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  1. [23:06:22] <Lonoxmont> im in an annoying state
  2. [23:06:22] <Lonoxmont> its like
  3. [23:06:30] <Lonoxmont> i can type good with good spelling and proper grammar and such
  4. [23:06:43] <Lonoxmont> its just most of the time there isnt need so i sacrifice accuracy for speed
  5. [23:06:49] <Lonoxmont> since im in half-duplex anyways
  6. [23:07:05] <GIANTREE> WHERE I COME FROM THERE'S A TERM FOR THAT
  7. [23:07:08] <Lonoxmont> but because of this people think i cant actually do things nicely
  8. [23:07:09] <GIANTREE> IT'S CALLED "AUTISM"
  9. [23:07:12] <GIANTREE> JUST KIDDING I'M LYING
  10. [23:07:15] <GIANTREE> I USED TO PLAY RUNESCAPE
  11. [23:07:17] <GIANTREE> WHERE THAT WAS NORMAL
  12. [23:07:21] <GIANTREE> EVERYBODY WAS LIKE THAT
  13. [23:07:33] <GIANTREE> I COULD GO EVERYWHERE, TALK TO EVERY SINGLE PLAYER IN EVERY CHANNEL
  14. [23:07:38] <GIANTREE> BACK IN MY DAY
  15. [23:07:39] <BlendedSolosis> i could find on the day
  16. [23:07:42] <GIANTREE> ALL OF THEM WERE LIKE THAT
  17. [23:07:55] <GIANTREE> THEY CLAIMED THE REASON THEY HAD NO GRASP OF ENGLISH WAS FOR "SPEED"
  18. [23:07:59] <GIANTREE> BUT THEY WERE FULL OF SHIT
  19. [23:08:03] <GIANTREE> THEY WERE ALL 13-YEAR-OLDS
  20. [23:08:06] <GIANTREE> WELL GUESS THE FUCK WHAT
  21. [23:08:08] <GIANTREE> I WAS ALSO 13
  22. [23:08:13] <GIANTREE> I WAS USING GRAMMAR, I KNEW HOW TO PUNCTUATE
  23. [23:08:18] <GIANTREE> I KNEW HOW TO WRITE A FUCKING SENTENCE
  24. [23:08:23] <GIANTREE> YET RUNSCAPIANS EVERY DAY CAME UP TO ME
  25. [23:08:29] <GIANTREE> AND ASKED "y u talk lik dat?"
  26. [23:08:34] <GIANTREE> PRETTY MUCH 100% ACCURACY THERE
  27. [23:08:37] <GIANTREE> THAT'S HOW THEY ASKED IT
  28. [23:08:42] <Lonoxmont> yeesh at least im not that bad
  29. [23:08:43] <GIANTREE> I TOLD THEM "Because I want to."
  30. [23:08:47] <GIANTREE> YOU'RE PRETTY UP THERE
  31. [23:08:58] <Lonoxmont> says mister allcaps :P
  32. [23:09:04] <GIANTREE> YEAH I'M DOING THAT ON PURPOSE
  33. [23:09:08] <GIANTREE> YOU WANNA FIGHT MOTHERFUCKER?
  34. [23:09:08] <Lonoxmont> k
  35. [23:09:11] <Lonoxmont> no
  36. [23:09:16] <Lonoxmont> i never want to fight
  37. [23:09:31] <GIANTREE> I'LL POUND YOUR ASS YOU DUMBASS FREAKY TOURIST
  38. [23:09:39] <Lonoxmont> probably yet another problem to add to the list...
  39. [23:09:47] <Lonoxmont> id really rather you didnt
  40. [23:09:57] <GIANTREE> I'LL KNOCK YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD OFF
  41. [23:10:01] <Lonoxmont> please dont
  42. [23:10:14] * GIANTREE is now known as Giantree
  43. [23:10:17] <Lonoxmont> what have i done to offend you
  44. [23:10:17] <Giantree> really though
  45. [23:10:25] <Lonoxmont> is there any way i can make restitution?
  46. [23:10:42] <Giantree> I think the reason why you get shit all over - stop being so autistic I was quoting something - for your godawful grammar
  47. [23:10:43] <BlendedSolosis> but it was quoting giygas
  48. [23:10:49] <Giantree> is because it signifies that you don't put any effort into what you do
  49. [23:11:06] <Giantree> like look at me now, you see me typing in all lowercase and barely even punctuating where I logically SHOULD
  50. [23:11:20] <Lonoxmont> well thats normal on irc
  51. [23:11:23] <Giantree> yes
  52. [23:11:26] <Giantree> for normal conversation
  53. [23:11:28] <Lonoxmont> or any fast chating mechanism
  54. [23:11:35] <Lonoxmont> yeah
  55. [23:11:36] <Giantree> Read in particular was upset that you did it like
  56. [23:11:40] <Giantree> in actual sessions of things
  57. [23:11:51] <Lonoxmont> when
  58. [23:11:52] <Giantree> he didn't want that shitting up the writing quality of his stuff
  59. [23:12:09] <Giantree> which makes it doubly amusing that he recruited firespitter, who I previously cited as being the secod-worst-grammar person I've tabletopped with
  60. [23:12:15] <Giantree> +n
  61. [23:12:25] <Giantree> and that's because english isn't his native language
  62. [23:12:31] <Lonoxmont> tree when did i shitgrammar in session
  63. [23:12:38] <Giantree> pretty sure all the time
  64. [23:12:47] <Giantree> I remember pointing out that you never started a single line with a capital letter
  65. [23:12:51] <Giantree> and was like "wow that's unattractive"
  66. [23:13:22] <Lonoxmont> i see
  67. [23:13:37] <@Firespitter> tree, stop being a redneck
  68. [23:13:38] <Lonoxmont> well if you dont mine my typing speed approaching shukus
  69. [23:13:46] <Lonoxmont> then i can switch on all the fancy grammar shit
  70. [23:13:48] <Giantree> That is actually bullshit logic
  71. [23:13:58] <Leen> at least have it on for an hour a day
  72. [23:13:59] <Giantree> you can calculate how long it takes to hit a 'shift' key in a decimal
  73. [23:14:13] <Lonoxmont> its not the physical actions that add up
  74. [23:14:24] <Giantree> It's not the physical actions that add up.
  75. [23:14:29] <Lonoxmont> its all the logic crunching that akes all the time
  76. [23:14:40] <Giantree> It's all the logic-crunching; that takes all the time.
  77. [23:14:46] <Lonoxmont> since i then have to go back and forth over the buffer to make sire everything passes
  78. [23:15:06] <Leen> apparently some doesn't get through :3c
  79. [23:15:07] <Aori_Radidjiu> Since I then have to go back and forth over the buffer to make sure everything passes.
  80. [23:15:13] <Giantree> Since I, then, have to go back-and-forth over the buffer to make SIRE everything passes.
  81. [23:15:15] <Lonoxmont> well its not opn
  82. [23:15:15] <Corinne> I don't mind people talking dumb in general conversation but, like, one of the reasons I never let a certain person who doesn't come to this channel play in my games is because of horrible in-game grammar and lack of capitalization.
  83. [23:15:21] <Lonoxmont> i could turn it on i suppose
  84. [23:15:29] <Giantree> I could turn it on!  I, suppose.
  85. [23:15:33] <Lonoxmont> just keep in mind im still half duplex, i cant read what you post and type at the same time
  86. [23:15:50] <Leen> WELL I'M HALF SUPLEX
  87. [23:15:52] <Giantree> Just keep in mind, I'm still half duplex; I can't read what you post and type?  At the same, time!
  88. [23:15:54] <Lonoxmont> so i will have to play catch up
  89. [23:16:02] * Leen half suplexes tree
  90. [23:16:09] <Giantree> So, I, will, have - to play - catch? Up!
  91. [23:16:27] <Lonoxmont> alright, switching on
  92. [23:17:08] <Lonoxmont> Hello! This is a properly constructed and grammatical sentence!
  93. [23:17:08] <Giantree> Alright switching, on.
  94. [23:17:21] <Giantree> hello this is a properly constructed and gramatical sentance
  95. [23:17:35] <Lonoxmont> This sentence took ~15 seconds of processing time!
  96. [23:18:00] <Giantree> this sentence took 15 seconds of procesing time
  97. [23:19:05] <Lonoxmont> I still have much optimisation to the code to make, as the output speed is not nearly as fast as i would have hoped. Fortunately, it is not the ninety-five percent drop i had anticipated, closer to seventy-five percent reduction in speed.
  98. [23:19:25] <Giantree> I give up you're autistic as fuck
  99. [23:19:27] * Giantree stomps off
  100. [23:19:58] <Lonoxmont> Unfortunately I still operate in half-duplex mode. there doesn't seem to be much I can do about that for the time being.
  101. [23:20:22] <Lonoxmont> And it would appear the checking is not as robust as would be preferred.
  102. [23:20:56] <Lonoxmont> Seems there is a glitch in multisentence buffers where the second sentence doesnt get checked for initial capitilisation.
  103. [23:21:18] <Lonoxmont> Shit, something broke, switching checking off.
  104. [23:21:32] <Lonoxmont> god thats hard
  105. [23:21:41] <Lonoxmont> how can anyone constantly do that
  106. [23:21:53] <Blaxploitation> Practice
  107. [23:21:53] <BlendedSolosis>  and practice it'd be
  108. [23:21:56] <Lonoxmont> i can kinda see room to make it hardware based but that will take some doing
  109. [23:22:12] <Blaxploitation> Like, seriously, it's the tiniest twitch of a finger
  110. [23:22:18] <Blaxploitation> Maybe i'm just good at typing?
  111. [23:22:18] <BlendedSolosis> maybe you'll hang up shirts
  112. [23:22:31] <@Firespitter> Lonox, what the hell are you talking about?
  113. [23:22:34] <BlendedSolosis> so lonox, hopefully he'll read it for him or whatever the fuck off the opposite in the news everyone!
  114. [23:23:01] <Lonoxmont> autism, fispit
  115. [23:23:02] <BlendedSolosis> omega autism, jokes, they're getting to grinding doesn't do two days without it
  116. [23:23:04] <Lonoxmont> autism
  117. [23:23:29] <Lonoxmont> my mind works like a machine
  118. [23:23:39] <Lonoxmont> well, a computer actually i guess
  119. [23:23:51] <Lonoxmont> its got its upshots and its downsides
  120. [23:24:07] <Lonoxmont> i have had to adapt to not having many friends as i tend to drive people off the longer i talk to them
  121. [23:24:25] <Lonoxmont> in fact ive said way more than is prudent already for today in here i think
  122. [23:24:35] <@Firespitter> with that kind attitude I am not surprised
  123. [23:24:53] <Blaxploitation> I dunno dude
  124. [23:24:53] <Lonoxmont> what, being pragmatic?
  125. [23:24:55] <Blaxploitation> my brother is an autist
  126. [23:24:59] <@Firespitter> THinking positive? Do you know it!?
  127. [23:25:01] <Blaxploitation> he doesn't think he's a computer
  128. [23:25:20] <Lonoxmont> every autistic person thinks differently, we handle it in different ways
  129. [23:25:21] <BlendedSolosis> repasting the part of junior in high damage, sustain from anyone told him on this one takes you right to it seeing capitalized differently, that's happened before fansubbers started using ness and got some pretty sugoi too.
  130. [23:25:47] <Lonoxmont> i happen to be based out of computers
  131. [23:25:57] <Lonoxmont> who knows what your brother is like inside
  132. [23:26:40] <Giantree> fun fact
  133. [23:26:47] <Giantree> autistic humans existed on earth before computers did
  134. [23:26:52] <BlendedSolosis> but yeah, i knew it existed
  135. [23:27:04] <Lonoxmont> yeah, and they probably had thier own way of douing things as well
  136. [23:27:07] <Lonoxmont> autism isnt a chjoice
  137. [23:27:20] <Lonoxmont> although
  138. [23:27:39] <Lonoxmont> the problem could handily be solved by killing off anyone with autistic tendancies, although it would not go away entirely
  139. [23:27:39] <BlendedSolosis> mystery solved like i wanted to be like 90 percent of working world i guess
  140. [23:27:47] <Lonoxmont> since its a genetic bug
  141. [23:28:18] <Blaxploitation> I dunno
  142. [23:28:24] <Blaxploitation> I mean, I hate to be insensitive
  143. [23:28:41] <Blaxploitation> But you don't generally have to resort to eugenics to make sure autists don't have children
  144. [23:28:49] <Lonoxmont> haha, true enough
  145. [23:29:17] <Lonoxmont> although its not so much the having autist children its the dealing with the annoying as fuck autists
  146. [23:29:49] <Lonoxmont> i annoy people when i talk
  147. [23:30:03] <Lonoxmont> which is why i try and limit my activity unless people are directly talking to me
  148. [23:38:44] <Lonoxmont> anyhow, if someone is foolish enough to offer me a spot in a game ill take it, but i think i will stop activiely seeking an unattainable object
  149. [23:38:47] <Lonoxmont> for the time being
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