  1356. - Yes!
  1357. - Yes.
  1358.  
  1359. 296
  1360. 00:18:31,325 --> 00:18:32,815
  1361. Yes!
  1362.  
  1363. 297
  1364. 00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:35,854
  1365. Once you leave this building...
  1366.  
  1367. 298
  1368. 00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:40,022
  1369. ...every time an opportunity
  1370. presents itself...
  1371.  
  1372. 299
  1373. 00:18:40,768 --> 00:18:42,998
  1374. ...no matter what it is...
  1375.  
  1376. 300
  1377. 00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:45,229
  1378. ...you will say yes.
  1379.  
  1380. 301
  1381. 00:18:45,406 --> 00:18:46,498
  1382. - Yes.
  1383. - Yes!
  1384.  
  1385. 302
  1386. 00:18:46,674 --> 00:18:47,971
  1387. - Yes.
  1388. - Yes!
  1389.  
  1390. 303
  1391. 00:18:48,142 --> 00:18:50,235
  1392. - Yes.
  1393. - Yes.
  1394.  
  1395. 304
  1396. 00:18:51,679 --> 00:18:53,442
  1397. What if I...
  1398.  
  1399. 305
  1400. 00:18:54,682 --> 00:18:56,343
  1401. say
  1402.  
  1403. 306
  1404. 00:18:56,784 --> 00:18:58,308
  1405. ...the other word?
  1406.  
  1407. 307
  1408. 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:02,054
  1409. You'll be making a promise to yourself.
  1410.  
  1411. 308
  1412. 00:19:02,223 --> 00:19:06,250
  1413. And when you break a promise
  1414. to yourself...
  1415.  
  1416. 309
  1417. 00:19:06,427 --> 00:19:09,726
  1418. ...things can get a little dicey.
  1419.  
  1420. 310
  1421. 00:19:09,897 --> 00:19:12,457
  1422. What do you say, Carl?
  1423.  
  1424. 311
  1425. 00:19:12,866 --> 00:19:16,097
  1426. Are you ready to make a covenant?
  1427.  
  1428. 312
  1429. 00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:18,031
  1430. - Come on, Carl.
  1431. - Yes.
  1432.  
  1433. 313
  1434. 00:19:18,205 --> 00:19:19,502
  1435. - Yes.
  1436. - Yes.
  1437.  
  1438. 314
  1439. 00:19:19,673 --> 00:19:21,800
  1440. - Yes.
  1441. - Again.
  1442.  
  1443. 315
  1444. 00:19:21,976 --> 00:19:23,409
  1445. - Yes.
  1446. - Yes.
  1447.  
  1448. 316
  1449. 00:19:23,577 --> 00:19:25,408
  1450. - Say it again.
  1451. - Yes!
  1452.  
  1453. 317
  1454. 00:19:27,348 --> 00:19:31,182
  1455. - Make me believe it.
  1456. - Yes, yes, yes.
  1457.  
  1458. 318
  1459. 00:19:34,989 --> 00:19:36,047
  1460. Yes!
  1461.  
  1462. 319
  1463. 00:20:04,752 --> 00:20:05,776
  1464. Hey, there he is.
  1465.  
  1466. 320
  1467. 00:20:05,953 --> 00:20:07,716
  1468. - That was really wonderful.
  1469. - Thank you.
  1470.  
  1471. 321
  1472. 00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:09,253
  1473. Pretty powerful stuff, huh?
  1474.  
  1475. 322
  1476. 00:20:09,423 --> 00:20:11,721
  1477. - Hey. Good to have you with us.
  1478. - Yes.
  1479.  
  1480. 323
  1481. 00:20:11,892 --> 00:20:15,350
  1482. - So are you gonna do it?
  1483. - I don't know. Maybe.
  1484.  
  1485. 324
  1486. 00:20:15,529 --> 00:20:19,727
  1487. That's weird. I didn't realize
  1488. we just stepped out of a "maybe" seminar.
  1489.  
  1490. 325
  1491. 00:20:21,902 --> 00:20:25,099
  1492. Hey, man. That's a nice car.
  1493.  
  1494. 326
  1495. 00:20:25,906 --> 00:20:28,636
  1496. Could you drive me to Elysian Park?
  1497.  
  1498. 327
  1499. 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,373
  1500. <i>Oh. Ugh...</i>
  1501.  
  1502. 328
  1503. 00:20:31,545 --> 00:20:32,910
  1504. Yes!
  1505.  
  1506. 329
  1507. 00:20:33,781 --> 00:20:37,342
  1508. Sure he can. Right, Carl?
  1509.  
  1510. 330
  1511. 00:20:40,487 --> 00:20:41,920
  1512. Yeah, why not?
  1513.  
  1514. 331
  1515. 00:20:42,823 --> 00:20:46,452
  1516. Yes. You won't regret this, Carl.
  1517.  
  1518. 332
  1519. 00:20:51,899 --> 00:20:56,495
  1520. - Can I use your phone?
  1521. - Go, man, go.
  1522.  
  1523. 333
  1524. 00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:28,995
  1525. Keep going or this'll do,
  1526. because it doesn't really matter?
  1527.  
  1528. 334
  1529. 00:21:29,169 --> 00:21:31,364
  1530. Yeah, hold on a sec,
  1531. I can't hear myself think.
  1532.  
  1533. 335
  1534. 00:21:31,538 --> 00:21:35,133
  1535. It's just a little further, man.
  1536. Just right up the hill there.
  1537.  
  1538. 336
  1539. 00:21:35,309 --> 00:21:37,038
  1540. Go ahead.
  1541.  
  1542. 337
  1543. 00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:39,869
  1544. And what did you say?
  1545.  
  1546. 338
  1547. 00:21:41,315 --> 00:21:46,446
  1548. Oh, I'm just right
  1549. over here. Okay. Yeah.
  1550.  
  1551. 339
  1552. 00:21:47,054 --> 00:21:48,282
  1553. What? Hello? Hello?
  1554.  
  1555. 340
  1556. 00:21:49,690 --> 00:21:52,158
  1557. Oh, shit, man. Your battery's dead.
  1558.  
  1559. 341
  1560. 00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:53,987
  1561. Oh, great.
  1562.  
  1563. 342
  1564. 00:21:55,229 --> 00:21:59,188
  1565. <i>- Thanks.
  1566. - Well, gracias, amigo.</i>
  1567.  
  1568. 343
  1569. 00:21:59,366 --> 00:22:02,824
  1570. I mean, it's real nice of you
  1571. to give me a ride. Most people just say no.
  1572.  
  1573. 344
  1574. 00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:06,669
  1575. Course, I have been having a lot of luck
  1576. lately outside of that hotel.
  1577.  
  1578. 345
  1579. 00:22:07,141 --> 00:22:09,507
  1580. No problem. Have a good night.
  1581.  
  1582. 346
  1583. 00:22:10,377 --> 00:22:12,311
  1584. Can I borrow a couple bucks?
  1585.  
  1586. 347
  1587. 00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:15,705
  1588. Okay.
  1589.  
  1590. 348
  1591. 00:22:16,884 --> 00:22:18,909
  1592. I've come this far.
  1593.  
  1594. 349
  1595. 00:22:20,854 --> 00:22:22,515
  1596. Yes, you can.
  1597.  
  1598. 350
  1599. 00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:25,419
  1600. You got a whole lot there.
  1601. Can I have it all?
  1602.  
  1603. 351
  1604. 00:22:31,165 --> 00:22:34,566
  1605. Sure. It's all yours.
  1606.  
  1607. 352
  1608. 00:22:37,538 --> 00:22:39,938
  1609. God bless you, man.
  1610.  
  1611. 353
  1612. 00:23:01,328 --> 00:23:02,795
  1613. Oh, come on.
  1614.  
  1615. 354
  1616. 00:23:03,897 --> 00:23:05,762
  1617. Come on, come on.
  1618.  
  1619. 355
  1620. 00:23:10,204 --> 00:23:11,432
  1621. Perfect.
  1622.  
  1623. 356
  1624. 00:23:12,606 --> 00:23:15,973
  1625. Hey, Carl. Do you wanna give
  1626. all your money away to a homeless guy?
  1627.  
  1628. 357
  1629. 00:23:16,143 --> 00:23:17,633
  1630. Yes, yes, I do.
  1631.  
  1632. 358
  1633. 00:23:17,811 --> 00:23:19,335
  1634. Letting him
  1635. burn out your phone...
  1636.  
  1637. 359
  1638. 00:23:19,513 --> 00:23:21,777
  1639. ...so you can't call AAA
  1640. when you run out of gas?
  1641.  
  1642. 360
  1643. 00:23:21,949 --> 00:23:24,440
  1644. That sounds like a fucking great idea!
  1645.  
  1646. 361
  1647. 00:23:25,185 --> 00:23:27,449
  1648. Why don't you take a stroll
  1649. through the hills...
  1650.  
  1651. 362
  1652. 00:23:27,621 --> 00:23:30,988
  1653. ...and get killed by the Manson family?
  1654. Don't mind if I do.
  1655.  
  1656. 363
  1657. 00:23:48,308 --> 00:23:50,139
  1658. Come on, man.
  1659.  
  1660. 364
  1661. 00:23:52,646 --> 00:23:56,104
  1662. Yes. Since that's my only fucking option.
  1663.  
  1664. 365
  1665. 00:24:12,099 --> 00:24:16,092
  1666. Would you like to carry a 20-pound
  1667. container of gas up a giant hill to your car?
  1668.  
  1669. 366
  1670. 00:24:16,270 --> 00:24:19,364
  1671. Oh, could I? Could I really?
  1672.  
  1673. 367
  1674. 00:24:20,774 --> 00:24:22,264
  1675. That's a good look.
  1676.  
  1677. 368
  1678. 00:24:24,177 --> 00:24:27,704
  1679. - Hi. Did you just take my picture?
  1680. - Maybe.
  1681.  
  1682. 369
  1683. 00:24:28,849 --> 00:24:31,010
  1684. Did you just run out of gas?
  1685.  
  1686. 370
  1687. 00:24:31,485 --> 00:24:32,782
  1688. Maybe.
  1689.  
  1690. 371
  1691. 00:24:34,488 --> 00:24:38,447
  1692. That sucks.
  1693. That happened to me last week.
  1694.  
  1695. 372
  1696. 00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:40,456
  1697. When you were driving
  1698. out of your way...
  1699.  
  1700. 373
  1701. 00:24:40,627 --> 00:24:44,393
  1702. ...to drop off a homeless guy who wore out
  1703. your battery so you couldn't call AAA?
  1704.  
  1705. 374
  1706. 00:24:44,565 --> 00:24:47,363
  1707. No. I take it
  1708. that's what happened to you.
  1709.  
  1710. 375
  1711. 00:24:47,534 --> 00:24:49,934
  1712. No. Why would you assume that?
  1713.  
  1714. 376
  1715. 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:53,135
  1716. He used up your phone?
  1717.  
  1718. 377
  1719. 00:24:53,307 --> 00:24:57,243
  1720. Yeah. Apparently he was the most popular
  1721. homeless man on the planet.
  1722.  
  1723. 378
  1724. 00:24:57,411 --> 00:25:00,005
  1725. He was staying connected.
  1726. It was good to see.
  1727.  
  1728. 379
  1729. 00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:03,172
  1730. I'm just glad that I could
  1731. be a part of it, really.
  1732.  
  1733. 380
  1734. 00:25:03,350 --> 00:25:05,978
  1735. - That must feel good.
  1736. - Oh, truly, truly.
  1737.  
  1738. 381
  1739. 00:25:06,153 --> 00:25:08,644
  1740. Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise,
  1741. which is cool.
  1742.  
  1743. 382
  1744. 00:25:09,323 --> 00:25:11,018
  1745. Well, do you need a ride?
  1746.  
  1747. 383
  1748. 00:25:12,092 --> 00:25:13,650
  1749. On that thing?
  1750.  
  1751. 384
  1752. 00:25:24,371 --> 00:25:26,532
  1753. Am I going too fast for you?
  1754.  
  1755. 385
  1756. 00:25:26,707 --> 00:25:29,574
  1757. No. In fact, I think you should go faster.
  1758.  
  1759. 386
  1760. 00:25:29,743 --> 00:25:32,507
  1761. That way if we crash, at least I'll die.
  1762.  
  1763. 387
  1764. 00:25:32,679 --> 00:25:35,409
  1765. I just don't wanna
  1766. be kept alive artificially.
  1767.  
  1768. 388
  1769. 00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:49,592
  1770. - What are you doing?
  1771. - I'm taking a picture. Smile.
  1772.  
  1773. 389
  1774. 00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:55,527
  1775. - I can't see. I'm blind.
  1776. - Me too. Isn't it great? Whoo!
  1777.  
  1778. 390
  1779. 00:26:07,948 --> 00:26:12,009
  1780. Yeah, that's getting it good. Yep.
  1781.  
  1782. 391
  1783. 00:26:14,154 --> 00:26:16,486
  1784. - Well, thanks again for the ride.
  1785. - No problem.
  1786.  
  1787. 392
  1788. 00:26:16,657 --> 00:26:19,888
  1789. Hopefully the color will return
  1790. to your face sometime soon.
  1791.  
  1792. 393
  1793. 00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:23,052
  1794. - I'm more of a four-wheel kind of guy.
  1795. - Really?
  1796.  
  1797. 394
  1798. 00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:26,722
  1799. I never would've guessed that.
  1800. You seemed so at ease on two.
  1801.  
  1802. 395
  1803. 00:26:28,669 --> 00:26:32,469
  1804. - Can I have my helmet back now?
  1805. - I'm still wearing it, aren't I?
  1806.  
  1807. 396
  1808. 00:26:32,639 --> 00:26:33,799
  1809. Yeah.
  1810.  
  1811. 397
  1812. 00:26:35,308 --> 00:26:37,139
  1813. Thanks.
  1814.  
  1815. 398
  1816. 00:26:38,278 --> 00:26:39,438
  1817. So you okay?
  1818.  
  1819. 399
  1820. 00:26:39,613 --> 00:26:42,810
  1821. Yeah, I'm good, unless you wanna
  1822. stick around and make out.
  1823.  
  1824. 400
  1825. 00:26:42,983 --> 00:26:45,508
  1826. - What?
  1827. - What did you say?
  1828.  
  1829. 401
  1830. 00:26:49,189 --> 00:26:50,747
  1831. Hey, I...
  1832.  
  1833. 402
  1834. 00:26:56,063 --> 00:26:58,088
  1835. Have a good night.
  1836.  
  1837. 403
  1838. 00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:25,290
  1839. Yes.
  1840.  
  1841. 404
  1842. 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:36,168
  1843. "Yes always leads
  1844. to something good.
  1845.  
  1846. 405
  1847. 00:27:40,207 --> 00:27:42,402
  1848. Never avoid opportunities.
  1849.  
  1850. 406
  1851. 00:27:42,576 --> 00:27:44,669
  1852. They may come in any form. "
  1853.  
  1854. 407
  1855. 00:27:49,182 --> 00:27:52,413
  1856. <i>- Hello?
  1857. - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.</i>
  1858.  
  1859. 408
  1860. 00:27:52,586 --> 00:27:55,521
  1861. Well, and your boss, but more your buddy
  1862. than your boss, right?
  1863.  
  1864. 409
  1865. 00:27:55,689 --> 00:27:57,418
  1866. I guess.
  1867.  
  1868. 410
  1869. 00:27:58,692 --> 00:28:01,559
  1870. So look, we're kind of short
  1871. on Saturday staff.
  1872.  
  1873. 411
  1874. 00:28:01,728 --> 00:28:03,389
  1875. Is there any way you could come in?
  1876.  
  1877. 412
  1878. 00:28:04,397 --> 00:28:05,625
  1879. Sure.
  1880.  
  1881. 413
  1882. 00:28:05,799 --> 00:28:09,257
  1883. Nothing I like better than the inside
  1884. of a bank on a beautiful Saturday.
  1885.  
  1886. 414
  1887. 00:28:09,436 --> 00:28:13,668
  1888. Yeah. Yeah, there really is something
  1889. magical about this place.
  1890.  
  1891. 415
  1892. 00:28:17,811 --> 00:28:21,770
  1893. Would I like to increase the size
  1894. of my penis?
  1895.  
  1896. 416
  1897. 00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:24,008
  1898. Right.
  1899.  
  1900. 417
  1901. 00:28:24,584 --> 00:28:26,245
  1902. Like I need that.
  1903.  
  1904. 418
  1905. 00:28:30,624 --> 00:28:35,493
  1906. <i>- Persian wifefinder.
  1907. - Hi there. I am Faranoush.</i>
  1908.  
  1909. 419
  1910. 00:28:35,662 --> 00:28:38,153
  1911. <i>Would you be the man for me?</i>
  1912.  
  1913. 420
  1914. 00:28:38,598 --> 00:28:40,361
  1915. I guess so.
  1916.  
  1917. 421
  1918. 00:28:41,434 --> 00:28:44,733
  1919. Excuse me. I'd like to apply
  1920. for a small-business loan.
  1921.  
  1922. 422
  1923. 00:28:44,905 --> 00:28:46,202
  1924. And what's your business?
  1925.  
  1926. 423
  1927. 00:28:46,373 --> 00:28:49,604
  1928. I bake cakes in the shape
  1929. of different celebrities' faces.
  1930.  
  1931. 424
  1932. 00:28:50,010 --> 00:28:53,969
  1933. - Oh, wow, Mickey Rourke.
  1934. - No. It's Bono.
  1935.  
  1936. 425
  1937. 00:28:54,514 --> 00:28:57,039
  1938. Oh. Yeah, right.
  1939.  
  1940. 426
  1941. 00:28:57,217 --> 00:28:59,583
  1942. Let's hope it doesn't taste
  1943. like Mickey Rourke.
  1944.  
  1945. 427
  1946. 00:29:00,954 --> 00:29:02,285
  1947. So, what do you think?
  1948.  
  1949. 428
  1950. 00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:07,183
  1951. I think yes.
  1952.  
  1953. 429
  1954. 00:29:12,432 --> 00:29:13,990
  1955. Inta-maresting.
  1956.  
  1957. 430
  1958. 00:29:14,501 --> 00:29:15,934
  1959. Cakes, huh?
  1960.  
  1961. 431
  1962. 00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:20,198
  1963. Yeah. I just kind of went with my gut
  1964. on it, Norm.
  1965.  
  1966. 432
  1967. 00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:23,038
  1968. - You called me Norm.
  1969. - Yeah.
  1970.  
  1971. 433
  1972. 00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:26,737
  1973. - Could that, like, be my nickname?
  1974. - Yeah. I guess.
  1975.  
  1976. 434
  1977. 00:29:26,913 --> 00:29:31,748
  1978. Oh, nice. I like your style.
  1979. Car. That could be yours.
  1980.  
  1981. 435
  1982. 00:29:31,952 --> 00:29:33,817
  1983. Yeah. Carl's pretty short already, but...
  1984.  
  1985. 436
  1986. 00:29:33,987 --> 00:29:36,182
  1987. But it's the kind of dazzle
  1988. we need around here.
  1989.  
  1990. 437
  1991. 00:29:36,356 --> 00:29:38,221
  1992. - Yeah.
  1993. - And you know what I did?
  1994.  
  1995. 438
  1996. 00:29:38,391 --> 00:29:39,415
  1997. What?
  1998.  
  1999. 439
  2000. 00:29:39,593 --> 00:29:44,155
  2001. That Demko thing really chapped my ass.
  2002. I marched upstairs and I told the big guns:
  2003.  
  2004. 440
  2005. 00:29:44,331 --> 00:29:47,926
  2006. "Carl gets promoted in lieu of Demko,
  2007. or along with Demko...
  2008.  
  2009. 441
  2010. 00:29:48,101 --> 00:29:50,535
  2011. ...whichever, or I walk. "
  2012.  
  2013. 442
  2014. 00:29:50,704 --> 00:29:52,968
  2015. Really? What did they say?
  2016.  
  2017. 443
  2018. 00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:56,870
  2019. Well, they were quite attracted to the me
  2020. walking option, you know, for a moment.
  2021.  
  2022. 444
  2023. 00:29:57,043 --> 00:29:59,375
  2024. - But then I threw that off the table.
  2025. - Good move.
  2026.  
  2027. 445
  2028. 00:29:59,546 --> 00:30:03,004
  2029. And they said if you started to show
  2030. some initiative, I could promote you.
  2031.  
  2032. 446
  2033. 00:30:03,783 --> 00:30:04,807
  2034. And?
  2035.  
  2036. 447
  2037. 00:30:05,018 --> 00:30:06,349
  2038. - Well, you're doing it.
  2039. - Yeah?
  2040.  
  2041. 448
  2042. 00:30:06,519 --> 00:30:08,282
  2043. - Yeah, the whole cake thing.
  2044. - Yeah.
  2045.  
  2046. 449
  2047. 00:30:08,455 --> 00:30:10,184
  2048. - You're making up nicknames.
  2049. - Okay.
  2050.  
  2051. 450
  2052. 00:30:10,357 --> 00:30:12,222
  2053. Know what?
  2054. I called Demko this morning...
  2055.  
  2056. 451
  2057. 00:30:12,392 --> 00:30:14,690
  2058. ...to ask if he could work,
  2059. and know what he said?
  2060.  
  2061. 452
  2062. 00:30:14,861 --> 00:30:17,056
  2063. - No.
  2064. - How did you know that?
  2065.  
  2066. 453
  2067. 00:30:17,230 --> 00:30:18,254
  2068. He's not here.
  2069.  
  2070. 454
  2071. 00:30:18,431 --> 00:30:20,797
  2072. - Yeah, but you are, Car.
  2073. - Yeah.
  2074.  
  2075. 455
  2076. 00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:23,959
  2077. And that's why I'm gonna
  2078. give the job to you.
  2079.  
  2080. 456
  2081. 00:30:24,337 --> 00:30:27,636
  2082. Norm, that's amazing.
  2083. Oh, my God. Thank you.
  2084.  
  2085. 457
  2086. 00:30:27,807 --> 00:30:31,834
  2087. Nice little raise in it for you too.
  2088. Bump up your salary to 65.
  2089.  
  2090. 458
  2091. 00:30:32,012 --> 00:30:34,845
  2092. - Thousand?
  2093. - Of course, thousand.
  2094.  
  2095. 459
  2096. 00:30:35,015 --> 00:30:37,882
  2097. Come on, let's step this thing
  2098. up a notch, Broseph.
  2099.  
  2100. 460
  2101. 00:30:39,786 --> 00:30:40,810
  2102. See what I did there?
  2103.  
  2104. 461
  2105. 00:30:40,987 --> 00:30:46,289
  2106. I joined "bro" with "Joseph. " Broseph.
  2107. Pretty cool, huh?
  2108.  
  2109. 462
  2110. 00:30:46,793 --> 00:30:48,283
  2111. Very cool, Norm.
  2112.  
  2113. 463
  2114. 00:30:52,365 --> 00:30:55,357
  2115. I have been such a dick and a douche.
  2116.  
  2117. 464
  2118. 00:30:55,802 --> 00:30:58,168
  2119. More of a douche
  2120. than a dick, probably...
  2121.  
  2122. 465
  2123. 00:30:58,338 --> 00:31:01,136
  2124. ...but I'm sorry. I should have been there.
  2125. I mean, really.
  2126.  
  2127. 466
  2128. 00:31:01,408 --> 00:31:05,970
  2129. - You're preaching to the choir, Carl.
  2130. - I'm telling you, man, things are different.
  2131.  
  2132. 467
  2133. 00:31:06,146 --> 00:31:08,671
  2134. Okay. Wait, so wait.
  2135. You have to say yes to everything?
  2136.  
  2137. 468
  2138. 00:31:08,848 --> 00:31:12,614
  2139. Yeah, exactly. It's like you said:
  2140. I wasn't open to stuff, and now I am...
  2141.  
  2142. 469
  2143. 00:31:12,786 --> 00:31:16,813
  2144. ...and things are changing for me.
  2145. It's like the era of yes has begun.
  2146.  
  2147. 470
  2148. 00:31:16,990 --> 00:31:19,959
  2149. All right. Look, gets you out of the house,
  2150. I'm all for it.
  2151.  
  2152. 471
  2153. 00:31:20,126 --> 00:31:22,390
  2154. Excuse me.
  2155. Could we get another round of drinks?
  2156.  
  2157. 472
  2158. 00:31:22,562 --> 00:31:24,427
  2159. And actually, we're gonna start a tab...
  2160.  
  2161. 473
  2162. 00:31:24,597 --> 00:31:27,566
  2163. ...and our good friend here, Carl,
  2164. will be taking care of it.
  2165.  
  2166. 474
  2167. 00:31:29,269 --> 00:31:33,865
  2168. - Well, you're okay with that, right, buddy?
  2169. - Yes. Yes, I am.
  2170.  
  2171. 475
  2172. 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,405
  2173. Okay.
  2174.  
  2175. 476
  2176. 00:31:39,446 --> 00:31:43,746
  2177. I should be prepping my case for Monday,
  2178. but I cannot miss this.
  2179.  
  2180. 477
  2181. 00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:47,114
  2182. Hey, you, another bump of hot sauce.
  2183.  
  2184. 478
  2185. 00:31:48,588 --> 00:31:52,615
  2186. Boy, you guys are really
  2187. into this yes thing.
  2188.  
  2189. 479
  2190. 00:31:57,163 --> 00:31:58,562
  2191. Argh!
  2192.  
  2193. 480
  2194. 00:32:01,301 --> 00:32:02,734
  2195. Okay, okay.
  2196.  
  2197. 481
  2198. 00:32:22,989 --> 00:32:24,149
  2199. He did it.
  2200.  
  2201. 482
  2202. 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,465
  2203. Drinks on me.
  2204.  
  2205. 483
  2206. 00:32:36,336 --> 00:32:37,530
  2207. Crazy, man.
  2208.  
  2209. 484
  2210. 00:32:38,938 --> 00:32:40,303
  2211. Carl, that was so awesome.
  2212.  
  2213. 485
  2214. 00:32:40,473 --> 00:32:42,941
  2215. - Okay.
  2216. - Excuse me. Could I...
  2217.  
  2218. 486
  2219. 00:32:43,109 --> 00:32:44,940
  2220. Absolutely.
  2221.  
  2222. 487
  2223. 00:32:45,111 --> 00:32:49,309
  2224. I don't think that's what she was
  2225. asking for, but all right.
  2226.  
  2227. 488
  2228. 00:32:52,285 --> 00:32:54,253
  2229. Was I chewing gum before?
  2230.  
  2231. 489
  2232. 00:32:54,421 --> 00:32:56,946
  2233. Hey. What do you
  2234. think you're doing, asshole?
  2235.  
  2236. 490
  2237. 00:32:57,123 --> 00:32:59,785
  2238. Easy, easy.
  2239. It was a little misunderstanding, okay?
  2240.  
  2241. 491
  2242. 00:32:59,959 --> 00:33:05,158
  2243. I'm just saying yes to life, homes.
  2244. You gotta say yes to life.
  2245.  
  2246. 492
  2247. 00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:08,494
  2248. I made a sacred "conevant. "
  2249.  
  2250. 493
  2251. 00:33:09,002 --> 00:33:10,629
  2252. That sounded naughty.
  2253.  
  2254. 494
  2255. 00:33:11,271 --> 00:33:14,069
  2256. - I think you and I need to step outside.
  2257. - No. God, no.
  2258.  
  2259. 495
  2260. 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,573
  2261. Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this.
  2262.  
  2263. 496
  2264. 00:33:17,977 --> 00:33:20,571
  2265. Okay. But if I win...
  2266.  
  2267. 497
  2268. 00:33:20,747 --> 00:33:24,615
  2269. ...I get to take that pretty girl of yours
  2270. to a ball...
  2271.  
  2272. 498
  2273. 00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:27,116
  2274. ...because she deserves that.
  2275.  
  2276. 499
  2277. 00:33:27,287 --> 00:33:30,745
  2278. Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.
  2279.  
  2280. 500
  2281. 00:33:31,491 --> 00:33:33,482
  2282. That is so nice.
  2283.  
  2284. 501
  2285. 00:33:37,330 --> 00:33:38,388
  2286. Oh, shit.
  2287.  
  2288. 502
  2289. 00:33:41,468 --> 00:33:45,131
  2290. All right. He punched me
  2291. right in the face, man.
  2292.  
  2293. 503
  2294. 00:33:45,305 --> 00:33:47,933
  2295. - Don't worry. I got your back.
  2296. - You don't have anybody's.
  2297.  
  2298. 504
  2299. 00:33:48,108 --> 00:33:49,803
  2300. I'm sorry, man. It's all our fault.
  2301.  
  2302. 505
  2303. 00:33:49,976 --> 00:33:52,706
  2304. - I haven't fighted in a fight since grade 7.
  2305. - I know.
  2306.  
  2307. 506
  2308. 00:33:52,879 --> 00:33:54,813
  2309. Hey. Are we gonna fight or what?
  2310.  
  2311. 507
  2312. 00:33:54,981 --> 00:33:58,542
  2313. Yeah, we're gonna fight.
  2314. We're gonna fight, all right. Okay?
  2315.  
  2316. 508
  2317. 00:33:58,718 --> 00:34:00,982
  2318. You want some, huh, more?
  2319.  
  2320. 509
  2321. 00:34:01,154 --> 00:34:04,521
  2322. Because I am open for business, okay?
  2323. Oh, where'd I go?
  2324.  
  2325. 510
  2326. 00:34:05,158 --> 00:34:06,750
  2327. Oh, where'd I go?
  2328.  
  2329. 511
  2330. 00:34:06,926 --> 00:34:09,019
  2331. Yeah, how do you fight
  2332. what you can't see?
  2333.  
  2334. 512
  2335. 00:34:10,296 --> 00:34:13,629
  2336. <i>Did you see The Legend of Billy Jack?</i>
  2337.  
  2338. 513
  2339. 00:34:14,033 --> 00:34:16,433
  2340. Because I'm gonna take this foot...
  2341.  
  2342. 514
  2343. 00:34:16,603 --> 00:34:20,369
  2344. ...and I'm gonna whop you
  2345. on that side of your face...
  2346.  
  2347. 515
  2348. 00:34:20,540 --> 00:34:23,134
  2349. ...and there's not a goddamn thing
  2350. you can do about it.
  2351.  
  2352. 516
  2353. 00:34:25,044 --> 00:34:27,444
  2354. Just don't break my teeth
  2355. off on the curb, okay?
  2356.  
  2357. 517
  2358. 00:34:27,614 --> 00:34:31,482
  2359. But let's really sell this.
  2360. Give them a show.
  2361.  
  2362. 518
  2363. 00:34:31,651 --> 00:34:32,675
  2364. What?
  2365.  
  2366. 519
  2367. 00:34:32,852 --> 00:34:37,653
  2368. First, we have
  2369. to establish the ground rules.
  2370.  
  2371. 520
  2372. 00:34:37,824 --> 00:34:41,191
  2373. And the ground rules are
  2374. there are no ground rules.
  2375.  
  2376. 521
  2377. 00:34:45,598 --> 00:34:48,465
  2378. Idiot. I'm the wrong guy.
  2379.  
  2380. 522
  2381. 00:34:48,768 --> 00:34:51,396
  2382. Well, maybe you need to start
  2383. being the right guy.
  2384.  
  2385. 523
  2386. 00:34:51,571 --> 00:34:53,095
  2387. That's why you got punched out...
  2388.  
  2389. 524
  2390. 00:34:53,273 --> 00:34:56,834
  2391. ...because you got the wrong attitude
  2392. right out of the gate.
  2393.  
  2394. 525
  2395. 00:34:57,010 --> 00:34:58,409
  2396. I'm over here, dickhole.
  2397.  
  2398. 526
  2399. 00:34:58,945 --> 00:35:02,540
  2400. Oh, my God. That's so funny.
  2401.  
  2402. 527
  2403. 00:35:02,849 --> 00:35:04,840
  2404. You're a complete...
  2405.  
  2406. 528
  2407. 00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:07,143
  2408. You all right?
  2409.  
  2410. 529
  2411. 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,413
  2412. I almost blocked it.
  2413. Didn't get there in time.
  2414.  
  2415. 530
  2416. 00:35:09,589 --> 00:35:11,318
  2417. Okay, we're done.
  2418. We've been drinking.
  2419.  
  2420. 531
  2421. 00:35:11,491 --> 00:35:13,482
  2422. - He's really been drinking.
  2423. - Seriously, man.
  2424.  
  2425. 532
  2426. 00:35:13,660 --> 00:35:15,525
  2427. I'm glad we had this experience.
  2428.  
  2429. 533
  2430. 00:35:15,862 --> 00:35:21,095
  2431. - I think we both grew from it. Call me.
  2432. - You asshole.
  2433.  
  2434. 534
  2435. 00:35:22,635 --> 00:35:27,937
  2436. - We really did.
  2437. - Yeah. We did, bud.
  2438.  
  2439. 535
  2440. 00:35:31,144 --> 00:35:33,578
  2441. She's never gonna go to a ball.
  2442.  
  2443. 536
  2444. 00:35:33,746 --> 00:35:36,544
  2445. No. No, she's not.
  2446.  
  2447. 537
  2448. 00:36:08,214 --> 00:36:12,275
  2449. - Okay. Tillie, there you are.
  2450. - Hi, Carl.
  2451.  
  2452. 538
  2453. 00:36:12,452 --> 00:36:13,851
  2454. What can I do for you?
  2455.  
  2456. 539
  2457. 00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:17,353
  2458. Well, I was wondering if you could help me
  2459. put up some shelves.
  2460.  
  2461. 540
  2462. 00:36:18,358 --> 00:36:19,950
  2463. Oh, really?
  2464.  
  2465. 541
  2466. 00:36:26,199 --> 00:36:32,297
  2467. Okay. That should just about do it.
  2468.  
  2469. 542
  2470. 00:36:32,472 --> 00:36:35,873
  2471. - I'll see you later, Tillie.
  2472. - That was wonderful, Carl.
  2473.  
  2474. 543
  2475. 00:36:36,809 --> 00:36:39,607
  2476. Oh, not so fast.
  2477.  
  2478. 544
  2479. 00:36:40,213 --> 00:36:41,612
  2480. What are you doing?
  2481.  
  2482. 545
  2483. 00:36:42,482 --> 00:36:46,418
  2484. - Oh, darn, I forgot to go to the bank.
  2485. - Oh, that's okay.
  2486.  
  2487. 546
  2488. 00:36:46,586 --> 00:36:49,146
  2489. I'm getting so forgetful.
  2490.  
  2491. 547
  2492. 00:36:49,322 --> 00:36:52,382
  2493. - It happens with age.
  2494. - Don't worry about it.
  2495.  
  2496. 548
  2497. 00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:55,356
  2498. I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
  2499.  
  2500. 549
  2501. 00:36:55,528 --> 00:36:59,624
  2502. Oh, just doing a favor for a neighbor
  2503. is good enough for me.
  2504.  
  2505. 550
  2506. 00:37:00,867 --> 00:37:03,358
  2507. You are so handsome.
  2508.  
  2509. 551
  2510. 00:37:04,370 --> 00:37:08,067
  2511. How come I never see you
  2512. with a girl over there?
  2513.  
  2514. 552
  2515. 00:37:08,241 --> 00:37:13,907
  2516. Well, I'm just... I'm not in a serious thing,
  2517. but I am dating.
  2518.  
  2519. 553
  2520. 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,742
  2521. - Would you like a release?
  2522. - I'm sorry?
  2523.  
  2524. 554
  2525. 00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:19,749
  2526. You know, a sexual release?
  2527.  
  2528. 555
  2529. 00:37:19,952 --> 00:37:21,283
  2530. <i>Uh...</i>
  2531.  
  2532. 556
  2533. 00:37:22,221 --> 00:37:26,521
  2534. - What do I do here?
  2535. - Oh, you don't have to do anything, Carl.
  2536.  
  2537. 557
  2538. 00:37:26,693 --> 00:37:30,356
  2539. You just lay back
  2540. and I will take care of everything.
  2541.  
  2542. 558
  2543. 00:37:30,530 --> 00:37:33,897
  2544. I don't know what to say here.
  2545. I'm stumped. I'm baffled.
  2546.  
  2547. 559
  2548. 00:37:34,067 --> 00:37:37,127
  2549. I don't know if I'm gonna be able
  2550. to say yes to this one, Till.
  2551.  
  2552. 560
  2553. 00:37:37,303 --> 00:37:40,568
  2554. - Oh, come on.
  2555. - But thanks for the offer and the image.
  2556.  
  2557. 561
  2558. 00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:45,700
  2559. And I've got this thing I gotta do,
  2560. so I'll be seeing you.
  2561.  
  2562. 562
  2563. 00:37:46,946 --> 00:37:50,006
  2564. In my nightmares.
  2565.  
  2566. 563
  2567. 00:37:51,384 --> 00:37:53,648
  2568. Oh, come on, give me a break.
  2569.  
  2570. 564
  2571. 00:37:54,654 --> 00:37:57,851
  2572. Terrence said this would happen if I said no.
  2573. That's ridiculous.
  2574.  
  2575. 565
  2576. 00:37:58,024 --> 00:38:02,757
  2577. Get out of there.
  2578. If I wanna say no, I'll say no!
  2579.  
  2580. 566
  2581. 00:38:16,843 --> 00:38:17,867
  2582. Nice dog.
  2583.  
  2584. 567
  2585. 00:38:29,555 --> 00:38:33,924
  2586. Just relax. I'll handle this.
  2587.  
  2588. 568
  2589. 00:38:39,632 --> 00:38:41,190
  2590. Oh, God!
  2591.  
  2592. 569
  2593. 00:38:42,301 --> 00:38:45,964
  2594. <i>Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...</i>
  2595.  
  2596. 570
  2597. 00:38:46,773 --> 00:38:47,865
  2598. Wow.
  2599.  
  2600. 571
  2601. 00:38:48,174 --> 00:38:50,404
  2602. <i>That... Oh...</i>
  2603.  
  2604. 572
  2605. 00:38:51,944 --> 00:38:53,411
  2606. <i>That is a...</i>
  2607.  
  2608. 573
  2609. 00:38:53,579 --> 00:38:55,376
  2610. How are you doing that? Ay!
  2611.  
  2612. 574
  2613. 00:39:02,088 --> 00:39:05,615
  2614. <i>"Costume party. Come as your favorite
  2615. Harry Potter character. "</i>
  2616.  
  2617. 575
  2618. 00:39:05,792 --> 00:39:06,816
  2619. You got it, Norm.
  2620.  
  2621. 576
  2622. 00:39:54,841 --> 00:39:55,865
  2623. Hi.
  2624.  
  2625. 577
  2626. 00:39:58,044 --> 00:40:01,536
  2627. Really? I've always wanted
  2628. to try it. Yeah.
  2629.  
  2630. 578
  2631. 00:40:01,714 --> 00:40:04,581
  2632. So I can expect delivery anytime
  2633. between 8 a. m. and 5:30?
  2634.  
  2635. 579
  2636. 00:40:05,952 --> 00:40:07,886
  2637. Hello. Wondering if you had a moment...
  2638.  
  2639. 580
  2640. 00:40:08,054 --> 00:40:10,921
  2641. ...to discuss the Church of Jesus Christ.
  2642. - Yeah, come on in.
  2643.  
  2644. 581
  2645. 00:40:12,091 --> 00:40:15,288
  2646. - Buttercup Girls.
  2647. - Buttercup Girls.
  2648.  
  2649. 582
  2650. 00:40:16,963 --> 00:40:18,794
  2651. Yeah. All right.
  2652.  
  2653. 583
  2654. 00:40:21,734 --> 00:40:25,431
  2655. Hey. It's really working. Ah!
  2656.  
  2657. 584
  2658. 00:40:29,976 --> 00:40:33,412
  2659. It's beautiful, man. It's beautiful.
  2660.  
  2661. 585
  2662. 00:40:33,579 --> 00:40:37,140
  2663. I do wanna take guitar lessons.
  2664. I do wanna learn how to fly.
  2665.  
  2666. 586
  2667. 00:40:37,316 --> 00:40:38,977
  2668. Yes, I would like to learn Korean.
  2669.  
  2670. 587
  2671. 00:40:39,151 --> 00:40:46,148
  2672. <i>I would understand</i>
  2673.  
  2674. 588
  2675. 00:40:48,327 --> 00:40:49,817
  2676. All right, now I got it.
  2677.  
  2678. 589
  2679. 00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:55,061
  2680. Whoa.
  2681.  
  2682. 590
  2683. 00:41:08,648 --> 00:41:10,809
  2684. What did he call me?
  2685.  
  2686. 591
  2687. 00:41:16,422 --> 00:41:17,446
  2688. Homeless.
  2689.  
  2690. 592
  2691. 00:41:18,658 --> 00:41:20,455
  2692. Come and get it.
  2693.  
  2694. 593
  2695. 00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,628
  2696. There you are. You want some?
  2697.  
  2698. 594
  2699. 00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:24,159
  2700. He never listens.
  2701.  
  2702. 595
  2703. 00:41:25,498 --> 00:41:26,522
  2704. Yeah.
  2705.  
  2706. 596
  2707. 00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:30,633
  2708. I wanna start an
  2709. organic-fertilizer distribution business.
  2710.  
  2711. 597
  2712. 00:41:34,774 --> 00:41:35,832
  2713. Next.
  2714.  
  2715. 598
  2716. 00:41:36,609 --> 00:41:40,477
  2717. - Wanna see a... Oh, sorry.
  2718. - You know what? I'd love to.
  2719.  
  2720. 599
  2721. 00:41:40,646 --> 00:41:42,341
  2722. Way to stick in there.
  2723.  
  2724. 600
  2725. 00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:02,998
  2726. There you go.
  2727.  
  2728. 601
  2729. 00:42:03,235 --> 00:42:05,601
  2730. Hey. I came.
  2731.  
  2732. 602
  2733. 00:42:06,172 --> 00:42:07,867
  2734. Great.
  2735.  
  2736. 603
  2737. 00:42:09,241 --> 00:42:10,503
  2738. Yeah.
  2739.  
  2740. 604
  2741. 00:42:12,311 --> 00:42:14,006
  2742. Rolling Rock, please.
  2743.  
  2744. 605
  2745. 00:42:16,916 --> 00:42:19,749
  2746. - From the dawn of time...
  2747. - In the netherworld.
  2748.  
  2749. 606
  2750. 00:42:21,554 --> 00:42:23,215
  2751. There was a band.
  2752.  
  2753. 607
  2754. 00:42:23,389 --> 00:42:25,414
  2755. Oh, yes, there was.
  2756.  
  2757. 608
  2758. 00:42:26,058 --> 00:42:27,457
  2759. And we were that band.
  2760.  
  2761. 609
  2762. 00:42:27,627 --> 00:42:29,424
  2763. Yes, we were.
  2764.  
  2765. 610
  2766. 00:42:29,629 --> 00:42:31,358
  2767. And that band made rock 'n' roll.
  2768.  
  2769. 611
  2770. 00:42:31,530 --> 00:42:33,088
  2771. Oh, yes, they did.
  2772.  
  2773. 612
  2774. 00:42:33,899 --> 00:42:38,359
  2775. And that band ate arame
  2776. and other sea vegetables.
  2777.  
  2778. 613
  2779. 00:42:38,537 --> 00:42:39,970
  2780. Yeah.
  2781.  
  2782. 614
  2783. 00:42:40,139 --> 00:42:43,199
  2784. And that band was rad.
  2785.  
  2786. 615
  2787. 00:42:46,245 --> 00:42:51,239
  2788. Hello, Jake, Penelope,
  2789. Rodrigo, Phillip, Zachary.
  2790.  
  2791. 616
  2792. 00:42:51,450 --> 00:42:54,317
  2793. - We are Munchausen by Proxy.
  2794. - You're kidding me.
  2795.  
  2796. 617
  2797. 00:42:54,487 --> 00:42:56,614
  2798. <i>I should have been the one
  2799. To break up with you</i>
  2800.  
  2801. 618
  2802. 00:42:56,789 --> 00:42:58,723
  2803. <i>You said, "Who are you?"</i>
  2804.  
  2805. 619
  2806. 00:42:58,891 --> 00:43:00,722
  2807. <i>Who are you?</i>
  2808.  
  2809. 620
  2810. 00:43:00,893 --> 00:43:06,297
  2811. <i>I wanna snap your neck and spit on you
  2812. You said, "Who are you?"</i>
  2813.  
  2814. 621
  2815. 00:43:06,465 --> 00:43:08,330
  2816. <i>Who are you?</i>
  2817.  
  2818. 622
  2819. 00:43:08,701 --> 00:43:13,764
  2820. <i>If I got a call that said you were dead
  2821. You said, "Who are you?"</i>
  2822.  
  2823. 623
  2824. 00:43:13,939 --> 00:43:15,964
  2825. <i>Who are you?</i>
  2826.  
  2827. 624
  2828. 00:43:16,142 --> 00:43:20,909
  2829. <i>I'd shrug my shoulders, and I'd say whatevs
  2830. You said, "Who are you?"</i>
  2831.  
  2832. 625
  2833. 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,571
  2834. <i>Who are you?</i>
  2835.  
  2836. 626
  2837. 00:43:23,749 --> 00:43:28,186
  2838. Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian?
  2839. He's a computer hacker.
  2840.  
  2841. 627
  2842. 00:43:28,354 --> 00:43:31,812
  2843. He helped me erase your MySpace page.
  2844.  
  2845. 628
  2846. 00:43:31,991 --> 00:43:36,360
  2847. And your band's MySpace page.
  2848. And your Facebook page.
  2849.  
  2850. 629
  2851. 00:43:36,529 --> 00:43:38,429
  2852. Happy networking, asshole.
  2853.  
  2854. 630
  2855. 00:43:54,714 --> 00:43:59,276
  2856. <i>Don't call me past 11 p. m.
  2857. It won't happen again</i>
  2858.  
  2859. 631
  2860. 00:43:59,452 --> 00:44:01,317
  2861. <i>Happened once, it happened twice</i>
  2862.  
  2863. 632
  2864. 00:44:01,487 --> 00:44:05,150
  2865. <i>It happened three times,
  2866. Maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe</i>
  2867.  
  2868. 633
  2869. 00:44:05,324 --> 00:44:08,259
  2870. <i>Maybe it happened six times
  2871. But it won't happen a seventh time</i>
  2872.  
  2873. 634
  2874. 00:44:08,427 --> 00:44:10,327
  2875. <i>No, no, no, no</i>
  2876.  
  2877. 635
  2878. 00:44:13,933 --> 00:44:17,960
  2879. <i>I'm not your late night booty call</i>
  2880.  
  2881. 636
  2882. 00:44:19,839 --> 00:44:22,330
  2883. <i>Whore no more</i>
  2884.  
  2885. 637
  2886. 00:44:22,508 --> 00:44:27,411
  2887. <i>Don't call me past 11 p. m.
  2888. It won't happen again</i>
  2889.  
  2890. 638
  2891. 00:44:28,013 --> 00:44:29,742
  2892. <i>You can call me at 10:59</i>
  2893.  
  2894. 639
  2895. 00:44:29,915 --> 00:44:34,443
  2896. <i>But don't call me at 11
  2897. 'Cause that's my rule now</i>
  2898.  
  2899. 640
  2900. 00:44:44,830 --> 00:44:47,321
  2901. Can I get a water?
  2902.  
  2903. 641
  2904. 00:44:52,004 --> 00:44:55,167
  2905. Hey. Out-of-gas make-out guy.
  2906.  
  2907. 642
  2908. 00:44:55,341 --> 00:44:58,742
  2909. Did we make out? Oh, right, we did.
  2910. Now I remember.
  2911.  
  2912. 643
  2913. 00:44:58,911 --> 00:45:01,675
  2914. - What are you doing here?
  2915. - I know. Is this crazy or what?
  2916.  
  2917. 644
  2918. 00:45:01,847 --> 00:45:03,815
  2919. - It's so crazy.
  2920. - Yeah.
  2921.  
  2922. 645
  2923. 00:45:03,983 --> 00:45:06,543
  2924. - Are you stalking me?
  2925. - No. I would never do that.
  2926.  
  2927. 646
  2928. 00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,688
  2929. By the way, your new living-room
  2930. furniture looks great from the yard.
  2931.  
  2932. 647
  2933. 00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:15,720
  2934. - Hey, great gig or whatever, you know.
  2935. - Thanks.
  2936.  
  2937. 648
  2938. 00:45:15,895 --> 00:45:19,262
  2939. Yeah. Strong lyrics.
  2940. You just make that stuff up?
  2941.  
  2942. 649
  2943. 00:45:19,431 --> 00:45:22,264
  2944. - It comes from personal experience.
  2945. - Cool.
  2946.  
  2947. 650
  2948. 00:45:22,434 --> 00:45:23,731
  2949. You want a drink?
  2950.  
  2951. 651
  2952. 00:45:23,936 --> 00:45:27,099
  2953. Oh, I can't. I have to wake up early.
  2954.  
  2955. 652
  2956. 00:45:27,273 --> 00:45:30,436
  2957. <i>- So I have to go, but...
  2958. - Oh, really?</i>
  2959.  
  2960. 653
  2961. 00:45:32,711 --> 00:45:35,271
  2962. But you can walk me to my scooter.
  2963.  
  2964. 654
  2965. 00:45:36,682 --> 00:45:39,082
  2966. I teach a jogging photo group...
  2967.  
  2968. 655
  2969. 00:45:39,251 --> 00:45:43,654
  2970. ...for people who want to both exercise
  2971. and practice photography.
  2972.  
  2973. 656
  2974. 00:45:43,823 --> 00:45:46,223
  2975. Oh, yeah,
  2976. that's getting very popular now.
  2977.  
  2978. 657
  2979. 00:45:46,392 --> 00:45:50,385
  2980. It's in Griffith Park
  2981. and we do a loop. It's about five miles.
  2982.  
  2983. 658
  2984. 00:45:50,563 --> 00:45:52,861
  2985. It's at 6 a. m.
  2986.  
  2987. 659
  2988. 00:45:53,032 --> 00:45:57,298
  2989. Wow. I haven't been up at 6 a. m.
  2990. In, like, never.
  2991.  
  2992. 660
  2993. 00:45:57,469 --> 00:46:01,599
  2994. - That's early.
  2995. - Yeah, but it makes for amazing pictures.
  2996.  
  2997. 661
  2998. 00:46:02,975 --> 00:46:04,408
  2999. Okay, so you're in a band...
  3000.  
  3001. 662
  3002. 00:46:04,577 --> 00:46:07,671
  3003. ...you do the jogging photography,
  3004. what else?
  3005.  
  3006. 663
  3007. 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,973
  3008. Whatever I want.
  3009.  
  3010. 664
  3011. 00:46:10,149 --> 00:46:13,516
  3012. I volunteer at a shelter. I paint a little bit.
  3013.  
  3014. 665
  3015. 00:46:13,686 --> 00:46:16,120
  3016. Yeah, that's cool.
  3017. I've done some charity work.
  3018.  
  3019. 666
  3020. 00:46:16,288 --> 00:46:18,552
  3021. And some nude modeling, FYI.
  3022.  
  3023. 667
  3024. 00:46:19,859 --> 00:46:22,919
  3025. <i>Good to know, if, you know,
  3026. if I ever need to...</i>
  3027.  
  3028. 668
  3029. 00:46:24,864 --> 00:46:28,698
  3030. So anyway, my answer is yes.
  3031. I'd be happy to go out with you.
  3032.  
  3033. 669
  3034. 00:46:28,868 --> 00:46:30,961
  3035. I didn't ask you out.
  3036.  
  3037. 670
  3038. 00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:33,331
  3039. Could have fooled me
  3040. with that modeling comment.
  3041.  
  3042. 671
  3043. 00:46:33,505 --> 00:46:34,904
  3044. You said that.
  3045.  
  3046. 672
  3047. 00:46:35,074 --> 00:46:37,702
  3048. Well, whoever said it,
  3049. it made me very uncomfortable.
  3050.  
  3051. 673
  3052. 00:46:40,079 --> 00:46:42,604
  3053. Hey, why don't you
  3054. come to my class tomorrow?
  3055.  
  3056. 674
  3057. 00:46:42,781 --> 00:46:46,842
  3058. Why don't you stop smothering me?
  3059. Seriously. It's way too much too soon.
  3060.  
  3061. 675
  3062. 00:46:47,019 --> 00:46:48,213
  3063. Yeah, I'd love to.
  3064.  
  3065. 676
  3066. 00:46:49,788 --> 00:46:53,690
  3067. <i>Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...</i>
  3068.  
  3069. 677
  3070. 00:46:53,859 --> 00:46:57,124
  3071. - Carl.
  3072. - Allison.
  3073.  
  3074. 678
  3075. 00:47:13,946 --> 00:47:14,970
  3076. Yeah, Rooney?
  3077.  
  3078. 679
  3079. 00:47:15,147 --> 00:47:16,876
  3080. <i>Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.</i>
  3081.  
  3082. 680
  3083. 00:47:17,049 --> 00:47:20,610
  3084. <i>Got a case of Red Bull.
  3085. Gonna pull an all-nighter. You down?</i>
  3086.  
  3087. 681
  3088. 00:47:20,786 --> 00:47:22,344
  3089. Yeah.
  3090.  
  3091. 682
  3092. 00:47:29,929 --> 00:47:32,363
  3093. Okay, guys, everybody ready?
  3094. Cameras loaded?
  3095.  
  3096. 683
  3097. 00:47:32,531 --> 00:47:33,793
  3098. - Allison?
  3099. - Yeah?
  3100.  
  3101. 684
  3102. 00:47:33,966 --> 00:47:35,831
  3103. Do we need to use a flash?
  3104.  
  3105. 685
  3106. 00:47:36,001 --> 00:47:37,832
  3107. Not when the sun's up, Reggie.
  3108.  
  3109. 686
  3110. 00:47:46,278 --> 00:47:49,509
  3111. Beautiful night, guys.
  3112. You take it to the limit, and I respect that.
  3113.  
  3114. 687
  3115. 00:47:49,682 --> 00:47:52,480
  3116. Hit me on the cell this week.
  3117. Let's do it again.
  3118.  
  3119. 688
  3120. 00:47:52,651 --> 00:47:56,712
  3121. Carl, if somebody asked me to
  3122. describe tonight, I would just go, "Ow!"
  3123.  
  3124. 689
  3125. 00:47:56,889 --> 00:47:59,949
  3126. Back at you, Roon. Lee, I hardly know you,
  3127. but I feel comfortable.
  3128.  
  3129. 690
  3130. 00:48:00,125 --> 00:48:04,061
  3131. Look how close I'm getting.
  3132. Hey, Allison, it's me, Carl. I'm here.
  3133.  
  3134. 691
  3135. 00:48:04,830 --> 00:48:06,855
  3136. Allison, I'm here.
  3137.  
  3138. 692
  3139. 00:48:08,534 --> 00:48:09,694
  3140. Allison.
  3141.  
  3142. 693
  3143. 00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:14,062
  3144. Hey. Who were those guys?
  3145.  
  3146. 694
  3147. 00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,538
  3148. That's Rooney and my friend Lee.
  3149. He's a nurse. I was making fun of him.
  3150.  
  3151. 695
  3152. 00:48:17,710 --> 00:48:20,611
  3153. We hit a couple raves last night.
  3154. It was totally off the hook.
  3155.  
  3156. 696
  3157. 00:48:20,779 --> 00:48:23,077
  3158. - You seem a little hyper.
  3159. - Had a couple Red Bulls.
  3160.  
  3161. 697
  3162. 00:48:23,248 --> 00:48:26,979
  3163. Ever had Red Bull? I never had Red Bull.
  3164. Had Red Bull last night. I like Red Bull.
  3165.  
  3166. 698
  3167. 00:48:27,152 --> 00:48:29,017
  3168. I got a new necklace. Glows in the dark.
  3169.  
  3170. 699
  3171. 00:48:29,188 --> 00:48:31,554
  3172. Can't really see it right now,
  3173. unless you do this.
  3174.  
  3175. 700
  3176. 00:48:31,724 --> 00:48:35,160
  3177. That's really something. Doesn't Red Bull
  3178. make you crash pretty hard?
  3179.  
  3180. 701
  3181. 00:48:35,327 --> 00:48:38,057
  3182. No, no, no. No, no. I don't think so. No.
  3183.  
  3184. 702
  3185. 00:48:38,230 --> 00:48:41,222
  3186. No. Hey, after we jog,
  3187. we should get a Red Bull.
  3188.  
  3189. 703
  3190. 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,800
  3191. You and I could get a Red Bull.
  3192. We could share.
  3193.  
  3194. 704
  3195. 00:48:43,969 --> 00:48:45,561
  3196. - Okay, that'd be fu...
  3197. - Red Bull.
  3198.  
  3199. 705
  3200. 00:48:45,738 --> 00:48:46,864
  3201. - That sounds...
  3202. - Red Bull.
  3203.  
  3204. 706
  3205. 00:48:47,072 --> 00:48:48,266
  3206. - I think I'd...
  3207. - Red Bull.
  3208.  
  3209. 707
  3210. 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,738
  3211. - I'd really...
  3212. - Red Bull.
  3213.  
  3214. 708
  3215. 00:48:50,909 --> 00:48:53,002
  3216. Red Bull.
  3217.  
  3218. 709
  3219. 00:48:53,579 --> 00:48:58,243
  3220. Okay. A lot of energy. I like it.
  3221. Everybody, this is Carl.
  3222.  
  3223. 710
  3224. 00:48:58,417 --> 00:49:00,817
  3225. - Carl, this is everybody.
  3226. - Hey, everybody.
  3227.  
  3228. 711
  3229. 00:49:01,620 --> 00:49:05,181
  3230. Come on. Let's get into shipshape.
  3231.  
  3232. 712
  3233. 00:49:12,164 --> 00:49:13,756
  3234. Oh, it's a good one.
  3235.  
  3236. 713
  3237. 00:49:15,868 --> 00:49:16,857
  3238. Hold that.
  3239.  
  3240. 714
  3241. 00:49:18,203 --> 00:49:19,329
  3242. Got it.
  3243.  
  3244. 715
  3245. 00:49:29,448 --> 00:49:31,507
  3246. Hey, Carl, you okay?
  3247.  
  3248. 716
  3249. 00:49:34,253 --> 00:49:36,244
  3250. Hold it right there.
  3251.  
  3252. 717
  3253. 00:49:51,570 --> 00:49:53,060
  3254. That's good.
  3255.  
  3256. 718
  3257. 00:49:54,306 --> 00:49:59,300
  3258. I can't put my finger on you.
  3259. You're kind of unpredictable.
  3260.  
  3261. 719
  3262. 00:49:59,678 --> 00:50:01,612
  3263. Kind of mysterious.
  3264.  
  3265. 720
  3266. 00:50:01,780 --> 00:50:02,906
  3267. You know, listen.
  3268.  
  3269. 721
  3270. 00:50:03,082 --> 00:50:06,518
  3271. I like to keep it fresh. I like to live it up.
  3272. I like to mix it up.
  3273.  
  3274. 722
  3275. 00:50:06,685 --> 00:50:09,017
  3276. If that doesn't jive with you,
  3277. we should end this.
  3278.  
  3279. 723
  3280. 00:50:09,188 --> 00:50:11,053
  3281. I love that.
  3282.  
  3283. 724
  3284. 00:50:11,223 --> 00:50:14,420
  3285. I don't know how people go through life
  3286. with the same boring routine.
  3287.  
  3288. 725
  3289. 00:50:14,593 --> 00:50:16,652
  3290. - Just shoot me.
  3291. - I know. Right in the face.
  3292.  
  3293. 726
  3294. 00:50:16,829 --> 00:50:20,265
  3295. Seriously, I dated this guy and I was
  3296. astounded at how content he was...
  3297.  
  3298. 727
  3299. 00:50:20,432 --> 00:50:23,094
  3300. ...just living his life
  3301. in this closed-off little box.
  3302.  
  3303. 728
  3304. 00:50:23,268 --> 00:50:26,931
  3305. I know. It's so frustrating. I just
  3306. wanna grab these people and shake them.
  3307.  
  3308. 729
  3309. 00:50:27,106 --> 00:50:30,837
  3310. Say, "Wake up, you. You're missing out
  3311. on a little thing called life. "
  3312.  
  3313. 730
  3314. 00:50:31,009 --> 00:50:32,738
  3315. - That's so true.
  3316. - Yeah.
  3317.  
  3318. 731
  3319. 00:50:33,612 --> 00:50:36,672
  3320. So, what happened
  3321. to closed-off-little-box boy?
  3322.  
  3323. 732
  3324. 00:50:36,849 --> 00:50:40,114
  3325. It just didn't work out. It's a long story.
  3326.  
  3327. 733
  3328. 00:50:40,285 --> 00:50:43,686
  3329. Yeah? Same story
  3330. you were singing about last night?
  3331.  
  3332. 734
  3333. 00:50:44,523 --> 00:50:46,115
  3334. Might be.
  3335.  
  3336. 735
  3337. 00:50:47,025 --> 00:50:49,994
  3338. Closed-off-little-box boy, tender topic.
  3339. Probe no further.
  3340.  
  3341. 736
  3342. 00:50:50,162 --> 00:50:53,427
  3343. Okay, if you must know,
  3344. we lived together.
  3345.  
  3346. 737
  3347. 00:50:53,599 --> 00:50:56,591
  3348. I thought he was it, the one,
  3349. or whatever.
  3350.  
  3351. 738
  3352. 00:50:56,768 --> 00:51:00,397
  3353. And then surprise, he ended it,
  3354. out of nowhere for no reason.
  3355.  
  3356. 739
  3357. 00:51:00,572 --> 00:51:01,937
  3358. Gone, never saw him again.
  3359.  
  3360. 740
  3361. 00:51:02,808 --> 00:51:06,505
  3362. Wow. That's rough. I'm sorry.
  3363.  
  3364. 741
  3365. 00:51:06,979 --> 00:51:10,039
  3366. Next time you should warn me
  3367. about the length of the story, though.
  3368.  
  3369. 742
  3370. 00:51:10,215 --> 00:51:11,307
  3371. Kind of dragged on.
  3372.  
  3373. 743
  3374. 00:51:11,483 --> 00:51:13,815
  3375. - I'll work on that.
  3376. - Yeah, just trim the fat.
  3377.  
  3378. 744
  3379. 00:51:14,219 --> 00:51:18,519
  3380. Ooh! Jeez. That was very healthy.
  3381.  
  3382. 745
  3383. 00:51:29,768 --> 00:51:32,236
  3384. She's spontaneous. She's ballsy.
  3385.  
  3386. 746
  3387. 00:51:32,404 --> 00:51:34,872
  3388. She has no clue what she's doing
  3389. and she doesn't care.
  3390.  
  3391. 747
  3392. 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,530
  3393. She's the complete opposite of me.
  3394.  
  3395. 748
  3396. 00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:39,006
  3397. Carl, could you
  3398. please pass the Cholula?
  3399.  
  3400. 749
  3401. 00:51:39,178 --> 00:51:41,146
  3402. Sure, Faranoush.
  3403.  
  3404. 750
  3405. 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,513
  3406. How did you two meet again?
  3407.  
  3408. 751
  3409. 00:51:43,682 --> 00:51:47,345
  3410. Persianwifefinder. Com. It's pretty cool.
  3411. You should check it out.
  3412.  
  3413. 752
  3414. 00:51:47,519 --> 00:51:49,919
  3415. - I'm engaged.
  3416. - Oh, yeah.
  3417.  
  3418. 753
  3419. 00:51:50,088 --> 00:51:52,488
  3420. Should you talk about Allison
  3421. in front of Faranoush?
  3422.  
  3423. 754
  3424. 00:51:52,658 --> 00:51:55,525
  3425. It's okay, man. We just met.
  3426. She knows it's not exclusive.
  3427.  
  3428. 755
  3429. 00:51:55,694 --> 00:51:59,528
  3430. - Besides, she's totally not my type.
  3431. - I can hear you.
  3432.  
  3433. 756
  3434. 00:51:59,698 --> 00:52:01,097
  3435. Sorry, Faranoush.
  3436.  
  3437. 757
  3438. 00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:05,500
  3439. Anyway, I never would've met Allison
  3440. if I hadn't said yes to the homeless guy.
  3441.  
  3442. 758
  3443. 00:52:05,671 --> 00:52:07,832
  3444. You wouldn't be on a date
  3445. with a strange woman.
  3446.  
  3447. 759
  3448. 00:52:08,006 --> 00:52:10,406
  3449. - No offense, Faranoush.
  3450. - None taken.
  3451.  
  3452. 760
  3453. 00:52:10,576 --> 00:52:13,670
  3454. I didn't realize
  3455. I was dealing with a no man.
  3456.  
  3457. 761
  3458. 00:52:13,845 --> 00:52:17,372
  3459. No, I think it's great.
  3460. Throw this away for me, will you?
  3461.  
  3462. 762
  3463. 00:52:20,452 --> 00:52:22,750
  3464. - Hey, honey.
  3465. - Hey.
  3466.  
  3467. 763
  3468. 00:52:24,623 --> 00:52:28,855
  3469. - Lucy. Faranoush, Lucy. Lucy, Faranoush.
  3470. - Hello.
  3471.  
  3472. 764
  3473. 00:52:30,963 --> 00:52:32,760
  3474. So my friends are being really lame...
  3475.  
  3476. 765
  3477. 00:52:32,931 --> 00:52:36,094
  3478. ...and nobody's offered
  3479. to throw me a bridal shower.
  3480.  
  3481. 766
  3482. 00:52:36,268 --> 00:52:38,634
  3483. Hey, I have an idea.
  3484.  
  3485. 767
  3486. 00:52:38,971 --> 00:52:41,872
  3487. Carl, would you like to throw Lucy
  3488. a bridal shower?
  3489.  
  3490. 768
  3491. 00:52:42,241 --> 00:52:45,142
  3492. Yeah. Sure.
  3493.  
  3494. 769
  3495. 00:52:45,310 --> 00:52:47,540
  3496. Why not? That'd be great.
  3497. Yeah, I'd love that.
  3498.  
  3499. 770
  3500. 00:52:47,713 --> 00:52:49,271
  3501. - Problem solved.
  3502. - Yeah.
  3503.  
  3504. 771
  3505. 00:52:55,087 --> 00:52:57,180
  3506. - Really?
  3507. - Yeah.
  3508.  
  3509. 772
  3510. 00:52:57,356 --> 00:53:00,382
  3511. Well, thanks, Carl.
  3512.  
  3513. 773
  3514. 00:53:00,759 --> 00:53:04,820
  3515. Thanks, that's really sweet.
  3516.  
  3517. 774
  3518. 00:53:05,264 --> 00:53:07,129
  3519. - That's great.
  3520. - That is sweet, Carl.
  3521.  
  3522. 775
  3523. 00:53:07,299 --> 00:53:09,290
  3524. Thanks, Faranoush.
  3525.  
  3526. 776
  3527. 00:53:09,568 --> 00:53:12,332
  3528. Oh, I forgot, I gotta pick up costumes
  3529. for me and Allison.
  3530.  
  3531. 777
  3532. 00:53:12,504 --> 00:53:13,766
  3533. Costumes for what?
  3534.  
  3535. 778
  3536. 00:53:15,274 --> 00:53:17,868
  3537. <i>Expelliarmus! Just kidding.</i>
  3538.  
  3539. 779
  3540. 00:53:18,043 --> 00:53:20,136
  3541. That's okay. I blocked it
  3542. and deflected it back.
  3543.  
  3544. 780
  3545. 00:53:20,312 --> 00:53:24,112
  3546. Oh. Kaching!
  3547. Wow. Cool costume, my man.
  3548.  
  3549. 781
  3550. 00:53:24,283 --> 00:53:26,843
  3551. The only one they had left
  3552. was for toddlers.
  3553.  
  3554. 782
  3555. 00:53:27,019 --> 00:53:30,284
  3556. This is Allison
  3557. and her wand made from a sequoia.
  3558.  
  3559. 783
  3560. 00:53:31,323 --> 00:53:32,551
  3561. - Hi.
  3562. - You must be Norman.
  3563.  
  3564. 784
  3565. 00:53:32,724 --> 00:53:36,888
  3566. Yes, nice to meet you.
  3567. Thanks for coming. Come in.
  3568.  
  3569. 785
  3570. 00:53:38,297 --> 00:53:40,891
  3571. Yeah, we've got, well, drinks,
  3572. you know...
  3573.  
  3574. 786
  3575. 00:53:41,066 --> 00:53:42,693
  3576. ...chips, dips...
  3577.  
  3578. 787
  3579. 00:53:42,868 --> 00:53:46,201
  3580. ...and good people, just like you two.
  3581.  
  3582. 788
  3583. 00:53:47,039 --> 00:53:48,336
  3584. - Thanks.
  3585. - Pace yourselves.
  3586.  
  3587. 789
  3588. 00:53:48,507 --> 00:53:50,236
  3589. It's gonna be a crazy night.
  3590.  
  3591. 790
  3592. 00:53:55,947 --> 00:53:58,643
  3593. - Get in there, play the zone.
  3594. - Come on.
  3595.  
  3596. 791
  3597. 00:53:58,817 --> 00:54:01,342
  3598. - Good dip, huh, H.P.?
  3599. - Mm.
  3600.  
  3601. 792
  3602. 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:05,684
  3603. Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've got
  3604. an exclusive membership card.
  3605.  
  3606. 793
  3607. 00:54:05,857 --> 00:54:08,826
  3608. And with that card, I get access
  3609. to the whole place.
  3610.  
  3611. 794
  3612. 00:54:08,994 --> 00:54:12,589
  3613. I can buy large quantities of anything
  3614. at discount prices.
  3615.  
  3616. 795
  3617. 00:54:12,964 --> 00:54:15,125
  3618. Can't anyone get one of those cards?
  3619.  
  3620. 796
  3621. 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:19,263
  3622. No, don't think so.
  3623. But I can talk to someone, if you'd like.
  3624.  
  3625. 797
  3626. 00:54:20,038 --> 00:54:22,632
  3627. - Yeah, put in a good word for us.
  3628. - That would be great.
  3629.  
  3630. 798
  3631. 00:54:24,343 --> 00:54:27,278
  3632. <i>Feels strange to be going home,
  3633. doesn't it?</i>
  3634.  
  3635. 799
  3636. 00:54:27,612 --> 00:54:31,139
  3637. "I'm not going home, not really. "
  3638.  
  3639. 800
  3640. 00:54:33,985 --> 00:54:35,782
  3641. <i>Oh, bye.</i>
  3642.  
  3643. 801
  3644. 00:54:40,292 --> 00:54:43,750
  3645. <i>Alrighty, gang.
  3646. Who wants to watch Chamber of Secrets?</i>
  3647.  
  3648. 802
  3649. 00:54:52,371 --> 00:54:55,431
  3650. - Well, thanks for coming, guys.
  3651. - So nice to meet you.
  3652.  
  3653. 803
  3654. 00:54:55,607 --> 00:54:58,132
  3655. Good to meet you, too. Thank you.
  3656. And hey.
  3657.  
  3658. 804
  3659. 00:54:58,310 --> 00:55:01,541
  3660. That's right. Come in. I'll go in.
  3661.  
  3662. 805
  3663. 00:55:01,713 --> 00:55:05,513
  3664. Keep your hand there like in a shake.
  3665. The other hand goes around for a hug.
  3666.  
  3667. 806
  3668. 00:55:05,684 --> 00:55:09,017
  3669. - Yeah. Tap it.
  3670. - Thanks for walking me through that.
  3671.  
  3672. 807
  3673. 00:55:09,187 --> 00:55:10,984
  3674. - That's all right.
  3675. - Bye.
  3676.  
  3677. 808
  3678. 00:55:11,156 --> 00:55:14,250
  3679. Okay, guys,
  3680. all aboard the Hogwarts Express.
  3681.  
  3682. 809
  3683. 00:55:14,426 --> 00:55:16,485
  3684. Next stop, Azkaban.
  3685.  
  3686. 810
  3687. 00:55:24,936 --> 00:55:26,198
  3688. Hey.
  3689.  
  3690. 811
  3691. 00:55:26,605 --> 00:55:28,766
  3692. Do you wanna drive?
  3693.  
  3694. 812
  3695. 00:55:35,046 --> 00:55:38,447
  3696. - Hey, you're getting better.
  3697. - Yeah, not bad, huh?
  3698.  
  3699. 813
  3700. 00:55:39,785 --> 00:55:42,083
  3701. Whoa. Yep, I got it.
  3702.  
  3703. 814
  3704. 00:55:47,859 --> 00:55:50,157
  3705. I got an idea.
  3706.  
  3707. 815
  3708. 00:55:55,834 --> 00:56:00,134
  3709. - We can't do this.
  3710. - Why? You scared?
  3711.  
  3712. 816
  3713. 00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:07,577
  3714. Hurry. Somebody's coming.
  3715. And I think I see something. Hurry.
  3716.  
  3717. 817
  3718. 00:56:10,482 --> 00:56:15,385
  3719. - This is crazy.
  3720. - I know, but it's great.
  3721.  
  3722. 818
  3723. 00:56:41,379 --> 00:56:43,939
  3724. This is unreal.
  3725.  
  3726. 819
  3727. 00:56:44,182 --> 00:56:46,309
  3728. I couldn't agree more.
  3729.  
  3730. 820
  3731. 00:56:56,528 --> 00:56:57,859
  3732. <i>Ooh</i>
  3733.  
  3734. 821
  3735. 00:57:00,165 --> 00:57:01,655
  3736. <i>Ooh</i>
  3737.  
  3738. 822
  3739. 00:57:07,405 --> 00:57:08,702
  3740. <i>Ooh</i>
  3741.  
  3742. 823
  3743. 00:57:24,155 --> 00:57:27,989
  3744. You know, I've never let anyone
  3745. drive my scooter before.
  3746.  
  3747. 824
  3748. 00:57:28,627 --> 00:57:32,324
  3749. I've never let anyone kiss me
  3750. on the stage of the Hollywood Bowl before.
  3751.  
  3752. 825
  3753. 00:57:56,755 --> 00:57:58,814
  3754. Good evening, Los Angeles.
  3755.  
  3756. 826
  3757. 00:57:58,990 --> 00:58:02,187
  3758. Please welcome to the Hollywood Bowl
  3759. Munchausen by Proxy.
  3760.  
  3761. 827
  3762. 00:58:03,828 --> 00:58:05,489
  3763. I'm your biggest fan. Bang!
  3764.  
  3765. 828
  3766. 00:58:05,664 --> 00:58:06,858
  3767. I killed her.
  3768.  
  3769. 829
  3770. 00:58:08,366 --> 00:58:09,628
  3771. I'm a somebody.
  3772.  
  3773. 830
  3774. 00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:13,030
  3775. I don't know about that.
  3776.  
  3777. 831
  3778. 00:58:13,204 --> 00:58:15,798
  3779. - Come on, you gotta have creepy fans.
  3780. - I don't think so.
  3781.  
  3782. 832
  3783. 00:58:15,974 --> 00:58:19,171
  3784. - We don't have that much of a following.
  3785. - What are you talking about?
  3786.  
  3787. 833
  3788. 00:58:19,344 --> 00:58:22,074
  3789. Rodrigo and the guys at the bar.
  3790. They can't be trusted.
  3791.  
  3792. 834
  3793. 00:58:22,247 --> 00:58:27,241
  3794. There's me and my friends. That makes
  3795. eight or nine very unstable people.
  3796.  
  3797. 835
  3798. 00:58:27,419 --> 00:58:31,583
  3799. - How many people can this place even hold?
  3800. - Like 17,000.
  3801.  
  3802. 836
  3803. 00:58:31,756 --> 00:58:36,625
  3804. So each one of us invites 1800
  3805. of our closest friends.
  3806.  
  3807. 837
  3808. 00:58:36,795 --> 00:58:39,730
  3809. No need.
  3810. I know our music isn't that mainstream.
  3811.  
  3812. 838
  3813. 00:58:39,898 --> 00:58:41,729
  3814. - What?
  3815. - I love doing it.
  3816.  
  3817. 839
  3818. 00:58:42,233 --> 00:58:43,700
  3819. It's like my photography.
  3820.  
  3821. 840
  3822. 00:58:43,868 --> 00:58:46,336
  3823. I know there isn't that much demand
  3824. for photographs...
  3825.  
  3826. 841
  3827. 00:58:46,504 --> 00:58:48,096
  3828. <i>...taken while running, but...</i>
  3829.  
  3830. 842
  3831. 00:58:48,273 --> 00:58:50,400
  3832. I wasn't gonna say anything.
  3833.  
  3834. 843
  3835. 00:58:50,575 --> 00:58:54,102
  3836. You know, who cares?
  3837. The world's a playground.
  3838.  
  3839. 844
  3840. 00:58:54,279 --> 00:58:55,871
  3841. You know that when you're a kid...
  3842.  
  3843. 845
  3844. 00:58:56,047 --> 00:58:58,675
  3845. ...but somewhere along the way,
  3846. everyone forgets it.
  3847.  
  3848. 846
  3849. 00:58:59,484 --> 00:59:01,418
  3850. I love your music.
  3851.  
  3852. 847
  3853. 00:59:01,686 --> 00:59:04,519
  3854. Anybody can take a photo standing still.
  3855.  
  3856. 848
  3857. 00:59:05,490 --> 00:59:09,085
  3858. - Hey. What are you doing?
  3859. - Oh, shit.
  3860.  
  3861. 849
  3862. 00:59:09,260 --> 00:59:10,921
  3863. - Stop.
  3864. - Stopping.
  3865.  
  3866. 850
  3867. 00:59:11,096 --> 00:59:13,394
  3868. - Come on, Carl, run.
  3869. - Thanks.
  3870.  
  3871. 851
  3872. 00:59:13,565 --> 00:59:14,964
  3873. - Wait right there.
  3874. - You got it.
  3875.  
  3876. 852
  3877. 00:59:15,133 --> 00:59:16,896
  3878. - Down on the ground.
  3879. - Whatever you say.
  3880.  
  3881. 853
  3882. 00:59:17,068 --> 00:59:21,505
  3883. - Carl, what are you doing? Let's go.
  3884. - All right. I can't please everyone.
  3885.  
  3886. 854
  3887. 00:59:24,676 --> 00:59:25,904
  3888. Run!
  3889.  
  3890. 855
  3891. 00:59:26,177 --> 00:59:27,872
  3892. Hello, everybody.
  3893.  
  3894. 856
  3895. 00:59:28,046 --> 00:59:33,484
  3896. A little vitamin C. Keep your strength up.
  3897. I will be right with you.
  3898.  
  3899. 857
  3900. 00:59:33,652 --> 00:59:35,813
  3901. - Pass those out, will you?
  3902. - Sure.
  3903.  
  3904. 858
  3905. 00:59:40,225 --> 00:59:42,921
  3906. - Lee?
  3907. - Hey.
  3908.  
  3909. 859
  3910. 00:59:43,094 --> 00:59:45,562
  3911. What up, my brizzo?
  3912.  
  3913. 860
  3914. 00:59:46,898 --> 00:59:49,992
  3915. - That's not right, is it?
  3916. - Carl, I need you for a second.
  3917.  
  3918. 861
  3919. 00:59:51,102 --> 00:59:53,468
  3920. Can you hang on a minute, Lee?
  3921.  
  3922. 862
  3923. 00:59:54,906 --> 00:59:56,965
  3924. What's going on, Norm?
  3925.  
  3926. 863
  3927. 00:59:57,142 --> 00:59:58,973
  3928. Something's going down on a big scale.
  3929.  
  3930. 864
  3931. 00:59:59,144 --> 01:00:03,103
  3932. Guy from Corporate's here. Don't look.
  3933. He wants to talk to you.
  3934.  
  3935. 865
  3936. 01:00:03,281 --> 01:00:06,444
  3937. I think it's about all those loans
  3938. you've been approving.
  3939.  
  3940. 866
  3941. 01:00:07,085 --> 01:00:09,849
  3942. Well, we had a nice run.
  3943.  
  3944. 867
  3945. 01:00:10,021 --> 01:00:12,285
  3946. I might get shit-canned, Norm.
  3947.  
  3948. 868
  3949. 01:00:12,624 --> 01:00:15,616
  3950. Anyway, don't worry about it.
  3951. It'll lead to something good.
  3952.  
  3953. 869
  3954. 01:00:15,794 --> 01:00:17,921
  3955. - Hey, I'm part of this too.
  3956. - No.
  3957.  
  3958. 870
  3959. 01:00:18,096 --> 01:00:20,530
  3960. - Yeah. I stood by and let it happen.
  3961. - Norm.
  3962.  
  3963. 871
  3964. 01:00:20,699 --> 01:00:23,327
  3965. You were feeling it.
  3966. You were in the loan zone, remember?
  3967.  
  3968. 872
  3969. 01:00:23,501 --> 01:00:24,763
  3970. - I was.
  3971. - I was watching you.
  3972.  
  3973. 873
  3974. 01:00:24,936 --> 01:00:26,164
  3975. Yeah, you were.
  3976.  
  3977. 874
  3978. 01:00:26,337 --> 01:00:29,864
  3979. But I'm afraid it's caught up with us.
  3980. Now you and I have to face the music.
  3981.  
  3982. 875
  3983. 01:00:30,041 --> 01:00:33,204
  3984. - Come on.
  3985. - Hey. Can I have one minute?
  3986.  
  3987. 876
  3988. 01:00:33,378 --> 01:00:36,347
  3989. - Okay.
  3990. - Lee? What do you need?
  3991.  
  3992. 877
  3993. 01:00:36,514 --> 01:00:38,345
  3994. You may be my last loan.
  3995.  
  3996. 878
  3997. 01:00:40,351 --> 01:00:42,080
  3998. It's a Ducati.
  3999.  
  4000. 879
  4001. 01:00:42,253 --> 01:00:45,745
  4002. I'm thinking it'll get people off my back
  4003. about the male nurse thing.
  4004.  
  4005. 880
  4006. 01:00:47,092 --> 01:00:50,584
  4007. - See what I mean?
  4008. - Yeah. Nice ride.
  4009.  
  4010. 881
  4011. 01:00:52,530 --> 01:00:55,226
  4012. See you on the other side, Lee.
  4013.  
  4014. 882
  4015. 01:00:58,002 --> 01:00:59,697
  4016. Carl.
  4017.  
  4018. 883
  4019. 01:01:02,073 --> 01:01:05,270
  4020. Wesley T. Parker.
  4021. Vice President, Brea Federal Savings.
  4022.  
  4023. 884
  4024. 01:01:05,443 --> 01:01:07,343
  4025. Pleasure to meet you.
  4026.  
  4027. 885
  4028. 01:01:14,519 --> 01:01:19,183
  4029. Every two months, the typical loan officer
  4030. approves 35 to 40 loans.
  4031.  
  4032. 886
  4033. 01:01:19,357 --> 01:01:21,382
  4034. You have given out...
  4035.  
  4036. 887
  4037. 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,128
  4038. ...561.
  4039.  
  4040. 888
  4041. 01:01:24,829 --> 01:01:26,353
  4042. A little more than average, then.
  4043.  
  4044. 889
  4045. 01:01:26,531 --> 01:01:28,897
  4046. What's even more unusual
  4047. are the amounts.
  4048.  
  4049. 890
  4050. 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:36,306
  4051. A $250 loan for a mountain bike,
  4052. $600 for windsurfing lessons.
  4053.  
  4054. 891
  4055. 01:01:36,474 --> 01:01:38,408
  4056. Have you ever tried that? It's fun.
  4057.  
  4058. 892
  4059. 01:01:38,576 --> 01:01:41,568
  4060. Carl, this bank traditionally has never
  4061. given out small loans.
  4062.  
  4063. 893
  4064. 01:01:41,746 --> 01:01:43,873
  4065. - If I can explain... Yeah, certainly.
  4066. - Sit down.
  4067.  
  4068. 894
  4069. 01:01:44,048 --> 01:01:46,516
  4070. At first I thought
  4071. you might be raiding our coffers.
  4072.  
  4073. 895
  4074. 01:01:46,718 --> 01:01:49,710
  4075. - I would never do that.
  4076. - I would if I could, so why wouldn't you?
  4077.  
  4078. 896
  4079. 01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,518
  4080. But...
  4081.  
  4082. 897
  4083. 01:01:59,764 --> 01:02:01,095
  4084. But then I looked closer.
  4085.  
  4086. 898
  4087. 01:02:01,866 --> 01:02:04,562
  4088. These people are so grateful
  4089. to have their needs met...
  4090.  
  4091. 899
  4092. 01:02:04,736 --> 01:02:07,864
  4093. ...more than 98 percent of them
  4094. are following through with payments.
  4095.  
  4096. 900
  4097. 01:02:08,039 --> 01:02:10,132
  4098. And because you've given out
  4099. so many of them...
  4100.  
  4101. 901
  4102. 01:02:10,308 --> 01:02:14,574
  4103. ...we're actually making a lot of money.
  4104. Carl, these micro-loans, not bad.
  4105.  
  4106. 902
  4107. 01:02:14,946 --> 01:02:17,005
  4108. See, Car, you worrywart.
  4109.  
  4110. 903
  4111. 01:02:17,182 --> 01:02:20,743
  4112. Carl, what would you say if I asked you
  4113. to work upstairs with the big boys?
  4114.  
  4115. 904
  4116. 01:02:20,952 --> 01:02:23,182
  4117. - Corporate?
  4118. - Wow.
  4119.  
  4120. 905
  4121. 01:02:23,421 --> 01:02:25,514
  4122. That's great. I would have to say...
  4123.  
  4124. 906
  4125. 01:02:25,690 --> 01:02:28,523
  4126. No, wait. Before we give our answer...
  4127.  
  4128. 907
  4129. 01:02:28,693 --> 01:02:30,854
  4130. ...let's talk money.
  4131. Dollars and cents, Wes.
  4132.  
  4133. 908
  4134. 01:02:31,029 --> 01:02:34,931
  4135. I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you,
  4136. since we're only taking Carl.
  4137.  
  4138. 909
  4139. 01:02:35,433 --> 01:02:36,798
  4140. Got it. Yep.
  4141.  
  4142. 910
  4143. 01:02:36,968 --> 01:02:39,937
  4144. We'll have the employment contract to you
  4145. by the end of the day.
  4146.  
  4147. 911
  4148. 01:02:40,104 --> 01:02:42,629
  4149. Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist.
  4150.  
  4151. 912
  4152. 01:02:42,807 --> 01:02:47,301
  4153. - Missed it. I was gonna fist you.
  4154. - Here's some fist.
  4155.  
  4156. 913
  4157. 01:02:54,052 --> 01:02:55,883
  4158. This one is nice.
  4159.  
  4160. 914
  4161. 01:02:56,054 --> 01:02:58,454
  4162. I especially love it in cream.
  4163. What do you think?
  4164.  
  4165. 915
  4166. 01:02:58,623 --> 01:02:59,647
  4167. - I love it.
  4168. - Yeah?
  4169.  
  4170. 916
  4171. 01:02:59,824 --> 01:03:01,189
  4172. Yeah.
  4173.  
  4174. 917
  4175. 01:03:01,359 --> 01:03:04,920
  4176. Bridal bingo?
  4177. How do you play bridal bingo?
  4178.  
  4179. 918
  4180. 01:03:05,096 --> 01:03:06,825
  4181. It's the same as regular bingo...
  4182.  
  4183. 919
  4184. 01:03:06,998 --> 01:03:10,627
  4185. ...but you just yell embarrassing facts
  4186. about the bride, okay?
  4187.  
  4188. 920
  4189. 01:03:11,703 --> 01:03:12,727
  4190. Yeah.
  4191.  
  4192. 921
  4193. 01:03:12,904 --> 01:03:14,804
  4194. - No, I'm not doing bridal bingo.
  4195. - Come on.
  4196.  
  4197. 922
  4198. 01:03:14,973 --> 01:03:16,565
  4199. I don't want anything complicated.
  4200.  
  4201. 923
  4202. 01:03:16,741 --> 01:03:19,539
  4203. You gotta squeeze every drop of juice
  4204. out of this experience.
  4205.  
  4206. 924
  4207. 01:03:19,711 --> 01:03:22,145
  4208. It doesn't sound complicated.
  4209. Is it complicated?
  4210.  
  4211. 925
  4212. 01:03:22,313 --> 01:03:25,908
  4213. Are you going to be asking a lot
  4214. more question? I don't got all day.
  4215.  
  4216. 926
  4217. 01:03:29,287 --> 01:03:33,280
  4218. - Maybe we should just go somewhere else.
  4219. - It's okay. I'll talk to her.
  4220.  
  4221. 927
  4222. 01:04:22,173 --> 01:04:23,197
  4223. Okay.
  4224.  
  4225. 928
  4226. 01:04:26,945 --> 01:04:29,413
  4227. Okay, bridal bingo very simple, okay?
  4228.  
  4229. 929
  4230. 01:04:29,580 --> 01:04:33,016
  4231. I can explain to you in more detail
  4232. if you want.
  4233.  
  4234. 930
  4235. 01:04:39,624 --> 01:04:40,886
  4236. What's going on?
  4237.  
  4238. 931
  4239. 01:04:42,627 --> 01:04:44,686
  4240. I mean, someone's trying to kill himself.
  4241.  
  4242. 932
  4243. 01:04:45,964 --> 01:04:47,556
  4244. Jump.
  4245.  
  4246. 933
  4247. 01:04:48,166 --> 01:04:50,657
  4248. What the hell are you looking at?
  4249.  
  4250. 934
  4251. 01:04:51,703 --> 01:04:55,230
  4252. - Don't do it.
  4253. - Don't point at me, buddy.
  4254.  
  4255. 935
  4256. 01:04:55,406 --> 01:04:57,306
  4257. Hey, lady, move that dog.
  4258.  
  4259. 936
  4260. 01:04:57,909 --> 01:05:00,469
  4261. Buddy, can you move over a little bit,
  4262. like two feet?
  4263.  
  4264. 937
  4265. 01:05:00,645 --> 01:05:02,112
  4266. Has somebody called the police?
  4267.  
  4268. 938
  4269. 01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:05,738
  4270. Yeah. He'll be dead before they get here.
  4271. Somebody needs to talk him down.
  4272.  
  4273. 939
  4274. 01:05:05,917 --> 01:05:09,250
  4275. - Move out the way.
  4276. - Somebody help him!
  4277.  
  4278. 940
  4279. 01:05:27,972 --> 01:05:29,496
  4280. Don't do it.
  4281.  
  4282. 941
  4283. 01:05:31,609 --> 01:05:33,509
  4284. It can't be that bad.
  4285.  
  4286. 942
  4287. 01:05:35,913 --> 01:05:37,312
  4288. Hey, buddy.
  4289.  
  4290. 943
  4291. 01:05:37,949 --> 01:05:39,439
  4292. Who are you, man?
  4293.  
  4294. 944
  4295. 01:05:39,617 --> 01:05:43,314
  4296. Don't try anything. I'm gonna kill myself,
  4297. so don't try to stop me.
  4298.  
  4299. 945
  4300. 01:05:43,955 --> 01:05:46,423
  4301. - Okay.
  4302. - What do mean, "Okay"?
  4303.  
  4304. 946
  4305. 01:05:46,591 --> 01:05:50,118
  4306. No, I don't mean okay.
  4307. Just give me a second.
  4308.  
  4309. 947
  4310. 01:05:50,695 --> 01:05:52,822
  4311. I should say something to you here.
  4312.  
  4313. 948
  4314. 01:05:54,499 --> 01:05:56,057
  4315. I don't really know what it is.
  4316.  
  4317. 949
  4318. 01:05:56,234 --> 01:05:58,327
  4319. Man, you terrible at this.
  4320. Are you even a cop?
  4321.  
  4322. 950
  4323. 01:05:58,503 --> 01:06:00,471
  4324. Hold on a second, I'm thinking.
  4325.  
  4326. 951
  4327. 01:06:03,374 --> 01:06:06,309
  4328. Wait. I've got it.
  4329.  
  4330. 952
  4331. 01:06:09,247 --> 01:06:10,874
  4332. Where you going, man?
  4333.  
  4334. 953
  4335. 01:06:11,049 --> 01:06:13,813
  4336. - I know it's not what I think it is.
  4337. - Just stop.
  4338.  
  4339. 954
  4340. 01:06:13,985 --> 01:06:15,543
  4341. Oh, man.
  4342.  
  4343. 955
  4344. 01:06:20,992 --> 01:06:24,792
  4345. - My man. Hello?
  4346. - Don't do it. I'm coming.
  4347.  
  4348. 956
  4349. 01:06:24,962 --> 01:06:27,522
  4350. Patience is a virtue.
  4351.  
  4352. 957
  4353. 01:06:30,468 --> 01:06:33,403
  4354. What the hell you doing in there?
  4355.  
  4356. 958
  4357. 01:06:36,107 --> 01:06:40,237
  4358. <i>I wish you would step back
  4359. From that ledge, my friend</i>
  4360.  
  4361. 959
  4362. 01:06:41,079 --> 01:06:46,915
  4363. <i>You could cut ties with all the lies
  4364. That you've been living in</i>
  4365.  
  4366. 960
  4367. 01:06:47,085 --> 01:06:50,680
  4368. <i>And if you never want to see me again</i>
  4369.  
  4370. 961
  4371. 01:06:50,855 --> 01:06:56,020
  4372. <i>I would understand</i>
  4373.  
  4374. 962
  4375. 01:06:56,194 --> 01:07:03,191
  4376. <i>I would understand</i>
  4377.  
  4378. 963
  4379. 01:07:03,534 --> 01:07:05,365
  4380. Um... Oh...
  4381.  
  4382. 964
  4383. 01:07:05,803 --> 01:07:06,929
  4384. What is it?
  4385.  
  4386. 965
  4387. 01:07:07,805 --> 01:07:10,433
  4388. <i>The angry boy a bit too insane</i>
  4389.  
  4390. 966
  4391. 01:07:10,641 --> 01:07:13,439
  4392. <i>Icing over a secret pain</i>
  4393.  
  4394. 967
  4395. 01:07:13,611 --> 01:07:18,844
  4396. <i>You know you don't belong</i>
  4397.  
  4398. 968
  4399. 01:07:19,016 --> 01:07:23,180
  4400. <i>Everyone I know has got a reason</i>
  4401.  
  4402. 969
  4403. 01:07:23,621 --> 01:07:25,111
  4404. <i>To say</i>
  4405.  
  4406. 970
  4407. 01:07:25,289 --> 01:07:26,779
  4408. <i>You can put the past away</i>
  4409.  
  4410. 971
  4411. 01:07:26,958 --> 01:07:30,985
  4412. <i>I wish you would step back
  4413. From that ledge, my friend</i>
  4414.  
  4415. 972
  4416. 01:07:31,162 --> 01:07:35,895
  4417. <i>You could cut ties with all the lies
  4418. You've been living in</i>
  4419.  
  4420. 973
  4421. 01:07:36,067 --> 01:07:39,764
  4422. <i>And if you never want to see me again</i>
  4423.  
  4424. 974
  4425. 01:07:39,937 --> 01:07:44,636
  4426. <i>I would understand</i>
  4427.  
  4428. 975
  4429. 01:07:44,809 --> 01:07:47,642
  4430. <i>I would understand</i>
  4431.  
  4432. 976
  4433. 01:07:49,580 --> 01:07:54,381
  4434. <i>I would understand</i>
  4435.  
  4436. 977
  4437. 01:07:54,552 --> 01:07:58,545
  4438. <i>I would understand</i>
  4439.  
  4440. 978
  4441. 01:07:59,323 --> 01:08:01,723
  4442. <i>I would understand</i>
  4443.  
  4444. 979
  4445. 01:08:10,434 --> 01:08:12,994
  4446. I got blisters on my fingers.
  4447.  
  4448. 980
  4449. 01:08:21,312 --> 01:08:22,904
  4450. Carl.
  4451.  
  4452. 981
  4453. 01:08:23,347 --> 01:08:25,907
  4454. Stephanie, Ted, hey.
  4455.  
  4456. 982
  4457. 01:08:26,083 --> 01:08:28,176
  4458. How's it going?
  4459. What are you guys doing here?
  4460.  
  4461. 983
  4462. 01:08:28,352 --> 01:08:32,118
  4463. We're doing a week in Tahiti. Ted's father
  4464. owns a little piece of property there.
  4465.  
  4466. 984
  4467. 01:08:32,290 --> 01:08:36,590
  4468. A hundred acres isn't so little, hon.
  4469. Not in Tahiti, anyway.
  4470.  
  4471. 985
  4472. 01:08:37,628 --> 01:08:41,587
  4473. Hey, I saw you on TV.
  4474. That was amazing, Carl.
  4475.  
  4476. 986
  4477. 01:08:41,766 --> 01:08:44,860
  4478. It's just a little life that needed saving.
  4479. No big deal.
  4480.  
  4481. 987
  4482. 01:08:45,036 --> 01:08:47,504
  4483. - So where you headed?
  4484. - I'm meeting my girlfriend here.
  4485.  
  4486. 988
  4487. 01:08:47,672 --> 01:08:49,606
  4488. - We don't know where we're going.
  4489. - Really?
  4490.  
  4491. 989
  4492. 01:08:49,774 --> 01:08:53,335
  4493. Yeah, we're just gonna pick a place.
  4494. Kind of an eenie, meenie, minie thing.
  4495.  
  4496. 990
  4497. 01:08:53,511 --> 01:08:56,810
  4498. Keeps it fresh. I'll see you guys.
  4499.  
  4500. 991
  4501. 01:08:58,482 --> 01:09:01,076
  4502. - That sounds like a lot of fun.
  4503. - Can you imagine?
  4504.  
  4505. 992
  4506. 01:09:01,252 --> 01:09:02,947
  4507. No.
  4508.  
  4509. 993
  4510. 01:09:14,565 --> 01:09:16,294
  4511. So I have some carry-on here.
  4512.  
  4513. 994
  4514. 01:09:16,467 --> 01:09:20,870
  4515. I'd like two tickets on the first plane
  4516. out of here, please.
  4517.  
  4518. 995
  4519. 01:09:21,038 --> 01:09:22,630
  4520. We've never done this before.
  4521.  
  4522. 996
  4523. 01:09:25,376 --> 01:09:29,836
  4524. The next flight available for boarding...
  4525.  
  4526. 997
  4527. 01:09:30,414 --> 01:09:31,847
  4528. ...is to Lincoln, Nebraska.
  4529.  
  4530. 998
  4531. 01:09:33,818 --> 01:09:34,842
  4532. Okay.
  4533.  
  4534. 999
  4535. 01:09:35,019 --> 01:09:36,043
  4536. - Okay.
  4537. - Okay.
  4538.  
  4539. 1000
  4540. 01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:37,380
  4541. - Yeah?
  4542. - Lincoln.
  4543.  
  4544. 1001
  4545. 01:09:37,555 --> 01:09:38,715
  4546. Here we come.
  4547.  
  4548. 1002
  4549. 01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:44,855
  4550. Where does someone go
  4551. in Lincoln, Nebraska?
  4552.  
  4553. 1003
  4554. 01:09:45,029 --> 01:09:48,055
  4555. Well, clearly we should go there.
  4556.  
  4557. 1004
  4558. 01:09:53,871 --> 01:09:56,066
  4559. "The earliest switchboard
  4560. operators' headsets...
  4561.  
  4562. 1005
  4563. 01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,504
  4564. ...weighed over 10 and a half pounds. "
  4565.  
  4566. 1006
  4567. 01:09:58,676 --> 01:10:01,474
  4568. - Interesting.
  4569. - Look at this.
  4570.  
  4571. 1007
  4572. 01:10:02,980 --> 01:10:05,448
  4573. - Very first phone call ever.
  4574. - Pretty cool.
  4575.  
  4576. 1008
  4577. 01:10:05,616 --> 01:10:07,311
  4578. Check out the phone.
  4579.  
  4580. 1009
  4581. 01:10:07,485 --> 01:10:11,012
  4582. Smaller than I thought they would be.
  4583. Hold on, I'm vibrating.
  4584.  
  4585. 1010
  4586. 01:10:11,188 --> 01:10:13,088
  4587. Hello?
  4588.  
  4589. 1011
  4590. 01:10:17,428 --> 01:10:18,895
  4591. Nice shot.
  4592.  
  4593. 1012
  4594. 01:10:20,998 --> 01:10:24,593
  4595. - What do you know about that?
  4596. - Pretty sexy.
  4597.  
  4598. 1013
  4599. 01:10:25,503 --> 01:10:27,403
  4600. So, what do I do? I just...
  4601.  
  4602. 1014
  4603. 01:10:29,106 --> 01:10:31,506
  4604. - Take it easy.
  4605. - Here you go.
  4606.  
  4607. 1015
  4608. 01:10:33,344 --> 01:10:35,369
  4609. - Okay.
  4610. - You got it.
  4611.  
  4612. 1016
  4613. 01:10:35,546 --> 01:10:36,570
  4614. Pull?
  4615.  
  4616. 1017
  4617. 01:10:38,449 --> 01:10:40,508
  4618. - Good one.
  4619. - I got it. I got it.
  4620.  
  4621. 1018
  4622. 01:10:40,685 --> 01:10:43,586
  4623. Can I do it again? Can I do it again?
  4624. What's wrong?
  4625.  
  4626. 1019
  4627. 01:10:49,593 --> 01:10:51,527
  4628. <i>Ladies and gentlemen,
  4629. let's hear it...</i>
  4630.  
  4631. 1020
  4632. 01:10:51,696 --> 01:10:55,962
  4633. <i>...for your University
  4634. of Nebraska Cornhuskers.</i>
  4635.  
  4636. 1021
  4637. 01:11:04,008 --> 01:11:05,976
  4638. Twenty bucks says
  4639. Oklahoma kills them.
  4640.  
  4641. 1022
  4642. 01:11:06,143 --> 01:11:08,703
  4643. Hey, Pete, you mind putting that
  4644. on a coaster?
  4645.  
  4646. 1023
  4647. 01:11:08,879 --> 01:11:10,471
  4648. What, do you live here now?
  4649.  
  4650. 1024
  4651. 01:11:10,648 --> 01:11:14,277
  4652. Yeah. I asked Carl and he had to say yes.
  4653.  
  4654. 1025
  4655. 01:11:14,452 --> 01:11:17,114
  4656. Hey. Is that Carl?
  4657.  
  4658. 1026
  4659. 01:11:17,288 --> 01:11:19,415
  4660. - Wait a second.
  4661. - Wait a second, wait a second.
  4662.  
  4663. 1027
  4664. 01:11:20,791 --> 01:11:26,058
  4665. <i>The energy is palpable here,
  4666. Chris. I can't even hear myself think.</i>
  4667.  
  4668. 1028
  4669. 01:11:27,031 --> 01:11:29,727
  4670. - I guess they're in Nebraska.
  4671. - Wow.
  4672.  
  4673. 1029
  4674. 01:11:30,368 --> 01:11:34,930
  4675. Now, this is the really interesting part.
  4676. If you don't take the heads off properly...
  4677.  
  4678. 1030
  4679. 01:11:35,106 --> 01:11:37,597
  4680. ...then everything gets mixed
  4681. into the batch.
  4682.  
  4683. 1031
  4684. 01:11:37,775 --> 01:11:40,767
  4685. Someone gets a beak in their bucket
  4686. or a mouthful of tendons...
  4687.  
  4688. 1032
  4689. 01:11:40,945 --> 01:11:43,709
  4690. ...and you got a lawsuit on your hands.
  4691.  
  4692. 1033
  4693. 01:11:45,015 --> 01:11:47,210
  4694. We got a fainter down in Head Removal.
  4695.  
  4696. 1034
  4697. 01:11:52,223 --> 01:11:54,885
  4698. I can't believe
  4699. I tripped like that.
  4700.  
  4701. 1035
  4702. 01:11:56,227 --> 01:11:59,788
  4703. - It seemed like you fainted.
  4704. - No, I told you my foot caught a nail.
  4705.  
  4706. 1036
  4707. 01:11:59,964 --> 01:12:03,559
  4708. - Okay. Because I thought it was
  4709. all the chicken beaks in the bucket.
  4710.  
  4711. 1037
  4712. 01:12:03,734 --> 01:12:05,599
  4713. Don't, please.
  4714.  
  4715. 1038
  4716. 01:12:07,371 --> 01:12:09,703
  4717. Oh, God. It's starting to rain.
  4718.  
  4719. 1039
  4720. 01:12:11,041 --> 01:12:13,407
  4721. Here. I have to protect you.
  4722.  
  4723. 1040
  4724. 01:12:13,677 --> 01:12:15,167
  4725. Come on.
  4726.  
  4727. 1041
  4728. 01:12:15,346 --> 01:12:19,214
  4729. Hurry, there's no time to lose.
  4730. We have to find shelter.
  4731.  
  4732. 1042
  4733. 01:12:19,383 --> 01:12:21,078
  4734. Come on.
  4735.  
  4736. 1043
  4737. 01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:26,115
  4738. Get in here. It's okay. I got you.
  4739.  
  4740. 1044
  4741. 01:12:26,290 --> 01:12:29,020
  4742. Allison, are you okay?
  4743.  
  4744. 1045
  4745. 01:12:29,693 --> 01:12:32,992
  4746. Are you hurt? Are you hurt? You're okay?
  4747.  
  4748. 1046
  4749. 01:12:39,503 --> 01:12:40,834
  4750. What?
  4751.  
  4752. 1047
  4753. 01:12:41,939 --> 01:12:44,464
  4754. I don't know. I think I love you.
  4755.  
  4756. 1048
  4757. 01:12:45,876 --> 01:12:47,343
  4758. Really?
  4759.  
  4760. 1049
  4761. 01:12:47,511 --> 01:12:52,107
  4762. I've known that I like you for a while,
  4763. but just now I decided that I love you.
  4764.  
  4765. 1050
  4766. 01:12:52,283 --> 01:12:55,582
  4767. - Do you love me?
  4768. - Definitely.
  4769.  
  4770. 1051
  4771. 01:12:55,753 --> 01:12:57,482
  4772. I love you like...
  4773.  
  4774. 1052
  4775. 01:12:57,988 --> 01:13:01,287
  4776. ...I can't believe it.
  4777. It's kind of ridiculous.
  4778.  
  4779. 1053
  4780. 01:13:02,092 --> 01:13:03,559
  4781. I've been thinking...
  4782.  
  4783. 1054
  4784. 01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:06,218
  4785. ...and I know it's crazy,
  4786. especially for me...
  4787.  
  4788. 1055
  4789. 01:13:06,397 --> 01:13:11,266
  4790. ...but maybe when we get back
  4791. we should move in together.
  4792.  
  4793. 1056
  4794. 01:13:12,603 --> 01:13:15,936
  4795. Wow. Really? You've been thinking that?
  4796.  
  4797. 1057
  4798. 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:18,067
  4799. What do you think?
  4800.  
  4801. 1058
  4802. 01:13:18,242 --> 01:13:22,679
  4803. - What do I think? Uh... Yeah.
  4804. - Oh, God. You paused.
  4805.  
  4806. 1059
  4807. 01:13:22,847 --> 01:13:24,314
  4808. - No, I didn't pause.
  4809. - You paused.
  4810.  
  4811. 1060
  4812. 01:13:24,482 --> 01:13:26,450
  4813. No, I didn't pause.
  4814. It was just a big step.
  4815.  
  4816. 1061
  4817. 01:13:26,617 --> 01:13:29,245
  4818. It was a stupid idea.
  4819. I shouldn't have said anything.
  4820.  
  4821. 1062
  4822. 01:13:29,420 --> 01:13:33,322
  4823. Come on, what are you talking about?
  4824. Here, ask me again.
  4825.  
  4826. 1063
  4827. 01:13:34,191 --> 01:13:35,522
  4828. - Do you wanna move...
  4829. - Yes.
  4830.  
  4831. 1064
  4832. 01:13:35,693 --> 01:13:40,187
  4833. <i>Did I pause there? I could probably knock
  4834. a couple milliseconds off that if you...</i>
  4835.  
  4836. 1065
  4837. 01:13:54,979 --> 01:13:58,608
  4838. - Where are you traveling today?
  4839. - Los Angeles.
  4840.  
  4841. 1066
  4842. 01:14:01,452 --> 01:14:04,250
  4843. I'll just be one minute.
  4844.  
  4845. 1067
  4846. 01:14:04,421 --> 01:14:07,913
  4847. We should do this every weekend.
  4848. We could see the whole world.
  4849.  
  4850. 1068
  4851. 01:14:08,092 --> 01:14:09,923
  4852. I'm in.
  4853.  
  4854. 1069
  4855. 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,924
  4856. - You okay?
  4857. - Yeah, I'm good.
  4858.  
  4859. 1070
  4860. 01:14:15,866 --> 01:14:17,265
  4861. Sir?
  4862.  
  4863. 1071
  4864. 01:14:18,636 --> 01:14:21,605
  4865. - You mind coming with us, please?
  4866. - I'm sorry?
  4867.  
  4868. 1072
  4869. 01:14:21,772 --> 01:14:24,605
  4870. We just wanna ask you a few questions.
  4871.  
  4872. 1073
  4873. 01:14:27,244 --> 01:14:29,974
  4874. You're hilarious. Oh, that's great.
  4875.  
  4876. 1074
  4877. 01:14:30,147 --> 01:14:32,945
  4878. Oh, beautiful. Are you in on this too?
  4879.  
  4880. 1075
  4881. 01:14:33,117 --> 01:14:35,278
  4882. Oh, my God, you guys really
  4883. had me going there.
  4884.  
  4885. 1076
  4886. 01:14:35,452 --> 01:14:38,285
  4887. There's a crazy man in the terminal.
  4888. Red alert.
  4889.  
  4890. 1077
  4891. 01:14:39,723 --> 01:14:42,055
  4892. - Oh, good job.
  4893. - Let's go, funny guy.
  4894.  
  4895. 1078
  4896. 01:14:42,226 --> 01:14:43,818
  4897. Come on, lady.
  4898.  
  4899. 1079
  4900. 01:14:45,563 --> 01:14:48,828
  4901. - Do you hate your country, Mr. Allen?
  4902. - What?
  4903.  
  4904. 1080
  4905. 01:14:48,999 --> 01:14:53,163
  4906. - Do you hate America?
  4907. - No. Of course not.
  4908.  
  4909. 1081
  4910. 01:14:53,337 --> 01:14:55,305
  4911. Then why are you plotting to attack it?
  4912.  
  4913. 1082
  4914. 01:14:55,472 --> 01:14:57,463
  4915. - What?
  4916. - I think you have the wrong guy.
  4917.  
  4918. 1083
  4919. 01:14:57,641 --> 01:14:59,472
  4920. I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you?
  4921.  
  4922. 1084
  4923. 01:14:59,643 --> 01:15:01,804
  4924. We've been tracking you.
  4925. We know who you are.
  4926.  
  4927. 1085
  4928. 01:15:01,979 --> 01:15:05,540
  4929. - We know what you're planning.
  4930. - This is insane. Do you think I'm a terrorist?
  4931.  
  4932. 1086
  4933. 01:15:05,716 --> 01:15:08,549
  4934. Why did you purchase these plane tickets
  4935. at the last minute?
  4936.  
  4937. 1087
  4938. 01:15:08,719 --> 01:15:10,812
  4939. It was a spontaneous vacation.
  4940.  
  4941. 1088
  4942. 01:15:10,988 --> 01:15:12,922
  4943. Right. I was just saying
  4944. to Agent Tweed...
  4945.  
  4946. 1089
  4947. 01:15:13,090 --> 01:15:16,355
  4948. ...how I wanted to take a fun-filled
  4949. vacation to Lincoln, Nebraska.
  4950.  
  4951. 1090
  4952. 01:15:16,527 --> 01:15:20,657
  4953. Are you currently a member
  4954. of Persianwifefinder. Com?
  4955.  
  4956. 1091
  4957. 01:15:20,864 --> 01:15:23,890
  4958. - Yes, but you don't understand.
  4959. - Yes? Who is that?
  4960.  
  4961. 1092
  4962. 01:15:24,068 --> 01:15:27,196
  4963. Faranoush. It was nothing. I can explain.
  4964. I can explain.
  4965.  
  4966. 1093
  4967. 01:15:27,371 --> 01:15:31,137
  4968. Explain this, jackhole. As Chief Loan Officer
  4969. at Brea Federal Savings and Loan...
  4970.  
  4971. 1094
  4972. 01:15:31,308 --> 01:15:33,833
  4973. you gave a man money
  4974. to start a fertilizer business.
  4975.  
  4976. 1095
  4977. 01:15:34,011 --> 01:15:35,501
  4978. - For what, bombs?
  4979. - No.
  4980.  
  4981. 1096
  4982. 01:15:35,679 --> 01:15:37,874
  4983. Have you recently
  4984. started taking flying lessons?
  4985.  
  4986. 1097
  4987. 01:15:38,048 --> 01:15:40,573
  4988. - Yes. Oh, come on.
  4989. - Why did you learn Korean?
  4990.  
  4991. 1098
  4992. 01:15:40,751 --> 01:15:43,151
  4993. - Are you aligned with the North Koreans?
  4994. - No. What?
  4995.  
  4996. 1099
  4997. 01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:45,880
  4998. You were married for six months.
  4999. Some immigration thing?
  5000.  
  5001. 1100
  5002. 01:15:46,056 --> 01:15:48,183
  5003. - You were married?
  5004. - Yes.
  5005.  
  5006. 1101
  5007. 01:15:49,193 --> 01:15:51,354
  5008. That was a long time ago.
  5009. I was gonna tell you.
  5010.  
  5011. 1102
  5012. 01:15:51,528 --> 01:15:54,156
  5013. I was gonna tell her. I just never...
  5014.  
  5015. 1103
  5016. 01:15:54,331 --> 01:15:57,266
  5017. Start talking, Carl,
  5018. if that is your real name.
  5019.  
  5020. 1104
  5021. 01:15:58,402 --> 01:16:02,429
  5022. We knew another Karl we weren't
  5023. too crazy about, didn't we, Tweed?
  5024.  
  5025. 1105
  5026. 01:16:03,741 --> 01:16:05,606
  5027. His name was Marx.
  5028.  
  5029. 1106
  5030. 01:16:09,313 --> 01:16:11,543
  5031. I need to speak to my attorney.
  5032.  
  5033. 1107
  5034. 01:16:16,253 --> 01:16:19,381
  5035. Several months ago, my client
  5036. attended a self-empowerment seminar...
  5037.  
  5038. 1108
  5039. 01:16:19,556 --> 01:16:24,391
  5040. ...that requires him to say yes
  5041. to any request that's presented.
  5042.  
  5043. 1109
  5044. 01:16:24,561 --> 01:16:26,654
  5045. All of the activity
  5046. that appears suspicious...
  5047.  
  5048. 1110
  5049. 01:16:26,830 --> 01:16:29,924
  5050. ...the flying lessons,
  5051. the spontaneous trip-taking...
  5052.  
  5053. 1111
  5054. 01:16:30,100 --> 01:16:32,830
  5055. ...it's all because he must say yes
  5056. to any opportunity.
  5057.  
  5058. 1112
  5059. 01:16:34,071 --> 01:16:36,335
  5060. - He's really into it.
  5061. - You say yes to everything?
  5062.  
  5063. 1113
  5064. 01:16:36,507 --> 01:16:38,407
  5065. - Are you kidding?
  5066. - It's not how it sounds.
  5067.  
  5068. 1114
  5069. 01:16:38,575 --> 01:16:40,167
  5070. How does it?
  5071. I'd love to hear this.
  5072.  
  5073. 1115
  5074. 01:16:40,344 --> 01:16:43,404
  5075. I'm wondering if there's a better setting
  5076. for this back and forth.
  5077.  
  5078. 1116
  5079. 01:16:43,580 --> 01:16:46,549
  5080. Maybe we should speak privately.
  5081. Come on outside.
  5082.  
  5083. 1117
  5084. 01:16:49,353 --> 01:16:52,516
  5085. - Whew. That was close.
  5086. - What the hell, Carl?
  5087.  
  5088. 1118
  5089. 01:16:52,690 --> 01:16:54,658
  5090. Are you serious?
  5091. You say yes to everything?
  5092.  
  5093. 1119
  5094. 01:16:54,825 --> 01:16:57,692
  5095. - Even if you don't like it?
  5096. - No, of course not.
  5097.  
  5098. 1120
  5099. 01:16:58,228 --> 01:17:00,253
  5100. - Sometimes.
  5101. - Oh, good. What a relief.
  5102.  
  5103. 1121
  5104. 01:17:00,431 --> 01:17:04,162
  5105. I thought you lied all the time, but it's
  5106. just sometimes. That's excellent.
  5107.  
  5108. 1122
  5109. 01:17:04,334 --> 01:17:06,063
  5110. So you didn't wanna
  5111. come to my show...
  5112.  
  5113. 1123
  5114. 01:17:06,236 --> 01:17:09,603
  5115. ...you didn't wanna go jogging with me,
  5116. you didn't wanna travel with me?
  5117.  
  5118. 1124
  5119. 01:17:09,773 --> 01:17:11,604
  5120. Yes, I did. That was my idea.
  5121.  
  5122. 1125
  5123. 01:17:11,775 --> 01:17:13,766
  5124. When I asked you
  5125. if you wanted to move in...
  5126.  
  5127. 1126
  5128. 01:17:13,944 --> 01:17:16,378
  5129. ...that took a lot for me to do that,
  5130. and I meant it.
  5131.  
  5132. 1127
  5133. 01:17:16,547 --> 01:17:19,175
  5134. I didn't know what to expect,
  5135. but I guess I figured...
  5136.  
  5137. 1128
  5138. 01:17:19,349 --> 01:17:21,681
  5139. ...like an adult, you were gonna
  5140. weigh the options.
  5141.  
  5142. 1129
  5143. 01:17:21,852 --> 01:17:23,046
  5144. You paused.
  5145.  
  5146. 1130
  5147. 01:17:23,220 --> 01:17:25,882
  5148. You wanted to say no but you couldn't.
  5149. You had to say yes.
  5150.  
  5151. 1131
  5152. 01:17:26,056 --> 01:17:30,186
  5153. - That's not entirely true.
  5154. - How do I know if anything you did...
  5155.  
  5156. 1132
  5157. 01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:34,524
  5158. ...was because you wanted to or because
  5159. you were following some damn program?
  5160.  
  5161. 1133
  5162. 01:17:42,172 --> 01:17:43,434
  5163. Allison.
  5164.  
  5165. 1134
  5166. 01:17:45,142 --> 01:17:46,609
  5167. Bye, Carl.
  5168.  
  5169. 1135
  5170. 01:18:00,858 --> 01:18:04,419
  5171. I can't believe I didn't tell her
  5172. I was married. I'm such an idiot.
  5173.  
  5174. 1136
  5175. 01:18:05,195 --> 01:18:06,787
  5176. - You know what I did?
  5177. - What's that?
  5178.  
  5179. 1137
  5180. 01:18:06,964 --> 01:18:10,161
  5181. She asked me to move in with her
  5182. and I hesitated. That was like a no.
  5183.  
  5184. 1138
  5185. 01:18:10,334 --> 01:18:12,325
  5186. I should have said yes right away,
  5187. you know?
  5188.  
  5189. 1139
  5190. 01:18:12,503 --> 01:18:15,472
  5191. That's how the whole thing got
  5192. screwed up. I broke the covenant.
  5193.  
  5194. 1140
  5195. 01:18:15,639 --> 01:18:17,266
  5196. Ever think things got screwed up...
  5197.  
  5198. 1141
  5199. 01:18:17,441 --> 01:18:21,309
  5200. ...because you said yes without thinking,
  5201. not because of a covenant you made?
  5202.  
  5203. 1142
  5204. 01:18:21,478 --> 01:18:23,446
  5205. It's with the universe.
  5206. It's a big deal.
  5207.  
  5208. 1143
  5209. 01:18:23,614 --> 01:18:26,082
  5210. There is a middle ground here.
  5211. You can process things.
  5212.  
  5213. 1144
  5214. 01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:29,811
  5215. You can weigh them individually and
  5216. make decisions on a case-by-case basis...
  5217.  
  5218. 1145
  5219. 01:18:29,987 --> 01:18:31,454
  5220. ...a. k. a. What normal people do.
  5221.  
  5222. 1146
  5223. 01:18:31,622 --> 01:18:34,386
  5224. Yeah, that's a good point.
  5225. Hold that thought. Allison!
  5226.  
  5227. 1147
  5228. 01:18:34,558 --> 01:18:35,684
  5229. Or not.
  5230.  
  5231. 1148
  5232. 01:18:35,859 --> 01:18:37,759
  5233. Allison, please, can't we talk for a sec?
  5234.  
  5235. 1149
  5236. 01:18:37,928 --> 01:18:39,418
  5237. - Get away from me.
  5238. - Okay.
  5239.  
  5240. 1150
  5241. 01:18:40,230 --> 01:18:41,561
  5242. - Farther.
  5243. - Yeah.
  5244.  
  5245. 1151
  5246. 01:18:43,534 --> 01:18:44,933
  5247. Carl.
  5248.  
  5249. 1152
  5250. 01:18:48,806 --> 01:18:50,273
  5251. Bye, Carl.
  5252.  
  5253. 1153
  5254. 01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:53,975
  5255. <i>- Oh, I just love good food.
  5256. - So do I.</i>
  5257.  
  5258. 1154
  5259. 01:18:54,144 --> 01:18:55,975
  5260. <i>- Do you?
  5261. - Uh-huh.</i>
  5262.  
  5263. 1155
  5264. 01:18:56,146 --> 01:18:58,080
  5265. <i>You know you and I are a lot alike?</i>
  5266.  
  5267. 1156
  5268. 01:18:59,316 --> 01:19:01,648
  5269. <i>My mother likes good food.</i>
  5270.  
  5271. 1157
  5272. 01:19:02,519 --> 01:19:05,147
  5273. <i>She always used to say,
  5274. "I'd rather eat good food...</i>
  5275.  
  5276. 1158
  5277. 01:19:05,322 --> 01:19:07,256
  5278. <i>...than bad food any old day
  5279. of the week. "</i>
  5280.  
  5281. 1159
  5282. 01:19:07,424 --> 01:19:08,982
  5283. Hey.
  5284.  
  5285. 1160
  5286. 01:19:09,293 --> 01:19:11,158
  5287. It's me again.
  5288.  
  5289. 1161
  5290. 01:19:11,328 --> 01:19:13,796
  5291. Specifically I'm talking about 15
  5292. to 20 percent.
  5293.  
  5294. 1162
  5295. 01:19:13,964 --> 01:19:16,933
  5296. <i>The way we're gonna do this
  5297. is we're gonna go after the...</i>
  5298.  
  5299. 1163
  5300. 01:19:32,850 --> 01:19:35,648
  5301. Okay, I'm totally off the controls.
  5302.  
  5303. 1164
  5304. 01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:39,182
  5305. You're officially flying by yourself.
  5306.  
  5307. 1165
  5308. 01:19:40,757 --> 01:19:42,247
  5309. Cool.
  5310.  
  5311. 1166
  5312. 01:19:42,693 --> 01:19:45,719
  5313. There's no greater feeling in the world,
  5314. is there?
  5315.  
  5316. 1167
  5317. 01:19:48,966 --> 01:19:54,427
  5318. Hello, Jake, Rodrigo,
  5319. Penelope, Phillip, Zachary.
  5320.  
  5321. 1168
  5322. 01:19:54,605 --> 01:19:56,436
  5323. I'd like to thank you all for coming...
  5324.  
  5325. 1169
  5326. 01:19:56,607 --> 01:19:59,735
  5327. ...for no other reason
  5328. than you genuinely wanted to.
  5329.  
  5330. 1170
  5331. 01:19:59,910 --> 01:20:03,573
  5332. In an unrelated note,
  5333. everyone else can go jump off a bridge.
  5334.  
  5335. 1171
  5336. 01:20:15,626 --> 01:20:17,321
  5337. Ah!
  5338.  
  5339. 1172
  5340. 01:20:35,012 --> 01:20:36,172
  5341. Allison?
  5342.  
  5343. 1173
  5344. 01:20:36,346 --> 01:20:40,476
  5345. No, it's Wes P., Big C.
  5346. Did I catch you at a bad time?
  5347.  
  5348. 1174
  5349. 01:20:40,651 --> 01:20:45,714
  5350. <i>- No, no, I'm just hanging here.
  5351. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.</i>
  5352.  
  5353. 1175
  5354. 01:20:45,889 --> 01:20:47,720
  5355. Seeing how Corporate's treating you.
  5356.  
  5357. 1176
  5358. 01:20:47,891 --> 01:20:50,291
  5359. Kicks the crap out of dealing
  5360. with those peons, huh?
  5361.  
  5362. 1177
  5363. 01:20:50,460 --> 01:20:54,191
  5364. <i>- I never really thought of them as...
  5365. - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.</i>
  5366.  
  5367. 1178
  5368. 01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:59,694
  5369. Wes? Can you hear me?
  5370.  
  5371. 1179
  5372. 01:20:59,870 --> 01:21:01,132
  5373. <i>Go get the ball!</i>
  5374.  
  5375. 1180
  5376. 01:21:01,305 --> 01:21:04,741
  5377. So listen, I got a job for you.
  5378. We're shutting down a bunch of branches...
  5379.  
  5380. 1181
  5381. 01:21:04,908 --> 01:21:08,810
  5382. ...and I need you to tell the managers.
  5383. - Shutting down branches?
  5384.  
  5385. 1182
  5386. 01:21:09,246 --> 01:21:10,713
  5387. Which ones?
  5388.  
  5389. 1183
  5390. 01:21:12,382 --> 01:21:15,010
  5391. We are Sparta!
  5392.  
  5393. 1184
  5394. 01:21:18,755 --> 01:21:20,188
  5395. Hi, Norm.
  5396.  
  5397. 1185
  5398. 01:21:43,413 --> 01:21:45,711
  5399. <i>You have three messages.</i>
  5400.  
  5401. 1186
  5402. 01:21:45,882 --> 01:21:48,612
  5403. <i>Hi, Car, this is your
  5404. answer phone speaking.</i>
  5405.  
  5406. 1187
  5407. 01:21:48,785 --> 01:21:51,652
  5408. <i>No, it's me, Norm, just a reminder
  5409. about the party tonight.</i>
  5410.  
  5411. 1188
  5412. 01:21:51,822 --> 01:21:54,882
  5413. <i>I'll see you there, buddy. Roger, out.</i>
  5414.  
  5415. 1189
  5416. 01:21:55,292 --> 01:21:58,090
  5417. <i>Carl, it's Roons.
  5418. Thanks for letting me use your car.</i>
  5419.  
  5420. 1190
  5421. 01:21:58,261 --> 01:22:00,821
  5422. <i>You might notice the front bumper missing.
  5423. Not to worry.</i>
  5424.  
  5425. 1191
  5426. 01:22:00,998 --> 01:22:03,762
  5427. <i>I gave them your insurance.
  5428. The whole thing's being handled.</i>
  5429.  
  5430. 1192
  5431. 01:22:03,934 --> 01:22:08,303
  5432. <i>And I left a pile of laundry in my room.
  5433. Don't forget, no starch. Love you.</i>
  5434.  
  5435. 1193
  5436. 01:22:08,905 --> 01:22:11,931
  5437. <i>It's Peter. I'm sure you're aware
  5438. and completely on top of it...</i>
  5439.  
  5440. 1194
  5441. 01:22:12,109 --> 01:22:15,875
  5442. <i>...but just wanted to make sure Lucy's
  5443. shower is still on for tomorrow night.</i>
  5444.  
  5445. 1195
  5446. 01:22:16,046 --> 01:22:19,174
  5447. <i>Haven't received confirmation
  5448. of any sort from you. At all.</i>
  5449.  
  5450. 1196
  5451. 01:22:19,349 --> 01:22:22,011
  5452. <i>- Shower. Shit.
  5453. - It's on.</i>
  5454.  
  5455. 1197
  5456. 01:22:22,185 --> 01:22:24,153
  5457. <i>Right? Call me.</i>
  5458.  
  5459. 1198
  5460. 01:22:36,666 --> 01:22:37,690
  5461. - Hey, guys.
  5462. - Hey.
  5463.  
  5464. 1199
  5465. 01:22:37,868 --> 01:22:40,428
  5466. - What's wrong?
  5467. - I just really need to talk to you.
  5468.  
  5469. 1200
  5470. 01:22:40,604 --> 01:22:41,866
  5471. What?
  5472.  
  5473. 1201
  5474. 01:22:42,039 --> 01:22:44,701
  5475. Come on inside. I'll explain everything.
  5476.  
  5477. 1202
  5478. 01:22:49,946 --> 01:22:52,210
  5479. Surprise!
  5480.  
  5481. 1203
  5482. 01:22:52,382 --> 01:22:54,976
  5483. - Oh, my God.
  5484. - Happy shower.
  5485.  
  5486. 1204
  5487. 01:22:55,152 --> 01:22:56,619
  5488. How did you pull this off?
  5489.  
  5490. 1205
  5491. 01:22:56,787 --> 01:22:59,449
  5492. I just called in a few favors,
  5493. kept throwing money at it.
  5494.  
  5495. 1206
  5496. 01:23:00,190 --> 01:23:02,488
  5497. I like it, I like it.
  5498.  
  5499. 1207
  5500. 01:23:02,659 --> 01:23:04,092
  5501. - Rooney.
  5502. - Congrats.
  5503.  
  5504. 1208
  5505. 01:23:04,261 --> 01:23:06,354
  5506. - That's Bert. He's in fertilizer.
  5507. - Hey, B.
  5508.  
  5509. 1209
  5510. 01:23:06,530 --> 01:23:08,691
  5511. - And Lee, he's a male nurse.
  5512. - I know Lee.
  5513.  
  5514. 1210
  5515. 01:23:09,166 --> 01:23:11,999
  5516. Let's get this guy a drink.
  5517. He doesn't have long to live.
  5518.  
  5519. 1211
  5520. 01:23:12,169 --> 01:23:14,660
  5521. On him, on him.
  5522.  
  5523. 1212
  5524. 01:23:17,674 --> 01:23:18,698
  5525. Cake?
  5526.  
  5527. 1213
  5528. 01:23:18,875 --> 01:23:19,899
  5529. - Thanks.
  5530. - Sure.
  5531.  
  5532. 1214
  5533. 01:23:20,077 --> 01:23:24,480
  5534. - Oh, John Goodman.
  5535. - No, it's Alec Baldwin.
  5536.  
  5537. 1215
  5538. 01:23:26,049 --> 01:23:29,041
  5539. Oh, right. Nailed it.
  5540.  
  5541. 1216
  5542. 01:23:35,492 --> 01:23:39,485
  5543. Norm. Hey, thanks for coming, man.
  5544.  
  5545. 1217
  5546. 01:23:39,663 --> 01:23:42,496
  5547. - How you holding up?
  5548. - I'm okay, Car.
  5549.  
  5550. 1218
  5551. 01:23:42,666 --> 01:23:45,533
  5552. You know, taking her day by day.
  5553.  
  5554. 1219
  5555. 01:23:45,702 --> 01:23:48,535
  5556. Yeah. Well, I got a friend
  5557. I want you to meet.
  5558.  
  5559. 1220
  5560. 01:23:48,939 --> 01:23:50,065
  5561. Oh.
  5562.  
  5563. 1221
  5564. 01:23:54,478 --> 01:23:58,915
  5565. - Norman, this is Soo-Mi.
  5566. - Hi there.
  5567.  
  5568. 1222
  5569. 01:24:00,784 --> 01:24:05,153
  5570. - Can I call you Soo?
  5571. - Yes.
  5572.  
  5573. 1223
  5574. 01:24:05,322 --> 01:24:06,346
  5575. Do you dance?
  5576.  
  5577. 1224
  5578. 01:24:06,923 --> 01:24:09,414
  5579. Well, I've won some competitions.
  5580. Watch this.
  5581.  
  5582. 1225
  5583. 01:24:09,593 --> 01:24:13,154
  5584. - Come on.
  5585. - Look out. Oh, hey.
  5586.  
  5587. 1226
  5588. 01:24:39,422 --> 01:24:45,054
  5589. <i>- Oh, that's an interesting one.
  5590. - Yep. And it's half-price, so...</i>
  5591.  
  5592. 1227
  5593. 01:24:49,366 --> 01:24:51,231
  5594. Oh, jeez.
  5595.  
  5596. 1228
  5597. 01:24:51,835 --> 01:24:55,134
  5598. - That's the best wedding shower ever, man.
  5599. - Man, you deserve it.
  5600.  
  5601. 1229
  5602. 01:24:55,305 --> 01:24:57,273
  5603. - You all right?
  5604. - Yeah. Yeah.
  5605.  
  5606. 1230
  5607. 01:24:57,440 --> 01:25:00,534
  5608. - Yeah? She's still not calling you back?
  5609. - No.
  5610.  
  5611. 1231
  5612. 01:25:00,710 --> 01:25:03,235
  5613. - What are you gonna do?
  5614. - I don't know.
  5615.  
  5616. 1232
  5617. 01:25:03,413 --> 01:25:07,474
  5618. I guess I'll just stick with the program.
  5619. Keep saying yes to everything.
  5620.  
  5621. 1233
  5622. 01:25:07,651 --> 01:25:09,243
  5623. I know it sounds silly...
  5624.  
  5625. 1234
  5626. 01:25:09,419 --> 01:25:11,979
  5627. ...but maybe that bad stuff
  5628. will lead to something good.
  5629.  
  5630. 1235
  5631. 01:25:12,155 --> 01:25:16,455
  5632. Doesn't sound silly.
  5633. Well, maybe a little silly.
  5634.  
  5635. 1236
  5636. 01:25:17,060 --> 01:25:18,755
  5637. You wanna get dinner tomorrow night?
  5638.  
  5639. 1237
  5640. 01:25:18,929 --> 01:25:21,921
  5641. - Yes. And not because I have to.
  5642. - Great.
  5643.  
  5644. 1238
  5645. 01:25:22,098 --> 01:25:24,726
  5646. - Well, you do have to.
  5647. - Yeah.
  5648.  
  5649. 1239
  5650. 01:25:25,669 --> 01:25:28,399
  5651. - But you want to.
  5652. - Oh, yeah.
  5653.  
  5654. 1240
  5655. 01:25:28,572 --> 01:25:31,040
  5656. - So bad.
  5657. - Oh, God, me too.
  5658.  
  5659. 1241
  5660. 01:25:31,208 --> 01:25:33,176
  5661. - It's all I can think about.
  5662. - Really?
  5663.  
  5664. 1242
  5665. 01:25:38,648 --> 01:25:40,548
  5666. Hi there.
  5667.  
  5668. 1243
  5669. 01:25:41,484 --> 01:25:43,111
  5670. Hello there.
  5671.  
  5672. 1244
  5673. 01:25:43,887 --> 01:25:46,856
  5674. You must be Tillie.
  5675.  
  5676. 1245
  5677. 01:25:47,891 --> 01:25:52,885
  5678. - I've certainly heard a lot about you.
  5679. - Isn't that nice?
  5680.  
  5681. 1246
  5682. 01:25:56,399 --> 01:26:02,497
  5683. - Would you mind helping me?
  5684. - Absolutely, yeah. No problem.
  5685.  
  5686. 1247
  5687. 01:26:03,907 --> 01:26:05,636
  5688. Come on, let's go.
  5689.  
  5690. 1248
  5691. 01:26:15,485 --> 01:26:18,045
  5692. - Hello?
  5693. - Hi, Carl.
  5694.  
  5695. 1249
  5696. 01:26:18,688 --> 01:26:24,558
  5697. <i>- Oh, Stephanie. What's wrong?
  5698. - Can you come over?</i>
  5699.  
  5700. 1250
  5701. 01:26:24,728 --> 01:26:27,595
  5702. We had this big fight and he stormed off.
  5703.  
  5704. 1251
  5705. 01:26:27,764 --> 01:26:31,632
  5706. Well, these things have a way
  5707. of working themselves out.
  5708.  
  5709. 1252
  5710. 01:26:31,801 --> 01:26:33,530
  5711. I don't know.
  5712.  
  5713. 1253
  5714. 01:26:34,437 --> 01:26:38,430
  5715. - Not this time. I think it's over.
  5716. - Yeah?
  5717.  
  5718. 1254
  5719. 01:26:39,776 --> 01:26:42,244
  5720. You know,
  5721. but maybe it's supposed to be.
  5722.  
  5723. 1255
  5724. 01:26:42,412 --> 01:26:46,678
  5725. I mean, a part of me felt like something
  5726. wasn't right from the beginning.
  5727.  
  5728. 1256
  5729. 01:26:46,850 --> 01:26:51,184
  5730. - Yeah?
  5731. - I don't know, Carl. I'm so confused.
  5732.  
  5733. 1257
  5734. 01:26:51,354 --> 01:26:57,623
  5735. <i>Yeah. I'm gonna assume at this point,
  5736. it's, well...</i>
  5737.  
  5738. 1258
  5739. 01:26:57,794 --> 01:27:00,763
  5740. <i>- Stay with me tonight.
  5741. - Oh, Steph...</i>
  5742.  
  5743. 1259
  5744. 01:27:05,602 --> 01:27:07,331
  5745. Steph...
  5746.  
  5747. 1260
  5748. 01:27:08,004 --> 01:27:09,835
  5749. ...I can't.
  5750.  
  5751. 1261
  5752. 01:27:10,473 --> 01:27:12,168
  5753. I'm sorry.
  5754.  
  5755. 1262
  5756. 01:27:14,678 --> 01:27:16,612
  5757. What are you saying?
  5758.  
  5759. 1263
  5760. 01:27:18,248 --> 01:27:20,443
  5761. I'm saying no.
  5762.  
  5763. 1264
  5764. 01:27:36,933 --> 01:27:38,400
  5765. Are you serious?
  5766.  
  5767. 1265
  5768. 01:27:52,782 --> 01:27:53,942
  5769. Oh, Jesus.
  5770.  
  5771. 1266
  5772. 01:28:01,424 --> 01:28:03,949
  5773. Oh, please.
  5774.  
  5775. 1267
  5776. 01:28:04,461 --> 01:28:08,090
  5777. I didn't even see the red zone.
  5778. I've only been here for 20 minutes.
  5779.  
  5780. 1268
  5781. 01:28:08,264 --> 01:28:12,325
  5782. - Sorry, pal. Can't help you.
  5783. - Oh, come on. Can't you give me a break?
  5784.  
  5785. 1269
  5786. 01:28:12,502 --> 01:28:16,336
  5787. No, man, no, man, no, man.
  5788.  
  5789. 1270
  5790. 01:28:16,506 --> 01:28:20,704
  5791. <i>- No man, no man, no man...
  5792. - Not possible!</i>
  5793.  
  5794. 1271
  5795. 01:28:22,946 --> 01:28:25,073
  5796. Jackoff.
  5797.  
  5798. 1272
  5799. 01:28:26,149 --> 01:28:31,678
  5800. <i>Chapter 26,
  5801. "Words That Rhyme With Yes. "</i>
  5802.  
  5803. 1273
  5804. 01:28:31,855 --> 01:28:34,483
  5805. <i>Guess, mess.</i>
  5806.  
  5807. 1274
  5808. 01:28:34,657 --> 01:28:40,687
  5809. <i>Tess, that's a name.
  5810. Less, a word and a name.</i>
  5811.  
  5812. 1275
  5813. 01:28:40,864 --> 01:28:42,832
  5814. - Terrence, don't freak out.
  5815. - What the fuck?
  5816.  
  5817. 1276
  5818. 01:29:07,490 --> 01:29:10,254
  5819. Jesus, that nurse couldn't be
  5820. any more obvious.
  5821.  
  5822. 1277
  5823. 01:29:11,661 --> 01:29:15,358
  5824. She was coming in the room. It's like,
  5825. "Give me some space, woman. "
  5826.  
  5827. 1278
  5828. 01:29:15,532 --> 01:29:19,093
  5829. Again, I'm pretty sure
  5830. she was just here checking on Carl.
  5831.  
  5832. 1279
  5833. 01:29:19,369 --> 01:29:21,303
  5834. Peter.
  5835.  
  5836. 1280
  5837. 01:29:22,038 --> 01:29:23,699
  5838. A covenant.
  5839.  
  5840. 1281
  5841. 01:29:23,873 --> 01:29:26,171
  5842. Hey, buddy, you all right?
  5843.  
  5844. 1282
  5845. 01:29:26,776 --> 01:29:29,745
  5846. The covenant, it's coming down
  5847. hard on me, man.
  5848.  
  5849. 1283
  5850. 01:29:30,613 --> 01:29:33,446
  5851. - He keeps talking this covenant nonsense.
  5852. - It's not nonsense.
  5853.  
  5854. 1284
  5855. 01:29:33,616 --> 01:29:35,083
  5856. It is nonsense.
  5857.  
  5858. 1285
  5859. 01:29:36,820 --> 01:29:38,412
  5860. It's him.
  5861.  
  5862. 1286
  5863. 01:29:39,956 --> 01:29:44,222
  5864. Oh, thank God. Terrence. You have to
  5865. remove the covenant. It's killing me.
  5866.  
  5867. 1287
  5868. 01:29:44,394 --> 01:29:47,192
  5869. First of all, what were you doing
  5870. in my car?
  5871.  
  5872. 1288
  5873. 01:29:47,363 --> 01:29:49,797
  5874. I told you,
  5875. I need you to remove the covenant.
  5876.  
  5877. 1289
  5878. 01:29:49,966 --> 01:29:53,800
  5879. There is no covenant. There never was.
  5880. I was just riffing.
  5881.  
  5882. 1290
  5883. 01:29:54,838 --> 01:29:57,068
  5884. - Riffing?
  5885. - Well, I had to say something.
  5886.  
  5887. 1291
  5888. 01:29:57,240 --> 01:30:00,903
  5889. You were being difficult,
  5890. embarrassing me in front of my crowd.
  5891.  
  5892. 1292
  5893. 01:30:01,077 --> 01:30:04,046
  5894. - So the whole yes thing is all bullshit?
  5895. - No.
  5896.  
  5897. 1293
  5898. 01:30:04,214 --> 01:30:06,307
  5899. You just don't know how to use it,
  5900. that's all.
  5901.  
  5902. 1294
  5903. 01:30:06,483 --> 01:30:09,384
  5904. Yeah, I do. Say yes to everything.
  5905. Real tough to grasp.
  5906.  
  5907. 1295
  5908. 01:30:09,552 --> 01:30:11,520
  5909. No, that's not the point.
  5910.  
  5911. 1296
  5912. 01:30:11,688 --> 01:30:15,488
  5913. Well, maybe at first it is,
  5914. but that's just to open you up to it...
  5915.  
  5916. 1297
  5917. 01:30:15,658 --> 01:30:17,285
  5918. ...to get you started.
  5919.  
  5920. 1298
  5921. 01:30:17,460 --> 01:30:20,088
  5922. Then you're saying yes,
  5923. not because you have to...
  5924.  
  5925. 1299
  5926. 01:30:20,263 --> 01:30:22,697
  5927. ...not because a covenant tells you to...
  5928.  
  5929. 1300
  5930. 01:30:22,866 --> 01:30:25,801
  5931. ...but because you know in your heart
  5932. that you want to.
  5933.  
  5934. 1301
  5935. 01:30:27,070 --> 01:30:28,731
  5936. Yeah.
  5937.  
  5938. 1302
  5939. 01:30:29,305 --> 01:30:31,034
  5940. You're right.
  5941.  
  5942. 1303
  5943. 01:30:31,774 --> 01:30:34,675
  5944. - That makes perfect sense.
  5945. - I told you. I said that.
  5946.  
  5947. 1304
  5948. 01:30:34,844 --> 01:30:36,243
  5949. - You didn't say that.
  5950. - I did.
  5951.  
  5952. 1305
  5953. 01:30:36,412 --> 01:30:38,972
  5954. - You didn't say it like that.
  5955. - Not with an accent.
  5956.  
  5957. 1306
  5958. 01:30:39,582 --> 01:30:43,643
  5959. Thanks, Terrence. Sorry about the car,
  5960. and your head there.
  5961.  
  5962. 1307
  5963. 01:30:44,454 --> 01:30:48,322
  5964. - What time is it?
  5965. - It's 5:40 in the morning.
  5966.  
  5967. 1308
  5968. 01:30:48,491 --> 01:30:49,753
  5969. Perfect.
  5970.  
  5971. 1309
  5972. 01:30:52,562 --> 01:30:54,325
  5973. I said that.
  5974.  
  5975. 1310
  5976. 01:30:54,531 --> 01:30:56,158
  5977. Whatever.
  5978.  
  5979. 1311
  5980. 01:30:58,001 --> 01:31:01,562
  5981. I'm gonna hop in the bed
  5982. just in case the nurse comes back.
  5983.  
  5984. 1312
  5985. 01:31:05,842 --> 01:31:08,310
  5986. - Sir, you need to get back to your room.
  5987. - No, I don't.
  5988.  
  5989. 1313
  5990. 01:31:08,478 --> 01:31:10,810
  5991. - Sir, stop right there.
  5992. - Eat me.
  5993.  
  5994. 1314
  5995. 01:31:13,383 --> 01:31:17,342
  5996. - Lee. What are you doing here?
  5997. - I'm a nurse, remember?
  5998.  
  5999. 1315
  6000. 01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:21,889
  6001. Oh, yeah, right. Sorry.
  6002. Can I borrow your car?
  6003.  
  6004. 1316
  6005. 01:31:22,058 --> 01:31:26,495
  6006. No, I don't have my car anymore.
  6007. I've got my Ducati, thanks to you.
  6008.  
  6009. 1317
  6010. 01:31:27,130 --> 01:31:29,257
  6011. Ducati.
  6012.  
  6013. 1318
  6014. 01:31:34,203 --> 01:31:37,639
  6015. Have you ever driven one of these before?
  6016. They're quite powerful.
  6017.  
  6018. 1319
  6019. 01:31:37,807 --> 01:31:41,004
  6020. Yeah, I ride double all the time
  6021. on the scooter with Allison.
  6022.  
  6023. 1320
  6024. 01:31:41,177 --> 01:31:43,509
  6025. No, Carl,
  6026. this is not the same.
  6027.  
  6028. 1321
  6029. 01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:46,672
  6030. You really have to be careful. Okay?
  6031. These things have a lot of...
  6032.  
  6033. 1322
  6034. 01:31:47,684 --> 01:31:49,652
  6035. Holy Jesus.
  6036.  
  6037. 1323
  6038. 01:31:49,819 --> 01:31:51,081
  6039. - Torque.
  6040.  
  6041. 1324
  6042. 01:32:03,499 --> 01:32:05,558
  6043. - How you doing?
  6044. - Can't complain.
  6045.  
  6046. 1325
  6047. 01:32:07,437 --> 01:32:08,665
  6048. Ah!
  6049.  
  6050. 1326
  6051. 01:32:09,172 --> 01:32:11,003
  6052. You might wanna get out of the way.
  6053.  
  6054. 1327
  6055. 01:32:22,285 --> 01:32:24,685
  6056. - Come on. Jerk.
  6057. - I'm sorry.
  6058.  
  6059. 1328
  6060. 01:32:27,757 --> 01:32:28,815
  6061. Ah!
  6062.  
  6063. 1329
  6064. 01:32:32,695 --> 01:32:34,094
  6065. Whoa!
  6066.  
  6067. 1330
  6068. 01:33:18,541 --> 01:33:20,304
  6069. What an asshole.
  6070.  
  6071. 1331
  6072. 01:33:36,526 --> 01:33:38,084
  6073. Carl, what are you doing here?
  6074.  
  6075. 1332
  6076. 01:33:38,261 --> 01:33:42,163
  6077. I just wanted to tell you
  6078. that I don't wanna live with you.
  6079.  
  6080. 1333
  6081. 01:33:42,331 --> 01:33:45,425
  6082. Oh, wow. Thanks.
  6083. My knight in shining armor.
  6084.  
  6085. 1334
  6086. 01:33:45,601 --> 01:33:48,092
  6087. Okay, people, let's go.
  6088.  
  6089. 1335
  6090. 01:33:51,641 --> 01:33:52,733
  6091. But I wanna be with you.
  6092.  
  6093. 1336
  6094. 01:33:52,909 --> 01:33:55,104
  6095. But I don't wanna be with you.
  6096. I don't know you.
  6097.  
  6098. 1337
  6099. 01:33:55,278 --> 01:33:57,838
  6100. Everything I said I meant,
  6101. except about living together.
  6102.  
  6103. 1338
  6104. 01:33:58,014 --> 01:34:00,346
  6105. That makes me nervous,
  6106. but that's normal. It's big.
  6107.  
  6108. 1339
  6109. 01:34:00,516 --> 01:34:03,110
  6110. We shouldn't just jump into that
  6111. without thinking.
  6112.  
  6113. 1340
  6114. 01:34:03,286 --> 01:34:07,245
  6115. Why not? You do it with everything.
  6116. You say yes to whatever comes your way.
  6117.  
  6118. 1341
  6119. 01:34:07,423 --> 01:34:10,392
  6120. That's not true. You can say no
  6121. if you don't want something.
  6122.  
  6123. 1342
  6124. 01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:13,085
  6125. Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that?
  6126. Your literature?
  6127.  
  6128. 1343
  6129. 01:34:13,262 --> 01:34:15,253
  6130. Look, I know the philosophy
  6131. has some holes.
  6132.  
  6133. 1344
  6134. 01:34:15,431 --> 01:34:19,197
  6135. You think? Seems pretty airtight to me.
  6136.  
  6137. 1345
  6138. 01:34:19,368 --> 01:34:22,337
  6139. But if I hadn't done that,
  6140. I never would've met you.
  6141.  
  6142. 1346
  6143. 01:34:22,505 --> 01:34:25,599
  6144. Because the old Carl
  6145. didn't think he was enough for anybody.
  6146.  
  6147. 1347
  6148. 01:34:25,775 --> 01:34:28,801
  6149. I thought if I said yes to things
  6150. and got involved with people...
  6151.  
  6152. 1348
  6153. 01:34:28,978 --> 01:34:31,310
  6154. ...sooner or later,
  6155. they'd find out I'm not enough.
  6156.  
  6157. 1349
  6158. 01:34:31,848 --> 01:34:34,316
  6159. I didn't think I had anything to share.
  6160.  
  6161. 1350
  6162. 01:34:34,484 --> 01:34:37,749
  6163. But now I know that what I have to share
  6164. is pretty huge, and I wanna share it with you.
  6165.  
  6166. 1351
  6167. 01:34:39,088 --> 01:34:41,215
  6168. - Do you mind, Reggie?
  6169. - Seriously, dude.
  6170.  
  6171. 1352
  6172. 01:34:41,390 --> 01:34:43,415
  6173. Sorry, this seemed interesting.
  6174.  
  6175. 1353
  6176. 01:34:44,026 --> 01:34:46,494
  6177. Even if I had met you,
  6178. I never would've asked you out.
  6179.  
  6180. 1354
  6181. 01:34:46,662 --> 01:34:49,995
  6182. You were the complete opposite of me.
  6183. You did things and had friends...
  6184.  
  6185. 1355
  6186. 01:34:50,166 --> 01:34:53,226
  6187. ...and sang in rock bands
  6188. and made life happen.
  6189.  
  6190. 1356
  6191. 01:34:53,402 --> 01:34:55,336
  6192. You weren't scared of anything.
  6193.  
  6194. 1357
  6195. 01:34:55,505 --> 01:34:58,167
  6196. You don't think I'm scared of anything?
  6197.  
  6198. 1358
  6199. 01:34:58,341 --> 01:35:01,504
  6200. Who do you think I am?
  6201. I'm scared of a lot of things.
  6202.  
  6203. 1359
  6204. 01:35:02,111 --> 01:35:04,102
  6205. And I'm scared too.
  6206.  
  6207. 1360
  6208. 01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:06,339
  6209. So let's be scared together.
  6210.  
  6211. 1361
  6212. 01:35:08,284 --> 01:35:10,275
  6213. I don't know what you want me to say.
  6214.  
  6215. 1362
  6216. 01:35:10,920 --> 01:35:12,387
  6217. So just say yes...
  6218.  
  6219. 1363
  6220. 01:35:12,922 --> 01:35:15,356
  6221. ...but only if you really want to.
  6222.  
  6223. 1364
  6224. 01:35:15,591 --> 01:35:18,719
  6225. And can you do it kind of soon?
  6226. I think I'm starting to get a chill.
  6227.  
  6228. 1365
  6229. 01:35:20,029 --> 01:35:21,860
  6230. Yeah, I noticed that.
  6231.  
  6232. 1366
  6233. 01:35:22,398 --> 01:35:23,763
  6234. Well?
  6235.  
  6236. 1367
  6237. 01:35:30,573 --> 01:35:32,803
  6238. - Maybe.
  6239. - Come on.
  6240.  
  6241. 1368
  6242. 01:35:33,676 --> 01:35:37,271
  6243. - I'm not gonna say that word.
  6244. - Okay, maybe's fine. Maybe's good.
  6245.  
  6246. 1369
  6247. 01:35:44,253 --> 01:35:45,914
  6248. I like maybe.
  6249.  
  6250. 1370
  6251. 01:35:46,088 --> 01:35:47,282
  6252. - Reggie, come on.
  6253. - Dude.
  6254.  
  6255. 1371
  6256. 01:36:14,217 --> 01:36:17,675
  6257. Excuse me,
  6258. but pleats are kind of out of style.
  6259.  
  6260. 1372
  6261. 01:36:17,854 --> 01:36:20,015
  6262. You got anything with a flat front?
  6263.  
  6264. 1373
  6265. 01:36:20,189 --> 01:36:22,123
  6266. Oh, Soo-Mi, pleats are out?
  6267.  
  6268. 1374
  6269. 01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:26,193
  6270. Thanks, guys.
  6271.  
  6272. 1375
  6273. 01:36:26,362 --> 01:36:28,956
  6274. This is the single biggest donation
  6275. that we've ever had.
  6276.  
  6277. 1376
  6278. 01:36:29,131 --> 01:36:31,691
  6279. You're welcome, but it was Carl
  6280. that made it all happen.
  6281.  
  6282. 1377
  6283. 01:36:31,868 --> 01:36:33,233
  6284. You're a good man, Carl.
  6285.  
  6286. 1378
  6287. 01:36:33,402 --> 01:36:37,930
  6288. No big deal. I know a lot of people
  6289. who are willing to give.
  6290.  
  6291. 1379
  6292. 01:36:39,408 --> 01:36:44,744
  6293. Say it a million times.
  6294. Say it a million more times.
  6295.  
  6296. 1380
  6297. 01:36:44,914 --> 01:36:49,351
  6298. And the word
  6299. you will have said 2 million times is:
  6300.  
  6301. 1381
  6302. 01:36:49,518 --> 01:36:51,850
  6303. Yes!
  6304.  
  6305. 1382
  6306. 01:36:57,326 --> 01:36:59,487
  6307. Good God.
  6308.  
  6309. 1383
  6310. 01:38:33,589 --> 01:38:35,716
  6311. So anything else
  6312. we need to know?
  6313.  
  6314. 1384
  6315. 01:38:35,891 --> 01:38:40,157
  6316. Your instinct is gonna be to brake
  6317. with your chin or your forehead.
  6318.  
  6319. 1385
  6320. 01:38:40,329 --> 01:38:41,887
  6321. - Try to resist that.
  6322. - Right.
  6323.  
  6324. 1386
  6325. 01:38:42,064 --> 01:38:43,429
  6326. Right.
  6327.  
  6328. 1387
  6329. 01:38:44,700 --> 01:38:46,031
  6330. Oh, and thanks for the loan.
  6331.  
  6332. 1388
  6333. 01:38:46,202 --> 01:38:48,898
  6334. I never could have finished the suits
  6335. without it.
  6336.  
  6337. 1389
  6338. 01:38:50,606 --> 01:38:54,133
  6339. Listen, I'm not gonna think anything
  6340. less of you if you don't wanna do this.
  6341.  
  6342. 1390
  6343. 01:38:54,310 --> 01:38:55,334
  6344. What?
  6345.  
  6346. 1391
  6347. 01:38:55,511 --> 01:38:58,446
  6348. I mean, I'm still gonna be attracted
  6349. to you if you're a chicken.
  6350.  
  6351. 1392
  6352. 01:38:58,614 --> 01:39:00,275
  6353. What if I'm
  6354. one of those chickens...
  6355.  
  6356. 1393
  6357. 01:39:00,449 --> 01:39:03,748
  6358. ...whose head doesn't get severed
  6359. and my beak ends up in the bucket?
  6360.  
  6361. 1394
  6362. 01:39:03,919 --> 01:39:06,854
  6363. I'll see you at the bottom.
  6364. Unless you pass out.
  6365.  
  6366. 1395
  6367. 01:39:07,590 --> 01:39:10,582
  6368. I told you,
  6369. my foot caught a nail.
  6370.  
  6371. 1396
  6372. 01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:11,988
  6373. Hiyah!
  6374.  
  6375. 1397
  6376. 01:39:58,841 --> 01:40:00,365
  6377. I love this.
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