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- 1
- 00:00:31,947 --> 00:00:33,539
- No.
- 2
- 00:00:40,489 --> 00:00:42,821
- No means no.
- 3
- 00:00:52,767 --> 00:00:54,132
- <i>Bonjour.</i>
- 4
- 00:00:54,302 --> 00:00:55,735
- <i>Carl, I know it's you.</i>
- 5
- 00:00:55,904 --> 00:00:57,599
- Oh. Hey, man.
- 6
- 00:00:57,806 --> 00:01:00,274
- I was just about to call you.
- That's so weird.
- 7
- 00:01:00,442 --> 00:01:02,740
- Had your number dialed,
- was about to press "send. "
- 8
- 00:01:02,911 --> 00:01:04,105
- Did you block your number?
- 9
- 00:01:04,279 --> 00:01:07,612
- <i>Yeah, I did. You never answer
- when I don't.</i>
- 10
- 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:10,340
- <i>So, what are you doing?</i>
- 11
- 00:01:10,519 --> 00:01:12,783
- Oh, just hanging out in my apartment.
- 12
- 00:01:12,954 --> 00:01:15,422
- <i>- You did get my text, right?
- - What? Text? What?</i>
- 13
- 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:17,023
- <i>We're all going out tonight.</i>
- 14
- 00:01:17,192 --> 00:01:19,786
- Man, that sounds great.
- I wish I could join you.
- 15
- 00:01:19,961 --> 00:01:20,985
- I'm just so jammed up.
- 16
- 00:01:21,163 --> 00:01:23,028
- I'm totally off the grid,
- you know?
- 17
- 00:01:23,198 --> 00:01:24,460
- <i>No, I don't at all.</i>
- 18
- 00:01:24,633 --> 00:01:27,796
- I got a bunch of stuff going on.
- There's this thing I gotta do.
- 19
- 00:01:27,969 --> 00:01:30,699
- Any other night would've been great.
- Darn it to heck.
- 20
- 00:01:30,872 --> 00:01:32,100
- <i>Thing? What thing?</i>
- 21
- 00:01:32,274 --> 00:01:33,764
- Thing, you know, just a thing.
- 22
- 00:01:33,942 --> 00:01:36,877
- If I had my thing in front of me,
- I could tell you what it is...
- 23
- 00:01:37,045 --> 00:01:39,275
- <i>...but I know there's a thing.
- - A thing.</i>
- 24
- 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:42,541
- <i>I don't think there's anything
- written down in your fake calendar.</i>
- 25
- 00:01:42,717 --> 00:01:44,309
- No, it says specific things.
- 26
- 00:01:44,486 --> 00:01:47,580
- <i>Specific things.
- Like "get in line at the video store"?</i>
- 27
- 00:01:47,756 --> 00:01:49,883
- What? What are you talking about?
- 28
- 00:01:50,058 --> 00:01:52,549
- I'm not at the video store.
- I'm in my apartment.
- 29
- 00:01:52,727 --> 00:01:56,163
- <i>I can see you, Carl.
- I'm outside the video store.</i>
- 30
- 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,130
- <i>- That's not me.
- - It's not?</i>
- 31
- 00:02:00,302 --> 00:02:03,999
- Oh, I know what's happening.
- There is this guy who looks just like me...
- 32
- 00:02:04,172 --> 00:02:06,231
- ...who goes to a lot of
- the same stores I do.
- 33
- 00:02:06,408 --> 00:02:08,000
- That's probably who you're seeing.
- 34
- 00:02:08,176 --> 00:02:09,200
- Wow, that's amazing...
- 35
- 00:02:09,377 --> 00:02:12,312
- ...because his mouth is moving
- in sync with what you're saying.
- 36
- 00:02:14,015 --> 00:02:16,006
- <i>Carl, I know you're not saying anything.</i>
- 37
- 00:02:17,152 --> 00:02:19,450
- Carl, get outside.
- I know you're not talking.
- 38
- 00:02:19,621 --> 00:02:22,283
- - What? All right.
- - Carl.
- 39
- 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,186
- - Look who's here.
- - Hey. You.
- 40
- 00:02:29,331 --> 00:02:30,821
- Hi.
- 41
- 00:02:30,999 --> 00:02:33,194
- - I don't believe it.
- - Rooney.
- 42
- 00:02:33,368 --> 00:02:36,804
- Carl Allen.
- Never thought I'd see the day, my man.
- 43
- 00:02:36,972 --> 00:02:39,770
- - Hey.
- - Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy.
- 44
- 00:02:39,975 --> 00:02:41,875
- No, I just got a lot of stuff going on...
- 45
- 00:02:42,043 --> 00:02:45,638
- ...some things I gotta do, issues pending,
- keep me pretty busy.
- 46
- 00:02:45,814 --> 00:02:47,372
- Yeah? Oh, I hear you, player.
- 47
- 00:02:47,549 --> 00:02:50,017
- So we are really excited
- for you to be here, Carl...
- 48
- 00:02:50,185 --> 00:02:52,619
- ...because we have an announcement
- to make.
- 49
- 00:02:52,787 --> 00:02:54,687
- Honey, show him.
- 50
- 00:02:55,690 --> 00:02:57,419
- There it is. Deal with it.
- 51
- 00:02:57,592 --> 00:02:58,889
- We're engaged.
- 52
- 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:01,460
- - Oh, my God. Come on.
- - Right?
- 53
- 00:03:01,630 --> 00:03:05,191
- - Big step, huh?
- - Yeah, it's a big step. It's a huge one.
- 54
- 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:07,232
- Man. Moving fast. That's okay.
- 55
- 00:03:07,402 --> 00:03:08,767
- What has it been, six months?
- 56
- 00:03:08,937 --> 00:03:10,768
- - No.
- - Two years.
- 57
- 00:03:10,939 --> 00:03:13,407
- Oh, yeah. That's about right, then.
- 58
- 00:03:14,242 --> 00:03:18,178
- So anyway, we're gonna have
- an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
- 59
- 00:03:18,346 --> 00:03:20,405
- Oh, you bastard.
- Always knows how to get me.
- 60
- 00:03:20,582 --> 00:03:22,607
- Nice. Carl, does that work for you?
- 61
- 00:03:23,051 --> 00:03:26,020
- - Yeah, we'll figure it out.
- - What's there to figure out?
- 62
- 00:03:26,621 --> 00:03:27,781
- Oh, God, look who's here.
- 63
- 00:03:27,956 --> 00:03:30,550
- I'm not falling for that, Carl.
- What's to figure out?
- 64
- 00:03:30,725 --> 00:03:33,785
- - Open bar. What's the problem?
- - I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar.
- 65
- 00:03:33,962 --> 00:03:37,022
- - The Stephanie?
- - Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar.
- 66
- 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,127
- Oh, God, that is Stephanie.
- 67
- 00:03:41,303 --> 00:03:45,103
- - Looks like she's with someone there too.
- - They seem to be thriving. Good for her.
- 68
- 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:49,971
- They're touching each other's genitals.
- Isn't that amazing?
- 69
- 00:03:50,145 --> 00:03:53,239
- I'm so glad I came out. Love it.
- Okay, you know what? I gotta go.
- 70
- 00:03:53,415 --> 00:03:55,713
- - No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay.
- - What?
- 71
- 00:03:55,884 --> 00:03:58,079
- It's been years.
- You leave every time she comes.
- 72
- 00:03:58,253 --> 00:04:00,881
- Totally unrelated. It has nothing
- to do with Stephanie.
- 73
- 00:04:01,056 --> 00:04:03,081
- Carl. Peter.
- 74
- 00:04:03,258 --> 00:04:04,623
- - Rooney.
- - Stephanie, guys.
- 75
- 00:04:04,793 --> 00:04:06,055
- Hey.
- 76
- 00:04:06,227 --> 00:04:08,320
- - My boyfriend, Ted.
- - Hey.
- 77
- 00:04:08,496 --> 00:04:11,488
- <i>- I don't believe we...
- - No, I don't believe we have.</i>
- 78
- 00:04:12,033 --> 00:04:14,263
- - You're leaving?
- - Yeah, unfortunately.
- 79
- 00:04:14,436 --> 00:04:16,961
- Terrible timing too,
- because you just got here.
- 80
- 00:04:17,138 --> 00:04:18,730
- You just got here, too, Carl.
- 81
- 00:04:19,874 --> 00:04:22,468
- Yeah, but he's got a thing.
- 82
- 00:04:22,644 --> 00:04:25,670
- Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing,
- and there's no time.
- 83
- 00:04:25,847 --> 00:04:28,748
- There's a time crunch,
- and time is of the essence.
- 84
- 00:04:28,917 --> 00:04:32,580
- Anyway, I am gone-orrhea.
- 85
- 00:04:34,656 --> 00:04:37,523
- Wow. That didn't sound quite right.
- Oh, well.
- 86
- 00:04:37,692 --> 00:04:39,250
- Whoa!
- 87
- 00:04:48,169 --> 00:04:49,932
- See you, guys.
- 88
- 00:05:08,923 --> 00:05:12,654
- - Oh! Hi, Tillie.
- - Morning, Carl.
- 89
- 00:05:12,827 --> 00:05:15,159
- Would you like to come over
- for a little breakfast?
- 90
- 00:05:15,330 --> 00:05:17,457
- Gee, that sounds great, but I can't.
- 91
- 00:05:17,632 --> 00:05:20,533
- - Some cereal, a little yogurt?
- - Yeah, no.
- 92
- 00:05:20,702 --> 00:05:22,294
- How about some toast, huh?
- 93
- 00:05:22,470 --> 00:05:25,735
- You know, I have to go to work,
- but thanks.
- 94
- 00:05:25,907 --> 00:05:28,171
- Good show tonight.
- Come check us out.
- 95
- 00:05:28,777 --> 00:05:30,768
- Your loss. Hey, man,
- wanna rock out tonight?
- 96
- 00:05:30,945 --> 00:05:33,505
- - Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no?
- - Yep.
- 97
- 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:37,014
- - Yes?
- - No, I meant yes to your no.
- 98
- 00:05:37,852 --> 00:05:39,149
- Yeah, bye.
- 99
- 00:05:40,188 --> 00:05:44,284
- Persianwifefinder. com.
- No, thank you.
- 100
- 00:05:44,826 --> 00:05:48,523
- Costume party. Yeah, no.
- 101
- 00:05:50,465 --> 00:05:51,489
- Oh, boy.
- 102
- 00:05:53,902 --> 00:05:55,563
- Here we go.
- 103
- 00:05:55,737 --> 00:05:59,673
- - Carl Allen has reported for duty.
- - I'm not a soldier, Norman.
- 104
- 00:06:00,542 --> 00:06:02,942
- You're a soldier on the front line
- of finance.
- 105
- 00:06:03,845 --> 00:06:05,836
- Norman. Line one.
- 106
- 00:06:06,915 --> 00:06:09,383
- Did you wanna get that?
- In the privacy of your office?
- 107
- 00:06:09,551 --> 00:06:12,611
- - I'll just get it here.
- - Yeah, or that.
- 108
- 00:06:13,254 --> 00:06:14,744
- You're with Norman.
- 109
- 00:06:15,123 --> 00:06:20,584
- Uh-huh. Are you sure? Because...
- Okay. Yep. Whatever you say.
- 110
- 00:06:20,762 --> 00:06:22,093
- Okay.
- 111
- 00:06:24,365 --> 00:06:26,458
- Remember that promotion
- we were talking about?
- 112
- 00:06:26,634 --> 00:06:28,033
- - Yeah.
- - It's not gonna happen.
- 113
- 00:06:28,203 --> 00:06:30,296
- Tried to fight for you on the phone there.
- 114
- 00:06:30,472 --> 00:06:32,997
- It was between you and Demko,
- and they went with Demko.
- 115
- 00:06:33,174 --> 00:06:36,075
- I don't care.
- I didn't really want the job badly.
- 116
- 00:06:36,244 --> 00:06:39,645
- I just figured after five years,
- I'd be the logical choice, but whatever.
- 117
- 00:06:39,814 --> 00:06:42,908
- Look at it this way:
- At least you didn't get shit-canned.
- 118
- 00:06:43,084 --> 00:06:45,882
- - Do you know what that means?
- - Fired?
- 119
- 00:06:46,387 --> 00:06:49,652
- How did you know what that meant?
- Have you heard me say that before?
- 120
- 00:06:49,824 --> 00:06:51,724
- No, it's a pretty common expression.
- 121
- 00:06:51,893 --> 00:06:56,626
- - In my circles. I made it up.
- - Well, it's catching on.
- 122
- 00:06:56,798 --> 00:06:59,858
- This'll cheer you up.
- I'm having a little get-together at my place.
- 123
- 00:07:00,034 --> 00:07:03,970
- - It's a funny hat and-or wig party.
- - Oh, man.
- 124
- 00:07:05,073 --> 00:07:06,563
- Sucks I'm gonna be out of town.
- 125
- 00:07:07,141 --> 00:07:09,132
- - You don't know what day it is.
- - When is it?
- 126
- 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:10,470
- - Friday.
- - I'm out of town.
- 127
- 00:07:11,045 --> 00:07:13,013
- You spoke at the same time
- I did just then.
- 128
- 00:07:13,181 --> 00:07:15,809
- Like you were committed
- to saying what you were saying...
- 129
- 00:07:15,984 --> 00:07:19,044
- ...regardless of what I was gonna say.
- - Hm.
- 130
- 00:07:20,321 --> 00:07:22,255
- I admit, business has been slow.
- 131
- 00:07:22,423 --> 00:07:25,358
- There's a lot less demand
- for a small Rollerblade shop...
- 132
- 00:07:25,527 --> 00:07:27,586
- ...what with Big 5
- and Sport Chalet...
- 133
- 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:31,196
- ...but my designs are gonna
- revolutionize the roller industry.
- 134
- 00:07:31,366 --> 00:07:35,268
- I know that, Marv,
- but you have no equity.
- 135
- 00:07:35,436 --> 00:07:36,596
- - None.
- - And your credit...
- 136
- 00:07:36,771 --> 00:07:39,296
- Bad, but I don't wanna
- sound desperate.
- 137
- 00:07:39,474 --> 00:07:42,500
- - Yeah.
- - I have no other options left.
- 138
- 00:07:53,454 --> 00:07:56,184
- Carl. Hey. Long time no see.
- 139
- 00:07:56,357 --> 00:07:59,190
- Nick Lane? Hey.
- 140
- 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,329
- - You don't still work at the bank, do you?
- - Yeah.
- 141
- 00:08:02,497 --> 00:08:06,627
- Kind of why I'm sitting outside here,
- eating my lunch, wearing the nametag.
- 142
- 00:08:06,801 --> 00:08:08,826
- You must be running this place by now.
- 143
- 00:08:09,003 --> 00:08:12,495
- I could have. Had a couple offers.
- Didn't wanna get tied down.
- 144
- 00:08:12,674 --> 00:08:14,073
- - How's Stephanie?
- - Good.
- 145
- 00:08:14,242 --> 00:08:15,903
- God.
- 146
- 00:08:16,511 --> 00:08:19,036
- She's good. What have you been doing?
- 147
- 00:08:19,213 --> 00:08:22,376
- I've been all over the map, man.
- I've lived.
- 148
- 00:08:22,550 --> 00:08:26,077
- I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.
- I ate bat in Laos.
- 149
- 00:08:26,254 --> 00:08:27,812
- I shot a cow with a bazooka.
- 150
- 00:08:27,989 --> 00:08:30,981
- I'm not proud of that last one,
- but I did it, man.
- 151
- 00:08:31,159 --> 00:08:34,390
- - Sounds wild.
- - Wanna know my secret?
- 152
- 00:08:35,396 --> 00:08:36,522
- I'm a yes man.
- 153
- 00:08:37,332 --> 00:08:39,664
- The word "yes"
- has changed my life. Here.
- 154
- 00:08:39,834 --> 00:08:41,563
- No, thanks. I'm fine.
- 155
- 00:08:41,736 --> 00:08:43,499
- "Fine?" I wipe my ass with "fine. "
- 156
- 00:08:43,671 --> 00:08:45,332
- Wow. Okay.
- 157
- 00:08:45,506 --> 00:08:50,000
- - You don't wanna work here, Carl.
- - Yeah, I do.
- 158
- 00:08:50,311 --> 00:08:52,006
- No, you don't.
- 159
- 00:08:53,381 --> 00:08:54,871
- Why don't you take this rock...
- 160
- 00:08:55,049 --> 00:08:58,177
- ...throw it at that bank
- and shatter the window?
- 161
- 00:08:58,353 --> 00:09:01,345
- - No, thanks.
- - Then ask me if I want to.
- 162
- 00:09:01,522 --> 00:09:04,116
- - Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank?
- - Yes.
- 163
- 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:07,257
- Oh, my God.
- 164
- 00:09:07,428 --> 00:09:09,623
- - What are you, nuts?
- - Go to the seminar, Carl.
- 165
- 00:09:10,098 --> 00:09:11,122
- <i>Stay right there.</i>
- 166
- 00:09:11,299 --> 00:09:13,130
- - He's gonna break.
- - Stop.
- 167
- 00:09:17,505 --> 00:09:21,635
- Carl, live your life!
- You won't regret it.
- 168
- 00:09:21,809 --> 00:09:24,676
- - Whoo!
- - Hey, stop. Stop!
- 169
- 00:09:34,689 --> 00:09:36,987
- - I know you wanna see my band.
- - No.
- 170
- 00:09:37,592 --> 00:09:38,616
- Sorry.
- 171
- 00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:42,290
- <i>- Hello?
- - Stephanie?</i>
- 172
- 00:09:42,463 --> 00:09:44,795
- <i>- Carl.
- - Yeah, it's me.</i>
- 173
- 00:09:44,966 --> 00:09:49,096
- Just felt like calling you.
- I was missing you, I guess. Weird, huh?
- 174
- 00:09:49,537 --> 00:09:51,027
- Yes, Carl. I have to go.
- 175
- 00:09:51,205 --> 00:09:54,402
- - Ted and I are taking a little boat ride.
- - Oh, that's great.
- 176
- 00:09:54,575 --> 00:09:56,600
- Good for you. Good for you.
- 177
- 00:10:08,056 --> 00:10:11,514
- Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
- 178
- 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:21,628
- Oh, come on. You're halfway through,
- just snap it off already.
- 179
- 00:10:29,377 --> 00:10:33,313
- - Pete? Hey. Where you been?
- - You not been getting my calls?
- 180
- 00:10:33,481 --> 00:10:37,850
- What? God, no.
- Oh, I totally lost my phone.
- 181
- 00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:39,384
- You're so full of shit.
- 182
- 00:10:40,788 --> 00:10:44,189
- - Here it is.
- - Yeah. There it is.
- 183
- 00:10:44,358 --> 00:10:47,156
- You know what, buddy?
- You missed my engagement party tonight.
- 184
- 00:10:47,528 --> 00:10:50,895
- Oh, no. Oh, shoot, you're kidding.
- That was tonight?
- 185
- 00:10:51,065 --> 00:10:54,296
- - Mm-hm.
- - I'm so sorry, man. I totally gapped it.
- 186
- 00:10:54,469 --> 00:10:57,029
- Listen, I'll make it up to you.
- I promise. I swear.
- 187
- 00:10:57,205 --> 00:11:00,072
- You pick the day. Any day you want,
- we'll go out, swashbuckle.
- 188
- 00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:02,607
- - What does that even mean?
- - I don't know.
- 189
- 00:11:02,777 --> 00:11:06,804
- This wasn't drinks at a bar, Carl.
- This was my engagement party.
- 190
- 00:11:06,981 --> 00:11:09,973
- - You only get married once.
- - I certainly wouldn't do it again.
- 191
- 00:11:10,151 --> 00:11:12,551
- I know, Carl.
- I know that Stephanie left you.
- 192
- 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,884
- And I know that you have issues because
- of it, but this isn't about you. It's about me.
- 193
- 00:11:17,525 --> 00:11:20,585
- When's the last time you did anything fun?
- You always make excuses.
- 194
- 00:11:20,762 --> 00:11:23,196
- "I don't wanna commit.
- I don't wanna be tied down. "
- 195
- 00:11:23,364 --> 00:11:25,559
- I mean, do you even know
- my fiancee's last name?
- 196
- 00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:28,702
- Yeah. Fisher. Fishman.
- 197
- 00:11:28,870 --> 00:11:33,102
- - Wait. Fishwall?
- - Fishwall?
- 198
- 00:11:33,274 --> 00:11:36,505
- - You think her name's Lucy Fishwall?
- - No? That's wrong?
- 199
- 00:11:36,677 --> 00:11:38,167
- - It's Burns.
- - Burns?
- 200
- 00:11:38,513 --> 00:11:40,708
- It's Lucy Burns, Carl.
- 201
- 00:11:40,882 --> 00:11:43,578
- And guess what?
- She doesn't like my best friend.
- 202
- 00:11:44,118 --> 00:11:47,246
- I keep trying to think of reasons
- why she should, but you know what?
- 203
- 00:11:47,421 --> 00:11:49,286
- - I can't think of any.
- - Pete, I...
- 204
- 00:11:49,457 --> 00:11:52,551
- I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl.
- You do whatever you want.
- 205
- 00:11:52,727 --> 00:11:56,060
- I'm telling you, you don't change your life,
- you're gonna end up lonely.
- 206
- 00:11:56,230 --> 00:12:01,600
- A lonely guy, Carl. Lonely guy.
- 207
- 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,135
- Hey, Carl.
- 208
- 00:12:11,946 --> 00:12:13,914
- Hey, Rooney, come here for a second.
- 209
- 00:12:16,851 --> 00:12:21,254
- Carl look a little odd to you? Is it me,
- or does it look like he's kind of dead?
- 210
- 00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:24,985
- Nope. No more than usual.
- 211
- 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:28,959
- I don't know. I'm kind of leaning towards
- thinking he might actually be dead.
- 212
- 00:12:31,232 --> 00:12:34,668
- I guess I never saw him a lot,
- so it's hard for me to tell the difference.
- 213
- 00:12:34,869 --> 00:12:36,598
- Yeah, that's true.
- 214
- 00:12:37,271 --> 00:12:38,932
- He never did much.
- 215
- 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,437
- - Wasn't a good friend.
- - Nope.
- 216
- 00:12:41,175 --> 00:12:43,075
- Wasn't a good anything.
- 217
- 00:12:43,244 --> 00:12:47,237
- - Are there more beers in the fridge?
- - Sorry, last one.
- 218
- 00:12:47,915 --> 00:12:49,246
- Now, that's upsetting.
- 219
- 00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:57,056
- What was that?
- 220
- 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:44,035
- <i>Welcome to yes.
- We are about to begin.</i>
- 221
- 00:13:44,305 --> 00:13:46,899
- <i>Please, find a seat.</i>
- 222
- 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:50,401
- Carl? Hey, Carl! Psst!
- 223
- 00:13:50,578 --> 00:13:52,102
- Carl, man, hey.
- 224
- 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,373
- - Carl.
- - Hey, Nick.
- 225
- 00:13:54,882 --> 00:13:56,747
- - You made it, man.
- - Did you wanna...
- 226
- 00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:59,079
- Sure, let me sit down.
- I knew you'd come.
- 227
- 00:13:59,253 --> 00:14:03,087
- I saw it in your eyes, man.
- You're gonna love this. Terrence is a genius.
- 228
- 00:14:03,257 --> 00:14:07,284
- He's gonna blow your mind all over
- the room. He's like a mind grenade.
- 229
- 00:14:07,461 --> 00:14:09,929
- - I'm not sure I want that.
- - Yeah, but you need it.
- 230
- 00:14:10,097 --> 00:14:11,291
- That's why you're here.
- 231
- 00:14:11,465 --> 00:14:15,333
- You have got to start saying yes, my man,
- and I mean to everything.
- 232
- 00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:17,331
- It's starting.
- 233
- 00:14:18,339 --> 00:14:19,863
- <i>Life.</i>
- 234
- 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:23,768
- <i>We are all living it. Or are we?</i>
- 235
- 00:14:23,945 --> 00:14:25,310
- Ooh, heavy.
- 236
- 00:14:25,479 --> 00:14:31,884
- <i>Change is generated from consciousness,
- but where is consciousness generated from?</i>
- 237
- 00:14:32,053 --> 00:14:34,180
- <i>From the external.</i>
- 238
- 00:14:34,355 --> 00:14:38,416
- <i>And how do we control the external?
- With one word.</i>
- 239
- 00:14:39,193 --> 00:14:40,524
- <i>And what is that word?</i>
- 240
- 00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:43,088
- - Yes!
- - Jeez.
- 241
- 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,259
- Yes.
- 242
- 00:14:47,902 --> 00:14:48,926
- Yes.
- 243
- 00:14:50,771 --> 00:14:53,638
- - Yes, yes, yes!
- - Yes. Yes!
- 244
- 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,241
- - Yes!
- - Whoo!
- 245
- 00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:03,747
- The word is "yes. "
- 246
- 00:15:04,452 --> 00:15:07,785
- Yes, yes, yes.
- 247
- 00:15:08,022 --> 00:15:10,217
- - Say it a million times.
- - Yes.
- 248
- 00:15:10,424 --> 00:15:12,085
- Say it a million more times.
- 249
- 00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:15,558
- And the word you will have said
- 2 million times is:
- 250
- 00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,857
- Yes!
- 251
- 00:15:24,839 --> 00:15:25,897
- Yes.
- 252
- 00:15:26,173 --> 00:15:31,076
- I want you to invite yes into your lives...
- 253
- 00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:36,080
- ...because it will RSVP "yes. "
- 254
- 00:15:37,118 --> 00:15:42,146
- When you say yes to things,
- you embrace the possible.
- 255
- 00:15:42,323 --> 00:15:48,751
- You gobble up all of life's energies,
- and you excrete the waste.
- 256
- 00:15:49,797 --> 00:15:55,702
- Before we begin today,
- I'd like to welcome our new members.
- 257
- 00:15:58,105 --> 00:16:03,042
- - Who among you is new?
- - He is. This guy right here. He's new.
- 258
- 00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:05,337
- - Over here.
- - Please don't. Jesus.
- 259
- 00:16:05,513 --> 00:16:11,782
- - Come on up, future yes man.
- - That's okay, I'm just auditing.
- 260
- 00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:19,351
- You can't audit life, my friend.
- Now get on up here.
- 261
- 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:25,159
- - No, thanks. I'm cool.
- - I'm sorry? What was that you said?
- 262
- 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:31,000
- - I said, I'm cool.
- - Before that.
- 263
- 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,567
- Thank you.
- 264
- 00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:36,801
- Back up just a little bit more.
- 265
- 00:16:36,977 --> 00:16:39,741
- <i>- No.
- - No man. No man.</i>
- 266
- 00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:41,973
- <i>No man. No man. No man.</i>
- 267
- 00:16:42,149 --> 00:16:43,343
- <i>No man. No man.</i>
- 268
- 00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:44,916
- Okay.
- 269
- 00:16:46,654 --> 00:16:49,589
- If the molehill won't come to Terrence...
- 270
- 00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:53,982
- ...Terrence will come to the molehill.
- 271
- 00:17:02,136 --> 00:17:03,194
- What's your name?
- 272
- 00:17:05,005 --> 00:17:06,438
- Carl.
- 273
- 00:17:06,874 --> 00:17:08,239
- Let me guess, Carl.
- 274
- 00:17:08,409 --> 00:17:11,071
- Someone talked you
- into coming here today, didn't they?
- 275
- 00:17:12,179 --> 00:17:14,670
- - Yes.
- - Yes!
- 276
- 00:17:14,849 --> 00:17:18,580
- And you're not sure about this, are you?
- 277
- 00:17:19,186 --> 00:17:20,210
- No.
- 278
- 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:24,448
- <i>No man. No man.
- No man. No man.</i>
- 279
- 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,252
- You're dead, Carl.
- 280
- 00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:30,360
- You say no to life,
- and therefore you're not living.
- 281
- 00:17:30,798 --> 00:17:33,528
- You make up excuses
- to the people around you...
- 282
- 00:17:33,701 --> 00:17:35,066
- ...and to yourself.
- 283
- 00:17:35,569 --> 00:17:39,130
- You're stuck in the same dead-end job.
- You have been for years.
- 284
- 00:17:39,306 --> 00:17:43,538
- You don't have a girlfriend. You don't
- have anything close to a girlfriend.
- 285
- 00:17:43,711 --> 00:17:45,576
- And you lost the love of your life...
- 286
- 00:17:45,746 --> 00:17:48,738
- ...because she couldn't be with someone
- who didn't live theirs.
- 287
- 00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:56,552
- And on most nights you're so bored
- and filled with ennui...
- 288
- 00:17:56,724 --> 00:18:00,888
- ...you can't even summon the enthusiasm
- necessary to masturbate.
- 289
- 00:18:01,929 --> 00:18:04,022
- Am I right, Carl?
- 290
- 00:18:08,335 --> 00:18:11,896
- I have had some trouble.
- 291
- 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,937
- - We're gonna make a covenant, Carl.
- - Yes.
- 292
- 00:18:22,116 --> 00:18:25,574
- <i>- Do you want to make a covenant?
- - Ugh...</i>
- 293
- 00:18:27,021 --> 00:18:28,545
- The word is "yes," Carl.
- 294
- 00:18:28,722 --> 00:18:29,950
- - Yes!
- - Yes.
- 295
- 00:18:30,124 --> 00:18:31,148
- - Yes!
- - Yes.
- 296
- 00:18:31,325 --> 00:18:32,815
- Yes!
- 297
- 00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:35,854
- Once you leave this building...
- 298
- 00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:40,022
- ...every time an opportunity
- presents itself...
- 299
- 00:18:40,768 --> 00:18:42,998
- ...no matter what it is...
- 300
- 00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:45,229
- ...you will say yes.
- 301
- 00:18:45,406 --> 00:18:46,498
- - Yes.
- - Yes!
- 302
- 00:18:46,674 --> 00:18:47,971
- - Yes.
- - Yes!
- 303
- 00:18:48,142 --> 00:18:50,235
- - Yes.
- - Yes.
- 304
- 00:18:51,679 --> 00:18:53,442
- What if I...
- 305
- 00:18:54,682 --> 00:18:56,343
- say
- 306
- 00:18:56,784 --> 00:18:58,308
- ...the other word?
- 307
- 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:02,054
- You'll be making a promise to yourself.
- 308
- 00:19:02,223 --> 00:19:06,250
- And when you break a promise
- to yourself...
- 309
- 00:19:06,427 --> 00:19:09,726
- ...things can get a little dicey.
- 310
- 00:19:09,897 --> 00:19:12,457
- What do you say, Carl?
- 311
- 00:19:12,866 --> 00:19:16,097
- Are you ready to make a covenant?
- 312
- 00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:18,031
- - Come on, Carl.
- - Yes.
- 313
- 00:19:18,205 --> 00:19:19,502
- - Yes.
- - Yes.
- 314
- 00:19:19,673 --> 00:19:21,800
- - Yes.
- - Again.
- 315
- 00:19:21,976 --> 00:19:23,409
- - Yes.
- - Yes.
- 316
- 00:19:23,577 --> 00:19:25,408
- - Say it again.
- - Yes!
- 317
- 00:19:27,348 --> 00:19:31,182
- - Make me believe it.
- - Yes, yes, yes.
- 318
- 00:19:34,989 --> 00:19:36,047
- Yes!
- 319
- 00:20:04,752 --> 00:20:05,776
- Hey, there he is.
- 320
- 00:20:05,953 --> 00:20:07,716
- - That was really wonderful.
- - Thank you.
- 321
- 00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:09,253
- Pretty powerful stuff, huh?
- 322
- 00:20:09,423 --> 00:20:11,721
- - Hey. Good to have you with us.
- - Yes.
- 323
- 00:20:11,892 --> 00:20:15,350
- - So are you gonna do it?
- - I don't know. Maybe.
- 324
- 00:20:15,529 --> 00:20:19,727
- That's weird. I didn't realize
- we just stepped out of a "maybe" seminar.
- 325
- 00:20:21,902 --> 00:20:25,099
- Hey, man. That's a nice car.
- 326
- 00:20:25,906 --> 00:20:28,636
- Could you drive me to Elysian Park?
- 327
- 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,373
- <i>Oh. Ugh...</i>
- 328
- 00:20:31,545 --> 00:20:32,910
- Yes!
- 329
- 00:20:33,781 --> 00:20:37,342
- Sure he can. Right, Carl?
- 330
- 00:20:40,487 --> 00:20:41,920
- Yeah, why not?
- 331
- 00:20:42,823 --> 00:20:46,452
- Yes. You won't regret this, Carl.
- 332
- 00:20:51,899 --> 00:20:56,495
- - Can I use your phone?
- - Go, man, go.
- 333
- 00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:28,995
- Keep going or this'll do,
- because it doesn't really matter?
- 334
- 00:21:29,169 --> 00:21:31,364
- Yeah, hold on a sec,
- I can't hear myself think.
- 335
- 00:21:31,538 --> 00:21:35,133
- It's just a little further, man.
- Just right up the hill there.
- 336
- 00:21:35,309 --> 00:21:37,038
- Go ahead.
- 337
- 00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:39,869
- And what did you say?
- 338
- 00:21:41,315 --> 00:21:46,446
- Oh, I'm just right
- over here. Okay. Yeah.
- 339
- 00:21:47,054 --> 00:21:48,282
- What? Hello? Hello?
- 340
- 00:21:49,690 --> 00:21:52,158
- Oh, shit, man. Your battery's dead.
- 341
- 00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:53,987
- Oh, great.
- 342
- 00:21:55,229 --> 00:21:59,188
- <i>- Thanks.
- - Well, gracias, amigo.</i>
- 343
- 00:21:59,366 --> 00:22:02,824
- I mean, it's real nice of you
- to give me a ride. Most people just say no.
- 344
- 00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:06,669
- Course, I have been having a lot of luck
- lately outside of that hotel.
- 345
- 00:22:07,141 --> 00:22:09,507
- No problem. Have a good night.
- 346
- 00:22:10,377 --> 00:22:12,311
- Can I borrow a couple bucks?
- 347
- 00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:15,705
- Okay.
- 348
- 00:22:16,884 --> 00:22:18,909
- I've come this far.
- 349
- 00:22:20,854 --> 00:22:22,515
- Yes, you can.
- 350
- 00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:25,419
- You got a whole lot there.
- Can I have it all?
- 351
- 00:22:31,165 --> 00:22:34,566
- Sure. It's all yours.
- 352
- 00:22:37,538 --> 00:22:39,938
- God bless you, man.
- 353
- 00:23:01,328 --> 00:23:02,795
- Oh, come on.
- 354
- 00:23:03,897 --> 00:23:05,762
- Come on, come on.
- 355
- 00:23:10,204 --> 00:23:11,432
- Perfect.
- 356
- 00:23:12,606 --> 00:23:15,973
- Hey, Carl. Do you wanna give
- all your money away to a homeless guy?
- 357
- 00:23:16,143 --> 00:23:17,633
- Yes, yes, I do.
- 358
- 00:23:17,811 --> 00:23:19,335
- Letting him
- burn out your phone...
- 359
- 00:23:19,513 --> 00:23:21,777
- ...so you can't call AAA
- when you run out of gas?
- 360
- 00:23:21,949 --> 00:23:24,440
- That sounds like a fucking great idea!
- 361
- 00:23:25,185 --> 00:23:27,449
- Why don't you take a stroll
- through the hills...
- 362
- 00:23:27,621 --> 00:23:30,988
- ...and get killed by the Manson family?
- Don't mind if I do.
- 363
- 00:23:48,308 --> 00:23:50,139
- Come on, man.
- 364
- 00:23:52,646 --> 00:23:56,104
- Yes. Since that's my only fucking option.
- 365
- 00:24:12,099 --> 00:24:16,092
- Would you like to carry a 20-pound
- container of gas up a giant hill to your car?
- 366
- 00:24:16,270 --> 00:24:19,364
- Oh, could I? Could I really?
- 367
- 00:24:20,774 --> 00:24:22,264
- That's a good look.
- 368
- 00:24:24,177 --> 00:24:27,704
- - Hi. Did you just take my picture?
- - Maybe.
- 369
- 00:24:28,849 --> 00:24:31,010
- Did you just run out of gas?
- 370
- 00:24:31,485 --> 00:24:32,782
- Maybe.
- 371
- 00:24:34,488 --> 00:24:38,447
- That sucks.
- That happened to me last week.
- 372
- 00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:40,456
- When you were driving
- out of your way...
- 373
- 00:24:40,627 --> 00:24:44,393
- ...to drop off a homeless guy who wore out
- your battery so you couldn't call AAA?
- 374
- 00:24:44,565 --> 00:24:47,363
- No. I take it
- that's what happened to you.
- 375
- 00:24:47,534 --> 00:24:49,934
- No. Why would you assume that?
- 376
- 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:53,135
- He used up your phone?
- 377
- 00:24:53,307 --> 00:24:57,243
- Yeah. Apparently he was the most popular
- homeless man on the planet.
- 378
- 00:24:57,411 --> 00:25:00,005
- He was staying connected.
- It was good to see.
- 379
- 00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:03,172
- I'm just glad that I could
- be a part of it, really.
- 380
- 00:25:03,350 --> 00:25:05,978
- - That must feel good.
- - Oh, truly, truly.
- 381
- 00:25:06,153 --> 00:25:08,644
- Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise,
- which is cool.
- 382
- 00:25:09,323 --> 00:25:11,018
- Well, do you need a ride?
- 383
- 00:25:12,092 --> 00:25:13,650
- On that thing?
- 384
- 00:25:24,371 --> 00:25:26,532
- Am I going too fast for you?
- 385
- 00:25:26,707 --> 00:25:29,574
- No. In fact, I think you should go faster.
- 386
- 00:25:29,743 --> 00:25:32,507
- That way if we crash, at least I'll die.
- 387
- 00:25:32,679 --> 00:25:35,409
- I just don't wanna
- be kept alive artificially.
- 388
- 00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:49,592
- - What are you doing?
- - I'm taking a picture. Smile.
- 389
- 00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:55,527
- - I can't see. I'm blind.
- - Me too. Isn't it great? Whoo!
- 390
- 00:26:07,948 --> 00:26:12,009
- Yeah, that's getting it good. Yep.
- 391
- 00:26:14,154 --> 00:26:16,486
- - Well, thanks again for the ride.
- - No problem.
- 392
- 00:26:16,657 --> 00:26:19,888
- Hopefully the color will return
- to your face sometime soon.
- 393
- 00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:23,052
- - I'm more of a four-wheel kind of guy.
- - Really?
- 394
- 00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:26,722
- I never would've guessed that.
- You seemed so at ease on two.
- 395
- 00:26:28,669 --> 00:26:32,469
- - Can I have my helmet back now?
- - I'm still wearing it, aren't I?
- 396
- 00:26:32,639 --> 00:26:33,799
- Yeah.
- 397
- 00:26:35,308 --> 00:26:37,139
- Thanks.
- 398
- 00:26:38,278 --> 00:26:39,438
- So you okay?
- 399
- 00:26:39,613 --> 00:26:42,810
- Yeah, I'm good, unless you wanna
- stick around and make out.
- 400
- 00:26:42,983 --> 00:26:45,508
- - What?
- - What did you say?
- 401
- 00:26:49,189 --> 00:26:50,747
- Hey, I...
- 402
- 00:26:56,063 --> 00:26:58,088
- Have a good night.
- 403
- 00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:25,290
- Yes.
- 404
- 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:36,168
- "Yes always leads
- to something good.
- 405
- 00:27:40,207 --> 00:27:42,402
- Never avoid opportunities.
- 406
- 00:27:42,576 --> 00:27:44,669
- They may come in any form. "
- 407
- 00:27:49,182 --> 00:27:52,413
- <i>- Hello?
- - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.</i>
- 408
- 00:27:52,586 --> 00:27:55,521
- Well, and your boss, but more your buddy
- than your boss, right?
- 409
- 00:27:55,689 --> 00:27:57,418
- I guess.
- 410
- 00:27:58,692 --> 00:28:01,559
- So look, we're kind of short
- on Saturday staff.
- 411
- 00:28:01,728 --> 00:28:03,389
- Is there any way you could come in?
- 412
- 00:28:04,397 --> 00:28:05,625
- Sure.
- 413
- 00:28:05,799 --> 00:28:09,257
- Nothing I like better than the inside
- of a bank on a beautiful Saturday.
- 414
- 00:28:09,436 --> 00:28:13,668
- Yeah. Yeah, there really is something
- magical about this place.
- 415
- 00:28:17,811 --> 00:28:21,770
- Would I like to increase the size
- of my penis?
- 416
- 00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:24,008
- Right.
- 417
- 00:28:24,584 --> 00:28:26,245
- Like I need that.
- 418
- 00:28:30,624 --> 00:28:35,493
- <i>- Persian wifefinder.
- - Hi there. I am Faranoush.</i>
- 419
- 00:28:35,662 --> 00:28:38,153
- <i>Would you be the man for me?</i>
- 420
- 00:28:38,598 --> 00:28:40,361
- I guess so.
- 421
- 00:28:41,434 --> 00:28:44,733
- Excuse me. I'd like to apply
- for a small-business loan.
- 422
- 00:28:44,905 --> 00:28:46,202
- And what's your business?
- 423
- 00:28:46,373 --> 00:28:49,604
- I bake cakes in the shape
- of different celebrities' faces.
- 424
- 00:28:50,010 --> 00:28:53,969
- - Oh, wow, Mickey Rourke.
- - No. It's Bono.
- 425
- 00:28:54,514 --> 00:28:57,039
- Oh. Yeah, right.
- 426
- 00:28:57,217 --> 00:28:59,583
- Let's hope it doesn't taste
- like Mickey Rourke.
- 427
- 00:29:00,954 --> 00:29:02,285
- So, what do you think?
- 428
- 00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:07,183
- I think yes.
- 429
- 00:29:12,432 --> 00:29:13,990
- Inta-maresting.
- 430
- 00:29:14,501 --> 00:29:15,934
- Cakes, huh?
- 431
- 00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:20,198
- Yeah. I just kind of went with my gut
- on it, Norm.
- 432
- 00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:23,038
- - You called me Norm.
- - Yeah.
- 433
- 00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:26,737
- - Could that, like, be my nickname?
- - Yeah. I guess.
- 434
- 00:29:26,913 --> 00:29:31,748
- Oh, nice. I like your style.
- Car. That could be yours.
- 435
- 00:29:31,952 --> 00:29:33,817
- Yeah. Carl's pretty short already, but...
- 436
- 00:29:33,987 --> 00:29:36,182
- But it's the kind of dazzle
- we need around here.
- 437
- 00:29:36,356 --> 00:29:38,221
- - Yeah.
- - And you know what I did?
- 438
- 00:29:38,391 --> 00:29:39,415
- What?
- 439
- 00:29:39,593 --> 00:29:44,155
- That Demko thing really chapped my ass.
- I marched upstairs and I told the big guns:
- 440
- 00:29:44,331 --> 00:29:47,926
- "Carl gets promoted in lieu of Demko,
- or along with Demko...
- 441
- 00:29:48,101 --> 00:29:50,535
- ...whichever, or I walk. "
- 442
- 00:29:50,704 --> 00:29:52,968
- Really? What did they say?
- 443
- 00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:56,870
- Well, they were quite attracted to the me
- walking option, you know, for a moment.
- 444
- 00:29:57,043 --> 00:29:59,375
- - But then I threw that off the table.
- - Good move.
- 445
- 00:29:59,546 --> 00:30:03,004
- And they said if you started to show
- some initiative, I could promote you.
- 446
- 00:30:03,783 --> 00:30:04,807
- And?
- 447
- 00:30:05,018 --> 00:30:06,349
- - Well, you're doing it.
- - Yeah?
- 448
- 00:30:06,519 --> 00:30:08,282
- - Yeah, the whole cake thing.
- - Yeah.
- 449
- 00:30:08,455 --> 00:30:10,184
- - You're making up nicknames.
- - Okay.
- 450
- 00:30:10,357 --> 00:30:12,222
- Know what?
- I called Demko this morning...
- 451
- 00:30:12,392 --> 00:30:14,690
- ...to ask if he could work,
- and know what he said?
- 452
- 00:30:14,861 --> 00:30:17,056
- - No.
- - How did you know that?
- 453
- 00:30:17,230 --> 00:30:18,254
- He's not here.
- 454
- 00:30:18,431 --> 00:30:20,797
- - Yeah, but you are, Car.
- - Yeah.
- 455
- 00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:23,959
- And that's why I'm gonna
- give the job to you.
- 456
- 00:30:24,337 --> 00:30:27,636
- Norm, that's amazing.
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
- 457
- 00:30:27,807 --> 00:30:31,834
- Nice little raise in it for you too.
- Bump up your salary to 65.
- 458
- 00:30:32,012 --> 00:30:34,845
- - Thousand?
- - Of course, thousand.
- 459
- 00:30:35,015 --> 00:30:37,882
- Come on, let's step this thing
- up a notch, Broseph.
- 460
- 00:30:39,786 --> 00:30:40,810
- See what I did there?
- 461
- 00:30:40,987 --> 00:30:46,289
- I joined "bro" with "Joseph. " Broseph.
- Pretty cool, huh?
- 462
- 00:30:46,793 --> 00:30:48,283
- Very cool, Norm.
- 463
- 00:30:52,365 --> 00:30:55,357
- I have been such a dick and a douche.
- 464
- 00:30:55,802 --> 00:30:58,168
- More of a douche
- than a dick, probably...
- 465
- 00:30:58,338 --> 00:31:01,136
- ...but I'm sorry. I should have been there.
- I mean, really.
- 466
- 00:31:01,408 --> 00:31:05,970
- - You're preaching to the choir, Carl.
- - I'm telling you, man, things are different.
- 467
- 00:31:06,146 --> 00:31:08,671
- Okay. Wait, so wait.
- You have to say yes to everything?
- 468
- 00:31:08,848 --> 00:31:12,614
- Yeah, exactly. It's like you said:
- I wasn't open to stuff, and now I am...
- 469
- 00:31:12,786 --> 00:31:16,813
- ...and things are changing for me.
- It's like the era of yes has begun.
- 470
- 00:31:16,990 --> 00:31:19,959
- All right. Look, gets you out of the house,
- I'm all for it.
- 471
- 00:31:20,126 --> 00:31:22,390
- Excuse me.
- Could we get another round of drinks?
- 472
- 00:31:22,562 --> 00:31:24,427
- And actually, we're gonna start a tab...
- 473
- 00:31:24,597 --> 00:31:27,566
- ...and our good friend here, Carl,
- will be taking care of it.
- 474
- 00:31:29,269 --> 00:31:33,865
- - Well, you're okay with that, right, buddy?
- - Yes. Yes, I am.
- 475
- 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,405
- Okay.
- 476
- 00:31:39,446 --> 00:31:43,746
- I should be prepping my case for Monday,
- but I cannot miss this.
- 477
- 00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:47,114
- Hey, you, another bump of hot sauce.
- 478
- 00:31:48,588 --> 00:31:52,615
- Boy, you guys are really
- into this yes thing.
- 479
- 00:31:57,163 --> 00:31:58,562
- Argh!
- 480
- 00:32:01,301 --> 00:32:02,734
- Okay, okay.
- 481
- 00:32:22,989 --> 00:32:24,149
- He did it.
- 482
- 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,465
- Drinks on me.
- 483
- 00:32:36,336 --> 00:32:37,530
- Crazy, man.
- 484
- 00:32:38,938 --> 00:32:40,303
- Carl, that was so awesome.
- 485
- 00:32:40,473 --> 00:32:42,941
- - Okay.
- - Excuse me. Could I...
- 486
- 00:32:43,109 --> 00:32:44,940
- Absolutely.
- 487
- 00:32:45,111 --> 00:32:49,309
- I don't think that's what she was
- asking for, but all right.
- 488
- 00:32:52,285 --> 00:32:54,253
- Was I chewing gum before?
- 489
- 00:32:54,421 --> 00:32:56,946
- Hey. What do you
- think you're doing, asshole?
- 490
- 00:32:57,123 --> 00:32:59,785
- Easy, easy.
- It was a little misunderstanding, okay?
- 491
- 00:32:59,959 --> 00:33:05,158
- I'm just saying yes to life, homes.
- You gotta say yes to life.
- 492
- 00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:08,494
- I made a sacred "conevant. "
- 493
- 00:33:09,002 --> 00:33:10,629
- That sounded naughty.
- 494
- 00:33:11,271 --> 00:33:14,069
- - I think you and I need to step outside.
- - No. God, no.
- 495
- 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,573
- Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this.
- 496
- 00:33:17,977 --> 00:33:20,571
- Okay. But if I win...
- 497
- 00:33:20,747 --> 00:33:24,615
- ...I get to take that pretty girl of yours
- to a ball...
- 498
- 00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:27,116
- ...because she deserves that.
- 499
- 00:33:27,287 --> 00:33:30,745
- Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.
- 500
- 00:33:31,491 --> 00:33:33,482
- That is so nice.
- 501
- 00:33:37,330 --> 00:33:38,388
- Oh, shit.
- 502
- 00:33:41,468 --> 00:33:45,131
- All right. He punched me
- right in the face, man.
- 503
- 00:33:45,305 --> 00:33:47,933
- - Don't worry. I got your back.
- - You don't have anybody's.
- 504
- 00:33:48,108 --> 00:33:49,803
- I'm sorry, man. It's all our fault.
- 505
- 00:33:49,976 --> 00:33:52,706
- - I haven't fighted in a fight since grade 7.
- - I know.
- 506
- 00:33:52,879 --> 00:33:54,813
- Hey. Are we gonna fight or what?
- 507
- 00:33:54,981 --> 00:33:58,542
- Yeah, we're gonna fight.
- We're gonna fight, all right. Okay?
- 508
- 00:33:58,718 --> 00:34:00,982
- You want some, huh, more?
- 509
- 00:34:01,154 --> 00:34:04,521
- Because I am open for business, okay?
- Oh, where'd I go?
- 510
- 00:34:05,158 --> 00:34:06,750
- Oh, where'd I go?
- 511
- 00:34:06,926 --> 00:34:09,019
- Yeah, how do you fight
- what you can't see?
- 512
- 00:34:10,296 --> 00:34:13,629
- <i>Did you see The Legend of Billy Jack?</i>
- 513
- 00:34:14,033 --> 00:34:16,433
- Because I'm gonna take this foot...
- 514
- 00:34:16,603 --> 00:34:20,369
- ...and I'm gonna whop you
- on that side of your face...
- 515
- 00:34:20,540 --> 00:34:23,134
- ...and there's not a goddamn thing
- you can do about it.
- 516
- 00:34:25,044 --> 00:34:27,444
- Just don't break my teeth
- off on the curb, okay?
- 517
- 00:34:27,614 --> 00:34:31,482
- But let's really sell this.
- Give them a show.
- 518
- 00:34:31,651 --> 00:34:32,675
- What?
- 519
- 00:34:32,852 --> 00:34:37,653
- First, we have
- to establish the ground rules.
- 520
- 00:34:37,824 --> 00:34:41,191
- And the ground rules are
- there are no ground rules.
- 521
- 00:34:45,598 --> 00:34:48,465
- Idiot. I'm the wrong guy.
- 522
- 00:34:48,768 --> 00:34:51,396
- Well, maybe you need to start
- being the right guy.
- 523
- 00:34:51,571 --> 00:34:53,095
- That's why you got punched out...
- 524
- 00:34:53,273 --> 00:34:56,834
- ...because you got the wrong attitude
- right out of the gate.
- 525
- 00:34:57,010 --> 00:34:58,409
- I'm over here, dickhole.
- 526
- 00:34:58,945 --> 00:35:02,540
- Oh, my God. That's so funny.
- 527
- 00:35:02,849 --> 00:35:04,840
- You're a complete...
- 528
- 00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:07,143
- You all right?
- 529
- 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,413
- I almost blocked it.
- Didn't get there in time.
- 530
- 00:35:09,589 --> 00:35:11,318
- Okay, we're done.
- We've been drinking.
- 531
- 00:35:11,491 --> 00:35:13,482
- - He's really been drinking.
- - Seriously, man.
- 532
- 00:35:13,660 --> 00:35:15,525
- I'm glad we had this experience.
- 533
- 00:35:15,862 --> 00:35:21,095
- - I think we both grew from it. Call me.
- - You asshole.
- 534
- 00:35:22,635 --> 00:35:27,937
- - We really did.
- - Yeah. We did, bud.
- 535
- 00:35:31,144 --> 00:35:33,578
- She's never gonna go to a ball.
- 536
- 00:35:33,746 --> 00:35:36,544
- No. No, she's not.
- 537
- 00:36:08,214 --> 00:36:12,275
- - Okay. Tillie, there you are.
- - Hi, Carl.
- 538
- 00:36:12,452 --> 00:36:13,851
- What can I do for you?
- 539
- 00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:17,353
- Well, I was wondering if you could help me
- put up some shelves.
- 540
- 00:36:18,358 --> 00:36:19,950
- Oh, really?
- 541
- 00:36:26,199 --> 00:36:32,297
- Okay. That should just about do it.
- 542
- 00:36:32,472 --> 00:36:35,873
- - I'll see you later, Tillie.
- - That was wonderful, Carl.
- 543
- 00:36:36,809 --> 00:36:39,607
- Oh, not so fast.
- 544
- 00:36:40,213 --> 00:36:41,612
- What are you doing?
- 545
- 00:36:42,482 --> 00:36:46,418
- - Oh, darn, I forgot to go to the bank.
- - Oh, that's okay.
- 546
- 00:36:46,586 --> 00:36:49,146
- I'm getting so forgetful.
- 547
- 00:36:49,322 --> 00:36:52,382
- - It happens with age.
- - Don't worry about it.
- 548
- 00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:55,356
- I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
- 549
- 00:36:55,528 --> 00:36:59,624
- Oh, just doing a favor for a neighbor
- is good enough for me.
- 550
- 00:37:00,867 --> 00:37:03,358
- You are so handsome.
- 551
- 00:37:04,370 --> 00:37:08,067
- How come I never see you
- with a girl over there?
- 552
- 00:37:08,241 --> 00:37:13,907
- Well, I'm just... I'm not in a serious thing,
- but I am dating.
- 553
- 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,742
- - Would you like a release?
- - I'm sorry?
- 554
- 00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:19,749
- You know, a sexual release?
- 555
- 00:37:19,952 --> 00:37:21,283
- <i>Uh...</i>
- 556
- 00:37:22,221 --> 00:37:26,521
- - What do I do here?
- - Oh, you don't have to do anything, Carl.
- 557
- 00:37:26,693 --> 00:37:30,356
- You just lay back
- and I will take care of everything.
- 558
- 00:37:30,530 --> 00:37:33,897
- I don't know what to say here.
- I'm stumped. I'm baffled.
- 559
- 00:37:34,067 --> 00:37:37,127
- I don't know if I'm gonna be able
- to say yes to this one, Till.
- 560
- 00:37:37,303 --> 00:37:40,568
- - Oh, come on.
- - But thanks for the offer and the image.
- 561
- 00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:45,700
- And I've got this thing I gotta do,
- so I'll be seeing you.
- 562
- 00:37:46,946 --> 00:37:50,006
- In my nightmares.
- 563
- 00:37:51,384 --> 00:37:53,648
- Oh, come on, give me a break.
- 564
- 00:37:54,654 --> 00:37:57,851
- Terrence said this would happen if I said no.
- That's ridiculous.
- 565
- 00:37:58,024 --> 00:38:02,757
- Get out of there.
- If I wanna say no, I'll say no!
- 566
- 00:38:16,843 --> 00:38:17,867
- Nice dog.
- 567
- 00:38:29,555 --> 00:38:33,924
- Just relax. I'll handle this.
- 568
- 00:38:39,632 --> 00:38:41,190
- Oh, God!
- 569
- 00:38:42,301 --> 00:38:45,964
- <i>Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...</i>
- 570
- 00:38:46,773 --> 00:38:47,865
- Wow.
- 571
- 00:38:48,174 --> 00:38:50,404
- <i>That... Oh...</i>
- 572
- 00:38:51,944 --> 00:38:53,411
- <i>That is a...</i>
- 573
- 00:38:53,579 --> 00:38:55,376
- How are you doing that? Ay!
- 574
- 00:39:02,088 --> 00:39:05,615
- <i>"Costume party. Come as your favorite
- Harry Potter character. "</i>
- 575
- 00:39:05,792 --> 00:39:06,816
- You got it, Norm.
- 576
- 00:39:54,841 --> 00:39:55,865
- Hi.
- 577
- 00:39:58,044 --> 00:40:01,536
- Really? I've always wanted
- to try it. Yeah.
- 578
- 00:40:01,714 --> 00:40:04,581
- So I can expect delivery anytime
- between 8 a. m. and 5:30?
- 579
- 00:40:05,952 --> 00:40:07,886
- Hello. Wondering if you had a moment...
- 580
- 00:40:08,054 --> 00:40:10,921
- ...to discuss the Church of Jesus Christ.
- - Yeah, come on in.
- 581
- 00:40:12,091 --> 00:40:15,288
- - Buttercup Girls.
- - Buttercup Girls.
- 582
- 00:40:16,963 --> 00:40:18,794
- Yeah. All right.
- 583
- 00:40:21,734 --> 00:40:25,431
- Hey. It's really working. Ah!
- 584
- 00:40:29,976 --> 00:40:33,412
- It's beautiful, man. It's beautiful.
- 585
- 00:40:33,579 --> 00:40:37,140
- I do wanna take guitar lessons.
- I do wanna learn how to fly.
- 586
- 00:40:37,316 --> 00:40:38,977
- Yes, I would like to learn Korean.
- 587
- 00:40:39,151 --> 00:40:46,148
- <i>I would understand</i>
- 588
- 00:40:48,327 --> 00:40:49,817
- All right, now I got it.
- 589
- 00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:55,061
- Whoa.
- 590
- 00:41:08,648 --> 00:41:10,809
- What did he call me?
- 591
- 00:41:16,422 --> 00:41:17,446
- Homeless.
- 592
- 00:41:18,658 --> 00:41:20,455
- Come and get it.
- 593
- 00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,628
- There you are. You want some?
- 594
- 00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:24,159
- He never listens.
- 595
- 00:41:25,498 --> 00:41:26,522
- Yeah.
- 596
- 00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:30,633
- I wanna start an
- organic-fertilizer distribution business.
- 597
- 00:41:34,774 --> 00:41:35,832
- Next.
- 598
- 00:41:36,609 --> 00:41:40,477
- - Wanna see a... Oh, sorry.
- - You know what? I'd love to.
- 599
- 00:41:40,646 --> 00:41:42,341
- Way to stick in there.
- 600
- 00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:02,998
- There you go.
- 601
- 00:42:03,235 --> 00:42:05,601
- Hey. I came.
- 602
- 00:42:06,172 --> 00:42:07,867
- Great.
- 603
- 00:42:09,241 --> 00:42:10,503
- Yeah.
- 604
- 00:42:12,311 --> 00:42:14,006
- Rolling Rock, please.
- 605
- 00:42:16,916 --> 00:42:19,749
- - From the dawn of time...
- - In the netherworld.
- 606
- 00:42:21,554 --> 00:42:23,215
- There was a band.
- 607
- 00:42:23,389 --> 00:42:25,414
- Oh, yes, there was.
- 608
- 00:42:26,058 --> 00:42:27,457
- And we were that band.
- 609
- 00:42:27,627 --> 00:42:29,424
- Yes, we were.
- 610
- 00:42:29,629 --> 00:42:31,358
- And that band made rock 'n' roll.
- 611
- 00:42:31,530 --> 00:42:33,088
- Oh, yes, they did.
- 612
- 00:42:33,899 --> 00:42:38,359
- And that band ate arame
- and other sea vegetables.
- 613
- 00:42:38,537 --> 00:42:39,970
- Yeah.
- 614
- 00:42:40,139 --> 00:42:43,199
- And that band was rad.
- 615
- 00:42:46,245 --> 00:42:51,239
- Hello, Jake, Penelope,
- Rodrigo, Phillip, Zachary.
- 616
- 00:42:51,450 --> 00:42:54,317
- - We are Munchausen by Proxy.
- - You're kidding me.
- 617
- 00:42:54,487 --> 00:42:56,614
- <i>I should have been the one
- To break up with you</i>
- 618
- 00:42:56,789 --> 00:42:58,723
- <i>You said, "Who are you?"</i>
- 619
- 00:42:58,891 --> 00:43:00,722
- <i>Who are you?</i>
- 620
- 00:43:00,893 --> 00:43:06,297
- <i>I wanna snap your neck and spit on you
- You said, "Who are you?"</i>
- 621
- 00:43:06,465 --> 00:43:08,330
- <i>Who are you?</i>
- 622
- 00:43:08,701 --> 00:43:13,764
- <i>If I got a call that said you were dead
- You said, "Who are you?"</i>
- 623
- 00:43:13,939 --> 00:43:15,964
- <i>Who are you?</i>
- 624
- 00:43:16,142 --> 00:43:20,909
- <i>I'd shrug my shoulders, and I'd say whatevs
- You said, "Who are you?"</i>
- 625
- 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,571
- <i>Who are you?</i>
- 626
- 00:43:23,749 --> 00:43:28,186
- Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian?
- He's a computer hacker.
- 627
- 00:43:28,354 --> 00:43:31,812
- He helped me erase your MySpace page.
- 628
- 00:43:31,991 --> 00:43:36,360
- And your band's MySpace page.
- And your Facebook page.
- 629
- 00:43:36,529 --> 00:43:38,429
- Happy networking, asshole.
- 630
- 00:43:54,714 --> 00:43:59,276
- <i>Don't call me past 11 p. m.
- It won't happen again</i>
- 631
- 00:43:59,452 --> 00:44:01,317
- <i>Happened once, it happened twice</i>
- 632
- 00:44:01,487 --> 00:44:05,150
- <i>It happened three times,
- Maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe</i>
- 633
- 00:44:05,324 --> 00:44:08,259
- <i>Maybe it happened six times
- But it won't happen a seventh time</i>
- 634
- 00:44:08,427 --> 00:44:10,327
- <i>No, no, no, no</i>
- 635
- 00:44:13,933 --> 00:44:17,960
- <i>I'm not your late night booty call</i>
- 636
- 00:44:19,839 --> 00:44:22,330
- <i>Whore no more</i>
- 637
- 00:44:22,508 --> 00:44:27,411
- <i>Don't call me past 11 p. m.
- It won't happen again</i>
- 638
- 00:44:28,013 --> 00:44:29,742
- <i>You can call me at 10:59</i>
- 639
- 00:44:29,915 --> 00:44:34,443
- <i>But don't call me at 11
- 'Cause that's my rule now</i>
- 640
- 00:44:44,830 --> 00:44:47,321
- Can I get a water?
- 641
- 00:44:52,004 --> 00:44:55,167
- Hey. Out-of-gas make-out guy.
- 642
- 00:44:55,341 --> 00:44:58,742
- Did we make out? Oh, right, we did.
- Now I remember.
- 643
- 00:44:58,911 --> 00:45:01,675
- - What are you doing here?
- - I know. Is this crazy or what?
- 644
- 00:45:01,847 --> 00:45:03,815
- - It's so crazy.
- - Yeah.
- 645
- 00:45:03,983 --> 00:45:06,543
- - Are you stalking me?
- - No. I would never do that.
- 646
- 00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,688
- By the way, your new living-room
- furniture looks great from the yard.
- 647
- 00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:15,720
- - Hey, great gig or whatever, you know.
- - Thanks.
- 648
- 00:45:15,895 --> 00:45:19,262
- Yeah. Strong lyrics.
- You just make that stuff up?
- 649
- 00:45:19,431 --> 00:45:22,264
- - It comes from personal experience.
- - Cool.
- 650
- 00:45:22,434 --> 00:45:23,731
- You want a drink?
- 651
- 00:45:23,936 --> 00:45:27,099
- Oh, I can't. I have to wake up early.
- 652
- 00:45:27,273 --> 00:45:30,436
- <i>- So I have to go, but...
- - Oh, really?</i>
- 653
- 00:45:32,711 --> 00:45:35,271
- But you can walk me to my scooter.
- 654
- 00:45:36,682 --> 00:45:39,082
- I teach a jogging photo group...
- 655
- 00:45:39,251 --> 00:45:43,654
- ...for people who want to both exercise
- and practice photography.
- 656
- 00:45:43,823 --> 00:45:46,223
- Oh, yeah,
- that's getting very popular now.
- 657
- 00:45:46,392 --> 00:45:50,385
- It's in Griffith Park
- and we do a loop. It's about five miles.
- 658
- 00:45:50,563 --> 00:45:52,861
- It's at 6 a. m.
- 659
- 00:45:53,032 --> 00:45:57,298
- Wow. I haven't been up at 6 a. m.
- In, like, never.
- 660
- 00:45:57,469 --> 00:46:01,599
- - That's early.
- - Yeah, but it makes for amazing pictures.
- 661
- 00:46:02,975 --> 00:46:04,408
- Okay, so you're in a band...
- 662
- 00:46:04,577 --> 00:46:07,671
- ...you do the jogging photography,
- what else?
- 663
- 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,973
- Whatever I want.
- 664
- 00:46:10,149 --> 00:46:13,516
- I volunteer at a shelter. I paint a little bit.
- 665
- 00:46:13,686 --> 00:46:16,120
- Yeah, that's cool.
- I've done some charity work.
- 666
- 00:46:16,288 --> 00:46:18,552
- And some nude modeling, FYI.
- 667
- 00:46:19,859 --> 00:46:22,919
- <i>Good to know, if, you know,
- if I ever need to...</i>
- 668
- 00:46:24,864 --> 00:46:28,698
- So anyway, my answer is yes.
- I'd be happy to go out with you.
- 669
- 00:46:28,868 --> 00:46:30,961
- I didn't ask you out.
- 670
- 00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:33,331
- Could have fooled me
- with that modeling comment.
- 671
- 00:46:33,505 --> 00:46:34,904
- You said that.
- 672
- 00:46:35,074 --> 00:46:37,702
- Well, whoever said it,
- it made me very uncomfortable.
- 673
- 00:46:40,079 --> 00:46:42,604
- Hey, why don't you
- come to my class tomorrow?
- 674
- 00:46:42,781 --> 00:46:46,842
- Why don't you stop smothering me?
- Seriously. It's way too much too soon.
- 675
- 00:46:47,019 --> 00:46:48,213
- Yeah, I'd love to.
- 676
- 00:46:49,788 --> 00:46:53,690
- <i>Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...</i>
- 677
- 00:46:53,859 --> 00:46:57,124
- - Carl.
- - Allison.
- 678
- 00:47:13,946 --> 00:47:14,970
- Yeah, Rooney?
- 679
- 00:47:15,147 --> 00:47:16,876
- <i>Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.</i>
- 680
- 00:47:17,049 --> 00:47:20,610
- <i>Got a case of Red Bull.
- Gonna pull an all-nighter. You down?</i>
- 681
- 00:47:20,786 --> 00:47:22,344
- Yeah.
- 682
- 00:47:29,929 --> 00:47:32,363
- Okay, guys, everybody ready?
- Cameras loaded?
- 683
- 00:47:32,531 --> 00:47:33,793
- - Allison?
- - Yeah?
- 684
- 00:47:33,966 --> 00:47:35,831
- Do we need to use a flash?
- 685
- 00:47:36,001 --> 00:47:37,832
- Not when the sun's up, Reggie.
- 686
- 00:47:46,278 --> 00:47:49,509
- Beautiful night, guys.
- You take it to the limit, and I respect that.
- 687
- 00:47:49,682 --> 00:47:52,480
- Hit me on the cell this week.
- Let's do it again.
- 688
- 00:47:52,651 --> 00:47:56,712
- Carl, if somebody asked me to
- describe tonight, I would just go, "Ow!"
- 689
- 00:47:56,889 --> 00:47:59,949
- Back at you, Roon. Lee, I hardly know you,
- but I feel comfortable.
- 690
- 00:48:00,125 --> 00:48:04,061
- Look how close I'm getting.
- Hey, Allison, it's me, Carl. I'm here.
- 691
- 00:48:04,830 --> 00:48:06,855
- Allison, I'm here.
- 692
- 00:48:08,534 --> 00:48:09,694
- Allison.
- 693
- 00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:14,062
- Hey. Who were those guys?
- 694
- 00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,538
- That's Rooney and my friend Lee.
- He's a nurse. I was making fun of him.
- 695
- 00:48:17,710 --> 00:48:20,611
- We hit a couple raves last night.
- It was totally off the hook.
- 696
- 00:48:20,779 --> 00:48:23,077
- - You seem a little hyper.
- - Had a couple Red Bulls.
- 697
- 00:48:23,248 --> 00:48:26,979
- Ever had Red Bull? I never had Red Bull.
- Had Red Bull last night. I like Red Bull.
- 698
- 00:48:27,152 --> 00:48:29,017
- I got a new necklace. Glows in the dark.
- 699
- 00:48:29,188 --> 00:48:31,554
- Can't really see it right now,
- unless you do this.
- 700
- 00:48:31,724 --> 00:48:35,160
- That's really something. Doesn't Red Bull
- make you crash pretty hard?
- 701
- 00:48:35,327 --> 00:48:38,057
- No, no, no. No, no. I don't think so. No.
- 702
- 00:48:38,230 --> 00:48:41,222
- No. Hey, after we jog,
- we should get a Red Bull.
- 703
- 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,800
- You and I could get a Red Bull.
- We could share.
- 704
- 00:48:43,969 --> 00:48:45,561
- - Okay, that'd be fu...
- - Red Bull.
- 705
- 00:48:45,738 --> 00:48:46,864
- - That sounds...
- - Red Bull.
- 706
- 00:48:47,072 --> 00:48:48,266
- - I think I'd...
- - Red Bull.
- 707
- 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,738
- - I'd really...
- - Red Bull.
- 708
- 00:48:50,909 --> 00:48:53,002
- Red Bull.
- 709
- 00:48:53,579 --> 00:48:58,243
- Okay. A lot of energy. I like it.
- Everybody, this is Carl.
- 710
- 00:48:58,417 --> 00:49:00,817
- - Carl, this is everybody.
- - Hey, everybody.
- 711
- 00:49:01,620 --> 00:49:05,181
- Come on. Let's get into shipshape.
- 712
- 00:49:12,164 --> 00:49:13,756
- Oh, it's a good one.
- 713
- 00:49:15,868 --> 00:49:16,857
- Hold that.
- 714
- 00:49:18,203 --> 00:49:19,329
- Got it.
- 715
- 00:49:29,448 --> 00:49:31,507
- Hey, Carl, you okay?
- 716
- 00:49:34,253 --> 00:49:36,244
- Hold it right there.
- 717
- 00:49:51,570 --> 00:49:53,060
- That's good.
- 718
- 00:49:54,306 --> 00:49:59,300
- I can't put my finger on you.
- You're kind of unpredictable.
- 719
- 00:49:59,678 --> 00:50:01,612
- Kind of mysterious.
- 720
- 00:50:01,780 --> 00:50:02,906
- You know, listen.
- 721
- 00:50:03,082 --> 00:50:06,518
- I like to keep it fresh. I like to live it up.
- I like to mix it up.
- 722
- 00:50:06,685 --> 00:50:09,017
- If that doesn't jive with you,
- we should end this.
- 723
- 00:50:09,188 --> 00:50:11,053
- I love that.
- 724
- 00:50:11,223 --> 00:50:14,420
- I don't know how people go through life
- with the same boring routine.
- 725
- 00:50:14,593 --> 00:50:16,652
- - Just shoot me.
- - I know. Right in the face.
- 726
- 00:50:16,829 --> 00:50:20,265
- Seriously, I dated this guy and I was
- astounded at how content he was...
- 727
- 00:50:20,432 --> 00:50:23,094
- ...just living his life
- in this closed-off little box.
- 728
- 00:50:23,268 --> 00:50:26,931
- I know. It's so frustrating. I just
- wanna grab these people and shake them.
- 729
- 00:50:27,106 --> 00:50:30,837
- Say, "Wake up, you. You're missing out
- on a little thing called life. "
- 730
- 00:50:31,009 --> 00:50:32,738
- - That's so true.
- - Yeah.
- 731
- 00:50:33,612 --> 00:50:36,672
- So, what happened
- to closed-off-little-box boy?
- 732
- 00:50:36,849 --> 00:50:40,114
- It just didn't work out. It's a long story.
- 733
- 00:50:40,285 --> 00:50:43,686
- Yeah? Same story
- you were singing about last night?
- 734
- 00:50:44,523 --> 00:50:46,115
- Might be.
- 735
- 00:50:47,025 --> 00:50:49,994
- Closed-off-little-box boy, tender topic.
- Probe no further.
- 736
- 00:50:50,162 --> 00:50:53,427
- Okay, if you must know,
- we lived together.
- 737
- 00:50:53,599 --> 00:50:56,591
- I thought he was it, the one,
- or whatever.
- 738
- 00:50:56,768 --> 00:51:00,397
- And then surprise, he ended it,
- out of nowhere for no reason.
- 739
- 00:51:00,572 --> 00:51:01,937
- Gone, never saw him again.
- 740
- 00:51:02,808 --> 00:51:06,505
- Wow. That's rough. I'm sorry.
- 741
- 00:51:06,979 --> 00:51:10,039
- Next time you should warn me
- about the length of the story, though.
- 742
- 00:51:10,215 --> 00:51:11,307
- Kind of dragged on.
- 743
- 00:51:11,483 --> 00:51:13,815
- - I'll work on that.
- - Yeah, just trim the fat.
- 744
- 00:51:14,219 --> 00:51:18,519
- Ooh! Jeez. That was very healthy.
- 745
- 00:51:29,768 --> 00:51:32,236
- She's spontaneous. She's ballsy.
- 746
- 00:51:32,404 --> 00:51:34,872
- She has no clue what she's doing
- and she doesn't care.
- 747
- 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,530
- She's the complete opposite of me.
- 748
- 00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:39,006
- Carl, could you
- please pass the Cholula?
- 749
- 00:51:39,178 --> 00:51:41,146
- Sure, Faranoush.
- 750
- 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,513
- How did you two meet again?
- 751
- 00:51:43,682 --> 00:51:47,345
- Persianwifefinder. Com. It's pretty cool.
- You should check it out.
- 752
- 00:51:47,519 --> 00:51:49,919
- - I'm engaged.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 753
- 00:51:50,088 --> 00:51:52,488
- Should you talk about Allison
- in front of Faranoush?
- 754
- 00:51:52,658 --> 00:51:55,525
- It's okay, man. We just met.
- She knows it's not exclusive.
- 755
- 00:51:55,694 --> 00:51:59,528
- - Besides, she's totally not my type.
- - I can hear you.
- 756
- 00:51:59,698 --> 00:52:01,097
- Sorry, Faranoush.
- 757
- 00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:05,500
- Anyway, I never would've met Allison
- if I hadn't said yes to the homeless guy.
- 758
- 00:52:05,671 --> 00:52:07,832
- You wouldn't be on a date
- with a strange woman.
- 759
- 00:52:08,006 --> 00:52:10,406
- - No offense, Faranoush.
- - None taken.
- 760
- 00:52:10,576 --> 00:52:13,670
- I didn't realize
- I was dealing with a no man.
- 761
- 00:52:13,845 --> 00:52:17,372
- No, I think it's great.
- Throw this away for me, will you?
- 762
- 00:52:20,452 --> 00:52:22,750
- - Hey, honey.
- - Hey.
- 763
- 00:52:24,623 --> 00:52:28,855
- - Lucy. Faranoush, Lucy. Lucy, Faranoush.
- - Hello.
- 764
- 00:52:30,963 --> 00:52:32,760
- So my friends are being really lame...
- 765
- 00:52:32,931 --> 00:52:36,094
- ...and nobody's offered
- to throw me a bridal shower.
- 766
- 00:52:36,268 --> 00:52:38,634
- Hey, I have an idea.
- 767
- 00:52:38,971 --> 00:52:41,872
- Carl, would you like to throw Lucy
- a bridal shower?
- 768
- 00:52:42,241 --> 00:52:45,142
- Yeah. Sure.
- 769
- 00:52:45,310 --> 00:52:47,540
- Why not? That'd be great.
- Yeah, I'd love that.
- 770
- 00:52:47,713 --> 00:52:49,271
- - Problem solved.
- - Yeah.
- 771
- 00:52:55,087 --> 00:52:57,180
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 772
- 00:52:57,356 --> 00:53:00,382
- Well, thanks, Carl.
- 773
- 00:53:00,759 --> 00:53:04,820
- Thanks, that's really sweet.
- 774
- 00:53:05,264 --> 00:53:07,129
- - That's great.
- - That is sweet, Carl.
- 775
- 00:53:07,299 --> 00:53:09,290
- Thanks, Faranoush.
- 776
- 00:53:09,568 --> 00:53:12,332
- Oh, I forgot, I gotta pick up costumes
- for me and Allison.
- 777
- 00:53:12,504 --> 00:53:13,766
- Costumes for what?
- 778
- 00:53:15,274 --> 00:53:17,868
- <i>Expelliarmus! Just kidding.</i>
- 779
- 00:53:18,043 --> 00:53:20,136
- That's okay. I blocked it
- and deflected it back.
- 780
- 00:53:20,312 --> 00:53:24,112
- Oh. Kaching!
- Wow. Cool costume, my man.
- 781
- 00:53:24,283 --> 00:53:26,843
- The only one they had left
- was for toddlers.
- 782
- 00:53:27,019 --> 00:53:30,284
- This is Allison
- and her wand made from a sequoia.
- 783
- 00:53:31,323 --> 00:53:32,551
- - Hi.
- - You must be Norman.
- 784
- 00:53:32,724 --> 00:53:36,888
- Yes, nice to meet you.
- Thanks for coming. Come in.
- 785
- 00:53:38,297 --> 00:53:40,891
- Yeah, we've got, well, drinks,
- you know...
- 786
- 00:53:41,066 --> 00:53:42,693
- ...chips, dips...
- 787
- 00:53:42,868 --> 00:53:46,201
- ...and good people, just like you two.
- 788
- 00:53:47,039 --> 00:53:48,336
- - Thanks.
- - Pace yourselves.
- 789
- 00:53:48,507 --> 00:53:50,236
- It's gonna be a crazy night.
- 790
- 00:53:55,947 --> 00:53:58,643
- - Get in there, play the zone.
- - Come on.
- 791
- 00:53:58,817 --> 00:54:01,342
- - Good dip, huh, H.P.?
- - Mm.
- 792
- 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:05,684
- Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've got
- an exclusive membership card.
- 793
- 00:54:05,857 --> 00:54:08,826
- And with that card, I get access
- to the whole place.
- 794
- 00:54:08,994 --> 00:54:12,589
- I can buy large quantities of anything
- at discount prices.
- 795
- 00:54:12,964 --> 00:54:15,125
- Can't anyone get one of those cards?
- 796
- 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:19,263
- No, don't think so.
- But I can talk to someone, if you'd like.
- 797
- 00:54:20,038 --> 00:54:22,632
- - Yeah, put in a good word for us.
- - That would be great.
- 798
- 00:54:24,343 --> 00:54:27,278
- <i>Feels strange to be going home,
- doesn't it?</i>
- 799
- 00:54:27,612 --> 00:54:31,139
- "I'm not going home, not really. "
- 800
- 00:54:33,985 --> 00:54:35,782
- <i>Oh, bye.</i>
- 801
- 00:54:40,292 --> 00:54:43,750
- <i>Alrighty, gang.
- Who wants to watch Chamber of Secrets?</i>
- 802
- 00:54:52,371 --> 00:54:55,431
- - Well, thanks for coming, guys.
- - So nice to meet you.
- 803
- 00:54:55,607 --> 00:54:58,132
- Good to meet you, too. Thank you.
- And hey.
- 804
- 00:54:58,310 --> 00:55:01,541
- That's right. Come in. I'll go in.
- 805
- 00:55:01,713 --> 00:55:05,513
- Keep your hand there like in a shake.
- The other hand goes around for a hug.
- 806
- 00:55:05,684 --> 00:55:09,017
- - Yeah. Tap it.
- - Thanks for walking me through that.
- 807
- 00:55:09,187 --> 00:55:10,984
- - That's all right.
- - Bye.
- 808
- 00:55:11,156 --> 00:55:14,250
- Okay, guys,
- all aboard the Hogwarts Express.
- 809
- 00:55:14,426 --> 00:55:16,485
- Next stop, Azkaban.
- 810
- 00:55:24,936 --> 00:55:26,198
- Hey.
- 811
- 00:55:26,605 --> 00:55:28,766
- Do you wanna drive?
- 812
- 00:55:35,046 --> 00:55:38,447
- - Hey, you're getting better.
- - Yeah, not bad, huh?
- 813
- 00:55:39,785 --> 00:55:42,083
- Whoa. Yep, I got it.
- 814
- 00:55:47,859 --> 00:55:50,157
- I got an idea.
- 815
- 00:55:55,834 --> 00:56:00,134
- - We can't do this.
- - Why? You scared?
- 816
- 00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:07,577
- Hurry. Somebody's coming.
- And I think I see something. Hurry.
- 817
- 00:56:10,482 --> 00:56:15,385
- - This is crazy.
- - I know, but it's great.
- 818
- 00:56:41,379 --> 00:56:43,939
- This is unreal.
- 819
- 00:56:44,182 --> 00:56:46,309
- I couldn't agree more.
- 820
- 00:56:56,528 --> 00:56:57,859
- <i>Ooh</i>
- 821
- 00:57:00,165 --> 00:57:01,655
- <i>Ooh</i>
- 822
- 00:57:07,405 --> 00:57:08,702
- <i>Ooh</i>
- 823
- 00:57:24,155 --> 00:57:27,989
- You know, I've never let anyone
- drive my scooter before.
- 824
- 00:57:28,627 --> 00:57:32,324
- I've never let anyone kiss me
- on the stage of the Hollywood Bowl before.
- 825
- 00:57:56,755 --> 00:57:58,814
- Good evening, Los Angeles.
- 826
- 00:57:58,990 --> 00:58:02,187
- Please welcome to the Hollywood Bowl
- Munchausen by Proxy.
- 827
- 00:58:03,828 --> 00:58:05,489
- I'm your biggest fan. Bang!
- 828
- 00:58:05,664 --> 00:58:06,858
- I killed her.
- 829
- 00:58:08,366 --> 00:58:09,628
- I'm a somebody.
- 830
- 00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:13,030
- I don't know about that.
- 831
- 00:58:13,204 --> 00:58:15,798
- - Come on, you gotta have creepy fans.
- - I don't think so.
- 832
- 00:58:15,974 --> 00:58:19,171
- - We don't have that much of a following.
- - What are you talking about?
- 833
- 00:58:19,344 --> 00:58:22,074
- Rodrigo and the guys at the bar.
- They can't be trusted.
- 834
- 00:58:22,247 --> 00:58:27,241
- There's me and my friends. That makes
- eight or nine very unstable people.
- 835
- 00:58:27,419 --> 00:58:31,583
- - How many people can this place even hold?
- - Like 17,000.
- 836
- 00:58:31,756 --> 00:58:36,625
- So each one of us invites 1800
- of our closest friends.
- 837
- 00:58:36,795 --> 00:58:39,730
- No need.
- I know our music isn't that mainstream.
- 838
- 00:58:39,898 --> 00:58:41,729
- - What?
- - I love doing it.
- 839
- 00:58:42,233 --> 00:58:43,700
- It's like my photography.
- 840
- 00:58:43,868 --> 00:58:46,336
- I know there isn't that much demand
- for photographs...
- 841
- 00:58:46,504 --> 00:58:48,096
- <i>...taken while running, but...</i>
- 842
- 00:58:48,273 --> 00:58:50,400
- I wasn't gonna say anything.
- 843
- 00:58:50,575 --> 00:58:54,102
- You know, who cares?
- The world's a playground.
- 844
- 00:58:54,279 --> 00:58:55,871
- You know that when you're a kid...
- 845
- 00:58:56,047 --> 00:58:58,675
- ...but somewhere along the way,
- everyone forgets it.
- 846
- 00:58:59,484 --> 00:59:01,418
- I love your music.
- 847
- 00:59:01,686 --> 00:59:04,519
- Anybody can take a photo standing still.
- 848
- 00:59:05,490 --> 00:59:09,085
- - Hey. What are you doing?
- - Oh, shit.
- 849
- 00:59:09,260 --> 00:59:10,921
- - Stop.
- - Stopping.
- 850
- 00:59:11,096 --> 00:59:13,394
- - Come on, Carl, run.
- - Thanks.
- 851
- 00:59:13,565 --> 00:59:14,964
- - Wait right there.
- - You got it.
- 852
- 00:59:15,133 --> 00:59:16,896
- - Down on the ground.
- - Whatever you say.
- 853
- 00:59:17,068 --> 00:59:21,505
- - Carl, what are you doing? Let's go.
- - All right. I can't please everyone.
- 854
- 00:59:24,676 --> 00:59:25,904
- Run!
- 855
- 00:59:26,177 --> 00:59:27,872
- Hello, everybody.
- 856
- 00:59:28,046 --> 00:59:33,484
- A little vitamin C. Keep your strength up.
- I will be right with you.
- 857
- 00:59:33,652 --> 00:59:35,813
- - Pass those out, will you?
- - Sure.
- 858
- 00:59:40,225 --> 00:59:42,921
- - Lee?
- - Hey.
- 859
- 00:59:43,094 --> 00:59:45,562
- What up, my brizzo?
- 860
- 00:59:46,898 --> 00:59:49,992
- - That's not right, is it?
- - Carl, I need you for a second.
- 861
- 00:59:51,102 --> 00:59:53,468
- Can you hang on a minute, Lee?
- 862
- 00:59:54,906 --> 00:59:56,965
- What's going on, Norm?
- 863
- 00:59:57,142 --> 00:59:58,973
- Something's going down on a big scale.
- 864
- 00:59:59,144 --> 01:00:03,103
- Guy from Corporate's here. Don't look.
- He wants to talk to you.
- 865
- 01:00:03,281 --> 01:00:06,444
- I think it's about all those loans
- you've been approving.
- 866
- 01:00:07,085 --> 01:00:09,849
- Well, we had a nice run.
- 867
- 01:00:10,021 --> 01:00:12,285
- I might get shit-canned, Norm.
- 868
- 01:00:12,624 --> 01:00:15,616
- Anyway, don't worry about it.
- It'll lead to something good.
- 869
- 01:00:15,794 --> 01:00:17,921
- - Hey, I'm part of this too.
- - No.
- 870
- 01:00:18,096 --> 01:00:20,530
- - Yeah. I stood by and let it happen.
- - Norm.
- 871
- 01:00:20,699 --> 01:00:23,327
- You were feeling it.
- You were in the loan zone, remember?
- 872
- 01:00:23,501 --> 01:00:24,763
- - I was.
- - I was watching you.
- 873
- 01:00:24,936 --> 01:00:26,164
- Yeah, you were.
- 874
- 01:00:26,337 --> 01:00:29,864
- But I'm afraid it's caught up with us.
- Now you and I have to face the music.
- 875
- 01:00:30,041 --> 01:00:33,204
- - Come on.
- - Hey. Can I have one minute?
- 876
- 01:00:33,378 --> 01:00:36,347
- - Okay.
- - Lee? What do you need?
- 877
- 01:00:36,514 --> 01:00:38,345
- You may be my last loan.
- 878
- 01:00:40,351 --> 01:00:42,080
- It's a Ducati.
- 879
- 01:00:42,253 --> 01:00:45,745
- I'm thinking it'll get people off my back
- about the male nurse thing.
- 880
- 01:00:47,092 --> 01:00:50,584
- - See what I mean?
- - Yeah. Nice ride.
- 881
- 01:00:52,530 --> 01:00:55,226
- See you on the other side, Lee.
- 882
- 01:00:58,002 --> 01:00:59,697
- Carl.
- 883
- 01:01:02,073 --> 01:01:05,270
- Wesley T. Parker.
- Vice President, Brea Federal Savings.
- 884
- 01:01:05,443 --> 01:01:07,343
- Pleasure to meet you.
- 885
- 01:01:14,519 --> 01:01:19,183
- Every two months, the typical loan officer
- approves 35 to 40 loans.
- 886
- 01:01:19,357 --> 01:01:21,382
- You have given out...
- 887
- 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,128
- ...561.
- 888
- 01:01:24,829 --> 01:01:26,353
- A little more than average, then.
- 889
- 01:01:26,531 --> 01:01:28,897
- What's even more unusual
- are the amounts.
- 890
- 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:36,306
- A $250 loan for a mountain bike,
- $600 for windsurfing lessons.
- 891
- 01:01:36,474 --> 01:01:38,408
- Have you ever tried that? It's fun.
- 892
- 01:01:38,576 --> 01:01:41,568
- Carl, this bank traditionally has never
- given out small loans.
- 893
- 01:01:41,746 --> 01:01:43,873
- - If I can explain... Yeah, certainly.
- - Sit down.
- 894
- 01:01:44,048 --> 01:01:46,516
- At first I thought
- you might be raiding our coffers.
- 895
- 01:01:46,718 --> 01:01:49,710
- - I would never do that.
- - I would if I could, so why wouldn't you?
- 896
- 01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,518
- But...
- 897
- 01:01:59,764 --> 01:02:01,095
- But then I looked closer.
- 898
- 01:02:01,866 --> 01:02:04,562
- These people are so grateful
- to have their needs met...
- 899
- 01:02:04,736 --> 01:02:07,864
- ...more than 98 percent of them
- are following through with payments.
- 900
- 01:02:08,039 --> 01:02:10,132
- And because you've given out
- so many of them...
- 901
- 01:02:10,308 --> 01:02:14,574
- ...we're actually making a lot of money.
- Carl, these micro-loans, not bad.
- 902
- 01:02:14,946 --> 01:02:17,005
- See, Car, you worrywart.
- 903
- 01:02:17,182 --> 01:02:20,743
- Carl, what would you say if I asked you
- to work upstairs with the big boys?
- 904
- 01:02:20,952 --> 01:02:23,182
- - Corporate?
- - Wow.
- 905
- 01:02:23,421 --> 01:02:25,514
- That's great. I would have to say...
- 906
- 01:02:25,690 --> 01:02:28,523
- No, wait. Before we give our answer...
- 907
- 01:02:28,693 --> 01:02:30,854
- ...let's talk money.
- Dollars and cents, Wes.
- 908
- 01:02:31,029 --> 01:02:34,931
- I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you,
- since we're only taking Carl.
- 909
- 01:02:35,433 --> 01:02:36,798
- Got it. Yep.
- 910
- 01:02:36,968 --> 01:02:39,937
- We'll have the employment contract to you
- by the end of the day.
- 911
- 01:02:40,104 --> 01:02:42,629
- Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist.
- 912
- 01:02:42,807 --> 01:02:47,301
- - Missed it. I was gonna fist you.
- - Here's some fist.
- 913
- 01:02:54,052 --> 01:02:55,883
- This one is nice.
- 914
- 01:02:56,054 --> 01:02:58,454
- I especially love it in cream.
- What do you think?
- 915
- 01:02:58,623 --> 01:02:59,647
- - I love it.
- - Yeah?
- 916
- 01:02:59,824 --> 01:03:01,189
- Yeah.
- 917
- 01:03:01,359 --> 01:03:04,920
- Bridal bingo?
- How do you play bridal bingo?
- 918
- 01:03:05,096 --> 01:03:06,825
- It's the same as regular bingo...
- 919
- 01:03:06,998 --> 01:03:10,627
- ...but you just yell embarrassing facts
- about the bride, okay?
- 920
- 01:03:11,703 --> 01:03:12,727
- Yeah.
- 921
- 01:03:12,904 --> 01:03:14,804
- - No, I'm not doing bridal bingo.
- - Come on.
- 922
- 01:03:14,973 --> 01:03:16,565
- I don't want anything complicated.
- 923
- 01:03:16,741 --> 01:03:19,539
- You gotta squeeze every drop of juice
- out of this experience.
- 924
- 01:03:19,711 --> 01:03:22,145
- It doesn't sound complicated.
- Is it complicated?
- 925
- 01:03:22,313 --> 01:03:25,908
- Are you going to be asking a lot
- more question? I don't got all day.
- 926
- 01:03:29,287 --> 01:03:33,280
- - Maybe we should just go somewhere else.
- - It's okay. I'll talk to her.
- 927
- 01:04:22,173 --> 01:04:23,197
- Okay.
- 928
- 01:04:26,945 --> 01:04:29,413
- Okay, bridal bingo very simple, okay?
- 929
- 01:04:29,580 --> 01:04:33,016
- I can explain to you in more detail
- if you want.
- 930
- 01:04:39,624 --> 01:04:40,886
- What's going on?
- 931
- 01:04:42,627 --> 01:04:44,686
- I mean, someone's trying to kill himself.
- 932
- 01:04:45,964 --> 01:04:47,556
- Jump.
- 933
- 01:04:48,166 --> 01:04:50,657
- What the hell are you looking at?
- 934
- 01:04:51,703 --> 01:04:55,230
- - Don't do it.
- - Don't point at me, buddy.
- 935
- 01:04:55,406 --> 01:04:57,306
- Hey, lady, move that dog.
- 936
- 01:04:57,909 --> 01:05:00,469
- Buddy, can you move over a little bit,
- like two feet?
- 937
- 01:05:00,645 --> 01:05:02,112
- Has somebody called the police?
- 938
- 01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:05,738
- Yeah. He'll be dead before they get here.
- Somebody needs to talk him down.
- 939
- 01:05:05,917 --> 01:05:09,250
- - Move out the way.
- - Somebody help him!
- 940
- 01:05:27,972 --> 01:05:29,496
- Don't do it.
- 941
- 01:05:31,609 --> 01:05:33,509
- It can't be that bad.
- 942
- 01:05:35,913 --> 01:05:37,312
- Hey, buddy.
- 943
- 01:05:37,949 --> 01:05:39,439
- Who are you, man?
- 944
- 01:05:39,617 --> 01:05:43,314
- Don't try anything. I'm gonna kill myself,
- so don't try to stop me.
- 945
- 01:05:43,955 --> 01:05:46,423
- - Okay.
- - What do mean, "Okay"?
- 946
- 01:05:46,591 --> 01:05:50,118
- No, I don't mean okay.
- Just give me a second.
- 947
- 01:05:50,695 --> 01:05:52,822
- I should say something to you here.
- 948
- 01:05:54,499 --> 01:05:56,057
- I don't really know what it is.
- 949
- 01:05:56,234 --> 01:05:58,327
- Man, you terrible at this.
- Are you even a cop?
- 950
- 01:05:58,503 --> 01:06:00,471
- Hold on a second, I'm thinking.
- 951
- 01:06:03,374 --> 01:06:06,309
- Wait. I've got it.
- 952
- 01:06:09,247 --> 01:06:10,874
- Where you going, man?
- 953
- 01:06:11,049 --> 01:06:13,813
- - I know it's not what I think it is.
- - Just stop.
- 954
- 01:06:13,985 --> 01:06:15,543
- Oh, man.
- 955
- 01:06:20,992 --> 01:06:24,792
- - My man. Hello?
- - Don't do it. I'm coming.
- 956
- 01:06:24,962 --> 01:06:27,522
- Patience is a virtue.
- 957
- 01:06:30,468 --> 01:06:33,403
- What the hell you doing in there?
- 958
- 01:06:36,107 --> 01:06:40,237
- <i>I wish you would step back
- From that ledge, my friend</i>
- 959
- 01:06:41,079 --> 01:06:46,915
- <i>You could cut ties with all the lies
- That you've been living in</i>
- 960
- 01:06:47,085 --> 01:06:50,680
- <i>And if you never want to see me again</i>
- 961
- 01:06:50,855 --> 01:06:56,020
- <i>I would understand</i>
- 962
- 01:06:56,194 --> 01:07:03,191
- <i>I would understand</i>
- 963
- 01:07:03,534 --> 01:07:05,365
- Um... Oh...
- 964
- 01:07:05,803 --> 01:07:06,929
- What is it?
- 965
- 01:07:07,805 --> 01:07:10,433
- <i>The angry boy a bit too insane</i>
- 966
- 01:07:10,641 --> 01:07:13,439
- <i>Icing over a secret pain</i>
- 967
- 01:07:13,611 --> 01:07:18,844
- <i>You know you don't belong</i>
- 968
- 01:07:19,016 --> 01:07:23,180
- <i>Everyone I know has got a reason</i>
- 969
- 01:07:23,621 --> 01:07:25,111
- <i>To say</i>
- 970
- 01:07:25,289 --> 01:07:26,779
- <i>You can put the past away</i>
- 971
- 01:07:26,958 --> 01:07:30,985
- <i>I wish you would step back
- From that ledge, my friend</i>
- 972
- 01:07:31,162 --> 01:07:35,895
- <i>You could cut ties with all the lies
- You've been living in</i>
- 973
- 01:07:36,067 --> 01:07:39,764
- <i>And if you never want to see me again</i>
- 974
- 01:07:39,937 --> 01:07:44,636
- <i>I would understand</i>
- 975
- 01:07:44,809 --> 01:07:47,642
- <i>I would understand</i>
- 976
- 01:07:49,580 --> 01:07:54,381
- <i>I would understand</i>
- 977
- 01:07:54,552 --> 01:07:58,545
- <i>I would understand</i>
- 978
- 01:07:59,323 --> 01:08:01,723
- <i>I would understand</i>
- 979
- 01:08:10,434 --> 01:08:12,994
- I got blisters on my fingers.
- 980
- 01:08:21,312 --> 01:08:22,904
- Carl.
- 981
- 01:08:23,347 --> 01:08:25,907
- Stephanie, Ted, hey.
- 982
- 01:08:26,083 --> 01:08:28,176
- How's it going?
- What are you guys doing here?
- 983
- 01:08:28,352 --> 01:08:32,118
- We're doing a week in Tahiti. Ted's father
- owns a little piece of property there.
- 984
- 01:08:32,290 --> 01:08:36,590
- A hundred acres isn't so little, hon.
- Not in Tahiti, anyway.
- 985
- 01:08:37,628 --> 01:08:41,587
- Hey, I saw you on TV.
- That was amazing, Carl.
- 986
- 01:08:41,766 --> 01:08:44,860
- It's just a little life that needed saving.
- No big deal.
- 987
- 01:08:45,036 --> 01:08:47,504
- - So where you headed?
- - I'm meeting my girlfriend here.
- 988
- 01:08:47,672 --> 01:08:49,606
- - We don't know where we're going.
- - Really?
- 989
- 01:08:49,774 --> 01:08:53,335
- Yeah, we're just gonna pick a place.
- Kind of an eenie, meenie, minie thing.
- 990
- 01:08:53,511 --> 01:08:56,810
- Keeps it fresh. I'll see you guys.
- 991
- 01:08:58,482 --> 01:09:01,076
- - That sounds like a lot of fun.
- - Can you imagine?
- 992
- 01:09:01,252 --> 01:09:02,947
- No.
- 993
- 01:09:14,565 --> 01:09:16,294
- So I have some carry-on here.
- 994
- 01:09:16,467 --> 01:09:20,870
- I'd like two tickets on the first plane
- out of here, please.
- 995
- 01:09:21,038 --> 01:09:22,630
- We've never done this before.
- 996
- 01:09:25,376 --> 01:09:29,836
- The next flight available for boarding...
- 997
- 01:09:30,414 --> 01:09:31,847
- ...is to Lincoln, Nebraska.
- 998
- 01:09:33,818 --> 01:09:34,842
- Okay.
- 999
- 01:09:35,019 --> 01:09:36,043
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1000
- 01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:37,380
- - Yeah?
- - Lincoln.
- 1001
- 01:09:37,555 --> 01:09:38,715
- Here we come.
- 1002
- 01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:44,855
- Where does someone go
- in Lincoln, Nebraska?
- 1003
- 01:09:45,029 --> 01:09:48,055
- Well, clearly we should go there.
- 1004
- 01:09:53,871 --> 01:09:56,066
- "The earliest switchboard
- operators' headsets...
- 1005
- 01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,504
- ...weighed over 10 and a half pounds. "
- 1006
- 01:09:58,676 --> 01:10:01,474
- - Interesting.
- - Look at this.
- 1007
- 01:10:02,980 --> 01:10:05,448
- - Very first phone call ever.
- - Pretty cool.
- 1008
- 01:10:05,616 --> 01:10:07,311
- Check out the phone.
- 1009
- 01:10:07,485 --> 01:10:11,012
- Smaller than I thought they would be.
- Hold on, I'm vibrating.
- 1010
- 01:10:11,188 --> 01:10:13,088
- Hello?
- 1011
- 01:10:17,428 --> 01:10:18,895
- Nice shot.
- 1012
- 01:10:20,998 --> 01:10:24,593
- - What do you know about that?
- - Pretty sexy.
- 1013
- 01:10:25,503 --> 01:10:27,403
- So, what do I do? I just...
- 1014
- 01:10:29,106 --> 01:10:31,506
- - Take it easy.
- - Here you go.
- 1015
- 01:10:33,344 --> 01:10:35,369
- - Okay.
- - You got it.
- 1016
- 01:10:35,546 --> 01:10:36,570
- Pull?
- 1017
- 01:10:38,449 --> 01:10:40,508
- - Good one.
- - I got it. I got it.
- 1018
- 01:10:40,685 --> 01:10:43,586
- Can I do it again? Can I do it again?
- What's wrong?
- 1019
- 01:10:49,593 --> 01:10:51,527
- <i>Ladies and gentlemen,
- let's hear it...</i>
- 1020
- 01:10:51,696 --> 01:10:55,962
- <i>...for your University
- of Nebraska Cornhuskers.</i>
- 1021
- 01:11:04,008 --> 01:11:05,976
- Twenty bucks says
- Oklahoma kills them.
- 1022
- 01:11:06,143 --> 01:11:08,703
- Hey, Pete, you mind putting that
- on a coaster?
- 1023
- 01:11:08,879 --> 01:11:10,471
- What, do you live here now?
- 1024
- 01:11:10,648 --> 01:11:14,277
- Yeah. I asked Carl and he had to say yes.
- 1025
- 01:11:14,452 --> 01:11:17,114
- Hey. Is that Carl?
- 1026
- 01:11:17,288 --> 01:11:19,415
- - Wait a second.
- - Wait a second, wait a second.
- 1027
- 01:11:20,791 --> 01:11:26,058
- <i>The energy is palpable here,
- Chris. I can't even hear myself think.</i>
- 1028
- 01:11:27,031 --> 01:11:29,727
- - I guess they're in Nebraska.
- - Wow.
- 1029
- 01:11:30,368 --> 01:11:34,930
- Now, this is the really interesting part.
- If you don't take the heads off properly...
- 1030
- 01:11:35,106 --> 01:11:37,597
- ...then everything gets mixed
- into the batch.
- 1031
- 01:11:37,775 --> 01:11:40,767
- Someone gets a beak in their bucket
- or a mouthful of tendons...
- 1032
- 01:11:40,945 --> 01:11:43,709
- ...and you got a lawsuit on your hands.
- 1033
- 01:11:45,015 --> 01:11:47,210
- We got a fainter down in Head Removal.
- 1034
- 01:11:52,223 --> 01:11:54,885
- I can't believe
- I tripped like that.
- 1035
- 01:11:56,227 --> 01:11:59,788
- - It seemed like you fainted.
- - No, I told you my foot caught a nail.
- 1036
- 01:11:59,964 --> 01:12:03,559
- - Okay. Because I thought it was
- all the chicken beaks in the bucket.
- 1037
- 01:12:03,734 --> 01:12:05,599
- Don't, please.
- 1038
- 01:12:07,371 --> 01:12:09,703
- Oh, God. It's starting to rain.
- 1039
- 01:12:11,041 --> 01:12:13,407
- Here. I have to protect you.
- 1040
- 01:12:13,677 --> 01:12:15,167
- Come on.
- 1041
- 01:12:15,346 --> 01:12:19,214
- Hurry, there's no time to lose.
- We have to find shelter.
- 1042
- 01:12:19,383 --> 01:12:21,078
- Come on.
- 1043
- 01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:26,115
- Get in here. It's okay. I got you.
- 1044
- 01:12:26,290 --> 01:12:29,020
- Allison, are you okay?
- 1045
- 01:12:29,693 --> 01:12:32,992
- Are you hurt? Are you hurt? You're okay?
- 1046
- 01:12:39,503 --> 01:12:40,834
- What?
- 1047
- 01:12:41,939 --> 01:12:44,464
- I don't know. I think I love you.
- 1048
- 01:12:45,876 --> 01:12:47,343
- Really?
- 1049
- 01:12:47,511 --> 01:12:52,107
- I've known that I like you for a while,
- but just now I decided that I love you.
- 1050
- 01:12:52,283 --> 01:12:55,582
- - Do you love me?
- - Definitely.
- 1051
- 01:12:55,753 --> 01:12:57,482
- I love you like...
- 1052
- 01:12:57,988 --> 01:13:01,287
- ...I can't believe it.
- It's kind of ridiculous.
- 1053
- 01:13:02,092 --> 01:13:03,559
- I've been thinking...
- 1054
- 01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:06,218
- ...and I know it's crazy,
- especially for me...
- 1055
- 01:13:06,397 --> 01:13:11,266
- ...but maybe when we get back
- we should move in together.
- 1056
- 01:13:12,603 --> 01:13:15,936
- Wow. Really? You've been thinking that?
- 1057
- 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:18,067
- What do you think?
- 1058
- 01:13:18,242 --> 01:13:22,679
- - What do I think? Uh... Yeah.
- - Oh, God. You paused.
- 1059
- 01:13:22,847 --> 01:13:24,314
- - No, I didn't pause.
- - You paused.
- 1060
- 01:13:24,482 --> 01:13:26,450
- No, I didn't pause.
- It was just a big step.
- 1061
- 01:13:26,617 --> 01:13:29,245
- It was a stupid idea.
- I shouldn't have said anything.
- 1062
- 01:13:29,420 --> 01:13:33,322
- Come on, what are you talking about?
- Here, ask me again.
- 1063
- 01:13:34,191 --> 01:13:35,522
- - Do you wanna move...
- - Yes.
- 1064
- 01:13:35,693 --> 01:13:40,187
- <i>Did I pause there? I could probably knock
- a couple milliseconds off that if you...</i>
- 1065
- 01:13:54,979 --> 01:13:58,608
- - Where are you traveling today?
- - Los Angeles.
- 1066
- 01:14:01,452 --> 01:14:04,250
- I'll just be one minute.
- 1067
- 01:14:04,421 --> 01:14:07,913
- We should do this every weekend.
- We could see the whole world.
- 1068
- 01:14:08,092 --> 01:14:09,923
- I'm in.
- 1069
- 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,924
- - You okay?
- - Yeah, I'm good.
- 1070
- 01:14:15,866 --> 01:14:17,265
- Sir?
- 1071
- 01:14:18,636 --> 01:14:21,605
- - You mind coming with us, please?
- - I'm sorry?
- 1072
- 01:14:21,772 --> 01:14:24,605
- We just wanna ask you a few questions.
- 1073
- 01:14:27,244 --> 01:14:29,974
- You're hilarious. Oh, that's great.
- 1074
- 01:14:30,147 --> 01:14:32,945
- Oh, beautiful. Are you in on this too?
- 1075
- 01:14:33,117 --> 01:14:35,278
- Oh, my God, you guys really
- had me going there.
- 1076
- 01:14:35,452 --> 01:14:38,285
- There's a crazy man in the terminal.
- Red alert.
- 1077
- 01:14:39,723 --> 01:14:42,055
- - Oh, good job.
- - Let's go, funny guy.
- 1078
- 01:14:42,226 --> 01:14:43,818
- Come on, lady.
- 1079
- 01:14:45,563 --> 01:14:48,828
- - Do you hate your country, Mr. Allen?
- - What?
- 1080
- 01:14:48,999 --> 01:14:53,163
- - Do you hate America?
- - No. Of course not.
- 1081
- 01:14:53,337 --> 01:14:55,305
- Then why are you plotting to attack it?
- 1082
- 01:14:55,472 --> 01:14:57,463
- - What?
- - I think you have the wrong guy.
- 1083
- 01:14:57,641 --> 01:14:59,472
- I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you?
- 1084
- 01:14:59,643 --> 01:15:01,804
- We've been tracking you.
- We know who you are.
- 1085
- 01:15:01,979 --> 01:15:05,540
- - We know what you're planning.
- - This is insane. Do you think I'm a terrorist?
- 1086
- 01:15:05,716 --> 01:15:08,549
- Why did you purchase these plane tickets
- at the last minute?
- 1087
- 01:15:08,719 --> 01:15:10,812
- It was a spontaneous vacation.
- 1088
- 01:15:10,988 --> 01:15:12,922
- Right. I was just saying
- to Agent Tweed...
- 1089
- 01:15:13,090 --> 01:15:16,355
- ...how I wanted to take a fun-filled
- vacation to Lincoln, Nebraska.
- 1090
- 01:15:16,527 --> 01:15:20,657
- Are you currently a member
- of Persianwifefinder. Com?
- 1091
- 01:15:20,864 --> 01:15:23,890
- - Yes, but you don't understand.
- - Yes? Who is that?
- 1092
- 01:15:24,068 --> 01:15:27,196
- Faranoush. It was nothing. I can explain.
- I can explain.
- 1093
- 01:15:27,371 --> 01:15:31,137
- Explain this, jackhole. As Chief Loan Officer
- at Brea Federal Savings and Loan...
- 1094
- 01:15:31,308 --> 01:15:33,833
- you gave a man money
- to start a fertilizer business.
- 1095
- 01:15:34,011 --> 01:15:35,501
- - For what, bombs?
- - No.
- 1096
- 01:15:35,679 --> 01:15:37,874
- Have you recently
- started taking flying lessons?
- 1097
- 01:15:38,048 --> 01:15:40,573
- - Yes. Oh, come on.
- - Why did you learn Korean?
- 1098
- 01:15:40,751 --> 01:15:43,151
- - Are you aligned with the North Koreans?
- - No. What?
- 1099
- 01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:45,880
- You were married for six months.
- Some immigration thing?
- 1100
- 01:15:46,056 --> 01:15:48,183
- - You were married?
- - Yes.
- 1101
- 01:15:49,193 --> 01:15:51,354
- That was a long time ago.
- I was gonna tell you.
- 1102
- 01:15:51,528 --> 01:15:54,156
- I was gonna tell her. I just never...
- 1103
- 01:15:54,331 --> 01:15:57,266
- Start talking, Carl,
- if that is your real name.
- 1104
- 01:15:58,402 --> 01:16:02,429
- We knew another Karl we weren't
- too crazy about, didn't we, Tweed?
- 1105
- 01:16:03,741 --> 01:16:05,606
- His name was Marx.
- 1106
- 01:16:09,313 --> 01:16:11,543
- I need to speak to my attorney.
- 1107
- 01:16:16,253 --> 01:16:19,381
- Several months ago, my client
- attended a self-empowerment seminar...
- 1108
- 01:16:19,556 --> 01:16:24,391
- ...that requires him to say yes
- to any request that's presented.
- 1109
- 01:16:24,561 --> 01:16:26,654
- All of the activity
- that appears suspicious...
- 1110
- 01:16:26,830 --> 01:16:29,924
- ...the flying lessons,
- the spontaneous trip-taking...
- 1111
- 01:16:30,100 --> 01:16:32,830
- ...it's all because he must say yes
- to any opportunity.
- 1112
- 01:16:34,071 --> 01:16:36,335
- - He's really into it.
- - You say yes to everything?
- 1113
- 01:16:36,507 --> 01:16:38,407
- - Are you kidding?
- - It's not how it sounds.
- 1114
- 01:16:38,575 --> 01:16:40,167
- How does it?
- I'd love to hear this.
- 1115
- 01:16:40,344 --> 01:16:43,404
- I'm wondering if there's a better setting
- for this back and forth.
- 1116
- 01:16:43,580 --> 01:16:46,549
- Maybe we should speak privately.
- Come on outside.
- 1117
- 01:16:49,353 --> 01:16:52,516
- - Whew. That was close.
- - What the hell, Carl?
- 1118
- 01:16:52,690 --> 01:16:54,658
- Are you serious?
- You say yes to everything?
- 1119
- 01:16:54,825 --> 01:16:57,692
- - Even if you don't like it?
- - No, of course not.
- 1120
- 01:16:58,228 --> 01:17:00,253
- - Sometimes.
- - Oh, good. What a relief.
- 1121
- 01:17:00,431 --> 01:17:04,162
- I thought you lied all the time, but it's
- just sometimes. That's excellent.
- 1122
- 01:17:04,334 --> 01:17:06,063
- So you didn't wanna
- come to my show...
- 1123
- 01:17:06,236 --> 01:17:09,603
- ...you didn't wanna go jogging with me,
- you didn't wanna travel with me?
- 1124
- 01:17:09,773 --> 01:17:11,604
- Yes, I did. That was my idea.
- 1125
- 01:17:11,775 --> 01:17:13,766
- When I asked you
- if you wanted to move in...
- 1126
- 01:17:13,944 --> 01:17:16,378
- ...that took a lot for me to do that,
- and I meant it.
- 1127
- 01:17:16,547 --> 01:17:19,175
- I didn't know what to expect,
- but I guess I figured...
- 1128
- 01:17:19,349 --> 01:17:21,681
- ...like an adult, you were gonna
- weigh the options.
- 1129
- 01:17:21,852 --> 01:17:23,046
- You paused.
- 1130
- 01:17:23,220 --> 01:17:25,882
- You wanted to say no but you couldn't.
- You had to say yes.
- 1131
- 01:17:26,056 --> 01:17:30,186
- - That's not entirely true.
- - How do I know if anything you did...
- 1132
- 01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:34,524
- ...was because you wanted to or because
- you were following some damn program?
- 1133
- 01:17:42,172 --> 01:17:43,434
- Allison.
- 1134
- 01:17:45,142 --> 01:17:46,609
- Bye, Carl.
- 1135
- 01:18:00,858 --> 01:18:04,419
- I can't believe I didn't tell her
- I was married. I'm such an idiot.
- 1136
- 01:18:05,195 --> 01:18:06,787
- - You know what I did?
- - What's that?
- 1137
- 01:18:06,964 --> 01:18:10,161
- She asked me to move in with her
- and I hesitated. That was like a no.
- 1138
- 01:18:10,334 --> 01:18:12,325
- I should have said yes right away,
- you know?
- 1139
- 01:18:12,503 --> 01:18:15,472
- That's how the whole thing got
- screwed up. I broke the covenant.
- 1140
- 01:18:15,639 --> 01:18:17,266
- Ever think things got screwed up...
- 1141
- 01:18:17,441 --> 01:18:21,309
- ...because you said yes without thinking,
- not because of a covenant you made?
- 1142
- 01:18:21,478 --> 01:18:23,446
- It's with the universe.
- It's a big deal.
- 1143
- 01:18:23,614 --> 01:18:26,082
- There is a middle ground here.
- You can process things.
- 1144
- 01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:29,811
- You can weigh them individually and
- make decisions on a case-by-case basis...
- 1145
- 01:18:29,987 --> 01:18:31,454
- ...a. k. a. What normal people do.
- 1146
- 01:18:31,622 --> 01:18:34,386
- Yeah, that's a good point.
- Hold that thought. Allison!
- 1147
- 01:18:34,558 --> 01:18:35,684
- Or not.
- 1148
- 01:18:35,859 --> 01:18:37,759
- Allison, please, can't we talk for a sec?
- 1149
- 01:18:37,928 --> 01:18:39,418
- - Get away from me.
- - Okay.
- 1150
- 01:18:40,230 --> 01:18:41,561
- - Farther.
- - Yeah.
- 1151
- 01:18:43,534 --> 01:18:44,933
- Carl.
- 1152
- 01:18:48,806 --> 01:18:50,273
- Bye, Carl.
- 1153
- 01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:53,975
- <i>- Oh, I just love good food.
- - So do I.</i>
- 1154
- 01:18:54,144 --> 01:18:55,975
- <i>- Do you?
- - Uh-huh.</i>
- 1155
- 01:18:56,146 --> 01:18:58,080
- <i>You know you and I are a lot alike?</i>
- 1156
- 01:18:59,316 --> 01:19:01,648
- <i>My mother likes good food.</i>
- 1157
- 01:19:02,519 --> 01:19:05,147
- <i>She always used to say,
- "I'd rather eat good food...</i>
- 1158
- 01:19:05,322 --> 01:19:07,256
- <i>...than bad food any old day
- of the week. "</i>
- 1159
- 01:19:07,424 --> 01:19:08,982
- Hey.
- 1160
- 01:19:09,293 --> 01:19:11,158
- It's me again.
- 1161
- 01:19:11,328 --> 01:19:13,796
- Specifically I'm talking about 15
- to 20 percent.
- 1162
- 01:19:13,964 --> 01:19:16,933
- <i>The way we're gonna do this
- is we're gonna go after the...</i>
- 1163
- 01:19:32,850 --> 01:19:35,648
- Okay, I'm totally off the controls.
- 1164
- 01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:39,182
- You're officially flying by yourself.
- 1165
- 01:19:40,757 --> 01:19:42,247
- Cool.
- 1166
- 01:19:42,693 --> 01:19:45,719
- There's no greater feeling in the world,
- is there?
- 1167
- 01:19:48,966 --> 01:19:54,427
- Hello, Jake, Rodrigo,
- Penelope, Phillip, Zachary.
- 1168
- 01:19:54,605 --> 01:19:56,436
- I'd like to thank you all for coming...
- 1169
- 01:19:56,607 --> 01:19:59,735
- ...for no other reason
- than you genuinely wanted to.
- 1170
- 01:19:59,910 --> 01:20:03,573
- In an unrelated note,
- everyone else can go jump off a bridge.
- 1171
- 01:20:15,626 --> 01:20:17,321
- Ah!
- 1172
- 01:20:35,012 --> 01:20:36,172
- Allison?
- 1173
- 01:20:36,346 --> 01:20:40,476
- No, it's Wes P., Big C.
- Did I catch you at a bad time?
- 1174
- 01:20:40,651 --> 01:20:45,714
- <i>- No, no, I'm just hanging here.
- - Okay, okay. Just checking in.</i>
- 1175
- 01:20:45,889 --> 01:20:47,720
- Seeing how Corporate's treating you.
- 1176
- 01:20:47,891 --> 01:20:50,291
- Kicks the crap out of dealing
- with those peons, huh?
- 1177
- 01:20:50,460 --> 01:20:54,191
- <i>- I never really thought of them as...
- - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.</i>
- 1178
- 01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:59,694
- Wes? Can you hear me?
- 1179
- 01:20:59,870 --> 01:21:01,132
- <i>Go get the ball!</i>
- 1180
- 01:21:01,305 --> 01:21:04,741
- So listen, I got a job for you.
- We're shutting down a bunch of branches...
- 1181
- 01:21:04,908 --> 01:21:08,810
- ...and I need you to tell the managers.
- - Shutting down branches?
- 1182
- 01:21:09,246 --> 01:21:10,713
- Which ones?
- 1183
- 01:21:12,382 --> 01:21:15,010
- We are Sparta!
- 1184
- 01:21:18,755 --> 01:21:20,188
- Hi, Norm.
- 1185
- 01:21:43,413 --> 01:21:45,711
- <i>You have three messages.</i>
- 1186
- 01:21:45,882 --> 01:21:48,612
- <i>Hi, Car, this is your
- answer phone speaking.</i>
- 1187
- 01:21:48,785 --> 01:21:51,652
- <i>No, it's me, Norm, just a reminder
- about the party tonight.</i>
- 1188
- 01:21:51,822 --> 01:21:54,882
- <i>I'll see you there, buddy. Roger, out.</i>
- 1189
- 01:21:55,292 --> 01:21:58,090
- <i>Carl, it's Roons.
- Thanks for letting me use your car.</i>
- 1190
- 01:21:58,261 --> 01:22:00,821
- <i>You might notice the front bumper missing.
- Not to worry.</i>
- 1191
- 01:22:00,998 --> 01:22:03,762
- <i>I gave them your insurance.
- The whole thing's being handled.</i>
- 1192
- 01:22:03,934 --> 01:22:08,303
- <i>And I left a pile of laundry in my room.
- Don't forget, no starch. Love you.</i>
- 1193
- 01:22:08,905 --> 01:22:11,931
- <i>It's Peter. I'm sure you're aware
- and completely on top of it...</i>
- 1194
- 01:22:12,109 --> 01:22:15,875
- <i>...but just wanted to make sure Lucy's
- shower is still on for tomorrow night.</i>
- 1195
- 01:22:16,046 --> 01:22:19,174
- <i>Haven't received confirmation
- of any sort from you. At all.</i>
- 1196
- 01:22:19,349 --> 01:22:22,011
- <i>- Shower. Shit.
- - It's on.</i>
- 1197
- 01:22:22,185 --> 01:22:24,153
- <i>Right? Call me.</i>
- 1198
- 01:22:36,666 --> 01:22:37,690
- - Hey, guys.
- - Hey.
- 1199
- 01:22:37,868 --> 01:22:40,428
- - What's wrong?
- - I just really need to talk to you.
- 1200
- 01:22:40,604 --> 01:22:41,866
- What?
- 1201
- 01:22:42,039 --> 01:22:44,701
- Come on inside. I'll explain everything.
- 1202
- 01:22:49,946 --> 01:22:52,210
- Surprise!
- 1203
- 01:22:52,382 --> 01:22:54,976
- - Oh, my God.
- - Happy shower.
- 1204
- 01:22:55,152 --> 01:22:56,619
- How did you pull this off?
- 1205
- 01:22:56,787 --> 01:22:59,449
- I just called in a few favors,
- kept throwing money at it.
- 1206
- 01:23:00,190 --> 01:23:02,488
- I like it, I like it.
- 1207
- 01:23:02,659 --> 01:23:04,092
- - Rooney.
- - Congrats.
- 1208
- 01:23:04,261 --> 01:23:06,354
- - That's Bert. He's in fertilizer.
- - Hey, B.
- 1209
- 01:23:06,530 --> 01:23:08,691
- - And Lee, he's a male nurse.
- - I know Lee.
- 1210
- 01:23:09,166 --> 01:23:11,999
- Let's get this guy a drink.
- He doesn't have long to live.
- 1211
- 01:23:12,169 --> 01:23:14,660
- On him, on him.
- 1212
- 01:23:17,674 --> 01:23:18,698
- Cake?
- 1213
- 01:23:18,875 --> 01:23:19,899
- - Thanks.
- - Sure.
- 1214
- 01:23:20,077 --> 01:23:24,480
- - Oh, John Goodman.
- - No, it's Alec Baldwin.
- 1215
- 01:23:26,049 --> 01:23:29,041
- Oh, right. Nailed it.
- 1216
- 01:23:35,492 --> 01:23:39,485
- Norm. Hey, thanks for coming, man.
- 1217
- 01:23:39,663 --> 01:23:42,496
- - How you holding up?
- - I'm okay, Car.
- 1218
- 01:23:42,666 --> 01:23:45,533
- You know, taking her day by day.
- 1219
- 01:23:45,702 --> 01:23:48,535
- Yeah. Well, I got a friend
- I want you to meet.
- 1220
- 01:23:48,939 --> 01:23:50,065
- Oh.
- 1221
- 01:23:54,478 --> 01:23:58,915
- - Norman, this is Soo-Mi.
- - Hi there.
- 1222
- 01:24:00,784 --> 01:24:05,153
- - Can I call you Soo?
- - Yes.
- 1223
- 01:24:05,322 --> 01:24:06,346
- Do you dance?
- 1224
- 01:24:06,923 --> 01:24:09,414
- Well, I've won some competitions.
- Watch this.
- 1225
- 01:24:09,593 --> 01:24:13,154
- - Come on.
- - Look out. Oh, hey.
- 1226
- 01:24:39,422 --> 01:24:45,054
- <i>- Oh, that's an interesting one.
- - Yep. And it's half-price, so...</i>
- 1227
- 01:24:49,366 --> 01:24:51,231
- Oh, jeez.
- 1228
- 01:24:51,835 --> 01:24:55,134
- - That's the best wedding shower ever, man.
- - Man, you deserve it.
- 1229
- 01:24:55,305 --> 01:24:57,273
- - You all right?
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- 1230
- 01:24:57,440 --> 01:25:00,534
- - Yeah? She's still not calling you back?
- - No.
- 1231
- 01:25:00,710 --> 01:25:03,235
- - What are you gonna do?
- - I don't know.
- 1232
- 01:25:03,413 --> 01:25:07,474
- I guess I'll just stick with the program.
- Keep saying yes to everything.
- 1233
- 01:25:07,651 --> 01:25:09,243
- I know it sounds silly...
- 1234
- 01:25:09,419 --> 01:25:11,979
- ...but maybe that bad stuff
- will lead to something good.
- 1235
- 01:25:12,155 --> 01:25:16,455
- Doesn't sound silly.
- Well, maybe a little silly.
- 1236
- 01:25:17,060 --> 01:25:18,755
- You wanna get dinner tomorrow night?
- 1237
- 01:25:18,929 --> 01:25:21,921
- - Yes. And not because I have to.
- - Great.
- 1238
- 01:25:22,098 --> 01:25:24,726
- - Well, you do have to.
- - Yeah.
- 1239
- 01:25:25,669 --> 01:25:28,399
- - But you want to.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1240
- 01:25:28,572 --> 01:25:31,040
- - So bad.
- - Oh, God, me too.
- 1241
- 01:25:31,208 --> 01:25:33,176
- - It's all I can think about.
- - Really?
- 1242
- 01:25:38,648 --> 01:25:40,548
- Hi there.
- 1243
- 01:25:41,484 --> 01:25:43,111
- Hello there.
- 1244
- 01:25:43,887 --> 01:25:46,856
- You must be Tillie.
- 1245
- 01:25:47,891 --> 01:25:52,885
- - I've certainly heard a lot about you.
- - Isn't that nice?
- 1246
- 01:25:56,399 --> 01:26:02,497
- - Would you mind helping me?
- - Absolutely, yeah. No problem.
- 1247
- 01:26:03,907 --> 01:26:05,636
- Come on, let's go.
- 1248
- 01:26:15,485 --> 01:26:18,045
- - Hello?
- - Hi, Carl.
- 1249
- 01:26:18,688 --> 01:26:24,558
- <i>- Oh, Stephanie. What's wrong?
- - Can you come over?</i>
- 1250
- 01:26:24,728 --> 01:26:27,595
- We had this big fight and he stormed off.
- 1251
- 01:26:27,764 --> 01:26:31,632
- Well, these things have a way
- of working themselves out.
- 1252
- 01:26:31,801 --> 01:26:33,530
- I don't know.
- 1253
- 01:26:34,437 --> 01:26:38,430
- - Not this time. I think it's over.
- - Yeah?
- 1254
- 01:26:39,776 --> 01:26:42,244
- You know,
- but maybe it's supposed to be.
- 1255
- 01:26:42,412 --> 01:26:46,678
- I mean, a part of me felt like something
- wasn't right from the beginning.
- 1256
- 01:26:46,850 --> 01:26:51,184
- - Yeah?
- - I don't know, Carl. I'm so confused.
- 1257
- 01:26:51,354 --> 01:26:57,623
- <i>Yeah. I'm gonna assume at this point,
- it's, well...</i>
- 1258
- 01:26:57,794 --> 01:27:00,763
- <i>- Stay with me tonight.
- - Oh, Steph...</i>
- 1259
- 01:27:05,602 --> 01:27:07,331
- Steph...
- 1260
- 01:27:08,004 --> 01:27:09,835
- ...I can't.
- 1261
- 01:27:10,473 --> 01:27:12,168
- I'm sorry.
- 1262
- 01:27:14,678 --> 01:27:16,612
- What are you saying?
- 1263
- 01:27:18,248 --> 01:27:20,443
- I'm saying no.
- 1264
- 01:27:36,933 --> 01:27:38,400
- Are you serious?
- 1265
- 01:27:52,782 --> 01:27:53,942
- Oh, Jesus.
- 1266
- 01:28:01,424 --> 01:28:03,949
- Oh, please.
- 1267
- 01:28:04,461 --> 01:28:08,090
- I didn't even see the red zone.
- I've only been here for 20 minutes.
- 1268
- 01:28:08,264 --> 01:28:12,325
- - Sorry, pal. Can't help you.
- - Oh, come on. Can't you give me a break?
- 1269
- 01:28:12,502 --> 01:28:16,336
- No, man, no, man, no, man.
- 1270
- 01:28:16,506 --> 01:28:20,704
- <i>- No man, no man, no man...
- - Not possible!</i>
- 1271
- 01:28:22,946 --> 01:28:25,073
- Jackoff.
- 1272
- 01:28:26,149 --> 01:28:31,678
- <i>Chapter 26,
- "Words That Rhyme With Yes. "</i>
- 1273
- 01:28:31,855 --> 01:28:34,483
- <i>Guess, mess.</i>
- 1274
- 01:28:34,657 --> 01:28:40,687
- <i>Tess, that's a name.
- Less, a word and a name.</i>
- 1275
- 01:28:40,864 --> 01:28:42,832
- - Terrence, don't freak out.
- - What the fuck?
- 1276
- 01:29:07,490 --> 01:29:10,254
- Jesus, that nurse couldn't be
- any more obvious.
- 1277
- 01:29:11,661 --> 01:29:15,358
- She was coming in the room. It's like,
- "Give me some space, woman. "
- 1278
- 01:29:15,532 --> 01:29:19,093
- Again, I'm pretty sure
- she was just here checking on Carl.
- 1279
- 01:29:19,369 --> 01:29:21,303
- Peter.
- 1280
- 01:29:22,038 --> 01:29:23,699
- A covenant.
- 1281
- 01:29:23,873 --> 01:29:26,171
- Hey, buddy, you all right?
- 1282
- 01:29:26,776 --> 01:29:29,745
- The covenant, it's coming down
- hard on me, man.
- 1283
- 01:29:30,613 --> 01:29:33,446
- - He keeps talking this covenant nonsense.
- - It's not nonsense.
- 1284
- 01:29:33,616 --> 01:29:35,083
- It is nonsense.
- 1285
- 01:29:36,820 --> 01:29:38,412
- It's him.
- 1286
- 01:29:39,956 --> 01:29:44,222
- Oh, thank God. Terrence. You have to
- remove the covenant. It's killing me.
- 1287
- 01:29:44,394 --> 01:29:47,192
- First of all, what were you doing
- in my car?
- 1288
- 01:29:47,363 --> 01:29:49,797
- I told you,
- I need you to remove the covenant.
- 1289
- 01:29:49,966 --> 01:29:53,800
- There is no covenant. There never was.
- I was just riffing.
- 1290
- 01:29:54,838 --> 01:29:57,068
- - Riffing?
- - Well, I had to say something.
- 1291
- 01:29:57,240 --> 01:30:00,903
- You were being difficult,
- embarrassing me in front of my crowd.
- 1292
- 01:30:01,077 --> 01:30:04,046
- - So the whole yes thing is all bullshit?
- - No.
- 1293
- 01:30:04,214 --> 01:30:06,307
- You just don't know how to use it,
- that's all.
- 1294
- 01:30:06,483 --> 01:30:09,384
- Yeah, I do. Say yes to everything.
- Real tough to grasp.
- 1295
- 01:30:09,552 --> 01:30:11,520
- No, that's not the point.
- 1296
- 01:30:11,688 --> 01:30:15,488
- Well, maybe at first it is,
- but that's just to open you up to it...
- 1297
- 01:30:15,658 --> 01:30:17,285
- ...to get you started.
- 1298
- 01:30:17,460 --> 01:30:20,088
- Then you're saying yes,
- not because you have to...
- 1299
- 01:30:20,263 --> 01:30:22,697
- ...not because a covenant tells you to...
- 1300
- 01:30:22,866 --> 01:30:25,801
- ...but because you know in your heart
- that you want to.
- 1301
- 01:30:27,070 --> 01:30:28,731
- Yeah.
- 1302
- 01:30:29,305 --> 01:30:31,034
- You're right.
- 1303
- 01:30:31,774 --> 01:30:34,675
- - That makes perfect sense.
- - I told you. I said that.
- 1304
- 01:30:34,844 --> 01:30:36,243
- - You didn't say that.
- - I did.
- 1305
- 01:30:36,412 --> 01:30:38,972
- - You didn't say it like that.
- - Not with an accent.
- 1306
- 01:30:39,582 --> 01:30:43,643
- Thanks, Terrence. Sorry about the car,
- and your head there.
- 1307
- 01:30:44,454 --> 01:30:48,322
- - What time is it?
- - It's 5:40 in the morning.
- 1308
- 01:30:48,491 --> 01:30:49,753
- Perfect.
- 1309
- 01:30:52,562 --> 01:30:54,325
- I said that.
- 1310
- 01:30:54,531 --> 01:30:56,158
- Whatever.
- 1311
- 01:30:58,001 --> 01:31:01,562
- I'm gonna hop in the bed
- just in case the nurse comes back.
- 1312
- 01:31:05,842 --> 01:31:08,310
- - Sir, you need to get back to your room.
- - No, I don't.
- 1313
- 01:31:08,478 --> 01:31:10,810
- - Sir, stop right there.
- - Eat me.
- 1314
- 01:31:13,383 --> 01:31:17,342
- - Lee. What are you doing here?
- - I'm a nurse, remember?
- 1315
- 01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:21,889
- Oh, yeah, right. Sorry.
- Can I borrow your car?
- 1316
- 01:31:22,058 --> 01:31:26,495
- No, I don't have my car anymore.
- I've got my Ducati, thanks to you.
- 1317
- 01:31:27,130 --> 01:31:29,257
- Ducati.
- 1318
- 01:31:34,203 --> 01:31:37,639
- Have you ever driven one of these before?
- They're quite powerful.
- 1319
- 01:31:37,807 --> 01:31:41,004
- Yeah, I ride double all the time
- on the scooter with Allison.
- 1320
- 01:31:41,177 --> 01:31:43,509
- No, Carl,
- this is not the same.
- 1321
- 01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:46,672
- You really have to be careful. Okay?
- These things have a lot of...
- 1322
- 01:31:47,684 --> 01:31:49,652
- Holy Jesus.
- 1323
- 01:31:49,819 --> 01:31:51,081
- - Torque.
- 1324
- 01:32:03,499 --> 01:32:05,558
- - How you doing?
- - Can't complain.
- 1325
- 01:32:07,437 --> 01:32:08,665
- Ah!
- 1326
- 01:32:09,172 --> 01:32:11,003
- You might wanna get out of the way.
- 1327
- 01:32:22,285 --> 01:32:24,685
- - Come on. Jerk.
- - I'm sorry.
- 1328
- 01:32:27,757 --> 01:32:28,815
- Ah!
- 1329
- 01:32:32,695 --> 01:32:34,094
- Whoa!
- 1330
- 01:33:18,541 --> 01:33:20,304
- What an asshole.
- 1331
- 01:33:36,526 --> 01:33:38,084
- Carl, what are you doing here?
- 1332
- 01:33:38,261 --> 01:33:42,163
- I just wanted to tell you
- that I don't wanna live with you.
- 1333
- 01:33:42,331 --> 01:33:45,425
- Oh, wow. Thanks.
- My knight in shining armor.
- 1334
- 01:33:45,601 --> 01:33:48,092
- Okay, people, let's go.
- 1335
- 01:33:51,641 --> 01:33:52,733
- But I wanna be with you.
- 1336
- 01:33:52,909 --> 01:33:55,104
- But I don't wanna be with you.
- I don't know you.
- 1337
- 01:33:55,278 --> 01:33:57,838
- Everything I said I meant,
- except about living together.
- 1338
- 01:33:58,014 --> 01:34:00,346
- That makes me nervous,
- but that's normal. It's big.
- 1339
- 01:34:00,516 --> 01:34:03,110
- We shouldn't just jump into that
- without thinking.
- 1340
- 01:34:03,286 --> 01:34:07,245
- Why not? You do it with everything.
- You say yes to whatever comes your way.
- 1341
- 01:34:07,423 --> 01:34:10,392
- That's not true. You can say no
- if you don't want something.
- 1342
- 01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:13,085
- Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that?
- Your literature?
- 1343
- 01:34:13,262 --> 01:34:15,253
- Look, I know the philosophy
- has some holes.
- 1344
- 01:34:15,431 --> 01:34:19,197
- You think? Seems pretty airtight to me.
- 1345
- 01:34:19,368 --> 01:34:22,337
- But if I hadn't done that,
- I never would've met you.
- 1346
- 01:34:22,505 --> 01:34:25,599
- Because the old Carl
- didn't think he was enough for anybody.
- 1347
- 01:34:25,775 --> 01:34:28,801
- I thought if I said yes to things
- and got involved with people...
- 1348
- 01:34:28,978 --> 01:34:31,310
- ...sooner or later,
- they'd find out I'm not enough.
- 1349
- 01:34:31,848 --> 01:34:34,316
- I didn't think I had anything to share.
- 1350
- 01:34:34,484 --> 01:34:37,749
- But now I know that what I have to share
- is pretty huge, and I wanna share it with you.
- 1351
- 01:34:39,088 --> 01:34:41,215
- - Do you mind, Reggie?
- - Seriously, dude.
- 1352
- 01:34:41,390 --> 01:34:43,415
- Sorry, this seemed interesting.
- 1353
- 01:34:44,026 --> 01:34:46,494
- Even if I had met you,
- I never would've asked you out.
- 1354
- 01:34:46,662 --> 01:34:49,995
- You were the complete opposite of me.
- You did things and had friends...
- 1355
- 01:34:50,166 --> 01:34:53,226
- ...and sang in rock bands
- and made life happen.
- 1356
- 01:34:53,402 --> 01:34:55,336
- You weren't scared of anything.
- 1357
- 01:34:55,505 --> 01:34:58,167
- You don't think I'm scared of anything?
- 1358
- 01:34:58,341 --> 01:35:01,504
- Who do you think I am?
- I'm scared of a lot of things.
- 1359
- 01:35:02,111 --> 01:35:04,102
- And I'm scared too.
- 1360
- 01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:06,339
- So let's be scared together.
- 1361
- 01:35:08,284 --> 01:35:10,275
- I don't know what you want me to say.
- 1362
- 01:35:10,920 --> 01:35:12,387
- So just say yes...
- 1363
- 01:35:12,922 --> 01:35:15,356
- ...but only if you really want to.
- 1364
- 01:35:15,591 --> 01:35:18,719
- And can you do it kind of soon?
- I think I'm starting to get a chill.
- 1365
- 01:35:20,029 --> 01:35:21,860
- Yeah, I noticed that.
- 1366
- 01:35:22,398 --> 01:35:23,763
- Well?
- 1367
- 01:35:30,573 --> 01:35:32,803
- - Maybe.
- - Come on.
- 1368
- 01:35:33,676 --> 01:35:37,271
- - I'm not gonna say that word.
- - Okay, maybe's fine. Maybe's good.
- 1369
- 01:35:44,253 --> 01:35:45,914
- I like maybe.
- 1370
- 01:35:46,088 --> 01:35:47,282
- - Reggie, come on.
- - Dude.
- 1371
- 01:36:14,217 --> 01:36:17,675
- Excuse me,
- but pleats are kind of out of style.
- 1372
- 01:36:17,854 --> 01:36:20,015
- You got anything with a flat front?
- 1373
- 01:36:20,189 --> 01:36:22,123
- Oh, Soo-Mi, pleats are out?
- 1374
- 01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:26,193
- Thanks, guys.
- 1375
- 01:36:26,362 --> 01:36:28,956
- This is the single biggest donation
- that we've ever had.
- 1376
- 01:36:29,131 --> 01:36:31,691
- You're welcome, but it was Carl
- that made it all happen.
- 1377
- 01:36:31,868 --> 01:36:33,233
- You're a good man, Carl.
- 1378
- 01:36:33,402 --> 01:36:37,930
- No big deal. I know a lot of people
- who are willing to give.
- 1379
- 01:36:39,408 --> 01:36:44,744
- Say it a million times.
- Say it a million more times.
- 1380
- 01:36:44,914 --> 01:36:49,351
- And the word
- you will have said 2 million times is:
- 1381
- 01:36:49,518 --> 01:36:51,850
- Yes!
- 1382
- 01:36:57,326 --> 01:36:59,487
- Good God.
- 1383
- 01:38:33,589 --> 01:38:35,716
- So anything else
- we need to know?
- 1384
- 01:38:35,891 --> 01:38:40,157
- Your instinct is gonna be to brake
- with your chin or your forehead.
- 1385
- 01:38:40,329 --> 01:38:41,887
- - Try to resist that.
- - Right.
- 1386
- 01:38:42,064 --> 01:38:43,429
- Right.
- 1387
- 01:38:44,700 --> 01:38:46,031
- Oh, and thanks for the loan.
- 1388
- 01:38:46,202 --> 01:38:48,898
- I never could have finished the suits
- without it.
- 1389
- 01:38:50,606 --> 01:38:54,133
- Listen, I'm not gonna think anything
- less of you if you don't wanna do this.
- 1390
- 01:38:54,310 --> 01:38:55,334
- What?
- 1391
- 01:38:55,511 --> 01:38:58,446
- I mean, I'm still gonna be attracted
- to you if you're a chicken.
- 1392
- 01:38:58,614 --> 01:39:00,275
- What if I'm
- one of those chickens...
- 1393
- 01:39:00,449 --> 01:39:03,748
- ...whose head doesn't get severed
- and my beak ends up in the bucket?
- 1394
- 01:39:03,919 --> 01:39:06,854
- I'll see you at the bottom.
- Unless you pass out.
- 1395
- 01:39:07,590 --> 01:39:10,582
- I told you,
- my foot caught a nail.
- 1396
- 01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:11,988
- Hiyah!
- 1397
- 01:39:58,841 --> 01:40:00,365
- I love this.
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