SARAH.MOV

Alex: So Sarah, how come we're hanging out in a graveyard?
Sarah: Darcy's an absolutely terrible principal, Alex! Lesley was killed so now I have to bring him back!
Alex: Man, you are one crazy scientist. [laughs]
Sarah: [gets out a spellbook] Although I'm inexperienced with witchcraft, I'm going to try a black magic resurrection spell.
Alex: What next, you're gonna try a love spell on Darcy?
[Sarah glares at Alex.]
Alex: What?
Sarah: [reciting black magic] For thou who sleeps in stone and clay, heed this call, rise and obey. Trek unto the mortal door, assemble flesh, and walk once more!
[The spell doesn't do anything]
Sarah: Grrr!! [She throws the spellbook away] I knew Witchcraft was fake...
Alex: Any more bright ideas, Einstein?
Sarah: Oh, I'm full of ideas, Alex. I'm a genius!

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[SARAH'S LAB]
Sarah: Behold, Lesley 5000! Physically and mentally superior to the old Principal in every way. I figure if we can't have the real Lesley, then building a Lesley is the next best thing!
Alex: You're an idiot.
[The robot comes to life]
Lesley 5000 : SYSTEM ACTIVE.
Sarah : It's alive...IT'S ALIVE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Lesley 5000 : COMMENCING WORLD DOMINATION.
Sarah : W-wait, what?! No, that's for later!
[Lesley 5000 blasts the wall with a machine gun and leaves.]
Alex: Smooth moves, smart guy.

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[GRAVEYARD]
Alex : And we're back here...now what?
Sarah: [grabs Alex's shoulders] There's one last thing we haven't tried, Alex. One place where even a maverick mind like my own has feared to tread!
Alex: Uhh, Sarah, you're starting to sound less like a maverick and... more like a maniac.
Sarah: History is full of maniacs, my friend. Men and women of intellect, highly perceptive individuals whose brilliant minds knew neither restraint nor taboo. Such notions are the devils we must slay for the edification of mankind, even if said edification means violating the rules of decency, society, and righteousness itself.
Alex: [digging up a grave] Blah blah blah, keep talking, you stupid cripe.
[Alex gets out a coffin and opens it.]
Alex: Eww...it's all mouldy...
Sarah: Take him. We've got to get back to the lab before anyone sees us.
Alex: You're the boss.
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[SARAH'S LAB]
[Lesley's corpse is placed on the table.]
Alex: Aw, this is rad.
Sarah: Listen closely, Alex. What happens here tonight must never leave this room, for if anypony were to know of this dangerous experiment, their ignorance would label this as the ultimate crime of hubris.
Alex: ...Are we gonna tape him to the school flag?
Sarah: Alex, this is serious! You can't tell anyone, because we'll be in deep trouble and my job will be on the line!! Now, help me with this experiment or I'll be lowering your grade!
Alex: Okay, okay, fine...Let's go.
[bubbling and zapping]
Sarah: This is my favorite kind of science!
[Sarah attaches two crocodile clips to Lesley's fingers.]
Sarah: Now, Alex, pull the switch!
[Lesley is zapped with Sarah's machine.]
Alex: I-I've heard of shock humor but this is ridiculous!
[zapping continues]
Sarah: That's enough! Pull the power!
[The machine powers down]
Alex: Lesley...are you okay?
[silence]
Sarah: Ugh, I don't get it. In movies, when they shock dead bodies with lightning, they always come back to life. I thought it would be that simple!...Oh well, go bury him again...That's another failure.
[Alex grunts as the shovel is thrown into his face. He sighs and drags Lesley back to the graveyard.]
Sarah: [writing in her Diary] Well, maybe I'll succeed with my world domination plans tomorrow.