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Question to discuss:
Would you rather have tabasco sauce or vinegar poured into your anus?

Stranger 1: Neither

Stranger 2: i expect vinegar would burn less

Stranger 1: Well...now that I think about it...I might go tabasco

Stranger 1: Get a nice sweat going

Stranger 2: nothing like having burns on your anus

Stranger 1: Become the new roadrunner

Stranger 1: Its the scars of love

Stranger 2: well tobasco is pretty amazing

Stranger 1: that is quite true

Stranger 1: goes good with anything

Stranger 1: why should an anus be any different

Stranger 2: if there's ever a meal i don't like, i add bacon and tabasco

Stranger 1: Oh yeah!

Stranger 2: can i bacon your anus?

Stranger 1: By all means

Stranger 1: I wondered where hannibal ran off to. looks like i found him

Stranger 2: prepare your anus!

Stranger 1: I got some kayan pepper if you want?

Stranger 2: sure

Stranger 2: and maybe some other spices

Stranger 1: garlic!

Stranger 1: This is a garlic time

Stranger 2: we could fill your arse with rice and bacon

Stranger 2: turn it into a curry

Stranger 1: hmmm...I prefer eggs and bacon

Stranger 1: Get a nice breakfast going?

Stranger 2: most important meal of the day

Stranger 1: yeah. and of course its got to be the best

Stranger 2: need plenty of protein

Stranger 1: 5 star meal if I ever seen one

Stranger 2: why they don't serve this in fancy restaurants, i don't know

Stranger 1: I plan to be a chef someday. That will be going on my menu.

Stranger 1: tabasco'd anus

Stranger 1: chef special

Stranger 2: "ring of fire"

Stranger 1: I like that one

Stranger 1: I'll play ring of fire as their eating it too

Stranger 2: only the classiest restaurants have ambient music

Stranger 1: "I fell into a burning ring of fire. I went down down down and the flames went higher. and it burns burns burns. the tabasco'd anus"

Stranger 2: very poetic

Stranger 1: What can I say. I'm a poet at heart

Stranger 2: nothing's better for a muse than tabasco in your anus

Stranger 1: Gets them creative juices ah burning

Stranger 2: maybe we've discovered shakespeare's secret

Stranger 1: oh god! you're right!

Stranger 1: Maybe all of the greats

Stranger 2: given infinite time and copious amounts of tabasco, monkeys with typewriters will produce the complete works of shakespeare

Stranger 1: Thats why davanci was as good as he was

Stranger 1: If only I spelled that right would it have added better the comedic value of that question

Stranger 2: i let my imagination conjure a mythical person named davanci

Stranger 1: Thank you

Stranger 2: he was a bold warrior who got all the ladies

Stranger 1: Lucky bastard

Stranger 1: he was only as bold as his supply of tobasco

Stranger 2: why do my imaginary friends have better lives than me?

Stranger 2: there's just something not right with that

Stranger 1: i often ask myself that same question

Stranger 1: I say their lives should be as shitty as mine. that way I'd have a friend

Stranger 2: they should be shittier, so we feel better about ourselves

Stranger 1: but they get to flaunt their wonderful lives

Stranger 1: I'm going to try that now

Stranger 2: i'm going to kill their imaginary happy family

Stranger 1: I'm going to have a monkey. his name will be bill. his life will be shitty

Stranger 2: hehe, monkeys are always good for cheering me up

Stranger 1: uh oh.. My imaginary friends family is my family...

Stranger 1: I had to put a 7 in dick to use somehow.......

Stranger 1: (Joke from other question)

Stranger 2: what other question?

Stranger 2: i want to in this conversation

Stranger 1: It said "I have a 7 in long cock"

Stranger 1: My thought was his wife put some boner pills in his morning coffee

Stranger 1: and that its only use was to stop him from rolling outta bed in the morning

Stranger 2: don't be silly

Stranger 2: people on omegle don't have wives

Stranger 1: because they are their own wife

Stranger 1: and father, and husband, and son, and daughter, and grandparents

Stranger 2: so would masturbation be incest as well?

Stranger 1: of course

Stranger 1: but hey..thats the best kind of sex ain't it?

Stranger 2: the illegal kind

Stranger 1: details, details

Stranger 2: and the kids have to be underage as well

Stranger 1: of course. they cant do their daughter at 18. nope they gotta be 14

Stranger 2: *4

Stranger 2: double digits is too old

Stranger 1: ohh

Stranger 2: that way you get her before she starts having her period

Stranger 2: so you don't get it on your penis

Stranger 1: makes sense

Stranger 1: hate it when that happens

Stranger 2: easily the worst

Stranger 1: may i ask one detail of you?

Stranger 2: fire away

Stranger 1: how old might you be

Stranger 1: ?

Stranger 2: 20

Stranger 1: always amusing

Stranger 2: what is?

Stranger 1: the age group

Stranger 1: about 16-20

Stranger 1: sometimes 21

Stranger 2: yeah, i'm at the elderly end of the spectrum

Stranger 1: Getting old dude

Stranger 2: i once met a person who was in their 50s

Stranger 2: or so they claimed

Stranger 1: soon the amusing part will be gone. and you'll just be another rotten adult

Stranger 1: hahah

Stranger 1: i'm at the start still. I got a ways to go

Stranger 2 is typing...